Thread 81792689 - /r9k/ [Archived: 432 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/11/2025, 9:59:37 PM No.81792689
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Where does one find a fat guy similar to picrel to date
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 10:01:38 PM No.81792704
>>81792689 (OP)
Looks like my brother. What state you in, foid? In the very unlikely case that you live close to me, I could introduce you.
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 10:04:29 PM No.81792735
>>81792689 (OP)
>fat guy with glasses
>nerdy and super obsessed
>pervert
literally me
Replies: >>81792756
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 10:04:30 PM No.81792736
Minnesotta maybe
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 10:05:07 PM No.81792740
>>81792704
>State
Man I'm European lmao<\3
Replies: >>81792774
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 10:05:59 PM No.81792747
>>81792689 (OP)
Added this girl and she doesn't even reply
Replies: >>81792799
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 10:06:12 PM No.81792749
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Guy here, I do believe they're out there, and at that, that there are those who fuck. I'm unsure how extraordinarily rare or not so it is in reality but I think I've met people I would be able to say oh yeah that guy? Yeah. Yeah that fits
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 10:06:32 PM No.81792756
>>81792735
Hey cutie are you single
Apparently this is not original
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 10:07:33 PM No.81792774
>>81792740
>>81792756
>European
nope, won't work - i dont believe in e-dating/ldr
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 10:09:55 PM No.81792799
>>81792747
Sorry man you texted me back at 4 am my time and I guess the time zone difference is too great
>>81792749
Where have you met them
>>81792774
Me neither it's all good, still was worth the shot I suppose
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 10:11:23 PM No.81792816
>>81792799
but hey, considering i exist and what this anon said >>81792749
you'll find your guy soon enough
never lose hope, fraulein
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 10:12:54 PM No.81792835
>>81792689 (OP)
I was kinda like that but with longer hair a few years ago.
Niw I've lost weight and still going! :D
They don't go outside
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 10:19:40 PM No.81792916
>>81792816
Thank you schatz (I am in fact not German)
>>81792835
Happy for you man!
>They don't go outside
Yeah I know that's why it's so tricky to get a hold of one
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 10:26:15 PM No.81793001
where in europe? oregano
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 10:27:25 PM No.81793015
>>81792689 (OP)
Didn't you add a handful of guys from yesterday's thread?
You're telling me none of them were good enough?
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 10:30:51 PM No.81793071
>>81793001
I'm not gonna dox myself but if you're in yurop too we could talk
>>81793015
I got two tags on my last thread: the 1st was understandably uncomfortable with our age gap so I deleted him (I'm 18), the 2nd one was just curious about my liking of fat men and wasn't a fat man himself lolz. Also he was american, bummer
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 11:57:00 PM No.81793932
what do you even see in him
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 12:10:53 AM No.81794057
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>>81792689 (OP)
>this thrud again
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 12:14:35 AM No.81794090
>>81794057
There will be a lot more I'm afraid
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 12:17:20 AM No.81794116
>>81792689 (OP)
Im in europe, drop some contact info and we can talk and see where things go. I am into some nerdy stuff though
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 12:19:54 AM No.81794143
One of the few times I've wished to be Europoid

Good luck femanon, these threads give me a modicum of hope

>>81794116
>Asking the girl to post contact

Son
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 12:23:10 AM No.81794191
>>81794116
What nerdy stuff are you into?
>>81794143
Happy to provide hopium in this garbage hopeless board
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 12:24:29 AM No.81794209
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>>81794143
>asking the girl

Im an advocate for true gender equality. Why should i as a man be forced to post my contact when shes the one thats looking. If this is something she cannot abide by then i shall happily stick to my 2d waifus (pun intended).
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 12:26:39 AM No.81794229
>>81794209
She'll get fucking swamped with adds if she posts hers

>Captcha: KHV20
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 12:27:43 AM No.81794248
>>81794209
So you're gonna let me steal your panties anon?
>>81794229
What an opsec wizard
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 12:28:37 AM No.81794255
>>81794191
>what nerdy stuff
I like pc gaming, really into strategy games like hoi4 or stellaris, i like vns too and just a variety of stuff honestly.
Kinda dont wanna spoil all my interests here and let you discover them organically
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 12:29:07 AM No.81794258
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>>81794143
ya I wish she were in america tho I think she needs to train with a euro fatass before she can move up to the big leagues of amerilards. wouldn't want to crush her tiny body inside one of my fat rolls
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 12:30:04 AM No.81794269
>>81794248
Fine, i suppose you'd need some underwear after i yoink all of yours
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 12:37:17 AM No.81794351
>>81794255
you're spoiling your character instead of coming across as a mysterious cool dude it's over. But I'm a vnfag too, that's pretty exciting
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Use is wisely
>>81794258
Is the highest echelon Japanese ugly bastards?
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 12:39:18 AM No.81794375
>>81792689 (OP)
fact this anon is still making these threads is proof the average /r9k/ robot is a twink
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 12:41:09 AM No.81794394
>>81794375
I'm a fatass but not in EU
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 12:44:49 AM No.81794428
>>81794375
>>81794394
I guess the average European robot is a twink
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 12:46:24 AM No.81794450
>>81794394
>I'm a fatass but not in EU
amerifats...
>>81794428
trvke euro incels need to move to america there they will be automatically chadlite for being in a healthy weight
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 12:48:57 AM No.81794475
>>81794450
Lol true but I'm not sure if sex compensates the lack of free healthcare and education
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 12:58:01 AM No.81794571
Where from europe are you, you said you are not from germany are you living nearby?
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 12:59:19 AM No.81794585
>>81794571
I'm like a couple countries away from Germany
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 1:05:31 AM No.81794645
>>81794351
>cool and mysterious

Nah im just autistic and awkward. I dont like frontloading with a bunch of those 'so whatre you into' questiond because it feels more like a job application rather than actually 2 people having a conversation and connecting.
>its over
I hope you find what you're looking for op.
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 1:06:59 AM No.81794661
>>81794585
More to the east or more to the west?
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 1:07:52 AM No.81794674
>>81792689 (OP)
I know you poster

let me say this you would not even need to go after fat guys their are gymgoers like that. "strongman" you call them so looking for a gym would be a good place to start. or really any kind of sport or activity that requires lifting a random heavy object
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 1:22:45 AM No.81794831
>>81794645
I was just being silly with the it's over thing, sorry if I phrased the question awkwardly
>>81794661
West
>>81794674
I find strongmen attractive too but I'm not sure how one socializes at the gym the opposite sex
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 1:26:47 AM No.81794873
im so pathetic and fat and perverted and lonely :(
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 1:27:49 AM No.81794884
>>81794873
... and american?
thats normal there
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 1:29:06 AM No.81794889
>>81794831
>I'm not sure how one socializes at the gym the opposite sex
unironically just start a convo like you would with anyone
dont show second intentions just be normal about it at first
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 1:29:46 AM No.81794895
>>81794831
So spain or france? With how many guys have you talked so far considering you have made this thread so many times by now.
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 1:38:07 AM No.81794993
>>81794351
I think so. I've heard they can impregnate entire high schools full of innocent girls with their presence alone. What greater power could there be?
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 1:38:33 AM No.81795000
>>81794873
I can fix you
>>81794895
Those were terrible guesses
And I've talked to one fat guy so far
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 1:50:05 AM No.81795133
>>81794831
just comment on form or otherwise ask if their finished after which you make it into a convo. you have atleast a chance as a women to succeed and not come of as creepy
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 1:53:21 AM No.81795167
>>81792689 (OP)
Stop posting this and giving us hope. I'm going to continue going to the gym
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 1:54:33 AM No.81795176
>>81792704
Based wingman anon
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 1:55:28 AM No.81795191
>>81792736
Damn I've been called out
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 1:56:39 AM No.81795210
>>81792689 (OP)
>sam sulek but with 18% bodyfat
>fat guy
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 2:00:22 AM No.81795241
mf build a time machine you not on his level