It's Over Edition

>What is SDG?

Self Destruction General starts now as a means to help people achieve hedonism.

>How do I participate?

Easy! You become a regular in the general. Adopt a posting style, a character you associate yourself with, and then hop in the general whenever you see it to update us on your progress!

>What should I improve?

Nothing.

>>81733364 (OP)
Getting drunk on a Sunday morning

>>81733364 (OP)
This thread is perfect for a sea monkey like me

now this is more like it

>>81733384
they should call me b bone

>>81733431
The world is imperfect therefore improvement is impossible. Embrace destruction. Embrace nature's will of decay. It all returns to nothing. This is absolute.

>>81724872
Currently self destructing for the general, definitely not improving. I just fucking slits my wrists as a fully grown adult man. It might as well be fully over now i have reached this point and suicide should probably come.

>>81733364 (OP)
based. self improvement is masturbation. fuck those faggots on the /sig thread here

>>81733468
>I just fucking slits my wrists as a fully grown adult man

>>81733532
The one true purpose of life is to feel good. Life is decay. To fight against that is futile. Therefore one must devote their limited time and energy into maximizing happiness and pleasure.

brehs i am ser ferkin drunk right now desu

>get wasted
>no drunk just tired
i hate being old

>>81733364 (OP)
since my gf left me I decided to start smoking, I've been smoking for 3 months now, can't wait for the lung cancer to kill me, fuck it all, life is not worth living now, I'm also barely eating.

>>81733548
You almost sound like an Epicurean, just gay and self defeating. Epicurus recognises that short term pleasure results in long term pain, gooning and alcohol will not make you happy.