Thread 81799483

I'm an incel bottom and I wish I had an incel top roommate to completely sexually satisfy. I would suck your cock on command, when you're playing vidya, when you're watching porn or looking at hot girls, absolutely whenever.

>>81799483 (OP)
you're not a cute twink so that rules out prison gays who'll be interested in you

>>81799483 (OP)
If youd be willing to remove all your hair from your body then honestly Id be down for this.

very based honestly
when i was 16 i went on a date with a guy from r9k and he was cute but he didnt wanna tap jailbait

>>81799501
this
>>81799529
what a pussy

>>81799541
>what a pussy
i dont blame him. i think maybe he wasnt actually as gay as me and hanging out in the public park with me and my dog just snapped him out of prison gay but ah wel.. i got a lot cuter and glowed up cause of that rejection

>>81799483 (OP)
sorry, botnon. i'd probably just want to chill, hold hands, and cuddle most of the time

>>81799567
are you trans now?

>>81799642
yeah but that came a little later. at the time i just got a good skincare routine and exercised more.

>>81799671
cute
you still looking for a horny robot like op?

>>81799703
well op wants a top, right? i think that he and i wouldn't be compatible

>>81799751
He means are you looking for same thing as OP you dumb bottom.

>>81799759
im sorry i just got confused

>>81799483 (OP)
man i fucking hate all of you sex this sex that always sex sex sex what if i want a fucking HUG or a CUDDLE for once in my shitty ass incel loser life i don't want any fucking sex i want affection i want love for fucks sake

>>81800686
Sucking dick is the ultimate cuddle.

Just move in with me

>tfw no incel bottom to satisfy me when I'm bored

Why live?

>>81800777
You could just sit back and look at hot stuff while I took care of your cock.

>>81800722
no man its not. having some hypersexual idiot on your cock while your heart feels like dying inside and your pleas for anything outside of sexual stuff gets ignored or belittled really just makes you wanna yourself

>>81799762
damn moron

>>81799483 (OP)
same but im >>81800574 tier so lolmao

>>81799483 (OP)
I'm one tier above >>81800934 but you don't live near me

>>81799483 (OP)
same boat.
would be even better if he forced me to take estrogen and be a girl for him. fuck.
>>81800777
damn why are there no guys like you near me??

>>81801008
>would be even better if he forced me to take estrogen and be a girl for him. fuck.
Gross. Please just get soft the natural way.

>>81801008
>damn why are there no guys like you near me??

I do not put myself out there, it would be impossible for you to find me even if you were down the road from me.

>>81801160
damn, how do I find someone like this to do me like I asked where I live then??
I'd be happy with something online too.

How many bottoms want hypergroomed tops and how many want stinky tops

>>81802136
Stinky is a lot

>>81802136
stinky for me, thank you very much.

>>81802099
I have a pretty big inhibition which stops me from trying to find people to sleep with. I suppose if you gave a signal I could go for it.

>>81802278
like how?
I don't get it.

>>81802150
>>81802190
excellent, I shall be a stinky top.

>>81802320
>excellent, I shall be a stinky top.
I meant you gotta be showering

>>81802403
with water, yes.

>>81802320
excellent
>>81802403
sometimes, yea

>>81799483 (OP)
only if i never have to look at or touch your dick. also don't want you making any noise while you suck my cock, don't want to hear man voice as i'm cooming to ryona for the 5th time today

>>81799483 (OP)
If you can hold a job, we could make this happen...

>>81802887
I hope you don't mean just me working lmao

>>81802915
No! I have a good, secure job. But if I'm getting a robot roomie, I'd want them to have a job to pay their part ofc (sucking my cock isn't your job)

>>81802944
I'd want to pay my share, so I guess it depends on how often you'd have me sucking your cock.

>>81803110
At least twice a day plus cuddles (non-negotiable)

>>81803246
Cuddles make it too fucking gay sorry.

>>81803311
Cuddles AND kissing

>>81803332
nta would but you're not pitching your tent in my home LOL

>>81803359
you wouldn't want me to pitch a tent?

>>81803374
anon... that'd be gay.
there's just the one man in this relationship. just do your part and be *cute*, okay?

>>81803431
thats fine for me!
I'm >>81801008
not OP

>>81802944
>(sucking my cock isn't your job)

>>81803483
It's not! Pay your part of the rent and then you can come suck on the pp

>>81803374
I took it a little far lol, sorry
>>81803453
sorry I'm not into drugs like that ^^' I'd be fine getting you to do various kinds of flexy exercise & diet but estrogen is a bridge too far, even if you're already doing it yourself

>>81803690
why?
boobs? soft skin? love it
the only downside I can think of is getting even more emotional and weaker, anything else sounds pretty great to me. I really don't care about anything masculine in me, I'd happily get rid of it for the benefits.

>>81803713
I'd buy you estrogen and all the cute clothes you could ever want

>>81803722
whats the catch?
that sounds too good to be true

>>81803713
I'm just not into ppl doing bodymods with surgery or drugs, gives me the same ick as cutters. ick.

>>81799483 (OP)
I wish I could get sucked by a /r9k/ poster

>>81803750
>same ick as cutters
damn you would hate me then. I stopped doing it though, in my defence.
only surgery I want is for my face, I guess.
but fair enough!

>>81802136
how about just normal

stinky play disgusts me

>>81803737
The catch is I'm ugly

>>81803774
me too.
I wouldn't care at all.

>>81803780
Then there is no catch I guess...

>>81803790
if you don't mind it either?
lets go chat

>>81803886
I mean...
I guess other "catches" would be sharing a single room apartment with me and cuddles every single night

>>81803949
single room is fine, as long as I can have my own blanket. cuddles are nice, I take all the cuddles I can get.
just use me to have your cock sucked whenever you feel the need and I'm a happy camper.

>>81803886
be careful out there anon, that guy is gonna try to lick you and fondle your chest if you're not careful

>>81803977
Don't spoil it!

>>81803966
I think we'd both be happy campers then

>>81803977
woah, you think so?!
that'd be pretty hot
>>81804038
yay