Thread 81789632

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Anonymous 7/11/2025, 5:11:54 PM No.81789632 [Report] >>81789650 >>81789687 >>81789726 >>81789961

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I just ate a frozen pizza that was in my freezer that was left slightly open overnight. Am I going to die?

Anonymous 7/11/2025, 5:14:40 PM No.81789650 [Report] >>81789718

>>81789632 (OP)
was the pizza red pizza or blue pizza. this is very important. those are the two famous types of pizza

Anonymous 7/11/2025, 5:19:52 PM No.81789687 [Report] >>81789718

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>>81789632 (OP)
yes anon. sorry but you will die in like 1 hour and 26 minutes. now give me all your money

Anonymous 7/11/2025, 5:24:00 PM No.81789718 [Report] >>81789752 >>81789830

>>81789650
It was pepperoni pizza is that red
>>81789687
I'm leaving all of the $5000 in my bank account to my cats.

Anonymous 7/11/2025, 5:25:03 PM No.81789726 [Report]

>>81789632 (OP)
Yes, via violent ass explosion. Self isolate and warn local authorities of imminent shitsplosion.

Anonymous 7/11/2025, 5:29:38 PM No.81789752 [Report] >>81789940

>>81789718
Pepperoni pizza is about a 3.5 on the blue pizza scale, and a 1.27 on the red scale.

this makes its pizza value 2.23.

It's above 2 and below 4 which means it's half blue.
you'll be fine. just drink a glass of water

Anonymous 7/11/2025, 5:41:35 PM No.81789830 [Report] >>81789940

>>81789718
>He doesn't know about red and blue pizza

Anonymous 7/11/2025, 5:55:06 PM No.81789940 [Report]

>>81789752
Thank you I will drink a lot of water I feel fine for now.
>>81789830
Teach me.

Anonymous 7/11/2025, 5:57:08 PM No.81789961 [Report] >>81790155

>>81789632 (OP)
This sea monkey think that you're gonna be fine

Anonymous 7/11/2025, 6:15:28 PM No.81790155 [Report]

>>81789961
Thank you SEA monkey friend.