zoomers are BULLYING me online and idk what they're saying

>getting bullied by balding broccoli heads

>>81767543 (OP)
Just bully them back
>>81767558
Post hair you won't

>>81767543 (OP)
send a dick pic anon they'll think you're gay and leave you alone

>>81767543 (OP)
>Talking anything zoomers say seriously

o- ok thank you all for the good advice, some zoomers are ok, the ones who like old internet and old anime stuff are nice but they can be very scary

Call them on the telephone. That is the zoomers ultimate weakness. It triggers panic attacks, hives, some even go catatonic or have epileptic fits.

>>81767543 (OP)
>idk what they're saying
How do you know they bully you then?

Oh Chiyo Chan, you're going to be bullied no matter where you are! In the bathroom, online, at the park, even in your own home!

>>81767761
i can figure out some and its very mean!

>>81767804
AH!

>>81767848
Bleh bleh bleh chiyo chan is a huge crybaby ong rizz skibidi ohio I'm a zoomer!

>>81767864
GUH! EEEEEH!!! DEEP BREATHING EXCERCISES

>>81767903
Okay. I'll stop. Only because you're my friend and I love to tease you juuuust enough to get you upset, Chiyo Chan.

>>81767543 (OP)
Unc got no rizz fr no cap.

>>81767543 (OP)
im sorry to hear that chiyo. if its any consolation im a zoomer and azumanga daioh is my tied favourite slice of life anime and i like reading and replying to your threads because theyre some of the only interesting ones on this board

>>81767941
mean

>>81767963
WHAT IS IT SAYING!???!!!

>>81767967
thanks zoomer anon :D

>>81768025
MUHFUGEN BIX NOOD COF BIN DUB HO MUHFUGGA FANUM TAX

>>81768074
AHHHH WHY ARE YOU ALL SO MEAN

ts pmo, icl chiyo-chan. . .
Big girls shouldn't be such meek doormats, you have the moral duty to put the ipad kids into their place!!
Bully them into submission in a tiktok dance battle, that's their achilles' heel.

chiyo chan is that you? what happened yesterday?

>>81768409
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THIS MEANS I'M GONNA GO PLAY DREAMCAST NOW

>>81767543 (OP)
Zoomer here, Chiyo chan is cool!