If your dick is smaller than 7 inches you're a dicklet.

I hate that I was born with a small sea monkey dick

>>81731961
do you have some sort of inferiority complex based on being sea?

>>81731949 (OP)
is that 7 inches?

>>81732017
Yes, I do cuz due to my race I'm short and brown

>>81732043
so you probably grew up in the west desu

>>81732053
No, I live in a third world country

>>81732072
weird why would being sea matter then?

>>81732102
I hate my appearance. Everyone around me is taller than me. Some have pale skin and I have the shit color skin

I am 7.1 inches albeit

>>81732122
failing in low elo is insane it would be 10 times harder for you in the west

>>81731949 (OP)
Yeah but a girl said it looked great :)

>>81731949 (OP)
I'm 5.5, wish i was around 8 inches cuz thats the sweet spot

so in the west that would make over 90% of men dicklets
size is relative.

>>81732522
do you ever fantasize about a genie appearing and giving you points/inches that you can allocate to different penis stats, like
>you can use a point to increase girth by 0.25 inches or length by 0.5 inches

>>81732563
Not so much like that, I fantasize a lot about jus having a bigger dick like 12 inches with a thick girth and fuck girls i know irl with it

>>81731949 (OP)
>Penis is average size
>Acquire tiny 5'0 Asian gf
>Cock looks humongous by comparison because she's so small and doesn't know any better

Bone pressed or not bone pressed?

>>81731949 (OP)
yeah i'm barely 5 and already knew that

>>81732590
i wish my penis could shrink and expand on command so i could have the perfect penis for whoever i'm in love with

>>81731949 (OP)
I'm over 8"/20cm where is my prize??

>>81731961
You the SEA guy who has been posting everywhere as of late? Is this some kind of humiliation fetish or is your mental actually that fucked?

>>81732814
>is your mental actually that fucked?
I don't think I'm mentally fucked

>5'7"
>6.5"
its over, just kill me now

>>81731949 (OP)
my dick is 7"x5" and i am still a dicklet because girthlet thoever.