Imagine this girl approaches you on the city bus and says
>Hi there, I see you commuting home all the time and you seem cool, lets be friends!
>platonic friends only though, I'm only into girls xD silly anon
what would you do in this situation

>>81756937 (OP)
GOD DAYUM her tits HANG LOW
AHNHH MY DICCKK

>>81756937 (OP)
i be her friend and she hooks me up with the twinks and trannies, hell yeah

>>81756937 (OP)
Probably be friends with her, I can talk to transbians about Fallout New Vegas for days.

>>81756951
That's true but I dont think she would like that response very much

>>81756937 (OP)
Accept, just so I can gain some experience talking to women, even if it's some LGBT specimen, not an actual straight woman. I'm fairly liberal so I don't mind that weird stuff anyway.

I'd go with it, I wouldn't get hung up on the fact she is attractive and become some friendzoney simp nice guy, just be glad that someone actually wants to socialize with me. I would be a little suspicious why she would want to hang out with someone that everyone else seems to instantly hate for no reason, I have good reason to. I'd suspect her Stacy friends are getting her to do this to humiliate me in some way or to scope me out and find some flaw to make fun of. Though I wouldn't bring it up on the off chance it is not true, if it is true it is just more shit on the pile, if not then it is golden.

>>81756937 (OP)
Yes sure why not, but that would never happen.

idk seems pretty convenient, although I'd wonder what we'd even do as friends. Generally no one wants to get to know me because I'm boring, so why not?

>>81757133
Being friends isnt anything complicated, sometimes theyre just people you walk around and talk with

>>81756937 (OP)
Sure, my pronouns are she/her btw

>>81756937 (OP)
It's so bizarre how alien women are to me. They look completely different, act completely different, their experiences in life are completely different. I will never be able to relate to them.

>>81756937 (OP)
A person like her talking to a sea monkey?

>>81757218
but once you get to understand women that's their whole appeal, they are silly and stupid sometimes but men are retarded in their own ways
when a woman cries i know I will never truly understand why but I appreciate their ability to express their emotions
God truly blessed us by putting women on earth

>>81756937 (OP)
Sure what are your hobbies?
If it's hiking or watching some TV show.

Ahh sorry I'm looking for more interesting friends have a nice day.

>>81757229
You underestimate the sacred bond between incels and bipolar gay women

>>81757250
I think the actual scientific term is autistic schizoids and BPD women, but sure. There are no shit actual scientific papers written on this topic.

>>81757250
I am an incel and I so attracted to this kind of women even if I know they are bad. Same with goths.

>>81757261
Autistic schizoids with npd traits

>>81756937 (OP)
Nice to see all the anons in this thread agreeing to be "just friends" with the hot lesbian with big tits.

What some of you may not realize is that if you hang out with a lesbian and just treat her like a bro for long enough, eventually she WILL make a pass at you. (Unless you're a sea monkey, of course. Then she'll make a pass at your white friend.)

>>81757261
>basedence
lyingtists would never tell the truth about the spiritual gift that retarded internet shitposters have even if they had the data stapled to their face
>>81757309
My lesbo friends are more like chinese court eunuchs to me, we hangout and sometimes I get to meet their female friends and grow my fakecel power

>>81757309
Don't care not interested in getting with some whacko as most of these are and will end up causing drama. Now if she has some good autistic hobbies I can match up with she would make a kick ass friend. Nothing more.

>>81757325
My wife has a wacko friend like this that also dresses up like a clown and goes to clown groups, it didn't take many interactions for her to start making passes at me. People like this just hump literally anything. Even if she says "just friends" and you put up 1000 boundaries, she's gonna bend over like a mindless dog in heat eventually.

I'd make a disgusted face and say "Ew. I have a girlfriend, stop talking to me!"

>>81756937 (OP)
I'd say I'd be her friend if it meant I could play with those tits, and dick her when she needs some (they always do).

>>81756937 (OP) Was this pic was made in DE/Berlin? I think she was my classmate

>>81757551
Anon we are friends right? You should introduce me

>>81757580
It was like four years ago idk her now

>>81756937 (OP)
Make a disgusted face while keeping my mouth closed

>>81757401
>she's gonna bend over like a mindless dog in heat eventually.
Oh nooooo

>>81757086
My response is so heartfelt and genuine she'd blush and say: anon n-no one ever talked this way about my low hangers. Then she'd immediately turn straight and give me a titjob

>>81757551
>mykola creepshots people irl
grim

>>81757632
Nah I'm not stupid enough to do it.

>>81756937 (OP)
I wouldn't mind becoming friends
I don't want a gf in the first place

>>81757639
With your desperation id be afraid you would pull that actually off

>>81756937 (OP)
>I can become a girl

>>81756937 (OP)
in my country, lesbians are very rare
and in our culture there is no such thing as small talk

>>81757309
what's wrong with being southeast asian?

>>81756937 (OP)
I'd ask her
>what linux distro are you running?
What would her response be?

>girl who is obviously gay because she was stacked as a kid and hated the male gaze
>girl who believes her identity without men must then necessarily involve women
>a girl who is entirely and fantastically afraid of dying alone
>all while living in an isolated bubble of aposematism to ward off the predators that she could not fend off in her youth, nor establish boundaries for in the present - as she fears weapons of all kinds
>Meanwhile, the men gawk and fantasize and wonder why nobody enjoys their presence
Get out of fantasy. Live in the world. Keep your fucking head down. We're at war.

>>81758214
>ermmmm okay...
>turns 360 degrees and walks away
that would be her response

>>81756937 (OP)
Meh, wouldn't be attracted or interested enough towards her for either.

>>81758214
None of that shit is real.

>>81758232
Not true, exactly my type

>>81756937 (OP)
She dresses like her personality is insufferable. I would tell her to fuck off.

>>81757704 Im 6'2 6/10 with 8 in how am i desperate

>>81758655
her pussy is 10/10 though.

>>81758667
Op just said she only fucks girls. If I can't fuck her and she sucks to be around why would I want to be friends with her?

>>81757704
Im 6'2 6/10 mb 7 with 8 inches how am i desperate? Not even a neet anymore

>>81756937 (OP)
Thats literally just npd asking you to be a beta orbiter. You young fags are retarded with women.
>>81758214 this anon is the only one with some clue as to the situation. I would say "Aw really? I thought you were hot too. Too bad." and go about my business if she's actually interested in gettin plapped or is desperate she'll take the bait reversal and play into it. If she's just another wacko looking for someone to throw her an attention/validation bone she won't know how to react and probably won't say anything more.

>>81758693
just because she said that doesn't mean she wont make an exception. Girls love girls and boys.

i can't be the only one who thinks that true lesbianism isn't real or at least very rare, and that the majority of lesbians were simply icked out by boys but instead of growing out of it by having healthy contact with men, they fell for the psyop.

>>81758770
(Sophisticated, manipulated)

>>81758720
>Not even a neet anymore
How

Do you look like this? No? Its a trap

>>81758808
Getting a German analogue of ged for uni

>>81758652
Your type, not mine.

>>81758745
I don't see the problem. If we are indeed just "platonic friends" and we get that out of the way early then she won't expect me to pay for coffee or movie tickets or whatever. I'm not simping for her.

I assume if she likes me and invites me somewhere, it will be with her friends. If we are alone together it might look cringe, but a little cringe and awkwardness is normal in any relationship. If Chad hits on her and asks "is she your gf" I'll just say "nah", if he says "are you gay" or "are you friendzoned" I'll just say "nah, we're friends" and just be nonchalant and dismissive.

>>81758773
All of your takes on human behavior are boring as fuck Freudian nonsense.

>>81758745
Why do you have a problem with being friends with someone? It's a wholesome thing that makes everyone happy

>>81758875
He's right tho
Lesbians are either female incel chuds with mental issues/trauma, or narcissists who use it as an aesthetic

>>81758875
explain it to me and i will gladly accept your point of view

>>81756937 (OP)
Put this dishwasher in my bedroom pls

>>81758901
1/2
There is no universal experience. People who have positive experiences are often shamed, ridiculed, bullied, and harassed because it doesn't adhere to the agenda. People who have negative experiences, which are the ones that fit the narrative, are amplified. That is the entirety of the internet and the field of psychology. It is called sample bias. You could also say it is confirmation bias.

People who do the trauma minstrel show are amplified everywhere online and in psychology. All of the people who never went through any supposedly traumatic experience either are living their life touching grass or they never gain any attention whatsoever, or in some cases, they are actively attacked until they go silent. Of course the "lesbians" who make up stories about how "Men are evil and that's why I'm a lesbian!" get amplified by the feminist, gyno-centric, misandrist media. The ones who are just being lesbians are out riding motorcycles or fixing cars or whatever shit lesbians do.

And you never question whether that "Trauma" is even a real thing to begin with, you just blindly believe it because that is what you were told to do, and you're a good goy so you happily do it. You never analyze whether the reasons even make sense to begin with, or why they ALL give the same exact reasons, down to the exact same phrases -- it's almost like they were taught to give these lines. It's almost like it's fake and probably a psyop.

>>81758901
2/2
There are tons, millions, of girls who like getting attention from men, and yes, even when they are 12. Just because 100 screeching chicks don't doesn't mean that "No bro no girl likes it bro!!" Like, what? Have you guys ever talked to teenage girls? You've never been to middle school? I've had girlfriends in the past who got "molested" by their uncle and they will say it was the best experience they ever had. Do I act like this is universal? No. Do I act like "No! They're just saying that because they were groomed!" No. And it's weird how that logic never goes the other way isn't it? Instead I think that it is her individual experience. I don't try to go on a moral crusade or make laws over it. It's almost like you should have a system where individuals are allowed to make well-informed choices...

The reality is that the whole aim of these feminists lesbians is to attack men, say their evil, etc. I would guarantee that most of them never experienced anything "Traumatic". They're just angry, insecure, and lashing out at acceptable targets -- men.

But you're right, they are mentally ill, but it's not because of "Trauma". It's because of a combination of schizotypal personality disorder and narcissism -- Everyone is looking at me! Everyone wants to have sex with me! I am the center of the whole universe!

I find it concerning that most of you cannot parse out that people are individuals. That they have their own experiences and react to things differently. Just because 1,000 people are screaming about how X is the worse thing ever and is the reason why they are doing something, doesn't mean there isn't 1,000 people on the other side. Most of the time that other 1000, if they ever say anything, will literally be doxxed and harassed so they don't even risk.

Look up "Cardiologists and Chinese Robbers". It's the basis for all psychology, and I don't mean that in a good way.

https://slatestarcodex.com/2015/09/16/cardiologists-and-chinese-robbers/

>>81756937 (OP)
umm yeah sure i umm ok??? idk

>>81758182
Whichever one has the best Rust language support "obviously".

>>81756937 (OP)
>approaches you on the city bus
I've ridden city buses, and any approach means the approacher is high, insane, homeless, begging for money, or usually all four at once. So buckle up you're going for a ride, its gonna be wild. All this alphabet people stuff is secondary to the above.

>>81756937 (OP)
i'd most likely have already met her at several alt functions, but otherwise i'd hand her my cute business card that points to my personal .gay website and get her connected with all my punk doll friends/wbs

chan chan ai chiki chiki ban ban

>>81759161
i have a hard time understanding your post. i will have to save it and read it later.
by the way the context of my post was that i am in love with a lesbian so it's just wishful thinking

>>81757235
men say they dont understand women and make boomer jokes about them all the time because they dont care enough to understand
and the differences between men and women are slight, and everyones an individual
but for some reason people like to put all women in a box and paint her as a stereotypical becky portrayed on television

tldr women are subhuman to men

>>81759661
It's hard to get across all of your points when you only have 2,000 characters. You have to sacrifice groundwork and details. And maybe you're a different person.

>>81760144
women literally say the same thing about men negro you're not special nor are you a victim

>>81756937 (OP)
>what would you do in this situation
Turn around and check who are she talking to.

>>81759101
>>81759161
>and yes, even when they are 12. Just because 100 screeching chicks don't doesn't mean that "No bro no girl likes it bro!!" Like, what? Have you guys ever talked to teenage girls? You've never been to middle school? I've had girlfriends in the past who got "molested" by their uncle and they will say it was the best experience they ever had.
your essay stopped making sense here, maybe I am being a little irrational, but it is very odd that you would use these examples in particular to illustrate your point

>>81760144
>tldr women are subhuman to men
you're just wrong dude, men and women think one or the other is evil or flawed because we will never truly understand eachother. But it's also for that reason the opposite sex is so appealing, because part of them is unknown

>>81756937 (OP)
Yes! She looks cool!

>>81756937 (OP)
ask her if she wants to go down on my wife(she is dyke bait)

i would mutter something unintelligible and then get off at the next stop and walk home

>>81760397
It's controversial and people get mad when you bring up reality. You cant handle something so you act like it doesn't exist to protect your worldview. Sorry I shattered the glass of your house of illusions.

>>81756937 (OP)
dykes make good wingmen