ISS edition

Should be visible from the whole UK. Coming up from the west, passing almost overhead, slightly to the south, falling to the east

Starts 23:22
Peak 23:25
Finish 23:28

>>81805782
>We were close. Would have been funny if I had seen you.

I cam very close to coming in the Maidstone one, and about 2 minutes before got a call and had to pick someone up. Did get Gravesend though

For me it was Stella abusing Ben and then Ben abusing Louise and then Phil calling Ben a gayboy and sparking him out.

>>81805792
Imagine ordering anything from outside the UK. When I order anything I immediately filter to UK only

Pre-500 anxiety causing me to go into a panic attack. Please return and finish the previous thread
>>81803350
>>81803350
>>81803350

>>81805842
Oh I collect imported NTSC retro games. Also I am a bit of a region snob. Most PAL retro games are not optimised correctly frame rate, resolution ect because the developers at the time couldnt be bothered to do the extra work, a few did but not many. A little bit extra but worth it in the long run.

>>81805842
For proper collectors like Blad and DVDlad it is essential to buy American imports.

>>81805838
It NOT right what Stella did to Ben with that teaspoon. It not right what Janine did to Barry from EastEnders. Mustang Sally.

>>81805856
Im with 500 lad. Dont see why we have to make a new one at 400 when it goes all the way up to 500.

>>81805871
Kek. Barry's demise was so fucking tragic. Love how the actor took it in his stride and played it for laughs afterwards.
Anyone used to watch Hollyoaks? Got that storyline with Newt the wee emo schizo lad in my head recently.

Absolutely GAGGING for something sweet but theres nowt in! Fuckin hell im withering away here.

>>81805886
The whole Barry from EastEnders thing in Extras is one of the funniest things in TV easily for me. That show was so good.

>>81805889
Got some mini carrot cakes in but craving some chocolate to be honest. Not even any cereal in either which is my go to in a snack emergency.

death is such a mad thing when you actually think about it, go 99.9% of my life not really thinking into it then when I do its like oh fuck, I will actually die one day, we will all die and then what? rvtrn to nothing? idk about that one, not comfy

>>81805886
>Anyone used to watch Hollyoaks?
Yesh every day after skewl,around the time when Becca + Justin was big thing. I remember wee newt nd didnt Nancy have another weird tattoo boyfriend too. I fancied psycho Clare nd I also fancied Louise but it gave me the boke that she went out w/ Warren nd she couldve done better.

Thinking about abusing some over the counter ibuprofen-codeine mix. What do we reckon, pop 4 of them and get cosy? 200mg ibu 8mg codeine X 4

>>81805814 (OP)
>ISS edition
Don't you bongs feel embarrassed that your country hardly contributed to such a historic project? Even the leafs have their Canada arm. What do you have? When was the last time a British native was even in space? Pathetic.

>>81805926
Had a huge crush on Nancy on the 2000s. Think she's still in it too. Yeah psycho Claire was fit me lid. Lots of fit birds used to be in the show. Caught an episode recently and it was shite.

>>81805946
Will it get us girlfriends?

ISS VISIBLE IN 20 MINUTES!

>>81805957
You're expecting any of us to go outside lad

>>81805952
Evil sexy plotting intensifies

>>81805977
Up to you lad, at least 1 has expressed an interest

>>81805946
When did YOU last go to ""space"" anon?

>>81805946
We invented Donkey Kong Country and GTA. Pipe down yank.

>>81805886
corr remember the hollyoaks babes calenders? anothing thing lost because of woke

>>81805946
no one fucking cares mate

>>81805983
I can get better views of it on youtube

>>81805989
It's like those pictures of old game conventions where there's a 10 year old lad smiling next to a fucking slutty lara croft rep actually sent by Sony or the devs themselves

>>81805977
outside is still fucking around 20c what the fuck is this gay shit

>>81805989
I remember flicking to page 3 seeing Lucy Pinders massive tits in asda on the news stand. They used to sell nuts and zoo in newsagents n all.

>>81805978
This hairstyle awakens my teenage bebo lust. Anyone know what I mean?

>>81806026
>bebo
Fuck mate that activated core nostalgia that honestly just made me sad.

T-10 MINUTES

>>81806036
Fuck me hope nobody mentions Piczo.

>>81806026
Had a friend that was obsessed with having a high love score. He would pester me sometimes daily to send him love to make it higher. Bebo was quite good you could customise your page and have music playing and all sorts.

>>81806039
Fuck off mong we're screentimemaxxing

>>81806052
Spent a lot of time whacking it off to girls I knew from school back then.
Good times.

MySpace Tom

T-5 MINUTES

few minutes away

Membah FarmVille. I membah. Membah before "likes" it was "become a fan of" on Facebook.

Garn watch that Ghost of Yotei gameplay trailer corrr.

IT IS STILL TOO FUCKING HOT

Expect changes lads. No more 4chan for brits.

>>81806097
So why aren't these vermin banning plebbit?

T-1 minute to visibility

>>81806106
it has age checks

>>81805924
Death legitimately terrifies me so much, don't get how people aren't afraid of it. I had a massive mental health crisis over it when I was 16 and get pangs now when I think about the possibility of non-existence for ETERNITY. Just thinking about eternity, terrifying.

Visible now to the west

>>81806123
my window points north

what colour is the ISS?

>>81806115
I couldnt give a shit about death.
I'm only terrified of a slow and/or painful death.

If you tell me that tonight I'm gonna go to sleep and never wake up again, I'll quite merrily sleep away.

>>81806133
You could go out into the garden/street

Ooh I think I can see it. Does it just look like a star moving?

Directly overhead now

>>81806149
why is link facefucking that pig

>>81806136
should be slightly orange/yellow due to the light reflecting off the SAWs

Think I'm going to watch Dragon Inn (1967).

>>81806149
That's it, falling towards the coast now

>>81806152
>A little dot in the sky

Wow very impressive

>>81806154
Dont be so bloody gross!
>>81806157
Huh. I saw a white light moving across the sky. But there was no flashing like a plane normally does. Aliens?
>>81806161
Corrr. That was pretty cool actually.

oh my fricking days i saw it lads it were amazing. have you seen them elon musk satellites before?

Just passed over the north sea

>>81806152
>BRO ITS A WHITE SPOT
>NEXT TO OTHER WHITE SPOTS
>IM POGGING SO HARD RIGHT NOW
>SCIENCE IS SO LE HECKIN COOL

Might or might not end up spaffan, me

Undecided as of right now

Ebin franctically running towards to coast now chika has shown an interest

Think I saw it but could have just been a plane desu it was moving fast?

Oh, wow... there's something flying in the sky? How exciting. Never seen that before...
NOT!

>>81806097
>The regulator won't tell platforms exactly how to verify users' ages. But it could be sharing a selfie in real time, or checking bank details.
Hiro won't do this
>A source said: "kids shouldn't have to be grateful they can't see violent porn on their devices the next debate is about what is healthy online."
>the next debate is about what is healthy online.
4chan won't be seen as healthy

>>81806174
How's the diet going cheeka mate, any ice sneed?

>>81806196
I just had some haagen dazs. It was the last of it. Had to be done. Monday I'm cutting it right down.

>>81806174
>Corrr. That was pretty cool actually.
Glad you enjoyed it

There will be another pass at 00:58-01:03 slightly dimmer, but you know what you're looking for this time

Spaffbury-on-wuttingtonshire

>>81806115
That assumes there really is nothing, there was nothing before you were born, so nothing can result in something, you might get reincarnated

>>81806190
Been watching porn since I was like 8 and had no issues. Bloody nanny state.
*goons for 12 hours straight and then shoots out a pathetic droplet of cum*

>>81806202
Might buy some haagen dazs when I see it, what flavour again? Are you getting thicc?

>>81806213
i always thought this, if there truly was nothing I wouldn't be here right now typing this because it'd be impossible for me to be but here I am and I came from nothing, so there isn't nothing then or there is for a bit and I might come back, but it wont be me so I essentially do stop existing, or do I, dunno im confused now.

Who is watching the next pass at 1am?

Thing I love about my mate cheeks is he always takes the time to honestly reply, a lot of other people evade you or outright ignore you.

This does make him easy to bait however.

Got passed by ~8 or so balaclavaed youths on those electric bike things doing wheelies and being antisocial. Nigga music has done such social damage

>>81806272
Chika is a good lad I enjoy socialising with him. Unlike Helper who never has a conversation with you.

Will never pork a girl's quinny

>>81806284
Need Charlie Veitch with you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ALA3ws4c84

>D-delete the video from your phone!
*gets sent into orbit*

>>81806246
Vanilla. The strawberry one is pretty good too. Most of the other ones have additives I don't wanna have so I can't say for them. Hmmm yeh kinda gained some weight since late last year and have been living a lot more clean the past 6 or 7 weeks and I havent lost any. Eating better but still eating too much. It not right.

>>81806272
I do ignore some things. If it's an obvious troll I ignore.

Excuse me, sir... what are you doing walking around in the dark at 3am in the morning dressed like an army reserve?

>shops at waitrose and pays higher prices for food made in the same food factories
>goes on holiday every other month and abroad many times throughout the year
>likely has multiple cars
>private education only for his family
>earns several hundred thousand a year before tax
>goes on news pretending pubs are struggling like it's COVID-19 still

And Ruth's dad wants to pay even less tax. Every person in that news article is either greedy, bad at running a pub or is being extorted by suppliers. Alcohol costs the NHS, police and councils billions every year. It's like these people don't realise realise how bad and rundown England is outside of their expensive cities.

>>81806349
It's like farmers, always whining yet somehow have two range rovers

>>81806361
Sounds like you're jealous of their range rover (working vehicle)

>>81806349
>And Ruth's dad wants to pay even less tax

>>81806361
Farmers are fucking loaded. Drive across the country in Northern Ireland and all you see is massive fucking farmhouses with fancy cars parked outside.

>>81806375
>Farmers are fucking loaded
so they should be, hardest working people in the economy

>Be Ruth's dad
>Hard working man
>Just wants to provide a decent life for his family
>People seething at him for achiving his goals

>>81806381
My fucking arse. They have farmhands they pay a pittance to do all the work.

Lazy PIP dossers seething that you can't get a Range Rover on the motability scheme

Absolutely hate Francis Bourgeois. Deano cunt pretending to be a sperg. Almost like he's taking the piss, and people eat it up.

>>81806391
>They have farmhands they pay a pittance

Farmers are the most entitled cunts on society. Even when they can't keep their business afloat they still feel it's their god given right to farm their land. Kick the cunts out and let the government take over.

Just cannot make friends for the life of me. No idea how to converse properly and people just find me super unlikeable beyond general greetings.

>>81806361
Yeah "struggling" to these sorts of people is not making as much as they did before the scamdemic. Like cutting back on 20 to 15 holidays a year is struggling to them. Farmers are at least essential, though. Pubs are quite literally serving legalised class a drugs. You don't need alcohol to survive life.

>>81806381
So true. Not pub landlords serving up a health crisis.

>>81806422
>they still feel it's their god given right to farm their land

>>81806422
>Kick the cunts out and let the government take over.

NO YOU CAN'T JUST CHARGE INHERITANCE TAX ON MY PROPERTIES!! I'M A FARMER!!!

>>81806438
>NO YOU CAN'T JUST CHARGE INHERITANCE TAX ON MY PROPERTIES!!

Bin men need a good fucking smack aswell the lazy fucking cunts

There is a lot of New Money in the thread tonight

Ghost of Yotei be looking kino. Though looks really similar to Tsushima. Feels like an if it's not broken don't fix it sorta thing. Shall be buying.

I want a bath x Mammy

>>81806457
Would be cool of they did a similar game but set in ancient China.

>>81806470
My entire conception of that history is just like 5 seconds from a film where they fire like a million arrows at once. I know nothing else about it but it seems cool.

>>81806190
Why yes im going to hand over my bank card details to every Tom dick and Harry website on the internet. Who comes up with this shit? Brain dead boomers thinking they can police the internet with their bullshit rules and regulations. Banning things never works they will always be a way to access banned material whether the government likes it or not.

>>81806503
Even set in The Romance of the 10 Kingdoms or something would be cool. Feel like it's a bit naff just doing Japan again. Still it looks really good. Hopefully more and cuter foxes to pet.

>>81806349
Paul is a well known advocate for his industry and has spoken in parliament about it. Just because his pubs might be doing well, that doesn't mean that all pubs are. Pubs are shutting down weekly, it is a struggling industry. The struggling ones would definitely benefit from a tax cut. Either way, I blame nobody for not wanting to pay tax to this regime, which is clearly working against the British people.

>>81806388
>hard working man

I expect pubs run themselves once you've got a good staff roster. Probably just turns up in a Porsche occasionally to see how things are running and then buggers off back to golf.

>>81806524
Meant 3 Kingdoms don't know why I said 10.

>>81806524
Yeah the environment looks very similar to the first game, I guess they did such a good job the first time around and couldn't find a way to improve on it. Japan is womfy anyway.

Got id'd again. That's over 10 times in the last month in gambling venues. Maybe they are sending auditors to test Think25 policies so they're being overly cautious

>>81806526
So what? There were already too many pubs and younger people don't drink as much as past generations. Therefore it's natural more pubs would be closing. Maybe the local councils shouldn't charge such high rates.
>>81806527
But you don't understand these mongoloids work their whole life and never delegate. They're control freaks.

>>81806423
You probably don't even dress very well and expect some random lass to approach you on a park bench. It doesn't happen.

>>81806571
>So what? There were already too many pubs and younger people don't drink as much as past generations. Therefore it's natural more pubs would be closing. Maybe the local councils shouldn't charge such high rates.
It's part of British culture me lad. Would you rather see these pubs being turned into mosques? That is what is happening. Two in Leicester are being converted now.

>>81806563
You're out gambling now? I always avoided casinos, I feel out of place without even entering one. Dunno why.

A year's supply of beans for r shippy.

>>81806588
I didn't realise the only two options were pub or mosque. But since you asked, I'd obviously rather a pub than a mosque. I'd also rather not have a bunch of Turkish barbers, tanning salons, nail bars and vape shops plaguing the high street but until our government takes a serious stance on Islamic immigration then we're cooked.

There will be a tipping point where the Islamists outnumber white British men and we'll all be fucked.

Mammy ;o
Charge my switch xx

Wonder if the lad had to explain britfeel to the police when he when visiting pubs.

>>81806589
Well, slots arcades and bingo halls.

Only been in the casino once, it's a bit daunting with love croupiers and try hard deanos on nights out

I think I've basically written my washing machine off. 8 rinse cycles and the stench of Ariel gel is still unbearable

>>81806589
Not right now. Few hours ago at bingo, been id'd twice in there despite being a member.

forgot about the space station.

well. i don't care about space, anyway.

It was surely God's grace that sat me down w hair lassie that day x

>>81806672
they could be IDing you to check you're not banned

>>81806708
no they make jokes about looking youthful

My Apu is going fucking mental begging for a 'brekkie sarnie'.
Not sure whether to make him a 3 rasher bacon sarnie, a two luxury cut-in-half-sausage sarnie or a two a egg and grated cheddar cheese sarnie.
Don't know whether to spread mustard, butter, mayonnaise, ketchup, sriracha or salad cream.
He won't go to sleep without a posh supper. He's fond of a cob but also likes half and half bread. In tears, I don't want to get it wrong like the last time.

how many hours until HHL is unbanned?

my parents abused me by not letting me have chocolate before bed.

>>81806731
Probably just trying to ease the tension, the Gambling Commision are hot on businesses these days, if they let people in who have ask to be excluded they'll be in trouble.

If it's only you they ID it might be something else then

>>81806672
Bingo is stressful. They read out the numbers too quick. Supposed to be a game of luck but there is a sort of skill in it. Was like that when I last played at a local social club anyway idk about these bingo halls.

>>81806755
It's all automated on tablets now mate which makes it even more stupid. Might as well play on your phone.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=to2SMng4u1k
Star Wars fanboys crack me up, man. this is MORE goofy than just filming yourselves in a warehouse having a lightsaber fight.
Alec Guinness just did a silly little twirl.

>>81806771
>>81806755
You can play on paper still, I play on board because I buy more tickets than you can dab on paper. Still have to shout mind, I enjoy watching the numbers and how many numbers each line is called for.

>>81806751
They just didn't want you getting fat

>>81806771
what the hell. it's not like there weren't easier ways to pick a random number, the balls are the point. like pinball (whatever electronics/tech they do add to it)

>>81806771
Wut. That takes the soul out of it. Do you not even get the calls like two fat ladies etc. Checking to see if you have the number is like most of the fun. Another reason that technology is evil.

I always feel too shy to shout out that I have won too. Bingo might be for you but it not for me.

>>81806793
nah they just didn't love me.

could accept automated bingo scanning software. either just OCRs standard bingo sheets, or they have some kind of pattern/QR code type thing on them.

that'd speed up checking/verification without just putting it all on screens. the game itself remains the same.

>>81806800
They don't say two fat ladies and stuff like that. They say "all the 8s 88" or "six and nine, 69" " in it's own number 5" etc

Wrong'uns aren't they these immigrants says bike lad. Dirty little rapists. Rozzers protecting a dangerous cult. Sent the lad on his way or do the old breach of the peace bollocks.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yP2_tUqyC64?t=13m

>>81806797
>>81806831
The RNG and ticket numbers are all computerized, they put the serial number of the paper card onto their callers screen to check it. Or if you're on a board you click a claim button after shouting

>>81806853
dislike this.

>>81806840
It all gone woke. Why do people even bother then. See I just see gambling as a vehicle for fun, actually winning money is secondary. Like at horse races I just bet on names I like or the horse with the worst odds.

>>81806840
>Two Fat Ladies

The most womfy cooking programme ever. It really sad how everything ended though,

>>81806842
cor missed the first one. one fucking hour.

but i want to see this cult take on the auditors. need to, even.

>>81806857
Slots are fun, it's like dopamine masturbation on your brain, the noises and lights etc, all carefully designed to keep you spinning

>>81806882
I skip mostly to the good parts. Auditing just isn't as entertaining for me anymore. I miss the good old days when the police used to start swearing and arresting them.

>>81806889
That is why it is dangerous surely. Why did you get into gambling even? This is some strange lore.

Tilde karaoke dropped:

https://vocaroo.com/1cikGX6NesU1

>>81806893
yeah winding up random staff is just daft. used to be police actually arresting them under the guise of terrorist laws.
at the very least edit this shite. i'm watching two YouTubers just walk around. producers of the videos should be the one skipping around, speeding through parts, FOR me. hmph i say.

>>81806895
Got into bingo going with parents.

Slots is just some excitement in an otherwise dreadfully boring day to day life , somewhere to go for some dooooopamine. If I did it online I'd lose everything

Broke my heart to be honest when i leanrned my little sister was drinking alcohol n stuff when she was about 16
Even though,I cant really lecture anyone on doing stuff like that
But I did think it was too young,,Nd it was more like,,What kind of head cases are you hanging out with then,What else do they do,Since when did u want to get drunk,I used to get annoyed when she wanted on my PC to play dress up doll games Nd then when she went from barbie to Bratz I had thought That seems a bit grown up all of a sudden Nd then next thing it was like Lambrini
However,,Its the same thing really as when i had my drug meltdown in front of my older sister nd she was right in front of me when i was off my face.N she was really really upset.It wasnt even funny.And then the worst part was I took it out on her cus i was like.Am trying to get a nice buzz here gies peace. Nd she "Confiscated" my "paraphernalia" nd threw it in the bin nd I was raging which is pathetic.I didnt appreciate from her POV how thats upsetting cus am exactly the same where I was jst a really quiet wean nd had no interests in "bad" stuff nd then suddenly I was just into it she was confused about that. So i can see the bigger picture now.I think she was quite hurt how i was acting nd she didnt trust me for a while maybe a long while.But were on good terms now.
Its a bit like a mild simulation of having weans urself I guess

>>81806930
Ah, yeah I think it's not so bad when it's confined to a specific location. Money is so worthless anyway.

Just seeing brown people makes me feel sick. It's like seeing an animated human sized talking turd. They smell like one too.

I play the lottery too because it's my only realistic escape plan from my current lifestyle

>>81806946
I hope one day I'll find a dosser slots gf, I interacted with a Chinese milf a few times who always has a bit of legs on show, she's probably well into her 50s but decent.

>>81806921
Thing is this is all they can do now. Their DBS is fucked. No one will hire them as it stays on your record even if not guilty or no further action. There's no way AB could ever apply for another job. I remember the police officer reading out the stuff they have on him.

>>81806970
forgot the one lad's name, arrested at a police station, turned out to actually be a drug dealer? why risk it man.

almost siding with the cult in this first video so far. why would the staff just let people in? why not ring ahead? Derren Brown did it better.

>>81806948
I've spent too much on the lottery. It kinda lost its appeal now though. I honestly don't think a large sum of money would make me happy. Not even a lottery win can save you from your own nonsense. It sad.

>>81806964
Corrr. You seem to like older women.

Wonder if Will spaffed inside Ruth's tuppence tonight

There was probly times while i was growing up that i wished i was a only child
Bc i was that introverted nd i wanted my mothers attention all the time
But am glad that am not,Really glad
If i imagine being an only child right now,I would be so much more alone
Even if they live in a diff city,,I know theres ppl out there connected to me so I dont feel like am fully alone in life

>>81806930
>in an otherwise dreadfully boring day to day life

>>81806995
koleeberks. He was treated like shit in one audit though. Officer told him to fuck off and wrestled him to the ground when he didn't comply. Mad to think he's rotting in jail for drugs now instead of driving his nice mercedes everywhere.

https://www.getreading.co.uk/news/reading-berkshire-news/high-wycombe-police-station-video-19403232

>Crosslad's sister borrows his computer
>goes to play her doll dress-up games
>he's already installed them for her
cor, how considerate.

>>81807021
Of course he is. It's very nice weather this weekend. There will be lots of shagging and alcohol for many young couples.

>>81807004
>You seem to like older women

Some of them, depends on what you consider "older" I suppose. Not into gilfs but some 40-50s are nice.

ISS about to appear again

>>81807062
Yeh that's what I mean. Nowt wrong with an age gap my lidddd. Long as it above board.

>>81807073
I just heard a plane overhead that sounded very low. Spooked me. Thought it was all over for me.

Does anyone want to do an auditing channel with me? I want to be an auditor. Last time the police arrested me, though so it put me off.

>>81807098
No lad I have no desire to be a dickhead

>>81807098
Auditing the Swan and the Slip in York

>>81806945
>she went from barbie to Bratz
I remember thinking the bratz dolls were kinda cool compared to barbie and idk why, I'm not gay or anything, can't even explain why, they just had a certain swagger about them with their cute outfits and accessories desu

I'm going to publish the auditing video after the rozzers think they deleted it when they took it from me (unlawfully).

>>81807108
It's about exposing corrupt police that make up lies.

all right i like this woman and her daughter in the first cult video. "i'm not a racial person" i love her.

If I were a racial person Ngubu wouldn't be me fave player

>>81807112
I have no idea what those places are. I'm an auditor, not a drinker.

>>81807082
My ideal age would be 27-35 I suppose. Younger adults are retarded and annoying, anything older is a bit weird for dating

>>81807144
Good luck. I don't envy you straightsoys. It hard out there.

>>81807142
heard some suspicious characters were hanging around in there, drinking alone and muttering to themselves about young women's social media updates.

sounds like a job for citizen journalists.

>>81807144
I think some of us are just cursed. One day all our suffering will be over

>>81807161
I think a lad already audited it the other week I thought with his Google Pixel phone.

Were gerlz wiv a passion for fashion x

>tfw you will near earn more drinking badges than ruth

>>81805814 (OP)
Texas is about to be raped by flooding again tonight. HRRR is saying another 13 inches on the Llano

>tfw you will never earn more drinking badges than ruth

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ahmadi_Religion_of_Peace_and_Light
feels quite biased, this article.

>>81807130
Never had a problem with them lad just don't be a dickhead

anyone in this cult? is it any good?

>>81807217
How is filming places and not speaking to police being a dickhead? Fuck them cunts they've arrested me too many times. That's the punishment. 24 hours in prison. Always hold me there the longest too.

>>81807047
Lol.Its just those browser flash games drag n drop clothes on wee dolls kinda games.Blingee aesthetic.Other games she liked.Barbie Explorer on ps1.All the Bratz games.The Sims.Life is very short.x

>>81807227
See you're being a dickhead now

>>81807227
are you the nightwalk lad? and/or Tilde?

>>81807230
they added one of these to Neopets. was great.
>play
>do nothing
>fixed amount of Neopoints
>(x3 daily)

>>81807231
I'm only acting within the law. Of course you're going to be disrespectful to these tyrants when they arrest and release.

>>81807232
Yes night walk lad.

Feeling bit too.hot desu
Wish i had ice tea
Ill have a normal tea neways

>>81807252
>Yes night walk lad.
yeah get them exposed, then. not right how they treat you.

Stayed up too late watching reactslop videos on YouTube. The absolute state of me.

for me it's water. actually hoping i do piss out a kidney stone at this point.

should have listened to the smart lids who said 'an all-protein-bar diet is a bad idea'.

Nasty Kyla. Good job I downloaded the videos.

>>81805814 (OP)
Holy shit I've just had my first sip of rum and it's so good. I thought it'd taste shit like vodka but it's actually not bad. I see why pirates loved it (I was inspired by Rum deal OSRS quest). Ok thx for reading my monologue

kek her dad made his account private. they must be coming for you mong.

>>81807098
Think u should get a job instead pal.

going to audit everyone killing night walk anon's auditing dreams.

>>81807308
Did he make it private at the same time or today?

>>81807304
Kewl amethyst

Ruth has been placed into witness protection.

>>81807308
Ruth told her Dad about the situation then. Lass must be terrified. Hope you're happy, Ruthmong.

>>81807308
This is the sort of nonsense the police actually do waste time on under anarcho-tyranny as well.

Poor lass has probably watched some YouTube video essays about how 4chan is full of mass shooters in waiting and thinks she's now in danger.

When i watched soaps yrs ago i was jealous of neurotypicals nd how They acted really comfortable with each other on the screen nd didnt get anxiety about talkign to each other nd they jst have a vibe of like easy going nd even though bad stuff happens on a soap (fictional) I dont know they always had resilience nd always have ppl to depend on in their life nd even if they lose everyone theyd find new ppl nd stuff like that.I really wanted stuff like that nd just interface with the world in the regular way that you see on soaps where they walk into a pub nd have a conversation.At my age If am at the pub its wiv my mother nd she orders drinks for me.Theres something missing from my life thats so essential to living properly.

>actually, policeman, we were about to grass on the cult FIRST. for THEIR drone because it wasn't flying according to regulations and it could have hit OUR drone

this bloke could be sat dealing with real crimes (4chan posts and the like)

Thing is I'm not trans but I enjoy playing dress up with female dollies in games. Even in a game like Cyberpunk I love dressing my Female V up and making her look cool. I don't get the same joy doing this with male characters.

>>81807430
Noticed a weird trend since COVID of people queuing at a bar and getting annoyed if you ignore the queue and just walk up to an empty space at the bar. Bitch I ain't changing how it's always been.

>>81807463
it's a bar, it's horizontal. frustrating not getting served but if you're polite you end up saying "this guy was here first" about someone next to you, people say it about you too. already sorts the problem queuing solves, really.

>>81807454
>I enjoy playing dress up
You're probably a screaming bender then lad. Nothing wrong with that, mind. It's just how you are.

>>81807336
I don't know when but she must've finally had to talk about it to her father. Probably making out there's some creeps online.

>>81807386
Maybe she did or someone told him. Probably he sensed she was not being herself. I hope she didn't put on any emotional act on because females often do that for their fathers. I bet he thinks she's an angel...not with all them drunken parties.

>>81807494
People are fucking mental nowadays. COVID changed people.

>>81807441
it fucking crazy they're now fighting back the auditors with their own drones. Security mongs will never win.

>>81807510
I'm attracted to women though and watch straight porn. Never been attracted to a man. I think it's the idea of dressing up a female avatar in sexy clothes. Coomer stuff really. But even then in games like Dreamlight Valley I get autistic over my character having nice clothes.

Were galz wiv a passion 4 fashion x

don't really 'self insert' as characters in games, i'm controlling them but it's a third-person story still (like reading a novel with the protagonist's thoughts).

so i WILL pick the female option and choose nice clothes. nothing to do with me as a person.

>>81807514
don't want people to lose sight of basic manners, honesty. i know they can be bullshit but it's BETTER to get a feel for this stuff, surely?

just think: queueing itself could be next to go. chew on that one, zoomers.

>>81807401
Hmm yeah I hope they didn't waste any public resources if they did do that. The police are fucking useless. They'll just give you an outdated leaflet on online safety and in a polite way tell you to fuck off.

Heard that Crossy is embracing pampers over pussy following the hotel piss incident. Can anyone confirm?

That's my Saturday wank complete. Time for a magnum

>>81807527
siding with the cult/security/police more than i thought i would here. security CHADS reveal at the end they heard these two doing their YouTube intros walking down the street, they still suffered through the "i'm blind and need healing!" shite.
patience of saints. THEY should be cult leaders.

Is that nonce AB still doing auditing videos? Always came off as a low IQ Indian or Paki.

>>81807623
AB face reveal the other day. He's got a son and is a good father.

>>81807614
It sad how wanking controls us for hours every day.

Scots run auditing
Veitch, UKMTT, Laughing auditor
Oh aye

I met a nice lass the other day. I told her I was unemployed though and she quickly had to "go somewhere".

>>81807623
the cult are nonces
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yP2_tUqyC64&t=797s
this guy seems reliable. he had an argument with them two geezers who walk their dogs and if these weren't raping women they could let TWENTY of them out right now. a very fair argument.

>>81807651
only 3 i watch desu

>>81807651
TLA is funny but really I haven't paid much thought to UKMTT lately. He kept reposting old shit for a while.

Do you think you'd find a nice gf at church?

dubs and I have a wank, trips and I buy a chastity cage

Kek, cleaning ad with the man cleaning the kitchen and the woman walking in with flowers for him. Does this actually happen?

>>81807633
Been years since I watched the cunt and he was always threatening a face reveal.

Veitch has this oddly American twang to his accent. maybe that's just his "presenter voice" but i don't believe he's from Scotland. i think the YouTube algorithm created him, some sort of internet tulpa.

Only "auditor" I respect is SurveillanceCameraMan because he's clearly doing it just to get a rise out of people as his videos were actually funny. Convinced it's the same dude who did Vagrant Holiday as well.

Bradford, Great Britain. Bennies for immigrants. Bet they've got 15 sprogs between them all getting that sweet, sweet bennies top up.

>>81807662
This is the guy that britnormie is on about about the qa'im

>>81807703
Was a laugh seeing him walk into random businesses and say stuff like "just making a video" whenever someone asked what's he doing. Beats auditing an immigrant hotel.

>>81807702
Scots all have the same few voices they put on for telly voices. I find him a bit grating as a guy but he knows how to get cawntent.

>>81807745
Loved when he would get crackheads all riled up or when he kept going into the place with all the Chinese playing mahjong.

>>81807662
You know what pissed me off the most? Not the Muslims but the school lads riding their bicycles on the footpath. Should've been a fixed penalty notice. Police don't even enforce the law - it's definitely illegal to cycle on a footpath unless it has shared bicycle lane.

>>81807755
For me it's Natasha from Bargain Hunt. Whatever accent she has that's what I like.

>>81807757
That's the one I remember most. Think he went up some stairs, popped his head and camera round and they all stared at him oddly. Interesting experiments.

"i'm a director of the religion" guy was the worst character here, and they're more concerned with winding up the police/security about drones.

>>81807738
who is he? he films before that, anyone know his channel?

>>81807767
Thats Glasgow but posh,educated version

Heard about The Swan on BBC News. Might have to get a pint there someday.

>>81807817
Thats really some 4 8 15 16 23 42 shit

Speaking of ppl wiv posh voices am really sorry but I loved FEedingSteven from when it very first started nd so adorable nd lovely to see footages of seagull up close nd heartwarming bond wiv this guy but I dont see why he had to use it as a way to shoehorn in his Beliefs about homosexuals nd gay marriage ETc when seagull Steven has a girlfriend seagull that HES HAD WEANS WITH!!!!!!!! Nd this guy called her(female)......................"Ethan" is that supposed to be funny? So these 2 seagulls make wean seagulls together nd hes in the video like that "Steven n Ethan have had a baby, Ethan is waiting in the nest for Steven" Like thats sick......................................If you catch my drift its like.................Sorry but weans will watch channels like this. Any wean seeing this would be confused How can Ethan have babies? Ethan is a boy name is Ethan not a boy seagull? Is it a she or a him? Its not on to confuse weans nd sew chaos in the world like that. Nd its not about homophobic just on a biblical sense.

>>81807825
It is such a small country isn't it? We were discussing it not long ago. Should be the britfeel pub of the year.

Been recording the cam girl since 10pm. Hope she's having a mad one when I finally get around to watching it

>>81807781
I dont know anything else,,I just learned from this convo :
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/81620474/#81623685

My life is sad. I'll never have a girlfriend lads.

>>81807865
hahaha
honestly i think this sort of thing is underestimating bairns. saw some daft video about the gay wedding episode of Arthur and Professor Nostalgia or whatever his name was made the point that there shouldn't be ANY romance in Arthur because it's for kids, and that's adult stuff.
but like if you're an age where you can understand, i don't know, language, you can gradually come to terms with the concept that there are mummies and daddies and they have kids, it's where you came from after all. and before that, older boys and girls/men and women get together romantically.
sane place to draw the line for heterosexuals, you don't have to get into sex stuff, why would you? so even if it WAS a legit gay couple who had kids (adoption, surrogacy, whatever it is) you can just say it's Simon and Greg. kids don't know stuff, yet, they're learning.

Sundays are so fucking boring. Nothing to do

ITS A GIRL THING AING NOTHIN STOPPING US
ITS A GIRL THING JUST HAVIN A LITTLE FUN
GOIN OUT TONIGHT ME MY GIRLS AND I MAKING ALL OUR PLANS

Looks liek hope solo

Cor dnt like them trips

>>81807939
It is a female seagull that's laid Eggs n he's calling her "Ethan" it's not an actual gay seagull. He's perverting it on purpose nd introducing that element that's not actually there

>>81808027
ohh thought you meant the bloke and his gf.

birds don't have names (they just don't) but also yeah they are pretty beholden to a binary biological sex system when it comes to laying eggs. should be SHEthan.

>>81807960
Watching telly me but am actually too hot n sticky to pay attention to anything today anyways

>>81808045
It feedingsteven
https://youtu.be/BxjI_-K2Iqw

https://youtu.be/TFWXqLSr4ZM

I want cosmic crisp apple x

>>81808072
hahah what is this man.

reminds me of that Tamers12345 guy /co/ likes, with his gay TTS Sonic cartoons.

Hair lassie knows the score about grace. 1 Corinthians 15:10

When you think how alcohol reacts to a flame,,Its disturbing how we put it in our body.Truly the demon's drink

Wish i had a posh pal who would acompany me to waitrose for cosmic crisp apple

>>81808172
not wise to eat fire, either.

always wonder if there's one of those mad mustard gas combos with food.
>did you eat mints and then drink vinegar? MATE

Bloody roasting

Gna scoff these raspberries before they go off

Thought we might go out for dindins tomoz but its 1 of them where its too hot to leave the house I fink, so humid rn

Feelin esoteric me

Feel like q disgusting cunt for scoffing sum m&ms

>>81808586
that was me earlier when i ate 3 cakes and a half tub of ice cream

>>81808599
Its wiv the heat too did go a wee walk but really a wee diddy one that didnt burn nothing,,hard to be arsed moving when its roasty toasty

good night lids x

>>81808758
Gdnight xx

Mammy x
Bedtime kiss

Good night kiss x

Even less sleep last night

me? at work already, it sunday x

State of Emily's place. Not a book in sight. DVDs, funko pops and vidua only worthy of shelf space. Hallway even filled with boxes.

>>81809643
post your place

>>81809643
i'd sell the lot, probably get about 100 quid from cex for all those dvds

>>81809652
Nah it's not cluttered except in my room. I don't have a way to take photos anyway.

>>81809673
Rather give them to charity than get 5p a dvd at cex.

Wanking on old DVDs and then selling them to CEX

Did you know Ruthmong ejaculates on the floor and lets his mother clean it up.

>>81809586
Me? I don't work weekends or even weekdays. Just the way it is with more people than jobs nowadays.

>>81809730
>more people than jobs
Cope

run ruthmong routine.exe

>>81809742
It is statistically true. You're also unemployable if you haven't worked for years. Immigrants will work for poverty wages anyway. Not me. You're better off claiming benefits if you are unskilled.

>>81809763
But youre not claiming benefits plus I doubt you would be even eligible

>>81809784
I don't know how to. It's all too confusing...got no id or documents. Mum lost some things of mine.

>>81809791
Does the Home Office even know you exist?

>>81809791
you can get a replacement birth certificate
desu it would be pretty fun to help all these spastics who think they can't get ID

>>81809881
>you can get a replacement birth certificate
How

wonder if the fit girl at work ever done anal

>>81809815
Obviously I'm born here.

>>81809881
You would need ID to get that.

HANGover is gone i had myself some rice and tuna for pre workout meal

GARN hit lets today my leeeeeeeeeds and get some cardio in. what you freaks doing

>>81809905
But did your parents ever tell the government that you exist? There might be no records of you

>>81809940
Yeah I went to school also.

>>81809918
>what you freaks doing
at work x

>>81809895
https://www.gov.uk/order-copy-birth-death-marriage-certificate
you need to research the GRO number
after you've got the birth certificate you can get a driving licence with birth certificate and national insurance card or a letter from DWP showing your NI number
>>81809905
no, anyone can get anyone's birth certificate, that's why they are not accepted as absolute proof of identity

>>81809960
That seems pretty easy desu dont understand why Ruthmong is struggling so much

>>81809954
good man there will come a payday also get of 4chan and get back to work

Retail wagies getting the privilege of working minimum wage after doing their 54 questions. It is so bloody grim.

>>81810009
make sure you answer your work coaches questions correctly at your next appointment lad or daddy DWP will sanction you lmao pure povvo cope as usual x

>>81810009
These tests are designed to filter out people who really cant be bothered to do a test, but these tests are also designed to filter out neurodivergent people.

>>81810026
Fuck that. Just go straight to disability (mental health) and they won't bother you for years.

Just had a wank to the thought of my wife's sister who is sleeping downstairs for a few nights

dwp pittance as usual making mongs have a melty lmao

>>81809978
because "he" is a gimmick

>>81810037
>just go straight to disability
>mental health
ah you are one of those. what a sad sad little life anon.

>>81809978
getting a passport is just as easy, for a first adult passport when there has been no child passport you only need the birth certificate, and if the person is born after 1983 one of the parent's birth certificates or their passport number, the hardest requirement is counter signatory, indeed regular people can struggle with this if they do not know anyone in the allowed professions

>>81810046
You'd rather work in a factory doing mundane work all day and live a dull life still? I do not want to end up like jammers.

>>81810061
I would rather give myself a life lad yeah.

>>81810065
Working in a minimum wage mundane job is no life. It's why people choose not to work. They don't accept their place in capitalism.

>>81810074
ah im sure your view is backed up by lived experience and statistics?

or more likely just a narrow head in the sand opinion you spout because otherwise all the responsibility will be on you and well cant have that can you melty x

>>81810085
It's ok anon. You can choose not to work also. You go earn my disability.

>>81810100
you are fuming enjoy rotting in the same 4 walls virgin lmao x

if you're not middle class i reckon the easiest way to get a counter signatory for a passport is becoming a regular at your local pub, not a wetherspoons, an actual pub, because license holder is an allowed profession, you just go there like once a week for 2 years so that the owner knows who you are, then simply ask them to be your counter signatory
other than that i'd say the next easiest is convincing a friend to create a limited company because director of a limited company is an allowed profession, it costs like 20 quid to incorporate
if you have a social worker you could probably get away with asking them, it's not supposed to be someone you only know professionally but it would probably be allowed

MILK AND MORE
KNOCKING AT YOUR DOOR.
>Runs you over and kills you, he then claims PTSD and gets top rate pip as yer wee maw buries ye.

Where are you cretins going to go to play make believe online when 4chan gets blocked?

tbf licence holder would cover corner shops as well, there's a lot of professions where you could just chance it, ask your council councillor, dentist, optician, pharmacist, it's not supposed to be someone you know professionally but what's the worst that can happen, they send a letter back saying no can do, then you try again, if you really want a passport you'd try, there's basically no way anyone could not get a passport unless they are a complete hermit who never interacts with anyone in which case why do they even want a passport

there's a good chance one of your neighbours is an accountant, engineer, nurse or solicitor, you could ask them
minister of a recognised religion counts too, just go to church, the church people would probably do it before the 2 years desu, just go regularly for a few weeks then mention how you're trying to get a passport

nightwalk anon
auditor anon
ruthmong anon

>>81810144
Already got my Britfeel Brand dollies with all my favourite characters like Shippy, Ebin, Ruthmong, Yanklass, BLad, Nubs, HHL and the Feel Street Play Set (With Apus) ordered in so I'll just play with them.

>>81810220
nubs doesnt post here anymore lad

ruthmong is evidently not happy with his life so why doesnt he change it?

>>81810353
He has no power to change it. He's got no shoes.

>>81810374
>He's got no shoes.
SCREAMING

*wakes up*
*shuffle dances round the thread*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_joYIuUzV0

Just spotted a huge mosquito in my boxroom but now lost sight of it, very unwomfortable

>>81810374
He could order some online or tell his mother to buy him some

>>81810415
NTA or RL but, I recently bought some nice reeboks online for 35 quid.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ruJ4kAGbLc

Friendly reminder that Shippy is a paedophile #1

Known Shippy filenames (He's abandoned most of these now). Look for yourself, make up your own mind.
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https://desuarchive.org/r9k/search/filename/17j7na.jpg/
The Cross.jpg
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/search/filename/The%20Cross.jpg/
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https://desuarchive.org/r9k/search/filename/Banbury_816b9b82-aa8d-4c76-94c4-2ca5db424eaf_1024x1024.jpg/


gimmicks
modi.png
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/search/filename/modi.png/
disgusted-face-640x425.jpg
>lord lucan
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Lord-Lucan.jpg
OHMSS-WESTMINSTER.jpg


notable posts
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/53587604/#q53589338
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/53541263/#q53541339
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/53395245/#q53396648
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/53228356/#q53229218
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/52932452/#q52934732


The most worrying post is this one
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/53076118/#q53080524
>Eventually after about 2 hours of frantic searching I found a picture of her at her 28th birthday. Crisis averted
Anyone else think it's odd that it took 2 hours to find a) find a picture on instagram b) figure out how old someone is any other way
Anyone else think maybe he just added that bit at the end and he is actually a nonce who literally raped a school girl


And this one is concerning, it's just the one word
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/53292729/#q53297065
>16 would probably be the lowest I'd go
>probably

>being this obsessed

>>81810543
it doesnt bother you that a paedophile posts here and want him gone?

>>81810521
it's 9am on a sunday

>>81810521
/britfeel/ loremasters keeping this thread shippfree

>>81810560
not where i live though

some days shit
some days fish
not everybody can smell it

>>81810557
Went through this yesterday. There's nothing illegal there.

infamous banbury nonce

Actual mental institution patients itt

Constipated beyond belief so I'm sat here shouting GET OUT THERE ME LEEED

Not working so far

Prohibited from owning cats after what happened to Bobbin.

>>81810631
HHL lives in a mental institution

Good morning sir. We heard the commotion from the staff lounge. Perhaps a bacon roll will help weaken your position of so regularly defending deviants? You're greatly upsetting the other residents; It's why you're not allowed to leave the home. Get this down you and then we have finger painting in the common room at ten.

>>81810521
must be a bit sad to put in this much effort and no one gives a shit
i think its more obnoxious that hes just a bit of a dickhead

>>81810674
Several of us are deviants, not all sexual, most would be classed as social deviants.

>>81810694
Youre the third fella to reply so obviously it struck a nerve

*grabs his geetar, his gal, and her fiddle, and heads down to the thread busking spot*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gnDyhN5ilM

>>81810642
Spat my orange juice out at this

>>81810704
Oh you think people read beyond the first line lmao

Americans think orange juice is healthy but it's mostly sugar making them even fatter

>>81810695
Corrr makes me wanna play Detroit Become Human again.

>>81810704
>call someone a retard
>"OBSESSED"
whatever helps you get your kicks mate

>>81810708
Not cool anon, he's constipated and you're talking about spitting things out of your orifice.

>>81810718
The issue isn't the orange juice. It's having a litre of it for breakfast followed by a day of chugging Pepsi.

>>81810728
Thanks for another (You)

>>81810718
Where do you think we get this thing called glucose from? Real orange juice actually is good for you.

Headache brewing de lads. Think I might have the lurgy.

>>81810704
the nonces were visibly rattled by your post lad.

They'll see posts by him writing paedo-fiction in the general like this
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/53541263/#q53541339
then claim he's not a paedo/that you are one for noticing it.

>>81810770
First sameswan of the day congrats fella

>>81810775
>Thinking I'm swanny
spastic

got him on the ropes lol

>>81810786
But not denying the samefagging. Got it.

>>81810770
Incredibly grim post this, not sure why mongs here defend this nonce, probably because they are paedophiles too.

>>81810793
>Too dumb to see me responding to a post that is not my own.
double spastic

>>81810800
Plenty of time to reset your router between posts. You're exactly the type to do that.

Seething cause his boring gimmick's unraveled

>>81810807
not him but you dont have to reset your router, deleting cookies is enough

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBJLkt5seJk

Coud you imagine if archive poster posted copies of Shippy's nonce posting to Shippy's neighbours and a letter explaining who wrote it.

Spraying my hosepipe into Yorkshire from the border with county Durham

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNKOay0cfDk

me? i never click on random youtube links here

>>81810642
Need more posts like this in /britfeel/. I only laugh out loud probably once a day and this was the one that did it today.

>>81810878
*catches it in lidl carrier bags, then runs off t'back garden*

want to buy a house with private access to a lake or a river

>>81810903
I just want a swimming pool honestly.

Ok, I do believe it is time for gay ming, see you in some hours time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdtv99fZhQQ

got nobody to talk to in life

>>81810960
im just side monitoring britfeel while gayming it up

>>81810993
What about us? x

SEASIDEUPDATE
https://youtu.be/DkWwIBYRdn0
SEASIDEUPATE

>>81810881
I feel like I've been on a journey with this song. Love the variety.

>upate haaa he wrote upate instead of update loooooool
>mong.gif

>>81811053
Seek psychological help, lad

>>81811026
this supposedly run-down lad on bennies buys more shit than me

>>81811059
I was just mocking the lad who usually posts the mong image laddy, relax

Unironically just bought some new shoes, they should arrive on wednesday

anaI with amer

>>81811062
Gonna cry wagie?

might buy a huge house with private access to a lake or a river

>>81811100
Poley unironically has a gf now

>>81811026
1,500 quid corrr

>>81811114
I doubt he or she had much say in the matter. You know how these things go in that culture.

Might move back to my parents if they let me

>>81811151
Amer is honorary white

>>81811151
>he or she
think he's a he this week

>>81808109
It's an abomination.

Mental how ugly most people are. Me? I'm good looking.

PIP mongs on life support all their life terrified dwp will take their pittance away

>>81811211
>dwp will take their pittance away
They wont

>>81811105
just get the feeling he might be a bit of a crook

>>81811168
To save money? It is kinda psychically uncomfy living with parents at a certain point which maybe you have forgotten.

>>81811222
How do you maintain your image folders to make sure you don't use the same image twice? It's impressive work.

>>81811204
me? bit ugly but I'm in really good shape and smell okay so I'm less terrible on the eyes and senses

>>81811234
I just pick things at random. Not even in a dedicated folder, all just random screenshots and downloads. It chaos.

typical neet mongs hating on immigrants when they are the white version of dingy dhabis taing handouts lmao x

>>81811245
We used to just have Indians and Pakis. Then the eastern Europeans came and the Indians and Pakis started moaning about the eastern Europeans. Then the Hong Kong contingent came and the eastern Europeans started moaning about the Hong Kongians. Then Syrians and Afghans came and the Hong Kongians started moaning about the Syrians and Afghans.

>>81811264
And through it all us original white Brits have moaned about all of them. It consistency.

>>81811245
im employed and I dont like them either and my job works directly in doing background checks and deporting them. I can confidently say we do not need these people, some of the crimes I see on a daily basis would do your head in if you had to read these case reports, some seriously sick shit, all could have been avoided if we didn't import every cunt.

>>81811176
volcano god why?

another day of dreaming up ideas while doing nothing

>>81811319
Corrrr iktf. I must learn driving theory. But instead I'll probably do something else. Wovfefe o'clock.

>>81811319
I booked a family trip to Disneyland yesterday

>>81811327
That takes like an afternoon before the test or so, getting a car then cheeka?

>>81811334
do you have a family?

>>81811338
>An afternoon
Yeah but I'm dumb + I like to do things thoroughly. Well I wanna be able to drive because it may open up more job opportunities. Pretty much the only reason.

Pinched nerve doing me nut in, in agony

>>81811327
life feels so good when you actually get your license, had mine 2 weeks now and ive had this monke on my back since 18 then fkn covid happened then I cba for years and put it off then got it, so stressful

>>81811388
Yeh could be nice. I just never cared to drive, but now it feels like I could really use this ability.

>>81811388
Nice lid congrats on the loiscence

Similiar to other anons here, i simply never bothered , ended up with a 125cc motorHAWG as it suits my very small driving needs

A car would be 4X lush but i dont want to spend a few grand to do the exact same journeys and never go anywhere or do anything tbqh

never learned how to drive and now its too late

got my license when i was 19 but never got a car, simply don't need one

Not right how many Apus get their driving licence and a brand new Cozy Coupe only to end up on the motorways and then under the wheels of a juggernaut. Shouldn't let the things drive, they have terrible eyesight.

>>81811440
>The record for the most failed driving tests belongs to Cha Sa-soon, a South Korean woman who failed her written exam 959 times before finally passing on her 960th attempt at age 69.

noo sunday fred
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>>81811471
Still 60 more posts on this one you mong

>>81811478
Might post my arse and hope on one sees it

>>81811531
only one i wanna see is crossy's anyway

crossy has a boney arse i reckon

might finish this thread by myself desu

might phonepost to get to 500 quicker

already bored, might quit soon

>>81811631
i feel like crossy isnt gonna look as good in girl clothes as id hope

>>81811682
he is too old desu

>>81811694
some can pull it off, and as long as hes skinny and smooth and angles the photos right id be sold

Thinknig about crossy's sphincter

Thinking about about crossy's smooth skin

Thinking about crossy's long legs

>>81811872
Doing good work here lad. A veritable closerlad minus the porn.

incredibly tired now but not aloud to nap, bossman needs me

>>81811916
>aloud
do it quietly then de lid?

stop sexualizing crossy

>>81811926
Handberg raping me cock. Please stop hand, please.

tempted to give day trading a go, reckon id do well

>>81811971
>sexualizing
yank out!!

I like this filling the old thread gimmick. Might do it more often.

>>81812020
i dont really know what to post though

>>81812038
Doesn't matter one bit lad

>>81811971
why? he sexualises himself

Pouring one out for closerlad

oh my days we're making it to 500

>>81812094
This is how it should be. If /britfeel/ is in your heart. If /britfeel/ is in your spirit You stay in the thread until it hits 500. And then you switch over and do it all again, multiple times a day. Because /britfeel/ is our home, our bastion, and we will not be dictated by early thread creators and others who believe /britfeel/ is about THEM, not about the community. Together with my true /britfeel/ lads I stand here and defend our home, to the death (of the thread).

imagine if we made it to 600

time for another coffee desu if thats alright with you my lads

My cum running down crossy's cheeks

>>81812139
Loving the enthusiasm lad. There is no i in /britfeel/ as they say.

first of six days working in a row, absolutely knackered already, only have two more hours left today though but more "work" awaits me at home

>>81812228
That's rough lad. Hope you've got a few more days off to look forward to at the end of it. Get enough rest tonight.

My occupation? Thread closer for Britfeel Ltd. on 4chan.

>>81812261
got a ways to go mate you arent slacking are you

low key want to buy property but its incredibly expensive where i live

>>81812308
dont really know what to post desu

>>81812313
i saved for 10 years then i could, also helped a relative popped it and left me some dough
that seems like how 90% of first time buyers get on the ladder. bank of mum and dad, alive or dead

>>81812316
Do you struggle to make conversation irl?

>>81812373
not when im on cocaine

>>81812390
Sounds like that's the answer for filling the thread then

>>81812397
not aloud to have any cocaine anymore, doctor's oders. i have high blood pressure

farts come out differently when you've got a shaved arse

>>81812418
Well that's no good is it. Tell your GP that you're thread closer for /britfeel/ and you need something to get you pumping out drivel non-stop.

>>81812431
he told me to exercise more but i havent found a sport yet that suits me

>>81812421
aye, much louder

more activity here than in the new thread lol

>>81812454
Good to see yea

10 posts to go. Hope someone is preparing a new thread.

So maybe it's a bit off topic but a fella at work who is below me in the hierarchy has recently got a pay rise and now he earns exactly the same amount as me. Bit fucked if you ask me. But cba to ask for a pay rise now too.

From now on I will be seeing all threads through to 500, I hope the good lads of this general will join me in this cause.

>>81812482
I will be doing whenever I'm around pal

>>81812482
ill try but i cant guarantee it as ill be going on the piss in 20

>>81812479
I'll do it when I can.

Corr we a proper little OCG now. Organised Closing Gang.

>>81812517
Organised cum guzzlers more like lmao

>>81812539
youre here too, mong

tim blesses this fred

It's been done x

who wants to do the honours?

NU FRED DEE LADS

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