necktie edition

old >>81735341

it's too late to watch a movie fuck my nigger life

>#2567
nvm im retarded, please have mercy

Downed half the bottle to myself
>>81748590 (OP)
>>81748643
Cheers, nonnymoose
We'll fix it in the next
>>81748608
It's only 17:59pm est bro

>>81748643
>>81748590 (OP)
At least you didn't pull a meow and forget to put the gay in /r9gay/

jonah's butt according to /hm/

>>81748590 (OP)
Hi again, bpd fbf anon here. I think ima kill myself

>>81748689
Assmogged again, thats a nice bum

Return the demon to his home

I'm so sweaty all the fucking time
The AC is on and I'm inside and I'm still sweating
Fuck this straight earth i need it to be winter now

>>81748680
it's 11pm here ): i want to go to sleep soon and wake up early to work out
>>81748689
this isn't me, wish it was but sadly it's not.

>>81748732
I wonder what the whore of helsinki did to land in the mental asylum

>>81748798
Wait, is he actually being held for mental health stuff?

drinking
cuddling
falling asleep on his chest

>>81748689
what is the purpose of the straps?

Live
Laugh
Meow

>>81748826
For the top to grab onto for leverage while he fucks your ass? or so that it's open underwear for easy access to bussy?

>>81748826
to grab onto like a double neck strap on a horse

>>81748814
I wish man, I wish
[original]

>>81748732
Clearly a top, his balls are huge

Jockstraps are gayer than panties

>>81748681
I'll put my gay in ur gay if you know what I mean

jonah's double life on /b/

You're a Brit huh
Well now you're definitely getting raped

>>81748858
I'm a top and my balls are bigger

>>81748863
that is quite literally disgusting i would never

>>81748925
only pics i could find in the archive of you

>>81748885
I don't believe you on that.

>>81748971
Bottommogs me.

>>81748971
i really really miss that big tapestry! the shit chris chan cosplay for halloween is really making me giggle, i should go all out again for halloween
>>81749002
i doubt that, anon. i bet youre handsome.

>>81748826
Cus jockstraps are hot duh.

>>81748971
Imagine painting jonahs face in cum while he makes dumb faces

>>81748979
They really are though I can prove it

>>81748971
looks like a bit like wilbur soot but i'm faceblind

>>81748689
>>81749033
For some reason jockstraps turn me off

>>81749017
how tall are you? you look 5'2"-5'4" in the bottom photos?

>>81749045
please no please no
>>81749063
i see it a little bit but god he mogs me so hard
>>81749087
5'4 or 5'3? i need to get my height measured again but i'm just going to go with 5'4

>>81749119
Too fuckin late nigga, you're cute as fuck nigga, I wanna fuck you nigga

We're so back faggots

Imagine jonah's poor bf, he has no idea his bf is posting his pics for everyone to drool and fap over.

>>81748826
It's probably male equivalent of lingerie.
I wore them to the gym for the thrill a few times.

>>81749017
Not handsome like that. Not handsome at all. I'm a man, not a cute guy, but I shall change it. Also lipmogs me.
>>81749060
I'll take your word for it.

>>81749156
ANON??? this is actually quite impressive
>>81749170
he's aware of how i am online and he knows that i still post here.

I wish I had a body worth drooling over

Hue was seething too much over this image
Meow(pbuh) had fine hair like this imo

>>81749186
Just because he's okay with it doesn't make it right. He might realize just what you're doing if he doesn't know 4chan.

>he knows that i still post here.
YOUR BOYFRIEND NEEDS A SPITROAST DICKING FROM A BBC AND BWC GUY

>>81749070
It's not just you man, they're an icon in gay porn for a reason. Also since when were there so many namefags here???

>>81749197
Sometimes I forget that meow is ugly as shit

>>81749197
Sometimes I forget how non-binary meow was back then.

>>81749218
The army ID meow posted was cute though, guess he hit the wall.

>>81749218
He looks fine except for the retarded haircut.

>>81749186
>this is actually quite impressive
Not really, I judt had to use the snap-to-shape crop feature-I MEAN YES IT'S VERY IMPRESSIVE HAHAHAHA! Impressive enough for a date perhaps...?

Meow is so cute and I would do whatever he wanted just to lick his feet.

>>81749206
i've sent him some posts that have been made about me recently, he knows a fair bit. i came posting on here for friends anyway.
>>81749218
he had a fair bit of potential. he can't reach it now that hes sadly passed on. rest in peace

>>81749218
Is he though
>>81749262
Meow grippies

>>81749262
isn't he a hung dom top?

I texted him and he hasn't replied back... it's been two hours... it's over....

>>81749281
Stop badmouthing him while he isn't here

Maybe he's just taking a long sauna trip... I hope he's okay.

>>81749324
I hope he suffocated

meow is probably stretching and sucking all the staff and other patients guys at his facility, his rare case is nymphomania

What ever happened to this one?

>>81748732
>>81748971
>>81749384
Perfect dom tops

Since I stopped drinking I've become substantially slimmer but I've still got love handles and stuff so i wouldn't feel comfortable posting a picture in a flattering shirt like that

If I ever posted myself here I'd look so outta place. I think I might just be the only masc4masc bara guy here.

I posted my eye once and I'm very glad that's all I did.

Median height of r9gay is about 5'6''

I wish story would post a picture of his shirtless belly, I really need that right now.

>>81749433
I posted my face once but I was too ugly for anyone to care or save it

>>81749414
Love handles are made to be grabbed and are ok

>>81749437
I am 6'2.
originalpostdonotsteel

>>81749437
I'm 6'4" (but I have an ugly face).

>>81749437
I'm an ugly 6'4" too.

Transformersfag btw

My ass is the only thing I ever posted here and I'm fine with it cause no one will ever see it irl or care about it since I'm a top

so it seems short r9gayers are cute chads and tall r9gayers are ugly freaks

Which way, r9gay?

6'3 and repulsive.
>>81749524
True
>>81749514
God truly just blesses some people with perfect hair huh

>>81749524
I didn't ask for this, I need to die. I've never heard people telling me I look disgusting, but when they start their spiel telling that I look good I get tired of their bullshit really quick.

>>81749524
I'm short and ugly though so my existence here disproves this

>>81749532
I got a buzzcut and I'm unc now.

https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/54742086/#54742086
Deniers on suicide watch. You can look at past threads even from 2020 and see the clear difference in overall types of posts being made. Hurr durr it was always bad.

*ahem*
God hates faggots and you will go to hell after you die unless you repent.

>>81749575
How could you fucking do this also you're still not old enough to drink child

Hell isn't a place, it's a state of being
God gave me a bf

>>81749528
I choose meow3

>>81749588
I'm straight though I'm only interested in cute gay twinks like jonah so I don't have to repent

>>81749598
Nobody wanted to be my bf so I cut it off

Kinda it regrew pretty fast, was 6 months ago.

>>81749588
Seethe and dilate cuntoid, men are much happier without you in the equation.

>>81749605
He's underage, good choice :3

Does anyone remember when meow posted his ugly, hairy sausage toes? Grossest feet posted here?

Tomorrow I start to be healthier, no more eating out, less frozen food, less soda. Going to start using my pedals again which I haven't for like a month now too.

>>81749625
Idk man my feet are pretty ugly.

Are the fags here ethnic? There used to be a few spics that frequented these threads, but what about the rest of you?

These threads are so fast these days. I saw someone ask for me like 5 threads ago at this point but wasn't able to respond until now. Figured only meow would ask but he's gone himself.

>>81749628
Story please post your belly please please please

>>81749652
I am the whitest man on God's green earth. Half Scandinavian, half Irish.

>>81749663
True, there's like 1 or 2 threads with a maxed out bump limit per day

>>81749615
You will never cuck a women, sloppa poster

>>81749674
>half irish
swarthoid mick

>>81749702
I got fucked by a married guy so yes, I did
I am yet to have one witness it though.

I love irish BBC/BMuslimC

>>81749652
Anglo-German American muttoid
>>81749663
It was me

I actually enjoyed some comics so it turns out reading was only exhausting after work when it was something I thought was shit. Having a cat on your lap while you read is cool tho not always comfy. I love gingerbread :D

>I got fucked by a married guy
What the opposite of humblebragging?

>>81749652

'white' amerimutt with brown eyes, no idea what the European parts are besides my name being English and native American ancestry of some form.

>>81748971
nice pants in that last one

>>81749749
I found out during since he told me to stop sucking on his nips because it'll leave a mark and his wife will see it.

>>81749749
Self deprecating statement

How do I eat more when my stomach won't let me
I'm going to have to start smoking weed again

>>81749784
Still yucky that you continued fucking a biscum, at least you found out in the moment and had no choice

>>81749798
peanut butter cookies. just mix a cup of peanut butter and a cup of sugar, then add an egg. make golf balls and fork squish them. bake 11-13 minutes at 350. just eat them steadily throughout the day. this makes me gain weight like nothing else.

lavender cookies..

unless you're a skelly, why gain weight? I want to lose my blubber.

>>81749737
What did you want from me mutt?

Stop being biphobic.
It's hurtful...

>>81749842
I'm trying to bulk, I just made a bunch of rice and beans and turkey with cottage cheese for the rest of the week but I had a mildly large dinner and now I feel ill and engorged.
>>81749831
I need more protein and less fat but thank you.

Everyone here is a sex haver normie scum and/or underage zoomershits like meow3 and/or bisexual. Thread quality control wherer you at?

>>81749879
There's nothing wrong with being bisexual, bigot.

>>81749879
they will leave soon, they always do after getting to know what this gen is about.

>>81749859
I missed you is all
>>81749879
Update on worst poster list gogogo

>>81749739
>tfw no cat to sleep under
I suffer

>>81749879
You probably don't know this but I'm not a chad and a below average top that will never ever have sex because of how ugly I am and because of bottoms having such high standards for dating and I'm not bisexual I'm entirely straight and only attracted to cute twinks

>>81738883
Underrated post. Thank you my replacement
>>81745343
I'm trying to turn myself asexual and not fap ever again and you post this

>>81749888
This but unironically except this is r9GAY not r9BI so stop invading spaces that are for GAT ROBOTS not BISEXUAL ROBOTS or gay SEX HAVERS

>>81749929
Bisexuals are gay.

I posted both of those ehe

>>81749929
Thank you, so tired of unstable straggots coming here and bitching about things they don't like that was not for them

Worse than getting yelled at is getting yelled at by incompetent people who, if they listened to you from the start, wouldn't be in the situation they are now.
>>81749898
Doubt it. I missed shitposting on the clock, so many situations I was losing my mind over and needed to vent but it's all irrelevant now that it's gone and it's night and peaceful.

>>81749910
But you are probably cute and around average at least, dummy.

>>81749903

Every night I have 4 of the 9 kitties sleeping with me, one on each corner. I'm always afraid I'm going to roll over and crush one and I can't move around very much so it isn't that fun. It's also hard to get out of bed to use the bathroom or whatever.

I just want to kiss a guy forever and ever and never let him leave

>>81749941
No they are bisexual. Being gay means you're only attracted to men. We are not a coalition. Choke on a dick and die.

What would bunnymutts bf say if he knew he posts boyfeet on r9gay?

>>81749970
Being gay means you like the same sex. Being straight means you like the opposite sex. Being straight and gay means you're bisexual.

>>81749962
I'm below average in every single way I've already posted my stats and I'm ugly it's over

>>81749983
You can like the opposite sex somewhere else, it is exclusionary to being gay, which is liking the same sex

I'm such a lightweight compared to the veteran alcoholics here when one bottle of wine puts me out like this

Worst posters list:
1. chadbot/cuckbot
2. bisexual bf haver
3. bishits get out seether because he is a sex haver poster
4. Lavender
5. Jonah
6. Pokemon aids bishit
7. ali
8. Brad
9. Hue
10. Few regular alcoholic spammers
11. Few junkies that spam
12. Story
13. Those falling for bait

>>81750037
I'm on this list 3 times lol.

How do you think you'll react the first time your inevitably prolapses, bottoms of r9gay?

My penis is literally, figuratively and spiritually gigantic. I walk into the room and radiate big dick energy unlike rest of this thread.

>>81749991
How can you be below average if everything you've presented is above average?
>>81750004
I hate it too, I had like four lagers recently and it got me much more severly that a more intense drinks years ago.

>>81749779
Storyhontas

Big dick energy my ass faggot

Would you join your bf for naps if he slept like 16 hours a day

>>81750085
Nothing I've presented is above average since I'm not chad

>>81750094
How come story looks like that and still gets lots of big black dicks to ride?

>>81749800
Oh that's the issue? And not the chrmeating? Just to be clear the issue is he had sex with a bishit not that he had sex with a cheater. Probably a hookup you both are disgusting subhumans and should kill yourself.

>>81750097
Your bf doesn't appreciate you posting this>>81749798
Spaghetti a la pxl

Finding this in the archive made me giggle like a retard

hi everyone, went to a concert today and then went out with friends. how was your days?

>>81750121
Both are bad, one is worse than the other and devalues him more

>>81750094
my grandmother's grandmother was a full blooded Blackfeet Native American but I'm as pasty white as they come.

I didn't eat all day and I'm in a bad mood...

>tfw no bf to cook me 2 meals a day

>>81750107
Yes.
>>81750097
I don't have a dick as big as that so I'll just have stuff monster dildos up your ass at the con hotel room.

/r9gayerz/, what do you think the world will look like 10 years from now? Srs replies only pls.

>>81750107
Probably but I don't have solid naps anymore

>>81750113
Whatever, you will not stop any day, even if told otherwise and looking great. Goodnight, sleep well.

>>81750037
How come whenever you make the list I'm always at the top?

Story make another vocaroo of oinking like a dumb littlepig for me. I know you like the humiliation Kenneth.

>>81750152
You better regrow that fuckin hair
>>81750155
Total ZOG domination

>bunnymutt catching up to r9gay lore
Don't tell him about the fake hue gym story

>>81750173
It's like halfway back. Like half of what was in the photo from earlier.

I'll stick one of my transformers up your ass, deal?

>>81750138
I did volunteer work in the morning and then slept for three hours and then spent all evening cooking and now I just want to sleep again

>>81749983
Being gay is being gay ONLY attracted to name sex. Being bi is being bi, attracted tobkth sexes. You are not gay, just desperate everything sexual. Either way you don't belong.

>>81749215
Love that guy's art

I would marry a bi dude if I really loved him but if he tried to leave me for a woman I would trap all three of us in a house and set it on fire.

>>81750085
How can you fall for same bait again and again? Have you considered suicide?

>>81750183
Already seent that shit
I hate Brazilians so Goddamn much it's unreal, every general I'm in they're the antagonists
>>81750184
What's your most expensive figure griffer?
I wish I still had a job to cop more useless shit when I get the chance soon..

>>81750168
Probably because you make horrible posts ever thought of that?
>>81750223
What if your gay bf left you for a dude?

>>81750183
Bunnymutt isn't here he will never come back the crooked nosed halfling

>>81750248
My Soundwave is 400 dollaroos.

Washing dishes when you're 6'6 is suffering I should have short slaves doing tasks for me and I could just pet my cat or something.

>>81750255
Then that probably just means I failed as a bf and I would just kill myself.

>>81750274
Holy shit, another dishwasher? Also heightflation is getting crazy in this gen, 6'6?! What the hell.

>>81750235
I choose to fall for it. Yes.

My mommy making spaghetti with mushrooms hell ya

>>81750274
everything is built for manlets and women :(

>>81750271
No fucking way that homie is $400, the Duke of Wei Guo only ran me $250 and I had to get that shit imported from China.

Do the storyrun

>>81750255
Name 1 post of mine that was horrible then you bussy

>>81750294
Spaghetti is so fucking good I should be making pasta carbonara every fucking day and I don't know why I'm not.

Don't bully Kenneth in my presence

>>81750305
He retailed for 200 but ballooned to 300 and I got an 100 dollar accessory for him.

I don't have his kids sadly though.
>>81750318
I love spahetti

>>81750324
That sounds much more reasonable. Scalpers deserve to be lynched.

>>81750324
How do you afford this stuff brad jeez are you slinging on the side?

>>81750284
I don't just wash the dishes tho but that's the most annoying part probably
>Also heightflation is getting crazy in this gen, 6'6?!
I have always been 6'6 for years now
>>81750296
Yeah I can never find cute shirts I want or cool shoes

steely could pick me up and toss me across the room

>>81750277
You're cucked beyond belief

wish i could pick steely up and throw him into a furnace

>>81750336
I also got him signed at the con

Don't bulli steely :<

Should I just go to bed now at 9 or take expired adhd meds and stay up tweaking all night

>>81750348
Easily. I bench press more than my bodyweight and always been good at wrestling ^_^
Even playing basketball against opponents older and heavier than me I never felt like anyone could move me and everyone always felt weak lol.

>>81750379
How come I never get simps that protect me and tell people not to bully me
Must be another downside of being a top and not a bottom

Maybe tomorrow I will install the A/C unit, if I can lift the thing up without dropping it.

>>81750423
You had someone base their whole personality on you cuckie

>>81750391
2nd option
>>81750394
What do they put in the water over there, I'm 135lbs still

All these stacy bottoms rejected me, too. True story.

>>81750431
No idea who you're talking about chud but meow isn't here to simp for anymore so you can stop calling me a cuck

>>81750445
Do you still fap to watching meow get fucked by ethnic cocks while you sit in the cuck chair?

>>81750445
Meow could body slam you

>>81750459
He can body slam a big black dick of kenyan refugee

goodnight everybody
sleep well :3

>>81750437
He won't do what you tell him or will he? (Probably not)
>What do they put in the water over there, I'm 135lbs still
But how tall are you? Idk both of my parents are really tall too.

>>81750475
How dare you speak ill of the possum demon

wish I could sit in a cuck chair and watch my stupid boyfriend get railed by real men, he's stupid for choosing a ugly dicklet like me as his bf.

>>81750491
5'7''
My mother is 5'2'' so I was doomed from the jump I guess

meowster should take a road (boat?) trip over to Finland and check on our opossum loving friend.

>>81750498
The possum demon is probably rn getting fucked and cummed into and getting blows by huge polynesian and vietmanese dicks while you knight for him

>>81750498
you're insane why are you making those

>>81750454
>admitting that meow takes BIG BLACK COCK
I think you're the cuck here anon

>>81750220
Glad I could introduce the two of you. Wanna have sex now?

Hairy sausage toes

>>81750514
Its wild to me adult men over 18 are still under 6'
>>81750518
He could take meow1 with him. When was the polish slut last seen online?

Jockstraps are so ugly. You either wear boxers or nothing at all. We created perfection and you throw it all away for what? Shameful

when i get my hands on a bf, i'm gonna treat him so nice and love him so dearly that he won't even THINK of leaving me

You don't hate mosquitoes enough

Sometimes I think you're reading my mind and posting my thoughts

>>81750669
No, sometimes I feel like this when reading some posts here and you're steeling my thoughts

>>81750654
I'm going to pull your teeth out with an adjustable spanner wrench

would bunnymutt suck meows sausage toes?

>>81750688
I'm going to knee you in the chest so hard you'll forget how to breathe properly from that day on whore

>>81750688
>>81750706
No, people. Let's be cool and play it off.

But how does story's story end? Who will call 911 when he tries to copy his mom?

I hope story will leave me his fortune so it doesn't go to waste
I'd donate a portion to a cat charity in his honor

>>81750725

most likely I keel over and die and no one notices until I start to stink too bad, could take months depending on how much money I have since all my bills are on autopay.

If only story donated to bunnymutts trip to finland maybe him and meow would be happily married r9gay couple

>ywn keel over and die so he could live

How's the weather up there, you giant

>>81750759
Brave words for someone who can suck dick standing up.

I should've been asleep long time ago I have to work in less than 7 hours but not sleepy tonight. Funny...I had a very busy day yet I'm not tired.

I firmly believe this thread would be better if we had a 25+ rule for posting but only if we banned pxl

>>81750781
I'm 25+ thanks for acknowledging my place in the thread as a non chad top

This is the best thread this year thoughbeit

>>81750801
Why this one? What made it so good?

>>81750893
I posted in it

>>81750903
And you haven't posted in any previous ones???

>>81750893
Idk I'm drunk

>>81750908
I have but this one is special

>>81750917
So you posting in it was not the real reason after all

5 hours and no reply text... it's actually over...

Wow im honoured apparently im one of the worst posters here because i happen to be bi

>>81750956
Just go to himm nonny
Take him into your arms

I'm the fixture of the worst posters list and am on every single one.

They updated stalker 2 now I can't fuckn run it goddamn it what else am i supposed to play???? i hate SLAVS aaaaaaahhhhhh

Wow I'm honored apparently I'm one of the worst posters here because I happen to be a top

I miss the drunk brit
What ever happened to him

>>81750992
I don't even know if he's interested yet I'm just trying to maintain a bare minimum friendship.
Text isn't viewing as read but that feature doesn't always work.

>>81751184
I pray for your success anon
I love my bf more than anything tho we don't share many interests

>get my prediabetes diagnosis
>spend the night chugging soda because I'm craving it all of a sudden

Yeah maybe it isn't too early to start planning the funeral after all.

>>81751248
My mom was prediabetic in her 50s (her mother was diabetic) and she managed to completely overcome it (she's 69 now).
It would involve completely changing your diet though.

This is why I said just give to me story

>>81751270

I'm going to try but you know my willpower is next to nonexistent. I guess having a binge night before I start my efforts won't hurt that much.

>>81751270
My mom has been prediabetic for a while, she still has no idea about carbs. I've been drilling it into her head for years.

bedtime
don't die

dying inside ok
dying outside bad

there a term for fetishizing "almost passing"? where at first glance youll think its a girl, but any scrutiny and the facade falls apart? original hair poking out under the wig, being woefully unaware of basically accidently flashing everyone not being used to a skirt, totally failing at using high heels, almost perfect but flawed makeup, yadda yadda.

dunno why but its mad boner fuel for me. one of my cousins has done the whole transitioning thing and they brought a friend over and they had a nice, tight short dress on and at first just looked like a sorta nerdy awkward girl trying to look pretty but after a few seconds it was "oh, your basically a duplicate of my cousin".

Anybody got tips for getting hired on a job application?

>>81752799
wear a skirt and do that thing the girl does in that movie, uh, basic instinct.

>tfw no practice bf to learn blowjobs on

>>81752957
could get a dog or something

>wake up rock hard with less than 5 hours of sleep
I'm going back but I would definitely jerk off if I didn't wanna ruin my no fap run

>>81753215
Flick your testicles lightly, that always kills a boner for me if im trying to sleep and got a mast going

>>81753189
ew only girls fuck dogs i ain't no girl

my favorite type of yutub bideos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5-6tpT-zY4

Is it really that difficult to not jerk off, it is not even a particularly pleasant thing to do and it feels weird. Never get how idiots get addicted to it, at least getting bummed makes sense to want to happen due to the g spot, slamming your dick around just feels off, though maybe it is better for tops.

>>81750956
You belong on the worst posters list with your daily bitching. Hope that's fixed next time it's made.
>>81750961
Maybe that's not the only reason. Still being bi in a gay thread that's not for you should automatically put you in shit tier. Same goes for trannies, sex havers and other entities that simply don't belong in a gay robot thread. You have been tolerated for fsr too long. Build your own threads or go to lgbt
>>81751022
Countless games out there and you have nothing to play lolmao
>>81751035
He always posted worst pics and his posts are boring so good
>>81751225
Fuck outta here. Also how can you love someone you share so little in common with apparently allegedly. Desperation must be a powerful drug.

>>81753372
too negative, i dont like you

I think I've developed a complex around my penis. I was pressuered into sending it to someone once and he laughed at it and stopped talking to me. Now I fap to the memory of it and I don't know why.

>>81753302
You're trying to get me to cum that's not going to work. It went down on its own after few minutes. I'm not touching that area unless I need to pee.
>>81753338
It's not, it's been 9 days at this point and I don't even get horny thoughts and haven't for a while now.
>it is not even a particularly pleasant thing to do and it feels weird
Oh you're just a tranny bottom
>at least getting bummed makes sense
It makes you feel like you need to take a shit stupid whore bottom
>though maybe it is better for tops
I was right yay me

>>81753418
>why
Because you're a self hating cuck

>>81753418
will need some pics
you know, to properly assess why you feel this way

mine leaks pre if I don't take care of it

>>81753431
>trying to make you cum
bruh what, flicking your testicles should be painful, unless your some sorta masochist. its also why i said lightly, you just want enough discomfort for it to go down. alternatively, (and this may just be me) tense and try to be as hard as possible for as long as possible (without touching it). for me it seems to make it lose steam and peter out faster. i opt for the second more then the first because well, the first hurts.
anyways it already went down for you, so doesnt matter eitherway.

did it really seem like i was trying to trick you? im getting deja-vu from a moment when one of my room mates was vomiting hardcore after a night out pubbing, and i suggest "stand a bit and lower your head, so your stomach is higher". he said no and said i was going to dunk his head in the toilet. what? he was an amuatuer boxer, i know he would of fucking killed me, literally, murdered me if i dunked his face in a toilet. it was literally intended to be helpful advice. if your trying to puke your guts up, dont try to fight gravity, vomit downwards, get your stomach higher then your mouth.

like really, its trying to shit while doing a handstand.

>>81753466
>you know, to properly assess why you feel this way
ass heh

>>81753470
Touching a sensitive area in any way would probably be a bad idea when horny . I can just ignore it and that works.
Also bro uhhh I think you should give less advices in general. I didn't ask for any btw.

>>81753418
has anyone else seen it or is that literally your only experience exposing yourself?

>>81753503
I have not and will not ever shown it again. I feel really weird about it and I've kept it to myself for a few years. I don't plan on showing it again, but at the same time when I think of it I get really turned on about it.

>>81753499
its ur balls m8. they hurt when you hit them. seriously, if you got hard or came from flicking your testicles either see a doctor or acknowledge your a masochist or something. has nobody punched you in the dick? have you never seen anyone get punched in the dick? its mostly the balls that cause them to fall over in pain. but sure ill let it go. just seems your not that familiar with balls.

>>81753372
my kind of hero...

Good thing autists and schizoids are immune to being pressured into things they don't wanna do because they don't feel outside pressure like that. It's called having a spine and not caring what others think.

>>81753510
huh. ive only sent my dick pics to one person, but wasnt pressured into it. thinking back about it just seems weird, not horny at all. some sorta shame kink? in other parts of your life do you do shameful things and feel good about it anything?

>>81753515
You said lightly flick idiot. That doesn't hurt. Besides it only brings attention to that area when you could just idk do something else and forget about it. You really give most roundabout stupid advice to deal with things I've seen. This just confirms my theory that anyone giving unsolicited advice should be killed on the spot. It's never good. Not even once.

>>81753525
No, it's just that incident specifically. I used the word pressured but it was more like I'd talked with him for months and he sent me a few pictures of himself eventually and then started saying he wanted to see me too.

>>81753510
>>81753525
How does one pressure you into sending a dick dick? Asking for myself

>>81753533
why do you think he laughed at it?
was he stupid and not a small penis appreciator?

>>81753558
My penis is not that small! It's weirdly pointy and a little short and fat-like, and I hate it though.

>>81753530
it literally works for me. and it was advice given to me by a school friend in the tenth grade or something, so it worked for at-least two people. hey if it gets you off, more power to you, that would be a cool ability. knew a dude who had a huge scar from an accident on his leg and if you rubber it he would get an involuntary erection, so people bullied the shit outta him.

>>81753553
i heard a rumor at school once about someone claiming they were pressured into sending dick pics to an underage girl because the girl said she'd report him to the school or teacher that he was sexting her or some shit. probably bullshit, but i suppose that could work.

>>81753564
"the plug" lel. just being silly, not mean. dicknames. guess mine would be "the hockey stick.

>>81753564
that doesn't sound that bad
put it on catbox

I still yearn for a short cute boy, but i feel so defeated searching. Im short myself. He wouldnt want me.

>>81753654
How about a really tall boy?

>>81753564
Like so thick it looks short? That's hot

>>81753654
>He wouldnt want me
He doesn't. Short people only want short people because they are cute and want to be cute together.

>>81753662
I dont know... ive been into small guys ever since i cuddled one in bed. He was 164 i was 168.

I am scared i'd just be in it because of novelty. Not because he fulfills my desires

>woke up
>tfw no hairy strong husband with fuzzy chest and arms to roll around and cuddle in bed naked kissing each other
madness!!!

>>81753696
I thought they looked for tall men to feel even cuter.

>>81753733
>164
>168

you're both small bottoms who need a tall top

Forgot I had this in a bin. It'll need a major redo but some rubbing alcohol would be good for a fresh start.

Scared baby kitten scratched me in many places I'm bleeding out. Is this how cutters feel?

>>81750319
nigga playing muttcraft

holy fuck this was so much harder than I thought it would be I almost threw up in my mouth like three times
and I still have to eat two more when I go to work
I might cook those just to make sure I can eat them

You better not be drinking eggs

>>81754351
I added some frank's red hot cause I thought it would make them go down smoother

>>81754354
Why do you do these things

>>81754354
the heat of the sauce cooks the egg, or something like that

>>81754397
I don't have time to cook all these eggs before work I just gotta drink them

>>81754342
Have you tried gulping down just the yolks? I imagine they're tastier than the egg whites.

>>81753868
They're both perfect top height. Short top tall bottom is the way forward.

>>81753868
Nu uh. I need another him to cuddle and shiver under my hand in bed

>>81754432
You cant spare 5 minutes to at least mix them and throw it all on the pan?

Wake up 15 minutes early and you have time to cook, eat and clean it.

>>81754342
>has time to almost puke thrice
>doesn't have time to cook them
kek

Using a ladder to knock steely tf out

https://youtu.be/VTFcNKu5wi8
This might not look like much if you don't know what you're watching. The thai guy had a very good gameplan of faking nadaka into going back and then kicking his legs as it's hardest to defend given his stance and he didn't throw many if any combinations which made it hard to counter him, which nadaka is great at. In doing so he ensured he'd survive but nadaka still managed to win every single round and dominate. Easily the best fighter in all combat sports. The unmatched speed. Crazy good evasions. Awesome angles. Strong offense and finishing power at ~115lbs. And he's doing all that against best fighters in the world around his weightclass.
>>81754479
I did nothing to you

Need tall cute skinny white boy bottom bf please

>>81754442
>>81754576
So true brother so true

>>81754459
the guy probably has a shit relationship with food, I've been there and would've been gulping down eggs too if not for the fear of food poisoning.

how does r9gay feel about raping straight men

Love working in the wind. Love having my bangs get into my eyes. It's raining too but at least tha helps with summer heat.

Day 1 of manifesting a bf for EVERY /R9GAY/ poster!

>>81754739
wow it really worked thank you

Where's the bfs, Shoigu??!!

>>81754739
cute racist boy that hates women and trannies, come to me......!!!!

>>81754715
love the idea, execution will be terrible

as a black queer guy why does the idea of a smelly stinky white neet twink turn me on so much exactly?

Here kitty kitty.. pspsps

>>81754893
tummy spotted
boner erected

wish i had a catboy bf....

>>81754715
Sure but I'll crossdress and not say a word during so they think they got raped by a girl.

>>81754739
Fuck manifesting let's just fly over to eachother and make it happen
I'll be a lil' scandalous and let you hold my hand before marriage.

>>81754817
Woman hating 4chan "gay" man are an overplayed trope
>>81754893
Can you stop making me horny when I'm trying to become asexual

Asexual ain't real
Never was, never will be

>>81755068
>I'm trying to become asexual
Get a chronic illness, that'll do it for your goal.

i will never have a bf so what if i got a dog and trained it to fuck me

>>81754908
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1751915064135757.mp4

>>81754342
Hold your nose while you're drinking, it makes it taste like nothing.

>81755209
What a beautiful day for those who are blind

>>81755091
Then explain how I don't have any horny thoughts unless you faggot post cute boys

fbf dynamic

>>81755091
Why does this twink have an arm growing out of his asshole?

>>81755091
>zoomer broccoli cut
vomit

Sweating my ass off trying to explain why we ran out of bread. Meanwhile my kawaii ginger(bread) cat is peacefully sleeping inside.

>>81755298
God I fucking wish
My fbf could be either of them and it would make me so happy

>>81755325
Why DID you run outta bread huh

>>81755298
Which one are you there?

>>81755342
ducky :D

>>81755342
I'm trying desperately to become a muscular arm

>>81755209
as a top or as a bottom?

Had to throw out month old rotten chicken scraps at work
Somehow they've just been sitting there and no one noticed
The stench was unreal

>>81755091
Perfect dom top bottom for masc bottoms

>>81755298
This is so cute. Duck tops btw.

>>81755340
Not my fault I promise I just get nervous having to explain why I can't take an order

>>81755091
using a dildo is asexuality
it's no different than getting off to AI, preferring porn over sex with another human, or jerking off solo
all are anti-human by their very nature and lead to autism

Sounds like an advanced case of brain worms to me

>>81755438
role reversal ISN'T hot

>>81755484
says the autist who has no social life off 4chan

>>81755492
It's not role reversal some people are just born big with small, submissive hearts
Who are you to deny them their right to a short king?

>>81755507
where do you think you are unc

if my bottom bf uses some other object to get off besides my dick he's getting dumped

>>81755546
If you're going to say this then your dick needs to be available on demand at all times

>>81755546
change bottom to top and dick to hole

>>81755546
If my bottom fbf ever uses something other then his fingers or my cock on his ass then he's getting dumped

>>81754715
I'd rather have it the other way around.

Isnt it weird to be gay and not like women? All the gay people in school have women friends

recreating the ratatouille image with fbf

>>81755528
You will never find a big muscular hairy man who will bottom for a tiny twink. Reality denies their rights, not me.

Familiarity breeds contempt, originally speaking

>>81755091
could have been a good pic with better lighting and a man's pole underneath him

>>81755566
I find it stranger to be a man and not hate women at all in the first place then again I see a lot of bottom behavior in women so maybe they don't want to badmouth women cause then it would be hypocritical and shine light on their own shitty actions and behavior

>>81755566
I like women and most gays have women friends, women are really good at knowing a guy's true interest and playing Cupid, met a few of my boyfriends thanks to them, if a cute guy they like is gay they'll definitely throw you his way

>>81755604
throw him your way*

do favelas have ac i wonder

>>81755626
Where you gonna put it? On the corrugated metal roof?

>>81755626
no one in the UK has AC, they basically all live in shitty favelas :)

>>81755641
I have my AC on right now though

>>81755647
You got a license for that cool air?

>>81755647
you make up less than 5% of UK households who dont' have AC
a royal twink born with a silver spoon in his mouth?

>>81755666
>5% of UK households who *have AC

>>81755666
It's Daddy's AC

i prefer the hot summer heat, makes me really horny and want to go camping

Fuck this ai slop nigger

Summertime, and the livin' is easy

Found some redd's hard apple

>>81755723
it's better than reading walls of texts or looking at all the shitty anime that is posted

>>81755778
Post real men you big baby. Ugly baby. Big ugly baby.

Schwing schwing

>>81755759
When bottoms do stuff like this it just makes me want to rape them

>>81755799
You can try
I own a lotta guns son

>>81755788
you can't handle a real man

>>81755807
He said real men, not half jeets with three inchers

>>81755807
Perfect face for a big cock to slap on

>>81755809
he also implied "real men" not boys with with shaved legs, fem mannerisms, girly high socks, and oversized clits

Is this oversized?

>>81755827
it just looks trannylicious

yeah balls look too small for how big it is

>>81755919
its the estrogen

There's girly boys with cocks thrice your size
No amount of muscle or hair will help you cope about being more "manly"

>>81755805
Bottoms act like a smug little fuck in your face like that then have the audacity to threaten you like this unbelievable they need to learn their place

>>81755955
meow is on estrogen and looks like shit
i could care less how big her dick looks when she looks like a cross-eyed hon

>>81755965
You really need to get over it hue, meow's not even here anymore

>>81755807
Who is this semen god?

>>81755987
anime is dead
this is the AI generation

>>81756012
you wish jeetoid

>>81755579
>>81755701
moar also make a twink with very hairy veiny big penis

>call myself a top
>listening to Rihanna right now
this is a dangerous path i'm threading...

>>81756011
its AI generated lmao but I love that most thought it was real
https://perchance.org/ai-boy-generator

>>81756027
i'm actually white and american but mmmk

>white
>american
unlikely story

So that's true that story loves hairy twunk tops.

>>81756092
a very true unfortunately story
i rather be in a nation of all brown boys

Niggas say this until they don't have first world luxuries like AC and reliable electricity

>>81756180
makeup eww
wig eww

>>81756180
Is he sweaty or just oiled up?

>>81750037
Almost top 5 and I didn't even try pissing anyone off here.

>>81756207
He's always oily

>>81756180
Nasty yucky image

>/r9gay/ hates twinks
is it jealousy or...

>>81756243
Latest psyop by mossad, disregard the anti twink nonsense

>>81756243
yes I'm fucking jealous

I'm so tired I want to cry

>>81756156
What kinda brown? LATAM? MENA? SEA? Desi?

>>81756243
I just like body hair, man.

>>81756243
Some ppl are mad because they're unattractive rapists.
You're either ugly but adorable personality-wise or you're sexy enough of a beast that you being a rapist doesn't matter.

>>81756032
just make your own
https://perchance.org/ai-boy-generator

>mfw get fit
>realize i coulda been a decent twink if i was skinny back then
FUCK

I realized too late that having a porn body and cute face gives me handouts.

>>81756327
Story's ozempic prostitution onlyfans arc?

>>81756362
He could afford it
Damn why didn't story get on this sooner

Picked up my vitamin D supplement (too bad it isn't another kind of D) from the store, and even some canned veggies in an attempt to eat better. At least they'll keep if I don't eat them right away. Then I avoided fast food on the way back and haven't drank any soda today at all.

I have no doubt I'll slip up in a few days but for right now I'm doing good.

>>81756416
You can literally get BBC D any moment you want, black guys love fat white ass

>>81756432
can you shut the fuck up?
fucking weirdo

which personalityfags are most built for it?

>>81756444
beep beep cee

guys I just creampied a skinny 5'1 45kg 19 year old femboy and I'm an obese old man in my 30's, is that weird?

The doctor never mentioned my weight or getting me on ozempic and while I was a skinny twink at one point my face was always ugly.

>>81756432
GROSS and no one is that desperate (I hope)

lying for attention online is more weird

>>81756485
No that perfect, giwtwm on left

>>81755546
Basedmaxxed + Truthpilled
>>81755723
He is cancer
>>81755778
Walls of texts were based

>>81756485
god i love being old
i love twinks with daddy issues more haha

>>81756485
Femboy bottoms would rather fuck an ugly old fat man then ever have sex with me just because I'm an ugly manlet top

I'm an old guy with daddy issues but no one cares if you're not cute.

Lazymaxxing kinda day

Richfag NEET x HikiNEET with abusive parents
What do y'all think of this dynamic?

i will probably end up an old wealthy bottom for young twink tops

I imagine that one day I'll marry a schizoid and then we can both live together outside the bounds of society because I'll work from home.
I pretty much have everything for this to be a reality, except the schizoid.

what does your ideal twink look like?

>>81756615
>tfw no hikkineet abusive parents bf that takes out his anger and sexual frustration on me

>>81756557
If you find a DILF of your liking I can watch from the chair and throw a 100 bucks on your sweaty fuzzy bodies after you two are done.

>>81756676
real and not ai generated like your slop

I will never get the chance to have sex with a cute virgin teenage bottom with severe daddy issues behind his family's backs
I'm too short
I'm too weak
I'm too norwooded
I'm too poor
I'm too fat
My penis is too small
My penis is ugly
My skin is ugly
I will never have sex

>>81756692
many twinks on 4chan look worst than AI slop

>>81756676
< 5'5 and chinese
love me some wang

>>81756692
>real
something you will never have :3

Euro twinks are in danger

>>81756724
>Euro twinks are in danger
danger's my middle name though

>>81756676
>short
>just left his teenie years recently
>hairy chest and legs
>hairy veiny penis with foreskin
>big balls
>a top
>blue eyes
>wavy hair

>twink
>hairy

>>81756749
Twinks can't be hairy you retard

>>81756676
Visually "straight" but gay in the fun ways like having chronically online hobbies and actually being gay, absolutely must have body hair and it's optional but being into fashion since I want to dress like vidya characters (not cosplay)

>>81756692
>around 5ft tall
>enough hair to pull on
>slim, skinny, runner/swimmer's body
>easy to pick up and throw around like a ragdoll

>>81756765
True, I stopped being a twink at 13 because my leg hair started growing.

>>81756789 meant for that >>81756676

>>81756724
Damn chadbot look like this?

My ideal twink is fat, hairy, and ugly

alfred whitehead metaphysics are so quirky and fun

>>81756826
just like what you see in the mirror?

>>81756832
I wish I was fat and hairy :(

does no one like brown guys? :/

>>81756847
I want a latino bf

thank you for calling me a dirty little brown spic

>>81756847
no taco eating fiesta faggots or brain eating africans or squid eating asian pigsqueaks or cowpoop eating jeets for me, others are okay i guess

>>81756847
i'm brown and even i dont like brown guys
give me a white boy :p
but i guess i'll settle for a chink, next best thing with their pale skin and all

r9gay loves interracial, so wholesome chungus

>>81756847
I would a latino twink but we'd have to break up when he gets deported

The brown gardener position is still open so I don't have to mow this grass in the heat, I should have done it this morning before it got too hot but I didn't feel like it.

>>81756847
Depends what kind of brown, beaners are cute and mexican food kicks ass so I'd provide for one and get him a green card on the condition that he'd be a stay at home husband and have saucy vers intercourse.

If my boyfriend started whispering sweet nothings in Spanish into my ear while we were cuddling I would fucking melt

>>81756929
>"El queso esta viejo y podrido. Donde esta el sanitario~~"

Wish I still knew spanish classes I took for years.

>>81756847
I would if they looked like one of my AI creations

>>81756950

How many years? I took 6 years of German in both HS and college and still never ended up fluent.

>>81756958
Nice, more asian BACs dom tops please

>>81756959
I had two, but we had really intense course, yet I can't even remember how to get to the tube and on which calle I should cruzar to get there.

>>81756866
You listed Africans, Hispanics, East/Southeast Asians, and Indians. Literally who is left at that point?

>>81756984
sweet tender arab daddies

>>81756977

I do at least remember the basics, verb conjugation, ect... I just lack vocabulary.

https://vocaroo.com/15x3A0xkrrH5

>>81756984
he's talking about Mexicans (not all Latinos), uncultured Africans (not all africans), whatever Asians eat the most weird seafood creatures, and Hindu Indians who use cow poop for ayurvedic purposes... there's so many types of brown people from different regions, I probably haven't even seen them all

Most people on the planet are fucking brown
Grim

>>81756243
Same reason women are mad about the movie/porn industry; it sets unrealistic standards for bottoms and makes tops have insane standards.

>>81757027
But there's plenty of cute yellow guys though so it doesn't matter :>

>>81757002
I remember it too and my problem is that I can understand anything like this >>81757009, I just can't say anything back. I was forced by my parents to transalte and interprete back then the movies and news they watched on spanish tvs and did okay job every time.

>>81756416
If you wanna lose weight you're gonna have to try a little harder Story. Ever thought about going for walks?

>>81757027
in a few years when we get some more central data centers up and running most people will be AI haha

>tfw no bf who plays old and obscure games

>>81757041

I'm much better with reading written text than understanding spoken speech. Espically if it's fast and they don't enunciate the words clearly, and I'm lost if they use slag or any euphemism. I can speak back but I need a couple minutes after each sentence to formulate my reply, it isn't native.

>>81757043

I'm going to use my pedals again, but right now it's too hot to go on walks.

>>81757083
So go for walks in the evening then? As you've said in the past the pedals don't seem to do you much good. Maybe a walking pad could do you some good? Doesn't take up as much space as a treadmill, and just 15 min a day is enough to start with.

>>81757064
what are examples of "old and obscure" games?

>>81756315
Bunnymutt is most prolific rapist from here

>>81756448
Cuckbot and hue

>>81757101
The evening is cooler but really humid as well. I hate this time of year. Right now the concern is me eating better in hopes of undoing the prediabetes and not getting fatty liver disease.

https://vocaroo.com/1nF8MJYZGHIZ
hue sounds like he deserves rape

>>81756965
I like hairy Asians, they look so good with body hair

>>81757118
Well I am currently binge watching a youtuber who is covering old horror games from the ps1/ps2 era, that is a good example. Otherwise stuff like King's Quest, or anything forgotten by time. I kinda wish I had a bf to watch play games in general since I don't really enjoy them anymore, but still curious about a lot of them.

>>81757130
Yeah then let me remind you that vegetables are good for keeping you full longer, and you do not even need to cook a lot of them so you can just eat them throughout the day. Fruit too.

When someone makes the next one, remember it's supposed to be #2569

>>81757083
Are you still talking about German? Because if that's the case, I can only assume that it's not the most complicated language, the pronunciation is stressing me out, the words being lumped together is stressing me out, it's worse than Latin somehow. My brother is living in Germany and he actually picked up really well, so I assume it's not as hard as it seems.

>>81757064
>>81757118
I used to talk to a zoomer bottom and he kept calling all the games I played old even when they were only like 15 years old

>>81757215
I am a zoomer bottom (old) too and yeah those games can be considered kinda old now to the new generation, but who really cares?

>>81756958
first 3 look good
>>81757173
all look very good

My fbf will never use ai because we will both be environmentally conscious and responsible.

>>81757209

Yes. I would imagine if I plopped down in the middle of Deutschland I could adapt but it would be hard at first. maybe I'm just stupid, that's all. Most everyone who took up the language in college and kept at it until the end became fluent while I started off strong in HS then plateaued hard. They also likely spent the time outside class to really learn it while I was far too lazy for that.

>>81757228
I cared cause he refused to play any older games with me and only wanted to play fotm goyslop zogchow streamer bait games
I hope if I ever do get a bf he will like the same games as me

>>81757247
I would like to play games with my boyfriend as well, but I struggle to enjoy them... I do enjoy it with friends but for singleplayer it just feels like a drag, and I am not good at PVP games so I'd just disappoint him...

>>81756992
>sweet
>arab
nigga

>>81757258
There's plenty of fun multiplayer games out there though if that's your thing I'm sure you're fbf will enjoy playing them with you

>>81757298
Yea I know, but most of them are PVP or very skill intensive, or quite short. I've played a few with a friends and while they are fun it doesn't seem like there are *that* many.

>>81757236
I know right, it gets easier when you get familiar with the environment. The bitches I was studying with all went to Spain for couple weeks and came back better than they were and learned and familiarized themselves with the culture, I obviously couldn't go for obvious reason, but I really didn't need it. Not like I wanted to come here anyway, I didn't want it...

>>81757173
Might be the perfect asian tops ever

I've become the fattest I've ever been I've just hit 137lbs and I can no longer see my penis when looking down no wonder bottoms don't want sex with my ugly fat manlet top ass

you ain't slick you canadian bitch

>not being able to see your dick at 67 kg
bro are you like 5 feet tall or something that's a normal weight for most guys

Someone here is canadian?

Flying to Finland with bunnymutt to break meow out of insane asylum

My fbf and I will be perfectly compatible have perfect chemistry and will be able to understand each other as a subconscious level other the relationship will never work I fear

The last time I was 130lbs I was a skinny twig in HS.

>>81757397
Whoa, you're a big hefty boy. Pray that your bf will be tall and big and able to carry and roll you around.

Taking ruotsi with us

>>81756701
No they don't. Literally all fo them look better even if they're ugly. Your slop looks unnatural and gross, like dolls.
>>81756929
Spanish bf = Based
Spic bf = Cringe
Know the difference

>>81757445
I'm gonna go on a diet I can't take being fat I need to be slim I hate fat people

i miss leftypolcranksmoker

>>81757458
Yayyyy :3 (originally)

>>81757157
That's still not hue but I remember the reference
>tfw no r9gay historian bf

>>81757537
Isn't that the guy who send CP to a bunch of dudes from here?

i miss canada simp too bad he doesnt post anymore.

Its so obvious he's been behind the latest psyops it's unreal

Body/facial hair not only looks bad but it also feels weird and bad, it's literally all downside and none of the positives so of course degenerate pride going piss orgy fags love it.

Took the thoughts of my head again
Can't wait to be lasered soon

>>81757556
he hasnt posted in over a year its time to let go anon.

>>81757552
I only miss trolling him he is a pathetic loser with weird sexuality and a nazi

I don't really understand gaming with strangers, it's awkward and uncomfortable, I only enjoy single players I can beat or gaming with very close friends

>>81757408
Cuckbot = Canadian simp confirmed

>>81757526
What if your fbf takes liking in you as a soft twink?

Last train home

People who get "crushes" on strangers they seen once but thought they look good are so weird and cringe lol

didn't shower until 5pm today. i need to try and get an early night again rather than pondering death and nuclear bombs like i did last night

I miss scollace/aether poster

>>81757641
I don't want to be fat and I'm never going to have a bf no matter my weight cause I'm an ugly manlet top incapable of having sex with my tiny manlet penis
>>81757615
You've already said this about a dozen times about other posters already but now you're saying I'm him just because I'm an ugly manlet top and you hate me for being a ugly top and not a chad this is just more heartless top oppression by evil vindictive bottoms I am oppressed

>>81757668
You have duck lips and look very ugly like those overly feminized bottoms with botox. Disgusting. You should rim chadbots hairy unwashed asshole.

>>81757685
i haven't ever had any medical procedures done to me like botox or anything. i'm also married so no rimming will be happening

Cockslapping jonah

>>81757658
You mean actual crushes where they fantasize about them for longer than say... a day?
Yeah it sounds kinda odd, usually when I see a cute stranger I internally feel like I have heart pupils, and cry about how badly I'd want more men to be gay.

>>81757692
>i'm also married
You got married already jonah? Didn't you meet your bf just a few months ago?

I'm probably the only robot who is going to die a virgin in this thread. Bet that no morals fat pig story will pay an escort at some point or let some deranged simp do him.

>>81757699
NOT ALLOWED.
>>81757718
>You got married already jonah
no, i'm not married. sometimes i just say it cause it's funny, maybe one day though.

>I'm probably the only robot who is going to die
great news can't wait to see it

how did r9gay pop their cherry

>pop their cherry
>he asks on the virgin board

Would anyone ever want to get married?
I feel like it's just an additional status for a relationship and there isn't really a point to it.
I'd do it if my fbf wanted to but I can love my bf and let him live with me even without that.

>81757756
I'm going to outlive you and piss on your e grave tho whore

Marriage under God plus the legal benefits otherwise not afforded to you

There are some legal benefits to marriage and it's like a vow of devotion towards to your partner, but otherwise not that many benefits. Most people do it because it's normalised.
>>81757791
>Marriage under God
>he says in the gay general

>>81757758
i stood on a street corner and waited for the first immigrant to pass by

Funny how hue never had sex but keeps talking about sex while actual sex havers here only occasionally bring it up

Hue had sex with a broom plenty of times you pathetic incel

>>81757810
Do you know what happened when I deleted my favela monkey folder? I started spending my whole day here preaching gospel of grindr to gay incels.

Hue has claimed to have boyfriends before so *supposedly* he has had sex, but it could all be lies.

>>81757680
Okay no pressure, just saying that good-looking short twinks are allowed to put on some weight seasonally.
>>81757777
Absolutely not, I'm not going to marry anyone even if I'll have a bf one day willing to do so, unless it is necessary I'm not risking it. What if I marry a guy and we'll divorce and I'll meet someone else later and he asks me to do the same thing? Mystery of Crowning is one-time deal only, my second union won't be blessed by God, also I won't be able to wear white suit the second time. That's so stupid.

>bunnymutt sucking meows hairy sausage toes

Why would I divorce my husband whaaaaaaaa

Divorce(read: murder suicide)

>cuckbot fapping to ai generated meow blacked porn

>>81757845
Weird that you say this as a joke because I was actually considering generating meow ai BLACKED porn and posting it here but now that he's gone that idea has lost it's meaning

Meow died so bunnymutt could live. Give me bosnian bunny and I'm content.

Bunny did come back earlier this year didn't he? But people kept making fun of him so he left again.

get the kiwi back in here too

>>81757885
I did see people were making fun of his piss fetish but I don't think he was here when that happened

>>81757655
Hurrr le rainbow coalition chud. No. I don't support pedophiles just because we're both not heteronormative or whatever bullshit leftist term you want to use.

>>81757885
That was 2024 mister mutt. You were having shota sex while he was merely fapping to shota.

>>81757898
No he came back not that long ago, but didn't stay, just popped in the thread to say hello I guess.

>>81757900
Whats the r9gay coalition

I might fix the timeline after I eat early dinner. Not really hungry but dont wanna buy something home and food here is free

>>81757927
Post proof or it didn't happen. That was 2024. And he got bullied with religious posts and trolled but he didn't come back in 2025. There were some suspected bunny posts but those are still unconfirmed. Last we know is he left this place to focus on his college.

>>81757822
I actually feel like despite all the weight I've gained my stomach fat hasn't increased much but my torso seems larger and more block like
>>81757777
I want to get married to my future boywife because if we have boychildren together I want them to have a boymother and know that I love their boymother very much and show them how to treat a boyish boy boy properly

dootchie i came back but decided to ghost you again ;-;

I spend so much time fantasizing about proposing to my fbf it's crazy, I want to put a ring on his finger and kiss him and pick him up and whirl him around while we laugh with joy, fuck my stupid retard life.

>>81757961
You weight 65 kilos, you're not that fat. If it went into your chest or shoulders or even hips and you still kept your waist then it's a good weight.

>>81757977
i want none of that shit. if i ever be pretty i won't be dating ever, just hooking up cus no guy would ever date me

>>81757951
I remember something about it, but I can't find it in the archive so I will concede and say I'm misremembering. Oh well.

hello bread hello??

I want bunnymutt to piss on me with his big cock and hope he'll let me do the same to him

>>81757900
I just simply don't care, as long as I get to date men, I couldn't care less if someone "accepts" me or celebrates the fact I like cock, or represents it.
I just want to date men and that's about it, If I can do that, I'll be content.
I have the same energy when it comes to trans ppl, I don't care, they can do what they want.

>>81758047
Not even page 10 settle down whore. I'll make it in fee minutes

Thread's about to page 10!!
Please evacuate to >>81758105 in an orderly fashion.

isn't it supposed to be 2569 since op put wrong number

>>81758155
Yes but OP is always retarded

start over repeat start over

>>81758031
Happens to the best of us des

>>81753668
huh, deleted? what was the reason? not supposed to post personal pictures or something? im still pretty new to r9k itself, despite being on this hellhole for over a decade