I'm a born and bred Aussie. But this country is fucking retarded. First of all, everyone is a hyper extroverted, over socialised, sheep brained retard who only care about drinking, partying and watching retarded games of sportsball. It's a nightmare for an introverted autist like me.

The barbecues and social gatherings here suck. You get invited to someone's house, and they're like "Oh Anon, we're having a barbecue this weekend if you wanna come. Just byo drinks, byo snacks, byo meat that you'll have to barbecue yourself and byo chair. The only point to showing up to someone's house for dinner or for a barbecue is to get free food. But the cunts in this country expect you to bring your own shit, cook it yourself, just so that you can sit there talking to some normie, suburban fuckwit for several hours about the sportsball. Like, why on Earth would I want to do that? At least be a bit hospitable and give me free food if you want me to waste my evening socialising with a bunch insufferable cunts.

Most Aussies act like fucking Jews. They won't give you ice in winter. They have a big house with a swimming pool and several 70K pick up trucks (utes) in the driveway. But they can't spare a few bucks to provide some food and drinks to their guests who they invited over.

>>81752256 (OP)
Australia is completely devastated and ruined

>go to brisbane cbd (George, Ann, Margaret, Elizabeth, Adelaide Street)
>homeless and drug addicts walking around everywhere, many screaming at women walking by
>go to sydney cbd (York, Sussex, Pitt, Bourke, Brougham Street)
>homeless and drug addicts walking around everywhere, many screaming at women walking by
>go to melbourne cbd (Lonsdale, Bourke, Collins, Flinders Lane)
>homeless and drug addicts walking around everywhere, many screaming at women walking by
>most all homeless or addicts I see are white, tattoos, piercings, drug problems
>drug addicts like zombies, prostitution during daylight, shoplifting to violent crimes, homeless tents everywhere
>whites, who won't work for slave wages, who know there ARE work protection laws, are not hired. pushing them to the bottom of society. THAT is where they destroy themselves FOR the government with drug abuse etc
>kill Holden because Australian wages were high. They only kept the Australian factories open because they got a bunch of money from the Australian government
>chinese and indians buying up land/businesses and homes, while we keep importing them over by the boatload, replacing the anglo-saxon stock

>>81752256 (OP)
I've only met a few aussies here in the states, but from online presence the country seems totally cucked.
My mental image of them is crocodile dunde, but the reality is just hot sand Europe on a speedrun to be a Chinese colony
It's unfortunate because the country could be so cool

>>81752256 (OP)
Yeah shit sucks here man. I despise everyone. Even the nerds here are only nerds to be extraverted and play dnd with whores. All my friends are disgusting normalfags and every woman I meet is an insufferable cunt.

>>81752256 (OP)
New zealand isn't any better either

>>81752971
What's your life like in new Zealand

>>81752256 (OP)
at least you get invited to people houses...meanwhile i'm a friendless loser here in this extroverted hellhole.
gaming sucks so much as well. no gaming population so no company wants to risk oce/au servers

>>81752971
Are you in Auckland? Do you wanna be friends?

Is the obsession with overpriced cars universal across the country or is it just a rural area thing? I know city folk love they electric hybrids.

>>81752971
>>81752256 (OP)
Moving to your countries in my dream. I cant wait to live western europe. Its a complete shithole

>>81752994
I don't leave my bedroom

>>81752256 (OP)
Aussie NEET here. I barely go outside. I feel completely alienated from Australian culture, despite the fact that I've never once been to another country. Haven't had a friend in years.

>>81753488
im in auckland, lets be friends :D

my discord: 3838583727383

>>81752256 (OP)
popping in to say that I also do not have any friends. Although coworkers have invited me out twice which was nice of them. So I guess in that way it is more an issue about me being avoidant. Still, I would venture to guess that the culture here makes you feel like more of a piece of shit than you would say in America.

i'm also a self-hating aussie. I fucking hate this retard country.
being a nerd in a country like this is degrading
anybody wanna be friends and complain about australia?

>>81752256 (OP)
From what I've heard of your country its so cucked and I'm sorry. Australians sound really cool and hot though

>>81752256 (OP)
well you are a prison colony.

>>81753878
>Australians sound really cool and hot though
they aren't

>>81753924
You can definitely tell that there was a lot of inbreeding happening amongst the convict population

And we don't even get good neetbux.

Australian girls are super cute. I need one in my life ASAP

>>81752256 (OP)
>Be winter in Australia
>Be fucking cold in doors because shit insulation
>Complain about it
>"Oi yah cunt just wear a fuckin jacket you dog be grateful you got a home!"
Fuck this country

>>81753628
It's an everyone thing, everyone must have the latest stupid base model hybrid BMW or something similar

>>81753755
>>81753800
>>81753800

Sup friends

How do you be born a blue blooded Aussie like me (family on both sides literally here since the 1800s, all great-grandparents born here) and yet be totally alien from it?
I never understood my fellow Australians.

I'm not le special snowflake but fuck I hate it here. I might just hate it anywhere though. I'm a resentful, jaded, person.

As someone else said, not even the nerds in this country are worth befriending.

The working class here sucks. People will screw you over for literally no benefit to themselves, just because they can. Everyone has the mentality of a 12 year old boy during a game of lunchtime rugby. That is the actual thought process of the Australian working man.

>>81752327
>prostitution during daylight
what? where? I've never seen any prostitutes in this country

>>81753755
>>81753800
>>81753800
I feel ya bros.

>>81755785
Australia is a vapid, culture-less, suburban wasteland. Downstream to America and its poisons - mass consumerism, atomised society, etc.
If you're sufficiently autistic once you look behind the curtain and catch a glimpse at the true face of Australian culture and society it becomes hard to give a shit about playing along with it and its meaninglessness.
Following which, if you're a sperg, you just double down on your already solitary hobbies and alienate yourself as a result.

its sydney's fault, they got worked by jew media back in the 1850s that "the jolly old English game of Rugby" should be our national sport instead of the ultra based AFL because the jew fears the drop punt, like imagine if half of americans played football and half played soccer, at least if we were united on that front we could all make friends by working toward something we can be proud of, but yeah sydney ruined it

I like Australia. I wouldn't talk to anyone anyway if I lived somewhere else so the people don't bother me none. Nice environment, generous welfare system, far away from the northern hemisphere and the inevitable nuclear holocaust which will destroy them, etc.