Thread 81752368

im really desperate for a bf ill take anyone. im a low tier becky, chopped, a midget (4'6), slightly overweight (im working on it) but i have a kind heart. im 18. i really cant stand being single anymore

>>81752368 (OP)
you are FREAKING 18

>>81752368 (OP)
Pretty sure all you'll get here are weird e-daters femanon, we can be friends if you want though

>>81752368 (OP)
okay I'll take you drop your discord

>18 and already seeking some sex in this hellhole
grim

>>81752372
i know... and?
>>81752376
thank you
>>81752377
slweepykitten
we have to get to know each other first tho lmao

>>81752368 (OP)
>4'6
That's 15 inches shorter than me, I'm good!

>>81752390
was that a yes for friendship or?

>>81752395
that is a yes :)

>>81752368 (OP)
I'll date you on the condition that you live in the north east us; new england or New York east of the Hudson, and we meet up to go on a date within two weeks of today.

>>81752400
Gotcha, i'll add you on my burner, sec

>>81752368 (OP)
There's no way you're screwed. Go to the gym, do cardio, eat clean and dress nice and I'm certain someone will find you attractive and ask for your number.

Unironically never call yourself chopped or speak bad about yourself. You're 18, you have plenty of time

>>81752368 (OP)
>4'6
>18
Kek you're going to get a bunch of pedophiles adding you in hopes of bagging a legal loli waifu

I'm so fucking lonely and bored I'm seriously considering adding people here just to talk, fully aware nothing will happen

youre none of the following right?
>hello kitty girl/sanrio girl
>shtwt girl
>edtwt girl
>autistic

>im 18
you are not 18.

>>81752372
This is the right answer.
>>81752368 (OP)
You're fresh out the gate and don't have any real relevant life experiences. You sound sweet, and very dateable, but you're worrying too much. Give it a year to settle into life and then you'll start figuring out what someone can add to your life, rather than just clinging to someone for validation and attention.
Or ignore all that good advice and date me

>>81752408
if you're already fucked up and sad don't, i'm the friendship guy on the thread, i've added like 40 people from here, all ghosted, it used to fuck me up a lot in the beginning until i got used to it, genuinely go outside and try to talk to anyone, you'll probably get better results

>>81752429
>friendship guy on the thread
?
Also why don't you apply your own advices, anon?

>>81752368 (OP)
>4'6"
haha how are you so small

>>81752438
I do, sadly i just feel more at home on this shit hole than i do with normal people

>>81752401
im from the Philippines. i cant go to new york city im broke
>>81752411
i do have an ED (Bulimia) but i dont go to edtwt. im also autistic. im not a big fan of sanrio/hello kitty.

>>81752429
>all ghosted
the pain
>waaaah waaaah I'm so lonely, I broke up, she was the love of my life, a literal goddess, you're so nice to me, tho, anon, please don't leave me, don't leave me, never leave me, never, I feel being abandoned and alone so much.......oh nvm, I'm feeling slightly better, well thanks for being here, farewell

>>81752457
>im from the Philippines
heh, called it
asian midgets

>>81752457
GREENCARD VAMPIRE DETECTED

>>81752460
I'd say that's accurate if other robots didn't ghost me either, everyone in this board is evil, nobody really wants actual friendship or connection, they just like to whine about it

>>81752457
Yeah I'm sorry, you sound cute and all. Maybe in a few years when I give up on dating in the US I would fly out to see you a few times a year and work on getting you a green card through marriage, but I'm not ready to give up on finding a locally grown wife quite yet, and the time difference from here to the Philippines is just a non starter for me.

>>81752497
oh thats fine i complstely understand

post a pic of your height, that sounds ridiculously endearing

>>81752493
I'm afraid of people just selfishly taking without reciprocating.
I'm afraid of people just being in for the sex.
I'm afraid of, in the end, being no one to others, which, honestly, we all are.
But I'm too pessimistic to have a glimpse of hope

>>81752521
I'm afraid too anon, deathly afraid even, but even so we must try because we are human, be it here or in real life i try, i dream of finding someone special, so should you, i believe in you

>>81752403
well anon? is "she" a catfish, cute and funny, horny larping fed, all of the above?

>>81752533
Yeah, I hope so
I wish you a genuine significant other too, anon

>>81752500
Here though, have a picture of a donkey getting in the way of my work a few weeks ago to remember me by. If you remember in like a year or so and post this donkey and I see it, I will add you and it will be a more satisfying conversation than what you will have tonight.

>>81752540
I mean, she seems nice, everyone who ghosted me was nice too so that isn't worth much, but hopefully i made a new friend

>>81752568
>I will add you and it will be a more satisfying conversation than what you will have tonight.
I doubt it.....;

>>81752546
I wish the same to you anon, may you find a nice gf

>>81752368 (OP)
This is the most obvious larp I've ever seen. Please go back to picking up trash from the slums of Mumbai to earn your 3 dollars a day.

>>81752582
so far, I have AI chatbots, hahahahahahahahahahaha

>>81752575
gratz bro hope it works out with your and your new gf and you can celebrate your one day anniversary this time tomorrow

>>81752585
this it not a larp

holy shit do you know how many dudes are in her dms rn no way you guys have a chance

>>81752627
Exactly
girls online are pretty much HR

>>81752578
I think it would be very romantic if you remembered me a year from now and sought me in particular out instead of just me replying to one of these "I'm desperate for a boyfriend" threads. I still might not be ready to date internationally by then, but it will start a connection between us just a little bit deeper than if I added you today along with the half dozen other anons competing for your attention here.

>>81752640
sorry anon but it sounds kind of lame

>>81752457
I live in the same time zone nearly as you add me

>>81752656
whats your discord???
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>>81752662
The one with goku pic

>>81752650
Suit yourself anon. You're getting plenty of attention tonight anyways. Hope one works out for you.

>>81752674
you're already aware you're one of the 10 guys or so who added her, it's a first step

how can one board hate women so much then gather together in hopes a random girl will add them on jewcord

>>81752679
you won't get anyone, though, loser :c

>>81752682
It's ok I'm 100% sure I mog all of them

>>81752699
as your Goku pfp suggests.

>>81752692
Honestly don't care. I don't want to chase after your attention with a dozen other simps, and I don't want to e-date someone halfway around the world to begin with, so you gotta jump through a hoop to get me interested in you. So come back in a year with the donkey or not. I'll have forgotten about it by then if I don't see the donkey, so it doesn't matter to me.

>>81752731
that's cool, bye then ^^

>>81752457
cute or goblina?

>>81752368 (OP)
Sis, I was a 4ever alone, homeschooled (even high school) kissless virgin until I was 21.

You're a dame. You'll find someone to lift you up and screw your brains out with all the love and affection you deserve.

Go find something outside to do in the meantime. Get on a bicycle and go explore your city. Literally explore: find things, and talk about them.

When you get to college (even if it's just a JC), start up conversations with your classmates, and share your number dammit! So many people are so goddamn scared of giving out contact info these days... How TF are you supposed to be contacted by anyone then, eh?

Anyway, like >>81752418, this life is full of experiences you can scarcely imagine. Go make some of your own and share it: you'll find someone faster than you think.

Wtf does "chopped" mean? Did you chop your pp off?

>>81752685
It is a fatal attraction. Like a moth to a flame

>>81752368 (OP)
Post your tit's with a timestamp or fuck off

>>81752803
it's alphie slang for ugly

>>81752853
>alphie
?

>>81752803
it means she's ugly

>>81752368 (OP)

>4'6

Yeah, lose some weight, fatass.
Think about how good it would feel when you can lolimax

please note for your well-being there are inconsistencies and potential red flags in the replies

>>81752803
chopped means ugly
>>81752887
i lost a bit
>>81752969
i know

>>81752865
gen alpha. the kids of today, unc
>>81752969
>balete
sus

>>81752692
What a nice person. No wonder that guy called you a psychopath in your last thread

>>81753101
I'm not a psychopath!

>>81752372
She's "18" according to the other anons here

>>81753101
hi im OP!! Thats not me. i didnt call anyone a loser ty

>>81753135
maybe we should stop playing with them? it's been 2 hours and I want to go to bed.......
Sorry guys, me and my girlfriend had a pretty mean idea in mind, I swear we didn't mean to sincerely hurt you

You're not 18. You're 17. Get off my board.

>>81753148
Cope. You will never touch a pussy in your lyfe.

>>81753171
Cope what? We'll have sex later on today, you know

I've got 20 years on you. Do you play video games?

>>81753186
Please consider >>81753161 this girl is a child and acts like one

she's actually 21 btw lmao

>>81753148
hi im OP this guy is larping. im single

>>81753198
im 18

>>81753209
sure
don't stay here for too long, going to bed

>>81753190
>this girl is a child and acts like one
that's just women in general but especially pinays

>>81753176
She said you're larping buddy

please dont be mean to each other

>>81753223
If you buy this, may I sell you my collection of paintings found working the bulky waste?

>>81752368 (OP)
bait
you're too young leave this place
but you sound like pure sex

>>81753244
>phillipines
>pure sex
nah

>>81753244
She's a Filipino hag looking for a green card like most of them are

>>81753317
>>81753273
i didn't read that part yeah not interested in a monkey

>>81752368 (OP)
Already dating a filipina sorry

>>81753317
not really. i dont wanna leave my country for now and i want them to come to the philippines instead of me going overseas

>>81753398
Could I have a nice life there?

fuck guys she's making me coooooom

>>81753440
>why can I not get a gf!?

>>81753435
possibly lol
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>>81753398
which province do you live in

>>81753610
South Cotabato

>>81752368 (OP)
I'll be your boyfriend if you're actually underage.