Is 29 too late to make up for wasted youth? I regret NEETing so badly. I want friends, crazy stories, to have a bunch of cute young girls suck on my penis, expiriment with drugs, play in a rock band, etc. I want to feel young and cool.

It's over bud

>>81793742
There has to be a way. I still feel like a kid

>>81793664 (OP)
None of that is real. It's bullshit sold to you by TV and anime so you'll get a job and stimulate the economy.

Go do whatever you want. Literally no one is actually stopping you. Morons making stupid comments aren't actually preventing you from doing anything

>>81793742
You're a tard that unnecessarily limits yourself

I wanna use pre wall teenage girls as prostitutes, is this too hard?

>>81793969
It's harder to find them in that line of work because young girls still have hopes and haven't completely given up.
It's the same with e-girls posting sfw thirst bait in their prime. They're haggard with 10 tattoos by the time they actually post tits and pussy.

>>81793958
I mean that is a nice sentiment but lets say anon was 50. He'd obviously be too old to be included in this young fun lifestyle he craves

>>81793664 (OP)
you're just having a middle age crysis anon.

>>81793872
That's cause ur around losers, most of my "friends" got degrees in computer science and are living in cities, traveling doing get togethers, going bar hopping getting high, getting girlfriends having sex ect. I've been a neet since covid and I still haven't done shit

>>81793664 (OP)
not too young espec if ur a guy cus men age like fine wine just get sexy

>>81793664 (OP)
>Is 29 too late to make up for wasted youth
yes. at 29 you are thoroughly an adult and will be held up to different standards. for young people a 29 yo is ancient and you will be judged as a creep
>crazy stories, to have a bunch of cute young girls suck on my penis, expiriment with drugs,
if you have money this can easily be achieved, given you are willing to pay for it. just go to thailand or whatever place where prostitution is legal and drugs are abundant

>>81793664 (OP)
>I just want to be even more of a loser
You're a faaaaaaaag.

>>81794859
>29
>middle age
Has it really come to this bros

>>81793664 (OP)
I'm 28, I don't feel any older than I do when I was 18.

I work, work out, make money and game all the same as I did back then. I live with my parents, help around the house, and work bit by bit on my own personal creative projects.

It's all outlook. Be useful when you're called to be. If you don't think your calling is working at walmart and you don't have to, then don't. Just don't spend all your time without a grander purpose behind it, chasing pleasure daily with no work done on that greater thing,

>>81793872
it might have been mostly bullshit in our time but zoomers are absolutely living it, they document all of it and broadcast it to us, it's not fair

>>81794122
>>81793969
Pretty sure almost all girl put an ad at some point just for some quick money and they don't tell anyone

>>81793664 (OP)
i don't like any drugs or rock band but i like cute girls

You still have a chance to be human, you dont have to be a robot you know

>>81793872
Is there any bigger of a cope. Holy shit.

>>81793664 (OP)
it's definitely too late to experience it naturally. But there are still plenty of people in their early 30s who get just party and get stoned every weekend. You have to have life skills and grown up hobbies to enter their friend circles by this point though, as many of them probably have known eachother for years.

>>81796053
This is definitely a tranny

>>81796053
fetal alcohol syndrome tranny or something

>>81793664 (OP)
Brother you make this thread like 3 times a week.

>>81797072
he makes it every day and he's been here for years and he magically changes ages and unskilled professions
also sometimes he's bald(ing)

>>81794979
If you pay for it that fundamentally changes the way you experience it

>>81793664 (OP)
That last part had me laughing. It's all just separate perspectives meshing together. Think outside of those shared notions about aging or youth, or generational shit, and focus on bettering yourself in your current state. Think ahead for the future to assure you can live comfortably with contentment while accepting that your youth is gone. Especially since being old with no energy, and extremely poor or a bum would fuck you up and lead you to dying sooner.

Since this is a "getting older" type of thread I'll post this here.

Has anyone else sort of "depersonalized" as they've gotten older? I'm just 24 but I've been working for 3 years in an office and I've had a few girlfriends and they just keep getting hotter each time one chungus cucks me and I get another and honestly it seems like my life is a fucking blur anymore. It honestly seems like everything past 2019 is just fake and gay. Everything new just seems strange, I don't even know what to talk about with people anymore. I don't enjoy doing personal projects, everything's just "go go go", everyone's such a faggot you can't have male friends anymore without some beta ass power battle over quirk chunguses or something

Hell, when I was 21 I thought I had it all figured out, but 3 years later and all the memories from even then are a blur.

>>81798185
>It honestly seems like everything past 2019 is just fake and gay
It was already fake and gay well before that albeit
>everything's just "go go go"
This part is real, everything's gone fucking crazy since le coof
>everyone's such a faggot you can't have male friends anymore without some beta ass power battle over quirk chunguses or something
many such cases, but again, this has long been true

>>81793664 (OP)
I hate so say it man, but I think a lot of that is over. Most people at our age are settling down. You kind of fucked yourself man, you can have some of those things, but you have to change the vision. You can do peyote with some hippy bitches, and maybe have a hag suck on your benis.

>>81793841
There is no way

>>81793872
The replies to your post are objectively correct and you're wrong.

>>81793958
He's stopping himself by making this thread every other day for the last year instead of doing something with his life

>>81799319
Nah it's completely permanently over. Once you turn 30 or heck even 25 with no experperiences/accomplishments. The world gets 10x smaller, and you become completely limited in your opportunities. You're basically not allowed to do anything once you hit the big 3 0. If you're 30, don't even try talking to a woman if you spent the entirety of your 20s socially isolated from the whole world and wanna try to get out for the first time. The results will be disastrous. You were supposed to do all that in your teens or early 20s.

>>81794122
>They're haggard with 10 tattoos by the time they actually post tits and pussy.
That hasn't always been the case.
We used to have prime young women posting their tits for the love of the game right here on 4chan.

>>81793958
>Morons making stupid comments aren't actually preventing you from doing anything
I'm glad I listen to these "morons" because if I didn't, I would've embarrassed myself in front of that cute girl and would've told myself "I should've just stayed inside and played video games instead"

youre only as old as you feel, never too late

maybe find someone your own age though

I just turned 28, been a NEET since I was 24.

Mom and Dad finally sat me down for the ultimatum of get a job or get out

What do I do

>>81797106
that's a different guy. the balding guy in retail is very consistent and he's been here for like 8-10 years so he's aging up

There are so many things I want to do but I can't. Everything seems so pointless and I'm having a hard time committing to anything, I'd rather doomscroll. It's a shit existence.

>>81799319
>>81800816
How do people even live past 30? Unless you really love the idea of having children it just seems so pointless

>>81793664 (OP)
boohoo
cut off your balls and eat them with no sauce

I'm over 30 and the last time I fucked a genuinely hot woman was like 6 years ago
over lmao

>>81802747
Have you been trying?

>>81794867
most of those things are utterly vapid and boring once you've done them for a bit. I know its impossible for you to understand but you're barely missing anything. if you have a sensitive soul that path was not for you.

being a neet and falling for idiot traps like porn and videogames ain't it either

>>81802747
I'm 34, and haven't fucked a girl since college. A decade, it's like it genuinely never happened.
>>81802461
I still have good friends and a good family that would cry if I killed myself, but I know deep in my heart that the rest of my life will probably be working until I'm dead.

>>81798185
I was your age now, when the pandemic started. My life was thriving and I felt like I had life figured out. Now I'm 30, married with a child. All things I planned on for years, but everything just seems to artificial and disingenuous. A few of my friends my age feel the same.

Interactions seems more impersonal. I don't think enough people are smart enough to spot the small differences. And entire generation went from teens to 20-somethings during the early 2020s. The world has subscribed to this "grind 24/7" mindset and essentially it feels like if you're not doing something productive, you're doing something wrong. Everything from the past 5 years other than my wedding and childbirth feel like a blur. I can't even remember what I was doing this time last year.

>>81802964
Do you try? If you had sex in your 20s you cant be ugly or autistic

>>81793664 (OP)
you wouldnt have had this when you were young either, those experience are reserved for attractive people

>>81804768
Its nice to cope with this but actually you can just be "cool" and make it. Some people really just have it.

>>81793664 (OP)
You've made this thread like 30 times so clearly you're never going to do shit faggot.>>81793872 is right your ideal movie life is never happening grow up and get over it you're 29 not 13 time to think like an adult.

>>81795566
Yes you're 30 in a few months. 30s is literally middle age as average life expectancy is 72. You are not a teenager anymore get over it already.

>>81802939
>if you have a sensitive soul that path was not for you.
Is this just cope for being a loser virgin that missed out on normie experiences?

>>81804768
Exactly. To some people, like those with disabilities, it was over before it ever began, even before you hit 30. They never had a chance in the first place. Genetics determine everything.

>>81805331
Back in the middle ages, the average life expectancy was actually 30, so all those people joking that 30 is considered being an old man who needs a cane to walk and lives in a nursing home were actually correct. 30 IS considered old, or atleast was, and anyone who says otherwise is huffing massive amounts of copium.

>>81805445
not sure if bait or negative IQ

>>81805445
You dont understand how life expectancy works and you are genuinely a fucking idiot

>>81793664 (OP)
This thread has made me so fucking depressed. I just turned 27 and I have a lot of the same feelings. I have a hard time accepting that I lost that time in my life and that I cant fix it

>>81802939
What do you think is a worthy path then