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Anonymous No.81815241 >>81817903
/tie/ - Take It Easy General
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Anonymous No.81815426 >>81815580 >>81818376
baka's like an unironic lizard. Baka loves bathing in the sun
2day was nise and warm
>>81813239
u don't think us balts have a place in the western world?
>>81813461
>A mortgage deposit.
would u like 2 buy real estate somewhere?
>If you're always snoozing that's going to throw off your sleep pattern even more. Hopefully it'll fix itself...
It's not like it's reversed or anything... Baka just sleeps... My waking hours are rather short..
>>81813593
baka sumtimes makes rhyming threads. Those r always good fun. Rhyming n stuff is fun
>you're not very good at that either thoughbeit...
i am trying my best!
>>81814576
thank u 4 the hug and the paton the back!
stay safe and drink plenty of water!
Anonymous No.81815580 >>81815734
>+34
Schoo schoo, YHW. Go back to your desert!
>>81815426
>u don't think us balts have a place in the western world?
As Balts. No Nord will see you as one of them. The sooner you respect yourself, the sooner others will respect you too and give you a qt Nordic gf. No one likes larpers. Also, Nordicks are entitled as is, so better not to feed their egos. Obvs thinking you're any better than them as some Slavs like to do (muh 2deep4u sovl) is super cringe too.
Anonymous No.81815734
>>81815580
i am not saying we should b nordick or wahtevers
i am asking if u think we could b part of the greater western world or nah? Culturaly, i'd say we are western because we are catholic and have been part of the greater western cultural sphere 4 most of our history
anyway, how was ur day aisu?
Anonymous No.81815875 >>81816088 >>81816301 >>81816301 >>81816337
Gosh, if I ever went to Dubai I'd have to go with Ceb's family cuz white boys can just get randomly jailed or killed out there.
https://www.lrt.lt/en/news-in-english/19/2606237/lithuanian-dancer-discovered-dead-after-going-missing-in-dubai
>we are catholic
Triggered. Our Western alignment has always been motivated either by attempts to make Westoids stop killing and enslaving us (like during Crusades) or a search for allies against the eastern hordes. It's always been a sacrifice of sorts. Most bakas only wasn't to be Western so they're not seen as Eastern/Russian. Obvs that's kind of misguided. We really don't need to prove anything to anyone or seek approval of people whose position is better due to circumstance outside their personal control. Just bee urself is what am saying and that Nordick gf will come. It's not your blond hair or faux Swedish accent why she wants to kiss you. It's because all boys are born worth it.
Anonymous No.81816021 >>81816301
man what a week

i don't really know why but i've been unmotivated and depressed from monday to friday so i barely did any work. nothing that can't be fixed as long as i take this next week more seriously though. so that's mainly why i haven't posted these past few days even though i read some of your replies every day (i don't really use social media so you guys are kind of my feed lmao)

i watched Mulholland Drive last friday and i think it's one of those slow cinema movies that you either love or hate (in my case i hated it, but you gotta take into account that i also didn't manage to finish 2001:A Space Oddysey back when I tried to watch it like 7 years ago). i like reading long stories so i don't think i have a focus problem or anything and it's just a preference thing.

i spent the whole saturday afternoon with some friends, slept in the house of one of them yesterday and had bbq with some other friends today. overall an eventful weekend but i didn't have any time for myself. still managed to go to the gym though.

also ty eiki for remembering that yuyu and i wanted to watch the princess bride. anyways it's not a big deal if you guys watch it without me. i'll be in vacation later this month and during some of August so i don't think i'll join watch parties. might post here and there though, depends on how i'll be feeling.
Anonymous No.81816088 >>81816114 >>81816337
seems like text on this image says "give me a cig", at least according to the booru lol

>>81815875
>https://www.lrt.lt/en/news-in-english/19/2606237/lithuanian-dancer-discovered-dead-after-going-missing-in-dubai
i've been considering moving to Dubai because of money but i don't think i'd like living there and i think i'd have to work way more so i'm still on the fence.
but my pay increase would be more than double though...
Anonymous No.81816114
>>81816088
Probs depends on if you end up with ''expats'' or ''immigrants.'' I imagine they have bubbles of well-treated whytebois who run all the stuff Ayrabs are too dumm for.
Anonymous No.81816145
You'll still get treated as subhuman if you step outside the designated whypypo area, I imagien. Like actual subhuman before the law, not American/Brit/Canadian experiencing raycism in Norgay because some old lady was rude to them once.
Anonymous No.81816301 >>81816401
listening 2 german synthpop and taking it ez
>>81815875
i am sure ceb would gladly let u join them
>>81815875
>Triggered. Our Western alignment has always been motivated either by attempts to make Westoids stop killing and enslaving us (like during Crusades) or a search for allies against the eastern hordes. It's always been a sacrifice of sorts. Most bakas only wasn't to be Western so they're not seen as Eastern/Russian. Obvs that's kind of misguided. We really don't need to prove anything to anyone or seek approval of people whose position is better due to circumstance outside their personal control.
unfortunately there is a choice. Either westoids or eastoids. We can't rly b on our own. We won't survive this way
>Just bee urself is what am saying and that Nordick gf will come. It's not your blond hair or faux Swedish accent why she wants to kiss you. It's because all boys are born worth it.
desu i think i would prefer a germ gf...
>>81816021
henlo yuki anon
how have u been?
long time no talk!
wut's makin u depressed? Did u enjoy hanging out with ur frens?
>also ty eiki for remembering that yuyu and i wanted to watch the princess bride. anyways it's not a big deal if you guys watch it without me. i'll be in vacation later this month and during some of August so i don't think i'll join watch parties. might post here and there though, depends on how i'll be feeling.
we will probably watch it next week
Anonymous No.81816337 >>81816401
>>81815875
welp you just gotta ask
> back in vocational school
>during the best class I ever had
>be like
>anyone who wants ,can join me going to dubai during summer vacation
>just gotta pay for the ticket + hab pocket money
>housing + all meals at aunts home are on me
>one of them joined me and it was funny
>he was german so being inside a pool with alcohol was already enough 2be paradise4him
>at the dubai mall I kept being like
>"I know a shortcut!"
>we end up getting lost
well u wouldnt need to trabel with me, I could gib u the numbers of my cousins and they would guide u around
>need to make enough progress with my 3d waifu to take her with me2the next family visit over theere
>>81816088
>but my pay increase would be more than double though...
what about the cost of living desu, hab you considered that?
Dubai used to be great but grocery inflation & rent increase hit it bretty bad
otherwise It could be worth a experience desuu but becareful to not sign something where u give away ur passport for a few years or something
Kinda luv it there but wouldnt want to live there longterm oof
>the cursed hum*ns who thinkg they will be maids in dubai but forced into prostitution
its a literal hell hole for some people desu but my families there is on the rather good side oof
Anonymous No.81816401 >>81816721 >>81816960
Gaula gon be dryer than a ho in chat with me by the end of the week. Boomer caravans shall migrate south.
>>81816301
>We can't rly b on our own. We won't survive this way
Real. When we got independence some bakas thought we could Swissmaxx and so didn't need NATO/EU. Obvs gotta work with the cards you're handed, but not forget why you do this.
>desu i think i would prefer a germ gf...
Baka would take her last name...
>>81816337
I'd die of being cring and heat stroke and u'd abandon me in the mall.
Anonymous No.81816455 >>81816471 >>81816493 >>81816721 >>81816960 >>81817457
man iwant to fucking kill myself so badly
Anonymous No.81816471 >>81816540
>>81816455
Do it pussy. Do the world and us a favor.
Anonymous No.81816493
>>81816455
Me too. At least my mood swings aren't as extreme so I'm used to being miserable
Anonymous No.81816540 >>81816598
>>81816471
what did i ever do to you holy shit
Anonymous No.81816598 >>81816610
>>81816540
Be a whiny bitch.
Anonymous No.81816610 >>81816696
>>81816598
womp womp motherfucker you are being a whiny bitch right now by whining about me being a whiny bitch so why dont you kill yourself aswell
Anonymous No.81816696 >>81816830
>>81816610
I'm not whin ing. Just making a suggestion
Anonymous No.81816710 >>81816960
Really could kiss someone right now.
Anonymous No.81816721 >>81816755
>>81816401
>Real. When we got independence some bakas thought we could Swissmaxx and so didn't need NATO/EU. Obvs gotta work with the cards you're handed, but not forget why you do this.
i think that the west is the best and that we should b frens with them at the very least
>Baka would take her last name...
ofc i would
baka still hasn't told me about his day...
>>81816455
noo pls don't kys
i lob u...
Anonymous No.81816755 >>81817426
>>81816721
>ofc i would
Gosh. Have some pride, boah.
>baka still hasn't told me about his day...
Oh. Wasn't I here all day today? I'm a bit toasted in more ways than one. Haven't even done my norgayan Ankis today.
Anonymous No.81816830 >>81816995
>>81816696
ok well fuck you now im not gonna do it just to spite you
Anonymous No.81816960 >>81817040
>>81816401
>I'd die of being cring
it won't kill you
And what doesn't kills you makes you stronger :)
>heat stroke
Sommer would be too much for you indeed
Otherwise they hab ACs eberywhere
> and u'd abandon me in the mall.
thats n0t true
I wouldnt wanna disappoint as a guide & persian hosting a guest bakahead
>tfw they totally ruined the vr arcade
I still cry
>>81816455
Bleh stay strong
Maybe treat urself to ice cream or something desu
>>81816710
>wanna kiss my 3d waifu
>my french kissing is wild n intense
>probably too much for her to start with oof
>need to remember to stay c a l m if we make it t0 that part desu
Anonymous No.81816995 >>81817247
>>81816830
There you go. You stopped being a bitch. Easy wasn't it?
Anonymous No.81817040 >>81817111
Just peed on myself, so u should probs not listen to my opinions on politics & kultur anyway.
>>81816960
>thats n0t true
I kno what 3D hoe do to a mf...
Anonymous No.81817111 >>81817186
>>81817040
Don't be so rude wtf
Desu I would jump ship even if it's hurtful if I realize she is a yoko ono
You should bring a wife along so we can hab like a double date
Anonymous No.81817186 >>81817313
>>81817111
Yes, ust wait for me to hocus pocus my perfect nordick waifu. Dubai will run out of oil moneys by then.
Anonymous No.81817247 >>81817670 >>81818376
>>81816995
i am free to say whatever the fuck i want whenever i want fuck you
Anonymous No.81817313 >>81817403
>>81817186
We will get you persianwifepilled?
Desu Dubai/The Emirates realised oil monays can be unstable
They build a big business & real estate market to rely on desu
>Le 5% vat
>barely any human rights so perfect for a capitalist to start their biz at
Anonymous No.81817330
Stop arguing, stop being mean for no reason, just stop. Why can't we all be nice in this messed up world for once?
Anonymous No.81817403 >>81817551 >>81822016
>>81817313
>They build a big business & real estate market to rely on desu
Ain't no way ayrabs will sustain any of that wealth once oil runs out. It's a theme park, not a city. Maybe Chyna will buy it after.
>We will get you persianwifepilled?
I'd be like ''YOu think wearing this hijab is your culture, but it's really just internalized misogyny'' and then she'd leav me.
Anonymous No.81817426 >>81817475
>>81816755
>Gosh. Have some pride, boah.
my last name sux
my grandma's last name is kewl tho, i might change into that
>Oh. Wasn't I here all day today? I'm a bit toasted in more ways than one. Haven't even done my norgayan Ankis today.
how well can u speak norgayan?
Anonymous No.81817457
>>81816455
Please don't kill yourself Tao... We all love you and want you to be safe.
Anonymous No.81817475 >>81819046
>>81817426
>my grandma's last name is kewl tho
My gradma was also the one with the German last name.
>how well can u speak norgayan?
Probs decently, but I don't hold myself to nigga standards, so awfully the worst ever.
Anonymous No.81817551 >>81817649
>>81817403
>Ain't no way ayrabs will sustain any of that wealth once oil runs out.
There is a reason the saudis started with these projects, they wanna try to copy dubai/the emirates cause its actually the key out of oil dependence, well the saudis are just far moar manic and I do bet on them NOT pulling it of
Even the emirates barely pulled it of and the seem tame compared to shittu like the line
>I'd be like ''YOu think wearing this hijab is your culture, but it's really just internalized misogyny'' and then she'd leav me.
Actually the right one would be like awww how cute :)
Most of them hate the hijab u baka head
I should hurry up & get ready4bed desuu
Anonymous No.81817649 >>81818066
>>81817551
I mean it works as long as they have the oil money to pay white boys to lie to them about Noems and shidd. They'd would literally have to educate and force their population to work to make it sustainable, but you know they won't cause then they'd lose the Mandate of Jannah and Amerilards won't protecc them from Iran once oil runs out. Dubai gon be Yemen in 50 years.
>Most of them hate the hijab u baka head
Yes, but they'd still want me to make them wear one. It's how women are trust me.
Anonymous No.81817670 >>81818376
>>81817247
Me too! Stop being a lil hoe
Anonymous No.81817673 >>81817853 >>81818066 >>81818376
I think I'd rather drown than have to figure out my life from this point, but oh well, woe is me and whatever
Anonymous No.81817853
>>81817673
Then do it, you whiny pussy.
Anonymous No.81817903 >>81819046
>>81815241 (OP)
How's it going? I've been taking it easy today as it's hot out. I chilled out and drank a cold can of Monster and played some vidya with my fan nearby. It was nice.
Anonymous No.81818066 >>81818143
>>81817649
>Dubai gon be Yemen in 50 years.
Wr0ng
It wont be as great as Dubai imagines it
But not as bad as the westies proclaim methinks desu
>Yes, but they d still want me to make them wear one. It's how women are trust me
I bet u would think different after you met one of my female frens (german x russian breed)
She could be a model if she was tall
But overall she is a retard n too kind for her own good
Anyhoo ebery hum*n is a special snowflake indeed but try to get abs, trust me
>>81817673
Hugs desu
Anonymous No.81818143 >>81818658 >>81819046
>>81818066
Seggs with dumm Russian hos. I call that inbreeding.
Anonymous No.81818376
do your balls hang low?
do they wobble to the floor?
can you tie 'em in a knot?
can you tie 'em in a bow?

>>81817673
man, you're tougher than that
figure out your life one step at a time, bit by bit
but then again, you know what? life isn't something you just "figure out", when you think you got it, it flips itself over your head and you're back to square one

so the point is, life is about living it, not about figuring it out
and i think you've been living it quite nicely as of recent times... your hands will surely agree with me on that, dammit.

>>81817670
>>81817247
well shit dude that was wild, kek
note to self: if you want to stop hu tao anon from killing himself, dare him :^)

>>81815426
you are quite welcome, kaguyanon
and thanks for the reminder, i should chug down some water but have been forgetting it for today
might be because it hurts to swallow anything with a sore throat so it puts me off, but normally i stay hydrated

also careful not to grow scales from all that sunlight, man
Anonymous No.81818592 >>81818612
Aisu stop posting this blasphemy.
Anonymous No.81818612 >>81818658
>>81818592
Whatchu mean? Yeshufreak.
Anonymous No.81818658 >>81818673 >>81818696
>>81818612
Whatever the hell you meant by this >>81818143
I really hope I don't need to state the reason why, just be more careful with your tongue movements next time please
Anonymous No.81818673 >>81818679
>>81818658
but randalnon, this person didn't move their tongue to type that post
that is not a vocaroo
Anonymous No.81818679 >>81818738
>>81818673
It's an idiom from my mother tongue.
Anonymous No.81818696 >>81818709
>>81818658
Whatchu care for? R u a dumm Russian ho?
Anonymous No.81818709 >>81818744
>>81818696
Yes I'm dumb and russian and I will not tolerate slander of my people.
Anonymous No.81818738 >>81818774
>>81818679
aye but is it really applicable here? surely it makes one think...
Anonymous No.81818744 >>81818774 >>81818781
>>81818709
I liderally advocate total Russian genocide daily, idc. R u a ho doe? A qt one?4
Anonymous No.81818774 >>81818793 >>81818798
>>81818738
Yes it is, my uncle said you can say the same thing in any language if you try.
>>81818744
Ans I barely read the thread nowadays because of dying from summer heat so consider this an exception.
>R u a ho doe? A qt one?4
Nah just a guy posting yaoi to spite republicans.
Anonymous No.81818781 >>81818798
>>81818744
Russia did nothing wrong though?
Anonymous No.81818793 >>81818833
>>81818774
i have to kindly disagree with you there, as again, no tongue movements have been performed during the elaboration of the referred post
at best, it's a finger movement that caused its creation, not tongue (unless anon types with his tongue, in which case, eww...)
>if you try
true but have you really tried there? seems to me like you just took the expression and translated it, no adaptation...
Anonymous No.81818798 >>81818833 >>81818849
>>81818774
>Nah just a guy posting yaoi to spite republicans.
So ure just american attaching urself to made up rashan masculinity cuz ure so gay? That actually makes you a real Russian.
>>81818781
It exists last time I chekced.
Anonymous No.81818833 >>81818895 >>81819133
>>81818793
I'm not bothering to speak your made up bastardization of latin you call a language lol.
>>81818798
Whatever helps you sleep at night ig.
It's always the cum-crusted coomer hands that type these.
Anonymous No.81818849 >>81818864 >>81818895
>>81818798
I bet you think Ukraine are the good guys.
Anonymous No.81818864 >>81818886 >>81818895
>>81818849
He's a liberal burger ofc he does. Anyone who does research deeper than plebbit can tell you it's not the truth but let's not burst his bubble for now.
Anonymous No.81818886 >>81818914
>>81818864
Burst it I say. Make it shit itself in fury.
Anonymous No.81818895
>>81818833
>not gay if xyz
Damn, you're purebred even.
>>81818849
Yes, just like any trash collector or pest control.
>>81818864
>baka is a ''free-thinking'' American
Oh my. Inoperable.
Anonymous No.81818914
>>81818886
Nah I don't like killing their morale, after all somebody's gotta vote blue in the next elections. So I rest my case.
Anonymous No.81818929 >>81818993
Amerikka really must be doing some shady shit if two slavs are so paranoid about it they confuse each other for burgers lmao
Anonymous No.81818993
>>81818929
Any Euro using American political terminology is lower than worm food anyway.
Anonymous No.81819046 >>81819070 >>81819091
>>81817475
i meant my lithuanian grandma. Her last name meant bliss. It's pretty kewl and pretty take it ez core
>Probs decently, but I don't hold myself to nigga standards, so awfully the worst ever.
i'm sure u'll be able 2 learn 2 speak it pretty decently! Just dont 4get 2 practice!
>>81817903
>How's it going? I've been taking it easy today as it's hot out. I chilled out and drank a cold can of Monster and played some vidya with my fan nearby. It was nice.
it's been alright
i'm a little tipsy, but i'm doin fine. It was like 27 degrees today so i enjoyed it by bathing in the sun
>>81818143
aisu r u drunken?
Anonymous No.81819070 >>81819130
>>81819046
I can't figure out what our word for bliss is right now. Learning dumm germanoid languages surely at fault.
>aisu r u drunken?
Don't make me wrong abut nothing.
Anonymous No.81819072
Would be much better if furry artists knew how to sharks as sharks and not hairless dogs but that's a perfect world and we sadly don't live one. Or maybe it's really clever unintentional reference to the fact that sharks are called "dog fish" in italian idk.
Anonymous No.81819091 >>81819121 >>81819130
>>81819046
Since you're lithuanian, do you consider Estonia scandinavian or baltic?
Anonymous No.81819121
>>81819091
He doesn't. More importantly no Scandinavian will ever consider Estonia as one of them.
Anonymous No.81819130 >>81819160 >>81819161
>>81819091
In an ideal world i would consider all baltics nordic, but i suppose in reality we're just baltic
>>81819070
>I can't figure out what our word for bliss is right now. Learning dumm germanoid languages surely at fault.
baka's losing touch with his roots...
>Don't make me wrong abut nothing.
wdym?
Anonymous No.81819133 >>81819161
>>81818833
well that was uncalled for
look man i don't feel like being mean to you so i'll just drop it there
just be more careful next time with all this bullshit, aye? it's not because some faggot is pissing you off that you have to take it out on me
stay safe out there
Anonymous No.81819139
Not even Finns do btw inb4 some cope.
Anonymous No.81819160 >>81819243 >>81821063
>>81819130
>wdym?
Ever had Zubrowka? Bretty good.
Anonymous No.81819161 >>81819243
>>81819130
Even komis?
>>81819133
Okay, sorry.
Anonymous No.81819243 >>81819257 >>81819268
>>81819161
that's a tricky question
komis are rather far from the baltic sea and scandinavia... I gues they're their own thing...
>>81819160
nope
what's that?
I am drinking jager
Anonymous No.81819257
>>81819243
It's a Polish vodka with sweetgrass. Pretty nice.
>Jager
Baka, don't make me say it...
Anonymous No.81819268
Everyone is drunk and I'm losing brain cells from overheating..
>>81819243
I would ask more but I can't think of anymore ethnic minorities atm so I'll leave you be heh.
Anonymous No.81819284
Broke: Estonia is Nordic.
Woke: Finland is Baltic.
Anonymous No.81819554
Intimidating seggs with smart hos.
Anonymous No.81819950
Eternal sleeps now pls.
Anonymous No.81821063
>>81819160
Ever had sex with Aisu? Bretty good.
Anonymous No.81821282 >>81821454
been a while

thank you guys for being my little refuge when i was still active. im doing a lot better now than i have in a long time. things are getting better. i guess i just lost interest in this place and the bad outweighed the good. heres to a brighter future

i miss our talks marine biology bro
Anonymous No.81821454 >>81821495
>>81821282
I'm glad you could find some comfort in this place. I miss animal anon, too.
Also which anon is this?
Anonymous No.81821495
>>81821454
just a sticky dog and drawfag that that wanted closure. its okay if you dont know me. the sentiment still stands. honey hugs for you all <3
Anonymous No.81822016
>>81817403
I'd be like ''YOu think having sex with Aisu is cheating, but it's really just internalized heterophobia'' and then she'd leav me.
Anonymous No.81822778
Blushing hard this morning.
Anonymous No.81823401
I should leave the internet.
Anonymous No.81823749
>>81645593
Prophetic or just good foresight?