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Anonymous No.81758105 >>81758316 >>81762964 >>81763200 >>81767208 >>81772630 >>81773158
/r9gay/ #2568
Post-Practice refuel edition

Previous thread >>81748590
Anonymous No.81758128
Any good bl manga come out in the past 5 years?
Anonymous No.81758134
This apple ale ain't shit
Anonymous No.81758139 >>81758349 >>81758437
>imagine taking turns pissing on each other with bunnymutt seeing who can piss the longest
Anonymous No.81758179 >>81758355
I hope my fbf doesn't mind me becoming obsessive and possessive about our relationship. I can't help it.
Anonymous No.81758185
imagine bunnymutts fat cock cumming and pissing and twitching at the same time
Anonymous No.81758290
I wonder if today is the day I will magically gain the motivation and inspiration to be a functional, productive human being instead of a pathetic pile of slop.
Anonymous No.81758316 >>81758593
>>81758105 (OP)
Delete this you incompetent retard. You pple can't do anything right. Wrong number. You were warned about it too. I could've saved you all but you're too impatient.
>>81757967
Miss this
Anonymous No.81758349 >>81758356
>>81758139
Chill out cuckbot
Anonymous No.81758355 >>81758399
>>81758179
You won't ever have a bf because you will tell anyone who likes you how he is too good for you and how he can totally do better because you're spiritually buckbroken.
Anonymous No.81758356 >>81758383
>>81758349
Are you just going to reply to every post you don't like by saying it's me
Anonymous No.81758383 >>81758393
>>81758356
Only the ones you make
Anonymous No.81758393
>>81758383
But I didn't make either of those posts? Have you tried not having me live rent free in your head?
Anonymous No.81758395 >>81758442 >>81771229
Being a useless fuckwad all day sure is exhausting hmm yawn
Anonymous No.81758399
>>81758355
If I find someone willing to date me I would absolutely stick to them, although you are right in that I would indeed feel that way, but I would not push away someone who actually liked me.
Anonymous No.81758437
>>81758139
i remember seeing on /b/ AGES ago of some body modification stuff? someone had stuck a tube behind their balls into their urethra or something, and was squeezing lighter fluid through it so it sprayed out of the tip of the dick and lit it, so he had a mini flame thrower.

it looked real, but lighter fluid? in your urethra? holy fuck no. maybe they had the silicone tube behind the balls go all the way through to the tip so nothing touched. anyways just bringing that up so you might end up with an even more obscure, difficult level of fetish. imagine, you could have a little pump like for insulin strapped to your leg and spray cold diet pepsi from your dick. wouldnt that be fun.
>suckin on ur bf's sclhlanger and suddenly beef gravy starts pourin out his tap

ah fuck, now i sorta wanna see more of this. not beef gravy tho, more like, tonic water and have a blacklight so it looks like your pissing blue lasers
Anonymous No.81758442
>>81758395
This is why you should game on a shitty white plastic lawn chair instead of a fancy gaming chair, literally impossible for this to happen.
Anonymous No.81758450
You need to take your lithium anony
Anonymous No.81758472
Why do so many bottoms have piss fetishes? I'm a disgusting ugly overweight manlet top with a tiny penis that can't get any bfs but gross bottoms with piss fetishes can get bfs whenever they want and can have sex this is just more top oppression by evil bottoms
Anonymous No.81758528 >>81758567
If you repeat the same post 100 times every day eventually it becomes funny to retarded people. This is how meow was able to get simps btw.
Anonymous No.81758533
And his fat ass cheeks he kept spamming
Anonymous No.81758537 >>81758583
>>81757680
This was one of the rare times where someone here said something funny and I actually laughed
Anonymous No.81758541 >>81758551 >>81758566
You really can't trust others to do anything correctlg. If I wanna do something right I have to do it myself.
Anonymous No.81758548
I was doing ok tho right :<
Anonymous No.81758551
>>81758541
yeah it's called adulting
Anonymous No.81758566
>>81758541
When the doordasher gets me a pawpatrol kickboard instead of the ninjaturtles one I selected from the seasonal section at Aldi's.
Anonymous No.81758567
>>81758528
Meow was able to get simps because he was a bottom this is how he even got simps despite being hideously ugly and any bottom can do it
Anonymous No.81758583
>>81758537
I linked the wrong post I meant to link the one about jonah below it...
Anonymous No.81758589
We should all just jerk our peens together
Anonymous No.81758590 >>81758610
i failed my senior year, this is the 3rd time :(
Anonymous No.81758593 >>81759122
>>81758316
Nigger, then you should've been the one to make the thread.
Anonymous No.81758610 >>81758624
>>81758590
high school or college
Anonymous No.81758615 >>81758629 >>81758663 >>81758775
'ick on the 'eyboard
Anonymous No.81758624
>>81758610
highschool, now i cant go back because i'm going to be 20 next month so i have to get my GED instead and be with older guys, ick
Anonymous No.81758629
>>81758615
Looks just like my cock but without the hair and veins
It's so over I'll never have sex
Anonymous No.81758641 >>81758651 >>81758759
Imagine being such a boyfailure you flunk out of American schools lmao
They let niggers pass with 0.8 GPAs to not be racist
Anonymous No.81758651 >>81758659 >>81759142
>>81758641
1st time i failed on purpose because my bf was a sophmore and then he moved away all of sudden
2nd time i really had a crush on a freshmen and wanted to see him everyday
3rd time i just didn't feel like trying and i started getting made fun of for being 19
Anonymous No.81758659
>>81758651
That makes me feel a lot less bad about the reason I'm a highschool dropout.
Anonymous No.81758663
>>81758615
I want it so bad fuck it does stuff to my brain
jonah !!pJdtm0retyB No.81758670
niggers ruining my overwatch games god let me play support without having to deal with disgusting black monkeys on dps
Anonymous No.81758677 >>81758760 >>81759153
if i could stay in highschool forever i would
mentally i'm not an adult
Anonymous No.81758682 >>81759444
Play a white mans game jonah instead of goyslop
Anonymous No.81758759
>>81758641
i stopped going during my senior year because i didn't want to be there and didn't have to be
Anonymous No.81758760
>>81758677
>mentally i'm not an adult
Same, but highschool was the worst fucking time of my life and I'm glad I don't have to go there anymore.
Anonymous No.81758775
>>81758615
Made for other bottoms/flexie tops
Anonymous No.81758831 >>81758935
>tfw no saviour complex bf
Anonymous No.81758930
Found peach cider and it's very sweet
Anonymous No.81758935 >>81758949 >>81758950
>>81758831
What kind of savior complex?
Anonymous No.81758949 >>81759258
>>81758935
There are multiple kinds?
Anonymous No.81758950
>>81758935
I'm on my death bed and only bussy can save me without it I will die and then a cute bottom twink sits on my face and until I'm all better
Anonymous No.81759093
I still can't believe I was in Chernobyl (2019)
Anonymous No.81759122 >>81759206
>>81758593
I said I'd make it retard and I was still on time when I finished my dinner. If you wanna make it then do it right. Literally reminded of when we hit bump limit. Incompetent.
Anonymous No.81759142
>>81758651
Lmao failWHORE ahaahaha
Anonymous No.81759153
>>81758677
Same. Anonymous steeling my thoughts again.
Anonymous No.81759195
No boyfeet are cute enough to break my no fap streak
Anonymous No.81759206 >>81759267
>>81759122
Alright alright I'll let you make the thread next time, does that sound okay?
Anonymous No.81759254
feet feet feet sniffa
Anonymous No.81759258 >>81759268
>>81758949
When I googled it, wikipedia says there's also other kinds
I'm the kind where if I feel bad for a guy because he says he's lonely (and describes it in a real way) or just sounds sad in way he speaks, I'm offer pity sex, and then either go through with it or try to make myself seem really trashy and unattractive so he cancels.
Anonymous No.81759267 >>81759273
>>81759206
No you have to talk back it's not fun talking shit when you acknowledge your mistake. Whatever, you could fix it next time too. Maybe it's an opportunity to redeem yourself?
Anonymous No.81759268
>>81759258
I am not interested in sex with strangers sorry bud.
Anonymous No.81759273
>>81759267
Redeem my cock in your mouth saar
Anonymous No.81759280 >>81759299
>I'm offer pity sex
Rajeesh stop being cringe online you have cow poo leftovers to rub on yourself
Anonymous No.81759294
I'm gonna stop taking my sleeping aid cause it makes me too groggy in the morning...
Anonymous No.81759299
>>81759280
Thank you for remindering me saar.
Anonymous No.81759305 >>81759327
hmm so this is a thread for for gay incels?
why dont you just date each other lmfao
Anonymous No.81759311
How bout you kill yo self nigga
Anonymous No.81759315 >>81759549
Imagine your bf lavenderanon takes off the mask during sex and you see his hideously deformed face that makes him the ugliest man alive but he keeps fucking you and you just have to take it and can't say his mask fell off because it's awkward and he is blissfully ignorant of the horrors he subjected you to
Anonymous No.81759325
Eating out lavenderkuns lavender flavored bussy hnnng
Anonymous No.81759327
>>81759305
It's actually what I'm trying to do (sorta)
I'm not sure when it's appropriate to suggest meeting up irl, But I'm planning on offering after getting my driver's license.
Anonymous No.81759342
I need a bf that manipulates me gaslights me and subtly puts me down but all covertly so I don't leave him
Anonymous No.81759343
I wanna cosplay with my bf but not wear female clothes, that is cringe. Yes there is a massive difference, you either get it or you don't. And I pity the fool that don't.
Anonymous No.81759351
Scawa cosplay with the huge dumb hat
Anonymous No.81759358 >>81759393
Low self esteem r9gay posters are such a cliche at this point I have no time for you pathetic worthless losers. Yeah you deserve to feel the way that you do. Whiny bitches.
Anonymous No.81759374
Scawa cosplay with huge dumb feet on my face
Anonymous No.81759383 >>81759404 >>81759558
Huge dumb dick
Anonymous No.81759391
What if meow got rapped by bunnymutt instead of army chads? Do you think he would end up more insane or not?
Anonymous No.81759393
>>81759358
jokes on you I proactively work on improving my self esteem
Anonymous No.81759404
>>81759383
made to piss on bunnymutt
Anonymous No.81759411
Meow never got raped, he got molested, which is not the same thing. You people need to catch up on the lore, sigh.
Anonymous No.81759418
Dicks that are too big look kinda weird
Anonymous No.81759429 >>81759480
My bad filefag got raped by brad during the 3ds prison arc
Anonymous No.81759431 >>81759503
>>78132821
Giggling at my own ancient posts
jonah !!pJdtm0retyB No.81759444 >>81759500
>>81758682
i don't know what else to play. i wish i did.
Anonymous No.81759480
>>81759429
Didn't happen but Brad said he was gonna do that once, just didn't follow through.
Anonymous No.81759500 >>81759566
>>81759444
play with your boyfriend
Anonymous No.81759503 >>81759529
>>81759431
Why are you reading the archives so much lately? Missing the meow simping days?
Anonymous No.81759529
>>81759503
Rebuilding the r9gay spam folder
Anonymous No.81759549 >>81759577
>>81759315
I would never take off my mask during sex it stays on 24/7. If someone saw my face, ESPECIALLY during sex, I would flat out die.
Anonymous No.81759554
People say the threads were always the same but it's just that them being stupid and having poor memories. You only need to take one look at the archives and see how more prevalent tfw no bf posting was years ago. Threads were literally green like we were making a green new deal. Then you had massive walls of text arc where you had few anons talking to eachother and threads were full of walls of texts. Then you had meow mental breakdown spam when he first returned here which was insufferable and made normal posters hate him while making retards want to fuck him. But I remember. I remember it all. The different eras. I lived it. I can back it up with links. I am a historian.
>rrKYS
Anonymous No.81759558 >>81759581 >>81759589
>>81759383
I hate it when guys have cocks like that where the head is either incredibly smaller or incredibly bigger then the rest of the dick it looks so alien and weird
jonah !!pJdtm0retyB No.81759566
>>81759500
no because he hates overwatch and all the games i play but would rather play siege
Anonymous No.81759571
Jonah and his bf have shit taste in games waow
Anonymous No.81759577
>>81759549
It's not coincidence two uglies men, women or beasts alive both live in Ohio and are NOT rizzlers. If you two met and had sex you would usher in the age of apocalypse and release horrors beyond our comprehension
Anonymous No.81759581
>>81759558
Why? They look very beautiful and functionally better.
Anonymous No.81759589 >>81759618
>>81759558
It looks odd but I imagine it's much more pleasant in terms of stretching you out.
You don't see the pp 90% of the time anyways.
Anonymous No.81759599 >>81759659
For a buncha faggots you lot have some very specific cock parameters
Anonymous No.81759604
My bf would have to be as terminally online as me and also smart and win arguments and also have a cute smug personality. They should have build-your-own-bf section at the bf store.
Anonymous No.81759618 >>81759714
>>81759589
You see it all the time you stupid bottom whore it goes into your mouth, you degenerate pooplover
Anonymous No.81759633 >>81759826
If he don't like chao I don't wanna know em
Anonymous No.81759654
My bf needs to be stupid and happy-go-lucky and let me pamper him as much as I can and give me infinite cuddles
Anonymous No.81759659
>>81759599
It's not that hard just don't have an alien penis
Anonymous No.81759675
all alien gincels please leave the thread
Anonymous No.81759698
I have such an unfathomably average penis it's crazy. I think any bottom would be so bored upon seeing my penis that they would pass out.
Anonymous No.81759714
>>81759618
You see the inside of your mouth?
How are you gonna call a dick "alien looking" and then be an alien tf?
Anonymous No.81759729 >>81759734
This gen is oral and foot only
Anonymous No.81759733
Using xray vision to watch your fbf creampie you
Anonymous No.81759734 >>81759748
>>81759729
I demand to eat my fbf's ass.
Anonymous No.81759748 >>81759887
>>81759734
Based if bottom
Cringe if top
Anonymous No.81759759
Average bottom itt
Anonymous No.81759826 >>81759855
>>81759633
Stop steeling my posts. My bf is going to have super cute chao garden and he is going to show it to me and be very proud of his little chao despite the game being ancient.
Anonymous No.81759855 >>81759889
>>81759826
Toot toot
We stan lotus
Anonymous No.81759887
>>81759748
Tops are allowed to eat ass it is our divine right, mandate of heaven
I can pleasure my fbfs ass however I wish
Anonymous No.81759889
Unfortunate how the bakery near me was closed at this time and no stores are open and there is nowhere I am go to get something sweet. Luckily I had one protein milk left but goddammit there should be 24/7 stores open and near me. It's evil what they're doing to us.
I would go for a run but I'm so tired and sweaty for carrying my things around for like an hour.
>>81759855
Suppah kyut. Man I love chao garden ;-;
Anonymous No.81759920 >>81759991 >>81760150
>tfw your bf puts his foot on the table next to your anime figures
Anonymous No.81759931 >>81760108 >>81760236
I cooked chicken, potatoes and some green beans for dinner, not used to eating the beans and I think I undercooked them some as they were quite mushy but still I actually cooked and ate a veggie that wasn't potatoes.
Anonymous No.81759955
Old sonic games so cute
Anonymous No.81759965
>pissing on story's plate and calling it soup
Anonymous No.81759980 >>81760007
I go to /v/ exclusively for chao threads and thinly veiled gay vidya boy threads
Anonymous No.81759991
>>81759920
troon feet me thinks
Anonymous No.81760007 >>81760091 >>81760191
>>81759980
I already said this but it's so cute people still care so much about a mechanic so old which wasn't even a part of the main story and you could beat the whole game without engaging with the garden at all.
Anonymous No.81760032
Sniffa o_o
Anonymous No.81760084 >>81760306
Tops of feet are cute to me yet bottoms of feet are gross to me, why is that I wonder?
Anonymous No.81760091 >>81760191
>>81760007
I only replayed the levels to grind the garden desu even if I only understood 5% of how it worked as a kid
pc has a strong modding community still too
jonah !!pJdtm0retyB No.81760098 >>81760105
caved in and im watching 28 years later on a fucking site where its clearly been recorded on a camera because i can see people walking by occasionally
Anonymous No.81760105 >>81760132
>>81760098
Use vumoo dummy jonah
Anonymous No.81760108 >>81760123
>>81759931
Undercooked green beans aren't mushy, OVERcooked ones are. Please don't boil them into oblivion next time.
Anonymous No.81760123
>>81760108

Ahh I stand corrected. I had zero idea how long to cook them. The thing is I never recorded how long I cooked them for so next time I'll be eyeballing it as well.
jonah !!pJdtm0retyB No.81760132
>>81760105
there's literally no rips out yet, this was the best quality i could find so far sadly. i dont have my vpn on this laptop either so vumoo is a no go because it's blocked here
Anonymous No.81760150 >>81760334
>>81759920
disgusting prisongay figure
tru No.81760191
>>81760091
>>81760007
chao garden was the best part of SA 1&2
Anonymous No.81760224 >>81760349
lowkey still mad at my sibling for sending my chao to the forest
Anonymous No.81760234 >>81760407
I don't even know what a chao is. Is it another cutesy gay icon or what?
Anonymous No.81760236
>>81759931
I had salmon, rice steamed with broccoli, and baked sweet potato
Anonymous No.81760306
>>81760084
I actually agree but this seems to be uncommon among footfags. Dunno why myself.
Anonymous No.81760309
My ideal bf is a Swooping Hawk or a Fire Dragon
Anonymous No.81760334
>>81760150
Anime girls are a long standing part of gay culture
Anonymous No.81760344
Eepy all the time
All the time eepy
Bye gays
Anonymous No.81760349 >>81760407
>>81760224
What happened? Why? How?
Anonymous No.81760403 >>81760500
I wish I had a bf to introduce me to anime, it's just so cute but I don't know where to begin.
Anonymous No.81760407
>>81760234
Chao is a kind of cute creature from the Sonic series, you hatch and raise your own in a couple games
>>81760349
the garden was full or something, I don't remember
Anonymous No.81760434
Gonna visit my hobby store and buy some paints to redo my Optimus Prime fig.

They be expensive though it's gonna be a 70 dollar trip fuckkkkkk
Anonymous No.81760449 >>81760470
I still wonder how Brad gets all his transformer money.
Anonymous No.81760470
>>81760449
I know a person on another board who lives off the British government and gets neetbux to buy rare trading cards. He always has $10k or more in his savings account too. lol
Anonymous No.81760500
>>81760403
That's so dumb and you're incompetent
Anonymous No.81760646
Are veggies like green beans any good warmed up? I have a bunch leftover and it seems wasteful to just throw them away.
Anonymous No.81760650
I need a shower but I'm so tired...
Anonymous No.81760754 >>81760764 >>81764252
New anime about 2 gay twinks just dropped
Anonymous No.81760764 >>81760774
>>81760754
Both of them are going to be dating girls by the end of the anime. I don't even know what anime it is. Japan does not allow queer representation in their media.
Anonymous No.81760774 >>81760797
>>81760764
It's a netflix anime though
Anonymous No.81760782 >>81766032
After this morning's incident I have decided to hard boil the rest of my eggs instead of drinking them raw and make korean drug eggs. I will let you know how they taste after marinating overnight.
https://www.cookerru.com/mayak-eggs/
Anonymous No.81760797
>>81760774
Doesn't that just mean Netflix partnered with the studio to provide an international release? I don't think Netflix actually has any decision making power over it, but I could be wrong.
Anonymous No.81760822 >>81760828
I have never had a streaming service subscription in my life. I feel like I'm missing something by not.
Anonymous No.81760828 >>81760843
>>81760822
You're not. I only use them when I'm visiting family, everything I watch is on youtube or piratable.
Anonymous No.81760843
>>81760828
Same I only use it at another person's place when I don't have access to my pc otherwise I'd just pirate that shit and netflix always has a shit collection of movies anyways
Meowster !9Fb2kCPDgA No.81760913 >>81760937
hello every1!! :3
it's time for me to go to bed so goodnight everyone and sleep well
Anonymous No.81760937 >>81761379
>>81760913
What are you even doing
You showed up just to say goodbye?
If my boyfriend did that I would break into his house and smack him silly while he was asleep
Anonymous No.81761013 >>81761113
How many days has it been since our Finnish meow posted? I miss him.
Anonymous No.81761084 >>81761113
Maybe meow got a boyfriend and decided he didn't need to be here anymore.
Anonymous No.81761113
>>81761013
Hopefully he got his wish fulfilled and got raped and beheaded by his BBC coworkers at mcdonalds
>>81761084
I hope he's happy with his imaginary schizophrenic delusion bf
Anonymous No.81761196
You just want me cause I'm next
Anonymous No.81761379 >>81761391
>>81760937

please please please break into my house and beat me
Anonymous No.81761391
>>81761379
You're not my boyfriend, who are you?!
Anonymous No.81761532
I've eaten so many beans and eggs today my body is becoming the most lethal gas chamber
Anonymous No.81761766 >>81761793
>meet cute boy online
>he's from my city
>he's nice to me
>talk for a few hours
>he mentions his bf
Why must God punish me like this?
Anonymous No.81761784 >>81761794 >>81761799 >>81764516 >>81764597
>be me, in middle school
>notice I have stiff feet
>tell my dad
>he tells me I'm just pretending to have stiff feet to get out of gym class

>be me, in highschool
>my feet start to ache for no reason
>tell my dad
>he tells me I'm pretending they hurt for attention

>be me, nearing the end of highschool
>the ache in my feet has gotten bad to the point where I walk with a slight, but still noticeable limp
>tell my dad
>he tells me I'm faking my limp to seem special

>be me now, adult
>decide to finally see a doctor about my feet, he tells me to get them scanned
>apparently my fibrous cartilage developed in a weird way when I was in the womb and I have an actual foot condition (talocalcaneal coalition)

Vindicated.
Why did my dad feel the need to tell me I was larping though? I wasn't a super attention seeking kid or anything
Anonymous No.81761793 >>81761798
>>81761766
>talking to men besides his bf
He would've cheated on you if you had dated, you dodged a bullet
Anonymous No.81761794 >>81761814
>>81761784
This is a weird question to ask. Some people are just assholes who aren't fit to be parents? He just didn't want to spend money on a doctor's visit.
Anonymous No.81761798 >>81761922
>>81761793
Perhaps this was the higher power's way of warning me...
Anonymous No.81761799
>>81761784
>Why did my dad feel the need to tell me I was larping though?
this is the real toxic masculinity
Anonymous No.81761814
>>81761794
I don't know, I just feel like it's such a weird thing to be so adamant about. I complained consistently for years. Oh well
Anonymous No.81761922 >>81761942
>>81761798
I'm guessing that he's probably going to come to you when he and his bf break up - whores like that always have a couple of guys ready just in case they get lonely and cockless for a while. Don't take him anon...
Anonymous No.81761942
>>81761922
I honestly interept this whole interaction as some divine warning from God against the temptation of gay whores.

But you are correct, I shall not entertain him if he bothers me.
Anonymous No.81761960 >>81761973 >>81763069
My left collarbone sticks out and it looks weird. I need to kill myself
Anonymous No.81761973 >>81762198
>>81761960
Don't worry I have this too. Scoliosis or winged scapula induced. I never saw a doctor for it.
Anonymous No.81761990 >>81762012
>ywn suck on your fbfs beautiful jutting collarbone
Anonymous No.81762012
>>81761990
I'm insecure about it :(((
Anonymous No.81762198
>>81761973
I don't need to see a doctor for it, since it isn't causing me any physical pain... No, it's causing me something much, much worse: SADNESS from being ugly
Anonymous No.81762873
Sometimes I hear sounds coming from the sky that's just some plane or helicopter and think maybe it's actually aliens
Anonymous No.81762964 >>81763032 >>81764516
>>81758105 (OP)
I get aroused by cock so am I allowed to be here?
Anonymous No.81763032 >>81763094
>>81762964
what kind of cock?
Anonymous No.81763047 >>81763119 >>81763146 >>81763154
I sort of want to be in a relationship where no one is anally penetrated. My hypothetical bf and I would just kiss, frot and give eachother blowjobs and handjobs. Albeit that may be because I have a notably low sex drive.
Anonymous No.81763069
>>81761960
I'm pretty sure this happens when you break your collarbone and it heals naturally
Anonymous No.81763094
>>81763032
Girthy cock y?
Anonymous No.81763119
>>81763047
me too but I guess I would prison bottom if I liked a guy who wouldn't accept me not wanting to do penetration
Anonymous No.81763146
>>81763047
all tops need a cummyhole or else they wont feel loved and will become more and more hostile
anal penetration is required for a connection to be made or else your just friends
Anonymous No.81763154
>>81763047
whole reason I hate the prison-gay femboy stuff
if I wanted to rail a girl I'd do that. I just want to read and play games together and lazily stroke a guy I actually like
Anonymous No.81763177
I've been good and I've been bad
But common sense I've never had
No matter how I try and try,
I heard the truth behind a lie
That's the way that I can win
A victim of your evil sin
You lost of face within your heart
The fire and soul from the end to the start
Anonymous No.81763179 >>81764858 >>81764870 >>81764895
is anyone else aroused by certain outfits? i love when a bottom has on skin tight jeans and a wife beater that shows off him slim supple physique
>i would ravage all of them
Anonymous No.81763200 >>81763221 >>81763244 >>81764632 >>81764641
>>81758105 (OP)
Do any of you have a lisp even if it's slight?
Anonymous No.81763221 >>81763235 >>81763288
>>81763200
all bottoms have a lisp
if a top does i would lmao
Anonymous No.81763235
>>81763221
I've been told my voice is deep and confident, but when I play vidya I usually mumble a lot in the voice chat.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKWHa65cmns
Anonymous No.81763244 >>81763259 >>81763283 >>81764536
>>81763200
No. I pass as straight IRL (not in a hot way, I look like a straight incel) and men never approach me.
Anonymous No.81763259 >>81766519
>>81763244
>not in a hot way
>look like an incel
if it's really visible it's probably cute, to be honest
Anonymous No.81763283 >>81764516 >>81766519
>>81763244
I don't believe this. Not even tops look straight.
Anonymous No.81763288
>>81763221
I'm guilty but it's not an annoying lisp I'm told.
Anonymous No.81763958 >>81764239
old spice

what do you guys use
Anonymous No.81764199
>one day i might have a bf
lifefuel
Anonymous No.81764239 >>81764256
>>81763958
nothing, never used deodorant in my life
Anonymous No.81764252 >>81764413
>>81760754
Is it the Hikaru one? Because I guarantee they're going to remove anything explicit and just have it be hints and teases. Japanese DO NOT like gay shit in their media
Anonymous No.81764256
>>81764239
u stinky, no bf for you
Anonymous No.81764267 >>81764420
I just want to keep a friendless autistic boy entirely too myself. Is that really too much to ask for?
Anonymous No.81764413 >>81764478
>>81764252
There isn't anything explicit in the manga anyway, only "hints" towards Hikaru's feelings toward the Mc, and the Mc doesn't return those feelings. Although I haven't read the manga in a while so maybe that changed.
Anonymous No.81764420 >>81766519
>>81764267
Fetishing aurism and friendlessness is kinda looked down upon yeah, especially by autists themselves.
Anonymous No.81764478 >>81764504
>>81764413
I thought there was a scene in the bath where they kiss or maybe I'm remembering wrong. It's been a while since I read it too. Honestly I'm baffled as to why they've made this into a high production anime. The horror/eeriness is just okay, plot is slow and meandering, the gay teasing just serves to alienate the usual weeb audiences. Already in the first episode I notice they've rushed in characters and plot points that happen much later
Anonymous No.81764504 >>81764514
>>81764478
It's a popular manga and there are a lot of fujos and guys into BL, we get a few bl anime a year nowadays it's not surprising this one got adapted.
Anonymous No.81764514 >>81764562
>>81764504
The BL anime are usually pretty low quality, like that cherry blossom one last year
Anonymous No.81764516 >>81764684
>>81761784
Because people are dumb. Whenever I listened to advice of those who thought they knew what was best for me rather than myself I regretted it and they were wrong lol.
>>81762964
No? You're not gay so you don't belong in a gay thread. It's that simple. Unless you're not attracted to women and trannies you're not gay.
>>81763283
They do, not everyone is such a feminized faggot sissy with cocklust beaming out of his every pore.
Anonymous No.81764536 >>81766519
>>81763244
I do too, both physically and vocally, but that's not that big of a deal and not a some gift or curse. Definately doesn't make me look attractive to other guys.
Anonymous No.81764544 >>81764564 >>81764732
I keep falling asleep for 3 hours and waking up at 1AM. How do I break this cycle?
Anonymous No.81764562 >>81765093
>>81764514
That's true, it's not often we get a good BL anime, but it's also true for any anime really. Most are kinda dogshit. That's life.
Anonymous No.81764564
>>81764544
a 7pm coffee should keep you going, or try gooning at 9pm
Anonymous No.81764597 >>81765444
>>81761784
I have something similar with one of my feet except it was being told to walk it off after an injury and not even a full night in the hospital. Told people I felt like I walked funny or something was up and everyone said I was fine and overthinking it. When I saw a doctor over a decade later they said it would need surgery and absolutely wasn't fine. I naturally stand like this now and my walking gait makes me sway back and forth,
Anonymous No.81764632 >>81764639
>>81763200
i dont have a lisp but i have a different speech impediment (rhotacism) which makes me sound like a little kid/retard
Anonymous No.81764639
>>81764632
reading the replies, you guys obviously have some other definition of lisp im not aware of
Anonymous No.81764641
>>81763200
I have a nerd voice and am incapable of shouting
Anonymous No.81764684
>>81764516
everyone who posts on 4chan is fem natured
Anonymous No.81764689 >>81764703
My mom nearly stabbed me with a knife just now lol
Anonymous No.81764703 >>81764728
>>81764689
imagine if she actually did and then blood started pouring out of you, your mom screamed, called the police, but it was too late, your soul left your body and now you're in the void
Anonymous No.81764728
>>81764703
Yea that'd be crazy haha

But actually it was pretty retarded, I went to the fridge to get food and she thought I was a home invader
Anonymous No.81764732 >>81764845
>>81764544
ive tried various things to get a better sleep (melatonin, l-lysine, etc.) but it wasn't until I started taking Natural Factors Lung, Bronchial & Sinus Health that I felt like I got a goodnight sleep and felt really restful, looking at the ingredients on the bottle...it's due to one of these or the combination of them...
wild cherry extract
mullein extract
n-acetyl-l-cysteine
Anonymous No.81764808 >>81765104
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2koDeoy4Y8
Anonymous No.81764845
>>81764732
l-theanine*
Anonymous No.81764858 >>81764974 >>81765054
>>81763179
a decent pair of underwear by a quality brand arouses me
does anyone take a bottom wearing Hanes or Fruit of the Loom seriously?
Anonymous No.81764870 >>81765054
>>81763179
bottoms in muscle shirts
Anonymous No.81764895 >>81765054
>>81763179
thongs and wife beaters
its cute when a bottom pretends to be tough and tries to wear "masc" clothing or mixes something masc with fem
Anonymous No.81764974 >>81764992
>>81764858
Literally any pair of soft, form fitting boxer briefs drives me nuts, I don't care what brand it's from. I see shit like that and I want to jam my hands or crotch or face against it.
Anonymous No.81764992
>>81764974
I've seen a few twinks wearing really run down underwear, like they've been wearing it for years or something and don't throw it out. I guess in some ways it's hot thinking about how it smells and their dried up semen being on it but otherwise it just looks trashy.
Anonymous No.81765046
Meow meow patapim
Anonymous No.81765054
>>81764858
>>81764870
>>81764895
Perfect domm tops
Anonymous No.81765093
>>81764562
Shounen usually gets good adaptions and coomshit for straights if it stands out
Anonymous No.81765095
>hellkind
Games that look cool but are not for me #1294949
Anonymous No.81765104
>>81764808
I look like the cartoon in this image
Anonymous No.81765113 >>81765142 >>81765192 >>81765354
holy fuck these came out so good
i love eggs
Anonymous No.81765142 >>81766032
>>81765113
isn't that too many eggs to eat in a day? i'd probably have a heart attack
Anonymous No.81765192 >>81766041
>>81765113
show us the inside, egg boy
Anonymous No.81765347 >>81765367 >>81765397 >>81765461
it's a tops act like bottoms and bottoms act like tops sort of day
Anonymous No.81765354 >>81766032
>>81765113
What's in the marinade?
Anonymous No.81765356
>>81737894
Rare lavenderanon face reveal
Anonymous No.81765367
>>81765347
I love guys that look like twinks but act like tops in their personality
Anonymous No.81765397 >>81765518
>>81765347
post more of this it's giving me bonerz
Anonymous No.81765416
I'm a twink but I love beefy men with fat asses getting railed
Anonymous No.81765425
Latest worst posters rankings:
1. Ai sloppa
2. Cuckbot
3. Brad
4. Story
5. Eggslut
6. Meow3
Anonymous No.81765433 >>81766613
Mornin boyfeet in your face
Anonymous No.81765444
>>81764597
Did you also turn black or were you always a jogger?
Anonymous No.81765461
>>81765347
Post the slampiggy getting railed by thick BTC
Anonymous No.81765494 >>81765530
>thongs
>jockstraps
Why do faggots have such shitty taste in underwear?
Anonymous No.81765518 >>81765569
>>81765397
dont have anymore but I did try to create a matt Damon and Ben Affleck gay affair
Anonymous No.81765530 >>81765553
>>81765494
post good underwear
Anonymous No.81765532
>bunnymutt and ruotsi having a threesome with meow
Anonymous No.81765550 >>81765571
just ranted to my ex e-bf for 10 minutes in dms but he's probably never gonna read that shit let alone reply,,,, (hasn't talked to me in like 60 days)
Anonymous No.81765553 >>81765566
>>81765530
Doesn't really matter what the color is since boxer briefs will always be the only good underwear you can wear
Anonymous No.81765566
>>81765553
>manscaped

their trimmers suck
Anonymous No.81765569 >>81765743
>>81765518
neeeeed this
Anonymous No.81765571 >>81765576
>>81765550
My ex e-bf is still my friend and maybe he will be my bf once again but if not I'm happy to be around him still :D
Anonymous No.81765576
>>81765571
i would be happy with that too, hell i would be happy with a single reply telling me to fuck off because at least i would have closure
Anonymous No.81765587 >>81765607 >>81765788 >>81765961
how do you feel about older dad types? do you have an age preference?
Anonymous No.81765597 >>81765632 >>81765657
Post masculine bottoms with thick rounds butts
Anonymous No.81765607
>>81765587
I prefer people near my age because I don't want my partner to die 15 years before me of old age
Anonymous No.81765632 >>81765652 >>81765669
>>81765597
AI be like
Anonymous No.81765652 >>81765682
>>81765632
Hot but also cursed. I want more plump beefy daddy types though
Anonymous No.81765657
>>81765597
musclebooty
Anonymous No.81765669
>>81765632
wtf is this AI trained on
Anonymous No.81765682 >>81765690 >>81765827
>>81765652
https://perchance.org/ai-boy-generator

" beefy hairy naked muscular man, bent over showing off his masculine thick, round butt. He is posed confidently on a vintage couch with beer cans and a old TV. He looks like a truck driver."

is this what you want?
Anonymous No.81765690
>>81765682
Top right is perfect. Dumb beefy slampig daddy
Anonymous No.81765743
>>81765569
top to mature bottoms timeline is real
Anonymous No.81765788
>>81765587
Love them post moar hung daddies
Anonymous No.81765814
Hnnnng fucking dumb himbos need the back of their tank tops held and asses plapped
Anonymous No.81765827 >>81765851
>>81765682
How do I save all 6 pictures like that? I want to post the others
Anonymous No.81765851 >>81765911
>>81765827
I just screenshotted that one on my laptop but I also use old.photojoiner.com to create collages easily and then https://www.resizepixel.com/reduce-image-in-kb/ if I need to reduce it to 4MB.
Anonymous No.81765911 >>81765922 >>81766049
>>81765851
Man some of this gets cursed when you add dicks
Anonymous No.81765922 >>81766018 >>81766049
>>81765911
This one is perfect. Huge ass and guzzling on those big twink cocks
Anonymous No.81765961
>>81765587
I'm okay with the idea of an older boyfriend, I would prefer if my fbf would be my age, but I beggars can't be choosers and if my fbf happen to be 10 years older (15 would be too much I think), I wouldn't be upset about it.
Anonymous No.81765977 >>81766979
I sure hope nobody reports all the ai slop spam
Anonymous No.81766018
>>81765922
post huge strong mature man getting pounded front or back by hung dyel twinks
Anonymous No.81766032
>>81765142
I only ate 4 of them but I had two more when I got to work
6 egg breakfast is the goal
>>81765354
I posted the recipe here if you want it: >>81760782
Anonymous No.81766041 >>81766613 >>81767021
>>81765192
The marinade didn't penetrate too deep, supposedly it should absorb more flavor as time passes
Anonymous No.81766049 >>81766075
>>81765922
>>81765911
God I wish I looked like this so badly
I want to be the world's most gropeable masc guy
Anonymous No.81766075 >>81766173
>>81766049
what if you're already big enough for a bf to *grab your chest and belly*
Anonymous No.81766173 >>81766460
>>81766075
I am not, unfortunately. There's barely anything to see, much less grab. I must inflate.
Anonymous No.81766386
Some of these are so hot
Anonymous No.81766460
>>81766173
B-but anon, a bf that rubs on you now will stimulate your grow and the area that you want to be big, p-please let a guy make your bloodflow better
Anonymous No.81766479
This AI slop makes me wish for the anime boys, at least those are cute.
Anonymous No.81766519 >>81766566 >>81766921
>>81763259
The only people who fetishize male autists and incels are gay male incels, which unfortunately I don't really meet IRL. I'm glad that there are some people who find it cute.
>>81763283
I don't have gay voice and I don't look gay
https://voca.ro/13hnSOJ5p5Bx
>>81764420
Desu I like to be liked
>>81764536
Yeah, I'm not despairing over it or anything. Looking gay comes with a lot of struggles. It's just a little bit sad, since gay guys don't talk to me.
Anonymous No.81766544 >>81766583
You definitely have gayvoice lol
They lied to you
Anonymous No.81766566
>>81766519
Fine I'll have to cope knowing no beefy bf with cool voice for me to care for
Anonymous No.81766583 >>81766623
>>81766544
What about it is gay
Anonymous No.81766613 >>81766740 >>81766937
>>81766041
Your fingers look like toes
>>81765433
I wish I had hair like this and wasn't an ugly balding manlet top
Anonymous No.81766623
>>81766583
Everything
You prancing la la homo man
Anonymous No.81766664
i came to post about being afraid of people and how life sucks but the stream of huge ass pictures made me laugh and feel better
also that anon does have a gayvoice
Anonymous No.81766734
I am THE only straight-passing bottom itt.
Anonymous No.81766740 >>81766779
>>81766613
Btw Ihave hair like this and it's not as cool as you think it could be, very hot in the summer.
Anonymous No.81766774
I should have mowed the grass this morning but of course I didn't. Going to do my pedals again today and try and keep doing it as well as not eating out.
Anonymous No.81766779 >>81767005
>>81766740
Yeah but your hair is protecting your ears and face from getting sunburned too and it's really cute hair that makes guys like you
Anonymous No.81766882
I am going to be pitting cherries all day, God just loves to make fun of me in big stupid ways
Anonymous No.81766921 >>81767444
>>81766519
You don't sound like a flamboyant stereotype but you sound like they averaged the voice of every dude that's sucked dick in the bathroom at a gay bar and gave it sentience.
Anonymous No.81766937
>>81766613
I have normal human fingers shut up.
Anonymous No.81766956 >>81767611
Imagine bunnymutt stepping on your cock with his wide dwarf feet
Anonymous No.81766966
manlet is very straightcoded
Anonymous No.81766979
>>81765977
It singlehandedly ruined overall pic appeal of this thread more than hue ever could
Anonymous No.81766997
I'm a very straight passing top I think it's because I'm actually straight and because of all the misogyny and homophobia
Anonymous No.81767005 >>81767130 >>81767232
>>81766779
I like short-haired guys a lot, maybe there's a guy who likes that about you too, if that's the case.
>cute hair
I wanted to disagree with you once again, but I like it a lot too.
>that makes guys like you
Some things need more than topical solutions, no boy would ever find me cute because I'm not a cute pale smooth twinky bottom :(
Off-topic, but I need to go like right now and I might be gone for days, could you please recommend more movies like you mentioned? I know you're cute, please tell me some and I'll try to watch, yours seem very interesting.
Anonymous No.81767021 >>81767257
>>81766041
Why are you using chopsticks and why are you using your feet to hold them?
Anonymous No.81767130 >>81767232
>>81767005
Not really sure what genre of movie to recommend but here's a couple more period pieces
Master and commander with russel crowe
Barry lyndon by stanley kubrick
The count of monte cristo the 2002 version with jim caviezel
The duellists with harvey keitel from 1977
The man in the iron mask with leonardo dicaprio from 1998
Waterloo from 1970 which was made in conjunction between italy and the soviet union and actually used 17k soviet troops as background extras in the movie
Anonymous No.81767208
>>81758105 (OP)
Still no reply from that fucking bpd whore. It's been three days.
It's over.
Anonymous No.81767213 >>81767317
you didn't deserve him luv
Anonymous No.81767232
>>81767130
>>81767005
Also I should clarify that some of these movies are pretty slow and contain a lot of sections where it's just people talking so if you want more action and a higher paced movie these three are action movies

Master and commander
The count of monte cristo
The man in the iron mask

Just mentioning it because I know some people struggle to sit through a 3hr kubrick movie
Anonymous No.81767244 >>81767260 >>81767265
I saw master and commander in the theaters when it released, I loved it.
Anonymous No.81767257
>>81767021
Those are my FINGERS also I just like chopsticks they're fun.
Anonymous No.81767260
>>81767244
Great movie and I like that kid actor that they put in it who was also in the hbo rome tv show I wish he was in more things
Anonymous No.81767262 >>81767271 >>81767276 >>81767290
R9gay has shit taste in movies. So glad I'm not like most posters here
Anonymous No.81767265 >>81767304
>>81767244
I only saw it on DVD years later, it was so good I bought the books, I got about halfway through the first one and forgot about it though, I get distracted easily, I need to go back to that.
Anonymous No.81767269 >>81768322
Heat is my favorite film
Or maybe Goodfellas
Anonymous No.81767271 >>81767521
>>81767262
Name 3 movies that you like then so we can see your taste in movies
Anonymous No.81767276
>>81767262
to be fair r9gay has shit taste in everything so
Anonymous No.81767280 >>81767327
My favorite movie is still the first half hour of the Digimon movie.
Absolute perfection, omnimon is so hot he made me cry
jonah !!pJdtm0retyB No.81767290 >>81767309
>>81767262
god forbid we enjoy awful movies
Anonymous No.81767302 >>81767324 >>81767444
I remember when you used to have physical copies of games, movies, anime etc. I remember when you had to put the disk inside your PC to watch it. You poor souls don't even see where this is headed do you? They can just delete your shit out of existence and you don't own shit. Paying for codes in a fucking box. You will own nothing and you will be 'appy
Anonymous No.81767304
>>81767265

I never read the books, I was too lazy for that. Basically what i did was watch the movie with mom and then whisper to her the entire time what was happening using my very basic historical knowledge at this point, luckily by the time we went and saw it there was maybe 5 people in the theater so we weren't bothering anyone.
Anonymous No.81767307
okay unc we get it
Anonymous No.81767309 >>81767324
>>81767290
Your letterboxd is nothing but shit movies though jonah no joke
Anonymous No.81767314
I hope to one day have a bf as loyal as Soundwave.
Anonymous No.81767317
>>81767213
Idk if you meant to reply to me, but wtf did I do wrong
Anonymous No.81767322
Omg ducky
jonah !!pJdtm0retyB No.81767324 >>81767333
>>81767302
archive everything. i mean everything.
>>81767309
i quite enjoyed 28 years later and videodrome being in my top 4.... oh anon...
Anonymous No.81767327
>>81767280
Only good digimon is early (original show) digimon tho. I love op and ed so fucking much and the whole story is so nice.
Anonymous No.81767330 >>81767360
Wait I posted the wrong one
ducky
Anonymous No.81767333 >>81767352
>>81767324
Actually could I get a link to your letterboxd so I don't have to search the archive for it?
jonah !!pJdtm0retyB No.81767352 >>81767430 >>81767448
>>81767333
its @evilstupidboy im pretty sure.
Anonymous No.81767360
>>81767330
ducks are cute, but I know they're assholes like the vast majority of birds.
Anonymous No.81767430 >>81767508
>>81767352
>rated 28 years later higher then 28 days later
I really hate your letterboxd
Anonymous No.81767444
>>81766921
Gayvoice anon here. I will NEVER recover from this. I hope you faggots are happy because now I have to kill myself.
>>81767302
I don't remember it too vividly myself (physical media was only popular when I was a child), but I try to transfer most of the media that I love onto some sort of physical medium because you should never trust the cloud.
Anonymous No.81767448 >>81767508
>>81767352
For someone who made fun of meows haircut yours is much worse you nose ring having duck liped faggot
Anonymous No.81767471 >>81767570
putting r9gay in the fagbag stat
Anonymous No.81767483
If my FBF ever mentioned an ex I'd most likely try to kill him in his sleep. It is best I do date a virgin FBF boy only.
Anonymous No.81767488 >>81767503
I could definitely save him from his chuddy ways. All he needs is love.
Anonymous No.81767503 >>81767518
>>81767488
mossad asset
jonah !!pJdtm0retyB No.81767508
>>81767430
i did enjoy 28YL a little bit more desu, i'm looking forward to the rest of the trilogy. i thought it was more interesting and expanded really well on the universe and the mutations are really cool and not over done! also the actor who played spike was so impressive, he had such a good performance considering how young he is
>>81767448
hey people pay good money to have lips like mine! but also, I never made fun of meow. I said his haircut didn't suit him and gave him tips on how to look better. It's not my fault that he's still going around with that hideous hairstyle..
Anonymous No.81767518
>>81767503
A very handsome one though
Anonymous No.81767521 >>81767559
>>81767271
Once upon a time in Hollywood
Bullet train
Bad times at el royale
Anonymous No.81767539
Imagine bunnymutt giving you a footjob with those dwarf feet
Anonymous No.81767545 >>81767569
reminder transformersfag had multiple ebfs and begged for a bf on lgbt
Anonymous No.81767552
only apostle can save us now
Anonymous No.81767559
>>81767521
>posts nothing but hipster trash
>none of the movies are older then 8yrs
Yeah okay bud let me guess you're a zoomer
Anonymous No.81767569
>>81767545
reminder I am an old nimble man.
Anonymous No.81767570
>>81767471
That's so hot
Me and who :3
Anonymous No.81767574
It really feels lonely when you're the only sane, actual human around
Anonymous No.81767611
>>81766956
I never realized how smooth and soft his legs looked
Anonymous No.81767617
In a sane competition I'd win
ali No.81767713 >>81767730
I remember when I wasn't in love I wasn't even that lonely but now every second without him in lonely and bored, I'm very excited to move in with him someday, so i can hopefully be with him all the time
Anonymous No.81767730
>>81767713
Ca you fuck of to gaygen we don't need more attention starved namefags or normalfags
Anonymous No.81767775 >>81768718
I wonder if this boy is trying to entrap me or trick me by being so nice to me it almost feels like he's saying exactly what I want him to it's like he's being too nice...
Anonymous No.81767968 >>81768328
got another nosebleed award
Anonymous No.81767982 >>81768884
Paying young toned muscular or skinny twinks up front for their services and sucking their huge veiny hard hung cocks and balls with my ugly bastard fat ugly lips
Anonymous No.81768322
>>81767269
I like Goodfellas a ton, I'm a big fan of crime movies.
Anonymous No.81768328 >>81768418
>>81767968
>Your Turn to Die
Oh frick yes!
Sorry about your nosebleed though
Anonymous No.81768361
I mainly get them in the winter but man nosebleeds suck, the worst is get one at night and bleed all over the pillow before you wake up and realize it.
Anonymous No.81768418
>>81768328
Hopefully my fbf licks up all the blood.

Also my new Transformer arrives today, I'll write a review on it here
Anonymous No.81768420 >>81768436
sister is playing work at a pizza place as a manager next to me and shes getting genuinely frustrated over it
Anonymous No.81768436 >>81768459
>>81768420
>work at a pizza place
A roblox game? wtf...
Anonymous No.81768453
The doctor told me directly to cut down on pizza. Which I haven't had in about a week now.
Anonymous No.81768459 >>81768510
>>81768436
yes. shes saying that all of her employees are retarded and useless
Anonymous No.81768510 >>81769307
>>81768459
How old is she? (orange)
Anonymous No.81768718 >>81768853
>>81767775
Paying chubby or soft guys upfront for their services and sucking their fat hairy soft veiny cocks and balls with my twinky pretty lips :3
Anonymous No.81768789
my cock is disgusting and hairy and I'm a twink
Anonymous No.81768853 >>81768884 >>81769189
>>81768718
Why did you reply to me with this? How did you know what my cock is like?
Anonymous No.81768884
>>81768853
Was meant for >>81767982 clearly
Anonymous No.81768891 >>81768902 >>81768949 >>81769086
Wagner PMC
r9gay spec op boykisser battalion
Anonymous No.81768902
>>81768891
real or just a /k/ommado larping?
Anonymous No.81768949 >>81768958
>>81768891
I need to start hanging out in the woods more often, maybe even try this sort of thing, once I'm comfy out there :3
Anonymous No.81768958 >>81768982
>>81768949
sex with fbf while camping in the wilderness is one of my hottest fantasies
Anonymous No.81768970
sex with fbf after torching an african village is one of my hottest fantasies
Anonymous No.81768982 >>81769042
>>81768958
that's so hot, well now I have something to look forward to once I get my fbf, I hope by then I can get comfy in the woods so at least one of us is already ready and I can teach him X3
Anonymous No.81769042
>>81768982
Same, I need to start camping this summer. Gotta buy a tent and maybe a kayak and stuff. Going swimming with my fbf in a river and seeing his wet body in swim trunks is a biological need at this point.
Anonymous No.81769086
>>81768891
Why is he playing with his poophole in the snow? Bottoms are retarded
Anonymous No.81769104
Raw sex with bottoms in the wild just as nature intended
Anonymous No.81769109 >>81769122
I'll be shooting my ar-15 on friday finally. I normally go to the range on the first friday of the month but I didn't want to go on the 4th because it would be packed.
Anonymous No.81769122
>>81769109
good luck, stay safe, and most importantly have fun!
Anonymous No.81769144 >>81769193 >>81769323
I know bottoms want to be violently railed and treated like animals but I really just want to have slow, grindy sex that's like 90% cuddling from behind where I'm smelling his hair and whispering how much I love him
Anonymous No.81769161 >>81769184 >>81769200
I couldn't find free public wifi anywhere and the mall was crawling with people so I couldn't stay long. This is really fucked up gang. I don't have wifi at home so I can't game but also I can't download new games for my switch. Essentially I can't game at all. I guess I can only play few games I downloaded for this occasion. I hate my stupid fucking family.
Think I'll go for a run now. It's super windy today.
Anonymous No.81769184 >>81769526
>>81769161
God I wish I liked playing games. Do you have a local library? Mine has free wifi, and a quiet space where you can just chill and use your laptop or whatever as long as you have headphones.
Anonymous No.81769189 >>81769228
>>81768853
Post nice cock btw
Anonymous No.81769193 >>81769233
>>81769144
Wanting it from behind is bottom coded. I want to do it missionary and look into his eyes and kiss him. I want to feel his nails on my back and his legs wrapping around me.
Anonymous No.81769200 >>81769526
>>81769161
Grim
What happened to your wifi
Anonymous No.81769228 >>81769237
>>81769189
I'm not posting my weiner here I only posted my ass here cause I'm a top and my ass doesn't matter but my penis is private and only for guys that I'm interested in
Anonymous No.81769233 >>81769249
>>81769193
Maybe this is just because of my lack of experience but can you actually kiss a guy while doing missionary? I feel like the angle is really awkward compared to when a guy and a girl do it. Maybe my dick just isn't big enough.
Anonymous No.81769237 >>81769243
>>81769228
post your cutting scars then
Anonymous No.81769243
>>81769237
I've never cut myself I have no scars
Anonymous No.81769249
>>81769233
A butt and a v*g are only a few inches away, seems like if you can go in one and kiss then you can make it work with the other. Maybe the legs would have to be in a different spot. I would hurt my back or neck just to kiss my fbf though.
Anonymous No.81769307 >>81769335
>>81768510
shes 13
i ended up playing some work at a pizza place with her and i understand her frustrations. people are retarded and useless
Anonymous No.81769318 >>81769376
So that's what Gen A do with their free time. Are the gen A's as brainrotted as we fear?
Anonymous No.81769323
>>81769144
I'm a top and I want to do both (at the same time)
Anonymous No.81769335
>>81769307
My little sister plays that shit too and gacha online
Anonymous No.81769376
>>81769318
my sister's friends from school are really brainrotted, yeah. ive met them and they're too far gone - they can't even watch movies because their attention spans are so low. i think my sister is pretty ok though, since i basically raised her and i tried to stop her from ending up too terribly. work at a pizza place is far from the most brainrotted game on roblox
Anonymous No.81769526
>>81769184
You don't have to like you just do it. There are so many genres you're bound to find something fun I think. And a lot of indie slop that takes zero skill if you don't like dying.
There aren't any near me except one at the dorm but you need a student id for it I think. Regardless I wouldn't feel comfy. I could've bought a drink and stayed at a bar or something but I hate those too. And am cheap.
>>81769200
Some no one is home most of the time dad canceled the monthly internet.
But since I haven't been in my hometown for so long walking around I see a lot of new stores. I probably won't recognize this place in next year or two.

I'm at the old park I used to run and exercise for years. There was always someone here no matter what time of day or night. Now I think I see 2 people. Everyone is at the fancy one across the street. Even better.
Anonymous No.81769768
I should pass time in more productive ways
Anonymous No.81769885
Came to the gym for Leg day, every single squat rack is taken. Three of them are taken by girls all doing glute bridges AT THE SAME TIME. This is absurd I may have to rework my schedule, everyone is always working on their ass on the same day.
Anonymous No.81770115 >>81770455
Fool moon. Wind. It gives you energy. Every breath is like drinking water. The track is familiar yet foreign. One branch slightly blocks your path. Doesn't matter. You can do this. You are doing this. You did it.

You hear a noise outside the park. You look and see two shadowy figures. They're laughing. It's a confident and carefree laugh. A laugh of someone carrying firearms. You smirk. "They have no idea I could take them out if I wanted to" you say to yourself. And you laugh too. A silent laugh only you can hear.
Anonymous No.81770310 >>81770347 >>81770424
Tired of this old tranny's schizophrenic quips
Anonymous No.81770328
My legs are fucking shaking, but I think that has more to do with the fact that I had a energy drink for the first time in months before going to the gym, rather than the workout itself. I never got to do my leg Curls, the machine was taken the whole 40 minutes I was here.
Anonymous No.81770347
>>81770310
I prefer it to meow trying to be an anime girl Desu
Anonymous No.81770365 >>81770415
Off to watch more kamen rider
Auf wiedersehen for today r9gay
#2570 for next, remember
Anonymous No.81770415 >>81770434 >>81770439
>>81770365
WAIT WHAT
SINCE WHEN WAS THERE ANOTHER KAMEN RIDER FAN HERE
EVERYONE BULLIED MEABOUT IT WHEN I TALKED ABOUT IT BEFORE
Anonymous No.81770424
>>81770310
Meow left long time ago and pxl rarely posts so unless you mean ai spammer I have no idea what you're talking about
Anonymous No.81770431 >>81770482
my toy feels so good inside me, I can't wait for my fbf to use me
Anonymous No.81770434 >>81770445
>>81770415
That's because you're ugly and gross and ugliest man alive and a witch bitch and ugly and gross and when people see you irl they turn to stone from your ugliness
Anonymous No.81770439 >>81770463
>>81770415
A close friend got me into it so we're binging together
He's a massive kamen rider nerd
Anonymous No.81770445
>>81770434
Thank you for clarifying
Anonymous No.81770455
>>81770115
where is this quote from? orignial ig
Anonymous No.81770463 >>81770503
>>81770439
I'm so jealous, I wish I had a friend to watch it with.
What season are you guys watching? Is it W? Or are you catching up on Gavv?
Anonymous No.81770482 >>81770492 >>81770504
>>81770431
It won't feel as good because you're hole will already be used up and wide
Anonymous No.81770492 >>81770545
>>81770482
but it's only 5" and not very thick? as long as my fbf is average he'll stretch me out easily
Anonymous No.81770503 >>81770513
>>81770463
W yeah, this is the first season I've seen
I like it so far so I'll probably watch whichever seasons he wants
Anonymous No.81770504
>>81770482
and besides, it'll be nice for him to skip past the boring hard part breaking me in himself.
Anonymous No.81770513
>>81770503
Awesome, I never finished W but it seemed fun, I kind of watched them randomly but now I'm trying to watch the heisei Era in order so I understand the Decade and Zi-O metaplot.
Anonymous No.81770522 >>81770545 >>81770574
>send face pic
>get facepic/nsfw pics in return
>send dick pic
>ignored
guess 6 inches is not enough
Anonymous No.81770545
>>81770492
>>81770522
Cockmogs me
Anonymous No.81770548
Be glad you're not as ugly and repulsive as lavenderanon. Imagine him giving you his homemade lavender burgers and looking at you with his disgusting eyes, crooked nose and mishaped teeth.
Anonymous No.81770562
>ywn watch bunnymutt do kamen poses
>he will never rider kick you with his wide dwarf feet
Anonymous No.81770574 >>81770631
>>81770522
maybe my angles just suck cause pic related is the exact same size as mine but mine looks a solid inch smaller in the pic
Anonymous No.81770579
Time to shave la la la
Anonymous No.81770590
>he's cut
it's joever just kys rn
Anonymous No.81770595
it lets me last forever thoughever
Anonymous No.81770631 >>81770642
>>81770574
Stop humblebragging whore
Anonymous No.81770633
Is bunnymutt a cut mutt?
Anonymous No.81770642 >>81771033
>>81770631
dude the last 3 guys i wanted to fuck all ignored me after i sent a dick pic and im extremely picky so i was pretty disappointed each time. 6 inches isnt exactly humble brag territory in any case
Anonymous No.81770730
well I for one think it looks very nice, has a good shape and is very suckable.
Anonymous No.81770902
Another day Praying to our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ to Restore my Foreskin.
Anonymous No.81770937
This dude is so hot holy shit
Men with long hair and big hats <3
Anonymous No.81771033 >>81771044
>>81770642
must be hard being a timid gay incel on apps hooking up and sending big dickpics. fucking dumb bitch.
Anonymous No.81771044
>>81771033
i have no idea what the fuck you're even saying if im honest
Anonymous No.81771076
I will never find a bf and will never send a dick pic or be on apps, my dick is small and I'm not a real man and I'm ugly and I don't want bf to suffer through it
Anonymous No.81771094 >>81772314
I might break down and try a dating app like hinge or something, as far as I know Tinder is permanently broken by monetization and I will never use Grindr, I wish I could just go someplace fun where gay people live and meet someone.
Anonymous No.81771123 >>81771186 >>81772352
I'd rather killyself than live with the fact that I found my bf on soulless dating apps for casual sex loving whores where you're all just commodities to be looked at and consumed.
Anonymous No.81771148 >>81771297
ive walked into dudes apartments with them face down ass up and just fucked them and left without exchanging a word lol
Anonymous No.81771186
>>81771123
I know that feeling I'm just so lonely
Anonymous No.81771229
>>81758395
i like their hair and outfit
i need to find out how to style my hair so i can look like an anime twink
Anonymous No.81771297 >>81771323
>>81771148
This breaks your sense of intimacy btw. The brain can't handle the contradiction of doing something so intimate with someone you know literally nothing about.
Anonymous No.81771323
>>81771297
didnt happen to me same as how jerking off has never broken my sense of intimacy
Anonymous No.81771329 >>81771351
Time to count up your sins
Anonymous No.81771330
The worst thing about gay whores is how aggressively defensive they get if you even imply that being a blown out whore/slut who sticks his dick in anything and riddled with STDs might possibly be a bad thing
Anonymous No.81771351
>>81771329
sins arent real if they existed 4chan wouldnt exist
Anonymous No.81771611 >>81771772
I can't stop jerking it in the shower, I need help. It's become pavlovian for me, the second the water starts my brain chemistry activates. I desperately need a nofap method.
Anonymous No.81771641 >>81771699 >>81771899
Man the AI really struggles with anything that isn't standing or doggy
Anonymous No.81771699
>>81771641
No you don't understand it's amazing and perfect its going to take all of our jobs you're wrong in your assessment haha "ass"essment
Anonymous No.81771720
when natural intelligence is lacking...
Anonymous No.81771772 >>81771795
>>81771611
but cum gets so gross when theres water like thatt wth
Anonymous No.81771795
>>81771772
I mean yeah I'm worried I might start clogging the drain. Gonna have to put some drain cleaner down there at some point...
Anonymous No.81771898 >>81771926 >>81772055
Hamburgers or frozen pizza? I know neither is the best for my health problems but its either that or go out.
Anonymous No.81771899 >>81771970
>>81771641
it works best when you supply a reference for positioning the characters
Anonymous No.81771926 >>81772067
>>81771898
borger
do it, cowerd
Anonymous No.81771970
>>81771899
Any examples? I want to get a mating press image
Anonymous No.81772055
>>81771898
Did you write up the will?
Anonymous No.81772067
>>81771926

I'm tempted to go hungry, I'm in that kinda midway point between I want to eat yet I don't want to eat but if I wait I'll be ravenously hungry later.
Anonymous No.81772314
>>81771094
you have like a hundred free swipes per day on tinder that's more than enough and grindr is okay if you're not mind broken by whores
Anonymous No.81772352
>>81771123
how you two met is like 0.0000001% of the entire relationship. You're putting so much weight and importance into something irrelevant.
It's like you idealize and fantasize about your first time so much you can't settle for anything less than perfect
Anonymous No.81772367
hello again huey
Anonymous No.81772583
I hate guy dinner. I'm going to get sick of rice and beans in like a week. This is unsustainable.
Anonymous No.81772627
In the end I did go with the frozen pizza. I know it's not good for my prediabetes but I didn't feel like cooking and at least it's not takeout.
Anonymous No.81772630
>>81758105 (OP)
He fucked me over and used me before we even met. This isn't the first time either. Now he won't leave my mind, I keep imagining us happy together.

How do I cope with it ? The only two men I ever attracted both used me and threw me away.
Anonymous No.81772645
c'mere ai kun i got a lead pipe that would suit your skull
Anonymous No.81772776 >>81772785
I heckin love AI!
Anonymous No.81772777
Fuck my stomach actually hurts
Bulking sucks I hope I get used to this soon
Anonymous No.81772785 >>81772797
>>81772776
Surely there are just actual guys who post hot pictures like this, right? Why do you need AI?
Anonymous No.81772797
>>81772785
The fakeness of AI is more appealing to me than some fake faggots on Twitter reenacting the scene poorly. Also it's rare actual guys have asses that huge.
Anonymous No.81772825
he's ai sexual oh no..
Anonymous No.81772845
Again how do you think the AI learns? By looking at the real images on twitter and other gay porn sites.
Anonymous No.81772895
I like particular things and it's annoying searching through 50 twitters to find one person doing what I like. Even if the AI is a glorified search engine, that's much more efficient to find what turns me on.
Anonymous No.81772913
try /hm/
Anonymous No.81772917 >>81773012
imagine being offended by what somebody else gets off to
Anonymous No.81772936
r9gay does that all the time
Anonymous No.81772941
I don't care what you fap to on your time but don't flood this thread with AI slop or anime lewds.
Anonymous No.81773012 >>81773035
>>81772917
What if it's dogs or kids or dead bodies
Anonymous No.81773035
>>81773012
why even bring that up, weirdo
Anonymous No.81773045
God I'm gonna throw the fuck up I can't eat any more of my dinner I'm such a failure
Anonymous No.81773059
Meanwhile I ate all my pizza and am still hungry but will resist the urge to get more food. I have to do better or it really will be the end soon for my fat ass.
Anonymous No.81773079 >>81773114
buy ozempic
Anonymous No.81773114 >>81773121
>>81773079

The nurse practitioner never mentioned it and I didn't want to appear to be drug seeking. She never mentioned my weight at all actually.
Anonymous No.81773121 >>81773136
>>81773114
Isn't it a completely optional drug? Don't you HAVE to seek it out?
Anonymous No.81773136
>>81773121

for weight loss it is, my prediabetes isn't to the point where they will give me anything for it and if they do it will be something like metformin first. It was only my second visit there I felt too awkward asking for it. Of course I wouldn't be able to afford it when I lose my medicaid, likely at the start of next year.
Anonymous No.81773158 >>81773174 >>81773184 >>81773469
>>81758105 (OP)
How are yall not scared a guy you have a crush on won't turn out to be a homophobe and kick the shit out of you if you tell him how you feel?
Anonymous No.81773174 >>81773268
>>81773158
Because I'd shoot him in his face with a gun
Anonymous No.81773184
>>81773158
remember that you are a man too, and rape him
Anonymous No.81773268 >>81773305
>>81773174
>I'd murder my crush immediately
God, I know gays are violent, but God damn.
picunrelated
Anonymous No.81773280 >>81773355
My gun is only for the defense of me and my bf. I would also kinda check and see if my crush was a homophobic asshole before doing anything.
Anonymous No.81773295
I stayed up last night watching cartoons
Anonymous No.81773305
>>81773268
It's a self defence situation
Anonymous No.81773355
>>81773280
A lot of het*ros aren't homophobic until a fag asks them out personally. Having a fag ask you out is basically like being accused of being gay
Anonymous No.81773375
If I had a crush that turned out to be homophobic I wouldn't have any use for him then so he'd just be dead anyway
Anonymous No.81773469
>>81773158
I'm homophobic myself so if my fbf turns out to be homophobic as well that's just a bonus
Anonymous No.81773618 >>81773681
I have a guy friend who I have hung out with a few times, but he often ignores me when he runs into me and almost never responds to my texts (and I only text very occasionally). I've always been the one to ask to hang out. I don't know if it's shyness because he can be a lot more energetic with other people.
If I ask him to hang out again there's a 90% chance he'll say yes, BUT should I bother? Will he eventually warm up to me more if we keep hanging out, or will he keep just barely tolerating my presence?
And no there's no romance involved in this.
Anonymous No.81773630 >>81773663
UPS delivered my birthday gift damaged and now I gotta go file a fuckin claim horray

Least I got pictures
Anonymous No.81773663 >>81773826 >>81774109
>>81773630
Bomb the local post office
Anonymous No.81773681 >>81773857
>>81773618
Ive been in this situation a lot too, and honestly? Dont talk to him anymore. Ppl like this arent worth ur time if they dont value urs. They r nothing but draining to chase around, and to try to keep as friends.
Anonymous No.81773826
I STUDIED THE BLADE!

There he is anyhow. You can see on the chest he has some heat damage from probably being tossed around in 100 degree weather trucks. I love him.

>>81773663
It's the United Parcel Service
Anonymous No.81773857 >>81773943
>>81773681
You might be right but I have very few people in my life right now so the urge to just keep going and hope for the best is too great.
Anonymous No.81773943
>>81773857
This is like the exact thing I was going thru lol. I think u should think abt dropping him tho, ik it sounds sad but it feels way better being alone than with ppl that dont appreciate or care abt u. Im in school currently, and the second summer started I stopped talking to everyone, and nobody reached out. The stress I got from trying to cling on to toxic friendships like that totally disappeared. Youll find the right ppl after a while, trust.
Anonymous No.81774109 >>81774204
>>81773663
When I was 14 I got the FBI at my house for making a vague comment like this on Discord lol
Anonymous No.81774204 >>81774426
>>81774109
I say this once a month at least, opps won't dare
Anonymous No.81774426
>>81774204
FBI is defended now anyways so they can't carry on with their important work of arresting middle schoolers for making jokes
Anonymous No.81774462
took me 2 hours to do this thing but it's cool
Anonymous No.81774471 >>81775607
found my ex's contact info after fuck knows how long. I broke it off months ago and I've been missing him so much.
wish me luck
Anonymous No.81774652
new bread soon
Anonymous No.81774797
I like sourdough
Anonymous No.81775059
next departing thread >>81775042
Anonymous No.81775607
>>81774471
grim, i wish him luck