Thread 81811856

> wake up at 10am, stay in bed until 1pm scrolling r9k
> drink energy drink, go back and scroll r9k for a couple hours
> nap for 3 hours
> wake up, scroll r9k, eat, scroll r9k
is it over for me i think im actually addicted to this board and the degradation for being a femcel

uhhhh i'm such a femcel ooouhhh

>>81811856 (OP)
idk anything about being a femcel but i might rope soon considering that all i do is wake up late in the afternoon rot and browse this board

>>81811868
> the degradation for being a femcel
ooh ya keep going keep glazing me with this rhetoric i love it even though not a single one in that pic is me

Nothing else? Wow, thats commitment and dedication. Perhaps maybe open some other tabs?

isn't a femcel someone who travels to fuck a virgin?

>>81811893
my only open tabs are on my phone of the threads ive been active in, obviously gotta lurk while in bed because sitting upright is too exhausting

>>81811902
no a femcel, just like an incel, is someone unable to get any relationship because we are just nerfed

>>81811856 (OP)
What else do you want to do?

>>81811856 (OP)
I can fix you femcel

>>81811939
you know what they say, disagreement is the peak of understanding

>>81811856 (OP)
What are we even doing with this life we've been given

>>81811856 (OP)
if the world was just women like this would be happy to date and marry men also like that and simply be codependant and enjoy their existence together
its actually evil that they don't

>>81812024
why cant all men be exactly like this instead theyre just sport normalfags, i need a r9k dweeb to complain about life with

>>81812041
Aren't there some young robots here? I'm sure you can find someone

Femcels don't exist. Stop larping.

>>81812051
She can make an account on any dating site and get hundreds of replies, but she doesn't want to do that. She's a volcel.

>>81812083
ive made accounts on hinge, tinder and whatever. always swiping right and liking people but the few people that match with me end up ghosting kek. i know you cant fathom a woman that genuinely cant find someone, but its real

>>81812109
the point lie somewhere outside of the observable universe mlady

>>81812124
retard im just refuting the point that im volcel because i dont go on dating apps

>>81812041
then marry me retard, it's not that hard.
unfortunately no women on this board are my age anymore, they all come here in their late teens and early 20s then leave because - big surprise - they eventually get married or date or whatever despite their many years of complaining. it's just a fad for them at a particular age. where are the femcels on this board in their 30s

>>81812156
im 19 is that too young for you

post your holes stupid bitch

>>81812182
only if you post yours first qtpie

>>81812182
>>81812223
Now kiss you two love birds you're making me sick.

>>81812163
Could you go for a 26 ? I'm pretty lonely homie

>>81812235
anon you can watch us in the corner xoxo

>>81812163
i'm literally twice your age, and also a neet lmao, so whether i would or wouldn't is never the question it's whether anyone would get with me. you're well above legal so that's not an issue, but it would be an issue for you and for everyone else involved in both my life and your life probably.
a 19 year old is unmarriable though at that point. date, sure maybe, but experience with women that age has taught me that in the next 5-10 years you will change drastically and be wildly inconsistent in changing your mind on a million issues, including who you're dating and who you like or care about, so they're completely unreliable long term in that period. you'd have to just hope they can not be a colossal mind changing flip flopping sperg whilst dating them for 10 years and then in their late 20s you could maybe marry them if they've made it out the other side and remained consistent
like i said any woman that comes here is always your age, you'll most likely be the same and dip in 5 years when you're a housewife and forget this ever was a thing

>>81812260
i get where youre coming from but isnt everyones goal on here to eventually get married?? all i want is to find someone that i can spend the rest of my life with, and the only reason im on this board is because im angry that it hasnt happened yet and likely never will. being a femcel/incel isnt a permanent status if we are lucky

>>81812329
Ma'am it seems to me like that fella has a lot of baggage he'd bring to the relationship, what if I told you I would bring NO preconceptions about you to the relationship eh?

>>81812329
>all i want is to find someone that i can spend the rest of my life with, and the only reason im on this board is because im angry that it hasnt happened yet and likely never will. being a femcel/incel isnt a permanent status if we are lucky
i think my point was that the women who come here all do, and the men who come here generally do not which is why we're still here instead of only men aged 18-25 being here
you're welcome to move near me or happen to live near me and be a neet gooner femcel, suck me off and play games, watch shows and doomscroll together for years and build up a codependant friendship and then i'll marry you later down the line if you're consistent and want to marry an old man npnp no worries

>>81812223
sharpie in pooper with time stamp and make it snappy or I'll go over there and do it for you and you wouldn't like that

>>81812420
I'm willing to burn out dating to marry bro, I've never even gotten a chance to try! I'd much rather take the gal out on dates, move near her, and generally simp about until ghosted, it's my right dammit!

>>81811856 (OP)
OP, don't lie, looking at R9K can't be the only thing you do...

>>81812466
i wish it wasnt true kek, ive been on pretty much every thread made today

>>81812445
anything for you anonsenpai, should i post my address and full name so you can come find me too?? ^_^

>>81812522
Lady, listen, this is crazy but I want to not be alone as badly as you do, I'm not a cool jaded 30 year old fella but I got a lot of heart I want to give to someone, anyone. Give it a try? Please?

>>81812540
this ain't a joke, I'm bringing latex gloves and I won't be gentle

>>81812591
can we make this a fair fight, choose a meeting location and first person to sharpie the other persons hole wins?? no weaponry just bare fists and a sharpie

Well, this was a painful experience. But at least I tried!

>>81812602
an honourable duel, I like that
I'm thinking Assen, Drenthe

>>81812645
sorry i was showering (not that much of a femcel i still have basic hygiene) do you have an email/discord i can get?!!?

>>81812661
winner posts pic of losers sharpie hole to /r9k/ with full face pic at the exact moment sharpie enters, loser gets explored

>>81812784
I'm all for it, whatever conditions you can come up with I agree cause I will win no matter what
I'm a warrior
first this sharpie is going in your hole
then this dick is going down your throat

>>81812691
YES s georgeiowanda 5693

Pls be real oh god

>>81812691
>not a stinky hairy unwashed gooner girl
>picks the other guy anyway
baka

>>81812844
The s is supposed to be a #, if you're serious I'll treat you very good not just because I have no point of reference but because I think we truly understand each other. In that new age doomscroll-y "that are we doing?" kind of way

>>81812825
on the high chance i win (experienced manhole explorer here), youre going into my basement

>>81812852
i thought there was only one anon in this thread or am i wrong kek

>>81812872
your ass is grass bitch, when I win you'll be paraded in the town square for people to point and laugh at you

>>81812897
no there is me the old man in my 30s, and there is the other dude who was 26 or whatever who responded, so there's at least 2 possibly more

>>81812911
ill tie you to a pole, publicly flog you and sell tomatoes to the kind town peoples to pelt at you. its over buddy ill find you

>>81812972
you lack the upper body strength to do that to me
I can respect your spirit but I already won

You are never going to get the masses here to believe for a moment women visit r9k

Post tits or GTFO troon

>>81813033
>>81812182
the cycle repeats itself. whos getting their hole violated by a sharpie first??

>>81813042
Stfu, you retards should stop humouring foid threads without demaning tit pics.