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Anonymous No.81731949 [Report] >>81732030 >>81732334 >>81732522 >>81732689 >>81732734 >>81732814 >>81734608
If your dick is smaller than 7 inches you're a dicklet.
Anonymous No.81731961 [Report] >>81732017 >>81732814
I hate that I was born with a small sea monkey dick
Anonymous No.81732017 [Report] >>81732043
>>81731961
do you have some sort of inferiority complex based on being sea?
Anonymous No.81732030 [Report]
>>81731949 (OP)
is that 7 inches?
Anonymous No.81732043 [Report] >>81732053
>>81732017
Yes, I do cuz due to my race I'm short and brown
Anonymous No.81732053 [Report] >>81732072
>>81732043
so you probably grew up in the west desu
Anonymous No.81732072 [Report] >>81732102
>>81732053
No, I live in a third world country
Anonymous No.81732102 [Report] >>81732122
>>81732072
weird why would being sea matter then?
Anonymous No.81732122 [Report] >>81732306
>>81732102
I hate my appearance. Everyone around me is taller than me. Some have pale skin and I have the shit color skin
Anonymous No.81732217 [Report]
I am 7.1 inches albeit
Anonymous No.81732306 [Report]
>>81732122
failing in low elo is insane it would be 10 times harder for you in the west
Anonymous No.81732334 [Report]
>>81731949 (OP)
Yeah but a girl said it looked great :)
Anonymous No.81732522 [Report] >>81732563
>>81731949 (OP)
I'm 5.5, wish i was around 8 inches cuz thats the sweet spot
Anonymous No.81732554 [Report]
so in the west that would make over 90% of men dicklets
size is relative.
Anonymous No.81732563 [Report] >>81732590
>>81732522
do you ever fantasize about a genie appearing and giving you points/inches that you can allocate to different penis stats, like
>you can use a point to increase girth by 0.25 inches or length by 0.5 inches
Anonymous No.81732590 [Report] >>81732738
>>81732563
Not so much like that, I fantasize a lot about jus having a bigger dick like 12 inches with a thick girth and fuck girls i know irl with it
Anonymous No.81732689 [Report]
>>81731949 (OP)
>Penis is average size
>Acquire tiny 5'0 Asian gf
>Cock looks humongous by comparison because she's so small and doesn't know any better
Anonymous No.81732725 [Report]
Bone pressed or not bone pressed?
Anonymous No.81732734 [Report]
>>81731949 (OP)
yeah i'm barely 5 and already knew that
Anonymous No.81732738 [Report]
>>81732590
i wish my penis could shrink and expand on command so i could have the perfect penis for whoever i'm in love with
Anonymous No.81732814 [Report] >>81732997
>>81731949 (OP)
I'm over 8"/20cm where is my prize??

>>81731961
You the SEA guy who has been posting everywhere as of late? Is this some kind of humiliation fetish or is your mental actually that fucked?
Anonymous No.81732997 [Report]
>>81732814
>is your mental actually that fucked?
I don't think I'm mentally fucked
Anonymous No.81734595 [Report]
>5'7"
>6.5"
its over, just kill me now
Anonymous No.81734608 [Report]
>>81731949 (OP)
my dick is 7"x5" and i am still a dicklet because girthlet thoever.