Thread 81794416

>took a shit
>shit clumped up all over my hairy asshole
>wiping completely ineffective
>had to take a shower just to clean my shit covered ass

>>81794416 (OP)
The children yearn for bidets

everybody whines about their asses but people still don't have bidets. such dumb people are the americans

>>81794416 (OP)
I'm so happy of being mostly smooth, this sounds like a nightmare

>>81794499
Curse my hairy asshole. Such a pointless area to have hair.

>>81794416 (OP)
get a bidet anon
they are neat and hygienic and clean

>>81795726
It's not allowed to get a bidet in the US. Like you can technically purchase one and there are no laws against it, but if anyone ever finds out, you'll get beaten up in the streets and called a Euro faggot for it. The people who do the installations aren't to be trusted either and will often leak the names of their clients to social media. You need to purchase that shit discretely and install it by yourself.

>>81794416 (OP)
Stop using soft toilet paper, get that cheap single-ply stuff, this issue disappeared since I made the switch and I'm never going back.
Never get dingleberries or anything now.

>>81794416 (OP)
>>81794540

I, too, hate being a fleshbody that has to eat, shit, pee, fart, and undergo all manner of bodily functions. The human condition is truly disgusting and horrifying if you think about it. We are a pile of flesh and bones inundated with blood vessels to form a mechsuit that protects the central nervous system. Fucking Demiurge and his gay material realm.

>>81794416 (OP)
Don't listen to the bidet faggots
Shower works fine

>>81795929
I don't get how a bidet doesn't just blast the shit everywhere, plus I wouldn't feel clean without soap anyway. I just time my daily shower with my daily shit.