French cat ver.

Previously on /r9gay/
>>81723509

Magnetic creatures

>>81735341 (OP)
This french cat bottom canonically flip fucks his father btw

why do people say gays are easy when they all want attractive men with huge cocks just like women do.

>>81735341 (OP)
I do eBay reselling. I once had a a cat noir figure and weirdos would send me message with shit like:
>"Can you send me pictures of the doll naked and bent over'
Or
>"Cand you send me pictures with yogurt on him"
Tat character attracts freaks I guess.

Sitting on a bottom's dick while he games

>>81735415
Less drama if you are one, i'd fuck a hung buff guy sooner than a woman with her brainfart and won't need strings attached

>>81735448
The French knew what they were doing when they created this semen demon

>>81735449
I need a open skirt just like that

>>81735461
it's over for nonchad bicels.

>>81735369
Me and my two tall possessive ultra-buff power bottom bfs

>>81735473
Might be unless they're sexy and hung and extremely gay-leaning like 99 percent

>>81735449
Built to be topped by my 6" beast

>>81735514
i will leave your general now. best of luck to you all finding your chad, not unlike women.

If I were isekaid into a fantasy world I'd be a muscular paladin bottoming for well-endowed twink/twunk rogues and sorcerers and BARDS.

>>81735523
I just want a fat hairy loser who will let me eat his ass, is that so much to ask???

BOTTOM COCK!!1
Imma bit of a healslut

>>81735523
Fine you can stay if you're like 90% gay drop the other requirements

I exercise and diet all week and then the weekend rolls around and I drink some soda and pasta and suddenly my waistline increases by 4 inches it's like a real life inflation fetish thing

buff orc warrior berserkers bottoms x goblin scrawny hung alchemist dom tops

>>81735571
Bro wtf is that ugly deformed thing why is it so much bigger at the end that's fuckin nasty

>>81735581
post exercised hole

I'm going to Norway tomorrow to naturemaxx and get height-mogged by a bunch of vikings.
It's not easy being a 5'8" closet-chad

>>81735605
I'm a top and hairy so no you can't see my hole

>>81735571
Actually nasty
A smaller sized normal looking cock would be way better

>>81735415
Just take advantage of one's savior complex, I almost ended up giving a guy sex because I felt bad enough to offer myself up while high and then felt too awkward to go back on that, but by some miracle I got out of that by having him lose interest.

>>81735621
This is normal thoughbeit
Cope

I just broke my nofap but nutting 3 times and now my whole bedroom smells like dick and my dick is sore

>>81735653
I wish I was still virile enough to be able to fap 3 times in one day, I was 15 the last time I could do that sober.

>>81735611
shut up topwhore and give me sweet fuzzy hole

>>81735671
I'm bottom and not a virile hyperspermia macrophallic top, but even I nutted 3 times today, gotta check your level, old man.

>got into contact with a boymoder who cuts himself
>find him kinda cute
>can't say it outright since i'm just sorta "helping" him cope with life

I feel so empty without him, but realistically nothing's changed, I'll get over it I'm sure but it still cuts me deep.

>>81735711
I am also devoid of all life and meaning because of a gay oneitis, I need to be euthanized

if you had a bf would you make porn together instead of waging? i can't believe how lucrative appealing to coomers is even though it's so obvious

>>81735706
How did you know that I'm a top with hyperspermia?

>>81735738
No, I'm not that pretty, he can do it on his own.

>>81735711
I'll be your rebound anon

>>81735729
we'll both move one someday, but not today and that's ok. I'll miss him, my one true love, my phantom.

>>81735755
XD aww thanks that's sweet but I couldn't do that to someone.

>>81735748
I didn't, just heard someone using that term, glad to know it tho.

All this talk about big dicks lol. Ive dated and topped two boys in my life and they love my 5.5 incher. They both called it pretty and said my cum tastes sweet. It has a slight upward curve so it hits where it needs to.

Fuck all of you. Small dick supremacy.

>>81735738
I feel like making porn and is just another way of selling your body for money. I sometimes look at porn and I wonder how the people in it get past the degradation and humiliation aspect.

>>81735738
If I were to do sex work I'd rather be an escort desu, porn means it'll be on the internet forever, and I'll be judged for that for the rest of my life

>>81735818
true
i imagine the $10k+ per month some make might be enough to sell your soul

>>81735814
Post your dicklet little topoid fag

>>81735826
I mean I do understand that but I am not sure any amount of money could get me to do porn, I just cannot get past the levels of humiliation it would take me. Power to those who do though, I don't really look down on them, just wonder how they do it.

>>81735814
thats not small. stolen valor

>>81735831
Damn straight I'm a little topoid fag. Nothing like long distance cardio and straightening my hair so I can look as cute and sweet as possible. Fuck uuuu

>>81735814
5.5 is roughly average.

my dick is normal it just looks small because im tall and everyone keeps spreading this meme that lanky white guys have big dick
-_-

>>81735864
I get it, hate that fact too, same for me. Tall lanky guys are very attractive tho.

i'd give up an inch for my foreskin back ;-;

If my bf has a bigger dick than me I'll just bite off as many inches as needed while giving him a blowjob so we're even.

>>81735341 (OP)
Frued says homosexuality is caused by the castration complex when a young boy (like 8 months old) sees his mom's vagoo and thinks she lost it in an accident so he develops a pathologic fear of castration.
And clings to male forms as complete perfect embodiment of virility (vs butchered female form).

>>81735924
I have never seen my mother's vagoo thankfully.

>>81735924
Freud's theories are also should be held as a standart because they were flawed and outdated and lack evidence.

>>81735684
https://litter.catbox.moe/uysdm96y29ntc15h.jpg

Okay here is a pic of "chadbot's" hairy topoid butt

>>81735671
Am I the only one who's doesn't really have a refractory period?
Like, I can get hard again 30s after cumming, but it doesn't feel very good and if I jerk off my dick gets swollen sometimes...

>>81736074
idk who that is but it looks nice, need more hole and anus and hairs and dick inside it

>>81736074
Made for BIG BOTTOM COCK
Where's the hole at doe

>>81736088
Same
Plus my loads become non-existent after the 2nd bust

>>81736110
>>81736122
I'm a top I'm not showing you my hole

>>81736088
I'm hard after jorking penor, but can't cum in like a hour no matter what and head is too sensitive.
>>81736074
I'm not a top, but he look very appealing from that angle. If only he was a bottom too and had a more direct shot...

>>81736161
Why would a bottom care about how a top's ass looks though?

>>81736131
>>81736161
I have to go masturbate again now. Fuck you guys for ruining my 10h nofap streak

>>81736074
Nice little white boy cake needs a big BBC to fill it

>>81736296
My ass isn't little and I'm a top my ass isn't built for any cocks not even BIG BLACK COCKS

>>81736249
Some bottoms like asses too? Outside and potentially inside too?
>>81736275
Goon luck.

This feels like worse spam than huebot. And now even meow is gone. Such a sad place to be.

>>81736308
why would a top post his sweet slutty ass and think about BIG BLACK COCKS

I just wanna get cock slapped by a big cock bottom boy is that so bad

>>81736377
I'm just tired, man. I don't know what you want from me.

>>81736325
Why would they care about the inside they are bottoms they are never going to stick anything in there
>>81736358
Cause it's a top's ass my ass is ugly and I don't care who sees it because it doesn't matter since I'm a top and will never use it

>>81736377
No way that thing is real

Got drunk and did shitty things again lol haha kill me

>>81736405
It's real and its the best type of cock imo
>>81736440
Put the FUCKING bottle DOWN

>>81735475
Facts brother :3
[originality]

>>81736445
But alcohol make brain feel good

>>81736392
Sad to hear it, it's a nice ass dummy. I don't speak for all bottoms, but some are willing to stick it in too and explore someone's butt. You look good, don't stress about it.

>>81736440
I'm on day 4 of not drinking but I can feel the goblins in my head compelling me towards the lsd and ketamine I have hidden in my winter coat pocket at home. I may be soon joining you in the realm of awful embarassing texts sent to loved ones.

>>81735756
I feel like I fucked up my beginner's luck. First guy I found that was really into the exact same niche things as me, all to get ghosted+blocked a couple months into it

>>81735888
>tall lanky guys
Hello

twink minecraft youtuber bf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N05JyhVkBm4

when did this place get so fucking gross

>>81736702
How so? you mean all the horny posting?

>>81736608
Deepest truest fear

>>81736583
Day 4 is always the worst, try and get through it and see how you feel anon

The fent got me moving like a claymation figure

j version was better

french animation is utter nasty stank ass

>>81736608
mine was nothing like me at all, there is hope for us both.

>>81735571
that genuinely looks repulsive to say the least

you say this but would eat out the hairy anus of a fat man

>>81736783
I never got to see him irl, feels even worse given he only lived 2 hours away. I miss him. I wish I could still at least talk to him, even if just as a friend

hi /r9gay/ im stroking it rn
how is everyone today

>>81736885
Yeah. There's enough gay autists for all of us

I nutted 4 times today and it's partly r9gay's fault

>>81736961
Bouncing between horny and depressed

im over here strokin my dick i got lotion on my dick rn im jus strokin my shit im horny as fuck man im a freak man like for real

>>81736961
im pretty good, got some fem clothes came in today. they were nice and cute

Well, I for one don't beleive that your feet are pretty anon. I'm afraid I'll need some proof...

>>81736995
What kind ? I finally pulled the trigger and ordered some fishnets

>>81736986
true
>>81736995
could we see??

Fishing industry in shambles

>>81737020
a skirt, thigh highs with paws, and some cute shirts and a cute mask.

>>81737028
maybe sometime hehe, I'll think about it

>>81736961
Work sucked and I'm tired, gonna waste the rest of the evening being useless.

>>81736656
Hey, wow you look so tall. How did you get there?

>>81737036
I'd worship a fishy smelling boy in nets good god

I remember a few months ago this really cute light blond boy being obsessed with me and messaging me everyday, but when I tried to talk to him about his hobbies or anything thoughtful it was like talking to a AI chatbot. So as cute as he was physically I decided to reject him. I have some regret over it but I still wonder if it was the right decision...

Did I fuck up? I'm still a khh gay virgin.

volcel central in this bitch

>>81737217
If you weren't interested in dating him then you didn't do anything wrong, after all you can't create something out of nothing.

>>81735341 (OP)
I'm done trying with women. I want to feel loved. Give me twink bf.

I've never had sex and even posted a pic of how ugly I really am
There might be vocels here but I'm not one of them and I've proven that I'm an ugly top

>>81735470
And I need to headpat you and call you good girl.

>>81737028
They haven't arrived yet, they should show up this week

>>81737278
>twink bf
I'm one, what do you look like ?

>>81737060
I really want some paw thigh highs too, might get that next

>>81737317
5 foot 11 blonde. Pretty fat but working on losing it. I'm also 21. I can't grow a beard.

>>81737292
how very sweet. I already have a boy tho :3

>>81737334
you should!!! there super cute :3. I need to get some paw arm warmers myself

Bf havers will no longer be tolerated in r9g

>>81737581
What if one anon bfs another anon from r9g?
because I wanna do that.

>>81737699
I guess it's better but that will never happen to me because I am a dicklet twink incel

>>81737710
Good news for (you) darling, none of these 3 things prevent you from getting head.

>>81736484
Fagbros... It's over.. We lost to BIG STRAIGHT COCK

>>81737798
From you?

>>81737843
If not for the fact you're probably about a quadruple digit amount of miles/kilometers away from where I am, sure why not?

How do I get motivation to draw again? I haven't in months and I can't get back into it. I hope artist bfs aren't highly desired.

>>81737873
Yay!

Where do you live Mr. Non?

>>81737887
Eastern europe.
you have been muted for 2 seconds because your comment was not original, in order to circumvent this you should add filler that doesn't really add much to the reply

>>81737971
How is it over there

>>81737875
Get into a fandom and draw fanart for it.
Better yet if you like multiple shows/games/other pieces of media then draw a crossover between them for gits and shiggles.

>>81737984
Not cold for once which makes me happy because I'm freezing whenever it's less than 22 degrees celcius.

>>81735341 (OP)
That character is a child...

>>81737804
I want a gay bf to put my big straight cock inside of.

>>81738163
So do I but they reject me for being too ugly

>>81738195
maybe because you're trying to get the pretty ones?

>>81738223
No so far I've only gone after ugly ones cause I thought they would have lower standards but they don't even the ugly bottoms want chad

>>81738231
>I've only gone after ugly ones
Is that really true? How do you know they're ugly before approaching? Maybe you need to go for even uglier ones to match your looks

>>81738231
>even the ugly bottoms want chad
sounds like something someone who has never tried irl dating would say, since the truth is exactly the opposite of that

Had pasta with olive oil for dinner. Couldn't be fucked to make anything more complicated. Plus I love olive oil. What level of cooking ability do you require from your fbf?

Meanwhile I'm starving waiting for the temp to drop so I can have a frozen pizza. Looks like I spent 160 bucks on the a/c unit for nothing because I'm lazy to put it in. To top it off I can't even return it because my adhd ass lost the receipt.

>>81738261
Sounds like something someone who has never tried dating a bottom would say because the truth is that all bottoms are chad only whores
>>81738252
Doesn't exist I've already tried dating the ugliest ones I could find they still wanted chad

>>81738152
Oy vey! Won't someone please think of the drawings?

>>81738324
>all bottoms are chad only
>t. virgin with no experience
I hope one day I get to mentally break someone like the bottom who rejected you

>>81738329
Think of yourself. Sure the drawings aren't being victimized, but do you really want to be a guy who gets off to depictions of minors?

>>81738324
>I've already tried dating the ugliest ones
why you always lying?

>>81738356
do you know where you are, darling?

He was 17 year old, 364 day 23 hour 59 minute old CHILD you sick fuck!.

>>81738267
>What level of cooking ability do you require from your fbf?
The minimum would be being able to cook simple dishes like rice with vegetables and meat, but an ideal would be being able to cook guychow level meals (refrencing picrel), I fucking love beef burritos so if my fbf were to make them for me I'd cherish him that much more.
What's more important than the cooking level is cleanliness tho, I'm willing to help with the dishes or something but I expect him to also be mindful of that.

>>81738364
Yes, and I've been here longer than you.

It's funny how it's always "but x age is almost an adult anyways" even though people tend to be adults for way longer than they are minors.

>>81738388
I suppose I do a bit of guychow. I like gussying up hamburger helper with mushrooms and bacon and vegetables and stuff so it feels like a more well rounded meal. I used to cook a lot but I haven't been to the grocery store in a while, I've mostly been living off of pantry stuff. I need to eat more fresh vegetables.

I need a bf to break me out of my meat and potatoes (and sometimes not even those) rut and help me expand my culinary horizons and also to clean up the messes for me because I hate doing that.

>>81738351
Pretty sure they all have bfs by now and none of them were virgins so you probably won't ever get a chance to have sex with them sorry

one tall & lanky loser bf with moppy hair and freckles please

What the fuck do you mean it's still 90 degrees at 8 pm
Fuck you

>>81738451
hello lil nigga

>>81738472

I know what you mean, holy fuck it is hot. I hate summer so much. here pretty soon it'll time to mow the dreaded grass again.

The age of consent should be raised from 18 to 85.

Reply to this post if you agree!

>>81738552
I think there should be a law restricting any age gap to 2 years max. Stop old ugly groomers preying on the cute boys.

Ice cubes are pretty amazing for summer.
You can carry a cup with them and keep rubbing one all over yourself to cool off, if the cubes melt into cold water, you can pour it on your arms and legs aswell, it does so much despite not being much.

The fact that people still complimented my ass even though it's gross and I'm hideously ugly just proves that anyone can get laid as a bottom no matter how ugly they are and tops have it harder then anyone

>>81738567
Does your age begin with a "1"?
if so then that's probably why.

>>81735341 (OP)
I moved into a gay neighborhood in Seattle.
How the fuck are gays all so fucking RICH?

>>81738580
Why would that affect anything? and I'm in my late 20's

>>81738580
1 year old
>>81738583
>seattle
how do I tell you this

>>81738583
>How the fuck are gays all so fucking RICH?
This but I also wonder why they have low as fuck standards for bottoms, I remember how surreal my first grindr hookup was because I was a stinky unshaved NEET giving head in the back of a fancy ass car that probably cost as much as an apartment does.

>>81735924
Freud was also a neurotic jew who projected all his neuroses on the rest of the world to feel normal

>>81738583
No children and likely work white collar jobs in a corporate setting.

>>81735653
>>81735671
My record is seven (7) times on a day
>T. Virile stud

>>81738662
If we're counting a full 24 hrs period my PR is 11
I was very proud of myself that day, and very sore

>>81735341 (OP)
>Met perfect guy on deviantart
>we have similar interests
>meet him IRL
>it's a fat liberal white chick who "identifies as male"
>not even a pooner, is just a straight up girl who calls herself a guy for no reason
Is this the endpoint of this identity bullshit? Nothing means nothing anymore? It's all a meaningless grey goo of "I'm a android now cause I say so". Fuck this stupid shit.

>>81738672

I've done 8 in the day before but by then I was having dry orgasms, most often I do 3-4 a day.

>>81738678
Anon, you were on deviantart. You were lucky you weren't raped by a diaper fetishist.

I usually do it 3-4 times a day because I realize that I'm too ugly of a top to ever be in a relationship with a bottom and that this is going to be the only sexual release in my entire life and the closest I will ever get to a romantic connection

>>81738583
we gays are resourceful and talented. I hope I'll be one of those rich fags one day

>>81738567
It's exactly the opposite of that. Because of the ratio of bottoms to top, the overwhelming majority of people being bottoms, tops have nearly unlimited freedom to pick and choose.
It all falls apart if you have a micro dick though

>>81738739
That's the one thing that surprised me about being gay you would think with the number of bis and prison gays the number of tops would be higher than bottoms but it's the other way around.

>>81738739
I do have a micro penis as a top it's only 7 inches and all the bottoms are already taken and have tons of sexual experience and refuse to date me because of my short height and small penis

having the audacity to call yourself a top still with that micro dick shows you haven't been bullied enough yet

>>81738691
rookie numbers to be fair

>>81738750
7 inches is small..? TwT

anyways goodnight r9gay, going to a concert tomorrow :D

>>81738749
Anyone who pretends that bottoms have the leverage and upper hand in gay dating has no idea of what they're talking about. Poor bottoms are like the males in straight dating, screwed over by an overcompetitive market, while tops have it easy and can afford to choose who they want. Bottoms get what they can.

So I'm not the biggest coomer in the thread? I guess I can't be the best at anything...

>>81738750
>micro penis
>7 inches
Your levels of delusion near pathological delirium.

Bottoms have it the easiest but use every chance they get to complain and cry about how "hard" their life is to get sympathy and have people simp for them it's pathetic they are truly disgusting manipulative creatures

>>81738786
Every bottom I've talked to has had a penis the same size as mine or bigger and made fun of my penis for being too small and they even called my penis ugly when I showed it now I'll never show anyone my penis again I know how ugly and small it is now

>>81738791
>Bottoms have it the easiest
They don't. It's exactly the other way around. Tops have it easier when it comes to dating.

Man I love having the same argument every single day.

r9gay doesn't understand what trolling is because autism

>>81738820
>Tops have it easier when it comes to dating.
They don't. It's exactly the other way around. Bottoms have it easier when it comes to dating.

>>81738806
>Every bottom I've talked to
Your sample is completely biased, as you said it yourself you never tried dating apps, all these elusive "bottoms" you "talked to" were anonymous strangers from this place or worse. I don't know how they mentally broke and emotionally damaged you so hard, I can only guess they were as delusional as you.
Your experience is just your own confirmation bias.

>>81738832
They don't. It's exactly the other way around. There are 9 bottoms for every top. Even gays who say they are tops many times are many times bottoms in disguise

>>81738806
>everyone I talked to was a 7 incher or bigger
This is the problem of being detached from reali life. It's like taking porn as your reference frame.

if it's that hard to be a bottom then why not switch to top? You have the equipment so use it.

huebot vs chadbot round 9000
I wish I could bash your skulls open with a hammer

>>81738844
>>81738855
>>81738866
Delusional cope that all tops can get laid isn't going to help me I need to accept the fact that I will never have sex because I'm a below average top
>>81738883
Another bottom threatening me because he hates below average tops for not being chad and I can't do anything about it but just sit here and endure the nonstop abuse from bottoms

>>81738899
Have you tried an actual hookup app? With a 7incher you could be in a bottom's guts within the hour if you wanted.

>>81738871
>why not switch to top
There's a reason for that. There's a reason why almost everyone wants to bottom but not to top. Think about it.
When it comes to sex, being used is the lazy alternative. Lay down and take it. That's it. You don't have to be in the mood or worry about your erection. Compare that to using someone. Fucking someone is hard, specially for a generation swept by porn. You have to have stamina. Your libido must be raging, there's no faking being horny for men. You gotta maintain an erection. It's all on your shoulders, the weight of the world. If you fail, the penetrative sex ends. Not every gay is up to the challenge.
So you're left with this interesting dichotomy. Dating is harder for bottoms because of the numbers. But when it comes to sex itself, being a top is all hard work.

>>81738912
I already know that no bottom wants my ugly deformed micro penis anywhere near them so I won't ruin their time by mentioning it or showing them it
Realistically the only way this could work is if we only had sex with the lights completely off so they could never see me naked and how ugly my tiny penis is

>>81738927
So I'm odd in wanting to be an active bottom, pushing back, moving with the top, encouraging him with words?

>>81738899
Nigga you're calling a 7 incher a "micro dick" because an anonymous troll got inside your head. You are the delusional one here. Everything you say is exactly the opposite from reality

>>81738899
You know that the average penis is like 5 inches right?

>>81738944
It wasn't just 1 bottom that made fun of my pathetic penis there was 3 of them and on top of being tiny one of them said it was ugly too it's not delusional it's just facts that bottoms don't like my penis

>>81738952
You know that statistic is global average and not a local average for my country and that different regions and peoples have larger cocks right?

>>81738936
Those are called power bottoms, and although I commend your enthusiasm, it doesn't really matter that much. Many tops such as myself prefer the bottom to be submissive in sex. In the end of the day you are laying down and letting someone use your body for pleasure. They're doing all the work, you're having all the fun. The downside is only having to deal with the pain.
But that's in the bedroom, of course. There's a whole process to get to there, called dating. And in the dating world you pay the price having to compete with other bottoms for the few tops available.

I love consuming micro plastics. Where is my micro plastic loving boyfriend so we can consume and store and food and drinks in plastic so that we may live forever once we are more plastic than flesh

>>81738929
You don't know that because you haven't really tried talking to all the bottoms. The few people who you talked to completely broke your spirit, and let's be honest, your self esteem was probably hanging by a thread if all it took was one anonymous bottom calling your dick ugly to make you give up on life.
You want to feel sorry for yourself and pity yourself here, that's all

>>81738965
Where do you live where 7 inches is smaller than the average? Somalia?

>>81738998
This a white man's country and all the bottoms I've spoken to have been white

>>81738955
Have you ever conjectured that these 3 individuals were trolling you because you were doing the same thing you're doing here: being obnoxious and delusional?
Have you ever thought that those 3 people don't represent the opinion of every bottom?
Have you ever considered that other bottoms outside of those 3 could have completely different reactions?
Have you ever pondered not giving up on your dating life at the first sign of trouble?
You're weak

>>81739007
There's no country on earth where 7 inches is below average and I bet in your white country it's bigger than the average.
Once again the problem is your head, not your body. Delusional troll

>>81738976
Hopefully I'm getting pleasure too and not just used as a living fleshlight. It makes sex seem so cynical.

>>81739027
>You're weak
Yes I'm a weak manlet and this is why I will never have sex or have a bf and will always be rejected thanks for agreeing with me

>>81739041
You're getting all the pleasure. There's nothing better than being used as a flashlight, there's nothing cynical about that. Sexual dynamics involves that duality, your role as a living fleshlight is essential, it's natural and ontologically necessary. There's no need to feel inadequate about it. A good bottom should be proud of being a living breathing fleshlight for his top

>>81739045
No, you're a weak incel who is so insecure about his perceived flaws that you can't even see your own qualities. You just want to feel sorry for yourself, that's all.
You expected that every bottom in the world drooled over you? A thousand bottoms could worship your dick here and you would still bitch about those 3 who rejected you. The problem is not your height, your dick or your ugliness, the problem is your mind, delusional freakoid.

Anybody else think Luke was sexier post Mark Hamill accident? I had a crush on Luke with his haircut in ROTJ.

I thought anakin in rots was hot and after seeing it theaters (the first movie I saw saw by myself at 15) I jerked off to him later that night.

>>81739158
Meh. If you ask me Luke before or after the accident isn't nearly as sexy as Watto, Bossk, Sebulba, Jar Jar Binks, Boss Nass, or Jabba the Hutt.

>>81739214
>bossk
this but unironically

>he finds jabba the hut attractive

So feel like coming to ohio?

>>81739175
>getting horny from watching anakin cutting down and murdering children
Based and padme pilled

I kinda want the new Sail Barge but it's like 500 fucking dollars. Though a acquaintance that works at the Lego store said it'd go on sale next year due to poor sales.

>>81739237
Holy fuckin shit that thing is still alive?

>>81739237

I could have fixed him. Obi-wan was hot too.

>>81739220
That all depends. Are you Huttese?

My parents ask me if I ever plan on getting married and having kids but I don't have the heart to tell them that I'm too ugly as a top to ever get a boy pregnant and marry him

Get Kenny on the phone, I fronted him a brick

>>81739403
everyone should have a boywife baka

>>81739403
You should tell them truth
>"Mom and dad I'm so delusional and weak willed that I got mind broken by being rejected anonymously by random strangers who didn't even see my face and now I just gave up without even trying"
You don't even have to mention the part where you're a fag

>>81739881
aww don't be so negative anon, you can work it out ^^

>>81739897
You're missing some context cues here but nevermind, did you know that the most prolific attention whore in this thread abandoned us because of you? You stole his name and he got so jealous he left for good

He was committed to a Finnish asylum is the real reason

>>81739942
real or joking? Did he have a psychotic breakdown?

>>81739952
He was ordered 3 months off work for mental health in May and recently said he's not allowed to work anymore
I hope he's well

>>81739921
damn, I'm sorry to hear that :/ I don't want to make anyone leave :C
and uhm yeah our user are similiar but this is my user literally everywhere

>>81740048
woah, hopefully he's doing good/better

My butt feels a lot better from my colossal shit the other day. Thanks everyone for the advice, it was sore until this morning. I think I might have a hemorrhoid now.

I'm goin to find u.. then I'm goin to fuck u....

https://youtu.be/kygPUxOs03c?si=xOGst1CLwBqQCKEF

mecha bussy

>>81740663
They're not mechas... Grrrrrrhhhhh

i can never have anal sex

so....i am now chair of the america party in my state. i dont think theyre vetting very carefully cause while i am a local business owner i am a little crazy. well im their problem now. supposedly the state level orgs will be getting a million dollars per state EV (electoral vote not electric vehicle) as seed money over the next few months. if this really goes off i could have over ten million to manage with no real strings other than make an america party exist. chaos is a ladddaaahhh!!!

saved another mouse life tonight. if i didnt have a cat i wouldve let this one stay until the rain stopped

>>81740824
you have a nice soul anon :3

>>81740777
>america party
literally who
>i could have over ten million to manage with no real strings
neat

I wish I were 6'5 instead of 6

>>81741069
i wish i was 5'5 instead of 5'10

nvm im 5'8

>>81741092
you're me
my condolences

>>81735449
She's a keeper xx

>woke up
>pp HARD
>jerked off to huge dicks and balls fapping/cumming
>came
I love being a dicklet bottom.

>>81742019
stop. fapping.

>>81742048
Don't want to, I've been horny for fapling recently which never happen in my life.

old and feeling bad for not having a bf

>>81742080
what is fapling
>>81742167
how old im 20

I kinda wanna go watch Tears for Fears live with my muthaw.

>>81739942
>>81740048
Thank god the whore of helsinki is finally gone I was getting tired of arguing with his fat ass and now there's 1 less poster to disagree with me being a worthless unsexable top

>>81742454
But you're sexy and have a nice ass.

I've been stressed and anxious all night for no reason and it's almost bed time.

listening to some georgian music and its really catchy

>>81742566
I'm not I'm ugly and so is my ass which just proves how easy it is to get laid as a bottom and how much easier life is as a bottom where you can be ugly as shit and people still worship you

>>81742636
Stupid topoid retard, I can rather from what I've seen only and so far it looked fine. You are such a fucking idiot, you probably look good and desu I know what you're doing and I'm playing along, but it gets too repetitive and at this point I start to believe that you might have an insecurity. You ass is fine, bottoms would rim it.

>>81742722
I'm not a bottom the way my ass looks doesn't matter and even if it was ugly you'd still call it good because your preprogramed to worship and simp for bottoms but to also hate tops

>>81742743
No I don't, I'm a bottom, but I like both tops and bottoms the same, I'll tell you if it looks okay even if you were a side. So far I'm convinced that tops are very fragile and need more fixing tho.

Do you have to subscribe to the idea of a top or a bottom?

>>81742781
You can be vers, ultimately it can be a preference total or not.

you don't have to subscribe to anything except my onlyfans and you can just love and be loved by your bf however you want and make each other happy

>>81735369
Don't settle for the first gigaloser that boyfriendzones you dude
You are loved and handsome

I have very bad insomnia. I csn only sleep for like 3 hours at night time and pass out during the day. I think the cure for this would be a bf that holds me so I can't go on my phone.

>>81743154
Terminal ADHD zoomer-itus

need to get bullied by hung femboys so bad right now

Totally same, need a femboy to tell me i'm less of a man than he is

why do all gay bottoms act like sassy black women? Stop rolling your eyes at me, saying Uhhh, and talking with your hands.

Choke you out with bottom cock

>>81743682
turning bottoms into tops is my specialty

my doctor will be calling today with the results of my blood work I had done when I went last time. Any guesses on if my cholesterol will break the high score?

>>81743682
>>81743750
moar bottom pole and top hole plz

I hate people seeing top and bottom as basically different species. You're both gay dudes and nothing more depending on which role you like. I just want a verse bf like me who's happy no matter who ends up in which role.

>>81742769
You guys are fragile thats why you probably got bullied in school and compensate by becoming sluts for dudes on dating apps

>>81744147
I don't think I was bullied severly, I'm been a bully couple time tho. What's it like being a dating slut?

>>81744228
>been a bully
Yeah I know bullies are also faggots its their nature to project their Faggotry to others ofc the bully is a bottom whore

Luckily im not a slut im a normal dude my bf is a bi chadlite though

>>81744285
Okay, glad for you. That's what this was for?

Sloppy tongue kissing

>>81744354
Nah im just tired of the bottoms on here acting like they are morally superior i dont like entitled ppl so I call it out when i see it

What's kissing a boy like? I can't even imagine a tongue kiss with one.

I'm entitled to bottom cock

>>81744390
I'm not a dating app whore and I'm not acting superior, but this little sperg might have been the proof of tops' unstability...

>>81744417
Yep projecting again classic woman behavior you act like this because you have the mentality of a woman this is why we say bottoms are woman brained bc you. Act just like one

>>81744459
Okay, go off.

>>81744466
dont need to say anymore you know everything im saying is true anyway
Whore

saw a qt today
guy had hair like pic related
tempted to talk to him but he's a mutual friend and if he's straight and he rejects me, i'll probably never hear the end of it from the rest of lads

>>81744552
Lusting after straight dudes is cringe

>>81744569
its based actually
i wanna hear him moan and whimper while i gently nibble on his ears

>>81744552
With hair like that he's definitely a faggot
Get that ass anon

>>81744552
he looks like he enjoys BBC slapping his face in private

>>81743750
couldn't even find an actually cute post and had to resort to AI slop. it's so over. the coomer posting in this thread is doomed.

>>81745110
that was a cute photo?

>>81745182
it's shitty. it's awful, AI isn't nearly good enough yet to find hot and quite frankly anyone who gets off to AI generated pictures while it's at that quality clearly has some mega level of retardation

>>81745195
I'm pretty sure that only the gape and cum is ai editing, I've seen the pic of the butt by itsself somewhere but but I don't know where.

>>81745213
The whole picture is AI generated and the fact you're unable to notice that is really concerning, anon.

>>81744390
tops must obey bottoms with big dicks

>>81745238
or else they will get a pounding

I like using AI to generate images of women getting cucked, it's a little fantasy of mine.

>>81745221
I never looked at it that closely but on further inspection I can see that. It seems like it was based on a real pics I've seen though.

>>81745221
i think you're too anal about everything and need to joke around and laugh more... AI is funny, no one is looking at it at n art critic, who cares if it sucks, its meant to laugh at and goon too if you desire, just like photoshop edits

>>81745300
*as an art critic

For once, I agree with jonah
>>81745238
So fvcking trve
Love his hair

https://perchance.org/ai-boy-generator
https://perchance.org/37wn85au7m

AI generators I use

I like AI butts

>>81745300
it's hideous and too smooth, if anyone finds it hot there's a clear level of mental retardation. just get off to actual men instead, there's so much ACTUAL porn out there to use.

>>81745406
i'm religious and getting off to real human beings is seen as a sin, especially if they're taken.

>>81745406
to be fair, they can be made to be hairy or more mature, i prefer the smooth twink aesthetic

>>81745420
Where you think AI image generators train? On real life images so you are getting off to real men.

>>81745438
no i'm getting off to an AI generated person that doesn't exist

>>81745406
is this what you want to see?

Greek tradition

>>81745459
and since the person doesn't exist there is no consequence, i'm not harming anyone by sexually gratifying myself to their videos or pics, i'm not participating in a cheating scenario, there is no sin taking place

ok fatpostle put your trip back on

>>81745469
no ballsack :(

I'd rather go back to chadbot bitching about a 7inch cock no bottom likes than deal with AI slop porn.

It's the same person thoughever

>>81745612
everythings Ai, all phones use filters in processing, unless you're using an actual manual camera you're not looking a true photo of yourself

need twink bf

>>81745612
this is my thread now and i will be posting ai slop more often

>>81745612
r9gay is officially dead

we lost all the good posters long ago

How come Bottoms only want chad

>>81745803
there was never any good posters

>>81745791
you've been officially dead since like age 20 lmao

>>81744552
i hate good looking people

We must breed more gincels to bolster the r9gay population

>>81745528
Matthew 5:27-28.
27 Ye have heard that it was said by them of old, 'Thou shalt not commit adultery.'
28 But I say unto you, that whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart.

>>81744552
Was jogging today and saw a man with a bleached part too twice. He was very good looking, but I would have been approached him because he's straight and I'm not the most appealing guy either.

cholesterol is up, I have prediabetes, and a liver ensyime is high which could be the starts of fatty liver disease, oh and vitamin D deficiency.

This fat neet body is falling apart. They said I need to make changes to avoid having major problems but I don't think I can.

>>81745238
>>81745343
Do big dicked bottoms only want tops or do they settle for other bottoms too?

>>81745955
I don't looketh at human women or men or animals
I look at AI generated bot males, yum

Any tips/advice for a first hookup bros?

>>81745974
Looking lustfully at anything is committing adultery in your heart, idjit, not just real people.

>>81745965
Your death will be the true end of /r9gay/
Start writing up the will storykun and keep your nephew(me) in mind :>

What will Story do with all the money upon his death? Give it to charity?

>>81745528
What if it's an amalgamation of every human being that the AI model was trained on, in that case you'd actually be getting off to well over a billion people at the same time.

>>81746012
ooh that's kind of hot, do you think God sits on a throne jacking off to his human creation? I hope so

>>81745982
>>81745997

Don't be planning my funeral just yet my mom lived with the beetus for 20 years or so. Though if I lose my medicaid and need meds for it then that money is going to go very quickly. She did say I was just barely prebeetus though, just cutting back on the soda might put me back under it.

>>81746023
>just cutting back on the soda might put me back under it.
But will you?

>>81745975
Don't be stressed out since that will affect your performance, also make sure the guy you're about to have intercourse with respects "no" and won't either rape the shit out of you or try to manipulate you into "consenting" to something you don't want to do.

>>81745975
google "living with aids"

>>81745975
are you the bottom or the top? clean your hole and penis well, bacon grease makes the best lube

>>81746022
If a god were to exist I doubt he'd have human vices.
Because if I were a god I'd probably just snap a finger to feel like I'm on fentanyl for eternity, I got it IV'd once at a hospital and that shit feels like heaven.

God is a twink/twink lover

>>81746033

I'm going to try. I drink the soda more out of habit while gaming than actual need or thirst. If I replace it with water instead that might do it.

what do bottoms want?

>>81746040
Appreciate that anon, any tips to find chill people on Grindr?

>>81746045
If I get prep I should be fine right? I dont think ill catch anything for a first hookup anyway

>>81746046
top; I already clean myself pretty well but ill make sure to do extra for my first time, thanks
Also I dont know about the bacon grease, that sounds gross, Any other lube recs?

>>81746118
pigs and humans are more similar than humans and chimpanzees, so their lard works really well on human skin

>>81746118
Make sure he wears a condom and you should be good from aids. Also bacon grease? wtf. you should be using a silicone based lubricant. Water based ones dry out.

You ever eat human? Tastes like pork

>>81746118
>any tips
I try to pick up on things based on conversation, if they seem "entitled" to having sex or meeting up I get the ick.

>tfw no bf to give eachother dueling scars

Nothing says you have to have sex either, maybe just suck his dick and maybe get yours sucked.

>>81746118
Ideally go on couple dates first before sleeping or at least one beforehand to get to know him. Use water based, anything else ruins condoms. I'm not well-informed on prep, but take it two times the day before a hookup and one time on the day you're sleeping with a guy, ideally get him to eat one too, it needs time to activate. Please don't just shove it in during the sex.

thought i was in gaygen for a sec with all the sexhaving FAGGOTS in the thread

>>81745932
i feel like i died way earlier than that, anon.
>>81745975
condoms. be safe and try to enjoy yourself. make sure it's with someone you trust and adore.

>>81746110
i want to transition and be happy

finishing tha bottle from tha 4th on my lunch tan. i love the sun.

>>81746271
Nice shirt pxl

>>81746093
I believe in you Story. You can do it!

>>81746271
pxl daddy! where've you been bitch?

>>81744569
gay porn is absolutely disgusting thoever

>>81746291

I hope so, they'll do labs again in October to check.

>>81746358
repressed fag take.

>>81746358
Why do you say this and come here? Do you not find two males having sex to be hot?

since i lost weight i drink only massive amounts of water and black coffee. maybe orange juice occasionally, but soda just tastes revolting after you quit drinking it for years. i am technically a healthy weight nowadays but i still feel disgusting cause i have a typical male body and i'm not a cute twink. too many stretch marks and some loose skin. it's my curse for being a fat retarded shit for so many years and during my entire youth basically.

>>81746419
i find penis hot. i like seeing men fap and cum and i like male vocalizations during sex. i just think the vast majority of gay porn is nasty with ugly retards, also anal sex straight or gay is fucking disgusting. cope.

>>81746423
>loose skin
>stretch marks
I dont care. Are you bottoming? Is your ass at least shaved? Thats all we care about ngl

>>81746438
>gay
>against anal
Fake homo spotted go back to trannies you prison gay faggot

trading oral with my bf while we cosplay

>>81746458
>REEEEEEEE YOU VILL FUCK ZE HAIRY LUMBERJACK MAN ASS
>REEEEEEEE YOU VILL GAPE AND RUIN YOUR ASS AND EAT ZE BOTTOM DIET
or i could just fantasize about sucking dick and having guys shoot their load on my face/body. i'm not a cute twink though so instead i will die a virgin.

>>81746458
you can still love your man and make him bust without putting ur pp in his poopoo

>>81746515
What's wrong with hairy lumberjacks, prisonie? I know you are about anything that passes as a woman but don't come in gay thread and shit on manly men

>>81746515
>bottom diet
Wtf is this just eat healthy bro
Also hairy lumberjack lmao is that what you think we are into? I just want a twink to bottom for me at least once a week thats not asking for much

>>81746519
Yeah maybe if hes a limp dicked fag like you any real man is looking for bottom ass to plap and you have an obligation to give it to him

>>81746271
such shirts shouldn't be worn after 15 or so

bi women have it so much easier. as a bi man you have to cope with fantasies your entire life if you still want to date straight women. it is genuinely not fair.

>>81746562
>bottom for me at least once a week thats not asking for much
still enough to stretch out your booty hole and make it leak. especially if you're taking things bigger than average.

I need to watch a film, a movie or a cinema before spiraling down for the next week, but I have no idea what to watch for now. Any suggestions? Some cute guy told me to watch "Amadeus" yesterday, but I want something else as an option too.

>>81746598
What type of movies do you like? I have like 200 in my backlog so I got some recommendations.

>>81746598
watch some AI short films
https://labs.google/flow/tv/short-films

>>81746585
we really dgaf about bi men. you can leave, it's not a r9prisongay or r9confusedstraight or r9retardedbpds, no need to cry about your straight fantasies here

>>81746637
bi men are the most oppressed men. fact.

>>81746610
I really don't care about the genre today, name something you want to watch.
>>81746634
Maybe later one day.

>>81746637
Thanks for the completely unwarranted biphobia no one asked you faggot

>>81746652
Alright watch Collateral, Tom Cruise plays the bad guy in that movie.

>>81746637
Preach
>>81746659
Kys biscum nigger

>>81746423
it can take a really long time for things like that to fade but they can & do. it takes dermal cells 90 days to make just one turnover cycle and thats among the shortest. deeper structural tissue takes much longer to reform itself but it does. if you think of it like rinsing something of residue you can imagine how it might take 3-4 turnovers for it to be gone without a visible trace. i used to have a lot of stretch marks on my back and butt from growing at like 15 but by the time i was 25 you couldnt see them much at all.

>>81746648
>>81746659
now go back, it must be hard being a straight bored man with a dick fetish and wife in a hetero society and crying in a gay space about how hard it is

how do you feel about real life catboys?

>>81746673
No I love gay white boys and you cant stop me

>>81746681
Im queer and I suffer for that so yes its hard

>>81746679
i lost the weight like 7-8 years ago and have kept it off and i still have a little loose skin and stretch marks just faded. pretty sure i'm stuck with them for life but it would be nice if they faded more.

>>81746670
Thanks, will do. Thanks for help.

>>81746681
i suffer because i was born in the reality where women aren't taller on average and don't have dicks yeah.

>>81746110
i want someone who will abuse the fuck out of me and manipulate me into doing what they want

>>81746696
>Im queer
lol

>>81746724
Yes I am dating a dude so by definition I am queer

>>81746727
queer just means being strange, being a weirdo, it doesn't mean gay

>>81746727
enjoy it while it lasts before you start missing out again, you'll end with a woman anyway

>>81746598
the lion in winter, theater of blood, barry lyndon, spartacus, the swimmer, shane

>>81746695
they're never as cute as that irl

i'd argue that being a masculine submissive bi man is the hardest mode. not cute or gay enough for the gays and too much of a submissive bitch for women.

>>81746736
Queer is a synonym for lgbtq

>>81746739
I doubt that desu Ive had bad experiences with relationships with women so has my bf so I think we are both happy to find someone who actually gets each other

>>81746701
i think you should get tan. lots of sun helps to fade scars and even tone.

>>81746743
>the lion in winter, spartacus
Loves it.
>barry lyndon, the swimmer, shane
Might do it.

>>81746764
queer is a derogatory term for a weirdo creepy tranny. no one calls themselves that unless they're being ironic

>>81746766
i don't tan well i'm too pale. also too scared of skin cancer and premature aging.

does everyone else here have bfs now?wtf happened to r9gay

>>81746800
people grow up and leave 4chan, I hope
if you're over 25 you really shouldn't be here lmao

>>81746764
ah yes, the literal "women bad" prison gay couple sounds like something extremely stable and totaly won't fall apart when either of bitches get bored again
sounds pathetic desu

>>81746800
i just turned 33 and i'm a kissless virgin.

>>81746774
You spend too much time online. my University uses queer for lgbt pretty frequently

>>81746808
Youre looking into it too deep. You assume we are misogynistic because we have bad experiences dating women I dont know where that comes from. We just started talking and cane to realise we have a lot of stuff in common and hit it off. Pretty nice desu

>>81746825
people only use the word to make fun of others.. imagine calling yourself "queer" in a resume or some shit.. no one will take your seriously

oh my God we're back again

>>81746800
Oh no, not me!

>>81746803
>if you're over 25 you really shouldn't be here lmao
where else should i be? all other social media sucks more and it's impossible to make friends as an adult if you're a neurotic shut in. can't date men because i'm not a big enough faggot and i'm too big of an ugly broke loser for women. there is nowhere else.

Niggerman save me from all the godamn faggots in my thread aaaaaaaa

any qt passing troons in need of a chaser bf? I want qt boymoder if not passing gf (male) and idk where to I find one?

>>81746825
ultimately two of you are dating each other because you didn't find that girl you wished to find and wouldn't have been together if that wasn't a cope for either one of you
you both are coping bored straggots, you only date each other out of necessity and would be straight if life treated you nicer
you're both are not gay and don't know what it's like and this thread is not for you, get tf out

What's going on with the threads recently? Is it summerfags? Swear it wasn't this bad last year.

>>81746916
i hardly use this shitty fucking board. you'll be back to your usual ritualposting where you act like women and lust after top 1% twinks and femboys don't worry retard.

>>81746893
Reddit?
/r/askgaybrosover30
/r/gaybros
/r/twinks
/r/twunks

>>81746916
Too much trolling, too much prisonfags, too few genuine posters, meow is gone, we're at the state of madness

>>81746927
Not just you, these threads have been declining in quality the past week, bunch of bfhavers and bishits posting. It is strange.

>>81746916
how is it bad? you guys just love to complain about every little thing
wow someone posted some AI porn pics on a red board and you didn't like?
are you going to cry about it for the rest of the day? you could just ignore it

I am the king of /r9gay/.

>>81746940
like i said don't worry everyone who isn't a fag obsessed with twinks and femboys and drooling over them will get bored and leave. quit your fucking crying. god forbid your garbage general isn't the same boring autism 24/7.

>>81746955
You're not even gay, stop yapping lil tard

>>81746938
Meow will retvrn, probably just busy with something.
>>81746954
>>81746972
Eh not like I care that much, just curious what caused the sudden declined of posts in the general.

We need a new psyop to revitalise the r9gay nation-state

>>81746915
Where did this come from? We care about each other, we have no issue being gay for each other, i feel like I love him and he loves me, I dont think our relationship is a cope.
And yes We are gay because we are in a gay relationship lmao.
we both are relatively young, Im 22 hes a little younger, so if for whatever reason we do breakup its not the end of the world

>>81746977
Do you have any evidence to prove the validity of your claim?

>>81746989
>sudden decline
this board was literally never good.

>>81746998
you are not gay and neither is your coping retard twin bf, gay guys don't like women.
you will break up before 30 and you will never mention it again and go your way to find women. stop shitting in my gay thread and leave, i don't care about your coping orientation, your coping relationship and your temporary "gay" lifestyle

what would you do with his extra finger?

>>81747040
Of course, and this general's not great either, but it's serviceable.

>>81747050
I wish I looked like this bottom because I'll never meet one, but I'll never be like this and will suffer for it very soon.

>>81747058
nah every time i popped in here it was the same boring
>uwu twinks and femboys
autism. never a single decent post.

>>81747049
Whatever you are unhinged the fact that someone in your thread has dated women before makes you go ballistic why is that? Is it because you are an incel?

reading 2018 r9gay is fun

>>81747001
I'm not willing to look through /lgbt/ dating thread where he wrote he was bi

>>81747089
i was sixteenie back then and didn't know what 4chan was

>>81747089
Many of the people from then are single still.

>>81746989
Meow won't return, he passed away.

>>81747103
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/54742086/#54780780
Time is a flat circle as they say

I meow everytime I stretch

>>81747085
i simply don't want coping delusional bpdsexuality cronies to come to a gay thread and ruin it with their straight presence, no one owes you a thread and this corner is not for you

>>81747139
Do you believe the only way to be gay is to never like women at any single point in your life?

>>81747139
yeah god forbid you don't get an entire thread to thirst over some top 1% flawless barely legal fags you'll never touch right. you fucking loser.

thank you for calling me a dirty little cybertronian

>>81747123
Where's your proof young man?

kiwi has a ebf asmr channel with 500k subscribers

>>81747079
I'm a non-femboy bottom and even I like twinks and femboys. If you're implying that you don't like them, you probably won't ever have a bf. I know I won't, because I'm not one of them...

>>81746648
Then pretend to be gay or straight, you realistically can.

>>81747156
it's the perfect way, the alternative is being attracted exclusively to same sex, not being a bpdemon that can't choose
>>81747161
>you fucking loser
that would be someone like you, a fat balding gaydead self admitting prison gay in his 40s, in a gay thread of all places

>>81746598
>Some cute guy told me to watch "Amadeus" yesterday
You asked what my fav movie was and I said amadeus it wasn't a recommendation and I'm not cute you guys don't even know what I look like aside from my ass which doesn't even matter since I'm a top
Also amadeus has one of the best soundtracks I've ever heard in a movie

>>81747212
You didnt answer if you are an incel or
Not im assuming you are
Imagine being a gay incel lmao you are 10x more pathetic than me

>>81747134
seemed just as boring as it is today, nothing changes
just people have stronger associations with things that happened in their youth

>>81747238
i had two bf in my 4 years of dating, at least im not as pathetic as a coping prison gay with a coping prisonfag bf that can't get a bitch lmao
believe whatever you want, you're below pathetic at this point

retrocausality is fuckin with my head

>>81747233
>>81747238
I'm gonna sodomize you and your huenigger bf with a broomstick

>>81747233
Shut up and take my compliment. If you said "Amadeus" was your fav that might as well could be a recommendation. I get the vibes that you're cute and I will voice it.

>>81747268
Good on you for not being an incel buddy. I mean thats the bare minimum but good on you. Anyway are you going to continue assuming everything about my life and personality because i told you im bi?

food for gaythought

>>81747277
Why did you save a pic of my hairy ass cuh?
>>81747296
Also if you watch amadeus and really like it like I did then I have another recommend that's kind of similar

damn i wonder why everyone hates the fag community. truly a mystery.

>>81747327
This post is true, if you only take things at face value and believe only the obvious to be true. Being unable to look any deeper than your first thought signifies a low intellect.

my bitch sell pussy cause she really got molested

james charles has a nice ass

>>81747373
if you like female butt shapes

Why does transformersfag always post the most vile off topic garbage?

>>81747333
I'll watch later, not today. I hope I'll like it a lot, I like stuff about Mozart and have more another one from you, and your taste level might be even better :(

meowing is cute boy culture

>>81747382
i like very bowling shaped men with thick hairy man ass that sticks to your tongue

Randal if he real
Gosh he cute

>>81747396
i like this type of ass

>>81747414
ew icky he's not a femboy. gross.

>>81747394
>cat boys were real

>>81747320
i don't need to assume, i already know what kind of dishonest creatures biscum are
now get tf out, i'm not interested in your coping unstable straggot opinions

>>81747393
The other movie I was going to recommend was the agony and the ecstasy it's charleton heston as michelangelo and it's pure kino but I did watch it while drunk so my viewing experience was enhanced

>>81747414
he needs a belly and a big hairy man ass

>>81747425
why is a thread so obsessed with feminine twinks and femboys so hateful towards bi men?

I don't have a bf cause I look like picrel

>>81747373
Yes he fucking does. I wanna have sex with him so bad

>>81747441
Because it's a we like men of any kinds and hate the straggot refugee

>>81747425
I just find it so funny how in your mind im this evil person when im actually a sweet guy lmao
If you knew me you would probably fall for me even and you wouldnt be the wiser

>>81747506
>we like men of any kinds
then why are 99% of the men you lust after here hairless twinks or femboys?

>>81747431
Yes that's true, actually I wouldn't say your tastes are better, but mine is just less refined and historical :( (?) Thank you, but I haven't even touched your last recc yet. Sorry. I will tho.

Only actual psychopaths say they're good people. O algo

>>81747165
i feel like lying god forbid a boy wants to lie for fun

I'm pretty open about being a bad person

>>81747531
I really hope in the future I find a bf that has the same taste as me and we can watch them together also thanks for complimenting my taste

>>81747573
Yes, I hope so too and you will vibe with your guy on the same level and share same artistic views... You're very welcome :(

>>81747607
Why did you say this like you're sad about it though?

>>81747540
Well most people tend to think they are good people so I don't know if that is true, but it is indeed true that most people are not good people. Not like it matters regardless.

>>81747549
So you admit to lying? I see. Into the incinerator you go.

>>81747641
Nevermind, it's not important, don't bother. I'm not sad about it, I'll be very glad if you find a bf to love and care for.

Sticking my pp in jonahs mouth

>>81747696
Even if it's not important I'm curious and want to know though pls tell me

enjoy your worthless faggot general full of ritualposting retards.

>>81747771
thx bye :3

>>81747698
what does jonah even look like?

>>81747786
I think he's cute but I shan't repost his images

>>81747685
yeah. sometimes for fun. like how i just lied about meow being dead for funsies.
>>81747698
no! please No!

>>81747753
I don't want to, it's silly and stupid. It stems from your tastes in cinema and it seems like you like historical dramas (?) and wants a cute bf and I'm neither of these things because I'm not because I'm not like this. I actually like the genge too, just hasn't been engaged with it for some time too, liked it a lot growing up tho and enjoyed it, especially if it was based on a book that was based on reality. Btw I understood why you dislike pretentious arthouse types because I watched some kind of movie about mandela effect and it was such a heaping pile of burning garbage, I was left speechless actually, breathing heaving heathing flames.

i am a big deal on r9gay

>>81747858
You could have just asked and said that you were interested in me
What country are you from boy?

>>81747792
I'll find them in the archive and repost them all

>>81748211
hey do it in the new thread so i can get the attention i crave

>>81748221
Will you swallow for me jonah

>>81735341 (OP)
My fbf that ghosted+blocked me for 2 months randomly decided to unblock me and re-add me as a friend. It really is bpd and i'm just gonna get used again, right ?

>>81748221
You already have a bf you don't need more attention hoe

>>81748243
Worship the bpdussy

>>81748243
No, bpd kisses are the sweetest and he finally is comfortable dating and loving you and probably still needs lots of mind fixing to do to himself

>>81748237
no i'm married (:
>>81748245
true, most things i say that are attention whorish are mostly jokes. i dont really care for the attention

E bf is playing overwatch instead of talking to me is it over?

>>81748245
ebfs are real

Drinking wine while waiting for bf to watch more Kamen Rider with me

Not making the next btw pick up the slack, bitches

>>81748256
>>81748265
I messaged him 5 hours ago, with just "hey". Still no answer (he was online the whole time)

Well fuck me

>>81748304
I'm happy for you, but I can't help but seethe on the inside

>>81748333
Step up your rizz
Lovebomb him, make him feel like the center of your world
I swear you guys dont even want love

>>81748333
my e boy is also ghosting me im starting to get pissed ngl

>>81748296
Yes and they suck and are fake af

oh gawd these pics of Jonah I found... lmao

>>81748326
ok, I shall bake

if e-bfs arent real then ghosting is fine

>>81748359
I used to, I messaged him every single day before he ghosted me and showed him I cared about him. There's like a week's worth of kind messages before with no answer before I gave up and got blocked a couple days later.

I assumed the inscessant spamming was the issue, I don't wanna repeat my mistakes

>>81748371
they're probably not even bad, nonny.

>>81748366
We're brothers in cope, I wish he comes back :D

>>81748371
im gonna cuck his bf and creampie jonah

>>81746783
sunscreen your face, neck and hands if youre a weenie. if youre too norfish to tan at all then just get really skinny and wear sweaters all year. just what i would do.

next homosexo >>81748590

>>81748095
Far away from you, light years away probably.