Thread 81750918

>send your kid to a Christian summer camp
>"God" sends a flood to kill them
Damn, maybe if they prayed some more they might have been saved.

how do you even die in a flood like lmao just stand on something

>>81750918 (OP)
Don't you have any unsucked cocks you could be more worried about, Destiny?

>>81750926
Because it was the middle of the night and the water rose 8 meters in 45 minutes.

>>81751415
that's a meter every 5.62 minutes, or 177mm per minute. if you can't outrun water rising at 177mm per minute there's something wrong with your legs. was it a camp for people in wheelchairs?

>>81750926
Flash floods are serious shit. Entire lakes can form within hours.

>t. lives in a flood zone

>>81750918 (OP)
Consider the following: they were Raptured and we're all stuck on this hell planet that we hate.

>>81750918 (OP)
The Christian god is a a war god actually

>>81751433
Nigga, it is the middle of the night and everyone is a sleep. By the time the water reached them, the entire area was probably flooded and prevented them from escape.

>>81750918 (OP)
This camp was built in a literal floodplain and it's not even the first time. Americans are retarded and cut corners for money and hate government oversight, they apparently don't understand why the obvious happens

>>81751468
some democrats said maybe they shouldn't have defunded the NOAA and they're malding and saying the left is gloating

>>81751517
Nobody with a brain will fall for that one anon. Come on, that's not even bait

>>81751517
Meteorological predictions are generally untrustworthy though. Forest fires are much more managable and should be a thing of the past.

>>81750918 (OP)
>it's in the news
>so it must be true
Are you fucking retarded niggers serious? You're thinking they would post the truth in "the news"? WHY? WHY WOULD THEY EVER, EVER DO THAT?
>Who benefits from posting 78 dead white children in THE NEWS, hmmm, I wonder who would do this... Such a mystery...
KYS if you are posting about this

>read "newz"
>believe it because it was written and there was a video
I can write something right now and post a video too, does that make it believable?
Why would you ever do this, seriously

>>81751542
>Flash Flood Alley is known as one of the most flood-prone regions in the U.S. due to its high susceptibility to flash flooding with steep terrain, shallow soil and repeated high rainfall events.
Hmmmmmmm

>>81751562
>noooo everything is fake!!
Rightoid cope

>>81751609
Yes, everything is fake

>>81751642
You forgot to include gay as well

>>81751609
Shouldn't everyone who is reasonable and seeks the truth be skeptical of the desires of powerful institutions that control social narratives? Not to say this particular story is fake, of course. It has been quite strange to see progs and leftists start taking the words of the capitalist government and gigantic evil megacorporations as gospel to "own those dumb right wingers" over the last 20 years.

You literally deserve to die for doing this
>something was written or spoken about somewhere
>therefore it must be true
You realize literally anyone could do this about anything? And when some specific group of persons own a "TV News station," they are more legitimate? WHY? WHY THE FUCK AND HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU FALL FOR THIS? Do you have a brain?
I believe almost everything else over believing in "text" or "videos" made by other humans for whatever nefarious purposes they have. I believe in schizophrenic gut instinct 1000000 times more than TV news.

>>81751667
>muh jews
>muh niggers
>muh shitskins
>muh globalists
Yes, rightoids are truly towers of intellectual prowess and high-minded skeptical inquiry

They didn't post DEUS VULT
or Christ is King enough.

>>81750936
Don't you have choir boys to molest?

Legitimate question to boomers:
If the TV told you to jump off a cliff, would you do it? Don't answer that. Of course you would, anything else would be anti-semitic.

>>81751461
Nigga, it's fucking water, just swim

>>81751686
This is a deeply disingenuous response, Anon. Come on now. Skepticism of power should be a bipartisan issue. I understand you are baiting but this isn't very high-effort. If even retarded cuckservatives can raise their eyebrows at something a trillion dollar megacorporation presents as truth, surely the intellectual heavyweights of progressivism can manage the same?

>>81751722
They're both retarded. You should know this as a Mike Judge fan

>dying to water
Anyone who dies to water is too black to live, fake story

>>81751744
I am not a "fan" of Mike Judge, I think he's okay and a bit overrated by Gen X and older Millennials.

>They're both retarded.
My expectation is that people just show some level of skepticism towards institutions run by unaccountable psychopaths. I was quite disappointed when I finally got through to my family about not always trusting what the TV says only for them to immediately start trusting whatever the YouTuber says.

I pray to god that he will send a flood to wipe out everyone who cannot swim, Amen

>>81751760
I read this earlier in the year, was great. Many of our problems are structural. We are in need of a paradigm shift and that means openness to new ideas and listening rather than arguing. You already know that's not our cultural moment

>>81750918 (OP)
Probably they were being gays and deserved it. I bet there were trans kids at that camp and everyone was cheering them on.

Conspiratard's idea of skepticism = never believe anything ever unless it's something they personally support

>>81751802
It's probably best to drown all of Texas just in case one maybe tried crossdressing once and enjoyed themselves
>Exterminatus

>>81751807
>Conspiratard's idea of skepticism = never believe anything ever unless it's something they personally support
This and so based. Living like this is truly bliss and very intelligent. What benefit can I gain from believing evil lies that my enemies tell me? I don't even want to think or consider of it actually, and I will not, including dead ***** *****. I will just believe in positive things that benefit my existence.

>>81751802
Gay and trans kids don't deserve to die lmao

>>81751827
>anon don't go there that camp is on a floodplain
I wonder what benefits you might derive indeed

>>81751845
...you think they put this in the TV news because they're worried people will die in the floodplain? :|
If I heard this from my neighbor I would surely believe it 100%, but there's no way the government/people in control are that worried about you.

>>81751858
>don't shoot the economy in the head
More liberal propaganda, kek

>>81751871
What the actual fuck are you talking about you schizophrenic homeless nigger

>>81751878
When your neighbors warn you about something, and it's right-wing skullduggery, maybe they are just worried about you coming to a bad end rather than being brainwashed leftists.

>>81751843
They absolutely do
You especially

>>81751976
We will all die eventually anon. Including you, thankfully.

>>81750918 (OP)
Satanic techbros killed those kids, actually

>>81751990
Watch. Now that you have said this, Bezos will live forever as a cyborg that is connected to the brains of every single human alive, and he will spend all day and night mentally raping every single living thing he can get his hands on, almost forever. The sun will die out and he and his human fuckslaves of various ages, sexes and ethnicities will be kept alive for an incomprehensibly long time using incomprehensible technology that allows for a single second of solar energy to be preserved and power his rapecraft (like a spacecraft for rape) even after the last lights of the universe go out. In ten trillion years, the last light in his rapecraft (see definition prior) shall flicker, and humanity will finally be free from the Bezos Rapeborg, but the last experience any living thing has shall be getting perforated by a trillion monstrous penises tearing through every pore in its body as its ability to feel pain is enhanced beyond human understanding by futuristic rapenologies (technologies for rape).

>kikes celebrating the death of children.
Yeah LOL

>>81752281
Christian Nationalists deserve hell.

>>81752353
Good for you jew

>>81752407
Jesus is Jewish

>>81750918 (OP)
Lower realm scumbags are dining out on this tragedy but God really had nothing to do with it. The place was in a known flood-zone and the local government had removed warning systems to save on costs.

>>81752433
>The place was in a known flood-zone and the local government had removed warning systems to save on costs.
God works in mysterious ways. Amen

>>81752444
Say what you want but in a sane system there would've been ample warning for such a thing.

>>81752077
Nice dubs, very scary story. I give 9/10, thx for effortposting

>>81752459
I know that and you know that, but telling the people in power won't do anything, so what else can you do besides sit back and say, "I told you so. Enjoy your dead kids?"

>>81752466
>Story
Uh oh.

>>81752428
>jews brain on copium
>what is new covenant
Lmfao Jesus forgives you even if you believe he is boiling in excrement.

>>81752478
Yeah it's pretty well fucked. Explains why properties next to rivers are so cheap.

>>81752506
"Anyone who sets aside one of the least of these commands and teaches others accordingly will be called least in the kingdom of heaven, but whoever practices and teaches these commands will be called great in the kingdom of heaven."
Matthew 5:19

"If you love Me, keep My commandments."
John 14:15

>>81752488
Scary pepes