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Anonymous No.81804148 >>81804163 >>81804193 >>81804247 >>81804273 >>81804331 >>81804507 >>81804951
I think I will just kidnap some moid
Anonymous No.81804154
ooh oooh!
pick me pick me!!
Dimitri Alexandre Blaiddyd !!Lup2q3LQ5Kv No.81804163 >>81804241 >>81804279
>>81804148 (OP)
How do you plan to do that? We moids are strong y'know higher bone density and usually bigger and taller than those of the female sex...
Anonymous No.81804193
>>81804148 (OP)
you're male, and i'd still kill you with my bare hands
Anonymous No.81804205
Immediate stockholm syndrome.
Anonymous No.81804241 >>81804317
>>81804163
*hits you on back of head with oversized frying pan flattening you into pancake*
*uses spatchula to scoop you up into her van*
Anonymous No.81804247 >>81804257 >>81804296
>>81804148 (OP)
I will trap you.
I will break you.
I will make you a slave.
I will control every aspect of your life.
You will worship me. You'll lick my feet. You'll cleanse my ass. I will completely and utterly mindbreak you. You will never know life without me again. Every action you will take will be centered around me. You will lose all identity. You will completely and utterly submit to me for the rest of your life.
Anonymous No.81804257
>>81804247
no you won't lolo
Anonymous No.81804273
>>81804148 (OP)
can i go to work if i promise to come right back?
Anonymous No.81804279 >>81804317 >>81804533
>>81804163

It's simple, I will just drug you up and you will wake up in my cave
Anonymous No.81804296
>>81804247
I'll come home from work, see dinner isn't made, then slap you.
Dimitri Alexandre Blaiddyd !!Lup2q3LQ5Kv No.81804317 >>81804906
>>81804241
>*hits you on back of head with oversized frying pan flattening you into pancake*
>*uses spatchula to scoop you up into her van*
Umm be careful anon I dunno what you're planning to do with a live adult moid but if you employ this method you might just straight up kill him or give him an aneurysm...I dunno if that's your goal I dunno you might wanna use high concentration Ether, chloroform or GHB in their drink instead.

>>81804279
>It's simple, I will just drug you up and you will wake up in my cave
Hawt. But what's stopping me from just punching you and walking out?
Anonymous No.81804331
>>81804148 (OP)
why kidnap when you could just say please?
Anonymous No.81804507
>>81804148 (OP)
lol I kidnapped my ex off this very board
Anonymous No.81804533 >>81804906
>>81804279
Wouldn't work, I'm so mistrustful I wouldn't accept any drink, or food offered. You'd have to gas me somehow or just banzai charge with a needle and hope for the best.
Anonymous No.81804570
I wish a femanon would kidnap me so I could be her friend but I'm too soulless to have any feelings towards someone higher than lust, so if she loved me, yeah that'd be an issue
Anonymous No.81804612
I wish a femanon would kidnap me and kill me and chop my body up and dispose of me except for a few pieces which she would deliver to my family to torment them annually on the anniversary of my disappearance.
Anonymous No.81804906 >>81804939 >>81805029
>>81804317

Only I know pin code for the door

>>81804533

>taps into water pipes in moid's house


You will like it moid. You will have comfy moidpen and get 20k for a gaming setup etc.
Dimitri Alexandre Blaiddyd !!Lup2q3LQ5Kv No.81804939
>>81804906
>Only I know pin code for the door
Dumb idea you better not ever use it right in front of its not that hard to memorize a 4-digit integer especially if your life and FREEDOM depends on it and I assure you I am quite perceptive...
Even if you use a keycard I would just play good and be a good puppy/boytoy/slave but the moment I get an opportunity to swipe that thing I'm taking it and free never gonna look back you cannot cage me!!!
Anonymous No.81804951
>>81804148 (OP)
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Anonymous No.81805029
>>81804906
>taps into water pipes in moid's house
I only drink president's choice sparkling water. No joke.
Anonymous No.81805116
Sure, come kidnap me. Drop your tag.