Kyle is literally a Saint - /r9k/ (#81757813) [Archived: 477 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/8/2025, 7:40:23 PM No.81757813
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Guy's I'm not even religious, but how can this be anything other than divine intervention?

>Shoots a pedo in the dick
>Shoots a burgler in the arm
>Shoots a wife strangler in the lungs

Also:
The guy who tries to kill him is named Grosskreutz, literally "big cross". Kyle literally defeated the cross, like Jesus did. Kyle is from Antioch, which was part of the holy land in the crusades. If you google "St. Kyle" there is a catholic saint which is also named Kyle that is called Saint Kennocha of Fife.
>Kennocha
>Kenosha

Also he cleared a malfunction in his gun and shot the burgler in the arm in under 2 seconds literally 1 second before being executed, all while on the ground and whilest turning around. Kyle is a good shot, but that was a literal impossible shot.

Furthermore, after defending himself he gets up and walks away with his back turned towards the evil mob and no one dares harm him. Someone was protecting him from above.

This can't all be a coincidence.
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Anonymous
7/8/2025, 7:44:35 PM No.81757850
Maybe God is real after all
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 7:54:24 PM No.81757950
>>81757813 (OP)
It was epic when his gun jammed, he cleared the jam under pressure, and blew that fucking pedo Antifa arm off.
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 8:03:58 PM No.81758040
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>>81757813 (OP)
The great white spirit can only remain dormant for so long. It will again, like a mighty phoenix from the flames of destruction
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 8:05:58 PM No.81758063
>>81757813 (OP)
Nice man, thats really good.
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 8:09:14 PM No.81758087
>>81757813 (OP)
>bored larping retards hang out a riot for an excuse to find trouble
>they find it
I don't know why you make things sound so complicated.
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Anonymous
7/8/2025, 8:10:15 PM No.81758099
>>81758087
>bored larping retards hang out a riot for an excuse to find trouble
But enough about Anthony Huber, Joseph Rosenbaum, Gaige Grosskreutz
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Anonymous
7/8/2025, 8:14:28 PM No.81758145
Gave us a glimpse into how the civil war would go kek
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 8:20:35 PM No.81758208
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>>81757813 (OP)
>kills some fags only when they unquestionably aggress on him while hes retreating
>fags seethe endlessly demanding his head
Wish we could get another 100% unequivocably justified shooting of fags to rile them up
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Anonymous
7/8/2025, 8:24:22 PM No.81758239
>>81758099
Those names. Jesus
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 8:29:52 PM No.81758289
>>81758099
>>81758208
They're clearly all fucked up, that includes going out with a rifle looking for the thinnest of pretexts to shoot people. There's a reason people like this get rejected from police and military.
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Anonymous
7/8/2025, 8:31:30 PM No.81758306
>>81758289
I dont want to kill anyone, nor do i really WANT others to be killed but these uppity revolutionary nig worshipping retards need a shock to come out of their stupor. Most double down though
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Anonymous
7/8/2025, 8:34:04 PM No.81758323
>>81758289
Yes, Gaige Grosskreutz would be rejected from the policy and military.
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Anonymous
7/8/2025, 8:34:15 PM No.81758327
The fact he was arrested shows that America is a horrible country. Having a legal system like ours causes infinitely more problems than it solves. At least cops get killed sometimes. It's ultimately meaningless and nothing changes, but I like to think there was pain and suffering for at least a moment before the dead cop woke up in hell.
Kyle most definitely was under some kind of divine protection, surviving not only the night he was attacked by the evil horde but also the followup attack from the evil justice system.
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Anonymous
7/8/2025, 8:37:14 PM No.81758353
>>81757813 (OP)
Basedalent
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 8:39:00 PM No.81758367
Remember when redditors would call white guys "Kyle" in a condescending way? They don't do that anymore. They just stick to Timmy now. Kyle is just too fucking goated for them I guess
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 8:39:08 PM No.81758368
>>81757813 (OP)
american conservatives are mentally ill shzios you guys need re education camps if you want to survive as a country
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Anonymous
7/8/2025, 8:39:54 PM No.81758371
>>81757813 (OP)
>manages to coincidentally shoot 3 jews
>the 2 who die are pedos
Kek
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 8:40:47 PM No.81758384
>>81758306
>>81758323
>>81758327
>A former spokesperson for Kyle Rittenhouse says he became disillusioned with his ex-client after learning that he had sent text messages pledging to "fucking murder" shoplifters outside a pharmacy before later shooting two people to death during racial justice protests in Wisconsin in 2020.
Why make this more complicated that this boys. He's a larper that lived the teenage chud dream of shooting some petty criminals under justifiable circumstances and getting away with it. I still don't see why I should suck his cock, you three can handle that together as a team.
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Anonymous
7/8/2025, 8:49:06 PM No.81758448
>>81758384
There is no such thing as a petty criminal. Shoplifters should be executed. The fact that they rarely are just further highlights how evil the system is.
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 8:50:01 PM No.81758460
>>81758384
>justifiable circumstances
>getting away with it
Getting away with what? He wasnt going around calling people niggers telling them to charge at him, he was standing guard at stores with a gun and the bald guy charged at him, then later he was running to the police line and a crowd chased him down and he ONLY shot people directly assailing him point blank
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 9:00:53 PM No.81758534
>>81758384
>getting away with it
He didn't "get away" with anything because he did nothing wrong dumb faggot
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 9:02:12 PM No.81758545
>>81758384
How does burning down black neighborhoods achieve racial justice?
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 9:07:10 PM No.81758584
Anyone else wondering what happened to that pregnant woman George Floyd put a knife against the belly of?
I wonder if it's someone we know. The woman or the baby I mean
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Anonymous
7/8/2025, 9:09:08 PM No.81758594
>>81758584
that baby will be the next hitler
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 10:03:10 PM No.81759043
>>81757813 (OP)
>stupid D-student hick brings a rifle with him on a 30 mile trip for "protection"
>deliberately aggresses others in a conflict zone for no reason other than to start trouble
>murders innocent people for fun
>muh savior, he's just like my favorite Jew ghost that died for his doomsday prophecies

Your entire ideology is justification for murdering people you don't like. You're evil and stupid any way you look at it.
Nothing good comes from what you believe. Just death and misery.
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Anonymous
7/8/2025, 10:06:05 PM No.81759066
>>81759043
>tips fedora butthurtly
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Anonymous
7/8/2025, 10:18:54 PM No.81759154
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>>81758368
Based, the liberals were the REAL racists, homophobes, Nazis, ect.
That's why I'm a democrat who hates niggers.
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 10:21:01 PM No.81759176
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>>81759066
>has no argument aside from 15-year old hat meme
Say a prayer to white NRA Jesus for me.
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Anonymous
7/8/2025, 10:21:05 PM No.81759178
I don't trust people who think they're allowed to kill other people. It's evil, simple as.
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 10:24:25 PM No.81759211
>>81759176
No point in arguing with liars. Cool Jesus pic though
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 11:41:49 PM No.81760021
>>81757813 (OP)
He should have also gotten the jump man and the guy who knocked him over by hitting him in the back of the head which forced him to stand his ground when he was initially running away