Thread 81752573

>What id offer
Wear makeup
Am thin, white if it matters
Have your kid
Chores
>What I would need
Blue eyes
Pay the bills since I want to stay at home with the kid
Don't cheat cause itd put me in danger retard

Before you say no you aren't good enough for that, ok well I think being a dependent housewife would be hot cause itd be humiliating but ok

>>81752573 (OP)
>Wear makeup
>Am thin, white if it matters
>Have your kid
>Chores
these are things any girl can offer

>>81752573 (OP)
You're white and most likely aging like shit so it's going to be a no from me dawg

>>81752580
Ok find her if I don't know

This is a deal I would make, but I have to ask: why is this only on the table after you turn 30? Why can't we make this deal at this time?

>>81752573 (OP)
Talk more about humiliation, I noticed that

>>81752573 (OP)
I can marry you but can you be with a sea monkey?

>>81752573 (OP)
>blue eyes
>puts on contacts
She will never know heh heh he what a dumb bitch

>>81752598
I mean what do you want to know
>>81752592
well it is 4chan so it makes it a worse choice although I am one of you

Like yeah being a live in sex slave to a man would be hot but in reality that would never happen since males once you sex them they want to bring more men and women to the situation and Ew couldn't do that

>>81752610
What if I'm actually a regular guy and not some incel weirdo, and meeting on 4chan doesn't actually make it a worse choice?

If you were already 30 and looking for this now it'd be one thing, but I would not be respecting myself if I let myself be placed on the backburner until your age reduces your self worth sufficiently. You can kinda understand where I'm coming from right?

>>81752770
I do I hear you, I mean can you tell me more about yourself, beliefs , age appearance , continent

>>81752783
North America, pale complexion. Strawberry blonde hair with bright red facial hair, blue eyes. In the process of becoming Catholic, in the process of becoming a plumber. Used to be a software dev. 32 years old. I'm currently overweight but have been losing it, working out pretty hard at the gym. Have some traditional views but I'm not a Luddite, I like technology but want to live a kinda rural life. Generally optimistic about life. Easy to please and decent communicator. A little disorganized and moderately affectionate.

>>81752573 (OP)
>having demands
>at 30

el oh fuckin el

>>81752573 (OP)
I would but I don't have blue eyes

>>81752832
What's wrong with a basic bitch anyways?

>>81752841
beside being the most bland and boring flavor?

>>81752823
Fuck I hear you but I am still thinking, especially since you know the us, how come you haven't found an us woman yet

>>81752573 (OP)
you'll never have a husband and you'll never reproduce

>>81752866
I live in a low population area with a lot of single moms and weed smokers and lesbians. Would consider moving but my current employer is a very good guy and I want to give him a bit of time after the end of my apprenticeship.

>>81752610
>I mean what do you want to know
I was hoping it was a kink

Imagine being a submissive housewife shamed by your husband for not being a virgin and not being good enough haha I would never be turned on my this idea

>>81752910
I hear you and have to think, also yeah idk about the religion
>>81752913
I mean you, I don't think it is compatible since I am monogamous and most men who into that aint

>>81752919
Honestly if the man is shaming you for stuff you did before you married him and he knew about it before marrying you, then it's kinda on him. Like he had his chance to jump ship, and if you've been loyal to him since, then he missed his chance to complain.

>>81752944
Fair enough. What are your concerns about the religion?

>>81752573 (OP)
>kid
How many kids? I'm disqualified bc my eyes are brown anyway

>>81752573 (OP)
I love hags but I don't want an arranged marriage. but I wish you the best of luck.

>>81752573 (OP)
Nice and all, but what bodycount are we talking here?
Wouldnt trust that anyways.
Good luck.
5 years younger and one wouldnt think too much and go for such offer.

>>81752959
Too shy to say rn
>>81753006
I mean I guess how many the guy would want
>>81753026
Wdym, Ty
>>81752951
True but with how ppl type here

>>81752573 (OP)
How old are you rn? What age range are you interested in?

>>81753150
Im>>81752823
Just letting you know I'm going to bed, so add me on discord at danon5552 and we can follow up if you want. I'll respond to your add request when I get home from work tomorrow.

>>81753170
This normie is too horny why have I seen your discord everywhere kek

>>81753202
Second time I've posted it in the last 7 days, and I don't think I've posted it at all before that this year. Don't be too critical of me, you just revealed that you're lurking in all the same threads as me

Okay, girls, would you marry me and have my kids if I turn 40?
>what I'd offer
Love, support, family, friends, travel
6'1, athletic build, healthy genes, no mental illness
House, land, money, summer vacations
>what I would need
Green eyes
If you don't have green eyes, I'm sorry I can't love you

>>81753094
3 but I don't like remembering the number two incident
>>81753163
I guess around for both

>>81753399
>I guess around for both
What?

>>81753414
I am not that close to 30 but would prefer a guy not that far from 30 neither, like 40 plus would be alot

>>81753421
Would you be fine with a guy in his early 20s?

>I am 30 andd ugly and require you to slave yourself away for me and pay for me
HAHHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA this better be bat

>>81752573 (OP)
most important question, if your husband wanted anal would you do it?

>>81753468
Are you actually into it

>>81753478
Let's say I was.

"being a partner and housewife to you is humiliating, and that turns me on" isn't really a selling point for me, but my eyes are hazel anyway.
also, don't wear makeup to appeal to your partner. i hate almost all makeup on most girls and would be much happier seeing you own yourself than watching you conform to silly things for what is supposed to be my sake.

>>81753527
Why elaborate3

>>81753539
I like how dominant of an act it is. When a girl does anal with a guy she submits to him in a very significant way. It's also somewhat humiliating for the girl

>>81753539
So would you do it or no?

>>81752573 (OP)
>list of low effort offers
>list of high effort requirements
You are old. You can teach boys in their 20s, ofc, only if you offer them cigarettes and beers
>t. Ex hag fucker

>>81752573 (OP)
Me because I'm 40. I meet all your requirements in excess but you would still reject me.

>>81752573 (OP)
>Before you say no you aren't good enough for that, ok well I think being a dependent housewife would be hot cause itd be humiliating but ok
Nasty pornbrained foid

>>81752573 (OP)
Sure fuck it, I meet all those criteria. What's your discord

>>81753685
Having blue eyes and not cheating are not high effort. Blue eyes is inborn, and not cheating literally requires you to do less.
Both sides here offer same effort, it is working versus raising kids, and both are annoying and debilitating occupations.

>>81752573 (OP)
Never hahahahahahahaha go and be a wineaunt and get eaten by your 20 cats yo fucking whore. I will NEVER EVER be your little betabuxx. GO AND DIE WHORE.

>>81754852
raising kids isnt hard

>>81754852
>Blue eyes is inborn
Makin it's the highest possible standard, something only a small % of people are born with.

>>81754867
Neither is working. If you ever ask a woman as she works her career or whatever. No I will just straight say. Working is piss easy. I have worked on literal construction sites and its still easy.
Because a woman doesn't need to take working seriously, and a man doesnt need to take raising kids seriously and thus things that you are not doing are never hard.

>>81754888
It may be high but its easy as fuck, you just have to be born and there is all there is to it. 0 effort.
You should ask C+ tits to match, because both blue eyes and C+ tits are usually endemic to same population which is northern and eastern europeans.

>>81752573 (OP)
>white
Dropped. White women are dead to me. Enjoy your cats.

>>81754852
You are so fucking retarded words cant even describe it. That or you posted low effort bait. Or you are being unironic and you are just a woman being stupid, which happens very often

>>81752573 (OP)
gotta make it 27 at least
by 30 you're almost completely expired for kids and nobody wants a downie