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Anonymous No.81801810 [Report] >>81802016 >>81802774
Captain
Ive sighted the pansexual therian non binary queergender socialist transsexual lesbian alliance and person of color ship .
Anonymous No.81801916 [Report] >>81801947
Yes Mr Spock we had better_.. DO something before_. They _.. leave the atmosphere set phasers to maximum u little green eared bitch b4 I__ pistol whip u like ur daddy shoulda shut UP sulu u little chink slut u can get it also
Anonymous No.81801947 [Report] >>81802043
>>81801916
Affirmative captain. Arming photon torpedoes. No woman would want me because I am too logical
Anonymous No.81802016 [Report] >>81802063 >>81802070
>>81801810 (OP)
Fake and gay show I believe in true Science
Anonymous No.81802043 [Report] >>81802144
>>81801947
Fire at will Mr Spock
> troons explode from docking bays
At any rate I know a nice little vacation planet it's nothing a little horgan can't-
> Q zaps into existence kicking cheqov in the face
I've heard ur deep concerns my Vulcan compatriot and I present to you your new loving wife DhaQkhelgar of house grunk you'll see the Shapley lumpage of her forehead is quite becoming
Anonymous No.81802063 [Report] >>81802107 >>81802165
>>81802016
As a man of science and reason you would agree the pansexual therian non binary queergender socialist transsexual lesbian alliance and person of color ship
Is a threat to us all
Anonymous No.81802070 [Report] >>81802107
>>81802016
Fuck up plebby philistinic nigger ywn b captain material
Anonymous No.81802107 [Report] >>81802212 >>81802212 >>81802445
>>81802063
>>81802070
This guy had a Medical degree and his best friend in Hollywood was gay so again fake and gay show
Anonymous No.81802144 [Report] >>81802212 >>81802212
>>81802043
Captain my forehead veins are throbbing. I recommend transporting Lieutenant Uhura outside the ship before we engage warp speed.
Anonymous No.81802165 [Report] >>81802258
>>81802063
Spock! You point eared hobgoblin, if we attack them then the hijabi trigender transracial neurodivergent anarchist polyamorous confederation will declare war on us!
Anonymous No.81802212 [Report] >>81802467 >>81802474
>>81802144
Your impeccable foresight astounds me again Spock but _.. first get mcoy up here and let him have his way with the shebeast .. riza is a nice planet we don't need another Lenny the ripper episode if u kno what I mean they_ don't do well people don't want Sherlock Holmes they want me cowboy space aligning for an hour straight Shakespeare stylez best 2_. Get it out of his system now

>>81802107
It seems this intruder is having some kind of break with reality spocky take scans for brain worms and faggot space aids and throw him in the brig >>81802144
Your impeccable foresight astounds me again Spock but _.. first get mcoy up here and let him have his way with the shebeast .. riza is a nice planet we don't need another Lenny the ripper episode if u kno what I mean they_ don't do well people don't want Sherlock Holmes they want me cowboy space aligning for an hour straight Shakespeare stylez best 2_. Get it out of his system now

>>81802107
It seems this intruder is having some kind of break with reality spocky take scans for brain worms and faggot space aids and throw him in the brig
Anonymous No.81802258 [Report] >>81802293
>>81802165
It is a calculated risk. We must destroy them before the Chinese lgbtqia+ NAACP gynesexual bi curious aclu Androsexual mlp gray sexual adl bisexual union of greater Black Lives Matter hears about this
Anonymous No.81802293 [Report] >>81802390 >>81802390
>>81802258
You and your "calculated risks!" You must be out of your vulcan mind! The Chinese lgbtqia+ NAACP gynesexual bi curious aclu Androsexual mlp gray sexual adl bisexual union of greater Black Lives Matter was in the midst of negotiations with the Federation! If they so much as suspect we played a part it is assured destruction! I hope you know what you are doing.
Anonymous No.81802390 [Report] >>81802424
>>81802293
>>81802293
I am a man of logic. The pansexual therian non binary queergender socialist transsexual lesbian alliance and person of color ship has only one ship in this quadrant. The hijabi trigender transracial neurodivergent anarchist polyamorous confederation is too busy fighting the Jewish African European pro abortion Union. The Chinese lgbtqia+ NAACP gynesexual bi curious aclu Androsexual mlp gray sexual adl bisexual union of greater Black Lives Matter fleet can only engage in warp 6 and is led by a loose alliance of annual ritualistic pegging and fisting
Anonymous No.81802424 [Report]
>>81802390
Very well, I did not want to do this but it seems we have no choice. I've been cooking up a chemical weapon we could use against them, it would render them completely impotent and destroy their libido, without the ability of engaging in their ritualistic orgies their society will collapse, it is the only thing that has maintained harmony between them.
Anonymous No.81802445 [Report] >>81802474 >>81802490 >>81802491
>>81802107
>nukes ur planet
Mission accomplished. Take us away Dax.
Anonymous No.81802467 [Report] >>81802512
>>81802212
You're the dumbass Who watches a show That they go to each different planet that has different technology better than them but somehow Survive it and there crew never die because they speak their language no wonder show got canceled
Anonymous No.81802474 [Report] >>81802512
>>81802445 >>81802212
Captain I am sending another life form that needs transporting
Anonymous No.81802490 [Report]
>>81802445
The gayiesh show 30 minutes in ship Gossiping and the other 20 exploring
Anonymous No.81802491 [Report] >>81804173
>>81802445
I'm with this nigger we got alien cooze 2 explore scientific styles
Anonymous No.81802512 [Report] >>81802581 >>81802590
>>81802467
I can't_ hear you over.. what a huge gay faggot loser pussy bitch u r u_.little homo get off my bridge before I slap u with the captains log
>>81802474
My god man it could be another busty Klingon engage buffer patterns immedietly
Anonymous No.81802581 [Report] >>81802751
>>81802512
So your telling me you like this show because They can get us situations By talking The same languages as the aliens like wtf fake and gay show
Anonymous No.81802590 [Report] >>81802656 >>81802751
>>81802512
Well said captain. Should I replicate a fleshlight for him before beaming him onto a deserted planet
Anonymous No.81802656 [Report] >>81802827
>>81802590
Fake and gay no one dies in that show only in there sleep
Anonymous No.81802751 [Report] >>81802951
>>81802590
A tribble and some decontamination gel will b more than enough we call that the academy special.
Furthermore as I am actually very good at my job I have brought my associate Alan Shore to negotiate with the tranny arabs in hopes of negotiating them into a wormhole in lew of another genocide a la Kirk >>81802581
I..don't__. Expect a pathetic little faggot 2 understand the_. Joy of_. Human potential the most potential u _. Have is the potential to_. Discount ur mother but there are many languages in the galaxy I just don't need any alien bitches love the kirok u can call me pIn tIn that's big boss in Klingon u little bitch boy Spock jetesen this fag out the airlock
Anonymous No.81802774 [Report] >>81802875
>>81801810 (OP)
>Ive sighted the pansexual therian non binary queergender socialist transsexual lesbian alliance and person of color ship .
Just give me the straight answer Spock.... can we fuck them?
Anonymous No.81802827 [Report] >>81802905 >>81802951
>>81802656
The life form has been jettisoned. He said something about fake and gay. Perhaps its a code the pansexual therian non binary queergender socialist transsexual lesbian alliance and people of color ship. They are known for infiltrating.
Anonymous No.81802875 [Report] >>81802968
>>81802774
*Runs through simulator* The damage would be extensive and irreparable. A 57% chance of disease and 87% chance of anal bleeding
Anonymous No.81802905 [Report]
>>81802827
Yes hello Mr pointy ears I'm here to win a trial get one of our multicultural friends on the phone
> all hail's open
Why yes hello is this the ptnbqstlapoc? Hi I've noticed that ur continued progression into the > reads notes on palm alpha quadrant is deliberately denying a vast majority of ur members their religious and cultural RIGHT to blow themselves up how about you run back and we provide you with enough rope for them to continue their statistical endeavours and call it a day hmmm?
Anonymous No.81802951 [Report] >>81802971 >>81802991 >>81803022
>>81802751
>>81802827
This show is better and more realistic in IQ Instead of relying on technology form a stupid fake and gay ship
Anonymous No.81802968 [Report] >>81803095
>>81802875
>*Runs through simulator* The damage would be extensive and irreparable. A 57% chance of disease and 87% chance of anal bleeding
Mr. Scott full power to shields. Mr. Chekov ready on phasers
Anonymous No.81802971 [Report]
>>81802951
3 Best show and better duo
Anonymous No.81802991 [Report]
>>81802951
Perhaps if we study his language we can break the pansexual therian non binary queergender socialist transsexual lesbian alliance and person of color code.
Anonymous No.81803022 [Report] >>81803091
>>81802951
youtu.be/pmQsrXLofMY?si=DInGeMRzDyA7CEO8

U don't understand because u r Jewish and have no soul stop trying 2 pretend 2 b a person
Anonymous No.81803091 [Report] >>81803104
>>81803022
You're so stupid I use IQ not like ur faggot Elon musk Space faggot who got rich by buying Paypal He didn't invent get high IQ Jew monk
Anonymous No.81803095 [Report]
>>81802968
They are hailing us captain. Their shields are damaged
Anonymous No.81803104 [Report] >>81803155
>>81803091
I kno a case of space aids when I see it bones euthenise this poor creature quickly b4 the women c it
Anonymous No.81803155 [Report] >>81803202
>>81803104
You have gape asshole called Space Uranus Which is real because it's named after a planet get high IQ by monk again
Anonymous No.81803202 [Report] >>81803243
>>81803155
Listen tranny we've just picked up this broadcast on long range that ur yapping about and what's this ? It appears it's just some faggot virgin cuck nerd washing his hands for 20 mins an episode? You're sick and delusional man the space aids from all that gay nigger sex ur having is rotting ur mind there's nothing more we can do > slaps the shit out of u ethically and humanly with the butt if my phaser
Anonymous No.81803243 [Report] >>81803275
>>81803202
the only 12 steps anyone will get you to take are Stairs not into space stars you Delusional faggot get high IQ monk again
Anonymous No.81803275 [Report] >>81803302
>>81803243
Some beings are beyond logic
Anonymous No.81803302 [Report] >>81803317
>>81803275
I agree with You hired a Magician to take ur Virginity get high IQ monk you faggot
Anonymous No.81803317 [Report] >>81803351
>>81803302
U should kill urself
Anonymous No.81803351 [Report] >>81803421
>>81803317
I thought about that but kill one person myself I am a serial killer 1's enough And I won't get into heaven. Get high IQ Monk best show next to
Anonymous No.81803421 [Report] >>81803485 >>81803503 >>81803595
>>81803351
From this I have deduced you are a fat loser limp wrist coomer and as such all further interaction will b discontinued as 2 not get ur pathetic loser skitzoid no hope makes ur mom cry nightly aura on my fresh captains uniform the only person u will ever harm in ur weak incompetent life will b ur father via disappointment induced heart attack
Anonymous No.81803485 [Report]
>>81803421
That picture you posted is based of off hernan drago the jawline hallow cheeks I was there when that meme was made also I to have hallow cheeks.
Anonymous No.81803503 [Report]
>>81803421
Forget to type get high IQ monk
Anonymous No.81803595 [Report] >>81803650 >>81803710
>>81803421
Here's my hallow cheeks you'll never have
Anonymous No.81803650 [Report] >>81803693 >>81803710
>>81803595
Phasers on stun captain. We dont want to violate the prime directive
Anonymous No.81803693 [Report]
>>81803650
None of them have hallow cheeks in picture choose better Clearly your the fat one
Anonymous No.81803710 [Report] >>81803723 >>81803869 >>81803930
>>81803650
DAMN the directives > throws a chair no where near my personal space
We can not allow such a sickness to interfere with the mission and also I'm the captain u KNOW this is some Indian binar biological ware fare play we can NOT let hon off this bridge alive !
>>81803595
Ugly
Anonymous No.81803723 [Report] >>81803752
>>81803710
You lucky I can't show my face ill mog u
Anonymous No.81803752 [Report] >>81803800
>>81803723
Uh oh wrong again faglord that's y ur not the captain
Anonymous No.81803800 [Report]
>>81803752
People put water on there tooth paste is because they think it will be more Bubbly to clean that habit started because going to Dentist get mogged monk IQ
Anonymous No.81803869 [Report] >>81803900
>>81803710
Show your cheek oh wait Underdeveloped cheeks ur just fat
Anonymous No.81803879 [Report]
I can't believe they're all kikes they don't even look like kikes. Reading about 20th century entertainment is black pilling because it shows how deep the infection goes.
Anonymous No.81803900 [Report] >>81803929
>>81803869
Can u literally fuck off u sub5 homosexual loser im trying 2 play Star Trek
Anonymous No.81803929 [Report] >>81804044
>>81803900
You know whats funny you fag You spend more time Keyboard Instead of picking up weights I realize that that's how I got my hallow cheeks so ur the Homosexual typing to other men
Anonymous No.81803930 [Report] >>81804044
>>81803710
Be logical captain. As a higher intelligent species we can use a disruptor
Anonymous No.81804044 [Report] >>81804141
>>81803930
No Spock back on earth we have a certain way about these things. For a world without a true value a sense of honourable preservation is no world at all quick let me change into my appropriate like stomping attire and I'm going to teach this hijabi queer just what real terrorisim looks like when they try step foot on MY bridge
>>81803929
> implying
Anonymous No.81804141 [Report] >>81804169
>>81804044
Star Trek is gay And star wars did it better
Anonymous No.81804169 [Report] >>81804239 >>81804345
>>81804141
Ur ugly and therefore ur opinion is irrelevant kill urself neet virgin loser
Anonymous No.81804173 [Report] >>81804219 >>81804219
>>81802491
It has been years since I exercised my biological imperative.
Anonymous No.81804219 [Report] >>81804288
>>81804173

>>81804173
That's ok spocky my boy again as I say we have a certain way on earth watch
Hey u whoar yeh yous come over here my friend wants to tell u something
Alright old friend give her ur best Vulcan charm
Anonymous No.81804239 [Report]
>>81804169
High IQ take because you're an idiot. I got hallow cheeks because only good looking people csn get it clearly you don't have it ugly Your gentecis doesn't allow you too
Anonymous No.81804288 [Report] >>81804391
>>81804219
Do you seek impregnation and divorce at a later time.
Anonymous No.81804345 [Report]
>>81804169
Hitler had the same logic so by ur logic he's gay ur the problem with the world
Anonymous No.81804391 [Report]
>>81804288
Gosh golly officer I'm so moist at current I'm literally losing my mind please let me suck upon ur fat shlong all night at ur convenance

Spock u old dog back on terra we call that big pimping much better than that ice queen u got back at home ey ? I think there's probably a jazz bar with some blacks around here we can grand theft auto once u 2 get done in the coat room