>anons unironically think girls will never fall in love with them
>they are genuinely oblivious to their external and internal beauty
>they have no idea just how happy they can make someone
>they, in all unironical seriousness, don't know that they're the dream guy for many girls

my mom told me my eyes are brown because im full of shit
shes right probably

>>81799240 (OP)
Well lots of serial killers are dream guys for a lot of girls
I haven't killed anyone but other than that I think like they do and agree with everything they did
It should be legal to kill women

>>81799240 (OP)
>they're the dream guy for many girls
I'm an ugly, broke, autistic, old dude. Also probably dying. I don't really have any positive qualities. I'm too flawed. It makes sense why I'm alone.

I had a girl fall in love with me before. The problem is I'm fat and ugly now. No, I won't go on a diet.

>>81799240 (OP)
I mean, I was severely depressed and thinking how ugly I was, then my now gf told me I was her perfect guy, she fell in love with me after a day and is as obsessed with me as when we met.

Honestly, dating advice is "just be hot and interesting". Do it and someone will like you

>>81799240 (OP)
too late, I had already adapted to life of next to no social contact and I'm not sacrificing my career and my free time for muh gf

>>81799240 (OP)
Holy shit please kills yourself I hate you why are you mocking me like this

>>81799240 (OP)
the only time girls like me is when I'm angry, busy, and ignoring them completely. or she's obese. or obese AND black.

>>81799307
I'm not mocking you, anon.
You're locked inside your own sadness and pain.
I'm showing you that reality isn't what you think it is.
You are lovely in so many ways and can bring more beauty to someone's life than you could ever possibly know.

>>81799361
Go die. I hate you so much for doing this shit. You know exactly what youre doing.
Ill humor you though, Ill pretend youre being genuine.
Youre not showing me anything, youre just telling me things, just saying words that arent true and will never be true. You wouldnt be able to list off even a single way that Im lovely or how I could bring beauty into someones life even if I asked you to, so that means youre just assuming these things about me based off of what? You dont know me, you never will know me, so you dont know that these things are true. In fact, me being on this website at all should be grounds for you to assume the opposite.

>>81799410
I know more than you think I do, and your post just proved to me that I was exactly right. You show intelligence, depth of feeling, and complexity. I knew nothing about you before, that's true, but I do now, and you showed numerous traits that make one a good romantic partner. It's actually kind of funny that you set out to prove that you have no good qualities and just proved the exact opposite.

>>81799410
you will never allow yourself to be happy and that is your fatal flaw

>>81799240 (OP)
>love
I dont believe in love, especially in the modern world with modern humans
>beauty
My "beauty" is my indomitable human spirit, my perseverance, the fact that I never give up on anything - but then the other side, they abandon me and leave me to rot, alone and afraid
>making someone happy
if we go by my friends, i'm the life of the party
if we go by my family, i'm the only who's around that actually helps
but I myself have never felt happiness and I'm tired of making everyone else happy
>dream guy
I'm a fucking nightmare
I'm sick in the head, I've vented to a couple bpdemonss and they told me I'm *too* much!

>>81799240 (OP)
>they, in all unironical seriousness, don't know that they're the dream guy for many girls
Ahhhh stop it. Don't give me hope.

>>81799240 (OP)
Love is inherently a selfish act from both parties and usually starts off with shallow criteria being met.

>>81799437
You pulled up one of these worksheets, glued it to one end of your room and threw darts to see which 3 traits you would assign to me. And you will do the same for the next person that enters this thread, and the next, and the next.
Generic, could be applied to anyone. I will leave now.
>>81799445
Ive heard this phrase before but as far as I can tell its meaningless.

>>81799240 (OP)
>anons unironically think girls will never fall in love with them
Das rite
>they are genuinely oblivious to their external and internal beauty
We have none
>they have no idea just how happy they can make someone
You cant make a girl happy if youre poor, ugly and boring
>they, in all unironical seriousness, don't know that they're the dream guy for many girls
Yeah im sure there are sooooo many girls dreaming to be with some loser or some boring ugly poor wagies.
Wake up, real life isnt an adam sandler movie

>>81799240 (OP)
I'm brown. What now?
>Inb4 date someone of your own rac-
Shut the fuck up. Brown women do not want me, white women act nicer

>>81799519
>>81799520
>>81799502
did u ever even try to have a good day

>>81799502
>Youre not showing me anything, youre just telling me things, just saying words that arent true and will never be true. You wouldnt be able to list off even a single way that Im lovely or how I could bring beauty into someones life even if I asked you to, so that means youre just assuming these things about me based off of what? You dont know me, you never will know me, so you dont know that these things are true. In fact, me being on this website at all should be grounds for you to assume the opposite.
Intelligence, both emotional and otherwise.
>Go die. I hate you so much for doing this shit. You know exactly what youre doing.
Emotion.
>complexity
Hard to point to anything specific, but intelligence and emotionality always combine to form complexity.

See? Imagine if you used that emotion to give a girl an intense and passionate relationship. Imagine if you used your intelligence to understand her heart. You're designed almost perfectly for giving someone a good relationship.

>>81799575
This is nice anon

>>81799555
Idk what a good day is

>>81799240 (OP)
I am a dream guy only in someones nightmare. With that said to hell with your false hope thread. My value is not defined by how useful I am to society or if females like me or not.

>>81799575
Nah. Emotions are too much work. Instead, I'm gonna touch your butt.

i have a proximity disorder where i start to viloently spasm when touched by other skin, i lterally physically cannot cuddle or hold hands without painfully spasming

>>81799240 (OP)
My gf is like this, she wants me to believe im attractive and should have confidence. But i know shes just saying that to be nice. Foids are incapable of being truthful and only want to appear nice while being demons deep inside. Ive had my entire life to learn i am unattractive.

>>81799575
you're kind of hot

>>81799240 (OP)
>>81799437
I love your people of your kind. Many robots on here have been demoralized for years, even their whole life, but you try your best to tell them that the qualities they exert negatively to the world can become a positive with the right outlook, some hope and a little bit of work on themselves.
People don't realize how quickly things can change when they try and give it an honest shot, even when they're nowhere near perfect. Others crave the same things they do and it can be enough to put in effort and show yourself to others to bring forth happiness you and others, a win-win situation.
I hope you take care of yourself the same way you care for others, cause you deserve nothing but love and happiness for your help.

>>81799737
boo hoo oooooh oh nooooo you have a nice person say nice things to you but.........YOU DONT LIKE IT BLOOO HOOOO HOOOOOOO OOH NOOOOOOOO

>>81799827
And yet, if you ask OP to date us, she'll just go "umm no I meant that you're perfect for other girls not for me :)" and go fuck a dozen Chads

>>81799839
yeah so what? no really, so what? are they obligated to fuck you? Why dont you just fuck yourself instead, lol :)

>>81799857
she can either be my girlfriend or she can fuck off and die.

>>81799892
why dont you fuck off and die
oh wait you cant because you are stuck here with us until you get old, THEN you can die, lmaooooooooooo

>>81799910
why are you defensive of the whore

>>81799839
I mean, she can't date everyone, can she. She seems like she wants to help at least and she seems vastly more empathetic and helpful than the average person, so I don't see a reason to put her down.
You can definitely find people to date that aren't her as well.

>>81799930
im not, im just intentionally offensive to you because you suck, and i dont like you personally, lol. You just suck, i dont care about OP at all, i just want to insult you specifically. Fucking loser, retarded manchild. Lel :)

>>81799240 (OP)
This is all no matter. I'm robot. Machine! I don't need love.

>>81799240 (OP)
I am going to refuse to believe this as it's easier to convince myself that I'm unlovable than that I've missed out on love.

Average Fed making sure people stay within the system:

op is trans and looking for a man to buttfuck him

>>81799575
>You're designed almost perfectly for giving someone a good relationship.

but why? what do i get out of it? i would never feel happy or comfortable trying to live side by side with someone else; hence they wouldnt feel happy either. I've already spent my entire life solitary and independent, for folks like us its just too late, anon.

>>81799240 (OP)
In my heart of hearts, I believe this.
However I hate myself.

Women want to be friends with me but they would never in a hundred years want to date me, i literally jerk off to fat chicks and trannies

As if. If they won't fuck their looks-match anymore, they certainly won't fall in love with one.
Two decades of inceldom have taught me to never expect love or loyalty from a foid. I just want to fuck one a lot before she inevitably leaves.
I know that she will never be mine; I just want to actually get 'my turn', damn it.

It's tough when we feel the same thing but our mirrored vindictiveness built us walls of protection and ---------

>>81799240 (OP)
I believe you OP. Someday.

>>81799240 (OP)
I believe you OP. Someday each of us will make somebody happy.

>>81799240 (OP)
Then why am I a 24 year old KHGV? I'll tell you why, it's because I've been fat most of my life and still am.

>>81799240 (OP)
>they are genuinely oblivious to their external and internal beauty
>they have no idea just how happy they can make someone
>they, in all unironical seriousness, don't know that they're the dream guy for many girls
Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.

And (You) are a troon, so your opinion does not matter to me.

>>81799240 (OP)
If I had a daughter and she got a boyfriend like me, I'd think I failed at raising her so hard that I would hang myself. I'd be happier even if she married a drug addict hobo.

OP with all due respect i refuse to believe there's a girl out there who would accept me after hearing my opinions on most things. And i ain't talking myself down i think i am completely in the right. It's just that those opinions are so different from the norm that it scares people. seen it firsthand many, many times

>>81799240 (OP)
>>they, in all unironical seriousness, don't know that they're the dream guy for many girls
HAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
That was a good one, 100 % posted by a man no woman can make such funny jokes.

>>81799240 (OP)
>don't care
>don't care
>2025
>women can ask out guys.
Just do it solve everyone's problems. Stop fucking talking since your words mean nothing.

Lying, gaslighting and false hope is even worse than the usual demoralization.
Please stop.

>>81799240 (OP)
VERY TRUE, A MAN LIKE ME? HEIR TO VIC RATTLEHEAD AND MASTER OF GIBBITUDE? THE MAN WITH THE MACHINE GUN WHO WAS PSYCHICALLY ADMINISTERED THE BLUEPRINTS FOR THE 3-D PRINTED GAUSS RIFLE?

I'M A PRIZE CATCH. THE QUESTION IS: DO GIRLS REALLY DESERVE SUCH A HANDSOME, LIBIDO-FILLED SUPER SAIYAN SUCH AS I? I THINK NOT.

>>81801464
Have thay gauss rifle stuff? Been wanting to work on something like that. Going to 3d print a coil winder at some point but I need it for 0.2mm wire trying not to snap that has been a bitch

the problem with people is that they think being overly nice to get something in exchange is the answer. honey, we can tell you're opening that door for me just because you hope to get in my pants by doing so. try being genuinely nice to people.

>>81801747
Yup do that easy. Hold open doors for guys don't open them for women. Help guys put regularly don't help women. After all I like genuinely being nice to people.

I keep getting ghosted and all the semi decent woman are taking. I'm seriously considering paying for an A.I gf.
I know I'm ugly.

>>81801747
I am genuinely nice to people and people are nice enough back but you need way more than that to get a relationship. If you're ugly and autistic, you can be as good as you want. You're still gonna be fucked.

My biggest dream is to have a girl love me, specifically an /r9k/ posting girl

>>81801722
>Have thay gauss rifle stuff?
ONLY ME. BECAUSE I'M THE FUCKING KING.
*SPLITS YOU IN HALF WITH DESTRUCTO DISC*

I think you underestimate my autism and the damage "enthusiastic consent" has done. A woman can literally take off her undies and get in bed with me and be like "I just like sleeping with no undies, it's more comfy" and I'll be like "that's fair" and fall asleep. She can invite me to do yoga at her apartment and I'll be like, "No thanks, I'm not into yoga." She can mention that she likes cum facials and ask if I'm busy and I'll be like, "Yeah, I'm busy" without even connecting the two thoughts.
None of those are hypothetical.

>>81799240 (OP)
Sir, you will not be able to convince me that a woman is capable of loving me romantically, of wanting me sexually, etc.
Just stop, I'm tired of your forced hopium, just let me rot and die.

>>81799240 (OP)
>they are genuinely oblivious to their external and internal beauty
This one is particularly wrong. Anons are hyper aware of their external and internal appearances, it is this extreme internal overthinking that leads them to have a host of mental illnesses like low self-confidence and high social anxiety. Normal people, the ones who don't have low self-confidence and high social anxiety, are typically totally unaware of themselves or of things going on around them. Their calm and confident self-image comes not from hyper fixation, but from NOT fixating.

Anons are over here breathing manually and trying to figure out what to do with their hands, while Chad is just vibing and running on autopilot.

>>81799240 (OP)
I'm a short, black, autistic freak of nature with a fucked up voice. Yes, it makes perfect sense that is be pessimistic

Why do normies bother posting shit like this? We all know full damn well that neither party believes any of the shit they're spewing, what are they hoping to accomplish?

>>81802102
As r9k posting girl i would preffer to be DEAD AND KILLED BY A DOG than to date someone from here you guys are full of hatred and treat woman like shit

>>81802230
well I think its mostly true, to most girls, any guy from here is a disgusting freak they wouldn't touch with a pole. but to a ton of girls, anyone from here would be a godsend.
think about it: commited guy, devoted to become financially stable and supporting a life together, sexually active and kinky, intelligent at least to some degree, funny meme humour, many girls would enjoy that.
IF she were to meet him under the right circumstances.

I just started talking to a girl who shares interests and thought processes with me I didn't imagine possible. Talking to her so far as been as easy as having an internal conversation with myself.
I've got an actual date with her irl on Monday so pray for me that I don't frig this up somehow.

>>81802244
I'm nice and don't mistreat women though

>>81799240 (OP)
I just forced myself to pretend I am a faggot instead.

>>81799654
>whats that? whats a good day?

Very sweet thread.

Very stupid thread.

>>81799240 (OP)
2 things
1st you are not a girl
2nd you dont look like that