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Anonymous No.81741685 >>81741696 >>81741703 >>81741733 >>81741824 >>81741898 >>81742007 >>81742055 >>81742194 >>81743037 >>81743479 >>81743489 >>81743732 >>81743840 >>81744586 >>81744652
I woke up at 7 am because my period cramps felt like someone ripped the uterus off my abdomen and beat the shit out of it while making me watch
Holy shit why does it have to be either this OR weight gain (contraceptives). Gomenasorry God for not getting pregnant for yet another month but does it really guarantee this punishment
Anonymous No.81741689
nigga i'm going to have sex with you.
Anonymous No.81741696 >>81741756
>>81741685 (OP)
thx nona, I am suddenly more grateful for having a Y chromosome
Anonymous No.81741703 >>81741706
>>81741685 (OP)
I woke up at 7 am because I had to take a piss, oy veyyyyy my bladder felt like it was being stomped on by the SS, I had to get up and it felt like I was walking into Auschwitz, it's anudda shoah.
Anonymous No.81741706 >>81741756
>>81741703
Can you stop that
Anonymous No.81741714 >>81741756
it is punishment for your NPD and the men you left suicidal by dumping/cheating on them
Anonymous No.81741733 >>81741746 >>81741756
>>81741685 (OP)
Trannies dont get cramps.
Anonymous No.81741746
>>81741733
just because she's a tall broad-shouldered hairy flatty doesn't mean she's a tranny, be nice
Anonymous No.81741756 >>81741855 >>81743840
>>81741696
I will steal it if you don't watch out
>>81741706
Agreed
>>81741714
I actually did get tested for personality disorders not too long ago. Turns out I'm only pathologically paranoid phew. But I'm sure you already knew you're just projecting your girl troubles onto me
>>81741733
it's almost as if I was born a woman and identify with my assigned sex, crazy
Anonymous No.81741775 >>81741850 >>81744382
sneed ass bitch
Anonymous No.81741824 >>81741850
>>81741685 (OP)
> I woke up at 7 am because my period cramps

Immediately stopped reading here. We are not ur girlfriends, foid. Who gives a fuck
Anonymous No.81741829 >>81741850
didn't read
KYS homestuck queer
Anonymous No.81741850 >>81742833 >>81744382
>>81741775
Chuck ass cuck
>>81741824
You are my top girl friend anon, you just haven't accepted it yet
>>81741829
I know you're just jealous of my attention span <3
Anonymous No.81741855 >>81741984 >>81743840
>>81741756
Is homestuck good? I always wanted to check it out but I heard the fanbase was cringe as hell
Anonymous No.81741898 >>81741984 >>81743028 >>81743706
>>81741685 (OP)
My mom begged me to see gyno because of issues Im having. Thankfully there is only two in my city and they are all booked up. Never been to the gyno and never will. Why are they all men
Anonymous No.81741984 >>81743028 >>81743840
>>81741855
If you're a tourist you won't like it. Seeing that you're preoccupied with things being cringe, you probably wouldn't enjoy its whimsy
>>81741898
LMAO SAME I live in a small city and they're all men. The last time I was in one I was like 14 and he fondled my tit in front of my mom with no previous warning or anything. Never again. You don't need a gyno for everything though, just check with your gp
Anonymous No.81741990
It's a result of failing to get pregnant. If you get pregnant then breastfeed you won't have a period, you'll just eventually get pregnant again. Breastfeeding can cause amenorrhea for some time on its own even if you don't make Irish twins.
Anonymous No.81742007
>>81741685 (OP)
Just be fat then, it's not the end of the world for women
Anonymous No.81742055 >>81742157 >>81742157
>>81741685 (OP)
Punishment for not being my gf. Repent and change your ways immediately for salvation!
Anonymous No.81742157 >>81742836
>>81742055
My bmi's already at 26 I can't let it get any worse
>>81742055
I don't do relationships sorry
Anonymous No.81742194 >>81742688
>>81741685 (OP)
I woke up at 7 am and rapidly started to beat my flaccid cock into oblivion to some mid ass porn and the sent of cold morning air for multiple hours until a few pathetic drops of cum barely escape my shaft
Anonymous No.81742688 >>81743721
>>81742194
Isn't beating a flaccid dick painful? Not that I would know
Anonymous No.81742833 >>81742896 >>81743840
>>81741850
I ain't jealous of shit you fat cow
Keep reading homestuck fanfics while munching on that fastfood
When even was the last time something new came out for that shitty fandom
Anonymous No.81742836 >>81742896
>>81742157
Nigger, you're a girl. You can have a BMI of 50 and a guy will still love you
Anonymous No.81742896 >>81742925 >>81743106 >>81743840
>>81742833
I'm not fat!!!
The last page (as of now) of Beyond Canon was posted on March 2025. But personally I haven't read it yet
>>81742836
I REALLY don't think it works like that....
panties sniffer No.81742925 >>81742997
>>81742896
Another day of saying Vriska is best troll and if you think otherwise you're a slut and i will slap you.
Anonymous No.81742997 >>81743264
>>81742925
Why would you like the insecure narcissistic over everyone else? She's not even the best serket
Anonymous No.81743028 >>81743055
>>81741898
>>81741984
A girl not going to gyno is kinda a red flag for me. Like somebody saying they don't go to the dentist.

you know it smell crazy in there
Anonymous No.81743037 >>81743055
>>81741685 (OP)
The worst thing is when you wake up in the early morning to find out you bled out of your underwear baka
Anonymous No.81743054
Do you need help getting pregnant?
Anonymous No.81743055 >>81743076
>>81743028
I'm a volcel so I really don't care. If it smelt bad it would imply I had an infection and the smell would be the least of my problems
>>81743037
I'm thankful as long as the bedsheets don't get stained lol
Anonymous No.81743076 >>81743319
>>81743055
Same, that's why I only use dark bedsheets and wear period panties to bed.
Anonymous No.81743106 >>81743133
>>81742896
>BMI 26
>not fat
semantics, chubster
just find a better thing to hyperfixate on
Anonymous No.81743133 >>81743159 >>81743246
>>81743106
Sorry the "hehe you're fat and you have hobbies!!!" stops working past 16 but I appreciate your sincere attempt
Anonymous No.81743159
>>81743133
>I am not offended at all good try though
Lol, lmao
Also your hobby is shit
Anonymous No.81743246 >>81743319
>>81743133
Objectively speaking, bmi 26 is well beyond the point of being fat. That meets clinical definition for overweight. Fat is >22. Ideal is a broad range. Some like skinny women at 17, others might like a good amount of chub at 21. But neither nor in between is offensive to view. 26 is excessive and unattractive. I'm not being mean here. And it's something you have complete control over and requires to effort to maintain a target bmi. I like bigger girls so I'd recommend aiming for 20 or 21. For mass appeal you may be better off aiming for 19. If you get a man who like his girl stick or thick it's trivial to get there since you're right in between the two.
panties sniffer No.81743264 >>81743319
>>81742997
Bitch, i will slap ur bloody cunt and lick my fingers
Anonymous No.81743265 >>81743319 >>81743337
The pain is there for a reason, listen to your body
Anonymous No.81743319 >>81743471
>>81743076
I can't do the dark bedsheets thing since I own a cat:T
>>81743246
>Fat is >22
>I like bigger girls so I'd recommend aiming for 20 or 21
Bait used to be believable
>For mass appeal you may be better off aiming for 19
I'm a volcel
>>81743264
Pretty freaky!!
>>81743265
The problem is that I would need to have sex before getting pregnant
Anonymous No.81743337 >>81743776
>>81743265
We need to have a man who wants to get us pregnant and STAY though.
Anonymous No.81743471 >>81743609 >>81743622 >>81744524
>>81743319
I am not the type who would lie about my preferences. But even if you have chosen to remain celibate, surely it must be uncomfortable being so fat. I worked hard to gain weight starting from underweight, and while the strength is nice, being bigger is not without its disadvantages, and I'm still well under what is defined as overweight. At bmi 26 basic mobility is hindered. Can you bend over while keeping legs straight lay your palms flat on the floor? Can you squat ass resting on ankles keeping feet firmly planted flat? Don't you have any respect or love for yourself? Bmi 26 is literally self harm. The only possible advantage I can think of is men won't want you which will make celibacy easier. But you can accomplish the same effect by getting tattoos or a double mastectomy without the dramatic decrease in mobility and flexibility. Maintaining a fat body is more expensive and time consuming than being a good weight. And I'm just talking about food costs. The detriment to health is even costlier in the long term. There's nothing good about being overweight.
Anonymous No.81743479 >>81743500 >>81743609
>>81741685 (OP)
weight gain is the least of your problems if you use hormonal contraceptives.
This shit rewires fucking everything in your body and brain.
my mom said she used contraceptives for about a year in her 20's and her fingernails, which have always been strong and normal became super brittle and would constantly crack and break off.
Just like the weight gain, thats an example of what happens on the physical side.
The psychological side is much more sinister. It literally alters your brain chemistry, makes you more or less likely to behave in certain ways, like or dislike certain things.
>A large and robust literature shows that sex hormones, including estrogen and progesterone, have widespread effects throughout the body and brain, far beyond sex and pregnancy. They play a role in nearly all the body's systems, influencing everything from cardiovascular and immune function to emotion regulation, executive function, and appetite.
>"It's only very recently that people have started to ask the question: What does this mean for birth control pills? And since we started asking it, we've begun to find some peculiar things," said Sarah E. Hill, PhD, a professor of psychology at Texas Christian University who studies the role of women's hormones in relationships and health and authored the book This Is Your Brain on Birth Control.
>One troubling finding: Taking hormonal contraceptives during adolescence is linked to a higher risk of developing major depressive disorder in adulthood, according to research by Chen and her postdoc, Christine Anderl, PhD (The Journal of Child Psychology and Psychiatry, Vol. 61, No. 2, 2020; The Journal of Child Psychology and Psychiatry, Vol. 63, No. 3, 2022).
>"That suggests there may be a long-term effect of these synthetic hormones on the way the brain develops during adolescence-that it's not just about the side effects happening when these drugs are currently in your system," Chen said.
Anonymous No.81743489
>>81741685 (OP)
Contraceptives makes your tits bigger tho
Anonymous No.81743500
>>81743479
Huh. Maybe that's why I'm a depressed sack of shit. I started at 15
Anonymous No.81743609
>>81743471
>The only possible advantage I can think of is men won't want you which will make celibacy easier
I'm a volcel not a femcel
>Can you bend over while keeping legs straight lay your palms flat on the floor
And of course I can, I weigh 69 kilos. It'd be pretty weird if anyone struggled physically at 26 unless they were 100% sedentary. Like, not walking anywhere sedentary
>>81743479
This is true, they warn you in the contraceptive itself generally
Anonymous No.81743622
>>81743471
Furthermore, the hands on floor thing seems more of a flexibility matter, not a fitness one
Anonymous No.81743625 >>81743680
>homosuck
Did you enjoy the new Deltarune chapters?
I'd rate them 2 > 4 > 3 > 1 for now.
Anonymous No.81743680 >>81743707
>>81743625
I did! There were a couple of silly Homestuck references in chapter 4 and they made me pretty happy lol
I'd rate them as
2>3>4>1
Now we only have to wait for a year
Anonymous No.81743706
>>81741898
>Why are they all men
OK, tell me what woman would go through a decade of school just to look at gross vaginas
Anonymous No.81743707 >>81743776
>>81743680
>There were a couple of silly Homestuck references in chapter 4
Wait, really? Do you remember what they were? They must've gone over my head (then again, it has been almost a decade since I last read Homestuck).
>Now we only have to wait for a year
I really hope the wait between chapter 5 and chapters 6 and 7 won't be another four years...
Anonymous No.81743721 >>81743776
>>81742688
Yes, I think it's no longer done for pleasure at that point but perhaps some sort of spite.
Anonymous No.81743732 >>81743776
>>81741685 (OP)
Shut up femoid!
We don't want you to post here!
Go back to crystal cafe to complain about this shit.
You can always get preggers with a man that loves you so it's a non issue for you.
Anonymous No.81743776 >>81743807 >>81743846 >>81743869
>>81743707
In the moment they flew over my head as well but I started rereading Homestuck after finishing chapter 4 and it refreshed my memory, picrel is one of them
>I really hope the wait between chapter 5 and chapters 6 and 7 won't be another four years...
I think I'm gonna finish my degree by the time Deltarune is done, it's kinda crazy to think about lol
>>81743721
Spite for your dick?
>>81743732
Cc is kinda dead. And as >>81743337
pointed out, the easy part is getting pregnant, the hard part is finding a present father xd
Anonymous No.81743807 >>81743895
>>81743776
>picrel is one of them
Oh my god, I figured it was just a weird Carol quirk with her wanting to preserve it forever or something. Good catch!
Anonymous No.81743840 >>81743895
>>81741685 (OP)
>>81741756
>>81741984
>>81742896
How fat are you?
>>81741855
No, it's cringe and gay, the sort of stuff a theater kid would like, it's weird that OP didn't grow out of it.
>>81742833
I love how we could just tell she's fat instinctively.
Anonymous No.81743846 >>81743895
>>81743776
>Spite for your dick?
Do you ever stay up really late because you don't have any personal time? It's the same concept, you oversex yourself because you don't have sex.
Anonymous No.81743869 >>81743895 >>81743997
>>81743776
>the easy part is getting pregnant, the hard part is finding a present father xd
Just don't go with some fucking wigger who's entire personality is being ignorant.
OMG! Why do women ignore the majority of men that aren't assholes?
Do you find it more attractive when you know there's a good chance that he leaves? The majority of men won't just leave a girl they like!
Just fucking go look for a long term relationship!
Anonymous No.81743895 >>81743905 >>81744033
>>81743807
Well it's probably both !!
>>81743840
Haven't you read the thread? And what if it's cringe? Making trollsonas is super fun, I dunno why you're so mad about it
>>81743846
I see
>>81743869
I don't have the energy to date guys and figure out whether they're secretly evil or not ngl
Anonymous No.81743905 >>81743936
>>81743895
>I don't have the energy to date guys and figure out whether they're secretly evil or not ngl
Another way of saying "I just think with my pussy and just let guys hit when they are tall enough and don't care about personality".
Anonymous No.81743936
>>81743905
>I let guys hit
I don't think you've grasped the concept of voluntary celibacy anon
Anonymous No.81743997
>>81743869
>Why haven't women gained the ability to find a needle in a haystack?
Anonymous No.81744033
>>81743895
>I don't have the energy to date guys and figure out whether they're secretly evil or not ngl
Are you black? Because most white guys (if you're not trying to pull a "chad") aren't evil and won't betray you.
Just make sure they have a healthy (or at least formal) relationship with their parents and stable income (in other words, just try to meet a boring nerdy IT guy).
Anonymous No.81744382
>>81741775
>>81741850
can you guys kiss please
Anonymous No.81744429
whats everyones opinions on beyond canon, after james roach took over, also i dont know if you saw but apparently he stepped down which is sad but im not sure how much itll impact the upd8s
Anonymous No.81744524 >>81744593
>>81743471
Bruh not being able to get palms to the floor is pretty normal. Plus bmi is bs for people who lift. And have a normal to low bfp
Anonymous No.81744586
>>81741685 (OP)
Post your tampon( not seriously)
Anonymous No.81744593 >>81744697
>>81744524
>bmi is bs for people who lift
Anonymous No.81744652
>>81741685 (OP)
Why do you, as a woman, not have a body fat percentage in the single digits?
It only has upsides.
1: you will either look like an anorexic methhead or a beautiful model princess (both highly in demand)
2: it can cause your body to stop menstruating
3: You would stop wasting time eating food and use the newfound time to send me 49 pictures of your cat (per day).
Anonymous No.81744697 >>81744757
>>81744593
I'm guessing you're trolling because it's really hard for me to believe that someone this stupid can actually exist. But if you're not: I am 178cm and 85kg with a bpf of around 15% probably lower. My BMI would be nearly in the obese category. My mate I lift with that's been lifting way longer than me is like 165 cm at 81kg at peak bulk rn and he still looks pretty shreaded but he's comfortably in the obese category. In fairness it works for the vast majority of people so it's not completely useless because they don't have that much muscle.
Anonymous No.81744757 >>81744828 >>81744849
>>81744697
>bmi works only if you aren't on steroids like i am and that's why it's bad
Anonymous No.81744828
>>81744757
lol thanks for thinking I'm on steroids. Honestly it's the best compliment you can get. It's really not that great of physique for the effort I put in though. On steroids I'd have a much easier time especially with the dieting aspect that I struggle with the most. I don't think 10% body fat will ever be sustainable long term for me
Anonymous No.81744849 >>81744906
>>81744757
you must be a lazy motherfucker If you think you need to be on steroids to be labeled as overweight when you are in fact fit. Pick up some weights, faggot
Anonymous No.81744882
Still better than a sea monkey like me
Anonymous No.81744906
>>81744849
>here! look at all these healthy people who are considered overweight! this is why i, who am obese, don't have to conform to the bmi standard!
Anonymous No.81744914
Oh wait, I suddenly realize I've been shitposting in an honest thread made by a decent anon.
Sorry about that, OP. I'll stop. Please continue.