Thread 81742849

MV Hrossey edition

my dad was in the navy

Not even waiting to 400 posts now, king?

/britfeel/ - eva6's support workers

Me, crossy and HHL all have hidden disabilities

eva6 is a stinky girl

>>81742867
i'd show you some seamen iykwim

Oh aye Captain x

>>81742902
>All mongs aboard

>>81742867
thank you for sharing this

>>81742867
My grandad was in the navy

Can't wait for this cunting thread to end soon. Come on ofcom do your fucking job.

>>81742913
you know you can just not post here right lad

>>81742913
>ofcom
Won't do shite on my watch

Admiral Allan

>>81742917
you know this isn't possible, don't be daft.

>>81742920
this made my day

HHL's care home isn't very caring is it
They let him eat fast food every day, abuse alcohol and drugs, and browse 4chan too much

>>81742829
good girl desu

>>81742938
The Nigerian staff turn a blind eye for an easier life

Fancy some hot cross buns me

HHL could've had a successful rap career but he chose the care home life instead

>>81742951
Fancying crossy's buns? Bit gay that.

>>81743000
can't be fucked to watch a 20+ minute video on this. even if he's a barrister.

why can't this be an article? i know they arrested an old biddy, is it that?

>>81743000
Right-wing grifting can make a decent amount of money, can't it. There are so many freaks in the country who just lap up this grievance content.

Some absolute faggot retard leftists just basedfaced on his stream when a caller said that children are unable to consent and that's why parents need to make decisions for them.

He immediately paused the voice call and told his viewers to dox and report the guy to CPS lol. These people are utterly deranged.

gas everyone who browses /pol/ and the world will improve dramatically

>>81742908
made me chuckle this post it did

can't believe out of eva6 and yanklass we have been left with eva6. we can never have anything nice in this world.

>>81743044
LOL can you IMAGINE if /pol/ was a /fur/ thing this entire time??

(obviously it's good intelligence gathering. they're the ones telling on themselves. happy for a cartoon forum to take the hit tbqh.)

>>81743033
weird, this. i'm guessing they were talking about teenagers and not little babbies?
teenagers WILL have sex whether you like it or not. we all did. all of us.

other 'consent' stuff, it used to be progressive/leftist/whatever that Young People had more rights. voting, seeing the doctor independently, whatever. good luck smothering your kids until they're 16/18, i'm sure that'll work out, you nutters.

>people who think "Greggs" is the absolute peak of being British, so le funny XD. Haha did I mention we also like to queue? XD
So so tiring and boring. Haha Tesco meal deal XDDDD. Paddington Bear :D
Lol. Paddington would be ashamed of us. It not what Paddington would have wanted.

Genuine Q - this came up on my YT feed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JX1jh7QdrpY

Would this be considered offensive and absolutely no way an ad firm would make this these days?

>>81743091
heart sank a bit when you threw Paddington in there. glad you elab'd.

love that little fucker, me.

>>81743068
The context was talking about child beauty pageants. The exchange went like this:
>Leftist faggot: "Do you think you have the right to consent to old men looking at your half naked child?"
>Father: "I wouldn't allow it."
>LF: "Do you think you have the right to allow it? Do you think that if you did allow it you would be violating the consent of you child?"
>F: "They have no choice in the matter whatsoever, it's my decision as the parent and I would never put my kid in that situation."
>LF: *GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASP BASEDFACE*

The conversation was very long and the leftist faggot was on the side of if the kid wants to then they should be allowed, while the father was obviously arguing against that. When the issue came to who has consent - the parents or their underage child the leftist faggot thought that children could consent to anything and the parent said they can't consent to anything and then the leftist faggot basedfaced and went silent for like 30 seconds before asking his viewers to dox and report the guy. The leftist faggot was coming at it from a roundabout way which is why the brief transcript looks like he's anti child pageants, but he was just going off what the father was saying so using his wording in the negative way. Ultimately the leftist faggot is pro-child pageants because he considers the child able to consent to them.

>food, bought
>alcohol, bought
>new little case thing for muh vape stuff, bought
Ok, time to cook some food, get stoned (it's fun, but also helps with the pressure in muh eye), drink a beer, and have a pregab.
LET'S FUCKEN GO MENTAL!!!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lEA3V1-zxxY

>>81743109
I was being sarcastic about that as well. Just the Greggs thing reminded me of that ridiculous story about the paddington statue that got stolen. Got nothing against Paddington but it's in the same category of annoying, twee nonsense.

>>81743052
i am a good kind person and i am very culturally aware and emotionally knowledgable

>>81743119
beauty pageants in general are fucking weird, but i accept i'm a no-fun bore here. (i mean, what if everyone's just into it? the women WANT to be beautiful?)

but yeah for child beauty pageants that is 100% a case where the parent IS deciding something on behalf of the kid, it's less the kid arriving at that decision through their own agency.

these are random streamers i don't know but from what you've said how does leftist faggot arrive at the "it's the father being abusive" thing, here? because he's denying his kids rights? weird stuff, that.

Business idea for a new greggs advert:
[music starts to play] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_DVS_303kQ
A rotund fella at the bottom of a well, he looks up.
[view switches to looking up to the top of the well]
[a man appears at the top of the well]
It puts the sosij roll in its mouth
[whimpering sounds from the rotund fella]
[camera focuses in on the figure at the top of the well]
IT PUTS THE SOSIJ ROLL IN ITS MOUTH!!!!
[fade to black]

It took me a while to understand politics but now I think I get it

Right-wing:
>Rich people and privileged people who want things to stay the same or even go back in time, so that the privileged can have more privilege, even though this would be unfair
Left-wing:
>Ordinary people, working people, the disadvantaged, the disabled, who just want fair rules in society, without rich people and cunts trying to take advantage of everybody else

>>81743141
>these are random streamers i don't know but from what you've said how does leftist faggot arrive at the "it's the father being abusive" thing, here? because he's denying his kids rights? weird stuff, that.
Yeah basically. Their stance is that anyone can consent to anything. Now the question of why they hold this view is certainly an interesting one, but really I think it comes down, on some level, of rational self-interest. Since they want to have sex with children, it benefits them to agitate for a world where children are legally allowed to consent to sex. This is just the natural consequence of political movement dominated by paedophiles and paedophile apologists (read: closeted paedophiles).

>>81743150
absolutely not this is very naive and an old thought
there is socially right wing and economic right wing

>>81743150
Trip on, Garys Economics.
What a cromulent fuckcrustable of a post this is!

>>81743124
everything about the new films SHOULD do my tits in. it's very twee, gosh-aren't-we-ever-so-British.
but they were just charming. not some Richard Curtis 'charming', actually charming.

excise Paddington Bear from your list, please. i won't ask again.

>>81743131
>emotionally knowledgable
lol. you are emotionally immature

>>81743150
The distinction between left and right wing always has been and always will be the answer to the question: do you think hierarchies and natural, normal, unavoidable and ultimately good, or do you think they are unnatural, abnormal, avoidable and ultimately bad?

The politics involved are all ultimately downstream of the answer to this question.

>>81743150
Right-wing:
>anti-nonce
Left-wing:
>pro-nonce

Simple as that mate.

>tfw, still would
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGU_4-5RaxU

>>81743173
Well I've not watched it. I don't even mean the actual films so much as people who watch them and hold them in special regard. I can make an exception for R Paddington then I suppose.

>>81743188
Does Debbie Harry do anal?

Right wing:
>low IQ
Left wing:
>high IQ

>>81743163
i mean by-and-large i'd default to assuming neither of these guys are paedos. sounds like he's just leapt the gun either because he MIGHT HAVE had a fair enough point then extrapolated too far, or he's doing that politically-correct contorting where he's shocked on behalf of some imaginary situation.

maybe to pederasts, actual "decriminalisation" robs them of the fun of it? footfrens wouldn't like feet if they were boobs, would they? has to be slightly off, taboo, whatever it is.

>>81743200
I agree, there are essentially no, or certainly a minuscule number of, anti-nonce politicians and plenty of pro-nonce politicians. Which is how we know that there are literally like only four or five genuinely right-wing politicians in the UK currently, while the rest are rabid leftists.

Relaxing choon time, methinks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTrk4X9ACtw
>>81743197
She is a Yookayish treasure, you bloddy pervert.

>>81743164
In either of those cases it's still privileged people trying to maintain or expand their privilege, at the expense of others. While the left wants to make things fairer, e.g. equal opportunities for all.

>>81743166
I've only watched one of this videos, the other day. I thought it was interesting.

>>81743182
I think it's more a question of privilege really. People in privileged positions want to maintain or expand their privilege, even if it comes at the expense of others. People in unprivileged positions want more fairness and some basic rights, so they don't get trampled upon by the privileged.

>>81743187
What a ridiculous piece of propaganda.

>>81743150
still think this is a bit too id-pol-y. those are maybe conservative/neoliberal vs progressive/egalitarian.

Nazis can be poor people, not billionaires. trade unionists can be elitist cunts.

>2min and nobody picked up the mistake
Where's the mongpicposter?

Do you lads really still believe there's a Yookayish politician that is trustworthy?
I hope you're just memeing, desu.

>>81743237
Not here to read it all today

>>81743269
i'm not going to NOT vote, am i?

don't have to trust them, just have to go, 'yeah all right, those policies sound good.' even if it's the lesser of five evils.

>>81743280
>i'm not going to NOT vote, am i?
>don't have to trust them

You are the perfect voter anon, keep up teh gud werk.

All I want to do is keep voting for the party that will give us constitutionalised freedom of speech. Yet the only one I ever saw do that was the Brexit party back in the day.

>TFW 38yo incel
>Got messaged by a 31yo whale on PoF.
>Sending me nude videos within minutes on WhatsApp.
>Claims she's a virgin.
>Wants to make me happy.
>Convo stops dead anyway.
>Even if I could fuck her, I know she's trouble.

>>81743188
Damn right, anon. Originally.

>>81743306
>>Claims she's a virgin.
Immediate redflag mate, as it's a lie 99.9% of the time

Fucking Hell. Just woke up, lads. Got a solid 10 hours sleep there. Still feel sick but glad to get some sleep. My membership to the local Credit Union was accepted as well so get in.

>>81743315
Also why would that even come up. If she drops this out of the blue inbetween sharing nudes that's just fucking weird. If our /britfeel/ chad asked her after receiving her nudes that's just an odd way of opening the conversation.

>>81743150
Both sides:
>Globalist, open-borders, and pro-outsourcing to slaves, while our own people succumb to wage-slavery and NEETdom.

>sends noods immediately
I'M A VIRGIN
>sends more noods
I'M PURE

>>81743334
Except you're just describing leftism. If a politician advocates for this shite then they're a leftist. Doesn't matter what wing their party is ostensibly on or what they claim about their politics - if they want those things they are a leftist by definition.

>>81743306
A whale is not a fish. You should've asked her what she's doing on there.

>>81743311
Kek all my emails start with this

>>81743333
I assume its like
>btw im a virgin hope thats cool
>"omg me too!!!!
or something I dunno.
If a girl has managed to get to virgin by her 30s, then I feel like that only happens if they have crippling social anxiety or similar, so not the kind on PoF that chucks nudes out constantly.

>>81743315
Her profile said she'd had a three year relationship, so that sounds like bullshit to me.
Then again, I say I have a four year one, when I've never had an unpaid fuck in my life. kek
>>81743333
She brought it up. Nice quads, m8.
Anyway, she's been silent for 50 minutes, so I'm not expecting this to even happen.
I'd asked why me, as in wanting her for her first time. Again, it must be bullshit, so she cannot answer.
>>81743349
Eh, they are a bit rough on there. Even still, I get almost fuck all.
Also a pisser they restrict age searching, as I'd prefer a barren cougar for creampies anyway.

>>81743347
Yes, but the right want it too for their cheap slaves and undercutting their own 'too expensive' workers.
Though it is weird that the left completely abandoned British workers, in order to support a mass-influx of scab labour.
As based as Nigel is, I don't like that he's against WFH. Clearly we need UBI and Keynes' 15 hour work week as well, as there is never enough jobs.

It is amazing that I am so dead inside, and used to 'chances' disappearing, that I am pretty indifferent as to whether I actually get to fuck her, or not.

I do not accept working in warehouses until I die. Therefore I do not work at all. What's the point anyway when you're not getting laid either way? May as well just extract as much money as you can without contributing.

>>81743360
It's probably some fat lad pretending to be a woman anyway

>>81743378
you got round to signing on the dole yet lad?

>>81743379
Oh, I saw her rubbing her fat stubbled pussy.
>No, she had the save media thing turned off. FML.

>>81743378
Absolutely based. Been almost 20 years for me. LCWRA FTW.
Our shitty jobs pool would only make autists rope anyway.

>>81743373
>Yes, but the right want it too for their cheap slaves and undercutting their own 'too expensive' workers.
I think you're conflating a right-winger with a neoliberal globalist there mate. The right-wing is not dogmatically free market. The correct relation of the right-wing to capitalism is that capitalism produces the best results in most situations for most people that the right are interested in helping (their own people in their own country). The moment free markets don't produce the best outcome then free markets by definition become not the optimal solution. It is not the goal of the right-wing to import an underclass of BAME foreigner slaves to work in sweatshops. Ergo, the right-wing does not support open borders globalism. If you are dogmatically in favour of that, then you might be a neoliberal, but you're not right-wing.

>>81743378
Have you ever worked any jobs anywhere in your life lad? Honestly curious.

If I was a woman I'd just be a prostitute simple as.

doubt that video is OC. request her to re-film it, while holding up today's newspaper in her free hand. (Disney/copyrighted song playing on a speaker if possible.)

>>81743411
Well unfortunately, almost all parties who purport to be right-wing ARE these neoliberal globalist vermin who sold us all out for Red Chinese slaves.
>TFW no BUF party to vote for.

>>81743419
prostitute yourself to men.

i know it's not a fair comparison because i know ONE lad who did this and he was every type of miserable about it. whereas women seem more comfortable with it.

still, this is the comparison that gets used. "YOU could just go on Grindr, but that's not what you want, is it?"

>>81742867
My dads been on benefits since the early 2000s for a back back. The reason why is because the operation to cure the illness has a 50% success rate so it would be a 50/50 chance of being in a wheelchair paralysed from the waist down.

>>81743434
i'd take that, tbqf. i NEVER want to go blind or lose use of my hands. full body paralysis, or severe memory loss? shoot me.

think i could adjust to just not using my legs. so what, you're sitting, wheeling around, instead of walking? i know there are other issues, but that's the main problem?

>>81743173
Remember the meltdown the media had when those two plonkers cut Paddington down with a circular saw on that bench on a night out. I thought it was funny to be honest.

>>81743442
would be shit if you wanted to go for a walk, or of something happened and you needed to run away

>>81743434
Tell him to get a job ffs. Ozzy Osbourne did a huge gig sitting down. Can't he? Lazy fuck

If I was a woman I'd probably be a Lesbian. Always reading Yuri manga and having dreams I'm in a lesbian relationship. It not right.

>>81743424
Right, but the key word there is 'purport'. It's true that people like the Tories claim to be centre-right, yet the demonstrable, factual reality is that they are a solidly left-wing party. They implement left-wing policies to produce left-wing ends and are foundationally left-wing in their human capital and ideological basis.

If I say I'm right-wing but then I'm pro-welfare, open-borders, DEI/woke crap, importing foreign slave labour, pro-criminal etc. then I'm not actually right-wing I'm just a leftist that's lying.

>>81743188
My mum saw blondie in the early 80s in Manchester. She said Debbie Harry had no knickers on and you could see her Fanny all thought out the show.

>>81743444
NTA but, who goes on a night out carrying a circular saw?

>>81743434
Oh right so instead of a 50% chance of success the taxpayer should fork out for 3 decades and counting

>>81743444
Paddington has been turned into a disgustingly twee symbol of Happy clappy Bwitain.

Note how it's reservedly middle class. I fucking hate it

Me and my dad once cut the head off of the beloved local town statue.

>>81743447
maybe i live a low-walk, low-fleeing lifestyle.

>>81743434
Based. Anyone with sense should get out the wage-slavery game.

>>81743442
I would pass why would want to be a spacker in a wheelchair for the rest of your life? Hes on top rate with a mobility car too.

>>81743383
No, lot of red tape and no id. Chucked a lot of stuff out in a rage once.

>>81743405
That's how I feel about working too. Just makes me feel even worse and suicidal. If that's all there is for me, then I see no point wasting 8 hours every day doing that.

>>81743417
I've worked at a warehouse full time for a few years back around 2010.

>>81743451
It's just a shame we don't really have a choice to vote for an anti-globalist and pro-nationalist party.
Sure, Nige is the obvious candidate; but this nation is too cucked to have Reform win the next election with a majority.
>Muh generational/regional/historical voting, irrespective of how nation-wrecking their policies are.

>>81743458
i mean the more you think about these old children's books, the more middle-class they are. it's all Homeowner Jones and Mrs Jones working in their cottage garden, or some chap in a suit buying clothes. farmers.

i still liked them as a kid. they don't have to be fully relatable, or whatever, that's some irritating modern idea that's gone too far. i know what a garden is.

>>81743405
>Almost 20 years
Fucking hell how old are you? And how have you managed that long?

aw shieeeeeeeet forgot I was working and missed a team call

>>81743494
Yeah I agree. Personally I'm very blackpilled about it and I don't think there's a way to win, certainly not politically, things are just too far gone imo. I think David Betz is probably right too - that we're heading for sectarian civil conflict of some variety.

If a pretty lass can't get a job even after six months working for free (volunteer cuck), what chance do we have with no work ethic?

>>81743502
>and nothing happened...
that's how you know you have a fake job, when you can simply not do it and nothing happens as a result

>>81743476
for the 50% chance of a successful operation. is the operation itself even a failure, if he also ends up spazzed? do they still cure the particular illness, he's just now paralysed?

I would knock Paddington out the wee marmalade munching poofter. Wee fruit with his raincoat and grasp of the English language. Fuck does he think he is? Go back to Peru you furry fuck.

>>81743511
is this your favourite news story?

there was just some Texas floods that killed a bunch of bairns, are Constance had a BBC article today, and it's the 20th anniversary of the 7/7 bombings.

do you fancy this lady? i think you do.

My sister's wife brought over a giant tray of homemade cookies and every time I go down for a cup of tea I pick up two more and nosh them down like a madman. I'm on my fifth cup right now. I feel sick, but they're so good.

>>81743497
Almost 39. Had 16 years of hellish signing on and their mandatory bullshit courses that do fuck all, then three years of peace.
Passed two years of college. Got fucked forever by the 2008 cataclysm. I did wage-cuck for a year, but that exposed me as an autist.
Fucked up thing was that I already had diagnoses for depression and anxiety back in my teens.
I should never have been put through the wringer at that bastard JCP.
Also doesn't help that globalist cunts eliminated back office work, and any other pro-autist job where I could have survived.
Just a bunch of high-stress or people shit where I'd only have a meltdown every fucking day. People aren't meant to live like this.

>>81743516
Something to do with the nerves in the spinal cord or pelvis Im not sure I cant remember lid. As for curing the spazziness when he would be paralysed probably not thats why hes never had the operation.

>>81743529
no need for the homophobia, is there? he's an illegal immigrant and he's autistic. you don't need to go around inventing things.

>>81743486
you not gonna get some ID sorted so you can extract as much money as you can from the government instead of extracting it from your parents?

Girls should stop shagging lads. That will make them get a job and stop being a waste of space eh?

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14878967/Girls-mobilised-stop-boys-waste-space-claims-peer-says-teenagers-higher-standards-boyfriends.html

>>81743502
See, this is what happens when people don't stay in their own lane.
I'm a dosser, I know I have no reason to be working, I leave it to the pros.
As a worker, you shouldn't be dossing. I know it seems easy, just sit there and do nothing, there's more to it than that.

Only joking chum, hope they don't whinge at you, just say there was some emergency that took you away from the PC/laptop/whatever.

>>81743534
She's cute and looks like she has a lot of positive energy. I wish I could've had a girlfriend back then.

>>81743551
Isn't inceldom already a large problem in Britain, as it is around the West in general?

>>81743565
Cheers pal I agree with the sentiment actually I should do better. I told them my kid's school called to pick him up cause he'd hurt his head. I don't actually have a son but it's helpful for situations like this if your boss believes that you do.

>>81743551
They should start handing out white feathers too haha

>>81743540
fair enough. it his choice in life, nice to hear he's getting the bennies.

me? want the option to die. really freaks me out we're only just getting this, and it's under incredibly specific circumstances. you have some chronic, physical ailment/pain. you might be able to get an operation, or not get the operation (your choice, you can even refuse treatment)... but they don't have "or die, assisted, peacefully" as the ultimate backup?

scary, this. scary.

>>81743582
>I don't actually have a son but it's helpful for situations like this if your boss believes that you do.

>>81743584
adjusted for shifting social mores, was this really a big deal back then? like did it bring you serious shame, socially, or feeling ashamed? were there suicides over the feathers?

i feel like the obvious, timeless thing would be to start saying the bloke has a tiny cock or something. or he's gay. he didn't join the army, after all.

FUUUUUUCK, I forgot to buy rizlas.
>>81743582
Don't lie like that, you may get caught out. The key is, to offer yourself for potential embarrassment. Look boss, I don't know how to say this without saying it. I had diarrhoea and didn't make it to the toilet in time, I had to clean up.

>>81743569
It was an issue with uglies and autists mostly. Now even average lads aren't good enough for girls. These girls are either not dating or only hooking up with very handsome lads off Instagram and online dating. There is no need for them to settle for mr local boy anymore. Working isn't enough anymore so many lads will just give up. Who honestly wants to work a deadend job all their lives anyway when there's only support for foids? Foids would never do real jobs and now males want some of that easy going life by not working.

>>81743582
Based and Liar Pilled. It also stops them from exploiting your free time.
I can only imagine the amount of incels who are always 'volunteered' for extra work-cucking.

i cant do anything right me

>>81743584
Fuck them. I'd start a collection.
I'm not wage-cucking a hellish underpaid job for foids, or volunteering to get blown up for Zelensky's hopeless war.

No I was feeling ok that morning, I had an egg sandwich at lunch, and think something was off with it. I've not felt like that before. No no, I'm ok now, I had an immodium so will be ok to carry on working.

>>81743582
Makes me wonder how many of my colleagues whose 'kids' I've never seen are just making it all up lmfao

>>81743587
I do wish I could be euthanised.
Though I'd probably wait until they send me back to the JCP appointments, or if I make it to 60 (my folks did not). Whatever is sooner.

>>81743610
Lad, it's fine, not everyone is cut out to be a helicopter pilot.

>>81743628
>helicopter pilot
bit random but ok

>>81743598
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_Feather_Campaign#Criticism
Supposedly some people did suicide over it but it seems more that they wanted to go but couldn't for whatever reason.

There's some funny stories about it too:
>Occasionally injured veterans were mistakenly targeted, such as Reuben W. Farrow who after being aggressively asked by a woman on a tram why he would not do his duty, turned around and showed his missing hand causing her to apologise.

>>81743612
It's better for foids to just pay this "insurance" with their taxes. That way most men will stay sane and not cause them any harm. It's more expensive to keep a man in prison than it is to pay him unemployment benefits.

Sometimes you do just know

still haven't got my ket. kidneys (??? still unsure) feel better today so that's nice.
think i'll take a tramadol but it's recreational. i don't want you guys to think i'm a softie taking it for the pain, okay? not today.

>>81743601
Mate that's vile. I'd rather pretend to have a child. I've been working there for 6 years now and my 'son' is now 11 so I've had to look up names of secondary schools in my area to make it sound believable when someone asks.
>>81743605
It's got me out of so many work-dos after hours mate. Fuck all of that.

>>81743602
Oh, I know the incel struggle well. I can't even get a shag or a blowjob from old biddies.
Like you say, there is no point in wage-cucking a shit and underpaid job, if there's never a chance of getting fanny anyway.
Inceldom and globalism have fucked average men royally. No point in living now.

>>81743638
Crazy to think you could attack that foid right there with your free will.

the indian flag has a bumhole on it

>>81743632
Oh, you not the lad who wants to be a helicopter pilot?

i was playing tf2 and i got angry

Just keep me online status on online now for gaming. Don't care if wagies notice I'm online on the xbox all day.

>>81743654
no i didnt even know there was one

>>81743659
what did you get angry about, eva6?

>>81743645
The "vile"ness of it helps sell the lie. If you've already been telling them you have a child, then use that.

>>81743665
russians accusing me of cheating

>>81743598
This one too
>Almost the last feather I received was on a bus. I was sitting near the door when I became aware of two women on the other side talking at me, and I thought to myself, "Oh Lord, here we go again". One lent forward and produced a feather and said, "Here's a gift for a brave soldier." I took it and said, "Thank you very much - I wanted one of those." Then I took my pipe out of my pocket and put this feather down the stem and worked it in a way I've never worked a pipe cleaner before. When it was filthy I pulled it out and said, "You know, we didn't get these in the trenches", and handed it back to her. She instinctively put out her hand and took it, so there she was sitting with this filthy pipe cleaner in her hand and all the other people on the bus began to get indignant. Then she dropped it and got up to get out, but we were nowhere near a stopping place and the bus went on quite a long way while she got well and truly barracked by the rest of the people on the bus. I sat back and laughed like mad.

>>81743659
Off work today?

>>81743651
i always thought it was a wheel. either something about industry, or some old 'ah it is the medieval wheel of fortune!' type mythical thing.

shan't be googling it, discovering it's a flower or whatever. life is too short.

>>81743669
its a weekly hour quota so its on/off today

>>81743667
well, WERE you cheating? only you know and it doesn't matter what they think because YOU know what the truth was.

>>81743670
its suppose to be a wheel but it looks more like a bumhole

Well I blocked the hambeast. If she stopped chatting, to hell with it.
Wish I could get a bangable post-fertile one though.
Nearly got one over a week ago, but she hated my place and walked out. FML.

>>81743681
no i was not cheating
i do like hvh though

>>81743681
She cheats on chess so she probably was.

>>81743676
Ok. No idea what that is I havent had a job since 2018. But as long as you get to play video games throughout the day then thats fine by me.

Sending some flowers to her pub is a good gesture isn't it?

TFW got a MILF fan on a dating site who liked my photo, but she's 250 miles away.
When I thanked her for the like, she was all 'I d-didn't contact you', lol.

futanari is art

>>81743633
>>81743668
see this is the petty Victorian shit i expect. a bloke's made the conscious choice not to enlist, you can be a busybody about it, what do you expect? what if he DID just go, "oh yeah, hadn't thought about cowardice, enlisting now lass"?

best thing to do in the lad's shoes is to be good-humoured about this in whatever way you can. she doesn't get the satisfaction of being a cheeky troll (and i think these types of people/women wouldn't be happy with you enlisting, either. seems like kicking up a fuss/the spectacle is the point with these things.)

Anyone ever got a bank loan for the purpose of debt consolidation as a dosser? Waiting to see if mine gets approved. I have a good credit score but am obviously unemployed.

I don't know why mongs like this think they are dating material.

QRD on the eva6 chess cheating scandal?

>>81743650
Don't talk about sister cross like that

>>81743690
hvh stands for hacker vs hacker, its like two people who are hacking going against eachother

>>81743696
yeah mate, romantic. "excuse me miss, a gentleman sent you these."

don't attach a note. keep her guessing. use the Victorian language of flowers to signal 1. what you'd like to do to her 2. how and where you'll strike next.

In Banbury, your hairline is everything. These days, even the slightest thinning can spark doubts about your expertise, igniting unnecessary questions about whether you're still at the top of your game. Appearance shapes reputations, and even a subtle recession at your temples can dramatically impact your perceived authority. But together, we can tackle this head-on and ensure your hairline reinforces, rather than undermines, your professionalism

>>81743696
No I think it would freak her out.

>>81743715
professionally-designed logo, perforated paper, etc, then your little love note can't even get the punctuation right?

drinking piss from THAT vaginal clit

>>81743725
So you're saying I should send her lilies?

still have that grey fleck in my fringe i've had since i was about 13.
STILL haven't gone grey when i've been looking forward to that for 20+ years.

for. fuck's. sake.

>>81743739
is that cannabis paraphernalia, lad? are you getting any help?

>>81743739
Maybe don't eat that lad

>>81743759
agreeing with this. there's a point where burnt cheese can be oddly nice.
this is past that point.

>>81743734
Not if I apologise.

>>81743768
I don't think you fully understand people lad. You may have autism?

>>81743739
Bloody hell lad that cheese on toast is blacker than the ace of spades!

>>81743777
apologising is what one does when they've been told they have made a mistake.

it is the right thing to do.

>>81743638
I didnt notice the fish on the ground too. What the fx? Seriously?

>Grandmother faces losing home over climate protest
>https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cx24r79zxnno

Oh, really? Well, personally I don't agree with the climate weirdos but you shouldn't be kicked out of your home for protesting, that just seems-

Oh wait it's because she hasn't paid a penny of her council tax for three straight years.

Holy fuck I am so fucking tired of the BBC doing this CONSTANT not-lying-but-thumb-on-the-scales-framing of every single fucking article they produce. It's so fucking tiring.

>>81743749
TFW rapidly baldceled in my mid-20s. FML.
Started getting greys in my beard just before I turned 30.
Almost a decade later, a lot of salt and pepper around my chin and throat.
I've still never had unpaid pussy.

>>81743780
that you, Blad?

>>81743777
Maybe I do but there is surely a good way. I don't mean any harm.

>>81743790
Another pensioner sob story news article. We worship pensioners here in the UK. I hear mummy reeves is thinking about taxing pensions in autumn. Fuck em.

https://xcancel.com/OpenRightsGroup/status/1942215715555254705
>Grindr is rolling out age verification for UK users to comply with the Online Safety Act.

>The Act lets platforms choose the provider to do these checks and requires no certification for high privacy standards.

>Users deserve to have their data handled securely.

>>81743749
My wee cousin is greyed af. Hes about 2 years younger than me. Ave not got any that ive seen. Maybe if I grew a beard but I don't. He has a sprog though. But I think he was going that way in the 1st place. Jts alarming.

>>81743802
If you don't mean any harm then don't get in contact with her in any way. Any contact from you will be harmful.

>>81743715
Did the person writing this have a stroke? Christ alive, amazing to think that the person who wrote it is considered 'literate' by the state education system lol.

>>81743790
Why should you pay council tax just for the privilege of having shelter? Fair enough if you use their services but if you don't leave the house and don't produce much rubbish, council tax is a uncontracted tax.

>>81743817
I'm not pro-tax or pro- this or any other recent government. I think everyone should avoid as much tax as (legally) possible. The point was that the framing of the headline is entirely dishonest from the BBC.

Anyone saying 'privilege' isn't worth listening to

>>81743797
Yes mate. Been off trip for a while now. Cant be bothered sometimes, currently in a major depressive state I will come out of it eventually and then slip back in. Genuinely think I have bipolar or something because I can feel when Im about to have a breakdown.

>>81743830
You don't think that some people have unearned advantages in life? Or do you just think no one should mention it?

>>81743790
honestly think that's the sort of thing where you should write to them, lad. 'over' is implying something dishonest, there.

i mean i'd lose my flat if i ended up with a massive fine, or something. even then it's not 'over' the crime/charges, even if that's why i didn't have rent money.

>>81743757
Yes, and no. Need 2 lots of medications that don't work, before I get the script. Good news is, with glaucoma and MS I have 2x the chance to get one. I think with MS it will just be a QOL life thing (nearly said mod, kek), something that makes me smile inna bleak world, but it genuinely stops the attacks I have with glaucoma. I get attacks {pain around eye and socket, migraine like headaches and light sensitivity} when the pressure behind my eye grows (build up of fluid). It's mental.
>>81743759
>>81743763
>>81743780
Sorry lads, I'm going hardcore and eating it.

Is anyone else pissed off by the excessively PC nature of the 7/7 anniversary?
Any rightful anger at foreign bad actors is immediately stamped out. Keep those borders wide fucking open too.
>Part and parcel

>>81743833
Blad listen mate I've taken the piss a bit on here, but I want you to know that I wish you all the best and hope you get your head sorted. Get out and go for walks in the fresh air. Write down your thoughts. All the best.

>>81743833
How's the dieting going pal. Any progress towards Medium B yet?

Going Bristol on Thursday. 30 degree weather so not getting the coach which is 3 hours fuck that. Just had to shell out for a railcard. Ouch. But yeah, can't be doing the coach anymore. Full of brown people and mongs

>>81743804
To be honest, left-wing pensioners are based. It's the right-wing pensioners I can't stand.
>Campaigning to reduce climate change because you want younger generations to have a liveable world
Based
>Being a right-wing pensioner who blames immigrants for everything even though they're usually not the problem
Cringe

>>81743839
sorry about the MS, anon. don't eat the cheese you have too much to live for ;__;

>>81743844
>PC nature of the 7/7 anniversary
Example lad?

>>81743845
>Get out and go for walks in the fresh air.
Why? If you sit indoors binge eating playing games for years that's a great life so if you're depressed it simply must be bipolar disorder or depression disorder or another disorder that will be solved with a tablet from the doctor and welfare from the government.

>>81743033
I hope you reported them for that. Doxxing is illegal

>>81743865
Sounds like there will be one less mong on it on thursday at least

>>81743830
>>81743837
kind of sad we've lost that word, even if you're meaning it in the pre-lost-all-meaning sense. like some twat with rich parents who is just privileged in life, and you mean that in a literal and critical sense.

where's the 'saying what you mean' word there? that IS just 'privileged', still, no matter how SJW types use it?

Someone make a pensioner wojak with 'i love triple lock' t shirt and shit. that'd be funny. I would but dunno how

didn't know it was white English lads who did 7/7

>>81743453
Forgot to reply.
Corr.
>>81743868
Just life innit, sometimes yer up, sometimes yer hurtling towards the ground.

>>81743884
Why I oughtaaa!!!!!! (imagine me windmilling with my fist)

>>81743844
>>Part and parcel
think it was unreasonable people oversimplified this one honestly.

and frankly i WANT people to have their wits about them like it's common sense.
>don't walk in dark alleys past those smackheads

I remember 7/7. The nasty lass at school was crying as her dad used the tube. I said hope he's burning to a crisp and crunched down on my mccoys.

>>81743890
i know what anon was getting at but now i just have this picture of anti-racists at the vigil CELEBRATING THE BRAVERY of those BAME terrorists.

(you have to laugh about these things or the terrorists win.)

>>81743881
>Why?
Good question. I've spent years as a shut-in just doomscrolling, playing MMOs and other games, watching youtube etc. Past 3 months I've been out walking every single day, and literally nothing is different except my legs don't hurt as much and I have to wash my clothes more often.

>>81743890
ISIS was a right-wing extremist group led by Tommy Robinson.

>>81743659
see, emotionally immature

>>81743918
ISIS was unironically a right-wing extremist group. It was just the Muslim right rather than the European right.

Ugly, tattoo covered little crochet cow isn't she? She goes round acting like she's some beautiful person. She's far from it. Doesn't even work hard like her boyfriend. I doubt she makes much money selling stuff from home. At least he goes to work every day. You'd never have the roles reversed where the woman does the most work in a relationship.

>>81743907
In this story it sounds like you were the nasty one lad.

Morrissey is based and NEETpilled
https://xcancel.com/AcademicAgent_X/status/1942162219984183522#m

>>81743888
Ask AI to do it

>>81743942
No she was. Always hiding behind the tough lads at school whenever she slagged you off.

for me it was going back to school and misjudging that our ICT PowerPoint news-style presentations were meant to about something light-hearted.

everyone else did funny stories, stuff about animals, or just interesting trivia. i was reading shit about bombing victims.

Are full stops the new reddit spacing?

Ye olde choon time, methinks.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DXizWrXcw1g

That annoying time of year when there are these tiny tiny black fly things that just exist in the air and get stuck to you when walking outside. Very unwomfy.

>>81743949
Love me AA

>>81743956
did you word this as a question to avoid full stops?

don't you see how that looks?

>>81743956
Yes. Full stop.

>>81743949
Bloody brown people living in our country! Bloody sick of it!

>>81743963
No, and no.
>>81743965
Thanks.

my punctuation mark of choice? it is the interrobang. everyone in the Guardian comments section compliments my usage.

>>81743969
Be weird if you weren't sick of it

>>81743955
Did the teacher go round checking the mice balls before letting you leave class? I have some odd memories.

>>81743951
Did she ever say that she wished your parents were dead?

>>81743962
>there are these tiny tiny black fly things that just exist in the air
they're coming from your head/hair.

>>81743974
For me? Ampersand.

>>81743961
Quality choon de lid

the dumb and dumber sound track is full of great songs tbqh

>>81743980
holy shit i forgot about this. people did pluck them out.
pinging the stands off keyboards too, that did my tits in. if you can chain a monitor to the wall you can get indestructible keyboards, reee.

>>81743980
We used to pull the little rubber band out the disk drive so it wouldn't open again

>>81743969
That is how most people feel yeah

>>81743985
No they come from the fields. Happens evey summer.

Become a different person when I play LoL. Start getting angry and aggressive. Typing nasty things to people. Usually I'm a nice person. Something about MOBAs make me toxic. It not right

Me? Sending email with the teachers internal email address when she went out of class to deal with something and sending something to a male students email she got on well with. Telling him I want his babies, let's meet at my car at the end of the day. Got the bitch sacked and struck off teaching.

i hacked my mate's college's website and changed it to say NIGGER COLLEGE

>>81743976
I'm not sick of brown people. I don't think a person is a problem just because they're brown.

>>81744003
I think you're wrong. Also it probably depends on where you live. In some parts of the country the majority opinion would probably be that they're not sick of brown people. But in other parts (the economically disadvantaged parts I would guess) there is probably more racism towards brown people.

>>81743976
>FUKKEN PAKIS!!

lol, mong

>>81743917
You're right lad literally nothing else has changed. If it's not a gf knocking on the door and 100k in the bank it doesn't count as a change. It must be the ol bipolar disorder or schizoaffective disorder or personality disorder that makes you feel shit not your shit life

>>81743995
All the keyboards had missing keys and some didn't even have a mouse in my class. Had to tab everything. They used to connect two monitors to the same computer and it would act as two computers too. Very fucking rough school.

>>81744012
They really do be like this. Not sure what it is. I think it's because your team is only as good as your weakest link and it's so frustrating to not feel like you really have control over the game.

>>81743955
>>81743980
>>81743995
>>81744000

>Turn all computers off via breaker on wall
>switch all the power supplies to the wrong voltage
>switch breaker back on
>every single PSU explodes in a puff of smoke

It was a simpler time

>>81744024
Yea, you're weird

>>81744014
What a sad little fantasy

>>81744000
I used to delete a bunch of system files because for some reason you could do that in Windows 98 back then. Next time it rebooted, it would fail to start.

>>81744032
Do you often make up completely imaginary scenarios to get mad at? You're weird

>>81743991
Might treat myself to a jim carey daft movie day, do dumb and dumber, then me myself and irene.

Songnotrel.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=svWINSRhQU0

>>81744024
Okay little lad whatever helps you sleep at night

>>81744030
You already replied once, dollymong. Don't need to screech and cry multiple times.

>>81744012
>havent played League since season... 5?
>the craving still comes back sometimes
I used to play Jungler specifically to try and gank my shittest teammates and give them a chance.

vital strawpoll
https://strawpoll.com/ajnE15qR0nW

>>81744045
we found out that one of the safe modes didnt have the program that blocked .exes running

Many days spent having lan tournaments with the entire class, even the head IT guy could never figure it out kek

>>81744060
I only replied once, paranoid mong lad.
in b4
>no you fukkin didn't!!

>>81744079
State of you lmao

>>81744037
Used to piss the teacher off when everyone turned the computers on at the same time causing a big spike and cutting off the room's power. There was also always one half busted computer where the graphics card was on the way out. So all you could see was pink overlay on the graphics.

>>81744079
>no you fukkin didn't!!
Nice try, but yes you did, boxroom dollymong

>>81744035
It's just a waste of 30 minutes if someone on your team is feeding. I don't mind if someone is 0/2. But when they keep coming back to lane dying over and over and are 0/7 by 10 minutes, there's no reason not to be angry. Because it's possible the game has been decided and it's just a waste of 30 minutes.

>>81744068
Not worth playing. I played 2 games today and won them. Even though I won them I still didn't enjoy myself.

>>81742867
>my dad was bummed
cool story bro

It's not perfect, but it's the best I could do on short notice.

>>81744041
No, my view on brown people is pretty standard for this country. I've met quite a few people over the last few years, at uni, and in jobs, and in other places, and none of them were racist. But like I said, maybe it depends on which part of the country you're in, and maybe some other factors. Some people in the UK obviously are racist. How many, I don't know.

>>81744059
Racism isn't normal. Maybe you should try interacting with normal people.

>>81744094
Change your mindset. When you're losing, practice things that you need to work on. Growth mindset and that. Hopefully you'll become high ranked enough that your shitty teammates won't bother you that much

>>81744094
>Not worth playing
There's a reason I dont anymore. It was more fun when I had friends that played it but that was years ago
Imagine having friends haha
ha

>>81744108
Yea, you're a weirdo

Looking at the internal server full of gigabytes of photos of the sexy students in their skirts and copying them to your flash drive.

Morrissey is a bigger faggot than Paddington.

>>81744087
>>81744083
Imagine being this predictable

>>81744106
Actually creasing at this, nice one lad

>Left wing
Anti-white

>Right Wing
Pro-white

>>81744037
>>81744084
fucking hell. also went to a rough school etc, but nothing like this. that takes a weird amount of effort/skill compared to simply nicking/breaking/throwing anything that isn't bolted down.

occasionally someone would set off fireworks in the DT block or somewhere. bought fireworks (or nicked them from home), took them into school, did this. just seems like a lot of steps, however much of a rascal you are.

>>81744137
not at all but ok

>>81744106
Hehehe good stuff thanks. Any chance of a fat old bitch one with the same t shirt etc. based on this one?
https://wojakgallery.tumblr.com/post/767057238526443520/titlename-i-love-coffee-feraljak-wojak

Intentionally downloading the virus attachment in the web mail you all had as students which then replicated itself to every computer on the network. Whole school computer system had to be redone and they finally upgraded to Windows XP in 2004 from 98.

>>81744108
You're talking to a lad with no friends, no gf, who never goes out.

>>81744160
Sameswanning and projection at the same time is it, boxroom dollymong?

>>81744114
No. Probably most people in the UK aren't racist. Look at Reform in the polls - they're at their highest level of support, but it's still less than a third of voters who back them. So two thirds of British voters don't back Reform.

>>81744137
Not true obviously. The mainstream right-wing doesn't discriminate based on ethnicity these days (the leader of the Tories is black, the previous leader was Asian), but then when you get to the far-right, I don't think they're "pro-white" - instead they're just anti-everybody-who-isn't-white.

Hating skin colour is daft.
Hating people because they disproportionately commit crime compared to other races, is commonsense.

>>81744115
a teacher left a library computer logged in, all the teachers were just in the top admin group, however Windows network stuff works. i made a new admin account and went through the shared network files later.
obviously it was just 'year 8 English homework.doc' and that. never found anything scandalous. no idea what i was expecting to be honest.

>>81744176
Even the people supporting reform wont ALL be racist
You can be anti-immigration without race being a problem. I remember back in the day when it was the polish that got all the hate for the "they took our jobs!!!!" shit

>>81744180
No one hates skin color, but they might find it disgusting. Classic strawman from lefty mongs

>>81744180
you could use this line of thinking to become a misandrist.

>>81744150
It felt really rough when I first went to secondary school. By the time I was in year 11 it seemed better. People born in mid 80s were just very rough for some reason.

Everything got damaged in school. Windows smashed weekly, ceiling squares broken, computers vandalised, rubbish everywhere. Horrible place coming in from a nice primary school to secondary. A mad lad smashed every building window over the summer holidays too. They put CCTV up after that.

eva6 what did you have for lunch

Every time I see a dog, I get bitten. It's not outrageous that I don't like dogs.

>>81744156
Oof, that's a bit trickier and I've got some fake wfh stuff to do. Might get around to it later but don't want to make promises lad.

>>81744170
It's neither lad, but keep telling yourself little stories about strangers on the internet.

>>81744176
>they're just anti-everybody-who-isn't-white

>>81744200
She ate my arsehole.

>>81744191
>they might find it disgusting.
oddly sweet, in a way. say you worked with a really fat person. doesn't really matter they're fat, anything practical aside. you could even be mates, maybe you'd be concerned about their weight.

but if it came to attraction, you might be repulsed by that same person. you can just compartmentalise that in your brain. or it doesn't register because it's just James/Sarah at work.

>>81744182
Yeah it was all pretty boring events and school trips stuff. I also hated the main it admin guy. Said "you're standing in the way young man, do you want your login access revoked" like I had done something so fucking terrible. Guy was a fat mong.

>>81744216
I'd lick Sarah's fat cunt in the disabled toilet at work to be honest

I've met decent Indian lads but I still overall dislike Indian people. They are rapists and usually smelly

Did your school login start with the year then your name lads? Once you set up the password there was no way to change it ever too.

>>81744176
Yeah you're quite the mong, you should be in a museum

>>81744207
>it's neither lad
Yawn. Your posts are easy to read. You should try and hide them better, because literally everyone here can tell when you're samefagging (you use the same pattern every single time)
Now, that's enough replying from me. Enjoy spending the rest of the day being a sad little loser, in your sad little boxroom, by your sad little self, crying because people on britfeel might not like brown people or women.
Weirdo

>>81744241
Kek what a proper melty

accidently touched my butthole and now my fingers stink

>>81744241
schizophrenia desu

>>81744235
Our school didn't even have minimum requirements on the passwords, loads of mongs had single digit passwords making it easy to log in as them and fuck their files up

evalass lend us a tenner

>I don't like women
>But you are the one who lives on your own in a boxroom

How does this even make sense? Surely the lads who don't hate women are the ones most likely to live with one?

spaffed again innit x

>>81744191
I think some people do genuinely hate them because they are a different colour, NOT ONE OF US.
Maybe a better word would be, distrust. But the media and people telling us how we should act wouldn't say distrust?, it's not wrong to distrust somebody is it?

Helen lend us a tenner

I actually logged into some of the lassies email accounts in my school because they never changed the password from the default and send messages to other people stirring shit. Very funny to teenage me.

>>81744203
No bother. Thanks for the other. Still chuckling

>>81744196
>People born in mid 80s were just very rough for some reason.
as an early 90s kid this always felt like the previous generation, lots of school lore/rumours.
but we did inherit those buildings and science classroom desks (god, the desks). you're not going to look after an environment that's already smashed-up and that, even though once it was new. entire buildings just abandoned, absolute shame because presumably the 'old gym' was once just a gym, that you could use. places/facilities like that.

been rebuilt all modern now, and i hope just in kids' minds putting a stone through a window would be wrecking a nice thing.

Does anyone elses gooch get really fucking itchy all the time? It feels really good to itch as well
>inb4 STD
Havent had sex in years lol

>>81744261
Very NPC way of thinking desu, on brand for you though

>>81744263
chafed bellend

>>81744261
It's not meant to make sense it's meant to be used as a bludgeon to make you shut up.

Lads setting the fire alarms off constantly when they were on the final days of school. School installing these to deter it but then random lads would lift them up and run away. They'd get stuck not closing properly so the teacher had to come out and close them.

>login at school
*grabs his walking stick and heads off to scream into the abyss*

>>81744284
Goochrot can be dormant in your system for years before it activates. RIP, lad.

Hello lamppost, whatcha knowing
I've come to watch your flowers growin

>>81744284
Do you have really bad shits and then end up wiping a lot?

>>81744291
don't they login anymore?

>>81744286
Ah right, I'm sure you're one of the many lads who hates women but you're in a happy, loving relationship. Treasure it lad.
>>81744288
Well it's clearly working kek

In love with Pete Doherty even though he's fat and pudgy now.

>>81743845
Thank you. Trying my best but it just doesn't seem to work. I just want stability thats all. All these pills do absolutely nothing, I shouldnt be dependent on them but its difficult not having any willpower or drive due to whatevers going on in my head.
>>81743864
Absolutely abysmal. To be honest with you.

Imagine putting your penis inside a female. Shame you'll never know this feel.

>>81744236
Not an argument. I bet you that most Brits aren't racist.

>>81744300
I never logged in, due to being old af and going to school in the early 90's.

>>81744219
looking back i kind of loved our IT guys. they didn't wear suits or anything, being sent to them was more like "oh god do i have to?" than "oh shit i'm going to get yelled at by someone with authority."

it was just some IT Crowd den with all the blinds closed, they were blatantly playing Quake or whatever it was, didn't quite have a grasp of kids. sarcastic pricks treating me like a pain in the arse for asking for anything, but then they'd also just give me the keys to go fetch something so they don't have to. the fucking school keys, to everything, even i knew that was insane.

>>81744316
Your NPC upper class mates aren't representative of the country BN

>>81744308
>Absolutely abysmal. To be honest with you.
NTA but, don't let that put you off. Think of the times when you stuck to the plan, instead of the times you ignored the plan. Positive mental attitude, and all that lad.
Songnotrel.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSCQLEzm0nw

>>81744327
That post wasn't made by me lad. I actually don't agree with it, I think most English people are at least a little bit racist.

>>81744319
The IT guy in my school was a specky spacker who ate his lunch in his car but he was pretty sound and taught he how to torrent.

>>81744281
Aye half of my school was relatively new, the other half like maths and science and the old gym was a derelict shithole, definitely made you give less of a fuck in general

TV show recs lads? I've seen all of the major ones. Anything like True Detective s1 , sopranos, wire , breaking bad etc. I'm talking proper kino

>>81744291
did the Acorn Archimedes not have user accounts, sir?

Just shagged a bloke from Grindr in a toilet, unfortunately he absolutely stank

>>81744310
>putting your penis inside a female

Anyone else have mongs for some teachers? Like it was always some guy from africa that had no control over the class and didn't really know he was doing. Makes you think they got fake degrees abroad. The one I had was in the news for raping women.

>>81744345
Z-Cars. The Avengers. Quatermass.

>>81744281
My older brother said that people in his year at school regularly shat in each other's schoolbags. By the time I was that age there'd be no way, it would be too big a violation.

I'm so glad that the backlash from this obviously insane totalitarian tweet caused the political class to roll back all their draconian laws criminalising speech.

>>81744349
Dunno, desu. It was a long time ago. We did have floppy disks, does that count?

Couldn't even leave school grounds for lunch break. Anyone else get pissed of with that? Another high school they were able to leave during lunch. Police would pick me up sometimes and council would send fines back home.

>>81744345
Little known show called Brotherhood (2006). Three seasons of absolute kino with Jason Isaacs and Jason Clarke. Takes place on Rhode Island where one brother is a criminal and the other is a prominent politician. Really great stuff.

I didn't have a BAME teacher in either school (primary or secondary). Had 1 forrin teacher, but she was French, and white, so not a BAME.

>>81744375
At my school we could leave during lunch. I'm guessing you probably went to a special school?

>>81744356
They hired this straight up African to teach music and he didn't have a fucking clue what he was doing, everyone would just troll him and fuck about, didn't last long but he was funny

>>81744375
In sixth form a mate of mine drove. We weren't supposed to leave but we did anyway and went to the chippy van outside the local B&Q. It was indeed lushingtons.

>>81744369
>gals
KYS yank cop bastids.

There was always that young female teacher hot off her teaching degree who everyone wanted to fuck.

>>81744356
we definitely had (later proven in court) nonces. one alky science teacher who kept leaving to get sober, coming back, then drinking again. French teacher who broke down in tears (even the rough kids felt bad for her).
mong-wise i think the most we had was teachers who were old. kids constantly correcting their maths on the board, that type of thing. "ooh. oh aye, should be a 7, that." a bit too often.

>>81744394
RUINS the alliteration, too. do they not have any 'b' term for 'girls' down there?

>>81744419
No need, we have girls. Boys and girls. Keep it traditional.

>>81744403
Not a newly qualified teacher, but in my school there was a geography teacher who managed to have that sort of LA MILFy rich housewife slim gymbody look to her. Holy fuck I coomed to her so many times.

>>81744387
stupid amount of trust to place in kids, that. maybe YOU were well-behaved, good for you. what about the kids who just leave? walk out the school gates, and simply do not return?

>>81744433
My religion teacher has massive tits and had a lot of wanks to her.

>>81744327
If I was upper class I wouldn't be on 4chan would I. I stand by what I said - I think most Brits aren't racist.

shut the fuck up with this pol shite you mongs

>>81744427
boys and bints in blue, or something.

nobody says 'girls in blue', do they?

>>81744444
choon. love The Cure, me.

>everyone fancies the fit younger teacher
>standard jokes and rumours about her
>she does end up in court because of a sexual relationship with a 15-year-old boy
well. fuck.

fired a lad today

Have to do unconscious bias training for my bullshit wfh job lol

>>81744454
I have 2 of theirs that I can't pick which is my favourite.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UmFFTkjs-O0
&
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mGgMZpGYiy8
The 2nd reminds me of my first love. I fell in love with a girl at my sisters guides group, wrote her a letter, and on the day I posted it through her letter box, this was on the radio. No, I didn't get a response.

>>81743434
>>81743434
my parents have been on the benefits since around 2008. My dad was a builder but ended up doing a ridiculous amount of shady criminal stuff in the 80s and 90s on the side as wages were shit, never got caught, did blow a mans kneecap off once apparently. Mumberg was a mechanic in scotland then they met as civil servants in the DWP in the early 2000s, where on nice income and bought a house, mumberg opted to quit and raise me, dadbergs entire building got made redundant and ever since they both got on the bennies as my dad has fucked up eyesight and a dodgy back from building and mumberg is his carer. I sadly wage, I dont really want to wage anymore ive done it full time for 3 months and Im tired of this.

Little lads reminiscing about school pranks done by others fucking hell

>>81744437
It didn't happen even once lad.

>>81744476
Out of a cannon?

>>81744490
>How dare you fukken reminisce!

>>81744437
my public school didnt let us out because too many of the kids were shit heads and left anyway. Its what I get for being born a poortherner.

>>81744481
is there a problem here, lad?

>>81744437
>what about the kids who just leave? walk out the school gates, and simply do not return?
they'd get caught when they weren't around for afternoon classes and then get detention.
it wasn't worth it, if you wanted to skip school why would you go in for the morning?

>>81744498
mental, that.

>>81744509
i know you meant state school, but i like the idea of public school kids just walking out. "father is paying for this, these are open grounds, i shall do what i like."

>>81744518
No sir, the young black female professional will set me right

I used to come into school early and have a wank in the disabled bathroom. My morning ritual as it were. Had a lot of fantasies of trapping my crush in there and ripping her tights, moving her knickers to the side and fucking her over the toilet. Lush.

>>81744518
SOme bants specialist, needs to go there with a marker pen, and underneath write. THIS WAS ME, I WORKED FOR THE COMPANY THAT INSTALLED THE CAMERAS AND I WAS DOING A ROUTINE INSPECTION WHEN THIS HAPPENED. LOST MY JOB BECAUSE I WAS ARRESTED, MY WIFE LEFT ME, I CAN'T SEE MY CHILDREN ANYMORE, I AM GOING TO KILL MYSELF.

>the virgin locked in a cage and forced to learn about LGBTQ+
>the chad home schooled single hour of study per day from one's bed

>>81744528
because by the same line of thinking you're getting a bollocking off your parents and/or the police. walking into school on a morning, your parents could have given you a lift, or you're getting off a bus.

the kids not going in aren't going to be the ones walking out. damn fucking straight would people skive if they just left the gates open in the middle of the day. sometimes our school opened them for cars and we had to sneak past the secretary: it was some Recess shite.

>>81744538
ffs, I'm not even surprised my goycattle building has a ''windrush department'' whatever the FUCK that means lol

*jumps on his BMX and rides into the thread pulling a wheelie*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCOSPtyZAPA

>>81744538
just by NOTICING her race you have hidden biases. maybe you're not an overt racist but you have unconscious micro-racism.

>>81744536
The mental thing is wrapping kids up in cotton wool like they do these days.

>>81744561
*throws a large stick in front of your wheels while you fly by*
*watches you split your skull over*

>>81744555
We had a 5 minute registration after lunch to make sure everyone was back.
I can't imagine actually being locked in, that sounds miserable.

>>81744580
*rides back with teh mandem*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jdM6StLr30

Post-400 anxiety getting really bad right now, please make a new thread ASAP

>>81744558
this is the sort of shit you'd come up with for a joke.

20ish years ago now, i remember a PDF doing the rounds where some government body or another had made a list of 'better' terms for disorders and terms. like the old "brainstorm" -> "thought shower" thing but a whole list of them.

someone's job, but in retrospect i wonder if they were having a bit of a laugh with their co-workers. "put 'overly particularly-minded' instead of 'a bit OCD', mate, i dare you."

Nu wastle fredberg x

>>81744592

>>81744375
>Police would pick me up sometimes
Lol 6 yrs of this for being a nervous aspie teenager

Am honrs5ly blown away by that

>>81744385
I had a mixed race teacher in year 8. I once said half-caste and he berated me in front of the class. oops

>>81744150
>tfw running for you life as some mental cunt launched a massive display rocket down the stairs from the 3rd floor

Some poor 1st years got trampled every hallowen kek

>>81744640
I always thought it was half cast, like half of something. 2 halves make the whole.

Time4 my wee shower nd wake.up n get out of bed n stuff

Oh i jst seen my mam rang me at 12.....I was asleep wawa

>>81744760
other thread

>>81744200
didnt eat the kitchen was not clean from whoever was in therelast