Thread 81766720

Having no physical touch is worse for your body than smoking

>>81766720 (OP)
A great opportunity to share my recent discovery
Put a blanket or sheets in the dryer for 10 minutes and then take them out, bundle them up, and cuddle them
It feels good even if it is pathetic

Bullshit. I hate being touched. You're just a sensitive little faggot. A feminized soi boy

>>81766844
them grapes be mighty sour

>>81766760
Genious.

>>81766720 (OP)
why don't you go ahead into an x-ray room for a while or touch this fucking thing for a couple seconds?

>>81766868
I guess maybe but I do hate it. Hugs are disgusting.

>>81766889
Just pour this bucket into the container

>>81766936
Listen to this bitch on a clam nigga
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YDkrJaiCrw

>>81767107
>exist for love
Lol
Lmao
You're a faggot

>>81767159
I have sex with a woman. Is that all you've got, virgin parrot?

>>81767175
Enjoy getting cucked. Also she's probably fat you needy fuck.

>>81767194
>AWK! Enjoy getting cucked. AWK!

>>81767211
I will not forget this and I will use it against you later >:(

>>81767268
You mean you'll parrot it back to me? I'd expect nothing less.

>>81767211
You will though.
Also she's probably fat lol

>>81767194
>AWK! she's probably fat! AWK!
>>81767648
>AWK! she's probably fat! AWK!

>>81767692
Yup. Confirmed to have a fat bitch. Bet she fucked a bunch of guys before you but its okay because you love each other tight? Lmao

>>81767704
>AWK! she fucked a bunch of guys AWK!
I thought /r9k/ was the originality board

>>81767716
>I love a whore but at least I can get hugs now
Jesus fuck men like you are pathetic

>>81767724
The pathetic person here is you, parroting all this stuff that you've read on 4chan.

>>81767786
>its pathetic you insult my love for my fat pre-owned slut
>go out and fall in love
Its pathetic you need emotional bullshit so much that you got a fat girl and one that's been used before yourself. I bet you like it nice and loose like a cuck though.

>>81767809
>cuck! AWK!

>>81767850
I'm not wrong though.
You got yourself a used bitch because you're an emotionally needy cuck faggot. Loneliness is a betacuck experience. Needing validation is for faggots. Needing hugs is how girls think and behave. Youre a feminized bitch boy.

>>81767880
>betacuck! AWK!

>>81767211
>>81767692
>>81767716
>>81767850
>>81767918
...Maybe I should actually buy a parrot. Holy kek

>>81767918
You're not proving me wrong you beta bitch boy.

>>81767988
>beta! AWWWK!

>>81766720 (OP)
just get a dog or something

>>81768000
Still not proving me wrong soiboi. Go hug your fat whore. Since you think you can die without hugs. Dumbass.

>>81768147
>soiboi! AWK

>>81768241
Yup. Thats all you can do. So stupid, no wonder you think love is real and you need hugs like a girl.

>>81768274
>Thats all you can- AWK!

>>81768350
I bet you don't even have a fat whore to hug since you just keep posting pics of macaws

>>81768372
>whore! SQUAWK

>>81768386
Yup you sure do love a loose whore

>>81768398
>whore! AWK!
>>81768372
>whore! AWK!


The parrotposting stops as soon as you stop parroting. This is so low-effort that I can go until the image limit.

>>81768422
>nooh be open minded and learn to love used pussy and feel affekshun!!
Holy shit you're a faggot

>>81766720 (OP)
Does that mean my sea monkey body will die soon?

>>81768429
>faggot! AWK!

>>81766720 (OP)
Good thing I do both.

>>81768435
Yup you sure are. Emotional males aren't males btw. Open minded carinv males are emasculated pseudo males

>>81768460
>pseudo males! AWWWK

>>81768476
Yup they exist and you're one of them.

>>81768492
>one of them! one of them! pieces of eight

>>81768529
Yup. Glad you accept and admit it.

>>81768554
>admit it! admit it! polly wanna cracker

>>81768627
Yup you sure are. Whos a good little cuck? Whos a good numale? Whos a proud feminist simp? You are! Yes you are!

>>81767194
>cuck
>>81767809
>cuck
>>81767880
>cuck
>>81768671
>cuck

>BGOCK!

>>81768696
Yes. Being a cuck is bad. Its oathwtic you think ita okay to be an emotionally needy male and to settle for a slampig

>>81767194
>cuck
>>81767809
>cuck
>>81767880
>cuck
>>81768671
>cuck
>>81768714
>cuck
>A DOODLE DOOOOOOOO

>>81768725
>Its oathwtic you think ita okay
Anony... it's not nice to pick on the mentally deficient

>>81766884
>Genious
I'm trying not to laugh at this but it's hard

>>81766720 (OP)
God I hope. I've lived too long alone already

>>81768829
>>81768765
Its crazy r9k now supports men being emotional nerdy faggots and settling for fat used up sluts.

>>81769164
It's crazy how butthurt you are by being quoted with a bird noise attached.

>>81769227
I'm not though? Are you retarded? All you do is post bird pics. Who the fucks going to get angry about that? And no matter what youre still a feminized numale that settled for a used bitch because of some lonely faggot craving attention male feminity shit.

>>81769287
>Its oathwtic you think ita okay
Doesn't exactly scream "I'm not seething with rage"

>>81769227
The anon is right. I could not live with being the last choice of my wife. Plan Z.

>>81769386
B-but znon he would have died without settling for her! He needs affekshun and cuddle wuddles UwU

>>81769386
I never said if he was right or wrong. My point is that he's a mindless parrot, and so anything he says is meaningless.

>>81766720 (OP)
you only think about this because all you do is use the internet reminding you about this, cancel your internet and exist exclusively in the real world and all this bullshit buzzwords cease to be.
>muh physical touch
no man in the 1800 ever thought about this

>>81769416
Mindless parrot how so?

>>81769456
Like this guy said >>81769436
>bullshit buzzwords

>>81769511
>n-nu-males aren't real!
>being a cuck is okay!
>settling and being a lonely needy faggot is socially acceptable!
>its just buzzwords from a meanie on 4chan
Holy cope...

>>81769548
>numale
>cuck
>faggot
Tell me how these aren't meaningless buzzwords that you learned from your internet "buddies."

I want affection, but I know if I settle for a girl who's had a partner it would be worse. Staying alone is not as painful, although there still is pain obviously. I won't see the change I and many other men need in this lifetime, I hope things go back to tradition for the future. Men and women both were happier that way despite the hysteria over every man beating his wife daily (they would love it if they did)

>>81769436
you're just autistic, thats okay but i care about it because im a failed normalfag who had it in the past and all was well

>>81766760
I dont have a dryer because im europoor i don't even have a washing machine kek, just wash clothes by hand

>>81769618
They are not meaningless.
Cuck can mean you have a girl thats heavily used or fucks other guys.
Nu-male means a pathetic emotionally sensitive "male" that has feminine sensitivities and traits. Like needing hugs, and validation and being a lonely pathetic fuck.
Faggot means faggot.

>>81769717
>Faggot means faggot.
As expected of a parrot, doesn't even know the meaning of the words.
Faggot means burnable idiot. That means you. Have a nice life.