The Saturday night edition

if you post in this thread you are gay and like willy , which is gay

>>81803379
lt's like a fresh
cock in my mouth

90 more posts left on the previous thread
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>>81800723

Yarael Poof from Star Wars, this.

Honestly the worst thing about going to prison would be not having a bath, and regular tea.

>>81803371
>>81803394
a lad here has anxiety.

https://www.gov.uk/government/publications/reasonable-adjustments-a-legal-duty/reasonable-adjustments-a-legal-duty

>>81803413
My not-reaching-500 anxiety is going off
please go back to the last thread

https://www.gov.uk/government/publications/reasonable-adjustments-a-legal-duty/reasonable-adjustments-a-legal-duty

MARK finishing off his LIVESTEAM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dskkDhw-tNY

Posted it again award goes to the anon who made this shite thread.

>>81803417
do not like this thought. even pure heroin at the end of life should be, "well, doesn't matter now, does it?"

whatever afterlife there is, good or bad, i'd HOPE we're somehow beyond such things.

Did a huge shittington. Bowl is smeared from the rim to the bottom. Leaving that for mummington to clean up of course!

In the process of growing a tomato plant. The next door neighbour knocked on my door one day and handed me over a tomato plant. I felt obligated to grow it and nurture it. One tomato is growing through I cant wait to put it on a sandwich. If some fuckin bird or fat twat bastard caterpillar eats it im going to go mental.

>>81803463
>even pure heroin at the end of life should be, "well, doesn't matter now, does it?"

>>81803467
Gotta watch out for the gulls

>>81803423
weighed it up. don't want to be bumping TWO threads, that's unfair to wider /r9k/.

in fact, i am bumping neither. but i shall be posting in this one. you're welcome to continue posting content in the old one, x is.

>>81803427
I would like to apologise for this post I was out of line and was very rude. I just like the lighthouse themed threads thats all

>>81803484
No. Your right on the money.

>>81803427
how will this thread differ from any other britfeel thread?

Helper has been off filming for his upcoming big screen adventure de lids.

>>81803474
the 10am for booze rule in Scotland (might just be Sundays?) blows my mind.

as a dependent alcoholic i had this lil corner shop and the nice Indian man opened it a bit early some days, 6am instead of 7am or whatever it was meant to be. remember once i bought some wine just to get me started for the day, he said he wasn't meant to sell it yet, but he will "because it's me".

during lockdown some off licence type places stayed open in different countries and alcoholism was apparently one of the reasons. yeah you want to avoid transmission but even when you get arrested the police ask if you NEED alcohol.

honestly, this is my heaven

>>81803498
Personally I preferred Helpers world 2: Martmiteman4 strikes back. The plot twist at the end had me on the edge of my seat.

>>81803516
I'd bang my head on that fucking ceiling constantly. Guaranteed.

>>81803516
triangleroom corrrr

>>81803508
It's everyday not just Sunday.
Can be a pain but it's saved me a few horrible mornings after.

>>81803326
who are you extorting? or who is extorting you? every time you post something like this it's about you

>>81803497
guessing he means the image. i do like original images, tbqh. even daft pictures of nice places. maybe YOU got them from the first result in Google Images, but i didn't.

would be nice if we had a decent drawfr*nd or shoopf*llow. daft lil comic or funny image to go with the threads (not expecting a from-scratch Feel Street every time)

>>81803516
This Pig has better living conditions lid. Putting a human in that room is a human rights violation.

I'm slightly reluctant to report photos of HHL these days, after I did it in good faith on April 15th and he ended up in the famous picture of the mod backend

>>81803531
mad stuff. i get it if it's to curb day drinking, but everyone works to different schedules.
remember googling if a 24 hour Asda sold alcohol (tl;dr: licensing/policies vary, so fuck knows). a few non-alky wagies raised the very fair point they do night shifts and they want some beers with their 3am shopping.

>>81803498
those dead mong eyes

>>81803533
Eva has been privately messaging me. She is trying to extort me out of my Super Nintendo collection. Has been for a while now, thats why Im so nice to her because she is manipulating me behind the scenes. Please help me.

>>81803550
what rule would they even be breaking?

>>81803561
doxxing, it includes his name and photo

>>81803518
I agree that was probably the best of the trilogy.
>>81803544
Pigs are my spirit animals love the little buggers.
>>81803550
Why report something that he has posted himself and is widely available?
>>81803560
Need to get on to your support worker de lid. You're a vulnerable adult!

>>81803544
pigs are gay mate

>>81803544
You still live with mummy fat lad.

>>81803550
>April 15th and he ended up in the famous picture of the mod backend
What was that about?

>>81803564
Everyone already knows his name and what he looks like as he has posted it himself. Fair use I'd say.

>>81803533
quite telling i read this as "if i did it, as petty vengeance" although it could be "if it was happening to me".

try to resolve things with someone, IMO. or put them out of your mind. take traditional routes if it's crime.

>>81803573
4chan went down for 11 days after someone from the sharty took it down from the inside, they shared a screenscot of the moderator backend, and there was a photo of HHL there in the backlog of reported posts

>>81803550
All rule breakers should be made aware of to nanny imo

>>81803582
Phwoar show us it

>>81803584
Stop ban evading Sean lid.

It's be super grim to be "4chan famous"

>>81803596
Not 4chan famous, even more grim to be "/britfeel/ famous"

>>81803552
There's a few times I've had to sprint to make the shop before 10. Used to be years ago they still sold it regardless closer to 11 but they cracked down on it.

>>81803590
Can't find it now

Helper is only famous in his own head.

It Welpers World you see x

>>81803618
He's unironically the most influential poster here

>>81803625
He honestly seems alright when he's sober. But when he's drunk he's a mong. I wonder if he's bipolar cuz he seems totally mental

>>81803625
He's the most annoying. We laugh at him not with him.

>>81803632
Do you think we laugh with you?

Normally when I'm ill the best thing to do is have a hot bath, but I can barely cope with the temperature as it is, getting in a hot bath would finish me off

>>81803644
>but I can barely cope with the temperature as it is,
Whack the AC on

>>81803644
how you ill in the summer

>>81803644
Have a cold bath then

HelperLad is what borderline personality disorder looks like in men.

wish I had mates x

I drank last night at a gig, now my skin looks really good, why is this? perhaps I should drink more often

>>81803661
lost my mates by being an alcoholic. losing them in a night of bad decisions..

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>>81803617
Lollers has got it he posted it on sharty I think he's got a lot more too

eva extorting me for more cock pics

>>81803677
>Losing all your mates in one big bang
God what happened there, just drop your pants and beg them all to go to town on your arse?

>>81803659
Renaming pics from fictional films to *HHL loyalists" is completely insane to me.

>>81803679
Was lollers the hacker? Interestingly they said the hack came from a UK IP address

>>81803661
same, made a potential friend at a gig yesterday though, would be nice to have a friend

Love Helper. Love Crossy. Love Chika. Love Blad. Love DVDLad. Love Shippy. Love SCEA. Love Ebin. Love Steve. Love Tilde. Hate Poley. Simple as.

>>81803696
Don't know but he was quick to get the site source code

>>81803686
broke into my mate's parent's house and stole alcohol. scared the absolute fuck out of them apparently. blacked out. luckily they didn't go to the police about it

>>81803689
if nothing else i think he's pretty harmless and an entertaining character. happy to feed his narcissism once in a while.

>>81803719
Ouch. That's a proper low point there laddie. How are you now?

>>81803720
Bit annoying when he spams drivel for hours on end though.

would rather a girlfriend than mates tbqh

This isn't America so the odds of any of you shooting up a school is low thankfully

i can smell corruption

>>81803747
I'll shoot my load up your arse cheeky lad.

>>81803747
more likely find shippy dribbling outside the school gates with his choad in his hand

any of yous ever pissed out a kidney stone? does the pain just go, after that?

id much rather a group of mates than a gf, not arsed over women anymore, dealt with enough of them.

On this hot and sunny Saturday in July, how many women did you approach while you were out?

>>81803747
I've been referred to as a school shooter multiple times in my life, bit unfair am just a bit autistic

>>81803795
none because ive got a gf

What u lot treating yourselves to tonight? I just got a frozen pizza and even got a garlic dip with it.

>>81803816
terry's chocolate orange

>>81803778
Yes actually. The pain was fucking excruciating but then after pissing it out it was a major relief. Was worried I might have needed surgery but luckily it was only the one stone.

>>81803816
Eva's chocolate tuppence.

Tesco had a pack of Cinammon Rolls on offer for 49p fucking get IN

So is murder like bad or something?

Wait... is stealing wrong?

>>81802990
lmao what is this mf

Hi lads, I'm the original post-400 anxiety lad. Thanks for the new thread, I only just arrived and wasn't in the last one. Thanks for everyone who actually has a modicum of empathy and tries to help me get over my debilitating mental health issues. To all the seethers and lads complaining about me faking it and ruining the threads, all I have to say is: grow up.

Fridge stocked up
Nowhere to be until Tuesday
10gb of new unwatched wank material
80s movies ready to be watched tonight

lets have it lads

eva6's neovagina

>>81803816
No snacks in B towers unfortunately. Had a massive pork chop today with chips, I dont really get that hungry when the heat is like this I just fill up on drinks.

Had five coffees across the day. Will be retiring to my poopthrone for a nice long sesh me thinks.

>>81803857
>80s movies
Oh lush what are you watching lad? Some good ones are running man, cobra, blood sport, predator, terminator 1, total recall, they live, and Robocop for me.

>>81803816
We had a BBQ. Just burgers and sausages, nowt fancy. Fancy some ice cream but don't really wanna head out.

1 pint in only my liiiids. Even our Helen is joining us. Thought you lot said Helen dumped him?
https://youtu.be/9YCwcray-nU?si=f1E7lCTyzyT3jCQV

why are the YouTube military history men so insistent men are primed/driven to fight in wars, want to be seen as heroes, self-sacrificial, all that?

everyone i know who was in the army, now, is fucking miserable about it. depressed, drugs/alcohol, even abusive to others. never heard anyone go "oh yeah well, i'm a man, aren't i? just testosterone, glad i served."

80s movies are retarded reddit chungus weedstink beergut shite, genuinely a fucking terrible era of movie making

just remembered i have some ice cream cones in the fridge get in

>>81803877
Could watch any of those films and have a blast desu

Bongs, redpill me on Charles Veitch I came across this shit
is he a boomer nuisance streamer that walks around with a bodyguard that beats up chavs that pull knives?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ALA3ws4c84

ps. fix your fucking country already retards

>>81803910
80s was the last time movies actually had SOUL and creative thinking behind them

>>81803905
They're almost all funded by the State Department or the CIA as a way to keep recruitment numbers up. No literally they don't even hide it.

Thoughts on these things?

>>81803953
IRL girls have them

>>81803923
You might not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like. Wannabe hard mong gets sent into orbit

>>81803903
get innn. it is quite odd they only meet up at the weekends for pints though kek

>>81803903
MARKS 2nd pint was plastic cup

>>81803923
Bugger off you yankee doodle shitebag

Anal specialist

>>81803953
Wet and feel nice when you have your penis in them

>>81803953
why is the anus so close to the vagina. it ain't right x

>>81803953
minging never got the appeal. would rather see someone getting their dick sucked than actual sexual intercourse

>>81803953
Absolutely love the anus. Truly the GOAT hole. Sticking your penis in one is the only experience that counts for anything. Vaginas are meh.

>>81803953
For me, it's anus.

>just remembered that insanely fucking cringe thing I said when I was 15
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH KILL ME KILL ME

>>81803963
>120 pound soaking wet migrant walks up to tatted head shaved mma guy
>dele the vidya
what the FUCK is going through his mind?
I watched the earlier part of the video and the migrant was beefing with a morbidly obese black boomer
the absolute state!

>>81803983
I'm a euro though, just a step below your level of degeneracy
fix it up

Will post-400 anxiety lad make an appearance in this one then?

imagine how smelly that little blue and white fisherman hat is

>>81803953
not pleasant but willing to interact with them in a loving relationship. wouldn't seek them out as porn or something.

>>81804019
Post your hand. You won't. You're brown.

If you prefer anuses to vaginas, you're gay

used to dip flapjacks into gravy as a kid. might try it again at some point, i remember it being delicious

heh, just remembered this insanely fucking cringe thing a lad said when he was 15.

If you prefer vaginas to anuses, you're dishonest

evie is extorting someone but thinks its ok because the person she's extorting is a bad person

>>81804013
Thats why i drink heavily and abuse benzos/opiates

Ancient men conquered cities put them to the sword and fire, meanwhile you go to WINE BAR with "gf" and enjoy tasteful banter... YOU ARE GAY!

>>81803903
>mark you was hammered today, too much. never seen you slur your words. nevermind l you duck

When was this then

>>81804051
Physically, the vagina is designed to take a penis, the anus isn't, so phsyically it feels better.

Psychologically, men are supposed to prefer sex to masturbation, if you use the anus as a vaginal simulator, like a fleshlight, that's not sex.

Then there is the poo issue

britfeel continues to not know what a douche is

>>81804051
Do you have no desire to impregnate a woman?

Lovely little evening Amazon McLivery. Never owned a copy of Cuckoo's Nest before for some reason. Great film. More martial arts kino too. I know for a fact there's another Sammo Hung fan who lurks about here.

>>81804081
he was down sandford lane pissed out his head

>>81804098
Douche is for the vagina, enema is for the anus. You can get enema shower head attachments that let you totally clean your insides in 30 mins or so. I literally do not know why people still make the poo argument in debates about anal sex. It's LITERALLY not an issue, just enema ffs.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QLLIwEq-L6A

dinner time lads

>>81804109
Honestly no, but that's because I don't want sprogs. I have the physiological urge to ejaculate inside women, but I just prefer the anus. It's sexier.

>>81804142
all paid for by 'elen and it lush

>>81804143
>It's sexier.
a stinky hole where shit comes out of isn't sexy

Shippy is the kind of guy who can't get it up and then blames to woman

>>81804162
>blames to woman

>>81804142
He looks pissed desu

>>81804130
>You can get enema shower head attachments that let you totally clean your insides in 30 mins or so
mine is shaped like a cock

Realistically speaking, how many PS5s do you think Mark has bought?

>>81804143
>I have the physiological urge to ejaculate inside women
apparently not

>>81804185
Well he bought that golf game at least 5 times

He prefers the anus, he leaves the vagina to other men

Chika prefers the anus

Haven't been in a vagina since I were born

aew all in on one screen, camwhores on the other

>>81804226
This post really set me off

>>81804128
One flew over the cuckoos nest is a great film. Saw it once on channel 4 late at night randomly flicking through channels. Lots of good actors in that. Danny Divito, Christopher Lloyd, jack Nicholson and Louise Fletcher who played the Kai in Star Trek Deep Space 9.

genuinely thinking about looking for some onlyfans thots to subscribe to, making good money these days and not spending it on anything so why not

wanking to several webms at once across 3 mointors

>>81804268
same. feels like everyone's got them these days

Hi lads, new poster here with a bit of a weird one.
I get this creeping pre-500 anxiety whenever a thread stalls around the 400s. Not trying to derail anything, just need to see that clean 500 or it eats away at me.
Hope you can all understand.

>>81804142
Kebab for our mark it lush. 8 cans for 10 quid paid for buy the ps5 cash injection it lush. I hope he doesnt throw the salad on the floor like he did that one time. Oh eck.

women require so much bodily maintenance holy shit.

i just have to blast off the smegma under my willy once in a while. that's as not-obvious as my hygiene gets.

>>81804268
Spend it on me x

alcoholic
eats food off of the floor
severe memory loss problems
overweight
no job
no money
stinks of shit and fish

and yet he still has a gf

>>81804268
You could save it for an escort

>>81804306
Its all in the confidence by the looks of it.

Mum had me circumsised. Will never forgive her

>>81804283
Remember he ate the kebab off the floor once when just days earlier he had his diarrhea ridden pants on the floor in the same spot

>>81804322
call it by its proper name, male genital mutilation

>>81804322
Snip her roast flaps off and see how she likes it

>>81804322
i feel similarly about NOT getting circumcised. took me far too long to stretch my phimosis-foreskin.
i can absolutely tell it still feels better but it's also painful/uncomfortable, at least if i'd been circumcised i wouldn't know what i was missing.

>>81804262
great book too although it is increcibly misoginistic. he also got massive after writing it, wrote one more thing and then dedicated his life to spreading the good word of LSD

don't know how people use onlyfans. like i'd be shitting myself it's all leaked and now everyone knows i'd subbed to her in tesco's OF

eating my din dins

>>81804310
Have you considered a fleshlight instead?

>>81804363
Cooorrrrr, top left please.

>>81804282
we had a lad that kept posting until 500. closerlad he called himself before transitioning into Titlad. now he's busy collecting and watching dvds

>>81804340
>phimosis-foreskin.
In lots of anime porn, girls bully boys for having phimosis. It's kinda hot desu x

>>81804363
top left all da wayyyy

>>81804143
genuine homosexual behavior, sodomy is pozzed. Anal doesn't even feel nice, shagged my ex up her arse twice to see what it was all about and it just feels like willy strangulation because its a ring of muscle headlocking your willy

want to put a sprog in the gf

>>81804226
Prefer the cock tbqh

>>81804310
dont think i have the confidence to shag an escort lad
>>81804363
tempting

>get an ice cold boozey bevvy
>leave on desk for 5 minutes
>its already fucking warm

>>81804363
Does it actually feel like a fanny? Some of the insides of these look fucking weird

>>81804363
too much fucking work. cum in a sock and put it in the wash, done. fuck having to clean the bastard things out so it doesn't get fucking mildew or whatever

you're supposed to drink MORE water if you have kidney stones?! but then you'll piss more.

do people actually cum in socks?
why not tissues?

>>81804340
Hey Ebin

>>81804421
>cum in a sock
lad wtf. don't do that. the cum doesn't wash out properly. just use tissues to clean yourself up ffs

>>81804436
Only if they are girls socks

>>81804436
You can wash socks

>>81804436
I dont know where that comes from honestly, I've known some degens and none do it

>>81804036
>You won't.
correct, for what purpose? you are not worth more effort

>You're brown.
I'm whiter than you

>Post your hand.
For what purpose? That claiming britain is a shit hole? is this supposed to be the brown trigger?
If I were white I would herald UK as peak humanity?
is this your argument? hoooly fuck, scary level of iq on display here, very low

>>81804436
only ever do it when I'm hungover and can't be arsed going to the bathroom for toilet roll. I've now got hankies on my bedside table.

>>81804448
you can flush tissues.

is this an environmentalism thing?

>>81804128
yes lad, love the goofy goober, think the odd couple might be my favourite of his

any On Cinema heads in?

>>81804442
>the cum doesn't wash out properly
are you not familiar with washing clo- what am i saying. where are we

>>81804436
i want to follow this up with
do you cum onto the sock or inside it

What's it like to touch and play with a girls feet? Never done it before.

>>81804477
inside
its basically to avoid cumming somewhere people can find it i think, like tissues in the bin
jizz in the sock, throw it in the wash

>>81804477
only mongs do it, it doesn't feel good using a sock

>>81804477
i think you can figure this out, socks are sock-shaped.

>socks are sock-shaped

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dET6DS-v21A

imagine being like this at half 8

Tried wanking into a sock once and it was kinda painful and then I binned the sock

>>81804498
He got organic M&S cream. Nothing but the best for are Mark.

mental illness is a bitch

>>81804534
he's got no dosh btw

>>81804496
kekked


fukkkk off filter

me? silk pillow case on a pillow folded in half and fucked, pretty goated ngl

New fleshlight came in, might go to town on it

>>81804574
Douglas Murray has one of these on his bedside table.

>>81804574
>bollocks attatched to it
thats fucking gay that is

>listening to "Being A Teenager And The Awkwardness of Backseat Sex"
>tfw do not know the awkwardness of it

>>81804574
did it melt as you were moulding it, lad?

>>81804574
>bollocks attatched to it
thats well fucking gay that is

>>81804574
really fucking gay mate, can only assume they sent you the wrong one

Walking on a summer night is pretty lush. Cooled right down.

>>81804585
I'd imagine gays were the target audience for this item, yes.

>>81804386
>put a sprog in the gf

>>81804574
lovely man hole fleshlight that

whats your real life girlfriend doing right now?

evie is my fleshlight

threads too gay, someone post some tits

>>81804436
The best way is to use condoms, at one bong a pop, they really are posh wanks. It's so incredibly tight at the base it's like a cock ring and makes cleaning up easier. Even though latex is inferior to fanny, it's superior to hand

>>81804633
she was making pasta, can only assume shes either playing guitar or watching shite on the telly

Pray for crossy x

They're trying to flog this 4K Steelbook of Casper for 50 quid. FUCKING CASPER. End stage physical media is a joke sometimes. Boutique labels are putting out 4Ks for 25 quid yet they have the balls to try and sell CASPER FOR 50 QUID!?

>>81804665
i own one music casette and it claimed to come in "embossed LUXURY packaging"
just has some weird soft padding in the box

>>81804691
I could get 3 4K Blu-rays for 50 quid nevermind paying that for a special numbered edition of Casper. Mad. Annoys me when they don't release a standard edition. I just pre-ordered the James Stewart classic Harvey on 4K for 20 quid. More like that please.

maltesers share bag
not sharing with anyone except eva

>>81804726
not a fan anyway x

>>81804723
ive spent more on sillier shit cant lie

popping a malteser in evas pussy

>>81804726
smart, best chance of her choking to death

>>81804745
eva popping malteasers out of her bum in a type 1 shit on the bristol stool chart

>>81804736
I spent over 100 quid for a complete box set of Dallas so I suppose I can't talk. 50 quid for ONE film just still seems insane to me unless it's OOP. Trying to think how much I've spent for just one film. Probably 30 quid.

Down to just 27 degrees might put the heating on for a while

7th hottest day ever in Scotland
hottest day ever in the highlands

>>81804802
The beaches in Scotland were busy lad.

>>81804862
don't trust any of them kind of videos. any knobhead can take a video anywhere + past text over it for the purpose of making people mad

Kissing and sniffing and licking

>>81804878
you're right mate that beach full of foreigns could be anywhere

Do you think the UK has an islam problem, or just certain parts?

>>81804862
would gas the lot of them without remorse x

>>81804784
I've spent over 200 quid for one music album.

>>81804924
oh don't be like that. you know what i mean

>>81804436
I have the opportunity to make the most depraved post that britfeel has seen in some time. But I wont do it because I somewhat have a reputation here.
>>81804442
It does. Put it in the wash on cold temperature and it comes out.
>>81804477
Inside. Clean up is way easier too.
>>81804487
Been doing it for years now. Just become habit.

>>81804636
atleast buy me a drink first, lol
>>81804745
i do like maltesers a lot though, i like to bite the chocolate off, and then just let my saliva dissolve the inner honeycomb? i think

>>81804959
fine ill buy you a drink and a bag of malteasers
when you masturbate tonight think about being used like a fleshlight <3

>>81804927
certain parts 100%
ive lived in places very close to muslim majority cities, and the second you leave the city, there is nearly none or even none

>>81804959
>atleast buy me a drink first, lol
what a whore

>>81804945
not really lad, are you saying it's not scotland, or that people are only mad when you point out scotland's beaches are full of foreigns by putting the scotland text over the video, would people not be mad if it was just the video with no text

>>81804984
What have you been up to tonight?

>>81805035
that was a joke
>>81805038
played on a minecraft server

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwQgjq0mCdE

listening to midwest emo lads

>>81804934
Kinell lad what was the album? A vinyl I assume?

>>81805053
what bands?
mineral is my favourite midwest emo band x

>>81804959
Are you seriously suggesting the inside of a Malteser is fucking honeycomb? Kek. You might like Whoppers. They're the American Maltesers. Way sweeter I like them.

>>81805037
i'm saying that taking video of anyplace, anywhere and putting WELCOME TO <location> on top is within the reach of any retard with a phone these days. and thus may not be honest with you, the credulous viewer

>>81805069
Solstafir, I dont even like them that much
It was vinyl sure but it also came in a box filled with gimmicks, namely a letter opener and a silver plated pendant they INSISTED was worth 80 euro by itself

>>81805075
never got into mineral, i think we talked about it before honestly
rocking this right now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ycl4JQuHP08

>>81805053
kino

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJ1Wws-h1dE

For me, it's din-din
Is it not X

>>81805088
That looks pretty cool but I couldn't imagine spending that money on something I don't even like. Letter opener seems dank though.

The hair lassie said everything happens for a reason

Starting to get dark now lads. I don't want another saturday to be over

>>81805110
youre getting your hair cut?

>>81805090
>furshit album cover
Gross.
Gonna have to check it out as I havent heard of it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sC_Jcu6oLkU

>>81805102
I like them but not "200 quid" much. I treated myself to it for the gimmicks after passing an exam for work. It's a good album, I like it, but I fully accept it was overpriced and I just wanted the gimmicky shit.
I've spent more still, but usually thats for box sets of albums not just ONE album

Best midwest emo group? Cap'n Jazz for me.

>>81805138
Tourist take honestly mate

anyone playing any video games tonight?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mu1Td-_5D3U

me and eva 4eva <333 xoxo

>>81805142
Been playing Sulfur but I alt+f4'd after a bad run that lost all my good shit

>>81805140
They're popular for a reason lad.

>>81805151
Yeah cos they appeal to people who dont know better and are accessible. Even then I'd assume American Football are more popular and I'd say they're better.
You gonna say Metallica are the best metal band just cos they're popular?

>>81805131
I just like the instrumental
>>81805123
weekends over, toil begins basically

>tfw remember listening to rainer maria and empire empire back int' day

>>81804862
What do these people add to Scotland?

>>81805158
Could have just said you don't like them and moved on. Don't appreciate being called a tourist when I likely know more than you

evie have you tried to be sociable this week

>>81805195
no i havent properly left the house iirc

misread 'sociable' as a more scary word ;__;

>>81805185
>Don't appreciate being called a tourist when I likely know more than you
Brave claim lad. Only tourism explains your mid take.
>I'm an expert in emo, Capn'Jazz, American Football, Christie Front Drive, the list goes on...

me? In the process of trying to make a friend, hes replied to me message and now im trying to think of how to reply, bit tiring this though ngl I find it very hard

>>81805200
try to go out next week!!

Me and Crossy walking over Victoria bridge, down Stockwell Street, down Glassford street, Ingram Street and Queen Street, and taking a few moments to take in the ambiance of George Square before slowly making our way into the Counting House. We eat a meal in silence, before driving down the A9 to Inverness and staying overnight in the Inshes gate Premier Inn and drifting off to sleep in a double bed with a nicotine patch bridging our arms

>>81805171
>I just like the instrumental
Well I'm downloading it anyway and already ordered the vinyl for a laugh, as it was cheap enough
If it's shite I'll blame you personally and shit through your letterbox.

>>81805207
send him a dick pic x

>>81805142
Pokemon yellow on Pokemon stadium for me my liiiid. Level 100s on tap it lovely.

>>81805124
No its jst a few months ago i got a hair cut nd the lassie that was cutting my hair said everything happens for a reason
I would like another 1 soon to thin it a bit,Bc the hot weatehr drives me nuts when its thick
But its a very costly experience for my anxiety so I have to be choosy about when it happens,,Sort of like birds migrating
I go 2 the same salon so that its the same ppl every time that know me,but its still hard to step in the door

>>81805240
>nd the lassie that was cutting my hair said everything happens for a reason
This is like taking advice from the drunk guy in the corner of the pub. It's basically the same level of legit

>>81805240
how long is your hair? originalllly

>>81805248
>taking advice from the drunk guy in the corner of the pub

emo is gay lol

>>81805256
https://lightblack.bandcamp.com/track/my-big-gay-greek-wedding

Ave sent my sisters birthday stuff n got choccys n kuromi plush too Nd i Honestly at first was considering amazon'ing the book to her flat that i used for quitting vaping bc id Like for her to get aff that muck as well but I thought its not really a nice birthday gift,Proper shite in fact,Am just enthusiastic now that am aff it,But i dont want to be like preachy.Ill just send a message about it on a normal day

Drunk people are so so annoying.

evie are you tempted to buy it, have you imagined how it would feel

>>81805271
so are you but you dont see us whinging about it

>>81805256
going to pwn emo fags on the interwebs. got all the top image macros, me.

Me and Crossy climbing Snowdon together, us getting 3/4 of the way up and Crossy saying he doesn't think he can go on. I tell him that he's not ruining my climb and I'll be back soon. I make the summit and return to Crossy. He is in a bad mood and is sulking all the way back to Llanberis, he doesn't say a word on the way home, apart from asking me to pull into Chester services

"Real Emo" only consists of the dc Emotional Hardcore scene and the late 90's Screamo scene. What is known by "Midwest Emo" is nothing but Alternative Rock with questionable real emo influence. When people try to argue that bands like My Chemical Romance are not real emo, while saying that Sunny Day Real Estate is, I can't help not to cringe because they are just as fake emo as My Chemical Romance (plus the pretentiousness). Real emo sounds ENERGETIC, POWERFUL and somewhat HATEFUL. Fake emo is weak, self pity and a failed attempt to direct energy and emotion into music. Some examples of REAL EMO are Pg 99, Rites of Spring, Cap n Jazz (the only real emo band from the midwest scene) and Loma Prieta. Some examples of FAKE EMO are American Football, My Chemical Romance and Mineral EMO BELONGS TO HARDCORE NOT TO INDIE, POP PUNK, ALT ROCK OR ANY OTHER MAINSTREAM GENRE

>>81805280
to be fair i have whinged at least twice, but it escalates and i back out.

>>81805286
i fucking miss the motorola razr lads

>>81805289
coreshitters are always such pathetic creatures
imagine getting fucking defensive over emo
that and
>some examples of real emo
>lists mostly skramz

wait, ruths surname is crossman?

this is well hard trying to advance conversation with a person you dont know very well

Crossy's sister x

>>81805319
proper banger she was

Boomers obsessed with the 80s. It ended a long time ago, move on. Bloody ell. Painful.

>>81805325
do you do anything but fucking moan about non-issues
ive met paraplegics less whingy than you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-cepZ6K7mY

this ``New Jersey Hardcore'' track is ALMOST on par with I Brought You My Bullets, You Brought Me Your Love.

>>81805318
You're British (i assume), talk about the weather.

>>81805338
>on par with I Brought You My Bullets, You Brought Me Your Love.
So... shit?

>>81805332
You don't have to reply to me. Also they are issues.

Just ate a huge bag of Kettle Chips. Feel like forwn in in up

anyone fuck with title fight?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kV3R2C73Q9I

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9DzBXboDYng

>>81805346
You dont have to post asinine moaning about fuck all.
>Also they are issues
"drunk people can be annoying" and "nostalgiafags should move on" are about on the same level of issue as "i had to wipe more than normal after a shit"

>>81805311
i never understood what the hell 'hardcore' was. i guess it's like grunge, but a bit more metal?
it DOES all seem to be moody fringe lads, The Smiths and Joy Division and them perfected that a decade earlier.

>>81805315
Yeah that's right, why

>>81805362
>i never understood what the hell 'hardcore' was
Punk but heavier and usually with breakdowns. There you go.
Comparing them to grunge or those other bands doesnt make much sense to me lad.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6OmkfubxNU

df always attracts hardcore lads doing mad fucking somersaults and karate chops

>>81805319
She really took care of me during that night out.I cant fault anything.I wouldve been completely fucked if she hadnt sat nxt to me for dinner. It helped my nerves a lot. Am not good at saying thank u properly.So i use birthday gift to do it.Plus her new bf was a nice guy.I cant even lie I wake up that day wanting to dislike him in advance nd I dont like meeting new ppl but he really surprised me n disarmed me. So hopefully hell do a good bday gift for her too.

>>81805360
There are layers to things. An entire generation of people wasting away the years obsessing over their youth and acting irresponsibly as a result is an issue. It's also insanely annoying to witness.

Also I'll let you in on a secret. When I say boomers. 90 percent of the time I mean my parents and the word boomer is a stand in. As you were.

TLDR: don't like it don't speak to me.

>>81805388
>TLDR: don't like it don't speak to me.
TLDR: don't like it, don't fucking whine
simple as, dickhead

Need to eat smth running on 0 calories atm for 12th of july 2025

real emo is just some bandcamp shit i found on rym

>>81805345
nah, good. and you know it. the more poppy eyeliner emo stuff was the best to come out of the scene.

where does the other 'goth rock' stuff fit in, anyway? for some reason, HIM was the embarrassing one. bit mainstream to have their 'heartagram' logo on your bag, innit.

some angry people post on britfeel

>>81805397
Fasting in protest at the orangemen

>>81805407
bit hot init
my piss is currently being boiled

l'm English

I beeb listening to her album on Spotify today. Its pretty good

>>81805407
not in touch with their feelings.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGrqcQWRVGE
we all Girl Anachronisms in life (not just crossy)

>>81805431
god i wish either one of them was me

Garn in shower. Then YouTube then beddenburgh in that ordah.

>>81805426
we all english in life

Loneliness is eternal

*heads to the chillout room in britfeel towers thinking its the coldest room only to find it full of stoned apus sat on beanbags listening to chill out by the klf*

Listening to "the crossy experience"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFG3sfOZt5E

Corrrr. Just purchased pic related. My last little haul before my American trip. Only John Woo film I ever saw was Hard Boiled. These are more classic martial arts from what I know. Arrow Video are releasing the Heroic Bloodshed films this year or next year. Hopefully in a box set.

>>81805436
'COS OUR DUDES LOOK LIKE CHICKS
AND OUR CHICKS LOOK LIKE DYKES
'COS EMO
IS ONE STEP
BELOW TRANSVESTITE

Changed into my masturbation shorts

>>81805442
I watched Basic Lee last week and nearly shat myself laughing. Never watched his stand up or shows before but I enjoyed it. Tried to find Comedy Vehicle but it's not on iPlayer.

*indoctrinates adults into buying PlayStation games consoles by putting PlayStations in their ecstasy clubs' chillout rooms*

never pirated anything in my life. it is against the law

>>81805483
In that weird spot where I've pirated more than the average fucko but also likely paid for more than the average fucko too.
I download shit for free so I can see if I like it to buy it for real.

ISS passing over head in just over 1 hour. Exceptionally bright pass

23:21

>>81805490
Used to be a massive pirate before I got into DVDs and Blu-rays. Feel like I've watched more since I switched to physical for whatever reason. Had pretty much a 72tb Plex server. Had a mental attack one day and deleted everything.

>>81805504
what does this mean? can we see it?

don't even think it'll be dark, then (space dark)

Pre-500 anxiety kicking in already. Hopefully this one can make it to 500.

piracy is the ONLY way i can access the definitive edition of George Lucas's THX-1138.

>>81805514
What the fuck kind of breakdown makes you delete digital assets that change nothing
More autistic than I thought lad

>>81805444
it will kill me off one day x

>>81805518
Yeah, it's be unusually bright tonight. I'll come up from the West, pass practially overhead, and drop to the East. Starts 23:21

>>81805525
you are appropriating serious conditions. either to make a point, or for a laugh.

we can FEEL post-400 anxiety lad's nerves. it's like gaydar, of the feels.

For me? It's Suzu Hirose. MATRON!

I would genuinely stab post-400 anxiety lad where he stands.

>>81805359
A lot of good stuff on Run for Cover records

>>81805518
>don't even think it'll be dark, then (space dark)
it'll be brighter than any star or venus

I've already got an edition in mind for when we hit 400

evas shining buttplug will be visible tonight

>>81805531
Yeah I am. I used to have an obsession with fresh starts (not even joking, I know that's a meme here). I'd reset and wipe all my devices and make a new email to the point it was consuming my life. I had an itching feeling I wasn't doing stuff "right" so had to keep restarting. So one day I just wiped everything and that was that. I've since seen my autism psychologist and she did some light CBT with me. Worked a bit but I'm still mental.

*goes to diary room nd tells davina all my problems from childhood onwards*

>>81805535
neat, thanks lad. will keep an eye out.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/bitesize/articles/zq89dp3
cheers, BBC Bitesize.

>Use this online tool from NASA that will let you know when the ISS can be seen from wherever you are.
>this online tool
>The Spot the Station mobile app is an official NASA app that helps users track and receive notifications for International Space Station viewings as it passes over their respective location.
for fuck's sake, this was once just a website, wasn't it? just keep the same tool on the web you twats.

>>81805574
>for fuck's sake, this was once just a website, wasn't it? just keep the same tool on the web you twats.
https://heavens-above.com/PassSummary.aspx?satid=25544&lat=52.0601&lng=-1.339&loc=Unnamed&alt=0&tz=GMT&cul=en

Adjust coordinates

>>81805571
YOU ARE LIVE ON BRITFEEL PLEASE DO NOT SWEAR

Mum's got Live Aid playing on the TV. BBC Two innit.

thank you space friends

>>81805090
This could have been better, but it wasnt bad.
Wont shit through your letterbox just yet mate

All of you are just a fucking bunch of britbongs
you ever think of that?

>>81805608
Alri' Offie lad you still freelance gardening or found a job? Hope you're still off the booze. Saw a comment on Reddit about people stealing Toby Carvery meat and thought of you taking them out back and burning their fingers as punishment.

Live Aid making me want to pick up me guitar again.

>>81805616
In the grand scheme of the universe it's all pointless and uncaring, regardless of collective group.

>>81805591
*geordie voice* day 53.blad is in the diary room

>>81805571
Those original big brothers were great, even as a kid it was entertaining

yep, took 30 minutes of thinking to come up with 1 reply, no wonder im a friendless spastic, I think im going to look into dole for autism, sick of life being this difficult

>>81805641
>I JUST REALLY WANNA FUCK EVA ALRIGHT
>IM NOT AS FAT AS I ONCE WAS I SWEAR
>LUV ME MUM SHES A DARLIN

I remember John McKirrick the horse racing guy pure cracking up on Big Brother because they wouldn't give him his Diet Coke.

>>81805614
just love the guitar in it, weird tuning as well

play us a song offie x
or show us a song made on the computer x

>>81805644
Who ls she!!!!!!!!!

You lads should just move to the coast i.e Scarborough

>Cheap
>Never gets hot (didn't even go above 20c today)
>Barely ever snows

i like when the criminals freak out and cry on Cops

>>81805676
>move to the coast

Jade Goody was a right vile cunt until she died and suddenly she was an angle.

>>81805630
Freelance for the time being, I'm doing the FreeCodeCamp.org course. I'd highly recommend it for rotters. Easy to learn and it's sort of fun doing the problem solving.

I told some mates of mine that work IT and have gotten some support. Now I'm in the process of leaning Bootstrap, a framework that speeds up the process of making something nice to look at (I'm essentially learning to build from total scratch). When I've got that down I'm going to start quoting local businesses for updates to their sites. Lots of family owned restaurants and pubs out there with unreadable shit and people bricking their sites with ChatGPT, there's a market in fixing them.

Still not woozing.

I'm growing a few things I can sell people, there are certain flowering plants that are super profitable.

>>81805676
>Riddled with illegal street traders
>post-mudflood town

The X Factor was kinda womfy back in the day ngl. Rex from Big Brother was kino. Corrrr. Used to watch so much reality slop when I was a kid because my mother was into all that. Soaps too. Corrr. Tfw John Stape. Tfw Max Branning.

>>81805693
Shame we never got to cross paths

Lads lads lads you'll never guess what..I GOT THE HOTEL PORTER JOB.

They even want me on a trial shift tomorrow night! I've never had a trial shift before..I'm not exactly sure what one is desu

>>81805707
>I GOT THE HOTEL PORTER JOB.

>>81805693
Sounds like you're being really productive. Careful the rozzers don't do you in for the flowers.

>>81805694
I saw an absolute 1on1 doppelganger of Paul Gadd (Gary Glitter) the other day, my parents did too and agreed. I instantly though "Thats him" without second though, same everything. If he wasn't still (allegedly) in prison I'd have sworn to the grave it was him.

Was near Jimmys old place too, they dumped Maxine Carr and Karen Matthews here too so I wouldn't even be surprised if they released him here.

>>81805699
Just announced Max Branning is returning permanently in the Autumn de lid. All about the Brannings this Christmas I reckon.
Was Rex the roided out fella who got warnings for shouting at the women?

>>81805707
I think it's better to start ASAP. Nothing worse than being told you can start in 4 weeks, no knowing what it'll be like. At least now you'll know immediately. I think you'll enjoy it

>>81805660
I can't find my old vocaroos on the archives.

>>81805712
Aw thanks lad I am feeling pretty chad rn ngl

>>81805707
I wouldn't mind working in a hotel, something very comfy about it.

Only a five star though, four star at a push.

>>81805721
>they dumped Maxine Carr and Karen Matthews here
that is some serious local-only lore. Have you ever seen her? I heard she got a facelift

>>81805653
Dont know why we are both associated with one another. It could have easily been another tripmong. We rarely speak anymore to be honest. And when we do she will say what is it like to be fat or hey fatty why are you fat or something. I dont mind but I think its a little bit on the nose.

>>81805693
>Bootstrap
>local websites
You're about 2 decades late lad

>>81805726
Nah I think he like owned restaurants or something. Had that deanomaxxed gf. Chantelle I think. He was a bit ginger.

Corrr Branningkino is back. Not watched in years, just clips.

>>81805740
Is Maxine Carr the Moors Murders lassie?

>>81805674
Haha damn that bitxh was crazy

>>81805699
Who killed archie glued to my seat,,had to know who did it xxxx

>>81805740
>that is some serious local-only lore. Have you ever seen her? I heard she got a facelift

no it was years ago, they got recognised and both got relocated pretty swiftly and the whole thing memoryholed.

>>81805743
Poor lad doesn't know how bad it is now, I don't want to shatter his dreams though. Learning new things is good regardless.

>>81805745
Chantelle was interesting. She was a fake celebrity put into the celebrity edition. Went on to marry the guy from Ordinary Boys and Simon Amstell ripped him apart for it on Buzzcocks.

>>81805703
We were close. Would have been funny if I had seen you.

>>81805707
If it's a LINEN porter, you're gonna go round in the morning and pick up all the dirty duvets and sheets, chuck them in big metal rolling cages and put them in a space to be picked up by a lorry. If the people are cunts, carry an opaque water bottle to put all the cash you find into. Rookie error putting in your pockets and it falls out by mistake. Good luck lad.

>>81805743
Surprisingly not if you try it.

Had an eBay order that was 20 DAYS AT THE INTERNATIONAL SORTING OFFICE. fucking hell I thought it went missing. Anyway after sending eBay a message they found it and its on the way. Glover is in there it lush.

There was a group of black man chatting up some haggard slags in an overcrowded shite cocktail bar, grim times. Hate drunks.

>>81805674
Just read she died in 2021 to anorexia

>>81805792
All this effort for YOU GOTTA LOVE THE GLOVE. Hope it comes soon. Any other goodies in there?

>>81805775
It may have been another girl then. Unsure. Yeah I membah that thing with the book and Preston.

>>81805761
Think I missed that story, might be due to age. My peak memories were of Stacey and Max affair, things like that. Live episode. Kino.

Pre-500 anxiety getting really really bad. Please please can we hit 500.

Mums out tonight on the gin and tonics. Every time she goes out she used to bring back takeaway. But now that she is on that mt.Kilimanjaro stuff I dont think she will do. Not right.

>>81805802
Ah ye there was a live episode 1 year that was around new years or christmas innit. 2010. Or 2011. That was comfy.

New relevent edition

>>81805814
>>81805814

>>81805814
>>81805814

>>81805766
learning deprecated shit is not good, it only gives him false hope
>>81805782
you haven't tried it though because you're still learning and the local website and bespoke software industry literally unironically died decades ago

>>81805802
Wait NO. CHantele was the page 3 lass who then put on a load of weight when she left. I'm thinking of some other lass.

Not right lauren running over max

>>81805727
Yeah your right lad and thanks I hope so!

>>81805739
Yeah I hope it's gonna be cosy I've never had a proper job before but I've stayed in a few hotels so I've got some experience

>>81805782
It's a night porter job lad so I'll be there most nights from 10pm until 7am

>>81805800
Mission impossible, glover and a few other collection shelf fillers. Nothing exciting. Even got a golf game for our mark.

>>81805826
Cor kingas wine bottle. Chantelle was cute.

>>81805826
Yeah they all mix together in my head too desu.

>>81805803
No lad. Shippy had to make a new thread.

>>81805782
Not with videography and photography packages.

>>81805834
Womfy, you can post here from it.

I told the hair lassie about my aunty nd she explained about how everything happen for a reason.It true

theres this girl on tiktok and man phwoooaorrr

>>81805742
mate the only person she really directly refers to is you
also get over yourself im right

Hair lassie knows the score x

>>81805895
>It true
Its literally not.

>>81803484
You're only apologising because you forgot to take your trip off.

>>81805993
He NEVER does that anymore, he said so himself.
Even though he clearly does it several times and it's not even subtle.