I just ate a frozen pizza that was in my freezer that was left slightly open overnight. Am I going to die?

>>81789632 (OP)
was the pizza red pizza or blue pizza. this is very important. those are the two famous types of pizza

>>81789632 (OP)
yes anon. sorry but you will die in like 1 hour and 26 minutes. now give me all your money

>>81789650
It was pepperoni pizza is that red
>>81789687
I'm leaving all of the $5000 in my bank account to my cats.

>>81789632 (OP)
Yes, via violent ass explosion. Self isolate and warn local authorities of imminent shitsplosion.

>>81789718
Pepperoni pizza is about a 3.5 on the blue pizza scale, and a 1.27 on the red scale.

this makes its pizza value 2.23.

It's above 2 and below 4 which means it's half blue.
you'll be fine. just drink a glass of water

>>81789718
>He doesn't know about red and blue pizza

>>81789752
Thank you I will drink a lot of water I feel fine for now.
>>81789830
Teach me.

>>81789632 (OP)
This sea monkey think that you're gonna be fine

>>81789961
Thank you SEA monkey friend.