Thread 81797259

Being married is a brutal experience for a man. Women just let themselves go after a few years of marriage. They act all pleasant and dress pretty when you date them. Then after like 5 years of being married to them, they stop acting pleasant. They stop dressing pretty, they stop taking care of themselves. Then they just get fat, act moody and bitchy all the time, and just become rotund, deadbeat layabouts.

They stop being sexually appealing, they stop being sweet and pleasant. And they basically just transform into a fat, ugly lazy roommate who takes up resources. It's just fucking brutal.

This is what happened to my wife. I've been married to her for 5 years, and she's gone from being a beautiful, attractive woman who was bright and full of energy, to some lazy, overweight crusty looking loser who watches TV all day and orders Door Dash.

I've tried getting her to do things. I've tried taking her out places. I've tried getting her to be more active and take more of an interest in her life. And I just get shot down every time I try.

I cannot take it anymore. I am going to divorce her. I've already got divorce papers. And yes, I'm probably going to get eaten alive financially with this divorce. But it's honestly better to lose all my shit and start again than to live another day with a useless fat beast. I swear, I'll never get married again.

>>81797259 (OP)
Well naturally you signed a prenup in your larp so you can leave her ass.

>>81797259 (OP)
What kind of old fart picked these photos thinking they represent a downgrade?

>>81797259 (OP)
Did you try to talk to her about how you feel anon? If so, how did it go?

Any advice to any never-married anons?

>>81797332
>OP is reddit spacing bait
>this reply is reddit spacing bait
is it all not real? is the braindead internet theory not that dumb?

>>81797259 (OP)
>With makeup and hair styling
>Without makeup and hair styling
reddit spacing, go back

>>81797351
>Reddit spacing
I don't even know what that is.

>Any thoughtful reply is "bait"
Your brain is damaged.

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>>81797364
It's not thoughtful. Or you at least missed the thought that it "was" married boomer complaining on incel zoomer imageboard.
>I don't even know what that is.
why are you using double endlines?

>>81797280
>married 5 years
He's lost I think

>>81797375
Whatever do you mean?

I really don't get what's your issue here.

>>81797259 (OP)
Did this happen to you bruh

>>81797418
People repost things from reddit and/or twitter (as indicated by the double newlines) just to shitpost the imageboard and waste time. Reddit spacing for those people who don't know

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>>81797439
Translatinx lol

>>81797371
No! He's not a man. A man should be proud of building his own family and should focus on his family / legacy instead of chasing "fun". I'll take meaning over fun any day, wtf is his problem?

>>81797332 I've tried so many times to talk to her about her laziness. She's gotten to the point where she hardly showers. She wears the same old, smelly pyjamas day in day out. Every time I talk to her about it, no matter how kind I am with my words, she does one of two things.

She either cries and storms off, then comes back and says that I'm a bad person for bringing up what she does. Or she'll start an argument by attacking something that's a very sensitive topic for me, such as my family.

I've just gotten to the end of my rope with it. She's not going to change. She's just going to get worse.

>>81797439 Yep pretty much. I'm living in hell bro.

>>81797482
Bitch is right this time doe. Don't take lifetime vow if you don't want responsibilities.
>>81797505
you

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>>81797505
>not showering
She seems mentally ill anon, maybe depressed even. Have you gone to therapy together?

>>81797259 (OP)
the wife is hotter, doesn't look like a fake plastic artificial kardashian LARPing bitch

>>81797418
>>81797447
You you should have realized that he was trolling here.

>>81797541
Her ass better stink.

>>81797259 (OP)
Shamelessly cheat on her and don't even attempt to be sly about it. It's justified in this scenario.

>>81797259 (OP)
This is a sucker mentality. You have to be a wise enough man to know what you're investing in. Before you settle down with her, you need to make sure her hobbies align with yours, that she understands your interests, and that she's addicted to sex and orgasms. You need to confirm she cares about her health, has a good diet, and is goal-oriented.

The only thing that's changed on my wife over our 12 years together is her waist got wider. She's the same weight she was when we started fucking as teens. Men who pick loser wives deserve it.

>>81798383
>Before you settle down with her, you need to make sure her hobbies align with yours, that she understands your interests, and that she's addicted to sex and orgasms. You need to confirm she cares about her health, has a good diet, and is goal-oriented.
This is pretty much asking for a man in a woman's body. I'm genuinely happy for you that you hit the lottery and found your unicorn, but it's rough out there for guys.

>Boomer rightoid humour
>"I hate my wife"
Lol?

>>81797259 (OP)
>And yes, I'm probably going to get eaten alive financially with this divorce.
Get her to cuck you so you get it all.

>>81797447
That's not reddit spacing, newfag. We've been typing like that since the beginning.

>>81797259 (OP)
But what if I want a fat wife huh? I want my gf to finally let go and stop worrying about being fat, and let herself grow into the 400lb girl she's meant to be

>>81797505
Hardly showering means she is ripe and probably smells good down there. Try giving her head? Gaining weight is sexy too the ideal weight for a woman is between 300-400. What is the problem exactly?

>>81797259 (OP)
>both are attractive
tired of this shit, some guys are just gay

>>81797259 (OP)
this is from a show and this only happened because her husband went blind, once he gained his vision back she started taking care of herself again

>>81797259 (OP)
>I'm probably going to get eaten alive financially with this divorce
Probably not. Most of the time guys get btfo because they didn't prep for divorce, get hit with papers, and are too spun out to mount a proper defense of their shit. Since you're initiating, you should be okay if your lawyer isn't a schmuck

>>81797259 (OP)
Right is cuter, real is cuter and more intimate. I do not compromise on this. Getting fat and lazy is inexcusable, but makeup is literally fake and gay.

>>81797259 (OP)
right looks unironically better to me.
this isn't some cope or me trying to virtue signal or anything
I just hate makeup so goddamn much its unreasonable.
1) the mean girls in highschool wore makeup, the nice ones didn't
2) I've seen so many videos of the ugliest motherfcking women transforming themselfes into makeup beauties that my brain automatically associates all forms of visible makeup with a post-wall mid 30's woman trying (and failing) to look like she's early 20 again.
I literally couldn't get it up with her on the left, I probably could with the right.

>>81797259 (OP)
BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH I DON'T CARE I'M GOING TO RAPE THE WOMAN IN YOUR OP IMAGE THANKS