I'm so lonely why can't I have an asian gf just this once it's not fair

>>81784565 (OP)
God here
I will allow you to have a brown south east asian girlfriend

>>81784735
thank you allah that's all I wanted

>>81784565 (OP)
book a flight to an Asian country for starters
extra credit if you can smuggle a North Korean out

>>81785048
I'm so desperate I'd smuggle myself into North Korea for a asian gf.

>>81785373
teach in asia as an english teacher and you should probably lose weight

>>81785386
I looked into that but I think you have to be in your 20's to do teaching in asia no?

>>81784565 (OP)
Apparently you can join navy or air force and get enlisted in Japan or South Korea idk how likely you are to join tho do sum research ig <3

>>81785880
My friend was in the AF he said Japan and Germany are the top destinations everyone wants to be assigned to so you have basically no chance of getting sent there unless you have rich parents or something. The troops there just party 24/7 and fuck prostitutes so it's where they send the rich kids that are basically useless in combat roles.

>>81784735
Fuck you and why did I born a sea monkey?

I'm thinking of joining one of those language exchange discords and deliberately using really romantic phrases with the girls and pretending that I just didn't know and got them from anime. How likely is this to work on asian girls? Or am I a retard?

>>81786724
Bro you're better off meeting a foid off an actual language learning app like Tandem.
>t. Worked for me, bro

>>81784565 (OP)
Is all that again

>>81785903
this. Average poster here joins, they're gonna get sent on a ship to the persian gulf

>>81786740
Seconding this. Idk why so many people here spend all their fucking time trying to use discord for this shit when there's apps and sites dudes have been using to bone asian chicks reliably for years

>>81786740
Never used it before, what's the play here?