>be 14
>buy my first dildo, start getting into anal play
>eventually learn to cum without touching my dick
>feels so so so so so so so much than just masturbating the normal way
>keep doing this daily, sometimes more than once daily, for years
>gets to the point where it's pretty much the only way I masturbate anymore, never even really bother touching my dick
>amass a huge collection of toys over time
>ashamed of it but whatever

>be 27
>apartment gets broken into while at work
>nearly everything in my apartment gone, including my chest full of toys
>distraught, but life goes on
>don't jerk off for a while because no toys and also too upset
>wait about a week
>finally get horny again
>try masturbating the normal way for the first time in about a decade
>problem
>can't cum
>can get hard, can get right up to the point where I want to cum but can't actually get over the hill
>spend like 90+ minutes trying and failing to cum
>precum everywhere, dick starting to ache
>give up and go to bed
>try again the next day
>same problem
>give up
>start getting really pent up and frustrated
>third time's the charm?
>...nada
>mfw
I gooned myself into impotence. I don't know how to fix this.

Shouldn't have read this

>>81792429 (OP)
>>be 14
>>buy my first dildo, start getting into anal play
im done here

>>81792513
Do not give children Amazon giftcards.

>>81792429 (OP)
Whenever I feel shitty about my life I always come here because there's always a post like this that I can point to and say "I'm least I'm not that anon"

>>81792429 (OP)
OP has to go all the way and get guys to fuck him. You made this bed now lie in it. Grindr and condoms LOL

>>81792429 (OP)
I was entirely convinced that this story was going to end in OP having to go gay.

Buttpill

>>81792792
It might. I'm quickly going insane. I ordered another dildo but it won't be here for a while.

>>81792587
I was like 15 or 16 when I went to "Spencer's" at the mall and got a dildo. I ended up taking the battery assembly out, drilling a hole in the tip and filling the dildo with lube, which ended up concocting into a mixture of corroded battery fluids and lube, which I think I used multiple times where my mother ended up finding it and confronting me and I simply no homo don't care had sex'd, and now almost 20 years later I don't normally do butt stuff still because I can't seem to get off most of the time with it.

>hey i know!
>i'll spend well over a decade rewiring my body to only respond sexually to anal penetration!
>what could go wrong?
you're gonna have to spend another decade retraining yourself to nut like a normal person OP

>>81792865
... how did you not burn your dick off from the battery acid?