how often do you fantasize about your head being cut off with a katana?

wish someone would violently cut my head off so i didnt have to do it myself, where does one find a willing murderer in a time of need

i wish for this ending all the time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9KjNAi9dbBc

>>81808200 (OP)
what pitiful beings we are, just like that katana we have been made useless in this age.
we will never fulfil our destiny to cut down our enemies and shatter in the heat of battle

>>81808200 (OP)
I like to fantasise about my brains being blown out and being a gorey mess all over the floor :3

>>81808211
Lmao nice try growie

>>81808399
yeah that's nice too. both are pretty instantaneous but being beheaded by a sword is more trad

>>81808200 (OP)
Sometimes, but I'm not suicidal.

I don't want to die in my bed, though. Did you watch Shogun? I loved the way Yabushige went out. Head cut off by his lord next to a cliff overlooking the sea. Beautiful death.

>>81808233
this was nice. i laughed at the credits rolling and the dummy head but it was still nice

>>81808450
yeah i did. i don't know if it's possible to die with honor like that anymore though

>>81808200 (OP)
I would never read Chainsaw Man, but I am, rather unfortunately, very attracted to Nayuta's design

>>81808613
it's actually pretty fun but if you're just reading it for nayuta then maybe it's better if you don't