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Anonymous No.81783228 [Report] >>81783236 >>81783270 >>81783290 >>81783312 >>81783316 >>81783322 >>81783324 >>81783427
Would you press the button?
>If you press the button you will transform into a fully fledged woman (you can keep your penis if you want)
>No one could take a look at you and even comprehend you were a man
>You are extremely attractive, at the very least a 9/10
>Don't have to take hormones or anything, you'll age just like a biological woman
>You have large tits and a big ass
>Voice is unmistakably feminine in all regards
>The only way someone would know you used to be a man is if you told them
Would you press it?
Anonymous No.81783236 [Report] >>81783246
>>81783228 (OP)
what would happen if i'm already a woman
Anonymous No.81783246 [Report] >>81783311
>>81783236
Then you get to actually be attractive and have a penis
Anonymous No.81783270 [Report] >>81783286
>>81783228 (OP)
is lesbian dating as hard as straight dating? If not I would take the deal and spend rest of my life having hot lesbo sex
Anonymous No.81783286 [Report]
>>81783270
it's probably harder to be honest
aiku No.81783290 [Report]
>>81783228 (OP)
>used to be a man is if you told them
what happens if i keep my pp and try having sex with dudes, wouldn't they know i used to a dude?
Anonymous No.81783311 [Report]
>>81783246
i don't want a penis though
Anonymous No.81783312 [Report] >>81783374
>>81783228 (OP)
I've been here since 2015 and I never got the 4chan meme of wanting to be le cute anime girl.
I like having a beard, I like jerking off, I like muscles, I like being a guy.
Anonymous No.81783316 [Report]
>>81783228 (OP)
I don't think so, large tits and ass means I'll become a magnet to undesirables instead of a woman version of myself
Anonymous No.81783322 [Report] >>81783376
>>81783228 (OP)
Thread is about 11 years too late to get any good replies. Shame too because back in 2014 you get some good posts about anons more interested in tricking their best friend to push it than they themselves doing it.
Anonymous No.81783324 [Report]
>>81783228 (OP)
I only read the first line and I decline.
Anonymous No.81783374 [Report]
>>81783312
It's a very, -very- forced meme that as you can see doesn't really happen naturally.
Anonymous No.81783376 [Report] >>81783392
>>81783322
>anons more interested in tricking their best friend to push it than they themselves doing it.

>anon decides to trick his friend into pushing the button thinking he's going to get a hot gf out of the deal.
>his friend is furious at first
>adjusts to his/her new life as a girl, decides "she" has to make the most of it since there's no going back
>anon excitedly helps "her" become more and more girly and sexy
>new female friend is overwhelmed with estrogen and whatever
>realizes she wants Chad and won't date anon at all

smdh beaches and shores
Anonymous No.81783392 [Report] >>81783493
>>81783376
Good green text
Anonymous No.81783427 [Report] >>81783465
>>81783228 (OP)
Of course, I would kill to become an attractive woman. I feel like this is common for most men. I would then begin dating my autist incel friend, get knocked up by him, and raise kids together. But since none of that can happen, I will die alone. Life is not fair.
Anonymous No.81783465 [Report] >>81783484
>>81783427
>I feel like this is common for most men.
It's very unlikely to be the case
Anonymous No.81783484 [Report]
>>81783465
Probably a good 2/3rds of men have wanted to be hot women at some point. A lot of them would reject the idea violently now, because they have had to cope so hard earlier in life. They are physically incapable of being honest with themselves anymore.
Anonymous No.81783493 [Report] >>81783538
>>81783392
I never did any greentexts back in the day really. kind of interesting they're mostly gone from 4chan, but all the other websites like reddit/twitter feature 4chan greentexts
Anonymous No.81783538 [Report]
>>81783493
>I never did any greentexts back in the day really.
We're all skinwalking a bunch of 40 year old suicide victim "oldfag" tranny faggots on this website.
I should've created my own culture by now.