How is it not the answer when you are a lazy fuck up, your friends are not your friends, you have no skills, you are a virgin, you are autistic/ADHD/lowIQ/whatever, your family doesn't give a shit about you? There is literally nothing redeeming about me, and the dopamine well is runnign dry. Each year gets lower and lower highs. Fuck this shit.

>>81729871 (OP)
Dont be a fucking pussy and take the easy way out anon

Hmmm let's see
All the scumfucks who made your life a living hell are suddenly the victims? They get to pretend to be in pain, shocked from losing you. They get to pretend you were a gud HECKIN boi who dindu muffin! That you were always the silent and discreet type, and they can't believe how sad they are from your sudden loss? How quaint!

>>81729917
Easy for you to say when you have something to live for. What about me, motherfucker?

well it's not because you spend too much time on the computer

>>81729871 (OP)
Like everyone says, suicide is a permanent solution :^)

>>81729917
>you cant take the path of least resistance because uhhh uhmmmm uhhhh morals or something idk

>>81729917
I don't think it pussy to kill yourself. I wish I can kill my sea monkey self but since I'm such a pussy I couldn't even do it

>>81729934
Dont let the goyums and the roasties win mate they would put on the fake tears in public and secretly laugh in private who they call you a coward

Only pendejos kill themselves like Hitler. Fucking faggot.

>>81729871 (OP)
It is the answer but think of it like this:
If everyone agreed it is the answer and most people killed themselves because life is hell, the ones advocating against it both get left alone and have to do everything themselves. Imagine a cozy work from home fuck who has a relatively good life. Imagine all the people going to work and putting in the real labor kill themselves - he can no longer work from home and he no longer gets paid because the business collapses, so no more easy life.
No more people to compare himself to and say "I'm doing better"

Most people are like this when they say don't kill yourself, they need someone below them to keep themselves going. They will never admit this because it takes some serious introspection to admit. Humans are vile like this, all of us.

tl;dr its a good answer, just difficult to overcome survival instinct.

>>81729961
This is a cope for your fear. When you're dead it quite literally doesn't matter, you're free.

>>81729917
Not OP, but all the people who say this or things similar are never willing to support people who've been pushed to the brink.
>"Don't die, it's bad and I will be sad :("
>Does things to make them feel worse, or that are causing someone distress
>Doesn't do anything to support them besides try and get them locked away in a ward

>>81729917
>the only reason you should stay alive in a shit world that actively incentivizes you to kys is because kysing is pussy shit
ok then i guess I'm a pussy then idk

>>81729871 (OP)
I was forced to get a gun by my employer for work-related reasons, against my protests, and now it sits on my shelf and I have to think about how if I had suicidal thoughts or a sudden psychotic episode, it's too easy to reach and abuse.
Guns are scary, I don't want to kill or hurt people, but now I have a weapon for expressly that.

>>81730029
Also, my subordinate, who regularly uses his gun for his work and has no friends or family, keeps trying to get me to hang out with him while he is psychotic. No, I don't want to practice with your gun collection. I don't even like hanging out with you. You have no friends because you're pushy, I have no friends because I hate people, we're not the same.

>>81729955
>>81730005
>>81730011
>>81730021
>Society sucks ass so I must further make it more ass by making the janitor clean up my brain parts off the wall
But like why would you want to die real sudden?
All Im saying that dont blow your brains out with a shotgun
At least go out with a bang like OD on drugs or some shit if your that destined to jump into the black void or some shit

>>81730094
I can't get guns here, so I wouldn't be doing that. Don't worry.

>>81729871 (OP)
How is blowing your brains out a better answer than heroine?

I'm OP. Only reason I haven't done it yet is because of my dog, lol. Fuck, I regret getting this dog.

>>81730146
You mean heroin?

>>81729871 (OP)
Welcome to life, bud. Suicide is for trannies. If you kill yourself you failed the shit test and they win.

Pick up a hobby or die

>>81729871 (OP)
It is the answer and I'm just being honest. The only reason people try to convince you not to kill yourself is because then you're just one less person to make them money. Personally, I just LDAR instead because I know my parents would be devastated.

>>81729871 (OP)
who was it that basically said, "By the time you do it, it's already too late"

>>81730411
Emil Cioran

>>81729871 (OP)
Nothing wrong with choosing to live, and there's nothing wrong with choosing to die, up to you bro

>>81730246
Thanks for the spelling lesson, I'm retarted

>>81730456
you mean restarted?

>>81730476
LET'S GET RESTARTED IN HERE LET'S GET RESTARTED IN HERE LET'S GET RESTARTED IN HERE LET'S GET RESTARTED IN HERE LET'S GET RESTARTED IN HERE LET'S GET RESTARTED IN HERE LET'S GET RESTARTED IN HERE LET'S GET RESTARTED IN HERE LET'S GET RESTARTED IN HERE LET'S GET RESTARTED IN HERE LET'S GET RESTARTED IN HERE LET'S GET RESTARTED IN HERE LET'S GET RESTARTED IN HERE LET'S GET RESTARTED IN HERE LET'S GET RESTARTED IN HERE LET'S GET RESTARTED IN HERE

>>81730175
what kind of dog? if you ever feel like being mean to it just set it free. but then nature isnt polite or such so here we are where we started

>>81730430
thanks fren.

>>81730456
>retarted
double bittered?

>>81730493
german shepherd. i've owned her for several years. I do not resent her, I just feel like it was a mistake on my part.

>>81730094
>Society sucks ass so I must further make it more ass by making the janitor clean up my brain parts off the wall
I know you tried to make it sound as ridiculous as possible, but still this is just an objectively correct statement.

>>81729871 (OP)
>"Because it makes ME feel bad."
This is the real reason suicide is discouraged.

>>81729871 (OP)
Live out of spite if you have to friend, never give the faggots who have wronged you the satisfaction of your death. If not that just live to see the clownworld bread and circus collapse around us and because I'm rooting for you OP.

>>81729917
>overriding your survival instinct is easy