Thread 81797377

This guy is 25 years old, how do you stack up?

I dont have a face covered in ginger pubes so p well I think

>>81797377 (OP)
>video games are calling

based

>>81797377 (OP)
>25 yr old aged like shit
Is this why zoomers seethe over age gaps?, because it reminds them that they are ageing poorly and their women prefer millennial chads?

>>81797377 (OP)
hes 25 and his hairline already looks like that.. I'd rope

>>81797398
how did you manage to connect the op post with whatever you just said
people on this board, bunch of fuckin spastics i swear

>>81797414
Because picrel is a "pedo" hunter that just so happens to be a zoomer that is aging like shit so my comment was relevant to the post

>>81797429
>BRO SHES 18 AND YOURE 20 THATS CREEPY BRO THATS WEIRD
Now if youll excuse me, i have a diaper to shit in

>>81797377 (OP)
25 looking 50, fat and balding.

>>81797414
Everyone on this board got pissed off by an anon and is now wanting revenge on random anons that had nothing to do with it lol

>>81797377 (OP)
Strong scotch Irish genes on this lad. At least he can grow a beard.

>>81797377 (OP)
I can't tell if he's jacked or just has wide shoulders, but I bench more than my body weight and have a better hairline plus I'm not ginger.
I'm also not an age gap retard and I'm rawdogging the fuck out of my underage gf as soon as she turns 18 (I am 20)

I am 25 and people tell me I look like a 14 year old (as in weak and malnourished facially I have grey hair already)

I'm pretty sure a 13 year old would beat me in a fight

>>81797377 (OP)
im not bald and i look much younger by he could crush me with two fingers

>>81797377 (OP)
I would look like a midget if a sea monkey like me stand next to him

>>81797377 (OP)
jeez, I am tweleve years older than him and I look younger than him. Gingers really do age the worst out of anyone.

>>81797697
Didnt you already have a gf?

>>81797846
I rejected a woman at work who was enamored with me for no discernible reason basically because she was a tubby ginger and this just screams "white trash" to me for some reason.

>>81797862
>Didnt you already have a gf?
No, I didn't

>>81797889
I thought you said you already slept with someone

>>81797909
I'm sure there are other sea monkey than me on this board

>>81798132
you're THE sea monkey

>>81798134
Yeah but I never said that I slept with anyone. I'm a fucking virgin

>>81797377 (OP)
I'm skinnier, therefore healthier.
He likely has more money than me though so it's not like I'm bragging.

>>81797377 (OP)
holy shit why are zoomers aging so poorly? They look terrible

>>81797377 (OP)
If he shaved off the absolute metric fucktonne of pubes from his face he would look more his age
but clearly he has that gigantic pubic beard for a reason
bro is probably a total chinlet underneath

>>81797414
>eeerrrrrm why are you not engaging with my ragebait exactly the way i wanted you to????

>>81797868
Gingers are for fun not long term, should have just pumped and dumped if it's not serious of a job. One teacher who used to be a ginger was completely gray by the age of 50.

>>81798262
they don't believe in sunscreen, so they look wrinkled. I was afraid zoomers were going to beat me in looksmaxxing, but they are so retarded, that I am winning.

>>81798262
They live a stressful life

Being ginger is not bad

>>81797377 (OP)
There's no way this guy is only a year older than me I thought he was in his 30s.

>>81800619
he was a football player so maybe he took steroids

>>81798409
With that hairline and all that weight he really wouldn't look much better, he might look like a rough 35 instead of a rough 40 like he looks now.

>>81797377 (OP)
Makes me look like a twig to be honest. I'm 25 and look much younger than him but that probably leaves a worse impression on women. Better to give them the ick than being perceived as non-threatening.

>>81797377 (OP)
I thought he was my age, I'm 35, if I wasn't balding I'd look 20

>>81797377 (OP)
Genuinely mogs me to hell

>>81797377 (OP)
>morbidly obese
>visibly balding in mid 20's
>Unkempt facial hair to hide weak chin, and seem manlier than he is.
>"ironic" gamer graphic tee
>Ginger
Why do these pedo hunters look essentially as bad as the mouth breathing retards they catch? You look at how fucking ugly this person is, and what do they "make". Ah yes, softcore scat porn of some double digit IQ pedo shitting into a diaper on camera. I have to wonder if this dude at 13 was like,
>When I grow up I want to be associated with some retard shitting in a diaper on camera the rest of my life
Ugly people create ugly things. No exceptions.

>>81797377 (OP)
As a 40 year old man, he looks like me.

>>81797377 (OP)
lol why do zoomers age like shit. That guy looks 42. I can see why the seethe when a millennial says they look 20 something at 30 something. Cause they look 30 something at 20 something.

So this is the guy calling you unc.

Potatoes can be salty if you add salt

>>81797377 (OP)
>liver shot declines the call
Sublime!

>>81802622
I Iove this meme

>zoomers having cheeky banter between each other
>seething gen y manchildren with peter pan syndrome barge in to cry about how they actually look like teenagers and bring up shit like pedophilia and some other random meltdowns
I dont understand why millennials are so insecure about looking their age.

>>81802652
Seethe zoomer seethe. The eternal millennial is simply superior to your trash can generation. Its a simple fact.

>>81797377 (OP)
i was balding at 22 but i'm 32 now

Eat your vegetables in butter. It makes them more palatable.