Thread 81760730 - /r9k/ [Archived: 497 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/9/2025, 12:51:36 AM No.81760730
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Why do robots look like this? No wonder nobody wants to fuck them
Replies: >>81760743 >>81760746 >>81760750 >>81760751 >>81760796 >>81760799 >>81760807 >>81760814 >>81760825 >>81760876 >>81760978 >>81761017 >>81761035 >>81761068 >>81761235 >>81761322 >>81761352 >>81761425 >>81761919
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 12:52:54 AM No.81760743
>>81760730 (OP)
I look worse actually. But I also genuinely don't get the problem. He's not any fatter than the average woman.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 12:53:06 AM No.81760746
>>81760730 (OP)
i would but picrel wouldn't
Replies: >>81760761 >>81761228
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 12:53:06 AM No.81760747
I see guys like this with gfs all the time lmao. It is because robots are autistic. Being NT is king.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 12:53:17 AM No.81760750
>>81760730 (OP)
The hair too, this nigga could be my brother
Replies: >>81760796
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 12:53:19 AM No.81760751
>>81760730 (OP)
He has a lot of potential
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 12:54:08 AM No.81760761
>>81760746
Most people are not gay.
Replies: >>81760793
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 12:57:00 AM No.81760793
>>81760761
not male but i might as well be
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 12:57:35 AM No.81760796
>>81760730 (OP)
>>81760750
I have chest hair, but I look almost exactly like this. Can I get a fembot gf if I lose 45lbs. I'll shave for you 2
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 12:58:08 AM No.81760799
>>81760730 (OP)
I'm brown and hairy and 17 bmi
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 12:58:57 AM No.81760807
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>>81760730 (OP)
> No wonder nobody wants to fuck them
I weigh around 70kg I just don't go out much. I actually dont think there are that many fatties on r9k
Replies: >>81760963 >>81761204 >>81761841
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 12:59:45 AM No.81760814
>>81760730 (OP)
Give that body a vagina and two solid C-cups and it'd be a 7/10
Being a dude is suffering
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 1:00:50 AM No.81760825
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>>81760730 (OP)
>Why do robots look like this? No wonder nobody wants to fuck them
fembots still look like this and have orbiters
Replies: >>81761007
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 1:06:02 AM No.81760876
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>>81760730 (OP)
He's just pale, and he's leaning forward to where his belly looks worse than it really is.
Ignore OP. You should be proud of your body as long as you do your best to take care of it.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 1:15:21 AM No.81760963
>>81760807
lil nig got a 3rd nipple
hello three-nip
Replies: >>81760985
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 1:17:06 AM No.81760978
>>81760730 (OP)
I almost got a heart attack. I though you had a pic of mine that I never posted.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 1:17:28 AM No.81760985
>>81760963
I'm surprised you noticed. Most people think it's a birthmark or mole
Replies: >>81761023
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 1:19:40 AM No.81761007
>>81760825
And sems wouldn't date OP because he would be too fat for her.
Replies: >>81761027
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 1:20:24 AM No.81761017
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>>81760730 (OP)
my god, he's even got the trademark red line across his gut from gamerslouching, finally some representation instead of the same 5 twinks gloating endlessly
Replies: >>81761221
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 1:21:22 AM No.81761023
>>81760985
imagine developing gyno behind all 3 nipples
mad
Replies: >>81761037
sems !kltjFCOGEI
7/9/2025, 1:21:37 AM No.81761027
>>81761007
thats a suckable gut ngl. would give hickeys
Replies: >>81761044
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 1:22:42 AM No.81761035
>>81760730 (OP)
i look just as soft as this guy but i'm not even fat
just have literally zero muscle definition
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 1:22:56 AM No.81761037
>>81761023
It's too underdeveloped to grow any tissue I don't think it's possible
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 1:23:35 AM No.81761044
>>81761027
But you would fuck Chad on the side while OP gets to watch.
Replies: >>81761052
sems !kltjFCOGEI
7/9/2025, 1:24:20 AM No.81761052
>>81761044
checked (for schizophrenia wtf LAWL)
Replies: >>81761104
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 1:26:18 AM No.81761068
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>>81760730 (OP)
i dont look like that albeit
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 1:32:02 AM No.81761104
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>>81761052
Stomach hickeys afterwards though.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 1:43:59 AM No.81761204
>>81760807
Do you lift? You're not too fat
Replies: >>81761270
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 1:45:27 AM No.81761221
>>81761017
We found it. WE FOUND OUR IDENTIFIER. all you niggers show me your bellies right now, we are killing everyone who doesnt have
>the line
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 1:46:04 AM No.81761228
>>81760746
You're probably fat too. Imagine the smelly fat sex between two autistic robots
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 1:46:19 AM No.81761235
>>81760730 (OP)
>shaved body hair including armpits
>long head hair
that's just a faggot
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 1:48:35 AM No.81761255
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This is what i look like and i am still a virgin at 25 lol
Replies: >>81761266 >>81761286 >>81761901
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 1:50:16 AM No.81761266
>>81761255
no gym for your face
no cure for your autism
Replies: >>81761280
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 1:50:41 AM No.81761270
>>81761204
Just basic bodyweight workout
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 1:51:55 AM No.81761280
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>>81761266
My face is alright and i don't have autism, lol
Replies: >>81761291
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 1:52:51 AM No.81761286
>>81761255
Based and crocspilled
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 1:53:41 AM No.81761291
>>81761280
So what's the problem then?
Replies: >>81761299
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 1:54:57 AM No.81761299
>>81761291
I keep trying to find the perfect woman
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 1:57:01 AM No.81761322
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>>81760730 (OP)
i look like this and am a KHHV at almost 25
Replies: >>81761344 >>81761362 >>81761409
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 1:59:42 AM No.81761344
>>81761322
That's cool, Pablo
Replies: >>81761370
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 2:01:18 AM No.81761352
>>81760730 (OP)
iam go buy some fruits once the cereal is gone.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 2:02:17 AM No.81761362
>>81761322
Uh is that Onision
Replies: >>81761370
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 2:03:06 AM No.81761370
>>81761344
not hispanic, even worse, r*manian
>>81761362
lol
Replies: >>81761381
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 2:04:17 AM No.81761381
>>81761370
Are you the guy looking for anime friends
Replies: >>81761394
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 2:05:30 AM No.81761394
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>>81761381
>Are you the guy looking for anime friends
yes pls i need anime friends so bad auugh
Replies: >>81761409 >>81761481
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 2:07:42 AM No.81761409
>>81761322
>>81761394
you're good looking that isn't holding you back. i need to eat more chicken
Replies: >>81761420
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 2:09:19 AM No.81761420
>>81761409
it's pretty much just the fact that i was born in a tiny village and i don't have the money or means to move weh
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 2:10:34 AM No.81761425
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>>81760730 (OP)
does someone know how to remove those fold rashes? I have one on my stomach and I'm not even fat, just sit a lot in that position
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 2:18:52 AM No.81761481
>>81761394
I don't watch anime often. Been rewatching evangelion because the first time I saw it the kabbalistic symbolism flew over my head. I don't think we'd have that much to discuss. Also we talked a bit in your thread
Replies: >>81761528
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 2:24:47 AM No.81761528
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>>81761481
i think eva is alright but it's never really been my thing. when it comes to mecha anime, i'm more into things like Getter Robo or GaoGaiGar. yeahh, we probably wouldn't have that much to discuss since other than anime, i'm mostly into stuff like retro vidya, pro wrestling and uhh comic books
Replies: >>81761675
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 2:45:53 AM No.81761675
>>81761528
The only other mecha Ive seen is Code Geass and I really liked it. Also heard gurren lagann is good
What games do you like?
Replies: >>81761690
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 2:48:33 AM No.81761690
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>>81761675
code geass is alright. gurren lagann is really cool and similar to the other mecha shows i like!!
>What games do you like?
i've been replaying Megaman Legends and Tail Concerto. am looking forward to Inazuma Eleven Victory Road in a couple of weeks and am interested in trying Uma Musume soon
Replies: >>81761713
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 2:51:08 AM No.81761713
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>>81761690
oh and i also really like Sonic games
my top is SA2 > SA1 >06 > Unleashed > Advance > Rush > everything else
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 3:08:46 AM No.81761841
>>81760807
I want to kiss down the center of your chest
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 3:16:52 AM No.81761901
>>81761255
You're fat
Lost weight moid
Replies: >>81762017
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 3:19:35 AM No.81761919
>>81760730 (OP)
i go to the gym, but i'm not going to post myself.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 3:30:44 AM No.81762017
>>81761901
Why are you mean? Do you want a hug?
Replies: >>81762029
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 3:32:09 AM No.81762029
>>81762017
it's a closeted fag
the only way they know how to flirt is to insult you and feed off your anger, or try to start a fight IRL to have an excuse to feel you up