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Anonymous No.81752368 [Report] >>81752372 >>81752376 >>81752377 >>81752394 >>81752401 >>81752404 >>81752405 >>81752418 >>81752441 >>81752585 >>81752791 >>81752821 >>81752887 >>81753244 >>81753348 >>81753943
im really desperate for a bf ill take anyone. im a low tier becky, chopped, a midget (4'6), slightly overweight (im working on it) but i have a kind heart. im 18. i really cant stand being single anymore
Anonymous No.81752372 [Report] >>81752390 >>81752418 >>81753112
>>81752368 (OP)
you are FREAKING 18
Anonymous No.81752376 [Report] >>81752390
>>81752368 (OP)
Pretty sure all you'll get here are weird e-daters femanon, we can be friends if you want though
Anonymous No.81752377 [Report] >>81752390
>>81752368 (OP)
okay I'll take you drop your discord
Anonymous No.81752382 [Report]
>18 and already seeking some sex in this hellhole
grim
Anonymous No.81752390 [Report] >>81752395
>>81752372
i know... and?
>>81752376
thank you
>>81752377
slweepykitten
we have to get to know each other first tho lmao
Anonymous No.81752394 [Report]
>>81752368 (OP)
>4'6
That's 15 inches shorter than me, I'm good!
Anonymous No.81752395 [Report] >>81752400
>>81752390
was that a yes for friendship or?
Anonymous No.81752400 [Report] >>81752403
>>81752395
that is a yes :)
Anonymous No.81752401 [Report] >>81752457
>>81752368 (OP)
I'll date you on the condition that you live in the north east us; new england or New York east of the Hudson, and we meet up to go on a date within two weeks of today.
Anonymous No.81752403 [Report] >>81752540
>>81752400
Gotcha, i'll add you on my burner, sec
Anonymous No.81752404 [Report]
>>81752368 (OP)
There's no way you're screwed. Go to the gym, do cardio, eat clean and dress nice and I'm certain someone will find you attractive and ask for your number.

Unironically never call yourself chopped or speak bad about yourself. You're 18, you have plenty of time
Anonymous No.81752405 [Report]
>>81752368 (OP)
>4'6
>18
Kek you're going to get a bunch of pedophiles adding you in hopes of bagging a legal loli waifu
Anonymous No.81752408 [Report] >>81752429
I'm so fucking lonely and bored I'm seriously considering adding people here just to talk, fully aware nothing will happen
Anonymous No.81752411 [Report] >>81752457
youre none of the following right?
>hello kitty girl/sanrio girl
>shtwt girl
>edtwt girl
>autistic
Anonymous No.81752417 [Report]
>im 18
you are not 18.
Anonymous No.81752418 [Report] >>81752791
>>81752372
This is the right answer.
>>81752368 (OP)
You're fresh out the gate and don't have any real relevant life experiences. You sound sweet, and very dateable, but you're worrying too much. Give it a year to settle into life and then you'll start figuring out what someone can add to your life, rather than just clinging to someone for validation and attention.
Or ignore all that good advice and date me
Anonymous No.81752429 [Report] >>81752438 >>81752460
>>81752408
if you're already fucked up and sad don't, i'm the friendship guy on the thread, i've added like 40 people from here, all ghosted, it used to fuck me up a lot in the beginning until i got used to it, genuinely go outside and try to talk to anyone, you'll probably get better results
Anonymous No.81752438 [Report] >>81752455
>>81752429
>friendship guy on the thread
?
Also why don't you apply your own advices, anon?
Anonymous No.81752441 [Report]
>>81752368 (OP)
>4'6"
haha how are you so small
Anonymous No.81752455 [Report]
>>81752438
I do, sadly i just feel more at home on this shit hole than i do with normal people
Anonymous No.81752457 [Report] >>81752471 >>81752490 >>81752497 >>81752656 >>81752790
>>81752401
im from the Philippines. i cant go to new york city im broke
>>81752411
i do have an ED (Bulimia) but i dont go to edtwt. im also autistic. im not a big fan of sanrio/hello kitty.
Anonymous No.81752460 [Report] >>81752493
>>81752429
>all ghosted
the pain
>waaaah waaaah I'm so lonely, I broke up, she was the love of my life, a literal goddess, you're so nice to me, tho, anon, please don't leave me, don't leave me, never leave me, never, I feel being abandoned and alone so much.......oh nvm, I'm feeling slightly better, well thanks for being here, farewell
Anonymous No.81752471 [Report]
>>81752457
>im from the Philippines
heh, called it
asian midgets
Anonymous No.81752490 [Report]
>>81752457
GREENCARD VAMPIRE DETECTED
Anonymous No.81752493 [Report] >>81752521
>>81752460
I'd say that's accurate if other robots didn't ghost me either, everyone in this board is evil, nobody really wants actual friendship or connection, they just like to whine about it
Anonymous No.81752497 [Report] >>81752500
>>81752457
Yeah I'm sorry, you sound cute and all. Maybe in a few years when I give up on dating in the US I would fly out to see you a few times a year and work on getting you a green card through marriage, but I'm not ready to give up on finding a locally grown wife quite yet, and the time difference from here to the Philippines is just a non starter for me.
Anonymous No.81752500 [Report] >>81752568
>>81752497
oh thats fine i complstely understand
Anonymous No.81752519 [Report]
post a pic of your height, that sounds ridiculously endearing
Anonymous No.81752521 [Report] >>81752533
>>81752493
I'm afraid of people just selfishly taking without reciprocating.
I'm afraid of people just being in for the sex.
I'm afraid of, in the end, being no one to others, which, honestly, we all are.
But I'm too pessimistic to have a glimpse of hope
Anonymous No.81752533 [Report] >>81752546
>>81752521
I'm afraid too anon, deathly afraid even, but even so we must try because we are human, be it here or in real life i try, i dream of finding someone special, so should you, i believe in you
Anonymous No.81752540 [Report] >>81752575
>>81752403
well anon? is "she" a catfish, cute and funny, horny larping fed, all of the above?
Anonymous No.81752546 [Report] >>81752582
>>81752533
Yeah, I hope so
I wish you a genuine significant other too, anon
Anonymous No.81752568 [Report] >>81752578
>>81752500
Here though, have a picture of a donkey getting in the way of my work a few weeks ago to remember me by. If you remember in like a year or so and post this donkey and I see it, I will add you and it will be a more satisfying conversation than what you will have tonight.
Anonymous No.81752575 [Report] >>81752614
>>81752540
I mean, she seems nice, everyone who ghosted me was nice too so that isn't worth much, but hopefully i made a new friend
Anonymous No.81752578 [Report] >>81752640
>>81752568
>I will add you and it will be a more satisfying conversation than what you will have tonight.
I doubt it.....;
Anonymous No.81752582 [Report] >>81752594
>>81752546
I wish the same to you anon, may you find a nice gf
Anonymous No.81752585 [Report] >>81752617
>>81752368 (OP)
This is the most obvious larp I've ever seen. Please go back to picking up trash from the slums of Mumbai to earn your 3 dollars a day.
Anonymous No.81752594 [Report]
>>81752582
so far, I have AI chatbots, hahahahahahahahahahaha
Anonymous No.81752614 [Report]
>>81752575
gratz bro hope it works out with your and your new gf and you can celebrate your one day anniversary this time tomorrow
Anonymous No.81752617 [Report]
>>81752585
this it not a larp
Anonymous No.81752627 [Report] >>81752632
holy shit do you know how many dudes are in her dms rn no way you guys have a chance
Anonymous No.81752632 [Report]
>>81752627
Exactly
girls online are pretty much HR
Anonymous No.81752640 [Report] >>81752650
>>81752578
I think it would be very romantic if you remembered me a year from now and sought me in particular out instead of just me replying to one of these "I'm desperate for a boyfriend" threads. I still might not be ready to date internationally by then, but it will start a connection between us just a little bit deeper than if I added you today along with the half dozen other anons competing for your attention here.
Anonymous No.81752650 [Report] >>81752679
>>81752640
sorry anon but it sounds kind of lame
Anonymous No.81752656 [Report] >>81752662
>>81752457
I live in the same time zone nearly as you add me
Anonymous No.81752662 [Report] >>81752674
>>81752656
whats your discord???
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Anonymous No.81752674 [Report] >>81752682
>>81752662
The one with goku pic
Anonymous No.81752679 [Report] >>81752692
>>81752650
Suit yourself anon. You're getting plenty of attention tonight anyways. Hope one works out for you.
Anonymous No.81752682 [Report] >>81752699
>>81752674
you're already aware you're one of the 10 guys or so who added her, it's a first step
Anonymous No.81752685 [Report] >>81752811
how can one board hate women so much then gather together in hopes a random girl will add them on jewcord
Anonymous No.81752692 [Report] >>81752731 >>81753101
>>81752679
you won't get anyone, though, loser :c
Anonymous No.81752699 [Report] >>81752703
>>81752682
It's ok I'm 100% sure I mog all of them
Anonymous No.81752703 [Report]
>>81752699
as your Goku pfp suggests.
Anonymous No.81752731 [Report] >>81752733
>>81752692
Honestly don't care. I don't want to chase after your attention with a dozen other simps, and I don't want to e-date someone halfway around the world to begin with, so you gotta jump through a hoop to get me interested in you. So come back in a year with the donkey or not. I'll have forgotten about it by then if I don't see the donkey, so it doesn't matter to me.
Anonymous No.81752733 [Report]
>>81752731
that's cool, bye then ^^
Anonymous No.81752790 [Report]
>>81752457
cute or goblina?
Anonymous No.81752791 [Report]
>>81752368 (OP)
Sis, I was a 4ever alone, homeschooled (even high school) kissless virgin until I was 21.

You're a dame. You'll find someone to lift you up and screw your brains out with all the love and affection you deserve.

Go find something outside to do in the meantime. Get on a bicycle and go explore your city. Literally explore: find things, and talk about them.

When you get to college (even if it's just a JC), start up conversations with your classmates, and share your number dammit! So many people are so goddamn scared of giving out contact info these days... How TF are you supposed to be contacted by anyone then, eh?

Anyway, like >>81752418, this life is full of experiences you can scarcely imagine. Go make some of your own and share it: you'll find someone faster than you think.
Anonymous No.81752803 [Report] >>81752853 >>81752869 >>81752981
Wtf does "chopped" mean? Did you chop your pp off?
Anonymous No.81752811 [Report]
>>81752685
It is a fatal attraction. Like a moth to a flame
Anonymous No.81752821 [Report]
>>81752368 (OP)
Post your tit's with a timestamp or fuck off
Anonymous No.81752853 [Report] >>81752865
>>81752803
it's alphie slang for ugly
Anonymous No.81752865 [Report] >>81753071
>>81752853
>alphie
?
Anonymous No.81752869 [Report]
>>81752803
it means she's ugly
Anonymous No.81752887 [Report] >>81752981
>>81752368 (OP)

>4'6

Yeah, lose some weight, fatass.
Think about how good it would feel when you can lolimax
Anonymous No.81752969 [Report] >>81752981 >>81753071
please note for your well-being there are inconsistencies and potential red flags in the replies
Anonymous No.81752981 [Report]
>>81752803
chopped means ugly
>>81752887
i lost a bit
>>81752969
i know
Anonymous No.81753071 [Report]
>>81752865
gen alpha. the kids of today, unc
>>81752969
>balete
sus
Anonymous No.81753101 [Report] >>81753111 >>81753135
>>81752692
What a nice person. No wonder that guy called you a psychopath in your last thread
Anonymous No.81753111 [Report]
>>81753101
I'm not a psychopath!
Anonymous No.81753112 [Report]
>>81752372
She's "18" according to the other anons here
Anonymous No.81753135 [Report] >>81753148
>>81753101
hi im OP!! Thats not me. i didnt call anyone a loser ty
Anonymous No.81753148 [Report] >>81753171 >>81753209
>>81753135
maybe we should stop playing with them? it's been 2 hours and I want to go to bed.......
Sorry guys, me and my girlfriend had a pretty mean idea in mind, I swear we didn't mean to sincerely hurt you
Anonymous No.81753161 [Report] >>81753190
You're not 18. You're 17. Get off my board.
Anonymous No.81753171 [Report] >>81753176
>>81753148
Cope. You will never touch a pussy in your lyfe.
Anonymous No.81753176 [Report] >>81753223
>>81753171
Cope what? We'll have sex later on today, you know
Anonymous No.81753186 [Report] >>81753190
I've got 20 years on you. Do you play video games?
Anonymous No.81753190 [Report] >>81753218
>>81753186
Please consider >>81753161 this girl is a child and acts like one
Anonymous No.81753198 [Report] >>81753209
she's actually 21 btw lmao
Anonymous No.81753209 [Report] >>81753216
>>81753148
hi im OP this guy is larping. im single

>>81753198
im 18
Anonymous No.81753216 [Report]
>>81753209
sure
don't stay here for too long, going to bed
Anonymous No.81753218 [Report]
>>81753190
>this girl is a child and acts like one
that's just women in general but especially pinays
Anonymous No.81753223 [Report] >>81753239
>>81753176
She said you're larping buddy
Anonymous No.81753235 [Report]
please dont be mean to each other
Anonymous No.81753239 [Report]
>>81753223
If you buy this, may I sell you my collection of paintings found working the bulky waste?
Anonymous No.81753244 [Report] >>81753273 >>81753317
>>81752368 (OP)
bait
you're too young leave this place
but you sound like pure sex
Anonymous No.81753273 [Report] >>81753342
>>81753244
>phillipines
>pure sex
nah
Anonymous No.81753317 [Report] >>81753342 >>81753398
>>81753244
She's a Filipino hag looking for a green card like most of them are
Anonymous No.81753342 [Report]
>>81753317
>>81753273
i didn't read that part yeah not interested in a monkey
Anonymous No.81753348 [Report]
>>81752368 (OP)
Already dating a filipina sorry
Anonymous No.81753398 [Report] >>81753435 >>81753610
>>81753317
not really. i dont wanna leave my country for now and i want them to come to the philippines instead of me going overseas
Anonymous No.81753435 [Report] >>81753473
>>81753398
Could I have a nice life there?
Anonymous No.81753440 [Report] >>81753457
fuck guys she's making me coooooom
Anonymous No.81753457 [Report]
>>81753440
>why can I not get a gf!?
Anonymous No.81753473 [Report]
>>81753435
possibly lol
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Anonymous No.81753610 [Report] >>81753648
>>81753398
which province do you live in
Anonymous No.81753648 [Report]
>>81753610
South Cotabato
Anonymous No.81753943 [Report]
>>81752368 (OP)
I'll be your boyfriend if you're actually underage.