This is a morbidly obese 50 year old man - /r9k/ (#81774583) [Archived: 381 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/10/2025, 6:36:59 AM No.81774583
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see the lack of wrinkly, blotchy rough skin.
he could easily pass as a 25 year old zoomer.

while normies ruin their skin by going to parties, working stressful jobs, raising children and cooking in the sun, we robots will bide our time; curtains closed, sitting comfortably in our neckbeard den, then right we are approaching our late 40s. our parents die and we inherit our millions.

our normie counterparts will all be uglier, fatter, and looking 20 years older, and thats when we swoop in and snatch up all their milf wives
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Anonymous
7/10/2025, 6:38:04 AM No.81774590
is that boogie2988?
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Anonymous
7/10/2025, 6:40:39 AM No.81774608
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>>81774590
yes, he recently married his 20 year old girlfriend despite being a disgusting morbidly obese subhuman with an atrocious personality
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 6:41:23 AM No.81774616
Sun is one of the biggest agers, so you are not wrong
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Anonymous
7/10/2025, 6:42:49 AM No.81774623
>>81774583 (OP)
>This is a morbidly obese 50 year old man
ok now show his bloodwork
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Anonymous
7/10/2025, 6:43:59 AM No.81774634
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>>81774616
this is correct
>>81774623
he's an extreme example,
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 6:54:03 AM No.81774696
>>81774583 (OP)
Kek. Im a millenial, some hours ago a zoomette and a zoomer came to my house to visit and they saw a bunch of old pictures of me that my relative has around. They didnt comment on my teenager pic (about 15yo) they just said i look like my mom. Then they skipped to another picture and they said "in this pic your adolescency kicked in", i told them i was 27 in that pic and they tripped balls. I dont wanna be that motherfucker that says "le aged zoomers" and "im le 30 yo teenager", but their reaction was hilarious. One of them didnt know how old i was, and when i told him 33 he was shocked, like, he knew i was an old man but he couldnt tell how old
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Anonymous
7/10/2025, 7:03:02 AM No.81774749
>>81774696
You aren't an old man. "Standard adult" at worst. Do words even mean anything anymore?
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Anonymous
7/10/2025, 9:20:52 AM No.81775665
>>81774749
what's old then originally
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 9:28:25 AM No.81775726
I don't see how anyone coukd be sympathetic to him anymire with all the bs he has pulled with his grifting.
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 9:30:32 AM No.81775743
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>>81774583 (OP)
>he could easily pass as a 25 year old zoomer.
Absolutely. Sure.
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 9:31:56 AM No.81775750
>>81774696
>"in this pic your adolescency kicked in", i told them i was 27
>Im an undergrown manchild with disturbed hormons
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