Herd Groyne Lighthouse, South Shields edition

protecting eva6 from britfeel mongs

i come from a long line of full time rollercoaster riders, my dad, his dad, and his dads dad did it, and my son will do it

i will defend you m'lady

My dad owns three pubs and sent me to private school.

15 miles away
that's a dead brilliant excuse

>>81780910
She didn't go to a private school lad.

>>81780913
one of the nonces actually accused them of being nonces once, said something along the lines of "you must like this sort of thing too" and they got very sheepish kek

you don't need shorts in the summer
get yourself a pair of linen trousers

>>81780910
Considering it has gone on for nearly 3 years now and she has now been driven off the internet completely, I think the Ruth saga has now run its course.

>>81780917
Lad you didn't go to school with her.

>>81780949
Did that stupid lad who went to her pub get a talking to yet

>>81780934
I think there was a nonce hunter in the US who ended up going down for noncing

I reckon HHL could beat Ruthmong at fisticuffs

Yer w-we-were talkin' ta me. Ya fuckin' n-no-nonce. Yer a n-no-nonce. A n-nonce.
*makes a gormless face*
Yer a 4x nonce. Yer were chattin' ter me. Am the c-cr-creampie king ya bastid. Do ah look like a f-fu-fu-fuckin' nine year old? Curse a fuckin' d-don't.
'elen break is bloodeh l-le-legs.
*does a repetitive dance with his arms*
A n-no-nonce? In Wareham? No chance.

>>81780949
I miss her and now I'm sad.

>>81780977
This made me laugh.
>>81780978
Good.

>>81780954
I don't think it's a crime to go to a pub.

>>81780950
I never claimed I did. I actually did go to a private school.

>>81780913
more psycho/violent-minded people who get to do a powerful/angry justice thing against the RIGHT KIND OF people (who they probably do hate, most people do).

think i've seen the angry scouse one someone mentioned. i saw some collaboration ones, one group was more hands-off and another was fine with at least shoving/grabbing people while he went off at them.
if you had a bloke who just saw red and went 'GER 'ERE, YOU DIRTY FUCKIN NONCE!' and kicked their heads in, you probably would not keep him in your group.

>>81780998
we call them public schools in england

>>81780994
Stalking is a crime though

>>81780998
>I actually did go to a private school.

>>81780978
How can you miss someone who has never cared to know you?

>>81780954
I suppose it depends if they kept an archive of the CCTV footage from that day. We don't even know if they went to the cops.
>>81780978
Time to move on lad.

>>81781003
we have private schools, too.

>>81780987
I will end my life soon then. I see no point living anymore.

Bit ironic his second name is dickinson
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5DOgyMJuNl0

>>81781003
It wasn't a public school, just an independent day school.

>>81781013
what do you think a private school is

>>81781008
People miss celebrities don't they?

>>81781011
There's no moving on for me.

>>81781016
No, you won't, you're too much of a coward. If you had the courage to end your life, at some point you would have at least had the courage to live your life. You never have.

A hound? At Crufts? NO CHANCE ya bastids

>>81781036
>People miss celebrities don't they?

No. They don't. Stalkers might. Not normal sane individuals.

>>81781036
Just pick a different lass to get obsessed with. There's plenty of ASMR girls on YouTube.

>>81781035
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Private_schools_in_the_United_Kingdom
like what >>81781031 said. there's one near me.

at least this is more like a traditional business, like going to a private hospital or something.

AC on
15 degrees set
Status: cold

Public and private schools are basically an interchangable term

>>81781060
I like her best, though.

>>81781060
>Just pick a different lass to get obsessed with.
this is what he'll do. stalkers have stalker-brains, they were that way before they met their current target. there was a target before them, there'll be one after.

makes it all a lie, hypocritical, really. it's the same with borderlines and their 'favourite person'.

>>81781085
the people that actually go to them would say public

>>81781060
Don't encourage more stalking

Laid here with me fanny out

What do you reckon she's up to now lads?

Make sure to cleanse off your factor 50 at the end off the day to prevent clogged pores

>>81781107
>>81781085
Public school is a distinct category of private school.

>>81781085
true, but there are private schools that are (different) faith schools, shit like that. point is to teach an 'alternative' curriculum, not that it's some posh places for posh kids who deserve the best education.

what i have zero clue about is homeschooling, here. how does that work? can you just teach your kids, as a low-income stay-at-home mother, instead of sending them to state school? or if you're wealthy, hire private tutors at your manor?

I would love to have attention from females. I would be grateful, not shut then off.

>>81781144
Yet you've done nothing to ever get any attention from them.

>>81781137
I don't go out in the sun. I don't have blocked pores. That's all normie cosmetics shit.

Why's the janny going mad about "selfies"

>tfw no blocked pores gf

>>81781154
I'm not talented, attractive or really in a good state of mind. I feel like this is the way life will be until my death. It's just the way things are meant to be for some. If we were all the same, society wouldn't funciton.

Gunna sit in my garden this weekend in only my shorts.

Don't own shorts me, I'm sticking with linen trousers

>>81781161
i feel like eva6's hair and that lad's outfit is a self-photograph but not a selfie in the 'spirit of' that rule, tbqh.

>>81781161
Because that shit is for /soc/.

>>81781175
You spend plenty of time and energy posting bollocks on here to get attention from lads. Why not put that time and energy into getting attention from women? Are you gay?

Just sat here with my wet pussy out x

>>81781175
Your state of mind is poor and that's putting it extremely kindly to be honest.

sweating me fanny off
got a right sweaty fanny
taking me knickers off to let me fanny breathe x

Had a right tantrum earlier because the mother was saying nasty shit. Police just spoke to her and eventually left. Funny when they try the boxroom door and you've basically shoved everything against it in preparation. If there's no necessity for arrest, I have no means to talk to these mental thugs. I imagine most of the day shift is spent doing shit like this.

>>81781196
I'm just a peasant with long socks and shorts but that guy's outfit was pretty bad in my humble opinion

>>81781200
i don't think that lad in his trackies in the garden is what /soc/ wants. and he's not looking for hot young women in HIS area. (maybe he is, who knows.)

>>81781246
First off, I doubt that happened. Secondly, I doubt the police ever have to deal with anyone like you.

>>81781246
Okay. Poor state of mind was a massive understatement on my behalf.

I'd love to knock Ruthmong around a little. At least then he'd be doing some good for society, as a punching bag for a superior nappymaster.

Usual shite like go get a referall to mental health services. No point. Fucking waste of time that. Be waiting years for a 5 minute appointment due to immigrants. Yet if I start doing crime they'd soon be ready for me.

>>81781252
but does he deserve to be banned, for being gauche?
what if mores change, and then shorts/trackies become gauche? what then?

>>81781298
Nope he does not. I am a firm believer in wearing whatever the fook you want.
Even jeans in summer

>>81781289
You don't have the balls to do even non-risky activities, let alone crime.

>>81781246
post story.

>>81781276
if it is the same guy, that's funny as hell. i WANT this to be real. tell us your tale, lad.

When did you last leave your house?

>>81780662
it probably is a sensory thing, i can wear baggy jeans in the sweltering heat, as they have good airflow
>>81780669
very different, bikinis do irritate me, but only in the (obvious) certain areas which i get used to

thong under baggy jeans

>>81781289
>>81781313
depends on the crime, too. i don't have any interesting stories, but both as the criminal and reporting a crime, the police really just do not do much.
that can be a good thing, sure, but this Norman Bates lad's case was a 'domestic'. there are 'domestics' where something is going on, a crime even, should be beyond 'just a domestic'. but nah. better things to do. besides, it's this lot, in this area.

i like girls who wear jorts

Just spent 40 minutes reversing the sleeves of some of my foreign Blu-rays. Oh it lush.
How's everyone doing tonight? 24 degrees in my bedroom. Sweating like a pedo pig in a piglet nursery.

>>81781308
right, then it is our FREEDOM to post even when someone commits a fashion crime.
i say the selfie rule applies specifically to what everyone thinks of as a selfie. not just your arms in a picture. or with your face scribbled out. actual selfies.

also, enough time has passed that 'selfie' is just a word. not even slang. huh.

>>81781386
>pedo
forget your films, yer forrin yerself!

>>81781386
>How's everyone doing tonight?
Pretty good, nice cool room. Just watching YouTube, drinking tea, reading. Corr.

>>81781324
I'm out rn

>>81781326
>it probably is a sensory thing
;_; forced into the lesbian/metalhead lifestyle just because of your condition.

>>81781324
This afternoon, went for a walk around the park and had a few jars at the pub.

>>81781402
Outta my cuntry ya rat.
>>81781405
What ya reading? Enjoying a cold tin of Pepsi Max myself. Thinking of reading either Battle Royale or The Ring trilogy of novels.

>>81781326
When did you get diagnosed with autism?

my flat doesn't have a TRUE balcony, just doors to some grating. wouldn't even die if i jumped, anyway.

still, wide open now, to let the cool breeze in. suddenly feel like a pervert sat in my boxers. but my shorts are drying on the drier, just inside the open doors. once i put THOSE shorts on, i am no longer an exhibitionist to the car park below.

Eva when are you going to contribute something worthwhile to the Britfeel general and wider lore?

>>81781460
out of MY country you villain, we use the 'ae' diphthong here

>>81781506
Don't call me a dip thong I'm a sensitive wee lad.

>>81780972
Been through a few myself, incredibly comfy ones. Ever seen the Nick Griffin one, the truth behind the front? Hotdog wars was good too kek

>>81781460
>What ya reading?
Gateway to Arabic book 3

>>81781527
Fuck me Shippy you're not converting to Islam are you?

>>81781324
1 July. a rare foray into the outside world to purchase alcohol for a relapse.

>>81781494
Eva's best friend in the world and soulmate died of a drug overdose or suicide or something and she got over it and went back to posting about sex with 30 year olds within 5 hours I doubt she's concerned about an r9k general

>>81781540
BritNormie suggested I am the Qa'im, who am I to judge

That said, I've dabbled in many languages, Arabic is just the current fad language of the day the past few weeks

>Pic related, studied Arabic at Leeds and worked for Al Jazeera(The island)

>>81781557
Don't give a fuck about her she doesn't engage with any of us honestly. It's all for attention like most women who've landed here. Yanklass seemed genuine enough if she wasn't a LARP.

>>81781085
>>81781107
Private schools are basically all fee-paying schools

Public schools are a small subset of private schools. Public schools are the absolute poshest schools in the country. There aren't many of them. Schools like Eton, Rugby, Harrow, etc fall into the category of public schools.

>The term "public" came into use because over time access to such schools was not restricted on the basis of home location, paternal occupation or status, and that they were subject to an element of public management or control, in contrast to private schools which were run for the personal profit of the owner(s).
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Public_school_(United_Kingdom)

>>81781557
given her taste in friends, i can absolutely understand why eva6 finds us appealing.
i mean, i don't understand how we're appealing. we're awful.
but she's crazy in a different way.

>>81781587
It's just Crossy's latest LARP after Abroathy and Willy Biscuit.

Wondering if DVDlad owns this film. One of the worst films of 1994.

i am still saddened by my friend but once again why would i mourn someone
also i am still sad i just havent expressed it

Why would I mourn? Ugh I'm so autistic and oblivious I don't understand basic human acts except for sex

>>81781608
Looks terrible. Never even heard of it strangely. SNL films are always hit and miss. Coneheads would be one of my favourite but I don't own it.

are these new 'academy' schools secular?

i went to an Anglican primary school, then a Catholic secondary school. primary has been renamed to Streetname Academy.

Having a personality as a personality is passe, simply add a random female name in the name field and post inane spam until the saddos queue up for cybersex, no proof of biological sex required

>Posted on another board and left me trip on avent I?

Funny how life can go from good to absolute shit in a flash.

>>81781616
i see what you're going for, but autistic people are not psychopaths.

When Helperlad took that punch in the face he was standing up for Britain, for lads and lasses like you me, for the native people of these verdant isles.

>>81781630
I love shitty movies. They are so bad they are funny.

I have friends in the first place. I have a desire for friendship and socialising. But if I lost that abruptly why would I care. Why would I care if my grandmother died. Why would I care if my hamster committed suicide in the toilet bowl. Um I'm too autistic. I'm like Wednesday on Netflix.

>>81781655
youre misunderstanding, i am saddened, i just dont see why i should remain sad about something i have zero impact in changing
i will be sad but i cant just stay sad for a definite period of time other wise things will get worse

Helperlad try to prevent this. You didn't listen. The regime has fallen. Brown flags over Flamingo Land.

>>81781669
Same but they only work if the person making them is actually serious and thinks they are making some sort of masterpiece. When they try to intentionally make it bad it's just cringe. What's your favourite worst films? Everyone hates The Happening but I love it and find it hilarious.

I'm like a robot I need to be taught human emotions I don't understand them except the specific ones I need for attention seeking online which includes "uwu I don't understwaand". That's my gimmick. Cheers.

my insatiable hatred of eva

Don't even know when to take a shit because I can't feel it. Hate being autistic me. Other people are just like "Corrrrr! I need to take a shit!" whereas I'm like "Corrrrr! Do I need to take a shit!?"

if I drink collagen peptides, then drink a multi vitamin then drink 2L of water will I feel sick? trying to healthmaxx (I have also only eaten wholefoods today)

>>81781702
Robocop 3 is good one. Shame Peter weller never came back for the 3rd film, he read the script and thought it was shit because their main objective was to sell toys not make a good film.
Alien 3 gets a lot of flack but I think it was alright. Nowhere near as good as 1 and 2 though.

>>81781738
This might be my autism but what's the point in shitting in the toilet when you can shit in a shoebox and leave it outside for the flies to eat?

just ate a whole pack of jelly babies and now im frowed up

>>81781570
I'm 90% sure you're the Qa'im. You might be the Yemani though.

I just don't understand. People do all these weird rituals like going out for dinner. Why go out for dinner when you can stay inside for dinner? It's completely incomprehensible to me.

Bratz: The Movie is a pretty fun so-bad-it's-good film.

i guess the dolls had names, personalities etc. and they were meant to have ATTITUDE. the film tries to do a Mean Girls type story but it all has to be nice. result is fucking strange.

>>81781773
Dont like them yellow ones me. Throw them away.

>>81781758
I only ever watched Alien 3 once and I remember thinking it was complete bollocks. Think even Fincher disowned it. Due a revisit me thinks. There was a lot of shit made in the 80s and 90s to sell toys.

>>81781795
Batman and robin comes to mind. What a mess that film was kek.

>>81781676
cor you been reading that Marcus Aurelius, eva lass?

I like to bite the heads off of my jelly babies and spit them into a bowl. Then at the end I have a bowl of decapitated jelly baby heads to down all at once.

Daredevil film was pretty funny

Seven Samurai Rip Off x

>>81781811
Whoever greenlit George Clooney as Batman needs to suffer for their sins. That Catwoman film too. Cranked a few wanks to the DVD of that back in the day though.

too warm
but I do enjoy the sunshine
makes people more angry in their cars driving like knob heads

and every old man with leather skin and a beer gut just hobble outside the pub topless

>>81781783
Well let me put it this way lad. In Shia eschatology, believers await certain symbolic events, such as the appearance of the Yemani, the rise of the Sufyani, and ultimately the coming of the Banbury Qa'im. People anticipate these events not only for their literal fulfillment but because they symbolize unity, shared purpose, and collective hope.

Similarly, dining out is a symbolic act. Participants consciously step out of their personal spaces into a shared communal setting. It strengthens bonds, creates shared memories, and reinforces relationships.

Does that make sense now?

Best character in Peep Show? Has to be Daryl.

had a video box set of the Alien Quadrilogy as a kid. remember liking Alien Resurrection more than Alien 3, but i don't remember either of them that much.

the original Alien, i go back to every so often. i think it's really solid as its own little film. i know people say Aliens is a good sequel but i don't WANT a sequel, and i don't want an action sequel, with space marines and more aliens and shit, what an odd decision.
(will rewatch at some point.)

>>81781865
Super Hans, obviously.
my Peepfu, however, is the sixth form girl. you know why.

>>81781865
Love that episode. Mark should have just stayed friends with him even if he was a bit of a racist.
>>81781866
I love Prometheus but can't really articulate why. Alien Covenant was shite though.

>>81781878
You like goths?

>>81781885
that's half of it, yeah.

>>81781885
nta but I do, cor I do like me some goffs

getting bored of driving games, need a good old fashioned, mindless shoot em up, something like house of the dead if anyone remembers it

Best lassie from Peep Show is season 1 Toni..Cor.. Proper handjob pov vibes.

>Can feel a cold/fever coming on

Dobby best girl. That stationary cupboard scene, phwoar

>>81781919
must be something going around lad, just getting rid of mine, to be fair it wasnt that bad, just 3 days of a bad chest and throat

There will be goths at the gig im going to tomorrow, I wont talk to them but they will be there.

>>81781927
Yeah Ebin mentioned it a few days ago and someone else did too, I think DVDlad might have also

>>81781937
Without doxing yourself, what gig are you going to lad

>>81781882
>I love Prometheus but can't really articulate why. Alien Covenant was shite though.
i just lost track but from hearing/reading/watching stuff it all sounds like a mess. i guess people WANT answers or at least connections, but i don't get why.

never though of Alien as any sort of series, a setting with entries, backstory, worldbuilding. the space jockey thing in Alien is just another weird element. nobody cares about the magic fog, or how the black guy ended up at the company. it's all just there, in the film, to be in the film.

>>81781946
Its a local battle of the bands type thing, nothing big but the last one I went to a month ago was actually quite entertaining, even if it was on my own, only two minutes from me so it wont require much effort to go to

>>81777405
Got the noggin joggin, probably just a coinsidence

heh, forget Whitby Goth Weekend was actually at Halloween.

maybe i could go, in disguise. all-white foundation covers wrinkles, right lads? goths can wear wigs, if they want? if it was a crime to LOOK younger than we'd have to ban makeup.

I wonder how this anon is getting on

https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/54681730/#54682296

>>81781902
for me? time crisis

>>81782014
>for me? time

On my Debian laptop now
Sway window manager all the way x

I dont want to change the world
im not looking for a new england
im just looking for another girl

mumberg bought one of them water cooled fans
does fuck all
putting water and ice in doesnt even make it colder

Half ten at night sat having a shit with the window fully open because it so hot. A man can't even have a nice relaxing poo ffs.

>>81782142
Buy an AC if it's too hot for you then mate, why do you lot force yourself to suffer like this, only a few hundred quid for a portable one. 15 degrees in my room now got me blanket on phwoar getting cozy

>>81782142
my fans on 24/7 unless i leave for tax cattling, move it to the bedroom, take it with me for a poo, take it with me to the kitchen

Shippy's fatherless Afro Saxon progeny.

knackered and just cant wake up, dont know whats wrong with me

Is the trans thing dying out?

>>81781878
>the sixth form girl

Fucking wild how different the culture was back then. Mark Corrigan has sex with a sixth form student teenager and it is not considered bad.

These days he would be considered a nonce who deserves death. Fucking how did that change so fucking quickly?

GEFS kicking out one of the most extreme model runs ever, probably the most extreme, 40c for 4 days in a row, including 3 days of 41c

>I-its always wrong!
Of course there is a wide margin of error, but for the forecast to be this extreme then the odds of a less-extreme but still very hot July are near certain

>>81781817
i racially segregate them

>>81782210
Bet it must be nice and cool on the east coast of Scotland

>>81782258
yeah, poor old arbs won't even put his name on out of shame

If a 30 year old man has sex with a consenting 16 year old teenage girl is it noncery?
Should it be illegal?

>>81782272
>and it is not considered bad.
why would it be? Completely legal

Then again, he actually says "she a teenage girl the menfolk will eat you" or something like that

>>81782274
Will be a nice 20 in my boxroom I'll be laughing at you lot while my AC is blasting

>>81782258
Hope it keeps going me. Cute young tranny lasses with small girlcocks and puffy hormone nipples

Autism has become a catchall term to diagnose anyone with shite social skills.

>>81782289
>is it noncery?
according to morbidly obese alcoholic football fans from the M65 corridor sure

>Should it be illegal?
No

>>81782284
You want sex with Arbs you are infatuated with him.

>>81782305
>M65
not bad but not the best motorway

>>81782274
Can't bear to think about how many Apus are going to melt over the coming few days. It not rite.

>>81782300
Most of the young trans people are actually transmen surprisingly. Tonnes of teenage girls who think they are boys at the Tavistock was a massive thing. They took testosterone and their wombs got fucked and had to have surgery to get it removed. Tavistock got shut down.

>>81782303
My aunt said this today over lunch

It's rare that I see adverts, buy tonight I have been watching normal tv, and there's an amazon advert that's been on 3 times. On the advert now there's the doorbell ringing, then the guy opens the door, and the parcel is on the floor.
They are acknowledging that the drivers just drop and run nowadays.
Nu captcha?

>>81782314
Lorryanon? I don't go up it much, but it's basically the 'Norf FC' corridor. Preston/Burnley/Blackburn/Nelson/Accrington/Colne etc

>>81782305
I think it is more woke women these days that hate age gaps.

If you think a 30 year old and a 16 year old is ok you're beyond help, but I suppose that's why you're on /britfeel/

For me it's the M90, the northernmost motorway in the UK which has sections without any hard shoulders and one of the tightest curves on the motorway network

>>81782336
yea its me lad, fairs fair once you get off the M65 you are well into norf fc territory but there are some nice views up there when youre safely on the motorway

30 / 2 = 15
15 + 7 = 22
30 year olds shouldn't be dating anyone younger than 22. Simple as.

Martin in coronation Street was with that 16 year old Katy

>>81782163
>>81782167
Not dragging AC or a fan around the house and carrying it upstairs it might be ok if you live in a flat or your mums spare room.

>>81782350
What's wrong with it then?

>>81782364
Alright Yanklass

>>81782364
>30 year olds shouldn't be dating anyone younger than 22

>>81782350
Well it is considered bad these days. Back in like 2003 when Peep Show came out men in their twenties dating teenage girls was pretty normal. No one saw it as abuse.


Remember back in 2009 when I was at school knew a 16 year old gay lad whose bf was 26. Nobody cared and his parents were cool with it and liked him. Remember the school hot girl had at like 15/16 had an older bf in his twenties who picked her up in his car outside the school. Teachers did not care and all the girls were jealous.

00s were a different time. Social media really changed shit and now everyone has just simultaneously decided that this shit is wrong.

>>81782272
Society always needs a scapegoat. Paedophiles are a good one, because no one can really sympathise with them, and everyone who has kids is terrified of them. But there aren't many actual paedos out there, as in people who are attracted to pre-pubescent kids. So they had to expand the definition a bit to men who are attracted to 16 and 17 year old girls too. And let's face it, most men could be attracted to a 16 or a 17 year old, if it's the right girl, with the right make up. You wouldn't need to be some deranged sick fuck to fancy a girl that age. It's a great scapegoat, because it creates the fear. "What if I could be regarded as one because I look at the wrong girl for a bit too long?"

>>81782295
That was a joke though, and the joke was that he was being hysterical and paranoid, because the girl was clearly of age even though she was young.

>>81781943
Aye I'm feeling a bit better today. Lasted just under a week. Thank fuck I've shaken it. Last time I had what I think was COVID it lingered for weeks.

>>81782364
Just sex then, OK got it.

Won at bingo again tonight, got ID'd even though I'm a member. Also got ID'd 7 times at the new slots place by different members of staff. UPFmaxxing going strong

>>81782422
The funny thing is, most 16 year old girls would still love a boyfriend like that. Maybe not a 26 year old, but a 21 or 22 year old. A lad with a wage, a car, his own flat etc. It would be miles better than going out with a 16 year old boy and sitting in his box room with him watching him playing computer games with the stench of old washing and wanking hanging in the air.

>>81782427
>But there aren't many actual paedos out there, as in people who are attracted to pre-pubescent kids.

This is the thing. Actual paedophilia is very rare. Hebephilia is pretty rare. Ephebophilia is much much more common.

>>81782448
It lush how much did you win de lid? a did you shout BINGO at the top of your lungs?

>>81782309
I don't, although in your fantasy do I want to be the top or bottom?

Just got a cheeky maccies before they closed. Lovely x

>>81782448
>Also got ID'd 7 times at the new slots place

is steam down for anyone else? fucks sake i just wanted to look for comfy shooting games

>>81782303
Don't know if it's true. I am diagnosed autistic and yes I'm shit socially but it was a lot of other things like my delayed development as a child, dyspraxia as an adult and sensory issues. I had a phase where I put tin foil on my window and was having meltdowns at my family at night if they were being loud when I was trying to sleep. I have come a long way over the years which I'm happy about and I feel like the last 5 years or so you are right, some people are taking the piss.

Of course the nonces on here come out of the woodworks once the age of consent is mentioned
Age of consent needs to be raised

>>81782489
outlook has been down for me all day

>>81782461
Ephebophilia means the explicit preference for mid-to-late adolescent sexual partners, not the mere presence of some level of sexual attraction. If you're talking about just some level of sexual attraction I'd say it must be more-or-less universal.

>>81782506
>Age of consent needs to be raised
to what, 35?

>>81782471
I like to be a cheeky bugger and anytime someone shouts BINGO I shout WINGS.

>>81782506
What age should it be raised to?

>>81782506
I'm one of the people discussing it and I wouldn't disagree with you. I don't think it would be unreasonable to make it illegal for anyone over 25 to have sex with someone under 21. That's already the moral prohibition anyway, might as well legally codify it so everyone knows where they stand.

>>81782506
Can't tell if this is Nubs or Swanny

>>81782531
You think it should be a criminal offense for someone aged 26 to shag someone aged 20? I can just imagine out saggy your tits must be

>>81782547
My tits aren't as perky as they used to be, that's true. I'm not a woman though.

>>81782529
>>81782523
>>81782506
>>81782502
I unironically think that age or consent should be granted by certificate by taking a number of cognitive and psychological tests. Firstly, should have to be at least 90 IQ or more to have sex. Mongs cannot give consent. They are too dumb to understand. Secondly, there must be no autism, or emotional and behavioural difficulties. Thirdly, you need to have passed at least 5 good GCSEs graded at least 4 or above.

If you can pass that you can have sexy times. Some 16 years are intelligent and in charge of themselves. Some fucking 35 year olds are too dumb to be trusted.

Sat on my own in the dark with my ice cream like Tony Soprano. Just as miserable.

>>81782566
>I unironically think that age or consent should be granted by certificate by taking a number of cognitive and psychological tests

>>81782094
;_; it sad he is into all the TRA stuff now.

like fucking hell imagine THAT being the issue that drives a wedge between people. it's like all the 'serious' furries way back when, except this lot also take it offline and corrupt others.

(no beef with trans people themselves.)

>>81782471
over 200 squid actually

>>81782570
What flavour you on mate?

>>81782484
I got the bonus three times on that game today

>>81782566
>I unironically think that age or consent should be granted by certificate by taking a number of cognitive and psychological tests.

This is one of the most impractical proposals I've ever heard and that's saying something.

The minimum age of consent should be 13, then it should be at parental discretion up until 18, after 18 it should be absolute

>>81782531
My younger brother was was 24 when he met his gf who was 18. They are now getting married. We are a normal middle class family. Everyone around us IRL see the relationship as totally normal and they are obviously in love with each other.


I think a lot of internet people are either trolling or genuinely seem disconnected from reality in my experience.

>>81782588
The person who posted it is so autistic they'll never need to worry about age of consent anyway

>>81782593
If he was 25 it would have been a different matter.

>>81782586
Vanilla haagen dazs.

>>81782593
None of that matters, the person you are talking to was sexually asaulted by his uncles and is taking it out on random unconnected people decades later

>>81782589
>Excuse me erm would it be ok if I shagged your 13 year old daughter? It's not illegal if you consent to it.

>>81782599
Sitting here cuddling my wife in bed lad.

horrible things happened in that caravan

>>81782609
If you think that's a ridiculous thing to say, then you're living under a rock

>>81782617
It was a horsebox lad

>>81782614
You say that as a sort of brag, but if you're cuddling your wife, yet still posting in /britfeel/, something must be very wrong with your marriage.

I know for a fact you're the mong in Switzerland too

>>81782623
Can't tell if you're trolling or if you're actually just a nonce

>>81782639
There is no one in Switzerland that was a larp.

>>81781984
I was in Whitby at the end of July last year and it was full of the goths in fancy dress.

>>81782609
This is such an autistic reaction to such a normal concept. Girls introducing potential boyfriends to her parents is a completely normal and routine part of life, but something you cannot comprehend

I am obsessed with Jimmy Savile. Imagine a young boy working in the coal mines in WW2. Working his way up to become a nightclub DJ in northern England. Engineers an entire career and persona in order to enable him to rape kids and get away with it. He does.

The man really does seems to have meticulously, from the early 60s onwards, just built this career to enable abusing children and get away with it.

Wonder who else did something similar?

>>81782645
as I elaborate >>81782655

It's completely normal for a girl to introduce a potential partner to her parents, and for them to give the nod. It won't be as abrupt as "Can I shag your 13 year old daughter", but that will basically be implied

>>81782655
13 year old girls introducing grown men to their parents as potential boyfriends? I doubt it.

>>81782652
>Whitby
Shithole, really awful place. Every sit in chip shop takes ages to get a seat and to get served.
The abbey is cool though.

>>81782566
we actually have tests for 'capacity' along similar lines when it comes to mental health, or serious medical decisions. i don't think what you're describing is the same as academic intelligence tobequitefair.

my megalomaniacal idea? sex licences. similar testing, plus STDs, emotional intelligence, fertility, etc. basically a benevolent Handmaiden's Tale.

>>81782672
Yes that's a normal thing that happens daily. I bet you wouldn't have a problem if it was Abdul or Mohammed being introduced. Just when it's Greg or Kyle. (Random white guyna

>>81782672
I never even said grown men, but I was talking about how a staggered age of consent could be quite a reasonable thing, no one under 13 could have sex, and anyone over 18 could, inbetween it would be at parental discretion

>>81782689
Listen Shippy, how do you think that father is going to react when you turn up? Do you really think he's going to think it's ok?

Noncing used to be so common amongst the white working class northerners that it has buck broken them forever. The 'nonce' is the eternal boogeyman. So much so that actual nonces like Jimmy Saville got away with it because they didn't fit the stereotype

>>81782669
who are you implying, anon? go onnnn.

maybe it's my ADHD brain but a lot of this shit just seems so elaborate, why even bother? our generation were the first digital natives and now social media is ubiquitous (i used to love the internet, browsing the web).

i think, when i remember these people were doing similar shite, 'but offline', it makes more sense. with anything, really. most instantaneous communication is phone calls, you HAVE to network to get stuff.

>>81782680
YES.

We need a sex license. A license to confirm you are not monged and are mentally capable enough.

I like the idea of only giving sex licenses to those who have passed enough GCSEs as it would motivate students to actually try academically.

>>81782708
I wasn't talking about me obviously, but you know, you could go to some village in the congo and the idea of getting British Citizenship by marriage could be like hitting the Jackpot out there, they'd jump at the opportunity

Couldn't take that Saville BBC drama seriously because I just kept picturing Alan Partridge.

>>81782713
that bald nonce lid has some kind of intellectual disability. he WAS a wrong'un but there are cases where they've drawn that same connection, because someone is a little off.
it sad ;_;

>>81782733
Creasing at the idea of you turning up in the Congo in a safari suit

What should i get my lovely wee sister for her birthday.What are zoomer girls into these days as a gift?

>>81782751
A Jimmy Savile Annual from 1979

>>81782678
It's one of my favourite places in the UK. I've been a few times and have never had to queue for the chippies, but they are massive tourist traps and ridiculously overpriced.

>>81782751
You were making some profound posts last night and this morning fren, glad to see you got a full 01 hours in x

>>81782669
alri jimmy saville la

>>81782751
Best bet is to ask your Mum what she likes. I always just buy mine a Yankee Candle.

>>81782763
Does that spell Britfeel?

Need to get my STI results back soon so I can get some approatiate treatment for my painful prostate

>>81782792
>Does that spell Britfeel?
Yes fren (Sidiqi)

>>81782723
nah it shouldn't be a motivator, lad. work hard to get your sex licence, sure, but at the end of the day it's a series of tests to prove you are physically, mentally and emotionally capable of consenting to sex.

thickos (such as myself) SHOULD still be allowed sex licences. maybe there could be tiers. hell, grant limited licenses to people with STDs: you can only shag someone else who already has herpes. (obviously, you'd check someone's sex licence before sleeping with them, no matter what. you're not some kind of nonce or sex offender.)

>sex licence tiers based on how ugly/mental/fat someone is
probably worth trying desu

Social media makes high profile noncing more challenging these days. If you are a celebrity or at least semi famous and you nonce teenagers they will tweet about it and connect and a pattern will emerge.

>>81782751
Get her some cute thongs

Made a mate of mine perform a homosexual act with another lad I know as a test of his faith. I use him a lot for fornication tests between men because he is homosexual. I sometimes tell my mates that if I say they must become homosexual, then they must become homosexual.

>>81782806
By thick lad I mean lads who are very incapable. Like, could not really write the shit you just did coherently.

You dont seem that dumb. Probably just had a bad attitude in school tbqh or maybe ADHD. Very common.

>>81782775
U ever buy yourself yankee candles?I used to collect them.Its addictive cus theyve got yankee candle shops as well nd you can go in n see all the colours n smells mmmmm.Lemon lavender 1 of my favs

>>81782792
I bought some authentic Scottish highland honey in m&s, cost me 6 quid xx

>>81782751
nice pair of trackies, lad. in that pic they were too long i say TOO LONG. she could do with some new ones.

>>81780872 (OP)
Thats such a cool one

I ask my mates to report everything to me regarding the actions of my other mates. I make them all report each other's faults and sins. When one of them is suspected of doubting their faith in me, I get them all to spy on him and watch him.

Glad I was never nonced as a sprog

>>81782834
ruined my noggin with drugs. wouldn't pass my reapplication for a sex licence, but that's fair. i cannot be relied upon as a father OR EVEN provide the emotional connection required of a one-night stand.

living proof my system would work.

>>81782835
Not a fan of them personally, I'm really sensitive to strong smells.

I'll tell you where is a shithole
Lowestoft

Booze has worn off completely and now the depression is back. Mozza was right, happy in the haze of a drunken hour and that.

>>81782905
if you have no qualms with drinking ethanol, you should have qualms with taking 10 ug of LSD every morning and realising how bright and beautiful life is.

>>81782876
Lowestoft isn't that bad. Skegness is the final boss of shit seaside resorts. I was there exactly a year ago today funnily enough, regretted my decision to visit about 5 minutes after getting off the train.

Sometimes when it's raining I tell all of my mates that it was me who made it rain, or that it's a special rain. If I see a black cat I tell my mates that it's a demon, or an angel. If we see a satellite moving at night in the sky, I say it's a star that I have moved myself. They all believe me because I have such amazing personal charisma.

>>81782940
Everywhere with a Reform MP is an absolute bottom of the Barrel shithole, although within that constituency, Boston is even worse.

>>81782751
Zoomer lassies love Taylor Swift.

Got a lot of Blu-ray pre-orders on the horizon with the standouts being:
>10 film chang cheh wuxia collection
>pusher trilogy 4K
>complete haneke collection
Oh it lush.

>>81783039
Always thought you lived in Derry for some reason, had a look and the only HMV is in Belfast

>>81783013
this. i don't know anything about her, and the one song i googled wasn't by her, but she seems to be hip.
can't her one of her CDs.

>You ever feel like nothing good was ever gonna happen to you?

Yeah. And nothing did. So what?

In my Paulie arc.

>>81782976
I've watched a few videos on Clacton and it seems to have some nostalgic charm to it. Skegness is just a decaying shit tip, they weren't even trying to make it look nice. I thought it had an almost Soviet sort of vibe to it. Still, plebs from my area flock there every summer.

no Blu-rays for me

>>81783148
>I've watched a few videos on Clacton

>>81783148
>plebs from my area
Alright Nottingham lad

>>81783051
Haven't been in that HMV in years. I buy everything online. Too far to travel to it. Wish I had a nice big HMV near me.

Amazing difference in the thread with HHL banned and Shippy scared to post his all day gimmicks in fear of being spotted as being here all day on his birthday.

eva6 mysteriously went silent as soon as her le autism gimmick was called out

>>81783154
Kek! Is this like a cult shitty film? Think I remember the poster for it. The director has done all sorts of slop over the years.

>>81783186
quite like HHL honestly but a lot of nights it's just us which is entertaining although he's usually drinking when he goes off on one and i feel cruel
respect him adhering to the ban though give him that much credit

the only actually nice posters are the two letters.

Thanx 4 ideas. Just got out the shower mulling it over. Am roasting bt it's quite comfy w a breeze coming in the window.

>>81783186
>Shippy scared to post his all day gimmicks
What are my all day gimmicks? I went out for lunch from 12-2:30 but I've been here the rest of the day

HOLA SENOR PUMBA
Corrr. Got that little peccary piggu video stuck in my head.
>>81783186
Lol. Distinct lack of a certain someone impersonating me too. Was that HHL/shippy this whole time? Embarrassing if so.

>>>/int/212632506

>>81783216
I enjoy HHL 90 percent of the time but the 10 percent when he's on mad drunken rants just annoys me. Otherwise he's sound.

>>81783175
I'm slightly down south from him in an even shitter place, Loughborough.

>>81783227
Had it in my head Pingu was a Japanese show for some reason. Anyway this was my favourite show as a kid and believe it or not my first word was Pingu and I carried around a little penguin Beanie Babie I got from a Happy Meal.

>>81783051
You're thinking of me nd wxld, were derry girls

>>81783263
I did think of you as well actually. Corr, one of the country's top 3 Toby's there, been to it a few times

>>81783240
>lunch from 12-2:30 but I've been here the rest of the day

>open window
>hear drunk ppl

For the record I have been to Derry but I don't live there. A lot of Derry Girls was actually filmed in Belfast. Think the school was Hunter House College.

>>81783211
live-action take on them dollz. mentioned it earlier ITT, decided to give it another watch.

i definitely remember seeing actual posters in cinemas, one day a friend linked me to the full film on YouTube, as a joke. i thought it was funny as hell.

>>81783294
>hear drunk ppl
https://youtu.be/lQ6JZhoyqh4?si=owapnobGiEi2xDl2

>>81783293
>but I've been here the rest of the day

>>81783299
These dolls always reminded me of The Sugababes.
Think I'd buy a complete Pingu Blu-ray box set in a heartbeat desu. The Charlie Chaplin of claymation.

>>81783299
Bratz forever diamondz x

>>81783333
>its like a fresh
>cock in my mouth
lel

>What's 'toby quest'?
>It's like a fresh
>cock in my mouth

>>81783333
Can you explain why it's a chad quality to spend your birthday on britfeel lad.

>>81783333
please make NEW versions of these images each time you post them
1. because robot9000
2. my post is in this picture and i don't like it

>>81783352
Fuck off cdot leave him alone.

>>81783299
Knew somebody in jr school whos brother collected bratz dolls. We used to laugh at it whenever we passed their house even back then we knew it was gay as fuck.

Im a bus. Now get off!

Spending your 33rd birthday sat alone posting on britfeel. The fucking state of this morons life.

>>81783372
Forgot to add he used to put them up in the window.

>>81783352
What's a better way to spend your birthday?

>>81783380
What did you do on your last birthday lad? Don't forget to post proof.

Yesterday was an all time low for the fewest amount of cards/presents received

2 cards, one contained a tenner, another contained 5 scratchards. Aunts also bought me lunch.

>>81783373
Mind Robbie Williams voiced the rabbit in the shitty CGI movie. Think I saw that shite in the cinema.

>>81783390
Anyway than being alone posting on britfeel.
>>81783398
I'll tell you what I didn't do I didn't sit alone posting on britfeel.

Anyone remember this cunt? Sassy heffer.

>>81783420
So what did you do big man?

>tfw 2 years older than Ebin for 2 weeks

>>81783372
>>81783388
lol what a poofter. everyone knows Betty Spaghetty was where it's at.

I'm a dedicated believer in the Bean-Headed Qa'im from Banbury, the foretold saviour whose distinctive, bean-shaped head marks him clearly as the chosen one. My spiritual journey has been a profound and leguminous quest spanning many years, during which I've had the honor of being a steadfast companion and enthusiastic supporter of the Bean-Headed Qa'im himself, Aba Al Shippy

>>81783291
That's in Nanpantan, which is the posh bit of town. Mumberg keeps going on about the breakfasts there.

>>81783435
A week in Tuscany lad I suppose you want me to post photos now and if I don't it's a larp? The fat coping mong was here on his birthday and there is no dispute in that. Grim, utterly grim, by anyone's standards.

>>81783445
why do you know everyone's birthdays?

>>81783483
>The fat coping mong was here
and you're here right now

>>81783483
>I suppose you want me to post photos now and if I don't it's a larp?

Nah it's ok I believe that you went on holiday with your mum and dad like a child. If you're trying to claim you were away with mates or a woman though, I don't believe that for a second.

She will always be in my heart. I can never forget about R.

>>81783496
I'm a loremaster

R <3 W

i just assumed Pingu was British, it's Swiss, wat.
i DID know that Magic Roundabout was French. cracking dub.

>>81783410
different voice cast in the US too. as another recent CGI animal film has shown, Americans don't know who Robbie Williams is.

weird how they used to do that. maybe they still do. like the Ugly Stepsister in Shrek 2 was Jonathan Ross over here, Larry King over there.

>>81783541
No she doesn't. It won't last. He will let her down. I'm good at this.

>>81783507
Even if you were right and you're not. It's better than being sat at home alone posting on britfeel on your birthday.

>>81783580
Why are you sat at home alone posting on /britfeel/ right now?

>>81783496
Closest he's got to friends.

He's up at a quarter to 1 in the morning, maybe a quarter to 2 in Switzerland, seething

I wish I were R's boyfriend. If only I wasn't an unappealing, horrible person.

>11th of July 2025

>>81783632
clockmaxxing is that a wagie thing?

>>81783641
Anyone can clockmaxx, you're clockmaxxing right now

>>81783545
Quite surprised its french

Rupert is french too.wtf

Just saw a shooting star.

Corr, and I do mean Corrrrrrr

More 2 the point..............Why does your mother serve as an "informant" on ur birth certificate?

Always more UFOs in the summer

Just saw the ISS too, good night of astronomy

Tummy is in absolute tatters here, lads. The KFC and McDonalds in one day has fucked me. Got bad sweats and pain. Shitting hot liquid. God help me.

>>81783684
Waiting for a star to fall x

I don't reckon that's a real tattoo. Hope she isn't going to ruin herself.

>>81783682
are you thinking of the 90s cartoon? it was Canadian lad, but PRETENDED to be English.
there was a 70s one with actual teddies/puppets.
and then the Paul McCartney one somewhere in the middle.

crossy do you have any tattoos?

>>81783720
>tfw I used to get a kfc earlier with bennies, pretend I haven't eaten all day then mummy would offer me a mcdonalds without paying anything myself

4chan's aversion to tattoos is hilarious.

i don't like them either but you've taken the 'tramp stamp' stereotype TOO FAR i say, i too far.

Helperlad got bantered out of /brit/
It so sad

Cor did yous get a cloudfare error there.Scared me.
>>81783740
Nope

>>81783780
link to the KILLING BLOW?

>>81783761
Kek. Me and a mate used to do this to get both our parents to buy us Yu-Gi-Oh cards.
>>81783768
I've always been into pale tatted up alt girls but seems the past few years people are really against it. Mostly from the incel community.

>>81783785
It's in the archive. It moves a lot faster than /britfeel/ mate

>>81783780
Link lad thanks lad

That was odd, just double checked the ISS to see if it definitely was, and it said it was due to pass over any minute. I assumption the calculations might just be a minute or so off, but I went outside, and actually did see the ISS this time, a lot brighter.

No planes heading in that direction, I wonder what that first satelite was

>>81783768
Show me ONE person who is better with a tattoo than without, you can't.

R's tuppence

>>81783793
yeah that's why i wanted a specific post. i'm not reading all that shite tbqh.

>>81783768
A cute little heart is fine but then they just get carried away. It shows to me they have compulsive behaviour.

>>81783795
>>81783815
Honestly he just got bantered in general. People calling him a wasteman, a freak, calling out his noncey tendencies of yesteryear. It not good for him.

people NEED work. look at all the 'went crazy during lockdown, me' patter. or the debates about AI now, when it automates jobs. people need work.

call me a Marxist if you must, but i think we are the most moral people in society. we are creating work and asking for no work in return.

>>81783803
Yea I agree with this
>>81783819
Its completely minging.Looks dirty like its something that needs washed off but its stuck on her forever now.Really dont like them.

>>81783812
I wonder if R likes the look of hers.

HHL phone posting

What's the difference between Bant and Britfeel? Do you lads post in both? I only really visit R9K, GIF and X.

>>81783835
There are more people than jobs. It's about time we get UBI. Shouldn't have to fake a disability or pretend you're looking for work.

>>81783830
>calling out his noncey tendencies of yesteryear
not on, this. attack the ideas, not the man. every time they dislike a nationalist type, they go for the pederasty/CP.

we should attack IDEAS not PEOPLE ;__;

>>81783819
The tats are fine with me but her double chin could do with some work before it becomes a triple.

>>81783880
He is factually a paedo though mate

>>81783880
But his idea was to watch CP

>>81783880
I don't think Helper is actually a nonce I just post the Flamingo Land shit to rile him up when he's drunk cause he's doing my head in.

>>81783886
You just don't like him, and feel the need to come up with an excuse

>>81783873
we aren't inventing jobs fast enough to keep up with the rate of population increase. we should slow the latter (both immigration and births, IMO) but there could be enough work to go around. if we make opting OUT of a job something to be admired, not something shameful. it's like being a eunuch. we're sacrificing something, in a way.

>>81783907
Erm... Well... About that mate...

Helpernonce watch cp without question we all know it

>>81783886
right and he's a nationalist, i disagree with those ideas.
why are you hung up on the other part? what if he can't control it?

>>81783895
oh. well, attack ideas, and actions (this included)

>>81783923
Honestly all of you need your throats slitting for defending a nonce.

I would like to quiz these shops on why they find it acceptable to profit off are festive holidays whilst they refuse to acknowledge what the holidays is for now nd sell "chocolate eggs" which is about the Lord Jesus rising from his death which is called Easter nd then on his birthday which is called Christmas but in the shops in december 2024 I saw too many cards that was "Happy holidays" nd "Seasonal gifts" nd "Festive" this nd "Holiday season" that WHICH HOLIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nd where is the nativity Nd in my lifetime the worst controversy was just about X like Xmas instead of Christmas which isnt that big of a deal compared to pretending its not even Christmas which is about Christ. Fast forward down the line theyll jst call it winter solstice buy stuff week but they shouldnt be allowed to make money off it when theyre not respecting the reason I think it should be not allowed but The problem is if we boycott it it only harms the normal shop worker ppl nd the weans n stuff. Unfortunately there is a war on Christmas thats gotten worse over my lifetime.I would like to audit some of these shops n ask what theyve got to say for themself.Nd pass out some flyers with informations.

Look, was it really wrong to watch THAT video?

Well...yes. Yes it was.

But was it wrong for HHL to speculate the victim in THAT video actually enjoyed the abuse?

Also, yes. Definitely.

>>81783917
>consensual
so he means the 16+ year old slags.

>The kid is gay
he's so detached from gay sex he viewed that video not as sexual, but as a horrific act of violence.

>>81783945
Yes and he needs his throat slitting for it.
It simple really.

Had a look on bant, seems a bit too much lad culture style for my liking. A bit similar to Britpol.

He said children consented to rape the filthy nonce

>>81783940
Not even allowed to celebrate Christmas but it's okay for a Muslim refugee to come down your chimney and pack your daughter's arse with eggnog. It's not bloody right.

>>81783954
To be fair though I do agree with him about the young slags, it probably was that a lot of the time.

>>81783981
Not what the grooming reports said. It was institutionalised, the police and council were in on it. Sick stuff.
You can choose to be ignorant and wrong about it but you are an idiot for that.

I had this tab open "gumtree sister" frm when i was seraching for stuff earlier i had meant moonpig sister but i jst seen it now nd it made me giggle thinking about selling her on gumtree or something

>>81783940
i keep seeing 'Easter cards'. what the flying FUCK is an Easter card?

for real though crosslad i think this is overblown and absolutely nobody is trying to take the Christian stuff away (i mean even calling it a 'holidays' is...).

a lot of political correctness is tedious but sometimes it's of their own invention and/or actual grifters picking up on this. Piers Morgan trots out the fact every year that a radio station tried to ban/censor "Baby, It's Cold Outside" or something. because the male/female singers are teasing, and in a way, rape culture?!?!

nobody actually thinks or cares about this, except a couple of people, and then the people who get to make a spectacle out of those people for their own attention. there are all sorts of non-controversies that don't gain traction.

>>81784020
Easter card is definitely a thing among religious catholic households. Usually I'll give one to my granny because she's oldschool but not with like a bunny on it more a religious thing with a prayer.

>>81784013
It varies from case to case. When most people here the word 'rape' they either think of force, coersion, or unwillingness on the part of the victim. In reality rape is any illegal sex without consent. two 15 years olds having sex is techincally rape, but of course rarely if ever does that get prosecuted.

In a large number of the 1400 in Rotherham, the victims will have been willing, and often actively persuring the men, of course you get some seriously brutal stories from some victims, but they were easily the minority.

>>81784035
fair. i guess generally you could wish someone a happy Easter and that, just seems daft, GIVE EASTER EGGS.

what did they do before chocolate?

>>81784045
there's also the 'penetrates, with his penis' wording in law. a lot of people seem to think 'rape' should be unisex but...how? that's just what rape is! non-trans women cannot rape.
(we do, basically, have legal parity when it comes to female-on-male sexual assault.)

>>81784013
>It was institutionalised, the police and council were in on it
I mean, yeah, everyone was, including the white community generally.

This is Rotherham, the most Norf FC town in britain, with the lowest moral standards. Selling sex for drugs has been normalised there for decades, even before the war there was a scandal about child grooming in Rotherham

>>81783908
Births are decreasing (at least with whites) but they keep importing immigrants. I think they want foreign blood in this country because 1) they breed as many children as possible 2) most of these immigrants are willing to work in poverty wages.

>>81784050
shit out an easter turd i reckon

>>81784102
>breed as many children as possible

>>81784020
Heres one ave held on to for 16 years. I luv Easter nd I luv cards

>>81784102
>most of these immigrants are willing to work in poverty wages.
wouldn't mind them cutting down on this, in a way that made it impossible FOR the employers.
fruit pickers living in squalid conditions, basically paying their wages back to the farm, getting their wages/shifts cut as sanctions. do feel sorry for them and the farmers should get a bollocking.
"b-but we'll have to hire and look after British workers, at minimum wage, if you enforce things!"
good. GOOD.

>>81783846
A cheese grater may work.

>>81783881
She probably eats so much crap. On camera she makes out she goes to the gym.

>shooting pains from my left shoulder all the way down my arm
hmm

Quite tired desu..gna take a codeine before i get in my feelings toomuch

>>81784146
;_; sorry for having a go at easter cards. was this from your aunt?

i sometimes give stuff up 'for Lent' but i am a CULTURAL CHRISTIAN like that Richard Dawkins man. (agnostic but i can share beliefs.)

>>81784220
No i didnt take it like that.i jst had that 1 under my desk so it was a sync. Im happy if u remind me of my wee cards for w/e reasons.They make me happy

mad to think that Indiana Jones is a child rapist.
(just in the context of the film)

>>81784220
Oh yea with the eggs i guess apart from choccy eggs theres normal eggs.We all did that as weans didnt we.Painted eggs.I think egg + spoon race is a easter thing or can be.I think its quite popular to do Lent for everybody

Think ave only won this once or twice

>>81784315
Never seen any of them,added to my wee list on netflix a while ago

>>81784283
>They make me happy
awh.

wish i kept this sort of thing. i have some Valentine's/Christmas cards from exes but i'm single now so it's fine. it's also retroactively fine that i kept previous ones when with someone else. it's ALL FINE and i should not have read them i should get rid of them (i won't)

This easter sunday was strange n liminal.4chan had been down less than a week.Pope died nxt day after sunday.Felt like "things are changing" kind of weekend.

>>81784359
Valentines is interestin,gthats more emotional I guess

>>81784344
cor they're cracking (heh) good films.

>>81784388
yeah it's more that they have nice messages and were more sentimental. few days after Christmas is usually "well, time to tidy up" and that includes "merry christmas. all the best, (some uncle)" type stuff.

i wonder if people in the past who kept all their correspondence (including love letters) had to physically hide them, or something. how does that work? or do you just bin a letter? tear it up first? ;___;

I went to the group for the frist time the day after 4chan was down.Haha cus i woke up nd hadnt known about the hack.Nd when i went nd met with them.I was stressed but i was finking oh its fine cus ill be able to get home later nd unwind on thread nd Whiel i was out i was trying to lurk but it wouldnt load I really thought nothing of it i was just like its a cloudflare thing it will obviously be back whenever I get home in few hours so ill just forget about 4chan for now nd i put my phone in my bag.But when i got home it was still very down

>>81784407
They mustve kept them since they get published nd stuff after ppl die.It seems like ink keeps for a loooong time but random stuff in cards like glitter can start to go mouldy after years.I guess its weird with a romantic partner cus with ur family youd expect the relationship to be basically the same years later or even if they died it would have stayed the same until then but its strange hwen u read something where somebody is talking to you in a way that they just never would now.Its like a different person

U - r - a Star

It should be illegal to upload a kitty CAT thats AI!!!!!!!!! Am not anti-AI, at all. However its too far when ur passing it off as a real animal.That give me the creeps.I want the cat to be real.Am not talking about cartoons n stuff thats fine.But ones where its emant to be a real cat.Its jst when you see a animal do something remarkable its funny cus youre thinking thats not something they normally would do.So if you just get AI to create that it could do anything in the first place so it ruins the point.Only my two pennies

Keep forgetting were not in love anymore x

>>81784460
i'd get jealous in a relationship. but i also see these things as like memories, they're the products of a thing at a time, like old photos. what if you had some holiday photos, of you and an ex? a letter or a card or something will obviously say "i love you, as of today's date" it doesn't disappear like it's Snapchat or summat. it was correct at the time.

will you go back to the groups do you think?

>>81784511
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32udqal_lyQ

<3

Guvu shaddenom guvu shaddenom. Herndon Father Shippy abdedillion

>>81784572
O my lush x

Gna get the swawbs on

imagine if you fucked up a pretty perfect, loving relationship with your drugs/mental shite (couldn't be me)

>>81784614
cor. i'm waiting for some rice for a stir fry.

>>81784630
It hard when you can look back nd see how you couldve avoided the bad stuff

>>81784652
all utterly avoidable. but tbfrank i didn't want to burden him with me, and that's how it would have gone down. play the tape forward, classic alcoholic style, don't know how else it would have went

oh well you live and learn, at least there are still strawbs in the world

Think ill garn ibrox with my stpdad. I cant think of any environment where id feel more anxious, but hell be there to help me,so it would be good for me to get over my nerves.And we can bond.

>>81784681
When was this years ago?

I rly start to watch some rotten auld shite on youtube when its the middle of the night

On a birth certificate, the "informant" is the person who provides the information about the birth to the registrar and signs the birth register
When parents are married, either the mother or father can register the birth.The mother is often considered the primary informant

>>81784783
like a year ago. if all went well we'd be living together right now.
i let everything fester like a fool and he said all the right things but at some point i have to be honest, this isn't going to be a good life for us.

i've even RE-given alcohol a go and it's SHITE crosslad it's a shite drug love is the best drug.

Am only trying my best x living my wee INFP life x

Night guard checking in. Hope everyone is doing well tonight and dont forget to put that factor50 on tomorrow. It lush.

Work was very slow tonight. Came home to some leftover salmon. About to open my second can of lager and have a cigarette.

>>81784845
Did u put drinking before relationship or something like that? Its easy done,,sadly
>love is the best drug
Yes,cheers 2 that x
>>81784885
Xx

>>81784941
yeah maybe drinking > love
maybe DRINK is the best drug

my lad >>81784894 knows the score
(salmon? C-tier)

As u can see this is a photo of me (INFP) and my friend from the internet thats a INTP just hanging out n stuff

>>81784964
my bff in their hands <3

>>81784996
LooI x

friend wants to meet tomorrow too. she knows the score. but if i can just go out, to places, not even on a manic morning run for beer & gin, what's stopping me doing anything? going to the GP? becoming a god?

>>81785050
Baby steps x

lager going down a treat wahey

Haste ye back x

>>81785063
you are not wrong

>>81785084
cheers (for me it's Sprite)

My stpdad like a lager tops

Me n my fidget spinner against the big bad world x

I luv my wee cat nd I luv strawbs nd my eat natural dark choccy peanut protein bars.I like comfy things like warm clothes in cold weather nd big jumpers nd cardigans n a nice kewl breeze on a warm day.

Am a homebody..........yes sir

Fat foids just say shit like "we have to bleed for a week every month" and "we can't walk alone at 2 am". Well fuck these fat fucking foid cunts thinking men have it easier. Take some fucking birth control foid. Why the fuck would someone want to walk around in the middle of the night? Give me easy life anyday. They don't even work real hard jobs. They're just sitting in offices all day on their phones. Fuck working. Let them pay for men like me. Fucking build your own homes foids. Men need fucking sex.

https://old.reddit.com/r/TwoXChromosomes/comments/1lw5gac/women_live_life_on_easy_mode/

I luved yankee candles but ave not used one ever since we adopted my auntys cat,Which is my wee cat, AKA my perfect princess nd spiritual protection guardian angel.It would be fine probs,but i dont want to take any risks.Its ok,she is worth it.
Lemonlavender,Snowflake cookie,White linen& lace,Sugared blossom,fairy floss......clean cotton...fresh cut roses..cosy up...cherry vanilla...too many classics to remember......Bc i went on this site yankeebundles that got really good deals on them,,theyve closed now.Nd went to the yankee candle shop in IRL.It was so nice.When it was winter it was nice to light a candle nd wrap up in bed nd play my ps4.Bliss.x

This will be a comfy 1 when its autumn times. I <3 netflix

Foids will fear men like me.

We all swifties x

Thanks u for tolerating me x

A new 1 for new day
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>>81785977
>>81785977
>>81785977

The Welper Wegime has well and truly fallen.
Dread to think what a Seether-Aligned government will look like. Bans on womfiness? Wuppa rations?