Thread 81794846

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Today I wanted to buy aspirin in a kiosk but they didn't sell any, so the old woman gave me some of hers for free. I have not experienced kindness in a long time.

Guy at work is ugly spotty gremlin with the personality of a wooden spoon yet somehow is well liked and even has a girlfriend. I just don't get it.

>>81794846 (OP)
>>81794852
last time I went I didn't manage to make any but second time has worked, I am buzzing I am

few drinks in honour are chairman
shout out britfeel drinkers

Vadge

Love having anxiety for no reason. Why does this happen?

>>81794890
Faj

>>81794866
I take this every day. Supposedly it's extremely good for you and is not just a painkiller.

>>81794891
Had anxiety all me life been on Sertraline/Prozac for 15 years now. Life on anti depressants fuck me. Autism did a number on my life.

>>81794891
idk but its probably something to do with modern living, cant be good for you. I get it when I have nothing to do which is fucking terrible, I work to have nothing to do and when I have it I get anxious.

was life ever good, for any generation?

blad you should not be panicking over the potential ofcom invasion
if 4chan is down, and you panic, it means you're dependant which is not good

>>81794984
not really, suffering is part of being human, no matter when you were born you'd suffer in unique ways

>>81794947
Same. Been on many many different antidepressants over the years and none of them seem to work. Same with the tism n all its fucking shite mate.
>>81794959
It just randomly springs upon me I have no control over it. Might last for a few mins or a few hours. Those Propanalol tablets do fuck all.
>>81794995
Kek I dont think it was over that Ive had it for about an hour now. Might go away when I go to sleep and wake up tomorrow.

Picnotrel.
Ye olde choon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6xMOTjLIaY

>>81794995
>if 4chan is down, and you panic, it means you're dependant
this is like the only outlet for socializing for many here, lass

Sure I heard this song on here first. Good little song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSCQLEzm0nw

imagine if you walked down a corridor, opened the door, and it led to the SAME corridor.

I am done. If there's anyone in the thread (lurker or poster), nighty night.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jcu1AHaTchM

might make pie and chips, although i've already had dinner today and just ate 3 slices chocolate cake.

feel like proper fat cunt i do

>hear happy people outside
>close window

Turns out I can see the moon from the kitchen window. It big. It pretty.

>>81795209
Mind when he was missing on the news,,was weird
>>81795274
Nightx

>>81795284
women dont like fatties

Went for a nightwalk, heat was unbearable even outside

>>81795297
My mate was talking about the moon tonight [we have conspiracy style chats once a week or so], saying it was rising fast. I don't know, as per usual I was sat at the PC.
>>81795304
>Mind when he was missing on the news
Nah didn't see it.
I'm off now, was just listening to the last choon.
My thermostat is saying 27c. Mental stuff.

>>81795330
18 degrees up norf it nice and cool now it lush.

>>81795297
Yeah it's rising now, earlier it was difficult to see

>>81795356
24 outside, 27 in the house down souf

>>81795044
Mirtazepine works for me, its not an SSRI.
Just makes you hungry all the time so it may or may not be for you.
Pregabalin is good for depression too, you'll still be depressed but have the energy and focus to do things to pull you out of it. Sadly, its hard to get prescribed as now schedule II

>>81795329
just by NOT CARING what women think, women will like him.

>>81795366
Seeing a psychiatrist on Monday to discuss some things I think they might change my medication once again. Fucking sick of it. I think Im just going to have to accept that these antidepressants dont work or theres something else going on up there.

Wonder if Eva wears the iron cross to work. I bet normies think its a nazi symbol.

>>81795462
Eva doesn't go to work as such, he's a self employed guy from Glasgow

>>81795433
Hope you can find something that works.
It'll be grim if 4chan gets banned because I do think the socialising I do on here helps a bit even if we're all nutters.

>>81795433
What do you mean "up there"? There's a lot reasons someone can be anxious, it's not all "psychiatrist" and taking magic pills.

>>81795514
Up there as in my brain. Ive felt like this for the past 15 years.

>>81795532
>>81795514
Just want it to stop and have some stability in my life for once.

>>81795532
So your life is making you anxious, instead of making any changes to your life you think some tablet invented by big pharma will just make everything better instantly? How so? That's like how heroin addicts live, grim life, but the drug makes them feel good. It hasn't actually fixed why they feel bad in the first place.

Good day! How are you? Are you well? Would you be so kind as to fwd 200 billion to the fine people of Fairfax County McLean VA? You don't know how much this means to me. And to them. We love you.

I was getting sad as hell thinking about the unrequited love i had towards a female friend when i was a teenager.
i havent spoken to her for a decade but id still consider her the best friend i ever had.
thinking back on it, im kind of grateful i managed to find someone who could make me feel that way about them beyond physical appearance even after all these years, it helps me cope with the feeling of heartache.
Emma, i hope you are doing well but im sure you are since you were always a very bright person and i hope you carried your kindness through this shit world like a ray of sunshine.
I do miss you every now and again but it was probably for the best we stopped hanging out.

>>81795574
maybe i don't want the people of Fairfax County to be happy.
maybe i'm just that bitter, Satoshi-san.

Shippy was known as Pappa Rodger on another online community

>>81795580
Beautiful sad post lad. Wish you all the love and luck in the world

>>81795556
No idea whats making me anxious it just happens randomly, the mental illnesses probably arent helping. Also I will take anything that makes all this bullshit go away just dont care anymore Im running out of options.

Missing HHL me. Wonder what he's up to 2nite. Probably smashed or getting a bag in with his mates. He leads a decent life compared to us loners with no friends

>>81795619
thanks lad, likewise to you.
gotta know when to step back, no matter how painful it might be to lose a good friend, you cant force what aint there.

Just rewatched Our Little Sister (2015) and feel depressed yet hopeful at the same time. Beautiful fucking film indeed. The Wapanese sure can make 'em.

>>81795633
think he mentioned something about going out on Saturday in /brit/ the other day

>>81795580
I had an exact same situation and the love I had for this girl I have never knew again. I couldn't concentrate in school, couldn't sleep, couldn't do anything without thinking about her to the point it was making me completely depressed. Don't think I'd even want to feel like that again it was sickening.

28.5 in the bedroom, ffs.

How much more clockmaxxing do we have to do

>>81795672
Mate that's fucking brutal. Any airflow at all? Godspeed.

>>81795633
Hello samesean. Trip on nappy on little lad.

>>81795672
My condolences fellow Souf FC

>>81795655
its very painful.
i used to hate it as a teenager, a few years after not talking to them i wished id never met her just to stop the pain.
but as an adult i think you have to view it as a beautiful sadness, you were lucky enough to meet someone you could genuinely see yourself loving forever and you appreciate the good memories you have of being with them, even if it does make you sad.

Haven't kissed a girl since I was 11. Grim. I can still remember it vividly. Went out with a girl from the next estate over and we made out every day for like a week. I remember it felt really good. Then I went to big school and my life became awful.

>>81795633
Wonder how Steves doing.

you havent gone to bed yet have you?

HHL took a punch square in the face because he was the only one to stand up for and defend Britain when nobody else could be bothered. He a hero.

Was going to shag a lass tonight but then I remembered that my sex license expired last week and I need to get the renewal form countersigned again.

>>81795766
you shouldn't be remembering stuff like this, lad.

>>81795795
i'm a qualified sex registrar. trade you for a Cash Converters countersignature? (we can split everything 50/50)

>>81795797
Why not? It's a good memory from my childhood. Not like I'm sitting here wanking over it or anything. Fuck sake.

>>81795809
I'd love to mate, but unfortunately I lack the requisite shoes with which to leave my boxroom.

>>81795778
Must have been about 9 foot tall to reach his face considering the length of his neck.

>>81795766
Iktf
Will nvr recover from the trauma if going to skewl
Never ever

>>81795828
you'll get your shoes after i get my money. ker-peach?

I had sum plans for tonight byt i didnt know its 2am already.shall be a strawbs + netflix night nd ikl try again tomorrow

>>81795820
it's your only mental blueprint for kissing a lassie. bit weird.

All hail Butchercel Shippy

Prosecutors have filed to seek the death penalty against Shippy

>>81795856
Not my fault it's the only time I've kissed a girl. I was a primary school chad and then a secondary school spacker. I never recovered.

Shippy pure kitchencel. never seen him eat anything that was tobyslop or processed food.

Shippy's trademark is leaving a single baked bean in a surprise orifice of his victims.

>>81795910
don't worry lad maybe they'll trial a new form of electroshock therapy that can delete these 'happy memories', Eternal Sunshine style.

the 'has-bean' killer.

heatwave has finally caught up with me, think this is it lads

My head is empty tonight x

Can't believe I'm being put to death here for having memories of kissing a girl when I was 11. Bet she never even thought of me once in the 19 years since but for me it's a core memory.

Thank you granmama for beating hard enough with a wooden spoon
Now I won't ever question the existence of god ever again

>>81795997
i pronounce it 'mer-ee'

>>81796018
sorry lad but if you weren't a you-know-what-you-are, you'd have 1. kissed women and 2. not be thinking about kissing little girls.

>Bibbit
wasn't this that website to get on MSN through a web browser?

>>81796037
My grannys name n my auntys name</3

And my grannys mammys name actually

Good evening sir. We've got a lovely course of meds at The Home that will get rid of that sadness with great haste. You'll forget all that's worrying you after a long comfy course of barbiturates.

>>81796099
>>81796103
wait does this mean your mother and her sister have the same name?

Hard to imagine what life will be like in 10 yrs

>>81796108
No my grans mother.Had the same name as my gran.My great gran

>>81796105
>barbiturates.
cor they don't make em like this, any more.

>>81796110
>life
>in 10 yrs
there's a frog giving out barbiturates. no need to carry on that long.

>>81796105
Thank you very much for helping me Sir Spacker

Might play my 3DS in bed

Lots of drunks causing havoc at my work tonight. And yes, most of them were wearing trainers.

If u had one of those last names thats like a first name,Nobody could stop u naming your wean the same name twice like mario mario

Think i like my middle name more than my normal 1 desu when i think about it

Too hot in my little room x

Does that frog have an official name? Hes been up to all sorts of things from a factory worker, to a butler to a mental health support worker the list goes on.

>>81796217
Frog Frog, i believe.

Got a craving for something thats blackcurrant

rare 3 a.m. crying from the downstairs neighbour's baby, just as a treat.

Shower has made me sleepy

>>81796304
kick its head in lad

>>81796217
He's an Apu. There is deep Apu lore in /britfeel/.
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/search/text/spacca/

>>81796364
Thank you for posting I now have hours of entertainment catching up with years of lore from our good friend apu.

7 years of frogposts

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HVX80UpMPDI
>I don't care what you say anymore, this is my life
>Go ahead with your own life, leave me alone

Tonight is organic strawbs frm tescos.I wasnt looking forward to them that much but theyre bloody nice desu.x

Fink i will have to move on from secular places like this soon enuff
Thats my feelings lately
Am not saying its impossible to live in both worlds but for me its not possible,,,ave tried
Theres stuff i should be doing every day that am neglecting,bc i cant multi task
It sad bc i enjoy myself with different stuff but yea.Thats my feelings lately

Sleeping pattern fucked once again. Sat downstairs having arguments and debates in my own head about various topics for 40 mins. Fucking hell my brain is cooked.

>>81796665
>>81796671
so. i heard there ISN'T A GOD.

discuss.

>>81796685
this post is god testing our faith, dont fall for it you pair of spazzers

1 more cuppa
Am v stuffy n sniffly tonight

Im a little teapot x

Hair lassie said everything happens for a reason x

Sun's out

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2fTbSb4TFU
Bet he looks absolutely fucking hilarious on this, like an elephant riding a cat, saddle disappearing up his stinky fish arse crevice.

Hair lassie said everything happens for a reason
But HHL's in nappies, shouting "brown man treason!"
Crying for assistance, dignity forgotten
Shippy's bean-shaped head has gone completely rotten

Hair lassie's wisdom echoes down the hall
HHL's waddling, ready to fall
Shippy's mind spinning, skull shape's obscene
Life's tough in nappies, or a head like a bean

gf's cat took a fat shit on the bathroom floor

Ave done a number on my wee brain w/ all the nonsense over the years. Its sad x

I think i could confidently renounce 50% of what i podsted between like june 2024 up until about i was gna say November, but more like February, just before Lent. The reason i know that is bc June is when my Alcohol relapse started nd I dont trust anything i said under demon drink possession. I was also on diazepams most of that time still.Well it wasnt just an alcohol relapse either.The reason i was drinking in the 1st place bc id just got aff 5 years of Buprenorphine which is a opiate thats like 50x more potent than morphine in my system every day for 5 years.Which was to get aff other stuff in the 1st place.The withdrawals from that was easily a month straight.From May 2024 to June.Thats why i caved in nd jst went Fuck it ill drink to get over this,then stop drinking when i dont need it anymore.But i jst kept going.Haha. I am much happier off booze now. Nd just feel like my mind is clearer. Nd i trust myself as a person more when am sober nd I trust what am saying more. So yea.

>>81796837
Time to act like a grown up. Get a job, move out, start a family.

Probly more like 99%
But the sad thing is its not jst last year nd this year at the end of the day
Hope i can live more clean life soon

Away to bed, night night x

Look at this bullshit. Got on the news again. Trying to avoid paying tax. Her dad is making a fortune running all these York pubs. It's not COVID anymore. Business is booming in York. It's a tourist hotspot.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cvg8llxmnx7o

>>81796877
I dont finknthats a option. Nobody's gna give me a job at this point. I want to do something more positive in some way thou.

I miss her so much lads. It's hard not to feel anger.

>>81797008
It's your fault she's gone

>>81796806
He going places on that e-bike. Tour of Dorset coming on strong.

itchy scalp

>>81797044
I don't think so lad. Her passion is alcohol now. She never cared after all. Just another middle class lass who pretends to care.

>>81797154
care about what

>>81797154
You should start drinking classic ruth style

Garn down sarnie shop classic HHL stylee once it opens and that is what we say - LUSH.

>>81797160
She never cared about doing it long-term. It was just a short stint, a way to make some money. When you're 18, you make silly decisions. She will make no more you know what videos. Too many lads demand too much of girls. They're not objects to lust over... they're human beings.

>>81797261
bacon and egg mutty if you are offering de lid

>>81797227
It would be a terrible idea for me. Depression with alcoholism would definitely make my life worse.

love drinking, me, i really do, couldnt cope without it

>>81797273
Good. I'm glad she's gone so weirdos like you lot can't stalk and obsess.
Honestly. Getting in your feels with someone youl never ever know. Grow up.

>Has never ridden a bike before
>Buys 1k electric bicycle
>Can barely get on the thing in the first place he's so fat.
>Already calling it his 'Beer Bike'
>Doesn't know its illegal to be drunk and driving them too.

Going to be hilarious watching the Bike Arc.

>>81797343
It sad lad. I got no one. No lass will ever love me. It's not even worth the effort now this late in the game and my state of mind.

>>81797416
its not too late x yo have to stay positive minded like SSM

Imagine going on bbc news to shill your pubs and make out pubs are struggling. Does anyone believe this?

>>81797433
I don't want a sad life like him. He is too alcoholic minded to realise it.

>>81797465
SSM has a better life than you, pal

I wonder if not posting about her would have made any difference. Like surely I can't just influence randoms decisions can I? I don't believe that. She was probably going to end up this way anyway.

>>81797490
He costs the state more. I am better.

>>81797416
Yeah. Sad for her. Harassed out her hobbies from you lot. Grown men who can't understand boundaries.

>>81797522
so? his life is still far better than yours

>>81797571
Lad her life is easy mode. There is no need to be sad.

Really is sick how the incels on this site chased a young lass out of one her favourite hobbies. She turned to drink to cope with it. Fucking awful.

Would you give Lena Dunham oral?

I will never work. Can't make me. Enjoy your two days freedom wagies. The very thought of working makes me feel sad. Rather be dead than slave away in a mundane low paid job for decades.

>>81797583
I'm not sad. I just loathe you incels

>>81797601
How is sexualising yourself a hobby? Is that all females can do these days?

>>81797616
I will enjoy it laddie cheers. After all I have a life x enjoy your bedroom this nice hot day

me and ruthlad going on holiday in cambodia together

The fact is welfare is there to be taken advantage of by the low iqs and those that don't get the social benefits from working. Not everyone has a passion to work anyway. Some just don't find anything appealing. Being unemployed shouldn't be stigmatised. There are more people than jobs in this country. FACT.

Now go pay your insurance to keep men like me distracted with video games. Go keep up your "social status" and be in a competition with everybody. Life's just like a video game.

>>81797616
Everything you don't have in life is exactly what you deserve. Have at it son.

>>81797661
I don't want to be a passport bro. 'Love' shouldn't be on the other side of the world.

>>81797630
>After all I have a life
You're on r9k at 6am.

content by mongs for mongs

>>81797681
Enjoy maintaining an expensive car, enjoy caring about possessions. I'm a minimalist. I pirate everything apart from vidya.

>>81797618
There is no need to be sad for her. She has a very privileged life.

Ruthmong has a better life than you lot

>>81797695
Yup. Laying in bed. Been awake since 5.
>>81797709
I will enjoy it all laddie thank you. Except the expensive car part. Used cars all the way.

>>81797720
so do you. your parents pay for everything and let you live rent free

>>81797720
No. That's what you assume. Whether it's true or not is neither here nor there.
Fact is you don't actually know these people despite fantasising about them 12 hours a day.

>>81797727
I don't think so.

>>81797736
That's their decision. They know I wouldn't get better if I were thrown out on the streets.

>>81797736
Facts de lid. Having parents that love you enough to keep you housed and fed is a huge privilege.

>>81797767
>That's their decision
doesnt change the fact that you have an incredibly easy life compared to most people

>>81797759
Lad her dad makes hundreds of grand a year and now he wants more by paying less tax.

>>81797807
You pay for nothing. Not even the internet your using. I hope you at least tell your carers that your grateful to have them.

>>81794662
evie would lick the coke bag

>>81797828
If I have no internet I will go mental to be honest. They use it anyway these days.

>>81797844
Your already mental. There's no way you can actually get worse.

hope shippy is feeling better today x

garn watch some asmr now and bed. nasty lads in here.

>>81797873
Tell your parents you love them. One day they won't be here.

>>81797614
Rather shag a twink than that fat cow.

>>81797873
We are nasty because we don't get sex and love like everybody else.

>>81797882
I kms when that happens.

boob job for evie

>>81797896
Can't hack it without your privileges huh?

Enjoy your YouTube videos laddie. Seriously.

hate bints with aritifical lawns.

tired of everything, time to die

>>81797919
That's the beauty of life. It doesn't need to end on nature's terms.

>>81797947
If you say so de lid

Actually want an electric bike

Ssm not messing about.

>>81797942
just existing while normies get their girlfriends and holidays. it's best to rot and not contribute. that way you know you aren't paying for anyone.

Wifeberg just squatted on my face and made me lick her delicious fanny then left fuuuuuck blue balls de lids

>>81798063
Could we be seeing a new ssm arc developing? Biking channel when?

>>81798074
>it's best to rot and not contribute
youre the prime example that thats not a good idea

>>81798082
There's an alternate reality where this leads him down a life of fitness in his 50s.

When you can'tthink of how to sort your sad life out but it's too late now anyway. Wageslavery is not going to make me better.

Not sure I wanna drop 1600 squids on a bike desu haven't been on a bike in 20 years now I think about it

for real though evie is vulnerable and naive, she's at risk of exploitation, she needs to leave, but it's so hot seeing her corrupt herself and become more degenerate

>>81798095
I couldn't bare to pay taxes towards females and sex getters. It's only right society pays for incels like me.

>>81798114
Are you feeling better today, Shippy?

>>81798127
10/10 now thanks.

>>81798125
Society doesn't pay for you. Your parents do.

>>81798130
malverns on the cards today? it saturday

>>81798176
I think so yeah. Brans on toast first though

Branston beans are the best beans

Shippy the anal pirate

eats beans, head shape like a bean
coincidence?

He's a natural born bike rider, he wanted to be a professional bikist his entire life but when he go to cycling school they call him Eels on Wheels and it utterly destroy his confidence. He always dream of doing the Tour de France but they destroyed his hopes. He used to cycle everywhere as a kid, it why he so fat now.

PLAYSTATION DAYS ARE OVER.
https://youtu.be/4IQqInyOoDM
PLAYSTATION DAYS ARE OVER.

He skint for another eleven days, he needs a cash injection, the Playstation has to go, it not for him, it could be for you, it could be for me but it's definitely not for him. He get top dollar for all his video games. He not being skint for almost two weeks. He needs some new bits for his bike. Playstation days are well and truly over, his cycling days are here

polymarket on when he gets another playstation?

>>81798412
Once the cold dark nights set in he get a new one.

ssm is too heavy for a normal bicycle, it would break

>>81798395
Genuinely wondering if he'd sell me his bike. Bet I could get it on the cheap for cash. Fare distance to travel tho

>>81798434
ask shippy to pick you up

>Article about pub landlords struggling yesterday
>Someone says Ruth's dad is whining despite being rich
>Thought this was a generic comment about pub landlords complaining
>Read the article again
>It literally is Ruth's dad in the article

>>81798531
Link to the article, lad?

>>81797860
Yeah feeling better. My cold is a lot better but still lingering a bit. However I only got about 4 hours sleep last night so still a bit rough, garn secure that nappington later

>>81798075
>made me lick her delicious fanny
Jealous desu

>>81798176
That wasn't me, but I had a look at the forecast and it's meant to be 35 on the Malverns today. I went for a flat nightwalk last night and that did me in. Climbing a hill at 35c would kill me.

>>81798451
Would do this just to meet SSM IRL

Wonder if Ruth ever told her father about her stalker

>>81798541
This was front page news yesterday, someone linked it in the thread and started going on about how greedy Ruth's dad is, and I assumed it was just a comment about pub landlords in general being well off and complaining, only just realised today it's literally him

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cvg8llxmnx7o

>>81798567
>I only got about 4 hours sleep last night
Up all night shagging? ;)

Yet another /britfeel/ gimmick making national media

>>81798588
I wish, been years since I spent and entire night shagging. Was just too hot

>>81798582
Mental, time really is a flat circle

>And there are firms that own thousands of pubs and are occupied by tenants - often referred to as a "pub co".
>Some tenants are also obliged to buy the drinks they sell from the same company. In some cases they are responsible for the upkeep of the building too.
just make this illegal

you don't rent a house and get told you've got to buy your shopping at big tescos you can't go asda
if they're just renting you the pub they cant be telling you where you can and can't buy your booze

>muh pubs
kill all alcoholics

Very foggy up here. Hope the sun comes up

>>81798818
>Very foggy up here
Proof?

Very groggy up here. Hope I can get some sleep

Very boggy up here. At least the heat will dry the ground out

imagine what chika's bedroom smells like in the morning

Very soggy up here. Time for a nappy change

>>81798832
Can't really be arsed to do that

Just go on online and where you see the fog youl find my house right slap in the middle

>>81798878
Probably stale cum and booze

>>81798891
Youre a house owner?

>>81798891
Hull? That's literally the only place with kist according to the met office, or maybe Aberdeen

hull a shit

>>81798923
You got it right. Didn't think you would if I'm being honest lol

>>81798973
Had to be near the coast, it's just wall to wall sunshine everywhere

what does it feel like to live in hull?

>>81798992
Yup. It's always like this after a very sunny day. It usually burns up before midday tho.
Don't mind the silent hill vibes but I do prefer the sun.

me and shippy masturbating while looking each other deep in the eyes

>>81799007
Fuck knows. Am in Aberdeen.

>>81799007
Don't live there but having visited a few times I'd say it's an above average city

Ready for another summer weekend alone posting on 4chan. king?

>>81799023
I'm flattered BN. Up early aren't you? You're generally quite the night owl

>>81799025
is that a picture of you? really ugly

>>81799051
>alone
lots of other lads here so not really alone

>>81799054
No lmao. I'm a handsome chap

>>81798596
ruth is probably drinking him dry

>>81799099
>I'm a handsome chap
Proof?

>>81799114
Come to my door. It's the one bang in the middle of the fog. Il get the kettle going.

>>81799999
Maybe britfeel can claim this get?

>>81798063
Lmaoing at this bike thing desu. But I don't follow him enough - does he just return these idums for a full refund or something? If he's buying things and selling them to CeX for a loss every week how is he not totally skint by now idgi.

>>81798897
Havent drank a drop in ages my lid.

The usual 16 hours on /britfeel/ for you today Shippy

>>81799153
he gets them on credit on his neighbour's address

>>81799158
Well how long can he get away with that
His idum days should surely be over by now

1600 quid for a bike tho

>>81799158
it's his own address but different names and dates of birth

Was this the most sinister Shipanon post?

>>81799158
Sometimes he Omar Muhammad
Sometimes he Mark Edwards.
Sometimes he live in Swanage
Sometimes he live in Nottingham.

>>81799213
Shippy belongs in a category A prison

hes unironically a nonce, mental

>be me
>be too hot
>have le cold shower
>bliss.rar
>get out of shower
>instantly too hot again

I curse the vile sun.

>>81799276
cold showers dont work

>>81799155
Might be pushing 20 as I'm getting very little sleep lately

>>81799276
Eat ice cubes throughout the day.

>>81799213
we get it lad you like thinking about kids being fucked

>>81799297
You're right. Cold showers trick your body into conserving heat as well as causing minor vasoconstriction which reduces blood flow thereby reducing your body to pump your warmer juices to the surface to cool naturally.
You throw your metabolic process entirely out of whack by dousing yourself in cold water then going back to 25c+ heat.

Hot coffee. Let the body cool itself down.

>>81799339
we get it lad you like defending paedophiles on the internet

>>81799369
we get it lad it's your justification for thinking about kids being fucked

Significant and I mean significant amount of spam, personality impersonations, drama, childish insults etc have dried up over the last few days. Just a coincidence that it corresponds with a certain someone being banned is it not?

https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/53541263/#q53541339

shippy doesn't like this one bit.

>>81795698
I had a fan blowing cool air for a bit, but as soon as I turned it off, the heat came back. Slept on top of my covers. Still said 28 when I woke up (just now).
>>81795710
I'm oop norf in Yorkshire.

6 yr old paedo drama

Known Shippy filenames (He's abandoned most of these now). Look for yourself, make up your own mind.
17j7na.jpg
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/search/filename/17j7na.jpg/
The Cross.jpg
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/search/filename/The%20Cross.jpg/
1503546136_1503523206361.jpg
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/search/filename/1503546136_1503523206361.jpg/
Banbury_816b9b82-aa8d-4c76-94c4-2ca5db424eaf_1024x1024.jpg
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/search/filename/Banbury_816b9b82-aa8d-4c76-94c4-2ca5db424eaf_1024x1024.jpg/

gimmicks
modi.png
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/search/filename/modi.png/
disgusted-face-640x425.jpg
>lord lucan
mw89520.jpg
Lord-Lucan.jpg
OHMSS-WESTMINSTER.jpg

notable posts
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/53587604/#q53589338
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/53541263/#q53541339
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/53395245/#q53396648
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/53228356/#q53229218
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/52932452/#q52934732

The most worrying post is this one
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/53076118/#q53080524
>Eventually after about 2 hours of frantic searching I found a picture of her at her 28th birthday. Crisis averted
Anyone else think it's odd that it took 2 hours to find a) find a picture on instagram b) figure out how old someone is any other way
Anyone else think maybe he just added that bit at the end and he is actually a nonce who literally raped a school girl

And this one is concerning, it's just the one word
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/53292729/#q53297065
>16 would probably be the lowest I'd go
>probably

Shippy used to be a paedophile but he's a changed man now.

>>81799443
He went from Beast of Banbury to Boon of Banbury in under a year, he went up Malverns, he go visit Toby, he reformed man.

Looks like someone is set for a big day in his room posting on britfeel

Incoming
>You'll be here to rad it all little lad

>>81799433
oh wow shippy wont like this post

Shippy you fat balding nonce i hope the police catches you soon

>>81799470
wrong image, little lad

Holy fugg, obsessed much?
What a stalker.
>>81799433
I think you need help, Mr Archeiver.

>>81799486
/britfeel/ Loremasters never forget when he shitted up dozens upon dozens of these threads with his pro paedo drivel and his lawfag sockpuppets causing a janniegeddon. It was actually tiresome to see every thread filled with up to a hundred posts of his talking about young lasses then rage baiting other lads into responding to him, he was so persistent that the other brit threads on other boards called us a nonce general. It took him having an absolute meltdown before he was issued a permanent ban.
We remember.

>We never forgive
>We never forget
>Expect me to be on 4chan all day everyday

Left or right lads?

>>81799518
I remember the time, but don't remember a perma ban being issued. And with him posting a lot now, and knowing what you're like (I'd say you're the randal poster), it would have been reported. There was never any CP posted, just his gimmick, so where did this "permanent" ban come from?

>>81799553
>Left or right lads?
Neither.

>>81799553
both too old for shippy

>>81799557
He made this post on Moni's blog the moment he was banned. Moni was more active then.
Then his parents died and he moved into their house, got a new IP and has been posting ever since.

>>81799608
>>81799557
Furthermore, that's why you will notice he stopped using all his prior identifying images he used to post pre-permaban; so that he wouldn't be issued a perma ban once again when the janitors recognise him.

based loremaster exposing shippy for the nonce he is

https://www.oxfordmail.co.uk/news/10618931.the-scales-of-justice/

>Mycoplasma Haemofelis is a bacterium that attaches to red blood cells and causes Feline Infectious Anaemia. Fleas and other arthropods are the source of infection to cats. If left untreated, up to one-third of infected cats die from severe anaemia

Bobbin lingers by the fire.
Fleas heaping up his funeral pyre.
Greedy Shippy eats more pies.
No Frontline as Wee Bobbin dies.

Does Shippy's employer know he's a paedophile?

>>81799608
>>81799629
I'm trying to think back through the years and timeline it, but my memory is bad now. I can't (but did just look through the archive) remember any sexual stuff involving kids. Those posts aren't a justifiable cause for a perma B&.
>>81799718
I think it's wrong to mock him for this. Or use this in any way.
And done on caturday. A little poem as well, you rotter.

>>81799766
Paedo and animal abuser by most metrics. He posted regularly about disputing age of consent and was found to have neglected a kitten to the point that it had to be put down. Bobbin would likely still be alive now if he'd bought some flea treatment.

Don't like when workmen are at my house. It unwomfy feeling watched and judged.

>been awake almost 60min, and not posted a choon.
LET'S FUCKEN GO!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DX3o1O8ZsTw

Is life too short? I think it is.

>>81799813
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/53541263/#q53541339

I repeat.

Nobody wants to visit /britfeel/ for a bit of comfy posting, maybe some frogs and casual chat with the other denizens and then encounter a poster posting about age of consent and nonce bullshit. It's as simple as that. You pop into post in brit/feel/ for some womfy drivel and you get slapped with illegal depravity. It's not right.

>>81799007
Why do you ask? It's meh

Iced coffee
Bio and me granola with fage Greek yogurt
Plenty of water with electrolytes

okay lets get this hangover gone frens.

Laughing at the early saturday morning Shippy obsession

>>81799916
not really early anymore is it though? nearly 11 am

Anal might be for you but it's not for Shippy

Always he deals with these people and I just stand there doing the dishes in the kitchen like a mysterious weirdo or something without saying anything.

>>81799855
No details of anything sexual, so not ban worthy IMO. He's implying something, but it's nothing illegal.
I know you love this stuff (complaining about shippy), but I can't be arsed. You're right about comfy posting, and, I nearly said you're stopping me from comfy posting, but immediately thought, I'm stopping myself from comfy posting.

me and shippy are rewatching "lola rennt" later today

Unbearable heat

>>81800028
He looks really ugly in this picture desu

>>81800044
He got that Roman nose.

might move to western australia

might move to western sunderland

might move to the west country

Always felt like I should have been born Australian but something glitched out and here I am

might move to the west highlands

>>81800088
>>81800109
beautiful, very nice

Morning lads. Here's to another lovely day of britfeel posting

>>81800133
Not really morning anymore though is it

>>81800146
11:30am is considered morning I think de lad

morning is 5am to 11am

>>81800146
>>81800185
Its still not midday you mong, its still the morning time

>>81800197
if you can't get maccies breakfast its not morning

>>81800176
so if 00:01 to 11:59 is morning is 12:01 to 23:59 evening? idiot

>>81800207
the afternoon and evening

have you suffered a massive head injury recently lad?

Sniff and worship

>>81800207
What is it right now then smart guy?

>>81800240
early evening

what does this mean
im lost

18stone mark would pop the bicycle wheels?

Chilled choon, poifick for a warm summer day.

>>81800289
Oh fugg, I forgot teh song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9JwC3_24tk

>>81800285
On a road bike with skinny tyres?
yes, they are mostly rated to around 13-15 stone

Would need a mountian bike or fat bike, something with big wide tyres tbqh

>>81800295

This bike. Is it a road bike?

Any plans today lads? I might start it off with a wank and go from there

>>81800282
Why did you delete the post?

>>81800282
Afternoon m'lady

2 minutes to finish your brekkies spakka trays.

might get into day trading

>>81795532
>>81795556
>>81795630
Some mental conditions are thought to be caused by a combination of life events and a genetic disposition.

E.g. pic related. D is genetic disposition, and S is stresses in your life. If the cup overflows then you lose your temper with life. Two people could have the same stresses, but if one person has a greater genetic disposition towards anxiety, then they will be more anxious, despite both people having the same stresses.

>genetic differences account for about 43% of variance in panic disorder and 28% in generalized anxiety disorder
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anxiety#Genetics

>>81800310
Just done my exercise routine, now havinig a marihawana cigarello, then I'll see what I feel like doing. Might have some food, then I want to play some vidya.

Songnotrel.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-MZ1rsSrq5Q

>>81800282
are you wearing it today

>>81800304
No lid its a hybrid (basically a mtb with some slick tyres for more general commuting etc)

its also electric which is cheating but they are fucking based to ride tbqh

It should hold the weight, double check on the sidewalls of the tyres, they will tell you the max load at a certain pressure

>>81800310
Going down shops for tinnies then watch the tennis.

feel bloated af my lads need to degas

the loneliness will kill me off one day x

licking the sweat off of eva's pale petite body whilst fingering her gently

>>81800361
NTA but I thought it looked like a mtb with road tyres, and also the rear hub bit looks quite big, but I then called myself a clueless cunt, as I don't really know about this stuff. Picsortofrel

Let's have another choon.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5j4l_NdkYMQ

>>81800377
Her tits will kill my willy tbqh de lid. Paizuri insneed.

>>81800310
woke up, went on a walk and did some shopping, ill clean the flatlingtons then play guitar, gonna make a clarse pasta later, boring but comfy.

>>81800390
that cat is dead now :(

>>81800386
it IS basically a mtb with road tyres tbqh lad
Big off road knobbies slow you down on the pavement/tarmac, slap a set of slicks on and its much better (you cant really go off road anywhere on slicks as you will mostly just eat shit and crash due to no grip)

The rear hub is an e motor hub but i cant see a battery anywhere for it unless its hidden in the frame which would be pretty neat

Wonder if HHL feels rough af

no doubt HHL is here right now wishing he could post lmao

fuck HHL, goose necked parasite

HHL has quit britfeel to give his rap career another go

Too hot to leave the house I reckon. Shops later when it's less intense. Might have to be.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lfBdGT4dn4E
Sod it, DOUBLE CHOON POSTING
(clean version)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WqHQ_wWbG9Y
>>81800404
Hopefully it had a good life.
>>81800413
Th ebits in blue look a bit bigger than the others, and not in a structually integregated kind of way.

>>81800446
it will only get hotter as the day progresses

>>81800451
When the sun is lower it won't be as bad.

marching orange order cunts tbqh

You lads got much on today? X

>>81800446
it was 17c at 6am this morning, 27 at 11am

its a betty swallocks kind of day de lids

>>81800463
they will all be hung over, dehydrated and sun burnt to all fuck today lad kek

Neighbour filling their hot tub. Might report them to the council.

>>81800466
It is indeed. PS5 heats up the room too, just makes things worse. Garnnnn be on that ice cube grind.

>>81800466
Not got that AC on today? Chilly in my room

sunset in newcastle

>>81800481
Corr on the Tyne

evie post your plug

>>81800473
Some will have asbestos in their lungs too judging from the news.

>>81800465
Was gonna go out on an adventure today but just don't have the energy. Just garn chill at home

It's the 12th so I shall he staying inside to avoid the roaming packs of drunken gammons.

Some flashing images, but this is another great choon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atV9Rbpfhbc
I wonder if in an alternative reality (where there's a fork in the road/choice to be made, like in an interactive novel) there's a world without music?

>>81800515
Ahhh fair enough mate too hot to move x

>>81800490
same every year lad, the Catholics are upset because the prods are the centre of attention for a few days

The weeks leading up to the 12 are just filled with shit stirring news articles getting upset over the environment, the traffic, the drunks, the mess etc

The the protestants do not give a single fuck, they will continue to stand in fields and drink while burning stolen pallets, then march around for hours on end the next day until the end of time

>>81800552
Cope. Sentiment towards Unionists has changed drastically over the past 10 years. We don't want them and England doesn't want them. They are an embarrassment. Funny how you say catholics when that has fuck all to do with it. Unionists are dying out and they are screaming louder and angrier because they're on their deathbed screaming for attention. They can have their 12th I don't give a fuck, their comeuppance is coming.

tired tired tired but at work, AFF in an hour though

>>81800569
People have been saying this for fucking years lad

>>81800577
Yeah and Sinn Fein got a majority in the government. It's changing it's just slow. For what it's worth I am all for them lighting their bonfires and shite but I just wish they were cleaner and better regulated, don't think that's too much to ask to be fair. Don't even know if I'd vote for a United Ireland when the time comes, all the facts and benefits and negatives would have to be considered. The Republic is a shit show at the moment with immigration too.

This weather, amarite.

>>81800613
Chilly in my room

Proper knackered after this ludicrous week me

Shall be unwindan and relaxan for the next 24-38ish hours

>>81800635
How so de lad

>>81800635
We'll put you down as surprised.

butt slut desu

>>81800649
Got that portable AC on full blast haven't I

buttplugging eva

>>81800673
given my shaved arse a test run just now, it's 10x easier to wipe without a hairy arse, what an experience

Just have Chika's arse hooked up to a funnel and a fan to keep me cool and the room smelling nice.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIG4TgmisIU
>>81800676
Holy shit, the rumours are true, y-you're really a man?

balding chika

evie is a good girl

Sweaty female arseholes

Eva is hot as fuck. Corrrr. Just imagine her on this sweaty day all sweety and smelly and tasty. Licking her all over, playing with her vaginal clit and having a suckle on her honey filled nippleinies. Oh my days!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6eqZHvpAbss
>>81800705
>Eva is hot as fuck
We all are. The bloody forrins brought the weather with them, ffs.

Nu twed

>>81800723

>>81800727
Still got 100 more posts to 500, I'm staying here. 400 anxiety lad isn't even in this thread

bit warm innit

>>81800705
settle down, b lad