Thread 81740858

I wish i had a girlfriend but i will never have one
so depressing

>>81740858 (OP)
yeah bro, sorry. we're screwed. keep your chin up though, yeah?
good friends, good money, and good health will make you happy enough. at least before around 10pm.

>>81740876
it's impossible to make friends after 25

y-you're back...

>>81740858 (OP)
just be yourself! xDD

>>81740895
I have the personality of a fish
>>81740891
most unfortunate probably

>>81740891
what the fuck
>>81740888
i get it man it's fairly cancer but i don't think it's impossible. there's other lonely 25-30 year olds in the world, aren't there? surely you could be friends with them.

>>81740858 (OP)
I can't help you with that fishbro as I also have a fishlike personality but I just wanted to say I LOVE vodka, it is the GAAT (Greatest Alcohol of All Time), god bless the Finns for inventing it.

>>81740937
impossible to find them and they're very rare
everyone i know has their own friend groups already.

>>81740858 (OP)
understandable, good luck to ya
I dont deserve one anyways

>>81740858 (OP)
You don't need a girlfriend you just need to go out and rape some people

>>81740972
maybe i should start drinking it
>>81740986
rape is not okay

>>81740977
Fishbro if you're near Toronto I'll hang out with you, your struggle resonates with me and you seem like a cool guy, I'll even be your wingman if you want or we could just go drive up north a bit and chill and fish or something.

>>81741001
i'm in europe unfortunately

>>81741008
what about an onl;ine friendgroup? i know i'ts not the same, but if you have truely zero friends, it's a hell of a lot better than nothing.

>>81740901
>most unfortunate probably
not so unfortunate for me.

>>81740937
>what the fuck
i've been fawning over you for a looooong time.

>>81741121
it would probably be worse because you can't visit them physically
>>81741143
why

>>81741242
>why
your persistence in apathy interest me.

>>81741276
>your persistence in apathy interest me.
how so

>>81741242
naw dude i've had tons of irl friends and there are many whom i'm very grateful to have met online, even if i'll likely never meet them irl. it's at least worth a shot, better than absolute loneliness.

>>81741318
sorry mispelling, meant to say there's many ONLINE friends who i've only known online.

>>81741296
>how so
you don't need to know so soon.

>>81741318
i have online friends, but it makes me sad because i will never see them irl
>>81741508
why are you like this?

>>81741641
>why are you like this?
like what?

>>81741670
why do u care so much about random boys with personalities of a fish?

You'll never fuck an Asian who looks like this

>>81742978
they don't like boys with personalities of a fish

>>81740858 (OP)
You can have one. Get off 4chan and go outside.

>>81742992
You're pathetic Mr.Poisson. You've been making this shitty thread for how many months now?

>>81741725
>why do u care so much about random boys with personalities of a fish?
again, i mustn't tell you so soon. any other questions?

>>81743024
>. Get off 4chan and go outside.
and do what

>>81743102
You are...Le Fische.

>>81743102
Interact with society. Get a job. Go to school

>>81743217
i already am doing that though

>>81740858 (OP)
I missed this topic

>>81740858 (OP)
how about you lower your standards

>>81743924
my standards are already pretty low

>>81744273
they could still be lower

Be glad you don't have cfs and ed.

>>81744279
what's the point
no woman wants a boy with a personality of a fish anyway
>>81744280
why should I be glad

>>81743317
You are...Le Poisson~

>>81744575
>You are...Le Poisson~
what's that supposed to mean?

>>81744734
it's French for 'the fish'

>>81745706
>it's French for 'the fish'
where is the funny?