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Anonymous No.81792689 [Report] >>81792704 >>81792735 >>81792747 >>81792835 >>81793015 >>81794057 >>81794116 >>81794375 >>81794674 >>81795167 >>81795210
Where does one find a fat guy similar to picrel to date
Anonymous No.81792704 [Report] >>81792740 >>81795176
>>81792689 (OP)
Looks like my brother. What state you in, foid? In the very unlikely case that you live close to me, I could introduce you.
Anonymous No.81792735 [Report] >>81792756
>>81792689 (OP)
>fat guy with glasses
>nerdy and super obsessed
>pervert
literally me
Anonymous No.81792736 [Report] >>81795191
Minnesotta maybe
Anonymous No.81792740 [Report] >>81792774
>>81792704
>State
Man I'm European lmao<\3
Anonymous No.81792747 [Report] >>81792799
>>81792689 (OP)
Added this girl and she doesn't even reply
Anonymous No.81792749 [Report] >>81792799 >>81792816
Guy here, I do believe they're out there, and at that, that there are those who fuck. I'm unsure how extraordinarily rare or not so it is in reality but I think I've met people I would be able to say oh yeah that guy? Yeah. Yeah that fits
Anonymous No.81792756 [Report] >>81792774
>>81792735
Hey cutie are you single
Apparently this is not original
Anonymous No.81792774 [Report] >>81792799
>>81792740
>>81792756
>European
nope, won't work - i dont believe in e-dating/ldr
Anonymous No.81792799 [Report] >>81792816
>>81792747
Sorry man you texted me back at 4 am my time and I guess the time zone difference is too great
>>81792749
Where have you met them
>>81792774
Me neither it's all good, still was worth the shot I suppose
Anonymous No.81792816 [Report] >>81792916
>>81792799
but hey, considering i exist and what this anon said >>81792749
you'll find your guy soon enough
never lose hope, fraulein
Anonymous No.81792835 [Report] >>81792916
>>81792689 (OP)
I was kinda like that but with longer hair a few years ago.
Niw I've lost weight and still going! :D
They don't go outside
Anonymous No.81792916 [Report]
>>81792816
Thank you schatz (I am in fact not German)
>>81792835
Happy for you man!
>They don't go outside
Yeah I know that's why it's so tricky to get a hold of one
Anonymous No.81793001 [Report] >>81793071
where in europe? oregano
Anonymous No.81793015 [Report] >>81793071
>>81792689 (OP)
Didn't you add a handful of guys from yesterday's thread?
You're telling me none of them were good enough?
Anonymous No.81793071 [Report]
>>81793001
I'm not gonna dox myself but if you're in yurop too we could talk
>>81793015
I got two tags on my last thread: the 1st was understandably uncomfortable with our age gap so I deleted him (I'm 18), the 2nd one was just curious about my liking of fat men and wasn't a fat man himself lolz. Also he was american, bummer
Anonymous No.81793932 [Report]
what do you even see in him
Anonymous No.81794057 [Report] >>81794090
>>81792689 (OP)
>this thrud again
Anonymous No.81794090 [Report]
>>81794057
There will be a lot more I'm afraid
Anonymous No.81794116 [Report] >>81794143 >>81794191
>>81792689 (OP)
Im in europe, drop some contact info and we can talk and see where things go. I am into some nerdy stuff though
Anonymous No.81794143 [Report] >>81794191 >>81794209 >>81794258
One of the few times I've wished to be Europoid

Good luck femanon, these threads give me a modicum of hope

>>81794116
>Asking the girl to post contact

Son
Anonymous No.81794191 [Report] >>81794255
>>81794116
What nerdy stuff are you into?
>>81794143
Happy to provide hopium in this garbage hopeless board
Anonymous No.81794209 [Report] >>81794229 >>81794248
>>81794143
>asking the girl

Im an advocate for true gender equality. Why should i as a man be forced to post my contact when shes the one thats looking. If this is something she cannot abide by then i shall happily stick to my 2d waifus (pun intended).
Anonymous No.81794229 [Report] >>81794248
>>81794209
She'll get fucking swamped with adds if she posts hers

>Captcha: KHV20
Anonymous No.81794248 [Report] >>81794269
>>81794209
So you're gonna let me steal your panties anon?
>>81794229
What an opsec wizard
Anonymous No.81794255 [Report] >>81794351
>>81794191
>what nerdy stuff
I like pc gaming, really into strategy games like hoi4 or stellaris, i like vns too and just a variety of stuff honestly.
Kinda dont wanna spoil all my interests here and let you discover them organically
Anonymous No.81794258 [Report] >>81794351
>>81794143
ya I wish she were in america tho I think she needs to train with a euro fatass before she can move up to the big leagues of amerilards. wouldn't want to crush her tiny body inside one of my fat rolls
Anonymous No.81794269 [Report]
>>81794248
Fine, i suppose you'd need some underwear after i yoink all of yours
Anonymous No.81794351 [Report] >>81794645 >>81794993
>>81794255
you're spoiling your character instead of coming across as a mysterious cool dude it's over. But I'm a vnfag too, that's pretty exciting
G8k7XYk3
Use is wisely
>>81794258
Is the highest echelon Japanese ugly bastards?
Anonymous No.81794375 [Report] >>81794394 >>81794428
>>81792689 (OP)
fact this anon is still making these threads is proof the average /r9k/ robot is a twink
Anonymous No.81794394 [Report] >>81794428 >>81794450
>>81794375
I'm a fatass but not in EU
Anonymous No.81794428 [Report] >>81794450
>>81794375
>>81794394
I guess the average European robot is a twink
Anonymous No.81794450 [Report] >>81794475
>>81794394
>I'm a fatass but not in EU
amerifats...
>>81794428
trvke euro incels need to move to america there they will be automatically chadlite for being in a healthy weight
Anonymous No.81794475 [Report]
>>81794450
Lol true but I'm not sure if sex compensates the lack of free healthcare and education
Anonymous No.81794571 [Report] >>81794585
Where from europe are you, you said you are not from germany are you living nearby?
Anonymous No.81794585 [Report] >>81794661
>>81794571
I'm like a couple countries away from Germany
Anonymous No.81794645 [Report] >>81794831
>>81794351
>cool and mysterious

Nah im just autistic and awkward. I dont like frontloading with a bunch of those 'so whatre you into' questiond because it feels more like a job application rather than actually 2 people having a conversation and connecting.
>its over
I hope you find what you're looking for op.
Anonymous No.81794661 [Report] >>81794831
>>81794585
More to the east or more to the west?
Anonymous No.81794674 [Report] >>81794831
>>81792689 (OP)
I know you poster

let me say this you would not even need to go after fat guys their are gymgoers like that. "strongman" you call them so looking for a gym would be a good place to start. or really any kind of sport or activity that requires lifting a random heavy object
Anonymous No.81794831 [Report] >>81794889 >>81794895 >>81795133
>>81794645
I was just being silly with the it's over thing, sorry if I phrased the question awkwardly
>>81794661
West
>>81794674
I find strongmen attractive too but I'm not sure how one socializes at the gym the opposite sex
Anonymous No.81794873 [Report] >>81794884 >>81795000
im so pathetic and fat and perverted and lonely :(
Anonymous No.81794884 [Report]
>>81794873
... and american?
thats normal there
Anonymous No.81794889 [Report]
>>81794831
>I'm not sure how one socializes at the gym the opposite sex
unironically just start a convo like you would with anyone
dont show second intentions just be normal about it at first
Anonymous No.81794895 [Report] >>81795000
>>81794831
So spain or france? With how many guys have you talked so far considering you have made this thread so many times by now.
Anonymous No.81794993 [Report]
>>81794351
I think so. I've heard they can impregnate entire high schools full of innocent girls with their presence alone. What greater power could there be?
Anonymous No.81795000 [Report]
>>81794873
I can fix you
>>81794895
Those were terrible guesses
And I've talked to one fat guy so far
Anonymous No.81795133 [Report]
>>81794831
just comment on form or otherwise ask if their finished after which you make it into a convo. you have atleast a chance as a women to succeed and not come of as creepy
Anonymous No.81795167 [Report]
>>81792689 (OP)
Stop posting this and giving us hope. I'm going to continue going to the gym
Anonymous No.81795176 [Report]
>>81792704
Based wingman anon
Anonymous No.81795191 [Report]
>>81792736
Damn I've been called out
Anonymous No.81795210 [Report]
>>81792689 (OP)
>sam sulek but with 18% bodyfat
>fat guy
Anonymous No.81795241 [Report]
mf build a time machine you not on his level