social lubricant edition

dry >>81794912

Your thigh highs were made with sweatshop labor in a foreign factory, then packed on a vessel, and shipped over the sea. Then they were loaded onto a trailer and sent across the map, to the Amazon warehouse where you buy all of your crap.

>tfw no australian(brisbane) bf

>tfw no bf who lives next door

anyone wanna date (im ugly btw)?

>>81812318
Do you give good head?

> tfw no australian(melbourne) bf

>tfw no bf who lives in my walls

I wish I had a low self esteem top that would let me beat the shit out of him, not because I'm mad but out of boredom.

>>81812484
I would like a bottom that did this to me
It would make cuddling afterwards feel so much more rewarding

I hate alcohol so much it's unreal. I'd never date an addict.
>tfw no straight edge bf to be straight and edge with

>>81812318
>(im ugly btw)?
This is fine so long as you're a bottom but if you're a top it's over
>>81812867
I only drink on weekends occasionally does this count as straight edge?

>>81812867
I only drink alcohol socially (mostly wine) and have never done drugs and will never do drugs because they are cringe and stupid. Do I qualify?

>>81812867
>I'd never date an addict.
What if they were just addicted to BIG BLACK COCK like meow is

I hate sobriety so much it's unreal. I'd never date a non-addict
>tfw no junkie bf to be junkie with

>>81812581
Guys it looks like meow is back and posting again

>>81812892
No it doesn't. Occasionally drinking isn't that but unless it's drinking to get drunk.
>>81812910
Replace wine with whine when in social situations. It works just as well. Is wine your favorite alcoholic drink? If you like beer that is very unfortunate.
>have never done drugs and will never do drugs because they are cringe and stupid
Good. Great. Good job.
>Do I qualify?
I mean yeah sure. Feel validated yet?
>>81813039
Drug feel is two doors down they will love to have you there faggot

Cuckbot everyone knows you're the one with bbc fetish and no amount of meowing will pin it on meow. No one is buying it, no one ever believed you.

>>81813145
Bottoms hate tops so much they will just use tops randomly as scapegoats and blame all the posts they don't like on a top because bottoms just have so much bitter hatred for tops because they aren't a perfect 10/10 chad

But luckily due to my innate aryan blood I'm immune to these pathetic attacks on my character by these chad only whore bottoms

>>81813129
I like wine enough to drink it with people, but not enough by myself. Red wine and rose wine are the best IMO, not a big fan of white wine but I'll take it if it's available. At home I just drink water or tea or chocolate milk, sometimes soda but pretty rarely.
>If you like beer that is very unfortunate.
I haven't tried that much beer but from what I've had it's pretty gross so I doubt I would like it, never did vodka or anything like that either, the strongest stuff I've had is (diluted) jagermeister.
>Good. Great. Good job.
>Feel validated yet?
You may praise me more anon.

>>81812349
>anyone wanna date
>can you give blowjob?

i hate gay people so much

>>81813258
Heterosexual people desire hanky panky just as much if not more because they sing about coitus in their mainstream music.
So why are a gay man's desires worse?

Heterosexuals are unironically more horny than us homos but women despise all men on some subconscious level and view themselves as above them all, which is why they only wanna have sex with the top tier men since having sex with anyone else brings them down to "their level" and is like some kind of humiliation ritual to them. Meanwhile gay guys actually like men and having sex with men so they just do it.

>>81813185
>like wine enough to drink it with people, but not enough by myself
Why is that? What social situations do you get into
>You may praise me more anon
Drinking chocolate milk increases a Boyd cuteness by up to 40%
Beer tastes horrible so good that you don't like that too. Good job on avoiding soda as well. Overall very good drinking stats.

>>81813339
>Meanwhile gay guys actually like men and having sex with men so they just do it.
Trvke, the key difference is gay men actually love men, they aren't just sexually attracted to men.

>>81813457
What do you guys think about this cock? is it ugly or good looking?

>>81812138 (OP)
Do you think we'll hear back from bf application anon ?

>>81813710
It's a healthy looking cock, what's not to love?
if that was my fbf's penis I'd be very happy with it.

>>81813765
It looks exactly like mine but with less veins also his balls are smaller then mine but better looking so he probably cockmoggs me

I need a human male to initiate intimate courtship rituals with.

>>81813185
>Not drinking multiple bottles of fine wines alone until you cry yourself to sleep
You're not going to make it.

>>81813710
I'd need to see it hard to judge

>>81813710
I like the foreskin, would be better shaved

>>81813372
>What social situations do you get into
What do you mean? I just drink it when visiting family or out at a restaurant. Stuff like that.
>Drinking chocolate milk increases a Boyd cuteness by up to 40%
yaaaay
>>81813978
I don't think I am making it regardless anon.

>>81813710
flaccid is irrelevant. all gay men are massive size queens, but so are women.

>>81814344
>all gay men are massive size queens
only the whores
i took a big cock once, dont wanna anymore after that

>>81814352
>only the whores
>i took a big cock once
Yeah and it looks like you're one of them

>>81814361
i dated someone and we broke up...
you wanna see real nasty gay whores? go to sniffies. some of the most depraved shit ive seen

>>81814352
yeah every single fag and woman has been with multiple men with top 1% dicks and gush about them but ohhhh they hurt too much they hurt too much!!! yadda yadda heard it all before, keep yapping. clearly on some level you all like the pain and then your shit gets loose and ruined over time.

>>81814401
i dont gush about them! i actively state my dislike of big cock and encourage more average cock confidence! big cocks are lame and im not loose! i havent been with anyone for years...

>>81814415
>i actively state my dislike of big cock and encourage more average cock confidence!
maybe 1% of people who enjoy cock are like you.

I'll never get a bf cuz I'm black

>>81814442
just lean into le bbc meme.

>>81814448
my dick is small and ugly

fasting today. so im going to have a black coffee and take some promethazine so i can sleep early.
maybe watch a movie before sleep

>>81814464
How long you going for?

>>81814477
probably just a 24hr one. nothing major, i ate quite late yesterday so i'll just eat something tomorrow

>>81814453
bbcbros... how could this happen...

please introduce me to the scary world of smoking and drinking, anon!

>>81814415
>actively state my dislike of big cock and encourage more average cock confidence!
Omg hii

>>81814622
h-hi

>>81814423
such a shame!

>>81814652
>such a shame!
i mean if dick size didn't matter at all we wouldn't ever talk about it, so it clearly matters a lot to people who do enjoy dick.

>>81814717
im not saying it doesnt matter, im just saying big dicks suck! i like average cocks but i also couldnt see myself with a microdick if i was a pure bottom.

big pp bottoms are my only weakness u_u

God fucking dammit I'm supposed to stay over time for at least an hour I think. Some faggots decided to come at the end of my shift and leave a ton of plates to wash. I hate life.

>>81814795
only chad has sex we're aware. gay or straight doesn't matter.

>>81814804
good luck anon, i know that feel from when i washed dishes. get into tech! i have and jobs have been good

>>81814837
>tech
Hello anon. I basically live for computers right now. So I'm quite fond of talking about them.
What stuff do you do at your job?
I myself am unemployed, but looking for a job in programing or administration!

>>81814868
basically deploy server and software upgrades, then i do analysis on them and write sql queries and stuff. also do some more db related tasks and upgrades. its in kind of a niche field too i guess but its a nice job.

It's sad that average sized men are eliminating themselves from the gene pool via volceldom so only the big ppd men will reproduce and make bottoming impossible without drugs.

I'm not even joking, I'm so fucking lonely that I will even accept a call from an indian scammer.

iirc the gene for pp size on the X chromosome and not the Y so your mom gives you that gene thus will never run out of average and small pp boys no matter how bad the female sexual selection gets.

>playing so far gone by thousand foot krutch to let a boy know I want to be balls deep in him

>>81814926
this is what gays and women want thoever.

>>81814837
I can barely turn on my PC so no can't do. Thanks tho

>>81814925
How'd ya land the job? If I may ask.
Oh, and do you have any servers of your own at home?

>>81814955
afaik penis size genetics are complicated and influenced by both parents and androgen exposure in the womb. there's plenty of cases where siblings are wildly different size wise for it to be as simple as one parent giving the gene. at the end of the day it's basically a crapshoot as long as you're not malnourished during puberty.

>>81814989
luck lol
i got on indeed and started just applying to everything. many rejections but finally got a job that landed me in the niche field initially. worked there for a few years then pivoted to another company in the same field using the knowledge learned from previous job.
no servers at home, just my gaming rig!

>>81815029
So I should just stay persistant and hope for the best! Thanks anon.
Did you like go to school for this, or?
Also, what kinda games do you play? It's been ages since I properly played anything...

>>81815185
yup just keep at it and eventually youll get something.
i tried school and hated it! dropped out with no degree but i was already pretty familiar with tech and stuff anyways. i started working tech support and data entry jobs and used those as experience on my resume and kept climbing into different positions which eventually landed me where i am now. i think im at a point where in a promotion or two i will need some sort of degree to advance my career but we'll see when we get there.
as for games, just whatever ive been feeling like i guess! not really into anything new. ive been playing nioh and zomboid. was gonna maybe install gta:sa later today or look for a new metroidvania to play. i like a lot of games!

I was a bad neet and got wendy's for lunch, someone punish me.

>>81814804
I got to leave my dishwashing job an hour early because the night time guy showed up that early for some reason
Thank you for taking my hour!

I need to play rust. I keep opening steam and updating it but never actually getting into a wipe. I always get headshot before I can even put down a 1x2.

how many discords do you guys think story moderates? i bet its at least 3

>>81815381

wut? I have never used discord ever. I'm too boomer for that.

Drawing goon art is so fucking amazing
Every additional strand of body hair I draw makes my cock harder.

So frustrated today I'm going to beat the shit out of my cock

>>81815396
i just though given you bmi and stuff...
anyway, here's a better question: what gpu do you use???

they forced me to make a discord so i could play videogame

>>81814464
i fasted a day the other week after eating too much the day before, and i fell asleep in the afternoon then woke up with a headache and tummy hurt, so i ate some baked apples but then i threw up. i felt mostly fine after that but fasting is serious. i wouldnt combine it with drugs eiver.

>>81815574

as it graphics card? An RX 6750 xt.

Fatality.. ducky

>>81807972
does r9g agree?

>>81814369
I'd never use a dating up and I'm glad I can only guess how gross it is but I seen how pride parades are so I already know how gross gay men are

>>81815895
Straights are into fetish stuff too but you never blame all straight people for the actions of those in the fetish community.

why come /r9gay/s have so many stories about upchuck? this is not something thats supposed to happen to a person more than once or twice a decade

>>81815891
i posted in that thread. lost 120lbs and have kept it off and still have a sizeable fatpad and chubby legs/hips so it still looks pretty average on my frame. i would need to be rail thin and anorexic for my slightly above average dick to look big on my frame at least.

Im a stoner with a job and a bf and I just had sex with him

>>81815925
Yeah because it's notost straight men and they're not as open about it and the hook up culture is not nearly as bad for them although it is still pretty bad

>>81815983
>hook up culture is not nearly as bad for them
it's not? women all share chads. bottoms all share chads. what's the difference?

>>81816003
just go to sniffies and read your local area chat to see

>teehee I think it's so funny to spam straggot delusional memes because I'm a bbc loving cuck
Chadbot bros...

GOD I FUCKING HATE EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING IM GOING INSANE OVER HERE

Wasn't even my post take your meds whore cause my tiny white sissy clitty is living rent free in your head

we need some momcuck posters

>>81816024
what's delusional about pointing out the reality of hookup culture?

>>81816031
take a deep breath and tell me what happened

I can't even take a shower tonight seriously fuck everything...pure VIOLENCE

>>81815960
I'm basically you sans the job and bf.

I am a manlet top with a fat thick juicy white boy ass and a tiny white pecker that will never have sex with my useless boyclitty because these boys only want real men with cocks way bigger then mine will ever be and my tiny pathetic white penis will never be able to satisfy them and fat sissy white boy ass is useless and can't satisfy anyone since I'm a top it's over it's all over I'll never have sex if only I was born with perfect genetics as a 6ft tall chad with a perfect jawline and hair genetics

>>81816024
Just hide the replies since it's generic r9k slop.
I know r9gay isn't strictly for serious discussions but eh, talking about dick sizes gets boring the nth time you do it.

>>81816132
>talking about dick sizes gets boring the nth time you do it.
we all can't be bottoms or big dick havers unfortunately. so a society that only gives big dick havers sex and intimacy makes us fucked up and neurotic/obsessed.

>>81816132
This place is filled with fags of course they are gonna be talking about dick sizes and they pretend it doesn't matter until they actually come face to face with a tiny white pecker for the first time

>>81816089
You dont want the job part it sucks

As a power bottom even if youre packing a Vienna sausage theres still fun to be had

I've been friendless for most of my life so now that I have a friend I have no idea how I'm supposed to get closer to them. Is it just something that happens naturally after hanging out a lot? And no the end-goal isn't sex.

>>81816259
by using toys or wearing a sleeve? sounds like a humiliation ritual to me.

a while ago mom was talking on the phone and said i wasnt ready to start working yet

>>81816269
you hangout together, I feel that most of the bonding is done doing everyday stuff like eating together or just being bored together, (don't try to be a boring person though)

>>81816269
I mean just hang out until the feeling is mutual I guess?
Don't get too attached to people though, people grow apart overtime, but that also happens a lot more suddenly than you'd like to think.

>tfw no bf from Vienna to tease about his Wiener

>>81816259
Yeah I'm not really into cuck stuff though just because I have a small penis I'm not going to be into watching you power bottom a hung BLACK guy

fasted for 2 hours today ^_^

>>81816359
am I supposed to congratulate you?

>>81816378
I mean you aren't supposed to do anything... buuuuuut a little pat on the back would feel nice >.>

>>81816400
fasting for 2 hours doesn't sound impressive to me but if it's an achievement for you then good job I guess :D

>>81816359
no... anon... the warning? did you read the warning? please tell me you own a bucket

why am i supposed to care about Epstein's files

>>81816416
yeah, it wasn't supposed to be impressive. I just wanted to joke around a bit. Although it did require a bit of effort, as I was decently hungry but couldn't eat then and there.
But anyway, thx for the being so kind anon <3
Not that it's anyone's bussiness, but I think you'd make a cool bf with that kind of attitude!

>>81816458
Mossad is blackmailing every politician in the US to maintain the ZOG state

>>81816472
>I think you'd make a cool bf
Oh really?
What are you implying with that? if you don't mind speaking up.

sauswich

>>81816458
powerful people being involved in organized pedophile rings is bad mmkay

>>81816486
whats wrong with a ZOG state

>>81816528
People aren't reproducing anymore so there's less kids for homosexuals like you to molest

chad is reproducing fine.

>>81816297
By smashing his hips snusnu style? A little 2 incher would leave a neat glans print on a prostate.

>>81816545
If by chad you mean black felon with 20 baby mamas then yeah

>>81816491
Uhm, well that you'd make a good bf? So like if anyone wants a funny but wholesome down-to-earth kinda guy, they should hit you up? Oh, and that you should feel more confident in your personality when searching for prince charming.
yeah, that's about all I think I implied :)

>>81816495
Will you make this for me wearing nothing but an apron?

>>81816522
why i feel better knowing responsible parties are running it instead of some drugged out thirdies
>>81816537
but theres more homosexuals now than ever before

>>81816625
>but theres more homosexuals now than ever before
the inevitable outcome of chad dominance. poor prison gay incels (me)...

>>81816625
And homosexuals can't reproduce except through molestation of minors which just further adds to the birthrate problem cause no one is having kids

I was gonna respond seriously but this thread turned dogshit real fast so I'm just gonna dip out and wait for the undesirables to fuck off.

>AAAAIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>A THREAD ON THE DOGSHIT SHITPOSTING BOARD ON THE DOGSHIT SHITPOSTING SITE IS DOGSHIT
>SAVE ME CHAD

>>81816657
But anon this is the gay thread it's built for undesirables

Sleepy time, I should mow the grass but it's already so tall another day or three won't hurt.

>dogsh*t
>f**k

Is it possible to have sex when I have no car and live with my parents?

>>81816880
if you're an extremely feminine and hairless twink bottom or a chad then yes probably.

chad has 2 cars and a motorcycle

Filtering the words chad, bottom, top and all other words r9gay enjoys spamming on a daily basis

>>81816925
chad can just crash on couches and get laid as soon as he pulls out his massive and aesthetic uncut benis.

>>81816880
Yeah, safest option is to rent out a room in a love hotel, if you're hot enough you'll have atleast one guy willing to do this for you.
But you can also fuck in someone else's car or place, you might get murdered but you might not.

>>81816929
Notice how he didn't mention BBC or BIG BLACK COCK because he still wants to hear about it

>>81816925
what kind of car and motorcycle thoooo

im new to being gay whats BBC?

>>81817010
British broadcasting corporation (BBC)

Lotta filtered posts itt now
r9gay is healing

>>81817025
why do people spam about that

>>81817046
It's just 1 guy he's called meow and he's a finnish mcdonald's cashier that's obsessed with his african migrant coworkers

>tfw if i was born a feminine prettyboy i could have got tons of superior chad cock or been some weeb girl's wet dream
>tfw if i was born a chad i'd have my own bottom or female harem
>instead i was born ugly and masculine so i will die a virgin alone
it's over.

>>81817269
I'm not even masculine I'm a tiny 5'5 top with a tiny miniscule penis

>>81817346
the opposition of masculine is feminine. just bottom then.

>>81816359
A whole 2 hours? You're absolutely fucking insane holy shit

i was born chadlike and was a not weeb girls wet dream but im still a virgin because too gay sigh

>>81817360
I can't bottom my asshole doesn't work like that

>>81817371
just fuck femboy bussy

>>81817392
no femboy or any boy asked me to be their boyfriend only that not weeb girl did

>>81817437
i don't have any advice then i am not a chad like you.

Found it
vocaroo.com/1gEP3yucnUXf

>>81817437
You're not Chad if you can't easily get bussy

>>81817269
I'm a prettyboy and I'm alone, I've seen fugly niggas with small cocks get femboy bottoms way out of their league, it's not over.

>>81817462
I forgot what 3ds sounded like

>>81817514
https://vocaroo.com/15m1oKAXLC7Z
This is 3ds

>>81817447
thats okay. thanks for trying
>>81817491
it was a different time unfortunately

>>81817528
This is the same person though?

Hes ignoring me again
Its over for me
And I know If I message twice I appear clingy and no one likes that
If I was actually attractive(Chad) I wouldnt even have this problem. considering ropemaxxing so I can respawn with a more attractive face.

cuckbot gayvoice

>>81817552
Having a sex life as a non chad top really is impossible and I'm still trying to cope with never being able to have sex and all these bottoms wanting me dead just cause I'm not 6ft tall

>>81817042
anon theyre still saying the c word please do something

I've never posted my voice here or talked to anyone from here on discord and I definitely do not have a gay voice

>>81817584
Once I find the rest of his dox I'm hiring a Wagner hit squad to his apartment

>>81817612
None of those are my posts so I'm confused who you're talking about

>>81817596
i look like the straightest most masculine white guy with a regular boring voice and i am fantasizing about worshipping huge dicks at least 70% of the day every day. i didn't get female socialization because they all thought i was a creepy uggo growing up.

>>81817681
I look like a skinny scrawny sissy white boy who can't have sex because of his height and ugly face and fantasize about bottoms not attacking me for not being chad

>>81817723
i'm way too masculine, old, and tall to ever be a based sissy femboy.

>>81817584
Bottoms have irreparably ruined r9gay I'm afraid

>>81817575
Im with you anon
The worst part is its not just sex but just even getting one to talk to is harder if youre unattractive
Im basically being denied basic human connections because of my non chad face
People who think lookism doesnt apply to gay people are so deluded

>>81817759
not only lookism but these bottoms won't fuck you either if you aren't hung like a sex god.

leftypol cranksmoker sends his regards, faggot

>>81817774
Bottoms say they can't handle a large cock stretching their hole and they actually prefer small ones but we all know they are secretly gushing over huge 12 inch BLACK cocks and gooning to them on their phones

>>81816597
less

Can someone give me a qrd on the schizo poster going off?

>>81817883
he has a hank hill ass

>>81817883
hes mad im 6'2 and posting

>>81817883
are you just upset that the thread isn't the daily routine of femboy, twink, and chad worship?

>>81817897
Is it some bottom that's posted his ass in the thread before? I had a theory it was bunnymutt having some kind of a schizo breakdown over all the piss posting cause a bunch of guys were saying bunnymutt is back but I haven't seen him

>>81817883
There are no schizo posters we are 3 different anons detailing our experience with you sex demons

mom is gonna get me maccas today

>>81817883
There are no schizo posters we are 3 different anons detailing our experience with you demons

>>81817883
There are no schizo posters we are 3 different anons detailing our experience with sex demons

>>81817962
mom hates maccas and wont buy it

to be fair if i wasn't ostracized and denied pussy in my youth which made me prison gay i wouldn't be like this. i think such a phenomenon will become common and known and documented relatively soon just because so many women deny the average young nonchad man sex.

I've never been prison gay I'm only attracted to gay twinks and femboys because I'm straight and women have treated me better then any bottom ever has which just goes to show the bottoms are even worse and more heartless then any woman could ever be

I am very in doubt of the prison gay thing still desu. Im sure in some rare cases it could be possible but more than likely arent they just naturally bi dudes who happen to be not successful with women? That isnt really becoming gay

I want waffles

I prefer french toast and I don't actually know how to make waffles

cease posting

>>81818021
yea its a meme

>>81818021
if i was given access to pussy i wouldn't have used porn to cope from a young age. which then makes one a porn addict. which then inevitably turns you prison gay because you're conditioning yourself to get off to penis centric media which makes you become sexually attracted to penis, specifically chads with massive cocks.

Cease being chad only

>>81818045
i can guarantee i was never trugay because i have never and will never have a crush on a man either. just porn addict incel penis lust.

I was finally having fun in Rust and then our power went out cause the whole neighborhood had their ACs on at the same time.
Some asshole named Arnold was bugging me the whole time and he's probably gonna raid my base :(

People rant about how twink/femboys make you not really gay, but that's nonsense. Those body types are like the straight person version of the coach potato drooling over the 18 year old blond bombshell with DD boobs. Dated comparison yes, but it's the same idea. It's lusting after the absolute most attractive and rarest of body types. If anything it's just foolish to think of when you're a dreg of society.

>>81818146
>Some asshole named Arnold was bugging me the whole time and he's probably gonna raid my base :(
This is the kinda shit bottoms say about chad right before they sleep with him

Playing this browser game full of French people and I really don't like them

i could list the reasons why women and bottoms don't want me but it would take all night

>>81818169
What are you talking about man I just want to live in my little metal 1x1

>>81817799
true, I do it everyday.

more like r9gay lmao

>>81818175
I hate french people like alain delon and that one french twink actor all these gay people gush over these gay french chads it's disgusting why can't they romanticize the rest of us europeans

you aren't european cuckbot

>>81818265
I am and always will be european meow tried in vain to call me a amerimutt but since he was non white himself it didn't work and my aryan heritage remained true and my fat skinny white boy ass proves this

>>81818156
there's a difference between lusting after it and ONLY going for them

>>81818184
let me hear just 10

>>81818265
cuckbot is canadian everyone knows this

how many of you are pedos be honest

>>81816311
Normalfags be like ^
>>81816324
Sociopaths be like ^

>>81816596
But he misunderstood your joke and was boring about it lol

>>81818382
You need to give up your obsession with canada simp he hasn't posted for over a year and this is like the 10th time you've accused someone else of being him and it's very clear you're just saying this because you hate my posts and hate the fact that I complain about getting rejected for not being chad

>>81818447
show me your cut scars canadasimp

R9gay bottoms love short twink tops I will never have sex because I'm too tall

>message him
>goes offline immediately
Whats this about?

>>81818475
I'm not canadasimp and I have no cut scars please stop oppressing me like this just because I'm not 6ft tall

>>81818487
hes needs time to think about what to say but doesnt want you to get angry

Cuckbots shtick falls apart when you realize r9gay is just twink4twink and most posters aren't into anal

>>81818475
>canadasimp rejected so many times he became a bbc obsessed cutter who spams r9gay
That explains so much

canadabro lets play terraria after i eat dinner

>>81817942
This is bunnymutt posting >>81817793
>>81817612
You're retarded and unable to tell who makes which posts

>>81818552
So bunnymutt became so obsessed with canadasimp he sees him in every thread and brings him up at every opportunity even when no one was talking about him

What caused this?

>>81818533
>he became a bbc obsessed cutter who spams r9gay
This actually fits meow a lot more especially since he just got sent to the looney bin

>>81818156
This is really simple ok. If you like men and only men, regardless of which specific type: you're gay. It's not complicated. If you like women AND only twinks/femboys you're a prison gay bisexual. Know the difference.

I wonder what flavor of fucked up you have to be to get sent to looney bins
I'd like to think I'm a mess but I never got sent to a mental hospital so am I actually fine?

need a boyfie to get up to no good with

Remember when cuckbot fapped in the cuck chair while meow was fucking his bbc bvll?

>>81817857
If it tastes good then I'm in love...

You're now making up gay BBC fantasies about me and meow you need to seriously consider getting help chud

>>81818614
Does liking men and only tomboys/boyish girls put you in a "prison straight bisexual" position?

>>81818614
what if you like women AND only 30yo crossplayers

>>81818614
What if you're like meow and you only like BIG BLACK COCKS?

You know it's over when you have no will to do anything after work. Maybe I should fap so I can better focus on watching vids and get rid of accumulated negativity

https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/79009124/#q79020666
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/77777037/#77777381
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/77777037/#77780212
i miss archiveschizokun

>>81818646
its more about how confrontational you can be than how mentally ill you are

>>81818614
>This is really simple ok. If you like men and only men, regardless of which specific type: you're gay.
Person you replied to, I am glad you agree. I have never once in my life found women (even 2d) attractive. Only men. I can just recognize the peak of male beauty is 2d and those body types. That doesn't mean I am exclusively attracted to that.

Boring shit on repeat (zoomers and joggers think repeating themselves makes it funnier)

>>81818748
Why are you linking my post proving I'm always right and always win every argument (with undeniable evidence as you see there) when I'm not archiveschizo????

bunnymutt post your boyfeet again so we can compare them to meows sausage toes

2024 and q1 2025 were the worst /r9gay/ eras glad i skipped it

>>81818841
what made those eras so bad

People say these threads were always the same but everyone who been reading them for a while knows it's not true. I'm ashamed undoubted myself even for a millisecond but I'm always right and reading the archives proved me right as if my memory isn't good enough already. Sorry past me.

>>81818748
>>81818795
Yes that's a very nice blast from the past but where's the proof that this poster is chadbot though?

>>81818841
2018 was the last good year imo.

>>81818910
archiveschizo was right about kiwi so he's probably right about this too. i trust him.

>>81818997
So no proof then? just another chad only whore bottom throwing baseless accusations at me in an attempt to harass me and degrade my character like the worthless whores they are but luckily due to my innate intellectual superiority as a top I can see through their lies now and have become immune to the scheming conniving jewish nature of bottoms

>>81818852
it was kind of like this thread but you had the 3 stinky rats adding another 200 posts

>>81819043
your endlessly seething is proof enough for me desu. you've been posting the same thing for 1 year now.

>sniffing bunnymutts feet as he reads the archives

>>81818852
He hated those eras of r9gay because it's the only time tops ever dared to talk back to the bottoms here and call them out for their behavior and it became the one time where this place wasn't a giant echo chamber for lying chad only whore bottoms
>>81819062
Only been posting here for 4 months maybe at best so I suggest you take your meds and stop obsessing over canada simp because he will never fuck you

https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/77892181/#77913620
I'm still waiting

>>81819107
This anon was killed by the cia shortly after posting this

>>81818976
there was a period somewhere in 2021-2022 that was pretty comfy and it was the most anonymous /r9gay/ ever was

>>81819132
And let me guess all the threads were bottoms complaining about tops and there were no tops posting in the threads you stupid whore bottom so stfu

https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/80008867/#80037249
Cuckbot failing no fap to meow

https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/79662871/#79674043

>>81819178
Why are you linking my posts? I know I'm super funny and cute but stop

>>81819177
He was into me I was not into him actually

>>81818729
You're still the only good poster here
Sad!

>>81819267
Always been u_u

>>81819267
You just like they post cute pictures.

I came a ton and while most of it got on the tissue my pajama shorts still got full of cum and I have to go to bed soon and it's my only pair and I have to wait few days before getting another one or washing this one. Ending myself.

>>81818146
just play a PVE server.

>>81819371
>they
Lolmao

I actually thought he replied to another post of mine which would make more sense since he linked my ancient post so saying "still" in that context would make more sense than randomly responding to a fucking retarded whining shitpost but I guess some people like listening to whining

I don't like the implications my posts aren't perfect without cute images tho

>>81819388
Lick it clean

You always posts my thoughts even when I'm not here
Bed time, goodnight gays

>81819477
Yeah I get that too often with your posts so glad you're back when this thread needed good posters the most
>>81819455
Nah I tried to clean it wit wet wipes instead

The fact that so many bottoms eat their own cum is incredibly disgusting and gives me 2nd thoughts about ever kissing a bottom

Gotta practice and get used to the taste to gulp yours down, topoid. Go eat some fruit so it tastes better for us.

My tiny 7 inch penis will never be sucked on because it's too small and ugly sorry

https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/78026849/#78027780

>>81819429
>I don't like the implications my posts aren't perfect without cute images tho
No one is perfect, but cute images make post quality skyrocket immensely.

>>81819662
same. so true, ditto.

7 inches is a lot of cock, I don't know if I could get more than half of it in my mouth.

I think I need to be held down and raped by a cute power bottom twink and it's the only thing that will ever fix me

>>81819747
7" is below average on this board.

>>81819747
What this nigger said>>81819764
My penis is tiny and it doesn't matter if it's physically too big for you it's still too small to satisfy any bottom here they want 8 inches minimum

>>81819781
they want 8" and thick, at least as thick as their wrist so they can hold it up and soiface at how girthy it is before getting gaped by chad.

>>81819764
>>81819781
How big are these bottoms' mouths? Seriously. I feel like I'd choke on that much cock.

Funniest part of r9gay history is when bunny would ask coloradoanon to get dutchie for him and then change his mind when dutchie came and said he just wasn't in the mood to talk after saying he missed him so much. Imagine being the idiot helping bunny contact his victims or coming back to talk to the guy after he tells you he fantasizes about chopping you up and selling you as meat.

And say what you will about bunny but he was capable of making posts that weren't recycled bot garbage and was easily trollabledue to his ocd and oversharing

https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/79233522/#79236272
I miss scollace poster

https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/53105353/#53122895

https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/53105353/#53121121
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/53105353/#53122752
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/53105353/#53106308
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/53105353/#53109899
Meow1 casually mogging meow2 and meow3

>>81819832
They don't care about how it actually works out physically during sex they just care about the number of how big it is and unlike women they know what a big penis is so you can't just lie and give them a fake number

>>81819844
that wasnt me im not a courier. i did save him from total rape and the easiest doxing though

Bunnymutt was kind of a sperg and notice how I use past tense because the egg headed dwarf footed crooked nosed pennywise looking bitch is no longer with us

next thread you'll return to your usual 24/7 braindead femboy/twink lust general you fucking deranged faggot retard don't worry.

Every r9gay thread is bottoms lusting after other femboys/twinks so not sure what you're talking about chud

>>81820177
yeah and when the thread deviates even slightly you shit your pants and have a melty.

>>81820180
I never complain about the quality of threads I only complain about bottoms lusting after chad in these threads which so far has been all of them

only genetically perfect and flawless twinks and femboys are allowed to post here. everyone else is a prison bi icky porn addicted incel who should kill themselves.

>>81820202
so true king. when will these useless faggots learn

>>81820202
So true chad only whore. When will these non chad tops learn

>>81820218
bitter incel alert

>>81820231
Bullying non chad tops isn't going to make chad fuck you keep seething

>>81820231
yes everyone who isn't a flawless femboy with an 8"+ dick is an incel so true.

>>81820202
>bi icky porn addicted incel who should kill themselves
thats me!!!

Interesting hairline

>>81820252
bald goofy ahh nigga

>>81820258
I'm less concerned about his hair and more concerned about the shape of his head

This thread is really bad. Better luck next time

>>81820278
yes nothing but twink and femboy worship and gooning ONLY

>>81820252
whoa. shes beautiful @_@

>>81820288
why is that bad exactly?

>>81820306
it's not. everyone knows the only REAL gay people are innately feminine, small, and cute, and usually hung too. everyone else is a prison bi rapist incel freak.

>>81820323
yes? you don't have to repeat yourself so much

>>81820335
i'm repeating myself to make sure no other icky ugly masculine prison bi incels disrupt and infiltrate your perfect gay haven full of nothing but aesthetic and hung femboys who never age.

>>81820353
thanks for your service in that case ^.^

i'm pretty convinced that bottoms and women are both equally beings of pure evil sent by satan personally.

summoning hue

new coffeemaker arrived and I drank too much coffee

sigh remembered that when i first started posting on /r9gay/ i was really depressed and there were multiple nice friendly people who tried to be my friend because i was really depressed but because i was really depressed i didnt want friends and now theyre all gone and the only posters left are LLMs designed to be friendlyless

you caused this now suffer

>>81820532
cry to chad or one of the many flawless femboys here

i am so glad i am just a prison bi incel so i don't have to actually deal with bottoms irl.

Shower before bed or just go to sleep? The fat neet is very tired after a hard day of doing nothing.

>>81820595
your blankets and pillows are probably dirty so you should shower in the morning and do your laundry if you want to shower before bed

>>81820613

I always shower before bed though, never in the morning. oh and I haven't washed or changed my sheets since my mom died over 2 years ago now

>>81820635
you should just throw out all of your bedding and buy new stuff tbqh

>>81820671

why? I'm already disgusting. Even my bed is old and has a broken spring but I don't want to clean the house enough to get a new one delivered. It's probably why my back hurts and I'm tired a lot.

>>81820532
i'm sorry to hear that anon :/ hopefully you'll find them again one day

>>81820691
beds are silly, all you need is several thick blankets with duvet covers and then you can wash your entire sleeping arrangement easily. simply lay down several blankets to sleep on and another one on top of you.

>>81820750

a 20 something can sleep on the floor no problem but if my 35 year old ass tried it I'd be sore and stiff for a week. No thanks.

killer chat, it's dead
goodnight every1 :D

the lady tonight told me she has a close relationship with God and He's hurt people for her before (implying that i'm next)

>>81821027
lady tonight? im intrigued, what lady?

>>81821027
homosexuals are outside god's domain so you're fine

>>81821027
I'll hurt you.

>>81820726
thank you meowster. goodnight buddy

>>81820467
so... what happened? are you holding onto the floor right now

some pedo got my mobile ip banned and my thread archived while i was on my walk. my reputation is ruined

>>81821606
I was jittery for a while and now I'm sleepy
maybe a cup of coffee will fix this...

>>81821689
dont joke like that. anon, youre scaring me... your heart is probably going to explode
also lucky. i always get dizzy when i have not even too much caffeine

>>81821676
what? how does that even happen? he stole ur ip or he was a moderator or what?

>>81821588
thanksss, sleeping isn't going well. I'm a serial procrastinator

>>81821676
>phoneposting
>>81821606
>>81821772
it's not that bad, I only drank half to check it

>>81821939
i was just assigned a prebanned ip
>>81821968
i was walking for a couple hours. i needed to be ready with a phonepost in case someone replied to my thread, which they did, and i was nowhere to be seen... im probably in a hundred different blacklists after this
>>81821968
well im relieved to find out youre still alive

>>81822088
>i was just assigned a prebanned ip
oh, bad luck then :/

>mfw no hot men on r9gay but you can see about 1000000 naked pussies just hanging out like pies on a windowsill

>>81822119
the duality of r9gay?? :0

>>81822119
but I've never seen a pie on a windowsill irl, or pussy either

>>81822127
I think you get the fucking gist. post hot men... or does your gf check your phone for six packs and handsome faces every evening?

>>81822167
mom isnt my gf

>>81822188
fine I'll do it myself you fag

i dont have a single image that fits the description desu

rahhh i love catboys

i'm a catboy (real)

I'm a dogboy

How do you cope knowing you'll never have a bf?

>>81822387
ohh myyy, well hii anon :3
but are you actually one?

i used to have a kink for being called a good boy i thought it was sooooo hot and then it caught on to call eachother it to be an asshole and all my fucking coworkers started calling me (and eachother) it every opportunity they had and it genuinely ruined it for me. what the fuck.

>>81822411
yea. this is literally me

>>81822434
omgg :0
i LOVE fangss

>>81822437
yeah this shits no joke man fr

I deserve a bf.

>>81822406
i simply stopped caring about it desu

>>81822449
yeah :3 anyways goodnightttt

>>81822455
what if *i* deserve a bf instead

This must have been a nice photo shoot.

I spent like 9 hours playing rust and it ruled. I mean I got my ass absolutely handed to me by every player I met but it was a low pop server later at night so there weren't that many, although a few just kept hanging around my base to fuck with me. I farmed scrap and researched all the way to satchels and I blew one of their doors open, but it was a full base so I couldn't actually get it and I'm too tired to keep playing. I got so nervous carrying loot home that I got lightheaded a few times. I'm so happy I got to enjoy something again, it feels like its been forever.

I got depressed and ate only fast food for like six months and I think my skin looks visibly older than it did beforehand. Is it over for me? Can I fix this

>>81822762
You have to let me rub lotion on your body it's the only way.

>>81822755
aww I'm happy you're feeling good :D

>>81822755
this is how I feel explaining the best places to shoot death claws in fallout new vegas to people who never play the game.

>>81822783
I've never played the fallout games but I'd probably suck at them too. I'm just shit at first person shooters, I have very poor reflexes and my hands are very uncoordinated.

>>81822790
It's a role playing you can play it how ever you like and still finish it I just liked watching mutant lizard heads explode after I played it for 500h. you can be as violent as you want to be to but I doubt the waste land will be nie to you if you stray further from the cites. also MASIVE WEAPON VARIETY fallout 4 will never beat that.

>>81822790
just play a V.A.T.S. build, that way you don't need to aim and it's all RNG, plus you can get buddies to fight for you.

>>81822564
not somebody i was expecting to see

I woke up at 4am and can't go back to sleep. It was raining hard so I checked the basement for flood issues but it seems dry. I haven't been up at these hours for a long time.

>>81822988
Steve-O is sexy and so is Johnny Knoxville and the rest of the Jackass crew

I never watched Jackass even though I was the proper age for it, it just seemed stupid to me. Guess that was my vaunted 'intellectualism' making me an insufferable asshole again.

>>81823189
I mean people have laughed at others being hurt for centuries also the gross out stuff shouldn't be that disgusting... like the omlette for example its like a filthy frank vid in 4 min. you can look it up on youtube.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4yAVtKsM5so

>>81823189
>my vaunted 'intellectualism' making me an insufferable asshole again
For some reason this made me horny for you and I want you to post feet. Something about your pneumatic nature making me want to engage with your corporeality

>>81823219

at the same time I also watched south park and thought it was hilarious. I had a dislike for MTV in general.

i like a guy and we click really well and hes cute but he had homosex few times before
i wanna get over this but i dont know why he even did that, hes not that type
i hate when guys have a stupid slut phase

>>81812138 (OP)
I am not even gay (just kinda bi) and r9gay is the only good thing left on this board

how old are you that you even know such stuff? Jackass aired back in the year 2000 when my dad was a teen
Goddamn boomers

>>81823474
Mine was 30 in 2000

>>81823474
Losers were invented before your dad was born, sweetie.

I only know about jackass because one of the guys on it got breast implants or something and I read an article about it

My back are killing me and I'll be useless all day but I still don't really regret leaving the dishes for today. It's going to be a rough day no matter what now...

>>81823474
jackass was still being watched by middleschoolers in 2005 at the very least. i didnt watch it though thats around the time my brother moved out and i gained total control of the computer

>>81823595
this makes it sound like you left a lot of dishes. also why did you break your back

>>81823353
>a few
uh oh

>>81822333
Need a catboy top bf

>>81823699
Because I did. I'm not going to waste time after my shift washing the damn dishes. I still wasted like an hour or two maybe overtime. My back hurts because I just finished washing the dishes at the time of my post.

>>81823721
got sodomized in the back of a car by a random guy
invited a guy that wanted to experiment and sodomized him
then had a short fling
then another longish relationship
now hes with a furry
and im a khhv dumb enough to still daydream about him
is this normal

>>81823189
But this time you're right. What's fun about seeing some retards act like teenagers and do gross disgusting things so other retards can laugh at them?

>>81823228

This anon is horny for fat NEET Kenneth feet

>>81823830
wait so these were dishes at your job or your house? i hope youre okay anon

>>81823850
How did you meet him and how long do you know him for?

>>81823946
Job but I sleep at the place too so it's kinda like home except I hate it so
Thanks

>>81823850
hes in a relationship too? uhh i dont think its too insane, but it sound like hellish torture. im praying for you to move on t b h

Must suck to get attached to people based on their looks and then it turns out they're horrible whores with bad personalities you can't stay in long term relationships with. So glad I'm more evolved than your average faggot.

>>81817793
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/77586110/#77593157
Is your bf wealthy enough to support you?

>>81824068
>Is your bf wealthy enough to support you
I'm the wealthy bf but it's "fairly successful ranch" wealthy and not "mansions and sports cars" wealthy.

nooooo i don't wanna go to work...

nooooo i don't wanna play video games and abuse substances for another 12 hours..

surely there's an enjoyable middle ground

>>81824184
the answer is gooning

>>81824166
gays shouldn't have to work.

>wake up
>fall asleep
>wake up
>fall asleep
Time to do this all day yippieeee

>>81824563
same but add drinking after wake up

>>81824563
add sex inbetween and at least you feel motivated

>>81824573
nta but sex that isn't with a bf feels like jacking off minus the privacy.

Had to fast for twelve hours cause I was getting my blood drawn, wanted to get donuts afterwards but the donut place is closed on Mondays??? Like??? That's when people are sadly going to work and need a morning pick me up? Be open on Mondays dumbasses???

>>81824565
Drinking water I hope

For me, it's diners closing breakfast early on a Sunday, the biggest day for breakfast
Idiots! Argh!

>>81824786
sure let's go with that. cheers

>>81824804
That's some bullshit, if Big Al's did that to me I'd strangle Al with my bare hands.

Recovered surprisingly well. So far chill day at work other than washing dishes at the start of the day.

>>81812138 (OP)
any other gay anons struggle with misogyny
like I just can't take women seriously
I don't want to but like I can't and every interaction I have with one feels like I'm talking out of nessecity not actual interest
I've tried reading feminist literature and it's just made me realise how much my straight friends don't actually care about their gfs as people

the pooners I know are alright when stealth but like a lot of them don't realise how people don't bend over backwards for men and just want to live as weird foods

also the stealth ones keep feeding me misinformation like one told me "period cramps aren't real and women are making them up for attention" which some women called me misogynistic for believing

bros how do I get over this

Sir, we do not interact with people here.

I interact only with myself and my clone personas

>>81825153
I generally dislike women with the exception of my friend's gf and female family members.
Most women have complete dogshit personalities since they're inherently desirable in society, meaning they never were put in a "act right or get cast aside" situation.
Meanwhile men have better personalities and are better people out of necessity, because fucking up can result in them losing friends, getting outcasted or even bullied and despised.
Are there good women out there? absolutely, and I believe that
Are there shit men out there? absolutely, and I know that.
But men are more trustworthy friends, I'm not changing my mind on that.

>>>/a/280562790

>>81825153
I have no personal like uh motivation to be misogynistic, like being wronged by women or anything, but like you I can't help but passively just have a somewhat lower opinion of them. Women just say and do stupid shit all the time kek. Also I agree about getting along with pooners better

I have to mow the grass today but I don't want to but the longer I wait the taller it gets.

>>81825503
Notice how they didn't arrest any male BL writers
Xi, I kneel

>>81825523
x2
Glory to the CCP

>celebrating a country throwing people in jail for drawing m/m content.

There's a fine line until they start throwing people in jail for liking men.

>mass exodus of Chinese twinks to the west
Oh no... the horror

>>81825581
This anon gets it
I will march into the Chinese camps and free all the desperate lonely bottoms

Reserving a hunky Chinese 160cm top.

>>81825153
Nah my sister and all her friends are way cooler than me
I'm more of a loser than any woman I've ever met

Warning: you're about to see most disfigured, repulsive and ugly creature in existence. He posts I'm this thread but do not approach him just observe from a safe distance. I present to you anon:

>>81825789
Oh hey i remember this one.

>>81825789
he looks sexy to me, would bend over for

>>81825857
Does it still haunt your dreams? Do you see unimaginable horrors every time you close your eyes because of seeing something that wasn't supposed to be seen?
>>81825960
Your probably on drugs and can't see it but he is ugliest abomination and an insult to god

I miss lavenderkun

Died in a motorcycle accident.. tragic

>>81826244
>>81826321
Sorry I was playing Rust. I actually just ragequit because someone headshot me off my motorcycle in game :(

>>81826321
half broke my leg doing this the other day. it happens

What does /r9gay/ think of jungle music?

>>81826967
What's jungle music?

>>81826975
predecessor to drum n bass that emerged in the early 90s
I can recommend you a few jungle songs if you like

>>81826998
That would be nice. It's hard for me to find music I like so I enjoy trying new genres.

>>81827003
I get that, here's two jungle songs I like alot
https://youtu.be/i-P98B2skts?si=72datUuGeqZQ4A6u
https://youtu.be/a5meT63flnM?si=d8rB2qhut-JzCfrq

>>81826967
I used to listen to some, its been a while though. Love venetian snares

>>81826967
Not fond of rap

>>81827062
Those were really fun actually, I like the second one and how surreal it sounded.

>>81827076
same, personally I love shitmat alot more but snares is still very awesome
im a huge fan of detrimentalist, specifically gentleman, its great to listen to on the subway
>>81827235
yeah same, or atleast im just not that big a fan of hip hop in general
>>81827262
>I like the second one and how surreal it sounded.
genuinely, its such a great song i could to it for hours lol

>>81822434
Oh hey I posted that image, neat that someone saved it.

>>81827504
It's peak kiss material ;3

God I wanna make out with my fbf after a hard day and feel his 5 o clock shadow scratching my chin
At least I assume and hope it would I've never kissed anyone before

>>81828309
is it me oreganoili

>>81828331
I have no idea anonymous, IS it you???

>>81828346
idk can u tell me??

I'm bullying my cat so much but I wanna pet him soooooooo
https://youtu.be/dWRg9EGDH9U

>>81828350
I'm having a stroke
Also I'm hungry

>>81828414
my cats normally bully ME :(

>>81828414
Good channel

My fbf has to be:
>a top
>masc
>loves me
>has enough penis for both of us
>wants open relationship
>let's me watch him have sex with other men and touch my small shrimp wilted cock
>into sph and is willing to humilate and torture me

Mike Tyson Blow To The Face

Painting went pretty good but I forgot my daily shower and smell like shit now.

I'll show him off later when he's all lacquered up.

So is meow confirmed dead or locked up at this point? How long has it been since his last post? I miss the little possum.

>>81829298
I saw him playing a mobile game on discord the other day lol

Haven't bothered to ask cause we don't talk much

>>81829315
You have meows discord?

>>81826010
>Does it still haunt your dreams?
Yup, everytime I wanna have a tug this image flashes before my eyes and I deflate...
it's a shame, but my nofap streak is fucking insane so that's a positive.

>>81829361
oh shit that's right its denkonite I think

carpal tunnel flare up day, my hand hurts so bad and I didn't get the grass mowed again. I'm going to end up with a letter from the city again like I have every years since mom has been gone.

>>81826967
Is it like jungle music from video game OSTs?
the underground jungle theme from terraria is pretty fucking lit so I guess so.

Okay it seems like Meow is doing okay I just frantically messaged him
He's probably just taking a break which is fair this gen sucks dick right now
>it always sucked dick
Yeah but in a fun way not in a slop way

r9gay dead or spam, call it

>>81829673
literal dumpster poopy

How do we improve the r9gay?

>>81829699
talk about our dick sizes and how it's not enough to attract a mate

More Anons should talk to each other normally about their days

>>81829716
I do that every day and it's not working
People hate my lfe

>>81829734
Is your penis small and stacy bottoms reject u cuz of it?

I do that all the time yet I get told off and ignored for blogposting. Guess you only want cute boys doing that.

My life is boring, I'll be busy next month
I've been playing a lot of L4D2 and autistically sorting my art folders for now

>>81829716
If I do that I'll get called a junkie and I'll get told to fuck off
Anyways.. I almost had my first sober day but then my tummy started hurting and I binged on opiates :<
oh well too late now let's party again!!

>>81829761
believe it or not there are lots of Stacy's who enjoy smaller to average sized dicks. very few women enjoy gagging on dick or getting their cervix bruised. it's often larping trans closeted gay guys with a small penis complex that perpetuate otherwise and most can't even handle them anyways

Painting my barricade fig rn

>>81829798
Just be sober shrimple as
>>81829784
what will you be busy with?

>>81829829
be my bf and if you do enough "fixing me" for me not to require self-medication anymore, I'll be sober.
sounds good?

>>81829858
Yea alright. Sounds like a plan.

I'm tempted to get a pizza out, I'm so lazy today. It's only been a week of my new lifestyle and I'm already slipping back into my old ways. I'm not going to change. In a way I'm no different than the drug or alcohol addicted posters here except my drug of choice is fast food.

>>81829829
Back to back cons
>>81829766
Mow the grass already!

>>81829902
didn't think you'd say yes...
anyways uh.. your transformer pictures are quite cute actually, it shows there's real people in this thread with their own interests n lives they lived n shit.

>>81829761
I used to think my penis was average but I haven't measured it in a while and the sheer amount of huge dicks that get posted on this site make me wonder if I'm not actually in a much lower percentile than I thought.
Also I'm annoying.

I can feel my arteries clogging ough t real story a. non
>>81829315
which one

>>81829912

it's hot, I'm hungry and by the time I eat the sun will have gone down. I still have to get the trash out too. I'll try and do it tomorrow first thing in the morning before it gets too hot.

>>81829948
We both know that's not true.. dump chemicals on the lawn and just get rid of the grass

>>81829963

that's a code violation I'm sure. I have this problem every year during the height of the summer heat. Oh and I did end up ordering pizza hut, call me a bad fat neet.

>>81829784
Contact meow on discord and tell him to come back

>>81830012
why do you want that fat bitch back

>>81830012
Leave him the fuck alone he's his own man and he can handle his own problems.

>>81830012
I'm not friends with meow on Discord
His mental state is better without this place anyway
I wonder how you all held up when it went down for a week

I miss meow, he was a good poster but he's better off away from here, I hope he gets a bf.

oh no it happened again
I was supposed to do something productive and I browsed 4chan again.

>>81830055
I think that goes for all of us, honestly. I love being here but it does take so much time that I could put towards finding the man I will love for the rest of my life.

>>81829916
Yea it's just my autistic hobby and I make it my personality. I do hope you can get sober, I hate junkies...

About to eat a jar of pineapples

>>81830136
I just cut up a whole pineapple I got from whole foods I love pineapple will you let me gargle your balls??? <3

>>81830136
fresh pineapples cost $4 get your life together

>>81830136
to make your spunk taste sweeter?
>"noooo I have no ulterior motives, I just like pineapples"

>>81830163
only if I can put my balls in your asshole after

>>81830163
Are you cute and pineapplepilled?
>>81830166
Uncle Sam gave me this pineapple fo free
>>81830173
Noooo I have no ulterior motives, I just like pineapples!

I have never had pineapple in my life. I hear it's a different taste to most fruits because it's enzymes are trying to digest you as you are it.

>>81830196
Pineapple is one of those things where I get to have it at an event and I think "wow this is delicious I love pineapple I should have it more often" and then I completely forget about it when I go grocery shopping
>>81830261
It does do that but its much more subtle than people try to make you think. It's basically a sexy spiny citrus fruit, if you're into hairy masc guys.

>>81830261
>it's enzymes are trying to digest you as you eat it.
Yeah but that only hurts if you hold a piece in your mouth for a good amount of time, regular consumption won't harm you.

pineapple tastes shit
ive said the thing can someone dick me down now as punishment

>>81830297
>"wow this is delicious I love pineapple I should have it more often" and then I completely forget about it when I go grocery shopping
same, I blame Hawaii

I'm holding a piece in my mouth

>>81830318
>fucking a cute guy who uses not liking pineapple as an excuse for fetishy dom stuff
I would convert to christianity if it provided me a top like this

*your fav anime* sucks, that would my 'I need a dicking now' phrase.

>>81830332
nobody to put pineapple ring around their dick and give sloppy toppy to

Food around the pp seem dangerous, I would be scared of biting or hurting my bf and his pp.

>>81830353
To be fair my favorite anime has like, 16 non japanese fans, it has a decent enough fanbase in japan to have a game releasing/released on switch2 but it'll likely not get translated officially since there's little demand for it.
hell, my favorite song from that anime hasn't gotten a fan translation so I could very well be jamming out to a song about dick sucking and crack.

>>81830371
Sad
My mouth tingles

>>81830379
there's the "grapefruit technique" and I tried it once alone but it felt wet and shameful.

>tfw no pineapple pilled bf
I wish I had a fruit loving bf who I could cook meals for.

what is r9g's favorite fruits?
raspberries are pretty yummy in my opinion, lemon and raspberries though... hell yes.

>>81830410
Despite the hype for pineapple, strawberry is my actual favorite
Honorable mention to green apples

>>81830410
Grapes of the fermented kind.

>>81830410
i love plums and dragonfruit alot

>>81830410
I love mangos! bananas are great because I love milkshakes, and I like lemons for lemonade :D

>>81830436
>green apples
yeah, they're the best apples
also unrelated but artificial green apple flavor is good in it's own way? it doesn't taste like the real thing but it exaggarates the sourness of it, and makes it good because of that.

>>81830410
Apples and in general along with bananas. I love apple slices and cheese, they go together so well.

anon is my favourite fruit :3

>>81830492
awww, that's so sweet <3

>tfw no bf to switch me to a more fruity diet and get me away from burgers, fries and pizza.

pineapple on pizza, yay or nay?

Not finished yet but what do you guys think of my lil car

>>81830410
pineapple

i just had some of the worst smoked chicken ever
the meat tasted like shit and the skin on it had the consistency of rubber, it even sounded like rubber

>>81830604
it works with ham or bacon, otherwise nah

>>81830632
Cool lil car
You play this before?

>>81830651
>You play this before?
I watched a playthrough a few years ago, but no I didn't play it. The cutscenes are pretty funny.

Barricade is my favorite non G1 character

>>81830604
it's really good, people who hate pineapple on pizza likely haven't actually tried it and only hate on it because of an internet trend.
if they did try it and dislike it, fine, valid opinion, I'll get a half-half pizza and my ass will have 4 slices all to myself.
>>81830643
I only ever heard of pineapple and ham, never heard of pineapple and bacon.
I don't like bacon though so I can't have an opinion on how pineapple goes with it.

>>81830668
Bacon on pizza or bacon in general? I personally like bacon on pizza, when it's fresh but on reheating I don't like it very much, gets too crunchy.

I was having a good day until my friend called me to whine about his problems and insult me. Idk why I talk to him lmao

>>81830772
as in, bacon AND pineapple put together on a pizza.
I find bacon too greasy for my liking, but I get the appeal.

Friends are overrated
orig

I wish I had a friend but I was too insufferable and no one liked me.

>>81830822
I'm starting to realize this really quickly.

friends are great, you just gotta get better filters.

I desperately wanted to have friends back then, but there's something inherently wrong with me that makes people hate me subconsciously, and it's why I got abandoned by friends many times for seemingly no reason.
I'm attractive and it's why I get attention from men, but I won't be in a few years and I'll get left by whatever bf I might have....
It makes searching for a bf seem pointless, I'll just face the fire of getting left alone again so why not stay alone?

for me it was being insufferable know it all and a stick in the mud/wet blanket unable to have fun or relax.

I just can't be bothered
I have no patience to build friendships, I'm always thinking about what the end result is meant to be from the start

>>81830990
Make haste lest ye be forgotten