>you are very likely going to die without even once having been fucked by a horse
how do you cope with this fact?

Even asking this question shows you're in need of serious psychiatric help. Go get therapy niggette

>>81752505
Honestly, it's not really that off-brand for this place

>>81752495 (OP)
you should go behind a horse so it kicks your horsefucker skull in

>>81752526
Bestiality? I'd expect this shit out of TikTok, but this is an American website.

>>81752593
>4chan: famously not degenerate

>>81752690
It's against the rules to post furry porn, and it's also against the rules to advocate for illegal things like bestiality or culling hoardes of Republicans with an automatic weapon.

>>81752705
>4chan: famous for applying the rules evenly

>>81752495 (OP)
Im into feminine penises, you can keep the horsecock all for yourself, OP

>>81753502
What about a feminine horse penis?

>>81753522
If thats the case, i would consider taking it, but the horse needs to cuddle me first

>>81753574
It is a very cuddly horse. With a very big feminine horse penis.

i've long accepted that the only animals i'll ever be able to fool around with are dogs and cats and various <15lb critters, anything else will be forever beyond my means
sure is nice to imagine though

>>81753638
You could get fucked by a dog, but wtf are you supposed to do with a cat

>>81753726
fondle his balls
jerk him off
it's fun

>>81753735
>being a sex slave for a cat
Thats some next level sad shit

>>81753783
you're not making it sound any less appealing