Thread 81734800

And how was the experience?

I lost mine when I was 21, with a 41 yo fembot.
It was not great because she was kissing me with lipstick and she was kinda drunk.
The pros was that I enjoyed sucking her tits and fingering her.

I had previous opportunities (better), but I didn't take them, which I regret.

>>81734800 (OP)
Neither of you were robots, fuck off

>>81734800 (OP)
>lose your virginity
what did he mean by this?

>>81734800 (OP)
I'm 21, and I'll lose it to an escort probably
Not happy with it, but I refuse to be a 22yo KHHV

>>81734807
It's true.

>>81734815
When did you have sex for the first time.

>>81734820
It's not worth paying for it. Have some dignity, even if you find her in a dating app (or somewhere better than a dating app)

>>81734800 (OP)
>When did you lose your virginity?
never did since I'm a sea monkey

>>81734839
>When did you have sex for the first time
what DID he mean by this?

>>81734839
>It's true.
You don't sound like you know what a robot is

I got a chap hooker when I was 22 or so.

>>81734868
I'm in disguise.

>>81734839
>Have some dignity
Nothing more undignified than adult male virginity
>even if you find her in a dating app
Ugly men don't get unpaid sex in my country, certainly not on apps

>>81734885
>I'm in disguise.
You're fake

>>81734800 (OP)
I lost it at around 50 years old I guess

>>81734887
Have you tried becoming more attractive? Like, better clothes, using perfume, better hairstyle, no neckbeard, having a likeable personality and things like that?

>>81734888
Yeah

>>81734918
>Have you tried becoming more attractive?
Never. I strive to make myself more disgusting every day.

>>81734820
You're a kid you fuckin retard.

>>81734918
no clothes for your face

gonna kys yourself myself if i don't lose it by 25 (three years to go)

>>81734947
All the normal boys that lost it between 14-18, were they infants? Should we call CPS on their parents?

>>81734918
have you tried taking some red- and blackpills?

>>81734800 (OP)
Still a virgin and im taken. Sex is scary and the idea of penetration sounds evil.

>>81734800 (OP)
Lost my virginity in high school to my virgin gf. It was good. We
cuddled after then did it again.

>>81734800 (OP)
Never, 33 I couldn't find a virgin gf so I'm dying alone. I did meet one girl, but she was obese, so yeah. I would rather just fade out of reality than be some backup option to a backup option.

I'm a wizard now even though I had chances to change that starting as early as like 12, probably before most Chads even. Life is funny

when people weren't sure if they should keep believing in god, or move on to some more uncertain thing
it felt like i've seen it 3 times already, until she started giving me blowjobs

>>81734800 (OP)
Lost it at 22, was a great experience. But she all of a sudden stopped talking to me soon afterwards.

>>81734800 (OP)
You don't belong on this board or even 4chan if you lost your virginity

>>81734800 (OP)
27.
i did speed earlier that day so i struggled during the entire thing mantaining an erection. didn't nut and she got all insecure which eventually caused her to stop liking me.

>>81734820
honestly just fucking do that. i wasted my 20s not just paying someone and getting over it. ruined chances at relationships by being so nervous.

>>81734800 (OP)
6, but that age is common enough in The Bay it's like my third memory, even as kids girls are easy as 1 2 3, truly creatures of insecurity just play into it.
>"Please! I just really really like you is all and I want to prove it loving you as an adult, Im ready & I want yoi to be too!"

I didnt. Recently i became a wizard.

>>81734800 (OP)
16 with my gf who was 17 at the time
in the back of my hatchback at her neighborhood park

was chill, hung out for awhile and did round two

Couple weeks later we were doing it at the same place and cops pulled up, she looked younger so they got concerned and called her mom who had to come talk to them lol

stayed together for about a year till things fell through but was a good time

17-20 I fucked a femboy a few times while thinking about her

havent had much interest in sex or dating since

>>81734800 (OP)
When I was 22 to a pre-op FtM who was a few years older than me. I remember being a bit turned off how slimy his pussy was, I was okay with sticking my dick inside but I wouldn't lick it. Thankfully he didn't ask me to lick he pussy, he just forced a condom on me and rode me instead.

I genuinely don't understand how anyone has ever had sex. I'm so fucking socially retarded and bad with people and relationships, literally how does anyone get themselves into the position of losing their virginity in the first place

>>81738938
Honestly same. Been virgin for 24 years and can't imagine ever losing it. Been to clubs with normie buds but they manage to pull chicks while I never do. It sucks.

>>81739046
I'm 37 and am absolutely fucking retarded when it comes to women. For most people it's this natural, organic thing that just sort of happens in their teens. For me it's fucking inscrutable. I don't know where I went wrong, but whatever it is will be forever broken in me.

>>81734800 (OP)
I didn't, i am 25 lol.

I was 20 in las vegas with a prostitute, didnt cum. Not a great experience. Spent too much money. Bought a bong that was over priced and never saw my friend from high school I went with again. It was a nice final experience in ways but ultimately it kinda sucked functionally. It's a good memory though honestly. This was 2012 and yeah, I was a 4chan user at that time for I guess 5 years believe it or not? Had to put that part in because I actually have very litlte reason to but I am anyway

>>81739086
>didnt cum. Not a great experience
why did it suck? I'm considering going to Nevada to finally lose my virginity

>>81734800 (OP)
I would not be posting here if I had lost my virginity.
Still a khv.

>>81734800 (OP)
4 days after I turned 17 as a birthday gift from my gf

>everyone lost their virginity in their teens and 20s

This board is the incel board. the number of sexless men including virginity is going up annually.

Either this board is filled with women, liars, chads (somehow), or all three.

>>81740121
Larpers probably. I'm a 26 year old virgin.

>>81739086
you dont lose your virgin if you dont cum

>>81734947
21 is a legal adult, not a kid
>>81738938
>>81739046
You have to be neurotypical aka a mediocre, average animal who cares about sportball, celebrities, and the latest MCU slop. Would you rather have a soul, or join their ranks?

I was 14 with my highschool girlfriend. We had tried having sex before but she said it hurt as I was putting it in so I don't count that and I assume she just made that up cuz she didn't want to yet. The time we actually had sex for the first time was on the top floor of a parking garage next to a local mall and we both came very quick. she was the same age. I'm not a truecel oh no guys ban me

>>81740157
pure cope. normal people have normal relationships. you're not morally superior because you have esoteric interests in weird things people don't want to talk to you about.

>>81740207
>you're not morally superior because you have esoteric interests
I am. If you care about sports, celebrities, the latest capeshit then you're a dumb herd animal. I assume you're one of them, which is why you posted this. I also never got vaxxed.

>>81734800 (OP)
i'm a 27 yo weirdo incel

>>81740121
20 yr old virgin. Going on 21. Had three girlfriends in High school but never fucked any of them cause I was afraid I guess. Everything fell through once I got to college. I have had no luck with foids whatsoever and will be a junior in the fall. Also got diagnosed autistic about a month ago or so that's nice. Any ND wizards gonna tell me if it gets better?

>>81740214
yeah liking sports, listening to music, and watching movies makes you a sheeple. what do you do all day that is so different and no one else in the entire world has the same interests?

yes I watch soccer and UFC, I listen to music and watch movies but I wouldn't say I'm overly invested in celebrities and I got vaxxed, but not by my own choosing. I wouldn't have gotten it I had a say in the matter

>>81740244
>listening to music, and watching movies
That's not what I said. Do you even see music mentioned in any of my posts? You're twisting my words and straw-manning. You are probably not even doing it consciously, because you are too stupid to be intentionally manipulative. Disingenuous cunt.
>I watch soccer and UFC
>I got vaxxed
Spotted the niggercattle. You're not worth talking to so I can't promise I'll keep this going.
>I wouldn't have gotten it I had a say in the matter
This is a cop-out. You always have a choice, but you are a weak niggercattle who chose the easy route for one reason or another. I chose to resist and not be coerced out of principle.
I would refrain from continuing this, because you'll surely embarrass yourself further.

>>81734800 (OP)
>lose your virginity
still havent, still a khv in my 30s

>>81740284
retard, what do you mean by "celebrities" then? most celebrities are actors and musicians.

so you're gonna move the goalposts so that any media I consume is "celebrity worship" but any media you consume is "based"

yeah watching sports is a normal form of entertainment humans have always done.

I got vaxxed because I got Baker acted and I was literally strapped to a table when they gave me the shot. Short of breaking out of the straps and the facility, I couldn't have done anything.

I don't care that you huff shit and make my little pony cum jars are your entertainment. you're not strong willed or intelligent, youre a bum posting on r9k who admits he's never gotten his dick wet so how genius and cool can you really be?

>>81740321
>niggercattle calling an actual human retarded
Stop projecting.
>what do you mean by "celebrities" then? most celebrities are actors and musicians.
Celebrity worship is celebrity worship. Why are you confused by it and in need of explanations? Because you're low IQ? Being a movie enthusiast who enjoys movies is different from being a braindead NPC obsessed with celebs and the latest thing. Are you actually stupid? I reckon you're brown since you watch sports and UFC.
>you're not strong willed or intelligent
I literally am and you don't know me. You want to bring me down to your level, the level of a dumb niggercattle who watches retards give themselves brain damage on TV.
>who admits he's never gotten his dick wet
Here come the insults about my lack of sexual activities, as if I can't go out and buy hookers every weekend. Gorillas and ants fuck too, does that make them better than me? Hint: No.

>>81734800 (OP)
Prostitute in Japan last year at age 24. First kiss too and I got to French a bit though she did have say I was a bit too rough and had to tone it down a bit. Overall it was just alright, I was too nervous to get hard through most of it but I still managed to get it in and have her ride me for a while though I didn't cum, definitely very interesting though because I didn't know what it felt like to have someone sit on top of you before. Frankly with the condom on I just didn't think there was that much stimulation though I did feel a tingle or two when she was gyrating it like a pornstar. Was a little shell shocked by the end but didn't regret it at all and the girl was very professional. Never thought much about it before but getting your nipples licked as a guy felt pretty incredible and she did things to them I didn't even think were possible, there's really no comparison to touching them yourself. Would recommend to anyone thinking about it but definitely take some dick pills beforehand

>>81734800 (OP)
I am a 31yo wizard, I never lose

>>81740364
because 99% of people don't celebrity worship and its just a buzzword used by RETARDS like you to feel superior over anyone that knows the name of a single popular actor or artist. I'm sure the difference between movie enthusiast and NPC changes to fit your whims or is based on what you happen to like or not.

white people watch sports and UFC, what the fuck are you talking about

you literally aren't. youre still mad about a vaccine that yes was unnecessary and shouldn't have been pushed, but we know now didn't actually do anything bad except give 1/1 million people a heart issue. its not making people government drones or infertile.

you said "would you rather keep your soul or join their (meaning sex-havers) ranks" so clearly either you're a virgin or soulless, unless you meant you have to join the ranks of neurotypicals (non-retards) in which case you clearly don't need to be neurotypical to have sex since you can just get hookers if you cant get it otherwise

gorillas and ants are incapable of being smug losers whilst also pretending to be intellectually superior

>>81734800 (OP)
25, my co-worker found out and offered to pity fuck because she felt bad for me. It wasn't half bad actually, I was anxious and thought it would be awful because she was a lesbian

>>81740421
How did she found out? Just asked?

>>81740421
what was your interactions like after that?

>>81740439
Better/friendlier actually

>>81740437
She sussed it out from workplace conversation and my demeanor (?) apparently

>>81740415
I can tell that you're a dumb NPC just based on how you write. You aren't worth speaking to and I will gain nothing from this exchange. Your posts are little more than angry tantrums and sad attempts at preserving your own fragile ego. You are upset at the idea that I am superior to you, morally and intellectually, so you have to try and tear me down to preserve your own ego and self-esteem. It's pure psychology. Unfortunately for you, it's an objective fact that there are smart people, and there are also niggercattle imbeciles like yourself who watch UFC, sportball, and obsess over celebrities and other meaningless drek. Your whole purpose is to toil and slave away for your superiors, and it's what you will certainly spend your whole life doing. Someone had to tell you. Goodbye.

>>81740421
did this affect your self-esteem at all? did you feel better that you got laid or worse that it was a pity fuck or did it not matter.

>>81740486
COPIUM BY THE GALLON

pure armchair psychology hallucinating character traits about me to invalidate what I say based off nothing. You can make up qualities and motivations to me and what I type to make yourself feel better by crushing the imaginary enemy you created, but that doesn't make any of what you say true. you are not superior. you are a retarded coping loser. yes there are smart people, but you're not one of them, and they aren't defined by who is and isn't into sports.

you wont even say what it is that you do that's so special and unique that makes you a real human amongst all the automaton cattle

"sportsball" edgy loser theater kid that never had friends type of vernacular.

fuck off pseudo-intellectual garbage person

>>81740472
oh thats nice actually, sounds like it all came together nicely

>>81740491
Like I wish that it hadn't gone that way, and I'd gotten a girl and a relationship, but it definitely improved my self-esteem and improved my life for the better. So it was worth it regardless

>>81740525
Yeah I'm thankful for it at least. I can imagine it having gone badly

>>81740529
so it all worked out well then, that's good

>>81740529
i had a similar situation in trad school, somebody told everyone i was a virgin to embarrass me.
one of the girls offered to fuck me because she said i was kinda cool she had a bf so i was little grossed out and declined

>81740521
>NOOO I'M NOT A SPORTBALL-LOVING VAXXCATTLE
>YOU'RE A PSEUD... I'M SMART (EVEN THOUGH I'M A TOTAL FUCKING NPC).... I SWEAR!
>LOSER!!

>>81740586
watching sports and getting a vaccine doesn't mean anything

keep crying retard

you clearly don't need to get back to work saving the world with your genius and moral strength

so strong willed and cant even keep calm long enough to stop replying as you said you would

cry harder faggatron

lets watch you cope and seeth and maniacally respond to this post with clever memes from 10+ years ago

whiny baby

>>81740635
>vaxxcattle is still breaking down mentally
You got me, I can't leave you with these delusions. Watching sportball and injecting fauci juice into your bloodstream DOES mean everything. It means that you are a gullible niggercattle, average, and mediocre. You likely have no internal monologue or ability to visualize things inside your mind. With each post you only reinforce my assessment of your intellectual disabilities. I'm not going to brag about my achievements, because I don't need your approval, and you wouldn't believe me anyways. I just need you to know that you are a worthless insect. You wouldn't be this triggered if I didn't hit a weak spot.

lost my virginity at 30 and havent really given a shit about (real) sex since (i still goon a lot). its nice to not wonder what sex is like. sex is ok sometimes even pretty good but women arent worth putting up with to get it.

>>81734800 (OP)
32, never, fuck off my board unvirgin

31, never held hands with a girl, let alone fucked one.

>>81734800 (OP)
Lol sex isn't real retard it's a psyop

>>81734800 (OP)
16. Being a porn addict since around age 13 helped push the issue. It actually ruined all my future relationships and turned me into a paranoid wannabe dominant center of attention; she didnt respond to my messages or complimented another guy? She was a whore cheating on me to fuck other dudes. I still carry this mentality at 29 and the shitty job market has not made it any better. Stay away from porn, persue sex without media influence, including social media and anything you see online.

>>81734800 (OP)
never
at least im gods purest boi :^)

>>81734800 (OP)
8. got buttfucked by a babysitter's older brother. it sucked. at least his dick wasn't as big as the next one, some guy my mom was dating. man if I die and respawn as a child of a single mom again I'm gonna hang myself with the umbilical cord

>>81734800 (OP)
wheres the pedo accusations for the woman?