Thread 81793085

>you go to the dermatologist
>you ask for a full body scan
>this is your doctor
>he says he needs to take a closer look at your penis

how do you proceed?

He's a dermatologist, he's not qualified to see my penis

>>81793102
he is experienced with penis skin and has a serum that your penis needs

>>81793085 (OP)
AHHHHHHH I'M OLIVER AIKU LEAVE ME ALONE

>>81793085 (OP)
i ask for beomgyu instead

>>81793085 (OP)
i take out my penis, get hard, and force him down on it

>>81793130
he is not a licensed dermatologist sorry
>>81793160
that's unprofessional

>>81793203
>unprofessional
he needed my saliva for... something
i'm just being generous

>>81793222
isn't it you who is receiving his saliva on your penis

>>81793227
>saliva
cum
i meant cum

fuck my horny gay brain

>>81793236
do you think he'd spit or swallow though

i wouldn't go to a derm who is also a semen demon.

>>81793287
he'd try to spit but i'd force him to swallow
he'd get mad and tell me to get out
i slap him, turn him around, and bend him over

>>81793411
you'd slap this cute little face??

>>81793433
cute little faces are made for slaps
slender necks are made for bites
pale bodies are made for abuse

>>81793451
he is very pale, and he has pretty legs

>>81793466
>pretty legs
would kiss them, yes
OP, you type like a fujoshi

>>81793476
for saying pretty legs?
well i am surrounded by fujoshi rhetoric since i like kpop boys

>>81793512
for making this thread in the first place
>like kpop boys
only ever seen women say that tbf

>>81793528
kpop fanboys exist ;__;

>>81793528
open your mind and your cock to the beautiful world of kpop men

>>81793085 (OP)
>OP gets called out on b for being a retarded faggot seeking an ERP partner
>Flees to r9k
Kill yourself faggot.

>>81793534
>>81793541
you are brown
you will NEVER get with a korean guy

>>81793552
what makes you think i am brown?

>>81793605
only browns go for koreans
the civilized homos go for viets or chinks

>>81793623
the main object of my affection is white/korean
he also has a kpop sister

>>81793649
Their parents must be so...proud?

>>81793649
>white/korean
like i said, you're brown

>>81793741
why wouldn't they be proud to have 2 highly successful children

it sucks that they censor their photos most of the time.

>>81793433
those paws are creepy they look so fleshy

He look like Elliot rodger

>>81794783
i don't see it. elliot wishes

>>81794783
>>81794858
If he looked like this he would be getting laid.

>>81793085 (OP)
I ask if his sister can do the scan instead

>>81795949
his sister is not a licensed derm.