how tf are men supposed to compete with female sex toys?
this shit is like 9 inches long and vibrates forever so long as its got battery WTF
its over for men

none of those toys are 9 inches and most of them just focus on the clit or g-spot

>>81799707 (OP)
my 10" dildo feels great but it cant pin me down or slap my face. also you cant relax fully and need to fuck yourself unless its some fuck machine.

>>81799707 (OP)
Use them on her, dummy
>>81799778
Is pinning a woman down, her letting go, and you going at her just the thing

>>81799707 (OP)
yeah i am in love with my vibrator i use it once a day if i had to choose between
>you can use vibrators but will never have sex with a man for the rest of your life
>you can have sex but you can never use a vibrator again
i would pick the first without hesitation

>>81799925
luckily in real life you can find a dude and get him to wear a vibrating cockring and have a toy on your clit at the same time.
maybe a buttplug to for good measure

>>81799707 (OP)
In the same way that women compete with porn.

>>81799707 (OP)
Is that a fucking lipstick?

>>81799707 (OP)
I don't know either so I "joint the other team" and got top left, hehe :^D

>>81799707 (OP)
Being born a girl in today's society is fucking amazing man, and they still manage to find a way to complain.
>no pressure to have a career, can always marry a dude who's obligated to take care of you because he's a man
>can get dick within an hour from dating apps, unlimited choices
>tons of different sex toys that stimulate in different ways, better than a human ever could
>multiple orgasms
>play games and be cool instead of a stupid nerd who has to grow up
>always people who want to do team games with you and carry you
>can show emotions and receive support instead of "man up"
>get high paying positions in a company because they need to meet a quota of females
The list goes on and on. Only downside is periods and not being able to easily pee wherever you want.
>>81799989
Vibrator disguised as one so they can keep it in their bag for emergency cummies
>>81799999
Checked

toy has no emotions to it, no warmth or sexy words
you do and can do the same things with your tongue, dick and fingers as good as any toy

>>81799707 (OP)
You forgot to add a picture of today's fucking machines. Girls don't even have to do the work then.