Thread 81765253

MV Finlaggan edition

>>81765256
She has social anxiety, don't think she ever expected them to get as popular as they did, she never looks comfortable on stage and hides herself behind Rhian

>>81765267
True. What's your favourite single from the new album? Davina McCall is a bit of an earworm to be honest.

>>81765252
I get my porn from
>simpcity
>pornbb
>pornolab
>rule34
>nhentai
>e-hentai

I don't really see any of these sites blocking anyone unless they send in a pic of their ID or whatever the fuck they use to verify your age, especially pornolab which is a russian torrent site. I mean maybe they will, but seems like way more hassle than it's worth and are they realistically gonna be taken to court? Probably not.

Maybe it happens, maybe it doesn't, can always get around with a VPN anyway. I really feel like all attempts to control the internet are basically meaningless in countries where you're allowed to get VPNs. Just a disconnect between people making policy and the real world. They're at least 20 years behind on this stuff. If you asked them what a VPN is they'd probably think it was some kind of STD.

eva6 and her moist tuppence

eva6 has a wet leg after nakadashi

I like hester. There, I said it.

>>81765294
don't need to see this lad it's my first day of nofap

dripped down to her knee

Wanking with a condom is actually better than without, the base is so tight its Iike a disposable cockring and you feel so much more sensitive, also makes cleaning up easier

>>81765304
i tried that once and i ripped right through it
think i need one of them large ones

>>81765217
about 10 years ago when l said anal sex was basically on par with scat, and eventually scat itself would become normalised I was ridiculed, but we are already halfway there now with rimming

>>81765298
If you're actually doing nofap seriously then get off the internet, lad. The internet is a fap maximiser.

>>81765259
>mountain bike

>>81765274
haven't listened to it all yet, its not on spotify, just singles.

CPR and Davina Mccall have been good on the live recordings, esp on the one I linked

40 is the new 30 lads you've got loads of time to up your finances, find friends, find a woman and settle down. Just another few months of 4chan, youtube and video games before you zone in on life and crush it

No Fap was designed by retards for retards.

>>81765326
it was designed by gentiles for gentiles

>>81765315
Thats the thing, I want to cycle on trails but also use it to ride to the shops/gym. So should I just go for full mountain or go for the compromise hybrid? I think mountain would be best, esp with how shit the roads and paths are here anyway.

The problem is my car needs a new catalytic converter and four new tyres so if I spend my recent winnings on a bike it might bite me in the arse, unless I ditch the car for a bit.

40? You mean when 2 day hangovers become a thing?

I was in yer wet dream, spaffing on your bra
Yeah I was touching myself touching myself

Taking Eva on a ferry

>>81765344
When you say taking, do you mean like actually accompanying her on a journey, or do you mean 'taking' in the sense of having passionate intercourse with her while on a ferry?

So basically when I've used a bathroom towel for long enough, it gets demoted to bath mat, usually it'll only occupy that position for a few days before getting washed (then the previous towel will get demoted to bath mat), but today, it stank so stagnant that I could smell it throughout the whole upper floor. God knows what was going on there, no reason it should have stunk so badly

Admiral Casino: Clayton Street with Cheeka

The Gate, Newcastle.

>>81765329
If you're going off road a lot, get a mountain bike. Try get one that's not too heavy, bloody tiring when they are.

Also I don't gamble unless it's at an event like horse racing.

>>81765352
Lemon disinfectant give the bathmat a fine spray after you've dried off, it gives you a good few more days or weeks out of it de lad x

>>81765378
I'll probs get a mountain bike I sneed, theres a good cycle route near me I want to go on and I don't really want to cycle on roads much cause its too dangerous anyway

My elderly dog will take a sneaky nighttime piss on the bathmat and you can only tell when the smell is bad enough after a few days.

>>81765355
qt costa negress outside

>>81765384
What sort of response is that supposed to be. It's just a statement of fact.

>>81765395
>qt
thats pushing it a bit, looks like an escaped zoo animal

>>81765396
Its a quote from the movie, chud. The protagonist says it a lot.

>>81765396
t. philistine that has never watched croupier

Struggling with the /britfeel/ spreadsheet lads. Desuarchive is absolute shite for searching specifics within a date range.

Yeah well I don't watch films.

>>81765406
if its a phrase then put it in quoation marks "de lads" rather than just de lads

Cheeka laid on all fours expecting a shag but I pull out the laptop+HDMI combo to make him watch croupier instead

>>81765412
Alri' Michael Owen my son?

>>81765412
Bet you're that mong that was spamming tranny porn yesterday and got done in the by the janny

>>81765413
I just want it to tell me the exact number of posts between 00:00 1 July until 23:59 1 July, but only in /britfeel/.

Popping into Boots in Newcastle Central to buy a nose plug on the way to Cheekas gaff.

>>81765414
>but I pull out
no sproggingtons for cheeka

Are we ready for another round of this shite lads?

>>81765419
Kek knew this response was coming.
>>81765422
No that's footlad.

>>81765434
Stock up on that SPF50+ sunscreen

>>81765438
Should be using it anyway suns always out no matter the temperature

>>81765442
>Should be using it anyway suns always out

Real talk, I even use it in winter when the UV is 1/2 at most, every little helps

Even dubs and I garn Jersey tomorrow
Odd dubs and I garn Scilly isles tomorrow
singles and I don't have a holiday this year

>>81765424
Will probably have to write a custom script if you want to do that

>>81765442
nta, but the weather report specifically mentioend high UV

>>81765446
https://uk-air.defra.gov.uk/data/uv-index-graphs

You can see exact measurements here, you need even need it at 1/2

Might do a seafront arcade+slots tour tonight

garn michael owen's gaff to watch shrek

>>81765451
>protection needed

>>81765449
Yea I'm too daft to do that. It not rite. They kill my spreadsheet dream.

>>81765462
>not using the extra safe condoms
ngmi

12 June 2000 was the highest ever recorded UV in the UK at 9.6, June 2000 was the only month 9 has been recorded in the UK

>>81765477
those ones too small for me my willy rips a hole in them

I've never handled a condom in my life.

Also never had sex but there we go.

>>81765480
You'd think the highest UV would be more recent with global warming

>>81765486
>I've never handled a condom in my life.

Definitely bored of summer now. That's it for another year. Sun is lush but why does it have to come with flies and spiders and other nonsense.

>>81765434
Just keep your curtains closed and stay in your boxroom like you do everyday lod

>>81765264
>NTA but, I really like this
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOAIjELrPng
Yeah, good song. I think a lot of their catalogue is really good.

>>81765490
UV is connected to the Ozone layer, it was depleting and the UV gradually going up over time, CFCs etc were banned and the Ozone layer began to heal.

As that was a genuine threat it was taken seriously and solved within years

Not right what they did to our Greg. He was just one of the lads on set. Softies today wouldnt be able to handle a good old fashioned joke.

Foul bachelor frog but with gigachad ex dee ex dee

>>81765490
That's how you know it's all bollocks lad

>>81765505
Don't like the constant light + people doing stuff + general heat and not being able to wear a couple of layers of clothes

Prefer my comfy sneedtumn, though spiders are more active in Sept/Oct

>>81765513
>As that was a genuine threat it was taken seriously and solved within years
Sounds like a load of bollocks to me

>>81765480
>>81765490
I'm not a scientist so I'm just guessing but I think global warming wouldn't affect UV. Global warming is caused by greenhouse gases trapping heat in the atmosphere right? But I don't think it affects the amount of UV light coming from the sun.

If we ever meet again - Katy Perry
Corrr what a throwback banger as it were
Fun the stuff that the algorithm serves up from time to time

>>81765513
Climate change is also a genuine threat. Which is probably why governments are trying to address it.

>>81765524
It's not bollocks of course.

>>81765538
Global Warming is a load of bollocks, evidenced by the fact that Co2 emmisions continues to accelerate, rather than level off or come down. Because the Ozone layer depleting was a genuine issue, it was solved very quickly and taken seriously

I'll tell you what IS bollocks
*teabags you*

>>81765515
What did he actually do other than some foul language?

Why did they used to call SSM teabag?

You know I miss when I was a kid and it felt like there was genuine threat quite a lot of the time.

Probably wasn't actually anything to worry about, but like, go to corner shop. Wonder if some local chav is gonna kick my head in. It never even happened but I used to think that it would. The world felt wild and dangerous. Doesn't now.

>>81765600
Could always move to a paki area, they'll want you publicly executed.

do internet relationships count even
i dont think they do

>>81765615
It was more the mysterious feeling and the imagined danger rather than an actual one. Although we did used to get chased by the local radgies from time to time. Corrr. Better times.

Having a few brasseries in that communal garden me. Might as well. Weather is lush.

It Wednesday x

>>81765622
i was in one for several years

>>81765568
Global warming isn't bollocks. CO2 emissions are rising because of human activity. More greenhouse gases in the atmosphere = a warmer Earth.

>>81765622
I'm in a complicated relationship with Cheeka

>>81765636
You're in a complicated relationship with your daft brain

>>81765636
Unfortuantely the whole pining after Crossy to make him jealous tactic hasn't worked

>>81765650
That was just banter, as is the Cheeka thing. Crossy is a druggy. Just funny baiting (not mastur) Cheeka into replies like >>81765648

Anyway I would go get a coffee or ice cream with that lil nibba if I ever go to sneedcastle, its 2025 chud, nothing wrong with a bit of homoerotic banter with the lads.

>>81765668
picrel made me hungry i will 100% make some food when ive done my hair

>>81765668
One day the chika posts will magically end and we'll know you've been run over, and we'll all have a good laugh about it.

>>81765668
that image almost looks like AI, the background is real by her face is just too perfect and uniform, in terms of blemish free

>>81765668
That reply wasn't even me lol. But can't disagree with it. Heh.

>>81765674
didn't ask you to reply to my post did I? I only want the bent lads and decent lads replying to me, I might be the greatest LGBTQ+ ally in this country.

>>81765676
I haven't got a bike yet

>>81765678
I thought that too, clearly she added a million filters on her face

>>81765679
heh

>>81765668
>nothing wrong with a bit of homoerotic banter with the lads.
Nothing wrong with it I suppose, times change

>>81765668
Maybe there's a geordie lass who will take your virginity. You'll be walking down the banks of the Tyne blissfully free of cheeka thoughts

Quite enjoy Ebin seething at Larper6 ngl

>>81765684
Tim irons his shirts

>>81765689
>geordie lass

Most likely, slag capital of the world innit. Would be decent having a bender wingman, would signal both my progressive political values and the fact I'm not a danger i.e sexual rapist

>>81765696
I think Tim would be the type to buy Charles Tyrwhitt non-iron shirts, they barely need a brief steaming to look great, don't get the crisp lines as an iron but its perfectly servicable and only severe nitpickers would ever notice.

Was going to garn Malverns today but I've coomed twice and energy levels will be through the floor

Any of you got a bug out bag?
I will ask /out/ at some point also.
What's in your bag?

Shippy I hope you go into a coma and die, this weekend.

>>81765718
What's a bug out bag

>>81765592
His real name isn't Mark. It's Terry. They used to call him "T" and then he was known as "T-Bag"

>>81765716
I couldn't coom twice in a day, at a push I can coom once every other day, on sertraline a wank a day is a mythical

>>81765718
I have a first aid kit and some water in the boot of the car, will have to do. Thought about buying a swiss army knife and some sort of hatchet axe

>>81765722
If he slips and cracks his head on a rock. Very possible, Coma then death would be a likely possibility.

>>81765722
You never know, could happen

>>81765734
No I don't want him to slip and crack his head on a rock. I want him to just go into a coma randomly, leaving doctors baffled.

Ebin and Shippy never saw eye to eye

taking eva6 to subway

>>81765727
Like, if your house is on fire, or there's a tidal wave coming, or earthquake or general breakdown of society and you need to escape for 72hrs or something.
It should have stuff to rebuild your digital life and irl life and keep you alive without the comforts of society until help centers/rescue is in place, that sort of thing.
>>81765734
for a car you should have a fire extinguisher and some food and blankets as well

PayPal Credit are scamming cunts.

>>81765734
>If he slips and cracks his head on a rock
no chance, it's going to be very dry, so even if I do garn Malverns or somewhere slipping is a non-starter

>>81765747
But if my house burnt down the bag would burn down with it, surely

taking eva6 on an anal adventure

HAS-BEAN! - Banbury Bloke with Bean-Shaped Bonce in Baffling Coma Death Conundrum - Docs Stumped!

>>81765740
>I want him to just go into a coma randomly, leaving doctors baffled.
chuckled at this, but I've also thought recently what would happen if I died from sleep apnea choking. Would the doctors even know why it happened.

>>81765741
we did make eye contact for about a second

BEAN AND GONE! Banbury Bean-Head Bites Dust - Docs Baffled

Reckon if I did die it would take weeks at least before the body was found, probably months

>>81765718
We live on an island. We're fucked if anything happens. It's all just a larp

>>81765760
Get a cpap machine you clown, don't actually want you to be bean and gone

>>81765740
Maybe because his head vagule resembles a misshaped potato

>>81765766
The glowies would know because of the significantly reduced britfeel drivel counter.

>>81765760
>we did make eye contact for about a second

Don't recall this, could very well be a fabrication of the truth. Though I'd give you a firm handshake these days.

>>81765766
it'll be the smell and the flies that will alert people

>>81765754
The idea is that you grab it, leave the house and "bug out" it's an americanism but we have to improvise, a british version might be Evav rucksack or something.

Dead Bean-Head Found MELTED into Sofa After MONTHS - Neighbours Blamed "Dodgy Vindaloo" for Grim Stench!

>>81765772
I did notice the drivel compass pointing towards glasgow, for some reason 'leaving doctors baffled' was what did it, although 'this weekend' was a clue too, someone actually seething wouldn't be calm enough to put a comma.

as for cpap, I'd do it it I could just buy one off ebay and adjust the settings myself, but getting an appointment for a sleep centre etc is just daunting. Recently I was looking for NHS STD tests and that was such a hassle I just ordered a 45 bong private one, if it turns out I have got it, I'll probably just private consult and private prescription, might total about 100-150 but it'll be less tedious than making an actual doctor's appointmet

Neighbours thought stench was just rotten cum

>>81765778
Evac* i hate this fucking keyboard.
>>81765770
I live 20min from an international airport, 4 miles from a large port and 1 hour from the ferry to Ireland. Those are my options.

Something tells me this thread's post-400 anxiety is going to be really bad. I just know it. It feels shitty just thinking about it.

>>81765330
when do hangovers happen? 24 and never had one and I drank all throughout uni, I just woke up and went about my day completely fine. Dont drink now but last time I went to a gig and I had quite a few beers and got tipsy, still no hangover.

>>81765793
>as for cpap, I'd do it it I could just buy one off ebay and adjust the settings myself

You can. Not from ebay, but from the actual proper suppliers. Most don't ask for the prescription. And if they do, there's usually an option to say you'll "send it later"

>>81765776
>The glowies would know because of the significantly reduced britfeel drivel counter.
true, if they were so worried about my getting into difficulty up Snowdon they sent someone, me suddenly not posting for days would seriously set alarm bells ringing

>Don't recall this, could very well be a fabrication of the truth
You turned away very quickly and put your hand in front of your face. When I get around to nabbing York Toby I'll let you know.

>>81765777
I almost never get post this days, it's not like the postman will open the letter box and be hit with a stench wafting out. If I'm upstairs with the window open then the foul smell will probably escape up there anyway

LMAO my local council is now also on the verge of bankruptcy over SEND debts.

KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK

This isn't even 'managed decline' this is just straight up unmanaged decline.

>>81765828
What about post-400 anxiety? My very specific form of anxiety.

>>81765820
>He lives within 5 miles of 4 Toby Carverys

Thinking about starting a website called "Randy Banbury"

>>81765837
You don't get randy at the Toby Carvery
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqKPe9w5bUs

Thinking about changing my name to Randall J.Banball

Nottingham is calling my name

Unemployed/UK drinking themed YouTube channel called PIP and Merry

Shippy why don't you change your name to Mr. Heinz Beanley?

>>81765799
Maybe you have some genetic adaption that prevents hangovers. I've always had hangovers if I drink too much, since my teenage years. My hangovers are less bad if I drink 1 or 2 pints of water before bed though.

>>81765860
He changed his name to Benny Beansworth last year.

>>81765860
As ridiculous as it is, I'm quite attached to my Penis (name)

Shippy going to the courthouse to earnestly ask if he can change his name to "Osama Bean Laden"

Time to shave the old noggin. I just had a shower too, oh well, short spiky hairs all over my woolyback today, such is life.

>>81765868
granddad was an alcoholic and irish, this makes sense

>>81765895
Ponce?

>>81765886
*touches your bald spot with the palm of my hand
im so sorry for your loss

In 7 years I've only ever had 1 delivery to Scarborough

>>81765820
Same, I heard it's countrywide, starmer is funnelling funds from local councils in order to fund his rentboy habit. He thinks it won't be noticeable as there's no connection to parliament, but the country is imploding, he's taking vast amounts from every small council. Even the number crunchers haven't found out yet. That's why he's throwing reeves under the bus, get rid of the head accountant, send a message to her underlings.

>>81765901
wha?

I hate the original filter

put me out my misery with a big rock

>>81765937
you're so dramatic. what's the matter now?

>>81765948
i was kidding but okay

>>81765952
moody

>Pakis shag their cousins
>White don't have sprogs until 37-38
The SEND rate is only going to get worse

>>81765845
I don't want britfeelers in my nottingham. You're all meanies.

>>81765937
That's a very male centric method of death lad.
Sounds like you need some physcial excercise to burn off that pent up violence.

I think at least 3 /britfeel/ers live in Manchester and surrounding areas.

>>81766001
In "Greater Manchester" myself but not Manchester itself

>>81766015
I was thinking to write Greater Manchester but decided to go fancy. I'm technically in Cheshire but a 15-20 minute tram ride away from the city centre so I do count that as 'surrounding areas'.

>>81766001
When that arena bombing happened a few years ago could hear loads of helicopters fly to the stadium. And a million sirens ringing out all night. It was about a 20 mins drive from where I was living at the time.

>>81766035
Yea huge response that night. I had to work in the centre in the morning and it was full of armed police.

Love a good Manchester tart me. Oh aye.

>>81766001
There was a time when 5 (FIVE) /britfeel/ers lived in Sittingbourne

>>81766047
5 guys plus one. Cheers.

>>81765330
I get those at 30. the second day is more just feeling very tired but honestly that is what feels worse for me than the next day hangover. the day after a sesh you feel like you deserve the hangover so can deal with it. when it bleeds into toil on a Monday is when I want to kms.

The absolute state of /tie/ - Take It Easy

Speedrun ruin your credit rating in one day challenge.

It's good enough seeing your OC reposted, but it's even better seeing it in a completely random place years laters

Going for a Toby (Home of the Roast) Brekkie tomorrow. Gonna be lush

>>81766058
/tie/ is a better britfeel than britfeel

Dollymong must be having his lunch. Wonder if mumberg made chicken nuggets.

>>81766058
>>81766066
Is this a comfymax thread? If so, they might be my kinda people. I only really post on britfeel/int-lang (not shippy) threads and vr

>>81766067
Luckily we have Shippy picking up the slack

>>81766067
Post something anti-brown/women and he'll immediately start steaming in his little boxroom

Why are so many people across 4chan (not all, but many) bitter angry twats?

Why can't people just be normal?

>>81766058
Not right them taking our image and using it for their own. Might go in there and have a stern word with one of them to bloody well pack it in!

>>81766077
You started off well, but finished on a reddit-esque phrase

But 4chan is an inherently antagonistic environment, has been for a while.

>>81766070
>int-lang
Corr, what languages lad?

>>81765980
Garn rock city with anon

>>81766079
Hope the stealing unoriginal mong gets blocked and can't figure out how to buy a pass

>>81766054
I meant 30, it started happening from 30/ Can't remember anything like that at 40. I did mature slightly mentally at 42, but it didn't last.

>>81766043
corr now that looks LUSH

No wonder the original flavour lucozade is fucking shite lads. This stuff used to be sold in pharmacies in the 60s to help boomers regain energy from when they had a massive diarrhoea attack.

>>81766091
>rock city
grim

>>81765716
>garn Malverns

>>81766111
Oh it is lad. Thin pastry and jam on the bottom layer then a custard filling and desiccated coconut sprinkles on top it lush

>>81766124
Any other recommendations?

Having a drink with that Steve now. We all communal garden in life x

Nice Grindr hookup
Gwarn neck a willy (or two x )

>>81766140
Giving Steve a rimjob later? We all gay in life x

Wish they'd stop dicking about and just carpet bomb this place

>>81766150
They already have the place looks like Fallout 3 DC at this point.

>>81766133
are you going for a gig or a night out? either way rock city's grim hate places with overzealous security. as soon as i see a door nigger i blacklist the venue

for me it's small gigs and raves

"Big B" reminds me of Big D from harry potter, like, the name
its just a coincidence theyre both fat

>>81766161
>Big D
is it on your mind?

>>81766090
I've dabbled a lot. My main one for 6 months was Japanese which is (or was, I've forgotten a lot of it because I actually despise the language quite a lot) my most proficient. I've put time into German, Polish, Norwegian, and Finnish (Finnish is top tier, but there's practically no content to consume) Posting there out of habit mostly now and seeing other peoples progress until the day I finally give in and learn Ancient Greek, or I win the lottery and emigrate to somewhere that doesn't speak English (sadly becoming more and more rare)

If you're Shippy, there's a Brit poster there who is very proficient in Chinese

>>81766166
Big D is from harry potter, its a name for Harry's cousin, Dudley Dursley

>>81766077
Gutless cowards IRL, mad angry and aggressive lunatics behind a screen.

>>81766174
well i'm not a nerd like you so i wouldn't know x

>>81766084
I guess if I want proper social interaction I need to seek it in real life. Too many people on 4chan just don't act normal. I tried out Reddit recently but you can't really have a proper conversation on Reddit because the posts aren't arranged in chronological order. Instead some post from a few hours ago gets upvoted to the top, and if you reply to it, most people won't even see your post.

>>81766190
>global platforms aren't they best way to find meaningful social interactions
well who'd have thought

Now applied for a loan at the Credit Union despite only joining. I'm sure this will go well... NOT!

Trading in your (You)s for updoots when OFCOM bring down the ban hammer on 4chan.

>>81766207
Will you be providing us with any proof of this debt larp?

>>81766157
>rock city's grim
I think it's alrite for a gig but I prefer smaller venues too

>>81766127
Corr, you anon who was at St Pancras a few weeks back when I was

>language school
Corr, and I mean Corr

>>81766215
Bad news lads

https://www.reddit.com/r/britfeel/

We already have clockmaxing and screenmaxing. We do not need a debtmaxing

Anons on britfeel can't come together and host their own board. Can someone else do it because I can't be arsed buying another VPS and domain name

>>81766217
Here you go. Gonna be murder when the interest kicks in next month. Baby debt on the grand scheme really though.

>>81766150
>Wish they'd stop dicking about and just carpet bomb this place
alright jammers

might become officially old and have a nap

>>81766169
>until the day I finally give in and learn Ancient Greek
Dabbled a little bit, got a few LOEB books incase I ever finish it (I won't). Funny, when I started learning I followed Steven Anderson on YouTube, and it wasn't until later I realised he is a /pol/ gimmick.

Was tempted to learn Norwegian at one point for Erik Ribsskog's blog

Fuck it. Might order a webab wrap later HHL style.

>>81766232
>We already have clockmaxing

>>81766269
What sort of posh cunt school does Greek for GCSE?

omg my current workstream is so so so so dull im not doing it, just endless mindless tasks, no fanks, think ill lift instead

>>81766269
>Erik has a special interest in what he terms as "little negro boys."
kek

Getting into debtmaxxing is a good way to clockmaxx.

>>81766293
Very few, Latin is already a minority in private schools (and only 3% of state schools), there are only a quarter of Ancient Greek students as Latin.

I think the likes of Eton/Harrow/Rugby/Stowe still do it, but it's a shrinking minority

Workstream. Another horror unleashed on the world. Workstream. What the fuck does that even mean. People who come up with these little officecuck terms aren't human, whoever they are.

>>81766224
it's pretty bad, last time i was there i was rolling and needed some fresh air and a sit down and they'd closed off the smoking area so basically trapped inside for several hours, fuck that shit, never going again

Yeah Eton and Rugby do Greek, Eton actually does loads of languages. Can't find any normal private schools that still do it

nakadashi, paizuri and hairjobs

What's your favourite credit card then my fellow debtmaxxers?

>He isn't a polyglot

Imagine being a tonguecel. Romance languages are piss easy to learn and have loads of overlapping meaning. Once you learn Spanish, Italian, French, Romanian all open to you or vice versa.

>>81766333
u have multiple streams and it creates a river, the river of wage, but I'll circle back to that in a moment

I learned Arabic just so I could call me neighbour a poo eating rat in his native tongue.

>>81766360
I dont like people tho, why would I learn several languages to talk to more of them?

>>81766346
Our local private school doesn't even do Latin, but it does Russian (only for the boys though) and the usuals. Very odd.

>>81766381
Just looked up mine and it does Latin but not Greek

Red arrows just flew overhead

>>81766364
Just don't enjoy the state of language in 2025 I don't. Corpospeak makes me unwell. Like I want to just get in bed and sleep to escape it all.

>>81766226
nah, I just walked past this yesterday and took a piccy

>>81766313
It'll all be under the blanket "Classics" subject rather than by itself.

>>81766369
Jokes on you, you probably said it in MSA (with a butchered pronunciation) and he wouldn't have understood you anyway.

>>81766396
we should circle back and touch base at the close of play to discuss this more

>>81766150
Gazan refugees welcome in Britain :)

>>81766423
I cry. Work really is humiliation. "kind regards" at the end of an email ohnononono.

>>81765853
Good post, lad, should've got more (you)s

>>81766453
Heh, thanks. It just came to me.

Good afternoon,

Tasks on britfeel are complete, shitposting work continues

For those currently working larping tasks

anon, anon, anon, anon, anon, anon and anon please move to gimmick posting.

anon and anon - please complete any outstanding dolly posting when your personal Q is clear

Calendar reminder for our bi monthly britfeel meeting is scheduled for friday.

kind regards,
Anon

>>81766487
Fuck me mate I get a dozen emails like this a day. It's so fucking soul-crushing.

Good afternoon,

Please find attached the updated britfeel security operating procedures for remove use of Britfeel

As part of the Britfeel license agreement we are required to ensure that all brincels are aware and are adhering to the procedures and regulations outlined in the attached document

Please take 15 minutes at your earliest opportunity to read through the attached in full, then sign to confirm your understanding and agreement . An electronic signature will be acceptable. Once completed return the signed document to me. Ensure the email is sent from you own Britfeel address.

This is a requirment for all staff - including those that are awaiting Britfeel training.

Any problems let me know

Regards,
Anon

PayPal Credit is predatory it's as simple as that.

What's the latest with SSM? Haven't really checked in on him since like March. He still with Helen?

>>81766505
can you make a job rejection one so i can relate too

>Hi all,

>Please complete your mandatory GDPR (general dollyposting regulations) e-learning training on the britfeel intranet portal before end of day Friday. If you cannot please raise in 1-to-1 with your line jannyger to rearrange.

>Many thanks and best regards,

>Becky
>/britfeel/ HR
>(she/her)

>>81766513
Helen not for him big man he all the way PS5 now.

>>81766505
*remote

As per my last email please ensure that that the attached document is signed from your Britfeel email.

Regards,
Anon

2 packets of crisps for lunch oh my days

>>81766528
NTA, but here's one from May that I had, lad.

>>81766558
Think I've got that exact same one my lad

>>81766558
different anon but its mad how its pretty much word for word the exact same e-mail no matter who you are or what job you get rejected from

What happened to that surveylad? He was making like 40p a day doing them and I found it amusing to see his progress.

>>81766571
He moved onto begging irl

>>81766558
Ah yes, that's the shit lad, right into my veins

Honestly I just feel like being such a fat cunt this week and I want to eat loads of cadburys chocolate. Why is it so expensive now?

Feel embarassed I even got this small amount of debt to be honest. Even more embarassed having to apply for loans and credit cards. Definitely closing my PayPal Credit account once it's paid off.

few more tasks done on my gimmick posting workstream

>Humiliation of the Wimbledon line judges who lost their jobs to robots: How ex-officials are now 'glorified butlers' who take players to the TOILET and open cans of balls after being replaced by AI tech

NEETanons here could take QT to the toilet ladies toilets

>>81766581
When you've done the tasks on your workstream log in to the online service portal and make sure to action any outstanding tickets on your dashboard, lad.

>>81766605
*likes your teams comment through clenched fists

I am so fucking horny all the fucking time, it's insane. It's driving me fucking mental. How the fuck is an average 22 year old male supposed to deal with his life when it's impossible to get pussy but you're surrounded by insanely hot young women everywhere you go and porn just makes you angry at this point because it's teasing you something you desperately want but cannot have?

What the fuck is going on? How do I even begin to address this? Does anyone care? Would anyone offer me genuine support and advice beyond 'just deal with it' or 'just go get laid'?!

THE FUCKING SPAWN OF 2025 IS RAPIDLY MARCHING INTO FEEL STREET TO ACQUIRE NEW OWNERS. THERE'S FROGLETS EVERYWHERE. LIDS YOU'VE GOT ABOUT AN HOUR TO EVACUATE THE TOWN BEFORE THEY HIT. BOARD UP YOUR WINDOWS, TREBLE LOCKS YOUR DOORS THEY'RE FUCKING COMING IN SOON.

>>81766599
Well the interest is going to do me in isn't it?

>>81766620
how old you eh?

>>81766450
think you care too much about these things and it's bringing you down

>>81766620
Get yourself a fleshlight mate it will change your life

>>81766627
Said in my post I'm 22, lad. My entire body and brain is telling me to shag anything that moves and I am clawing my fucking eyes out with how horny I am and it never ends and nothing makes it better.

46 here and I cannot go a day without wanking at least twice

>>81766620
Hello,

Well touch on this issue in the bi monthly britfeel teams meeting call, thank you for raising this issue, some of our other members have similar discussion points to raise.

Regards,
Anon

>>81766628
Hard not to. The world is just too grim.

We never have a hetero monthly /britfeel/ teams meeting call, ffs.

>>81766632
Grim. Grim grim grim grim grim grim grim.

>>81766647
You mean lush lush lush? x

>>81766643
if you're getting worked up over email signatures then you are ngmi

>>81766656
Well yeah I never did make it. So what?

>>81766632
Been fleshlightmaxxing for years now lad, don't need women, I've had my fill of them and holes are all they provide.

imagine ending an email signature with your fucking pronouns

>>81766626
not really going to make any difference lad, unless you have a good income and high credit score you won't get any loan with a lower rate and will most likely need a guarantor, i think you already mentioned you did, just make the monthly payments to paypal credit

>>81766666
Holy quads of truth x

loanmaxxing or creditcardmaxxing?

>>81766611
I wouldn't be surprised if since the introduction of Teams, the suicide rate has increased by a statistically significant amount desu.

If you want a picture of the future, imagine a middle aged woman posting aobut her weekend in Teams - forever.

It has been brought to our attention that a member of britfeel has made an inappropriate comment in regards to sexuality, to clarify, a Bi annual meeting refers to a teams meeting we hold mid way through the month. Whilst some members may find this comment amusing please keep in mind we here at britfeel are a diverse and inclusive family and have members which may find such comments insensitive, inappropriate and hurtful.

Lets us remind all stay to stay true to the britfeel code where we value and respect one another.

Britfeel resources

Anon,
he/him

>>81766672
You mean quints de lad

To clarify due to my typo

Lets us remind all britfeel staff to stay true to the britfeel code where we value and respect one another.

>>81766671
When the interest kicks in it's going to be like 150 a month so I'll barely be able to pay it off. I had it worked out but the way they allocate payments has fucked me.

>>81766692
So it is oh my days

>>81766695
how much are you paying now

>>81766694
This was covered in the Dignity At Work mandatory e-learning packet you all completed earlier in the year. If anyone would like a refresher, please email HR and cc your line manager and they can arrange a follow-up.

All the best,
Anonette, Senior HR Lead
(she/her)

>>81766660
bit touchy lad. are you a woman?

>>81766677
Honestly, while the content itself is different, there's very little structural difference between this and an average britfeel thread. Two people back and forth gimmicking about nothing with occasional stupid reaction images/emojis.

>>81766705
*cc's into the chat*

I was off that day, having the surgery.
Aninnymouse
(apache/attack helicopter)

must say, I am enjoying this new corpro britfeel gimmick

>>81766726
Hi Anon, just a gentle reminder that the main britfeel Teams channel is for official britfeel work posts only (gimmicks, spam etc.). We love that you want to engage with the team, but please keep all general chit-chat to the 'Tea & Biscuits' channel.

Thanks very much (and please keep up the team-building posts!),

Anonette
Senior HR Lead
(she/her)

You shouldn't be wasting company time with this feelings nonsense, get back in t'factory you dossers

>>81766707
No but people say this all the time to me.

>>81766655
No i mean grim. Imagine you bring a girl back to your room and she sees that. She'll probably leave immediately.

>>81766666
You think a piece of plastic is a good partner? Instead of a living breathing person?

>>81766755
hi Anon, wrong chat, if you have an issue please raise a ticket with the fixflo britfeel 'fix it teams chat linked below

https://apu.com/_next/image?url=%2Fimages%2FApuV2%2FapuHero%2FapuHero2.webp&w=640&q=100

Anon
Gimmick EO
(He/xer/

Old guy in work has caused at least 5-10k damage this week and its only fucking Wednesday kek

Of course nothing is said or done about it while everyone else gets a massive bollocking for the smallest of fuck ups
The old cunt is also taking 2 weeks off (at one of the busiest times of the year) but no one else can take a day off

Getting real sick of their shit tbqfh

Big B's Big D

>>81766647
Roastie detected, dildos are normalised for women but fleshlights demonised. Never used a fleshlight myself but there's nothing wrong with it

>>81766795
He's proper wound up him

>>81766824
Sometimes in life there really just is a double standard. Female masturbation is nice, like eating. Even people who aren't attracted to women feel that way. Male masturbation is disgusting, like shitting. Even people who are attracted to men feel that way.

>>81766795
Thing is, you can put fleshlights up a trannys arse and go to town, it'll be just like a woman.

women
>cute
>look nice
>soft

men
>brutish
>rough
>hairy

men aren't allowed to wank, its disgusting

>>81766865
I wouldn't go to town. Wouldn't want all the town lads seeing me with a tranny. I'd stay in the bedroom. Keep it discreet.

>>81766865
where does this fall into? is this gay, is this permissible? this has never crossed my mind

Mums getting a little annoyed with her deadbeat boyfriend she has to pay for everything and ferry him around from point A to point B. I told her 4 months ago he was a bum. Also hes lying about being skint, she worked it out thats hes saving about 1700 a month and pretends to be broke.

>>81766869
Men are allowed to wank but no one wants to see it or hear about it.

>>81766637
Going to cause yourself hypogonadism lad, waiting time for treatment is about a year on r NHS or 250 a month private, for ever.

>>81766879
they must feel shame afterwards though.

>>81766876
An old friend of mine years ago got arrested for having sex with a cat, and then when he was shagging the cat he put the whole cat inside a cow's vagina and kind of shagged the cow with the cat, while he's shagging the cat. Essentially he used the cat as a condom when he was shagging the cow, I suppose you could say. It was something else and no mistake.

>>81766869
You ever been wanked off by a girl? It's more enjoyable to take care of oneself.

>>81766892
Depends what you wank to/about.

>>81766895
ah right, haha yeah...

>>81766878
batter the cunt next time he comes over for star wars and chill

>>81766903
I have, one ex was alright the rest terrible, never cum from a handy or a blowie, convinced handjobs and blowjobs are a meme and the only novelty is that a woman is sucking/ touching your willy

>>81766876
It's as gay as a man holding down a woman for you to fuck. The tranny is holding the fleshlight in his arse, so, you can see it's the same really.

Every lad in this thread should own a fleshlight, they'd all be more satisfied in life

>>81766795
>You think a piece of plastic is a good partner? Instead of a living breathing person?
Having had a good few gfs lad, yes, a fleshlight is better.

>>81766931
this and wank to whatever you want so what if she's cute and has a little girldick so what it's just a wank it doesn't make you gay

>>81766895
>as a condom

>>81766958
Yeah he was a bit soi actually to be frank with you, should have raw dogged the cow.

I'm not pro-Charles, because personally I think he's a fucking wet lib. But here's an interesting thought experiment to consider:

>Charles meets with head of armed forces over several weeks/months
>Privately declares his intent to dissolve Parliament due to unprecedented unpopularity/lack of mandate in current one and endless crises of state
>Obtains support through practical concerns and legitimacy through invoking fact that armed forces are sworn to the head of state
>Day arrives, MPs/Cabinet arrested, Parliament dissolved and Charles announces he is not reconstituting it; he will personally reign for an indefinite period of time

Now, obviously plenty of people in Parliament would object to this, flee and try to resist somehow. But the problem is that literally nobody in the fucking country would want to fight for them. They would need to raise an army to contest the dissolution of Parliament, but who the fuck is going to fight and die in an internal conflict for fucking Labour? The only feasible constituency they might try and rally support from would be, as funny/disgusting as it is, the massive Muslim ghettos of the inner cities. Though personally I don't think it would go very far.

Absolutely grim to consider.

Love a hairjob me. Especially really long nice hair.

>>81766972
like from SSMs hairy arse?

>>81766903
>>81766927
had an ex who would take proper pride in getting me to cum with a handjob in particular. something so sexy about it, she was so determined. the rest have all been meh.

>>81766931
Knew a lad, he was rich, weedy physically and a bit psycho, told me he broke every fleshlight he ever owned. Found out years later his girfriend of 2 years at the time was a prostitute he'd violenty no holds barred fuck whenever. She showed me her accounts, 38,000 for the first year, 49,000 the second, she lived with him so everything was covered. This was in 2009. She bought a house, terminated the agreement. Had two kids and married a bloke 10 years younger than her.

Point being, some people aren't happy with a bit of rubber (see women showing everything up their chuffs and still being miserable hags)

Applied for a loan with Coutts.

Knew a lad, bit of an oddball, skinny, loaded, and completely obsessed with this one special cow he had. Told me once he'd worn out every milking machine he ever bought. Found out years later he'd spent two years spoiling that cow rotten. Heated barn, premium hay, daily massages. He showed me the vet bills, 38,000 the first year, 49,000 the second. This was back in 2009. Eventually, the cow retired, moved to a nice farm down the road. Had two calves and paired up with a bull half her age.

Point being, some folks just can't settle for ordinary livestock. (See people pampering pedigree poodles and still being utterly miserable.)

need a QRD on SSMs latest finical fraud antics

Last i heard hes buying ps5s for 600 bong and selling them for 200?

>>81767022
He's been doing this for years mate nothing new.

>>81766903
>>81766927
>>81766987
It really just comes down to how enthusiastic they are about doing it/pleasing you and how sexy they look/act while doing it.

Women seriously have no clue how easy it is to make a man feel like a fucking king. Just put on a pair of stockings once a week, smile/make eye contact while giving a really oily handjob and look pleased with yourself when the guy cums and literally he'll be the best bf/husband you could ask for.

it's so easy it's crazy how they always seem to never get it right.

>>81767022
Hi anon,

Wrong chat, for SSM queries please consult the SSM teams chat.

Thank you for showing a keen interest in britfeel peoples of interest.

Regards,
Anon
He/him

>>81767034
Not all of them have the confidence lad. They only do that when they feel sexy.

Do your daily duty and punch a woman in the face.

>>81767043
Self-fulfilling prophecy then innit? Want to feel sexy? Well then act/dress/talk/be fucking sexy! Can't just stand around like a gormless moron putting in no effort in any way and expect to be considered 'sexy' apropos of nothing.

>>81767050
I really, really, REALLY want to punch a woman in the face, but not in an act of genuine assault. I want to be shagging a woman and then have her consent to, at some point during, just fucking throw a huge, gorilla fist, max power decking right into her face. I have no desire to do this without her consent, but I really want to do it with her consent. Sadly not too many women are into it.

>>81767020
lmao I'm going to remember this and if i ever see him again I'm going to tell him, see if he catches on.

>>81766972
We got a fella here with very long hair, likely he/she is transitioning they/them might oblige you in a hairjob.

>>81767022
A while ago he received a CCJ to recover over 4k in debt and got it consolidated with a debt relief agency. Fast forward a few weeks later he is still up to his old tricks getting new credit cards and lines of credit he has no intentions of repaying. He is also taking the money out of the accounts so they cant recover any money. So for a few years now hes constantly buying items from currys, Argos ect and pawning them off for 60% of the price he paid. Eventually he will get another CCJ and the cycle will repeat once again.
A complete mess and hes just further digging a hole he wont be able to get out of.

>>81767056
100% agree but I reckon it's difficult to take that step and act/dress/talk sexy when you don't feel sexy. Had a gf in the past and she was fucking sexy but she just didn't believe it, so even making an attempt in that direction made her feel ridiculous. Conversely I've had a gf in the past who wasn't even naturally conventionally very good looking but she had confidence and felt sexy, and gave me the best sex I ever had.

My ex would shove a vibrator on max setting up her arse so when I was in her fanny It would vibrate me willy and make it feel very tight, saw stars.

>>81767034
I disagree. It's skill as well.
Say you leant a gf your car to go to the shops to get your favourite pack of crisps, and she really really wanted to do it, but on the way back ran over a dog and totalled the car. Would you say, oh well at least she tried?
I'm being hyperbolic af, but there's certain things we tolerate, if they lead to something good. A crap wank leading to a good sexo session, for example.

>>81767064
Me too. I wouldn't punch her nose or eyes though, but a hook smashing into the side of her face would be so satisfying. Naturally with consent of course. I'm not a brute

>>81767042
Hi Anon,

Thanks for your quick response.

Can you please add me to the SSM Teams chat? I only appear to have access to the LGBTQ+ and Pride Events chat.

Kind regards,
Anon

>>81767079
At some point the rubber has to hit the road. At some point you can only say and encourage so much without getting any effort back in return before you just have to give up. Happened to me in a few relationships. Just got nothing back in return no matter how much I encouraged them and told them they were sexy and tried to ease them into actual effort in sex and seduction and stuff. When you get nothing back it's just not worth it to keep trying, learned helplessness, move on.

>>81767102
Oh sure to some extent, but I'm not convinced that any woman can't learn to give a perfectly acceptable handjob/blowjob with a bit of encouragement and guidance from her man. Sure they might not all be able to give Belladonna style 10 inch coke-can-thick deepthroats, but if you get fine at the basics it feels amazing anyway. If she really loves you though she should want to get better and make it a good experience, but that seems to be the key that almost all women are missing - effort.

>>81767076
Cheers lid, bailiffs when?

>>81767132
Probably sometime by the end of the year/ early next year by the looks of it. I like the guy but for fucks sake its just getting worse and worse by each passing week for him. He keeps doing this because he cannot afford the lifestyle he wants to live, which is a shame really but what can you expect while being in benefits.

>>81767164
Do you resent Mark a bit for enjoying his lifestyle? I get a little twinge of that from you, no offence lad.

>>81767122
It's similar to them whinging about men not finding the clit.
It just needs to be spoken about more by men, but then they'd be shut down by feminazis and the like.

>>81767177
Do you resent men a bit for having sex? I get a little twinge of that from you, no offence lad.

>>81767196
No if anything I respect men for having sex.

PIV is overrated, a handjob done well is way way better.

Me? Hotdogging

>>81767177
Not at all. Not one bit. I am very content with my lifestyle and wouldnt change it one bit, sure I get depressed sometimes but I cannot help being mentally ill. I dont like going outside and the summer heat and brightness bothers me. I like watching the guy but I also tell it as it is. Not going to sugar coat it. Mark is in deep trouble if he carries on doing this credit card fraud.

>>81767164
It's not even an extravagant lifestyle either. All he does is drink and overcook butchers meat because he has no hobbies or interests besides birds and watching youtube. I genuinely think the years of alcohol has fucked up his brain.

Shippy will never have sex

>>81766933
You are speaking from bitterness rather than factuality

>>81767214
Disagree. The only form of sex I enjoy is PIV. Handjobs and blowjobs do nothing for me

>>81767243
I'll remain bitter and happier with my flashight thanks lad. You can have all the women I won't bother with anymore.

>>81766933
Not gonna lie, I had a really neat fleshlight for a while that felt amazing. Sadly it doesn't smell like a woman though, and women look prettier, although a lot of their minges are disgusting without surgery.

>>81767253
No need to brag about it in the thread full of 25-35 year old virgins is there

>>81767255
Phowar, been thinking about buying one me

>>81767287
Can experience PIV yourself for around 150 pound an hour. I know it won't satisfy the other aspects of female company, but if it helps you cope, most couples seem to be miserable past 40.

>>81767237
He has lad. He's shown me photos of the women he's shagged and trust me, it's not something anyone would lie about. You'd lie about not shagging them, if anything

Need a loan ASAP de lids. Gagging for a loan.

>>81767338
garn buy a fleshlight with it?

>>81767338
Whatcha need a loan for?

I hear those fancy Tenga devices are better than fleshlights.

>>81767341
>>81767353
Need to consolidate my fleshlight debt lids.

>>81767358
maybe if youve got a small willy

Keir Starmer's wife is quite fit IMO.

>>81767364
Surely they're made for average willy havers too? Can't see why size would matter

>>81767367
>Keir Starmer's wife
why does she look so fucking smug?

Strange state of mind recently.
Starting to believe tat people aren't real.
The only person i remember being real was a girl i knew who let me hear her heartbeat.
Am i going mental?

corr that's an expensive wank

Tenga eggs are shit compared to a proper fleshlight desu. I've used both and a Tenga egg really can't compare. It's more like fucking a condom.

>>81767372
Insertion Length Approx. (mm): 110

>>81767379
*checks my pulse
I'm not real, you are but you are somewhere else, I am an extension of you.

Wake up. Please wake up. We miss you.

Don't last long enough to justify paying more than 20 bong for a fleshlight

>>81767382
don't mean the eggs, I mean the mechanical devices

steampunk fleshkikes

>>81767392
I'm fully awake, the world is real but the people aren't, i'm here, alone with the animals, who are real, i know, i've eaten them.
I've never eaten a person though.

Garn have another month out of date egg, fuc da police

>>81767427
fuck it lad everyone else here is fucking eggs

kinda miss my old fleshlight, it was quite good but I only got it as an ex gifted it me as she wanted to see me fuck it, never got around to it, eventually used it and it broke after a while, never replaced it as it feels a bit grim to buy one myself.

>>81767214
Not even close

PIV >>>>>> Alles

>>81767447
>I only got it as an ex gifted it me as she wanted to see me fuck it,

Genuinely hot. Miss going out with a kinky girl. They tend to be fucked in the head though. Vanilla sex girls make for better girlfriends sadly, for anything outside the bedroom.

fleshlight gimmick

I have the Angela White and Mia Malkova Fleshlights. Angela's pussy for a nice long sesh and Mia's arse for those tight, quick wanks.

mad how it's okay for women to fuck 10 inch beastiality dildos but it's icky for a man to fuck a fake vagina

>>81767427
food poisoning is no joke lad. People get hospitalized for months with that shit. It can be a lot more severe than the shits and vomits

Fleshlight edition next is it?

Wonder if in 2050 people will yearn for the good old days of 2025 again. I just wanna go back to the late 90s lads.

>>81767501
We already have 2016 nostalgics

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYOkB7pYp3Q

>>81767501
doubt it
theres no redeeming qualities in my life currently
>>81767510
2016 had tons of redeeming qualities for me

I was right, post-400 anxiety is horrible this time around. New thread as quick as you can please.

>>81767463
very true, she was fucked int he head and a BPDemon but man was she a whore and a half, notable things we did
>shag outdoors and in questionable places
>arrange a 3some with her goth mate
>shove a vibrator up her arse whilst I shagged her
>wanted to see me fuck a watermelon

even got one of those coils just for me, must say 10/10 for enthusiasm, 1/10 for being an actual gf, although she did have a car and would drive me around and we saw loads of interesting places up and down the country so ehh. Current Gf as much as she is great does pale in comparrison, but comes out ahead due to not being as mental and more girl friendly.

>>81767524
Not making one til 500, sorry lad, you can suffer with your anxiety x

>>81767476
Women are the bottleneck determining who obtains sex. For them it's not a big deal because we understand that they can pick and choose. They do it because they want to.

For men, we understand that we don't get to pick and choose, so fucking a fleshlight is rightly seen as giving up/being a loser who can't get laid.

When did Jay Cartwright find britfeel?

Will be having tits waved in my face tonight corr

>>81767582
saggy ones?

>>81767538
This is 100% right. It's fine to work out your sexual frustrations with a quick hand shandy, but buying a plastic vagina is a signal to yourself and the world that you can't get the real thing and you perhaps never will again.

>>81767596
No they're pretty tight actually but just enough bounce to be playful

>>81767612
I will be enjoying my fleshlight while you're stuck with your hand

Shippy post a bean update

>>81767628
I do occasionally have sex lad.

pure wish someone would go shop for me to get sour skittles

>>81767668
I don't mind buying mental stuff for people but I draw the line at sour Skittles

It literally me x

>>81767674
can you buy me a fleshlight?

>>81767612
>buying a plastic vagina is a signal to yourself and the world that you can't get the real thing and you perhaps never will again.
NTA, I've had enough of women lad, the fleshlight is the better option and you'd know this if you've ever been with women.

>>81767684
I thought you wanted skittles

Vaginas are extremely ugly, not bothered about being an incel anymore.

love skittles, me

>>81767674
go on bro heres a fiver i want 2 packs get yourself something with the change

>>81767688
I'm happily married lad so I'm on team actual woman rather than team fleshlight. I understand how your perception could be influenced by bad experiences in the past though, I've had my share of bad relationships too.

>>81767708
his willys well small reckon its about 4 inches

>>81767700
Depends really. Some look like a dog's been chewing on a piece of steak while other look really neat.

>>81767712
Mate I told you already I'm not buying sour Skittles, it just wouldn't feel right

>>81767725
want to see her shoot a big stream of cum all over her belly x

Reckon HHLs packing about 4inches too

Shippy has dandruff

>>81767741
discrimination is illegal bro dont make me call ofcom

>>81767728
Only extreme innies are remotely aesthetically pleasing.

Fook it lets 'av a new then
>>81767774
>>81767774
>>81767774