Thread 81805493

Post 1 thing about the opposite gender you like seeing and 1 thing about you they might like in return. I'm curious what weird stuff you robots are interested in.

>inb4 I have no redeeming qualities
Then how'd your parents get laid? Surely something passed down to you.


I'll go first as an example:
I think it's cute when girls ears poke out of their hair like pic rel. Especially if its just the tip of their ear.

I think girls would like that I make a lot of money.

>>81805493 (OP)
I'm gonna go with nothing, aaaand... nothing.
>how'd your parents get laid?
Chad dad, Stacy mom. I look like my mom. My sister looks like my dad. God is a jew.

>>81805493 (OP)
I think that girl with above shoulder length hair look very cute ^^
>about you they might like
not a single damn thing
>Surely something passed down to you.
I got all the worst qualities,

Eye bags on girls is one, and I am tall at 6'4" which I have read online is desirable for guys

>1 thing I like seeing
Short hair on girls. Not super dyke short but just relatively short, I dunno why it's just nice.
>1 thing about you they might like in return
I dunno, I keep getting comments about my hands. But besides that, I have no chance.
>Then how'd your parents get laid?
A fucked up chance meeting between a severely abused woman and an awkward 38 year old man with no kids.

>>81805569
>I got all the worst qualities,
What would you say is your strongest trait? Even if weak by comparison. It doesnt have to be physical

>>81805493 (OP)
i think guys who wear glasses so fucking adorable its the cutest thing i think guys would like the fact i have dd cups

>>81805493 (OP)
>1 thing about the opposite gender you like seeing
i know its technically 2 things, but i like when foids are both dominant and caring. if a foid has those 2 attributes then everything else about her is completely permissible, even if that means she looks like hamudi in a wig
>1 thing about you they might like in return
every single facet of my looks and personality is either mediocre at best or completely subhuman at worst. the only thing i have going for me is being neurotypical

>>81805603
>Eye bags on girls
Based, I think they're cute too

>>81805705
>strongest trait?
I'll list two
I can eat a lot of junk without gaining any weight
I have a high pain tolerance
That's it really

>>81805777
checked

>I have a high pain tolerance
I want to be in your squad for ww3

>>81805827
thanks but you wouldn't
I don't want to be a soldier and if I got drafted I'd start shooting up the boot camp as soon as I got a gun
I hate that shitty hierarchy and being forced into it would not end well

>1 thing about the opposite gender you like seeing
Big breasts (well, there are more meaningful and beautiful (in the humanistic sense) within a person, but honestly i fucking love beautiful big breasts

>1 thing about you they might like in return
I'm red-haired (and I'm not Scottish or Irish, which makes it more rare where I live), though I'm not sure whether girls like or just found interesting due to the rarity. Other then that I'm sensitive, they might like this

>>81805493 (OP)
when theyre autistic as fuck

and i guess they like my height? idk

>>81805493 (OP)
being alive (optional)
being alive (optional)

>>81805493 (OP)
Small boobs are extremely erotic.

To stop calling me a pedo for liking adult women with tiny titties. I'll start a psyop to make men call women pedos for liking manlets without beards if they don't stop doing that.

>Post 1 thing about the opposite gender you like seeing
I like girls who are depressed/suicidal and have no goals in life because I feel the same

>1 thing about you they might like in return.
I'm skinny, decent eye area, strong jaw, and broad shoulders for appearance. For personality I'm able to hold a conversation well enough and I think I have good taste in clothes

>>81805603
>>81805753
>X on girls
cute!!!
>X on guys
disgusting

>>81805569
Love shortish hair.
>>81805493 (OP)
I've always been complemented on my eyes/eyebrows/eyelashes

>>81805493 (OP)
I like when women don't dress like sluts.
There's nothing they would like about me.

>>81805493 (OP)
nerds and geeks for me. i'm demisexual and attracted to all genders so it doesn't really come into play. being chill and a bit freaky is so much better than conventionally hot and prudish

>>81806228
*bites ur throat out*>>81806228

>>81806199
Yeah bro like tits

>>81805493 (OP)
I like when girls wear those little necklaces.

Ive been complimented on my veiny arms before even though I am not terribly muscular

>>81806251
Mhm. Mhm. I don't understand your frustration.

>>81806273
bot check blud

>>81806278
huh? I don't get it. Are you a bot?