Thread 81739632

I am lonely, which dating app should I download tonight? Please dont say tinder, but its probably tinder, right?

>>81739632 (OP)
None because people who make dating apps and sites hate you and want you to stay single while you keep giving them money. Just block 4chan and leave your house to go do something that you like every day.

Foursquare, go outside to a cafeteria or something

>>81739749
>Just block 4chan and leave your house to go do something that you like every day.
I live in the middle of nowhere so I literally need dating apps to meet people. The nearest grocery store is 90 minutes away. I cant just hangout in the city and meet people.
I know these apps are designed to not work but I was thinking maybe a new app is on the come up that actually works. I figure new dating apps have to work otherwise they get no marketshare

>>81739771
>I figure new dating apps have to work otherwise they get no marketshare
Do they, or can they just bot it to hell to create artificial engagement as they have been doing for over a decade already?

>>81739781
what about a paid dating app like match or eharmony or something? maybe you just gotta pay to play?
I feel like at this point I would have better luck making a youtube channel or something. How the fuck am I so lonely in such a connected world

>>81739835
Dude, Match Group is one of the worst offenders. The thing about internet dating is that it's artificial connection. I wasn't kidding when I said get out of your house.

>but I still live in the middle of nowhere!
Well, why? Is that for a good reason?

>>81739852
fuck, maybe its time for plan b. theres a community college about an hour away that has a master gardener class. its only once a week but goes for several months. it requires me to do volunteer work and stuff. maybe I meet a cute plant girl.
>>81739862
>Well, why? Is that for a good reason?
I dont like the city. The only value I see in it is convenience. I just dont feel well living in such a chaotic place. I need wide open spaces

>>81739632 (OP)
I used to get dates, but hardly any ever at Tinder.
What works best is to find an app that lets you message girls, message a bunch in your area, mention something from their profile or make a joke, wait for any bites
Problem is not sure if any apps let you message first anymore, and Onlyfans as made it worse

>>81739911
>I just dont feel well living in such a chaotic place. I need wide open spaces
Me too anon. Ask Blackrock to borrow some of their wide open space at a gorillion percent interest

>>81739911
>fuck, maybe its time for plan b. theres a community college about an hour away that has a master gardener class. its only once a week but goes for several months. it requires me to do volunteer work and stuff. maybe I meet a cute plant girl.
Now you're using the noodle

>>81739632 (OP)
I feel you, OP
I've never downloaded a dating app but I probably should
In particular one for serious relationships and with very wide distance range

>>81739749
>be me
>socially anxious and awkward recluse
>take up dancing lessons
>come to really enjoy salsa and go dancing every weekend
>haven't made a single good friend after doing it for 3 years
>now a social recluse, but who also goes dancing on weekends
it doesn't work unless you're a normoid

>>81740199
Will normoids allow me a 32 bmi man to salsa with them?

>>81740211
Yes I come across some fat guys. But they often do bachata or kizomba. Salsa is more fast paced.

>>81740199
do you atleast dance with women on the weekends?

>>81740266
Who else would I be dancing with? It's a partner dance where (usually) men lead and women follow.

>>81740199
Is dancing easy if you have no rythm?

>>81739632 (OP)
Is goyslop girl wearing a bra here?

>>81740339
Don't know. It all came pretty easily for me. I know of some dudes who spend years trying to learn it, but can't even dance to the beat or hear the music, but they're older. Some people just don't have it I guess.

>>81739632 (OP)
is this the foodtruck girl

>>81739758
seeing foursquare get talked about on here just sent me back in time holy shit

>>81740518
>is this the foodtruck girl
yeah shes gay now. has a GF

>>81739632 (OP)
>>81740518
>>81740632
Are all women bi?

>>81739632 (OP)
>pic
Oh man, is the original goyslop girl poster aware of this? He got NTR'd by a girl, damn.

>>81739632 (OP)
Here is the honest answer. DO NOT pay premium just use free swipes! Focus on adding really good and various photos of yourself posing in various clothes. Girls love a shirtless man in pants with a backwards cap. Apps include
Boo, Badoo, Hinge, Tinder, Bumble, Facebook Dating, coffee meets bagel, plenty of fish, Happn
You should search NSFW / hookup / bull subreddit for your local area and cities. Join all of them. Make a fetish Instagram. This is e slutmaxxing and as a man if you really want cheap casual sex thru the Internet yeah you would use all of them
Even then it's often plap pigs, autists, tfags or spinsters and they try to NOT fuck you which is frustrating and hilariously stupid

>>81740708
Tattoos are so disgusting

>>81739632 (OP)
I try them all and am still incel.