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Anonymous No.81746628 >>81746787 >>81746796 >>81746821 >>81746937 >>81746982 >>81747042 >>81747076 >>81747093 >>81747109 >>81747375 >>81747408 >>81747428 >>81748076 >>81748200 >>81748353 >>81748867 >>81749049 >>81749302 >>81749342 >>81749346 >>81750594
What are the downsides of having a big cock?
Anonymous No.81746765
It becomes harder to aim when peeing
Anonymous No.81746779 >>81746926 >>81746943 >>81747109 >>81749393
My bf is 7 inches and because he watched porn as a teen with massive cocks he didn't even realize he had a big dick until we got together and I measured it for him
Anonymous No.81746787 >>81746876
>>81746628 (OP)
Dick comparison is only hot if one is a futa
Anonymous No.81746796 >>81746914 >>81750446
>>81746628 (OP)
naruto should be the one with small dick tho, canonically speaking. sasuke has big dick energy
Anonymous No.81746821 >>81746931
>>81746628 (OP)
6.2 incher here while being only 5'8 tall. Due to my short stature, my dick is gigantic in comparison to my body size.

It's geniunely lower iq when you're aroused, atleast for me. I become so incredibly retarded that I geniunely fall for indian scammers asking for gift cards and it's most likely due to all the blood being going to my dick rather than my brain. Another disadvantage would be that an erection legitimately ripped a rather tight pair of jeans of mine. While I geniunely am happy to have a big dick, it defo isn't solely just sunshine and flowers
Anonymous No.81746876 >>81747143
>>81746787
you still gay nigga
Anonymous No.81746914 >>81747018
>>81746796
Nah, Sasuke is too emo it doesn't work.
Anonymous No.81746926
>>81746779
anything under 8x6 is small
Anonymous No.81746931 >>81747009 >>81747209
>>81746821
i'm 6.5 5'5 lol, wonder how would a girl react seeing my whole body (i also have a flat chest)
Anonymous No.81746937
>>81746628 (OP)
Sasukebros... not like this...
Anonymous No.81746943 >>81746992
>>81746779
How tall is your 7 incher boyfriend femanon?
Anonymous No.81746982 >>81747375
>>81746628 (OP)
I have a 6.6in but below 3in when flaccid. This means it's ridiculously easy to screw up the parking in my pants. When I'm flaccid, all is well. But when I get hard, it can get painful as hairs can get stuck under the foreskin when flaccid and then pulled when I get hard. Or my dick can get too big too quickly and I have to adjust my pants to make space for it. I've never injured myself this way but it's annoying.
And when I go from erect to flaccid, my foreskin can remain stuck and it doesn't fully cover the head anymore, which is also uncomfortable to walk with.
Still, I'm happy I'm above average.
Anonymous No.81746992
>>81746943
He's about 5'10 or so
Anonymous No.81747009 >>81747158
>>81746931
I'm bi so why not show me ur body. Assuming you're a hairless qt twink ofc.
Anonymous No.81747018
>>81746914
nigga have you seem the big dick femboys/emos here?.sasuke definetly has a big dick. naruto canonically has a small one, said by sai himself.
Anonymous No.81747028 >>81747158
5.5 inches flaccid and 7.8 inches erect

do I classify as a grower or a shower?
Anonymous No.81747042 >>81747158
>>81746628 (OP)
I get light headed when I get an erection :(
Anonymous No.81747076
>>81746628 (OP)
i wore really tight underwear for most of my life because without it even a slight chub is like immediately visible through your pants or especially shorts
Anonymous No.81747093 >>81747158
>>81746628 (OP)
I'm a skinny 5'6" borderline femboy with a thick and unironic 8 incher

When I get a stiffy and all the blood goes to it, I get lightheaded and dizzy, and have to sit down or fall over
Anonymous No.81747109 >>81747241
>>81746628 (OP)
It's uselessness is that much harder to accept.

>>81746779
7 is really only "big" if it's also thick.
Anonymous No.81747143
>>81746876
Girl cock isnt gay
Anonymous No.81747158 >>81747178 >>81747223
>>81747009
What is wrong with you?
>>81747028
Shower
>>81747042
>>81747093
you guys are making this shit up nobody gets lightheaded from being hard wtf? I get slight fatigue from cumming but that's it lol
Anonymous No.81747178 >>81747209 >>81747215
>>81747158
Maybe you have a tougher or better constitution? I definitely get dizzy from going hard
Anonymous No.81747192 >>81748176
Fun fact: showers or always bigger than growers.
Anonymous No.81747209 >>81747462
>>81747178
>better constitution?
what does that mean?
>>81746931 Seriously never felt any different while having even the hardest of erections
Anonymous No.81747215 >>81747462
>>81747178
nigga wuuuuut, you might have an iron deficiency.
or are you talking about that weird retardation you get when you're horny?
Anonymous No.81747223 >>81747260 >>81747272
>>81747158
>you guys are making this shit up nobody gets lightheaded from being hard wtf? I get slight fatigue from cumming but that's it lol
I'm not making this up, maybe I have low blood pressure or something, this didn't use to happen before until I started fasting and losing weight
Anonymous No.81747241
>>81747109
It's thick and he's also very skinny so it really stands out. Seeing it hard in his pants leg is so hot
Anonymous No.81747260 >>81747314
>>81747223
I genuinely have congenital heart disease so probably this has something to do with this lol
i also weight around 110~
Anonymous No.81747272 >>81747314
>>81747223
Iron deficiency. Get checked. Take some OTC supplements. You'll feel better in a few weeks. This is actually a thing. You're not only losing weight but also starving your body of nutrients.
Anonymous No.81747314 >>81747331
>>81747260
yeah that might have something to do with it
>>81747272
is that why I randomly lose balance when I'm walking?
Anonymous No.81747331 >>81747468
>>81747314
>dizzy when hard
>losing balance
>doesn't go to the doctor
Bro take care of urself
Anonymous No.81747375
>>81746628 (OP)
Sitting on the toilet and getting erect. IYKYK.
>>81746982
>hairs can get stuck under the foreskin when flaccid and then pulled
I went through the same pain. The worst part is when it happened in public, so I wasn't able to adjust it. Solved it by trimming the pubic hair once in a while.
Anonymous No.81747408 >>81747591
>>81746628 (OP)
of the girls doesn't love you she'll neg you about huge cock causing her jaw strain
Anonymous No.81747428
>>81746628 (OP)
i wouldn't know i was cursed with a 7"x5" pencil pp.
Anonymous No.81747462
>>81747215
No, actual lightheadedness. And it's not some deficiency, I eat healthy

>>81747209
You're 6.5 not 8+
Anonymous No.81747468 >>81747649
>>81747331
I appreciate your concern anon :)
maybe I should see a doctor
Anonymous No.81747591 >>81747605 >>81748578
>>81747408
>causing her jaw strain
I want to cause this. It is a goal of mine when I become a sex-haver.
What size do I need?
Anonymous No.81747605 >>81748532
>>81747591
probably 5.5" girth minimum. anything below that is too skinny for anything really.
Anonymous No.81747649
>>81747468
you should for sure
Anonymous No.81747821 >>81747834 >>81747901
>tfw dick isn't big enough to make me dizzy
>tfw a girl will never ride you until you pass out from your erection
fml
Anonymous No.81747834 >>81748831
>>81747821
it kinda sucks desu

it makes you purely a sexual object to women
Anonymous No.81747853
um would my cock be considered big if it's the size of a monster can? or just average?
Anonymous No.81747901 >>81747908 >>81748174
>>81747821
>pass out from your erection
There are 0 documented cases of this happening. Ever.
Anonymous No.81747908 >>81747924
>>81747901
it certainly feels like you are going to pass out though
Anonymous No.81747924 >>81747953 >>81748174
>>81747908
Post dick with timestamp or this is some gay ass larp.
Anonymous No.81747953 >>81747963 >>81748532
>>81747924
uh, sorry I promised my ex I wouldn't post dick picks on 4chan anymore, it's not that big desu I'm probably just unhealthy
Anonymous No.81747963
>>81747953
dick pics*
god I'm a retard >_<
Anonymous No.81748076
>>81746628 (OP)
Well, having to push it down to avoid touching the toilet bowl whenever you sit down to take a shit is pretty god damn annoying.
Also, anal is apparently off the table too, which sucks because I tried it once (which was her idea, because she said she did it with her ex all the time and liked it) and it felt pretty god damn good.
Anonymous No.81748120 >>81748150 >>81748156 >>81750369
>most people on this board have had lots of sex and continue to
>most people on this board have a healthy social life
>most people on this board are handsome
>most people on this board are tall
>most people on this board are successful finacially
>most people on this board are hung bigger than most pornstars
>most people on this board are fit with good frames and a head full of perfect anime hair
i wonder why this still has the reputation as the incel board? very strange.
Anonymous No.81748150 >>81748189
>>81748120
because we are fucking autistic
Anonymous No.81748156
>>81748120
>most people on this board are lying
Anonymous No.81748174 >>81748179
>>81747901
>>81747924
this is such a painfully obvious bait for dick pics
Anonymous No.81748176
>>81747192
u wot m88i888
Anonymous No.81748179
>>81748174
It's only fair to respond to bait with bait.
Anonymous No.81748189 >>81748283
>>81748150
okay and. didn't stop you from having sex and basically becoming a normalfag like the majority of this board. what is the point of saying you're autistic when it didn't impede your ability to have sex or succeed in life. if anything it just means that all that matters is your looks, height, and dick size, cause the recurring theme is everyone who's good looking, tall, and hung is happy and has sex and everyone else (rare here thobeit) can eat shit and live and die alone.
Anonymous No.81748200 >>81750422
>>81746628 (OP)
Neji is the one with the canonically massive cock btw
Anonymous No.81748283 >>81748321
>>81748189
well I'm not really that tall or good looking and I've never had sex, I've had a gf before though but that's about it
Anonymous No.81748321 >>81748341
>>81748283
then you're an extreme outlier nowadays if you have not had sex on nu 4chan.
Anonymous No.81748341
>>81748321
it's just that I don't like normie girls and I'm still obsessed with my ex
Anonymous No.81748353 >>81750434
>>81746628 (OP)
Probably cant be deepthroated I guess
Anonymous No.81748396 >>81748429
>6"x4.5" dick
i'm the only nigga here being honest
Anonymous No.81748423 >>81748437
I wonder if there's someone with 3" girth
Anonymous No.81748429
>>81748396
my dick really is the same length as a monster can I'm not lying :(
Anonymous No.81748437 >>81748447
>>81748423
considering it's even rare to see a dick below 5.5" girth online nowadays i doubt it. or they've killed themselves by now.
Anonymous No.81748447 >>81748473
>>81748437
>rare to see a dick below 5.5"
no
simply false
Anonymous No.81748454
id imagine that wearing a speedo isnt a very fun experience
Anonymous No.81748473 >>81748518 >>81748557
>>81748447
98% of the dicks i see online and the dicks reported are all 5.5" girth or bigger. it has caused me massive grief and made me basically accept dying a virgin since i would 100% of the time always be the smallest a girl my age has been with and therefore inadequate and worthless for sex.
Anonymous No.81748518
>>81748473
also not the mention the fact that every single sexually active woman has been with multiple massively hung men. i don't know how anyone not objectively big couldn't be blackpilled about the dickpill. i guess you could become delusional or become a proud cuck and watch your woman be fucked by bigger guys.
Anonymous No.81748532 >>81748577 >>81748578
>>81747605
>5.5" girth minimum. anything below that is too skinny for anything really.
iata. Well, I barely pass at 7.5" x 5.5"

>>81747953
>I wouldn't post dick picks on 4chan anymore
If no one else is man enough, I will.
Anonymous No.81748557 >>81748631
>>81748473
>would 100% of the time always be the smallest a girl
why are you so certain?
how big are you?
I don't think you'd be the smallest but that's always a gamble and I do agree that dickpiss is mostly real and depressing, it's something you can't change about yourself but if you ever try to voice you dissatisfaction you'll just get laughed at by normies
Anonymous No.81748577
>>81748532
BASED AND DICK PILLED
1234567899876543
Anonymous No.81748578
>>81747591
>>81748532
when a girl gets jaw strain they cant ope ntheir mouth as wide and their teeth start brushing against your dick. toothy head. fucking hurts.
>t. 5.5 girth
Anonymous No.81748631 >>81748667 >>81748690
>>81748557
>why are you so certain?
cause every single woman online has been with multiple men far bigger than me by volume and their opinions about men my size or smaller are basically nonexistent because being this size or smaller is a letdown and not memorable or desirable nowadays.

>how big are you?
7"x5". which i'd argue is average or a little below average by volume nowadays thanks to dickflation and how big the average sex haver is and how big the average sex haver dick the average woman experiences multiple times starting very young.
Anonymous No.81748667 >>81748721 >>81748785
>>81748631
>7"x5". which i'd argue is average or a little below average by volume nowadays thanks to dickflation and how big the average sex haver is and how big the average sex haver dick the average woman experiences multiple times starting very young.
You have legitimately given yourself a mental illness from using this site too much
Anonymous No.81748690 >>81748785
>>81748631
>7"x5". which
oh yeah little troll you
and if you're not trolling you need therapy or something dude
or ger a surgery to make your dick thicker
Anonymous No.81748721
>>81748667
Where is he lying? 7" is small nowadays, and 6 or less is genuine micropenis territory. You ever heard of a woman getting excited about her boyfriend's 6" dick?
Anonymous No.81748764
As someone with somewhat large dick, the first thing that came to mind is the tip touching the inside of a toilet bowl when taking a dump. Had it happen in public toilet and it honestly felt like I was violated.
Anonymous No.81748785 >>81748805
>>81748667
>>81748690
it's not just this site. the internet wide opinion from women is that 5" girth is average or on the thinner side nowadays. entirely undesirable. my dick looks thinner than 9/10 dicks i see online and every single woman's bf or husband or ex is significantly thicker yet it's supposed to be average. i can no longer cope, the average sex haver is clearly far bigger. even the "permavirgin" volcels here are all bigger. entirely pointless to ever bother seeking out sex when my genetics are so defective and undesirable.
Anonymous No.81748805 >>81748845
>>81748785
Women don't care about size and much, much less about "girth".. that's homosexual crap.

Anyway why do they always draw the big dicks in those pics as all wrinkly, so silly
Anonymous No.81748831
>>81747834
Being seen as worthless is much better. You can use the attention into finding love or whatever it is you actually want from a woman, better than nothing at least.
Anonymous No.81748845 >>81749296 >>81750533
>>81748805
>women don't care about size
>that's why they always brag to each other about how big their boyfriend's dick is, why they always demand that any partner has a big dick, and why they accuse men they dislike of having small dicks
Anonymous No.81748867
>>81746628 (OP)
You attract whores too easily.
Anonymous No.81749049
>>81746628 (OP)
naruto wouldnt fuck sakura anyway because hes just too good of a friend, even in your image hes probably not hard for sakura, but because she and sasuke are happy together
Anonymous No.81749296 >>81749722 >>81750549
>>81748845
>that's why they always brag to each other about how big their boyfriend's dick is
They never do that at all
>why they always demand that any partner has a big dick
They don't care about this. They just want good sex. People that believe that depends on the size of the dick obviously don't fit this category
>they accuse men they dislike of having small dicks
They do this because they know a lot of faggot men obsess over this topic, not because they care about it.
Anonymous No.81749302 >>81749362
>>81746628 (OP)
Femanons is it over?
Anonymous No.81749342
>>81746628 (OP)
Uchiha keks...no...not like this...
Anonymous No.81749346
>>81746628 (OP)
Women only want you for sex :(
Anonymous No.81749362 >>81749381
>>81749302
It's big but not very attractive
Anonymous No.81749381 >>81749504
>>81749362
Why is it not very attractive??
Anonymous No.81749393
>>81746779
> women don't care about it
> yet joyfully measure it when its obviously big
Anonymous No.81749504
>>81749381
small head, bent not aesthetically, foreskin doesn't look good, vein doesn't look good.
No offence but overall the dick head is ugly. that's the biggest part in my opinion.
Anonymous No.81749687
I agree with that other anon it's not a very appealing dick. I'm a guy though so not your target audience I would guess
Anonymous No.81749722 >>81751032
>>81749296
>They just want good sex.
90% of "good sex" is just having a huge dick.
Anonymous No.81750369
>>81748120
i was thinking this exact thing too anon
but either the majority really are failed normies or incels like us don't really talk about our physical attributes or bring it up
Anonymous No.81750422
>>81748200
it's actually Shino
Anonymous No.81750434
>>81748353
how lengthy does it have to be for you to get throated?
Anonymous No.81750446
>>81746796
Canonically speaking Naruto has a small penis. Sai points it out at the hot springs.
Anonymous No.81750533
>>81748845
and also why they gossip about the guys that they discovered has a big dick
Anonymous No.81750549
>>81749296
tell me you don't go outside without telling me you don't go outside
Anonymous No.81750564
I'm starting to think the only good thing about me is my full head of hair
Anonymous No.81750594
>>81746628 (OP)
Sph fetish never will be fulfilled.
Anonymous No.81751032
>>81749722
90% of sex doesn't involve the genitals