Thread 81757037

Why ls she so smug?

Because she has fat fucking titties and she knows it

>>81757065
Who you calling fat, huh?

>>81757203
You, you fatty
*smacks your boobs*

>>81757222
M-MY DRESS----!!!!

>>81757285
ACK
I DID NOT MEAN FOR THAT TO HAPPENNNNNNNnnnnn.....

>>81757337
You are so mean!

>>81757037 (OP)
Because she fucks lost shotas and thinks nobody knows.

I love huge breasted 2hu canine women

>Mama Ran finding me lost in the woods, far from the Human Village, and letting me stay the night at her place, getting attached to me and keeping me as her lil' human boy househusband
This will never happen... Why live, bros?

>>81757463
>and thinks nobody knows.
Who does know?

>>81757464
>I love huge breasted 2hu canine women
*sigh*
Here you go

>>81757538
So you won't even object to it? Gotcha! So my suspicions WERE correct.
I should let the scarlet police know!

>>81757222
correction:
You, you fatty
*sucks your boobs*

>>81757582
WHO
KNOWS
!?

TELL ME...

>>81757617
N-Nobody. I just presumed it to be true and you confirmed it just then. You've been had, wolfie.
Now I shall report this to the shrine maidens.

>>81757587
You ruined her one of a kind dress!
Now she has to wear something else...

Soft milky Fox breasts...

>>81757634
Shrine Maidens? Scarlet Police? If only you who know then there's only one person I need to silence

>>81757037 (OP)
Smug anime girls are a miracle of the universe.

>>81757508
>This will never happen...
It's because you haven't got lost yet

>>81757761
Not exactly. I remember getting lost in the forest when I was a boy. It was very scary. I wish kind Ran-shama would have met and comforted me with her motherly touch and soothing voice back then.
Maybe I'd still be with her then...
How would one come by majestic Ran-shama as an adult with no sense of childlike wonder left in him? And would she even care for an adul human male? Probably not...

>>81757696
Don't you dare, you delinquent shotacon wolf! There's lots of youkai around in these woods and if you attack me I will scream! You'll be put into horny jail at once.
You'll have to silence me in some other way!

Sex Fox
Fox Sex

>>81757690
>Soft milky Fox breasts...
Yes?

>>81757889
Abso-lutely
>Fox MILM
NEED

>>81757905
Here. Drink this

>>81757915
I prefer fox milk straight from the tap.

>>81757807
If you accidentally wander into Gensokyo she would probably bear you no ill will and escort you back home matter-of-factly as is her duty.
Chen might be more interested in you though

>>81757962
Too bad! There's none left!

>>81757856
I'm going to feed you to the fishes

>>81758004
>escort you back home
That's the saddest part. Years when she'd keep me as her are long gone...
What? Why would Chen be interested in me?
>>81758024
>Pettanko Ran
Cute but absolutely cursed. Uncanny even.

>>81758071
Chen needs a father figure in her life otherwise she will grow up to be a bad kitty

>>81758130
Hmm, that doesn't actually sound too bad. And you're definitely right about her growing up a brat.
Should I marry Ran-shama then?

>>81758160
>Should I marry Ran-shama then?
You wouldn't be able to handle the in-laws

>>81758206
And the in-laws wouldn't be able to handle a fatherless brat of a cat roaming around the house. It's a mutually-beneficial relationship.
Besides, Yukari-sama may be scarry, but I should be able to be on good terms with her, especially if I manage to make Ran-sama happy. And you bet I'll try my very best! I've been obsessed with being caught by her since I was little. I'll give her the best brushies and ear rubs.

>>81757037 (OP)
I cant be around her without my face turning red like a tomato, I'm not surprised she's so smug

>>81758257
I must say, you are very brave for a human. Most would shriek and flee in terror at the sight of a Youkai, but you. You seem almost enamored with her... It's the tails isn't it?
Maybe it was no mere coincidence when she found you and brought you to me? fufu. Who can say~
I do hope you'll stay another night.

>>81758369
It's the everything, Yukari-sama. The fluffy tails, the cute ears, the big... uhh everything!
No idea, I just suddenyl got the urge to take a nice stroll in the woods late at night and them she kinda found me. Lucky me~
As long as you'll allow me to stay, Yukari-sama.