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Anonymous No.81816143
/britfeel/
brandson beans edition
Anonymous No.81816158
Good work /britfeel/
Anonymous No.81816159 >>81816185 >>81816201 >>81816243
She's on her 8th hour of her shift now
Anonymous No.81816162
We did it guis
Anonymous No.81816168
>>81816149
i'm a machine learning engineer and i use my playstation as an excuse to get off the computer. you are a literal nepo cable wrangler, i am objectively more intelligent than you
Anonymous No.81816169 >>81816186
we should always get to 500 posts why we have 400 spammer ruining this is just gay
Anonymous No.81816175 >>81816194
spelt branston wrong
Anonymous No.81816180 >>81816215 >>81816219 >>81816800
Eva. You aren't special because you use a PC. I'm legit starting to think you're an actual teenager. PC Gaming is mainstream nowadays. It's not like years ago when it was niche. "Building" a PC is easy too. Some people just prefer the ease of a console. Maybe if you ever grow up you'll realise that.
Anonymous No.81816185 >>81816234
>>81816159
Thats so fucking gross, id unironically fire her
Anonymous No.81816186
>>81816169
I support and welcome this change x
Anonymous No.81816190
>cable wrangler
Anonymous No.81816194
>>81816175
Abort bread!
Nah dont worry about it lad
Anonymous No.81816201
>>81816159
id sniff and clean those dirty cute feet once she finished her shift
Anonymous No.81816207
Eva. You are special because you use a PC. I'm legit starting to think you're a godess. PC Gaming is cool af. It's very niche and cool. "Building" a PC isn't easy. Some people just prefer the ease of a console because they are low IQ. I love you.
Anonymous No.81816215 >>81816225
>>81816180
She can't even build her PC but "works in IT" kek.
Anonymous No.81816218
feeling positive and trying to stay positive x
Anonymous No.81816219
>>81816180
>Some people just prefer the ease of a console
Yeah low IQ trogs
Anonymous No.81816222
Cute feet I bet x
Anonymous No.81816223
Ruthmong unable to cope lol, hes having a meltdown
eva6 !CgDTBISTxM No.81816225 >>81816247 >>81816253
>>81816215
i have explained this many times
i can and have i just like to have someone with me to ease my nerves
Anonymous No.81816227
>d-do y-you need a m-monitor c-cable
Anonymous No.81816234 >>81816238
>>81816185
Her parents own the cafe and her mum was sniffing her feet earlier on
Anonymous No.81816238 >>81816250
>>81816234
Where are you watching this tell me now
Anonymous No.81816243
>>81816159
I'd give her a promotion
Anonymous No.81816247
>>81816225
sadly relatable
>built my first PC when i was 17
>tried to do it solo
>noticed chipped gold parts at the bottom of my GPU (which was the most expensive part)
>actually nearly crying
>dad walks in
>"have you actually tested it, maybe thats how its meant to look"
>worked fine
>felt like a tard for weeks
Anonymous No.81816250
>>81816238
itsgabriellanotgabi on tiktok
Anonymous No.81816253 >>81816268
>>81816225
ease your nerves, you're literally asking people if they need a cable, there's absolutely nothing nerve wracking about that
eva6 !CgDTBISTxM No.81816268 >>81816273 >>81816284
>>81816253
are you retarded or retarded
this is proof near everyone against me has an iq of 80
i was talking about building a pc NOT FUCKING CABLES
i didnt even mention CABLES
Anonymous No.81816273 >>81816316
>>81816268
B mong this is genuinely quite grim now please stop
Anonymous No.81816284
>>81816268
shut your whore mouth. i will smash your pc and make you use the playstation
Anonymous No.81816298 >>81816305
Eva you can build a PC well done just stop having a go at people who use consoles. Many people have a PC and a console. I can't even use a keyboard and noise due to being a wristlet. RSI does a number on me even with all ergonomic bollocks.
Anonymous No.81816305 >>81816355
>>81816298
I'll always make fun of consolecucks even though I fully understand their reasoning.
Big B !ctwlL6DXYk No.81816316 >>81816331 >>81816441
>>81816273
Im not eva6 lol. Never have been.
Anonymous No.81816319
how many fans you got running just to post on britfeel lmao smelly cheese melty x
Anonymous No.81816331
>>81816316
ignore him big bear we love you
Anonymous No.81816333 >>81816397
No PCs and emulation for are Blad. He has a comfy physical setup how it should be.
Anonymous No.81816354
Just had a Greggs chocolate muffin. Nothing special desu not worth the 2 quid
Anonymous No.81816355 >>81816369
>>81816305
That's fair enough really. Used to be a big PC Gamer but the past 10 years I've just used console more as I'm at my desk less. Only thing I miss is my strategy kino but I play some on my laptop if I get the itch. Crusader Kings 2 and Civ IV.
Anonymous No.81816368
Don't see the point of going PC when all I play is gacha bollocks on my PS5 and phone.
Anonymous No.81816369 >>81816387
>>81816355
I've become way too accustomed to being able to play my own music over the top and alt tab during slow bits or loading screens to be able to go back to console.
That and the better visuals are a nice bonus.
Anonymous No.81816379 >>81816396
I made one shitpost about pcs and spam mong has ran with it

always pulling the strings me x
Anonymous No.81816387
>>81816369
Interesting, I feel like games look great in HDR on an OLED telly. How's the 4K HDR monitor scene nowadays? Decent HDR implementation I feel like makes a bigger difference than higher fidelity. I just listen on Apple Music, sold my CD collection years ago. Corrr, used to have a cracking Winamp setup.
Anonymous No.81816396
>>81816379
Fuck off Sean
Big B !ctwlL6DXYk No.81816397 >>81816473 >>81816983
>>81816333
I have a small form factor PC and a basic console setup. I have this little bedside drawer and I put my console that I am playing on in the gap, quite the minimalist me.
Anonymous No.81816402
cafe girl says she's working until half 10 tonight
Anonymous No.81816413
Alright the eva6 larp was a good one but you can come out now. Show yourself.
Anonymous No.81816426
choking evie with a monitor cable
Anonymous No.81816437
Shoving a monitor cable up Evie's arse and watching her intestines.
Anonymous No.81816441
>>81816316
How big are ya?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNEhcdQGcJ8
Anonymous No.81816461 >>81816489 >>81816652
Not fussed what you use as long as you know if you use a console you're wrong.
Anonymous No.81816473
>>81816397
Seems quite womfy. Currently on my media corner is a PS5, a 4K Blu-ray player and a regular Blu-ray player set to 480p/576p for DVDs only so my telly can upscale them. Have a suitcase full of old consoles in the corner but I sold my PS1 and PS2s last year.
Anonymous No.81816476
free as in poorfag. every time. who do linux users think they are fooling
Anonymous No.81816489 >>81816734
>>81816461
What's the game? Path of Exile? For me it's Diablo 2. Never gets old.
Anonymous No.81816524 >>81816667
Sorting through my 3DS collection. I have 5 of them.
Anonymous No.81816525 >>81816538
>media corner
Cuck corner
Anonymous No.81816538
>>81816525
You gonna have a melty me lid?
Anonymous No.81816555 >>81816565
eva6 thrashing around in her boxroom rn
Anonymous No.81816565
>>81816555
guarantee she's smashed up her room in an autistic rage more than once
Big B !ctwlL6DXYk No.81816580 >>81816799
That lad playing WoW or Diablo or whatever PC game has me filtered. Not right.
Anonymous No.81816620
rewatching twin peaks with 4 big bottles of corona. can't get much comfy than this
Anonymous No.81816652 >>81816734
>>81816461
thats me arsehole post on your PC
Big B !ctwlL6DXYk No.81816667 >>81816761 >>81816799
>>81816524
3DS stuff is worth a small fortune now. The handhelds are still over a hundred pounds each.
Anonymous No.81816692
evamelty
Anonymous No.81816734 >>81816744 >>81816799
>>81816489
>Path of Exile?
Yes lad. Many a night spent on it.
>For me it's Diablo 2
PoE was made just for you, give it a shot if you haven't.
>>81816652
A fine one at that.
Anonymous No.81816744 >>81816828
>>81816734
Big B lad give up yo facade
Anonymous No.81816761 >>81816849
>>81816667
love playing on me DS
Anonymous No.81816762 >>81816766 >>81816937
Season 3 of TNG is banger after banger
Anonymous No.81816766 >>81816779
>>81816762
mite give it a watch but cant be arsed watching all the old ones
Anonymous No.81816779
>>81816766
bin off s1 and 2 of tng lad just pretend the show starts at 3 <3
Anonymous No.81816787
So many people in this country are profoundly incurious.
Anonymous No.81816799 >>81816849 >>81817052
>>81816580
The double sided coin of having a trip.
>>81816667
Why's that then lid? DS Lite was the best iteration IMO.
>>81816734
How's Path of Exile on console? I always do solo in these games and never trade or anything. I know 2 is in early access. I played a lot of Grim Dawn on Xbox that's really good if you haven't tried it.
Anonymous No.81816800 >>81816814
>>81816180
I genuinely think she might be not of age to post here
Anonymous No.81816810 >>81816826 >>81816858
for some reason after drinking my skin was really nice, I never drink, maybe I should start once per week in order to have nice skin, no hangover either, never been hungover. Not sure what the cause of this was, maybe my body flushes out the alcohol and other toxins in me making me look supple af
Anonymous No.81816814
>>81816800
She's like 16 at best
Anonymous No.81816815
Eva is just big fatty boombatty b lad
Anonymous No.81816826 >>81816898
>>81816810
My skin just goes red as fuck whenever I drink. Think I'm part Chinese or something.
Big B !ctwlL6DXYk No.81816828
>>81816744
Not sure if this is a new gimmick or running joke because people know I respond to most messages but again this is not me. I have never impersonated any other posters here since October 2024.
Anonymous No.81816842
lil evie will be a non-virgin by end of the year
Big B !ctwlL6DXYk No.81816849
>>81816799
Not sure. I think because it was a very good handheld with lots of great games. Nintendo stuff always retains its value over time.
>>81816761
Same. Used to love playing animal crossing wild world and new super Mario brothers.
Anonymous No.81816858
>>81816810
I don't drink anymore but I know exactly what you're talking about, it's weird, maybe due to sweating it out
Anonymous No.81816862
big FAT lying cheesy melt lmao
Anonymous No.81816874
Big B
Big Blag
Anonymous No.81816890
imagine people died before you and people will die after you

you are not special anon
Anonymous No.81816898 >>81816923
>>81816826
mine was the opposite, I just looked very hydrated and almost glowing, this was the day after too, think its going back to normal now but I'm very surprised. Not sure if its a retarded idea to start regularly drinking once a week, not arsed over drinking but I like having nice skin.
Anonymous No.81816923 >>81817024
>>81816898
This is basically my cock head after a wank. Looks nice and shiny for a few days. If I don't wank enough my cock head goes all red and blotchy.
Anonymous No.81816937 >>81817020
>>81816762
watching season 3 of enterprise atm, its my fav trek, only series i not seen is lower decks (apart from the first 10 mins which put me right off)
Anonymous No.81816982 >>81817125
for me? star trek - the next freneration
Anonymous No.81816983 >>81817095
>>81816397
Since you own those games, why not just play them on an emulator? Higher resolutions, HDMI output for a clear picture, save states, fast forwarding through cutscenes, custom controls, etc. Some people like the authenticity of using original hardware but I guess I prefer modern features.
Anonymous No.81816985 >>81817059 >>81817072 >>81817084 >>81817096
Star Trek lids, can you start with any of the shows or is it essential to watch them in order of release? Voyager looks cool but never watched any Star Trek in my life.
Anonymous No.81817020
>>81816937
T pol is a babe.

https://youtu.be/B0azMOJ-h_o?si=obYY5F_qWkafjXbT

ENT deserves more love great trek show imo

The sexy decontamination scenes cooooor x
Anonymous No.81817024
>>81816923
well that settles it, will be adding in a friday night several beers to my skincare routine innit, alcohol detox I'll call it, get a buzz and shitpost
Anonymous No.81817052
>>81816799
>How's Path of Exile on console?
Perfectly serviceable as far as I know. You're pretty much never gonna run out of things to do in the game at this point. The power fantasy is top notch. I think console even has its own trading system where you don't have to explicitly interact with other players to get your items, if you do end up wanting to trade.
I played some of 2 and bounced off it, but plenty of people much prefer the slower more methodical gameplay, and it may well be better suited if you're playing on console. 1 is free though so worth a try at least.
Yeah Grim Dawn was fun, played it a couple times. Never quite hooked me on the replayablility front sadly.
Anonymous No.81817059 >>81817297 >>81817510
>>81816985
>can you start with any of the shows
yes
Anonymous No.81817071
1 hour left of her shift. Been a long one
Big B !ctwlL6DXYk No.81817072 >>81817297
>>81816985
Yes 99% of Star Trek episodes can be watched in any order. It was intentionally made that way by the producers. Each episode apart from season ending cliffhangers and 2 part episode episodes is a self contained episode that requires no prior knowledge of the show to enjoy.
Also I would recommend watching TNG and DS9 over Voyager.
Anonymous No.81817077
That's my 4th litre of water drank
Anonymous No.81817084 >>81817297
>>81816985
you probably could watch any pre-2005 trek in any order. there's occassional call backs to old series but they're normally minor and explained in episode
tng, ds9 and voy all have slightly bad first seasons but pick up a lot in season 2 . i liked enterprise from the start but im in the minority
modern trek is very mixed, discovery varies from outright fucking awful to occassionaly kinda good. strange new worlds is pretty good throughout. picard s 1+2 are shit, s3 is ok if you've watched tng
Big B !ctwlL6DXYk No.81817095 >>81817366
>>81816983
I just enjoy collecting the games and playing them in original hardware. The picture quality can be improved but it requires an expensive device to do that. I am content with how it looks just using a standard upscaler. The fancy ones are 400 quid.
Anonymous No.81817096 >>81817297
>>81816985
I personally enjoy original series enterprise the next generation
Big B !ctwlL6DXYk No.81817117
Was planning on watching TNG through to Voyager but it took me about 10 months last time. Quite the commitment.
Anonymous No.81817125 >>81817198 >>81817206
>>81816982
what's the crack with alcohol on Star Trek anyway?
only seen episodes here and there, i know there's Romulan ale and that, but it's also some post-drug utopia and they have "synthihol" that is like alcohol but without the effects (or at least downsides)?

i KNOW one of you knows, and wants to explain. and i want answers.
Big B !ctwlL6DXYk No.81817142
What do you lids think of the 4 TGN films? i thought generations felt like a 2 part TNG episode. First contact was good, insurrection wasnt too bad and I enjoyed nemesis not many people liked nemesis but I thought it was good.
Anonymous No.81817180 >>81817226 >>81817285
I GOT FAITH X
Big B !ctwlL6DXYk No.81817198 >>81817217 >>81817270
>>81817125
I think because most the alcohol is made through the replicator on the ships its not quite the same I think its optional to get drunk off the replicator stuff. In DS9 when Sisko offers that blue drink to the Romulan ambassador he says its a good copy but not quite right. Theres Kingon blood wine and Cardassian Kanar as well.
Anonymous No.81817206 >>81817270
>>81817125
from what i remember, they can synthesis alchohol and get drunk off it, but then can like inject something to immediately remove the effects
Anonymous No.81817216 >>81817243 >>81817430
in startrek can you use the holodeck to shag ai birds? or is there some sort of gay restriction
Anonymous No.81817217 >>81817260 >>81817270
>>81817198
no lad it's like alcohol free beer, can't get pissed while you're on duty
Anonymous No.81817218 >>81817306
pissing hurts less. internal pain has gone down. urine was a bit globby so maybe i have gradually pissed out a stone.

following kidneygate, i think i am giving up ketamine. maybe not for good. maybe not even for a week. but i'm giving it up.
Anonymous No.81817226
>>81817180
coar that's a bum stretcher
Anonymous No.81817238
my favourite TNG episode is probably the one where data and geordie larp as sherlock and watson
Anonymous No.81817243
>>81817216
yes, that is called the barclay method
the lowest rank members on the ship work as the cum clean up crew in the holodeck
Anonymous No.81817245
my favourite is where I bum the whole bridge
Big B !ctwlL6DXYk No.81817260
>>81817217
Yeah you're right it must be. Cant have Worf drunk off blood wine knocking fuck out of data and firing a photon torpedo at a friendly Pakled ship now can we.
Anonymous No.81817270 >>81817302
>>81817198
thanks B lad.

>>81817206
>>81817217
yeah i was scrolling through a wiki and the idea seemed to be you CAN'T get drunk. can you get slightly tipsy, then it stops? (feels American to distinguish between drinking and getting drunk. as though getting DRUNK is the immoral/addict version.)

i like the hopeful tone of Star Trek, i remember one where Wesley is anti-drugs because it's the future and why would anyone ever become intoxicated?! it not rite.
yet they still have drinks at functions, like it's a ceremonial thing?
bit creepy. hell GET drunk and have a stupid night on the bridge where you break all the rules.
Anonymous No.81817285
>>81817180
Lad can you spoiler your pictures with cocks in
Anonymous No.81817288
>computer, replicate a 6 foot 5 goth woman, yes computer, give her platform boots, computer, give her large breasts, thank you, computer, have her sit on my face. Safety protocols off, computer.
Anonymous No.81817296
FING is we aint having trek tng future

we are a spiteful and hateful animal which will eat itself alive before space civilisation can propser
Anonymous No.81817297 >>81817315 >>81817332
>>81817059
>>81817072
>>81817084
>>81817096
Thanks for the advice muckers. I am a Babylon 5 man so I'm used to my scifi being heavily serialised.
Anonymous No.81817302 >>81817465
>>81817270
>you CAN'T get drunk
you can if you drink regular alcohol
>can you get slightly tipsy, then it stops
its alcohol free lad
Anonymous No.81817306
>>81817218
How many times have you given up ket before
Big B !ctwlL6DXYk No.81817315 >>81817354
>>81817297
Would like to watch that I hear its very similar to DS9. Saw the box set on Amazon a few days ago.
Anonymous No.81817319
we need a new frontier, thats where man prospers, weve stagnated, nowt to do.
Anonymous No.81817332 >>81817372
>>81817297
>I'm used to my scifi being heavily serialised
not sure what you expected, they are essentially different shows
Anonymous No.81817336 >>81817347 >>81817351
feel well sad
Anonymous No.81817347 >>81817368
>>81817336
what is on your mind lad? Y so blue x
Anonymous No.81817351 >>81817383
>>81817336
it our natural state
Anonymous No.81817354 >>81817388
>>81817315
It's really fucking good. I have the DVD box set but I saw they have released a properly remastered 4:3 Blu-ray set recently. Funny, the DVD set IS remastered in widescreen (it was filmed with a safe area or whatever so it's not cropped) but when there are special effects it's just weird zoomed in upscaled. I'm pretty sure that's why the rest of Star Trek hasn't been remastered because redoing the effects for TNG cost an astronomical amount and they never recouped those costs.
Anonymous No.81817366
>>81817095
Fair enough, I guess it's just personal preference
Anonymous No.81817368 >>81817411
>>81817347
don't know honestly, just feel empty and a bit despondent. Happens from time to time in the evenings, no direct cause
Anonymous No.81817372
>>81817332
Don't know to be honest mate, Star Trek is a huge gap in my telly knowledge even though I KNOW I'll probably like it because I love other shows like Babylon 5, Farscape and Battlestar Galactica.
Anonymous No.81817383
>>81817351
i suppose we're used to having more things to take our minds off of it
Anonymous No.81817388
>>81817354
I liked Babylon 5 but I could never start the last season
Anonymous No.81817411 >>81817456
>>81817368
Aye lad sounds rough. Have you spoken to someone about this before.

the void inside you
Anonymous No.81817420
need a trek britfeel bridge crew
Anonymous No.81817430 >>81817443
>>81817216
yeah riker the horn dog has loads of shagging programmes
Anonymous No.81817443
>>81817430
based, as would I desu
Anonymous No.81817456 >>81817515
>>81817411
not really, i'm too much of an introvert to speak to people about that sort of stuff, it would probably annoy me to hear them tell me platitudes about my "mental elf" anyway. You?
Anonymous No.81817465 >>81817610
>>81817302
>you can if you drink regular alcohol
so why don't they replicate that, then?
>its alcohol free lad
reeee what's the point (even if they get the taste spot-on).

could come up with some middle-ground thing: quasihol that can AT LEAST inebriate you a bit and tastes good, but also has some rehydration/detox properties so you don't pass out or have a hangover.

just comes off like they wanted to say the whole "civilised space-men of the future would be enlightened enough to not 'need' real alcohol" but fuck you they have magic replicators.
Anonymous No.81817482
is the holodeck monitored? if you go on a killing spree (it's all fictional innit), blow off some steam, are you referred to Counsellor Troi for a psych evaluation?
Anonymous No.81817495 >>81817542
Totally mentally checked out of the old jobbington now am I not. It's become a case of not even wanting to ever see those people again. It anxious. It unwomfy. I quit soon.
Anonymous No.81817500 >>81817553 >>81817569 >>81817570
you can literally avoid hangovers by drinking water inbetween drinking ffs
Anonymous No.81817502
Using the holodeck to fuck Lucy Liu.
Anonymous No.81817510 >>81817610
>>81817059
Star Trek : Discovery season 1 Episode 7, no need for any back story. Enjoy!
Anonymous No.81817515 >>81817566
>>81817456
sounds isolating de lid

im just living everyday as it comes. if it gets too bad i will just end my life. so I try not to stress n bother x
Anonymous No.81817542 >>81817573
>>81817495
didn't you say you had a new one lined up?
Anonymous No.81817553
>>81817500
Yeah but that's annoying and takes effort.
Anonymous No.81817565
https://youtu.be/199IMQ14-rA?si=OMbXY3JniHOa7QRC

a man can make a hell of heaven or a heaven of hell

Lollers said that and he is smarter than me x
Anonymous No.81817566 >>81817608
>>81817515
good lad
i have a similar outlook ulitmately
Anonymous No.81817568 >>81817598 >>81817608
Would you lads consider Lost a scifi show?
Anonymous No.81817569 >>81817682
>>81817500
Nobody does that except nonces like you
Anonymous No.81817570
>>81817500
there's still a limit. alky protip: rehydration sachets.
Anonymous No.81817573 >>81817582
>>81817542
It out of the frying pan into the fire. It rock and a hard place.
Anonymous No.81817582 >>81817603
>>81817573
Is that a yes or no you melodramatic queer
Anonymous No.81817597
Chika just become a rentboy. Earn money doing what you love.
Anonymous No.81817598
>>81817568
suppose so. even after the secret research facility stuff, there's outright magic. wouldn't call it 'fantasy' in a swords-and-sorcery sense, but it's akin to when an old science fiction novel has ghosts or telepaths or something.
Anonymous No.81817603 >>81817621 >>81817665
>>81817582
They idioms. They self-explanatory. The answer is "kind of".
Anonymous No.81817608 >>81817654
>>81817566
I have my fingers crossed you find peace and meet your end when its time and not before lad x
>>81817568
I would mate. a meditation piece of media. 6 seasons of soul searching and cycles and well how many times have we had this conversation?
Anonymous No.81817610 >>81817704
>>81817465
>so why don't they replicate that
already told you mate, they're on duty, it's like the military, you can't get pissed while you're on duty
>>81817510
discovery is not canon
Anonymous No.81817619
Sensor on my fan says my bedroom's 31 fucking degrees. Another night without covers.
Anonymous No.81817621
>>81817603
That's a no then
Anonymous No.81817654
>>81817608
you too lad x
Anonymous No.81817665 >>81817741
>>81817603
>They idioms.
not a very nice thing to say ;_;
Anonymous No.81817668 >>81817675 >>81817676 >>81817678 >>81817714 >>81817732
Easiest way to get a girl pissed up?
Anonymous No.81817675
>>81817668
Whip your cock out and piss on her I reckon.
Anonymous No.81817676
>>81817668
be fat short and have no jawline
Anonymous No.81817678
>>81817668
drug her then get her pissed
Anonymous No.81817682
>>81817569
takes one to know one you mega paedo
Anonymous No.81817704 >>81817728
>>81817610
>they're on duty, it's like the military
all the time, though? i know it's a ship but your whole life is just bunk, work, back to bunk?

would rather be one of the civilians. tend to the ship's hydroponic garden every other day. hear we're on course to hit a space-berg. none of my business, is it? just growing my flowers.
Anonymous No.81817712 >>81817782
Eva's golden showers
Anonymous No.81817714
>>81817668
get a girl pissed up, or get a girl, while pissed up?

the latter, just drink first. you're more charming when you're drunk. it just science.
Anonymous No.81817724 >>81817755
Haven't had any updates on Brother Blad recently. Wonder if the old bint has let him get his leg over yet.
Anonymous No.81817728 >>81817766
>>81817704
So even in the trek future you want to be a lazy dosser ?

shooting you into space soon AS POS babes x
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN !!53i4YrndgQA No.81817729 >>81817745 >>81817763
Been rough af all day me. Defo keeping off the wooze for a while after today. Just drinking some waters in beddingtons now.
Anonymous No.81817732
>>81817668
Not hard at all when her Dad owns three pubs
Anonymous No.81817733 >>81817776
eva's diamond-encrusted hot tub. built off the labour of WORKING-CLASS miners.
Anonymous No.81817741 >>81817788 >>81817806
>>81817665
Idiom - a group of words established by usage as having a meaning not deducible from those of the individual words (e.g. over the moon).

Tbh not even sure those were idioms now. Corrr.
Anonymous No.81817743
I wanna see a cute barefoot girl so bad
Anonymous No.81817745 >>81817787
>>81817729
Welcome back mate, still stuck in the time loop?
Big B !ctwlL6DXYk No.81817755
>>81817724
Things have been stable at the moment lid. No major updates. He is going to Cheshire oaks tomorrow with the biddies. He loves it there.
Anonymous No.81817756
Sean lying on a hospital bed, jaundiced and wailing in agony as his liver fails
Anonymous No.81817763
>>81817729
Oh fk off back to int mate
Anonymous No.81817765
Damn thread was quite comfy for a while. now that cunts returned. sticking his goose fucking neck in here
Anonymous No.81817766
>>81817728
kind of. if it's post-scarcity and all that, maybe things are different, maybe you even want to work less.
but same way humans just listen to music, wouldn't they gravitate towards booze/drugs? couldn't you mitigate the downsides? "you DO want to work full-time on our spaceship fixing the engine, right? you wouldn't want to do LESS work, as though you're disloyal to the Federation, yeah?"

i always thought the main mission was just exploring and that. it's pretty optional, but for the sake of scientific discovery, so the space-people WANT to do that.
Big B !ctwlL6DXYk No.81817776 >>81817803 >>81817813
>>81817733
Middle class girl getting a croissant and a coffee from Waitrose and coming home to study on philosophy and the fine arts.
Anonymous No.81817782
>>81817712
not gonna be a good look when it turns out shes below 18 mate
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN !!53i4YrndgQA No.81817787 >>81817797 >>81817835
>>81817745

Dunno about a time loop but yesterday I can''t recall like 3-4 hours of my day, specifically 8pm to 11pm. Was very drunk thoughs.
Anonymous No.81817788 >>81817804
>>81817741
suppose 'out of the frying pan and into the fire' is still one, even it a metaphor/saying. it doesn't still have its original meaning of dwarves and hobbits escaping goblins.
Anonymous No.81817797
>>81817787
You had 4 whole cans?
Anonymous No.81817803
>>81817776
Sounds lush if I'm being honest.
Anonymous No.81817804 >>81817858
>>81817788
They were chapter titles in the hobbit right? Didn't realise it actually came from Tolkien. Corrr. It's a good saying.
Anonymous No.81817806
>>81817741
Bit slow aren't you
Anonymous No.81817813
>>81817776
eva6 and crosslad would be a good friendsmatch. he needs someone to take him to Waitrose for his BETTER apples/strawbs.
she could use some non-family-members to go into the village market and get artisanal fudge with.
it a win-win.
Anonymous No.81817826 >>81817869 >>81818024
Fucking love fudge. Haven't had any in ages. Might get a bag in Tesco next time I'm in.
Anonymous No.81817835 >>81817852 >>81817856
>>81817787
I'll be escalating this behaviour soon enough to Sunderland council
Anonymous No.81817852
>>81817835
You'll do fuckall nancy boy
Anonymous No.81817856 >>81817868
>>81817835
Same him and his goose necked dolls eyed smug face getting made homeless

cheers
Anonymous No.81817858
>>81817804
think it was already a saying but The Hobbit narration says the whole, "and that, reader, is where we get the expression from :)" folklore explanation.
(there weren't actually dwarves and hobbits going on adventures, there'd be other records.)
Anonymous No.81817868 >>81817901
>>81817856
750 quid in the larp jar matey
Anonymous No.81817869
>>81817826
>Might get a bag in
HHL's corrupting influence already at work.
Anonymous No.81817871
Already decided I'm pulling a sicky tomorrow
Anonymous No.81817879 >>81817980
nah fuck going to work tomorrow
Anonymous No.81817892 >>81817924 >>81817937
Tolkien try not to spend 30 pages talking about hills challenge.
Anonymous No.81817900
Just got off the phone with the judge and anon's mum is 100% going to prison for grave robbery
Anonymous No.81817901
>>81817868
Im rent free in your mong head seany boy lmao x
Anonymous No.81817910
How many wanks so far today?
Anonymous No.81817924 >>81817939
>>81817892
the BBC Radio series does the best job of abridging the story. it's mostly just the dialogue and actual journey.
Anonymous No.81817937 >>81817960 >>81817984
>>81817892
I heard this meme then I went and actually read LOTR and this doesnt happen. It fake news.
Anonymous No.81817939 >>81818010
>>81817924
Where can I listen to this liddy?
Anonymous No.81817946 >>81817958
Sean sat on the cold step outside his flat staring at the sky that never looked bright not even in summer. The street was quiet but not peaceful only empty. His tracksuit was torn at the sleeve and his hands shook as he lit the last cigarette from a crushed pack he had found behind the bin.

He was thirty nine now or close to it though he never kept count. His life had been the same for as long as he could remember. Morning meant cans. Afternoon meant pills. Night meant nothing. His phone never rang. No one came by.

He told people once he had plans that he would turn things around. That was years ago. Now he only told lies when someone asked how he was. Fine he would say. Just tired. Just waiting for something to happen. But nothing did. Nothing ever would.

His mother had died five years ago in the same flat where he now lived alone. She used to scream at him to get up do something be someone. Then she stopped screaming. Then she stopped breathing.

He had never been kissed. Not really. Once in a club a girl pressed her lips to his and laughed and left. That was it. That was the closest he ever got.

He stared at the streetlight across the road flickering like it was thinking of going out. He understood that. He felt like that every day. Like he was still here only because it was easier than doing something about it.

The cold crept into his bones. The world kept turning. Sean closed his eyes. No one noticed.
Anonymous No.81817948
Will be laughing my arse off after he gets reported to the council and kicked out of the homes
Anonymous No.81817958
>>81817946
>Sean sat on the cold step outside his flat staring at the sky that never looked bright not even in summer. The street was quiet but not peaceful only empty. His tracksuit was torn at the sleeve and his hands shook as he lit the last cigarette from a crushed pack he had found behind the bin.
>He was thirty nine now or close to it though he never kept count. His life had been the same for as long as he could remember. Morning meant cans. Afternoon meant pills. Night meant nothing. His phone never rang. No one came by.
>He told people once he had plans that he would turn things around. That was years ago. Now he only told lies when someone asked how he was. Fine he would say. Just tired. Just waiting for something to happen. But nothing did. Nothing ever would.
>His mother had died five years ago in the same flat where he now lived alone. She used to scream at him to get up do something be someone. Then she stopped screaming. Then she stopped breathing.
>He had never been kissed. Not really. Once in a club a girl pressed her lips to his and laughed and left. That was it. That was the closest he ever got.
>He stared at the streetlight across the road flickering like it was thinking of going out. He understood that. He felt like that every day. Like he was still here only because it was easier than doing something about it.
>The cold crept into his bones. The world kept turning. Sean closed his eyes. No one noticed.
melty
Anonymous No.81817960 >>81817985
>>81817937
I'm exaggerating Chika but there still are a lot of descriptions of the forest and hills and that.
Anonymous No.81817977
I gotta work tomorrow lads I've got shit to do and I need to finish.
Anonymous No.81817980
>>81817879
innit i cant be fucking arrrrrrrrrrsed
Anonymous No.81817984
>>81817937
yes it fucking does. IT DOES.
Anonymous No.81817985
>>81817960
I know its exaggerated but I see this meme a lot and I never felt it was true. But I was used to GRRM describing plates of food over and over already so maybe it just didnt seem as tedious as that to me idk.
Anonymous No.81818010
>>81817939
https://archive.org/details/lord-of-the-rings-10_202401/
Anonymous No.81818011
French films don't include a close up people eating challenge.
Anonymous No.81818024
>>81817826
Douglas Murray loves a different kind of fudge.
Anonymous No.81818029
fudgley sniffery
Anonymous No.81818032 >>81818050
I will be 20-30 minutes late for work, I will take 5 minutes every hour counting up to 40 minutes of no work, I will take 40 minutes for lunch and I will leave 30-60 minutes early.
Anonymous No.81818050
>>81818032
are you doing the 'gradualmax to a shorter working week' challenge?
Anonymous No.81818077
Really wish I could think of another way to make money. Tried starting up by thrifting stuff on eBay but it's so much effort.
eva6 !CgDTBISTxM No.81818091 >>81818104 >>81818108 >>81818116 >>81818123 >>81818139 >>81818420
i only like probably 2-3 anons and all the other trips
Anonymous No.81818104
>>81818091
Do you like Ruthmong?
Anonymous No.81818108
>>81818091
which 2-3?
Anonymous No.81818116
>>81818091
then why even post here rather than just making a discord hugbox
Anonymous No.81818123
>>81818091
sure thing infested axe wound get fucked you utter gay cunt
Anonymous No.81818137
>tripfag only wants to associate with other tripfags
Real /mu/ 2012 vibes
Anonymous No.81818139
>>81818091
even Cannachan?
Anonymous No.81818164 >>81818212
Wonder if she likes DVDlad or Lollers.
Anonymous No.81818212 >>81818221 >>81818223
>>81818164
imagine being DVDlad's friend and/or lover.
film screenings every night. he tells you trivia before/afterwards. ALMOST as good as having a board game collector friend.
Anonymous No.81818221
>>81818212
>hey babe wanna fuck?
>hold on, i need to finish this remaster of an obscure 3 hour japanese space opera from the 60s
eva6 !CgDTBISTxM No.81818223
>>81818212
honestly sounds ideal
Anonymous No.81818270
Are we falling in love?
Anonymous No.81818360 >>81818453
I have TNG channel, Voyager channel, DS9 channel, OG Star trek channel that constantly stream on my kodi box. It's good I can just dip into them when I'm flicking through channels because that's the beauty of those shows.
X-Files that I'm working through again is funky to watch, landline phones are used most, big chunky cop radios, analog mobile phones hahaha but the stories are great.
Anonymous No.81818420 >>81818456
>>81818091
nobody likes you when you're stressy. you need to cum
Anonymous No.81818430
Path of Exile anon never got back to me. I was wondering if it is still worth starting solo on PS5 and how to approach the massive autistic skill tree?
Anonymous No.81818449
Thinking about ladies tuppences
Anonymous No.81818453 >>81818657
>>81818360
is there any mad pirate radio station type thing you can do with these?

just travel around with an app or some discoverable VLC/stream type listing. and some guy is running a 24/7 Star Trek TOS channel over half of England (cops will never catch him.)
eva6 !CgDTBISTxM No.81818456 >>81818473 >>81818555
>>81818420
maybe thank you i am feeling stressed
Anonymous No.81818466 >>81819853
Ruth's Dad might be reading this thread.
Anonymous No.81818467 >>81818523
Fartbergs are lethal today
Anonymous No.81818473
>>81818456
Had a coom today myself but felt disgusting and sweaty after so had a cold shower.
Anonymous No.81818506
Just ate 8 turkey sausages and two large bowls of cereal
Anonymous No.81818523
>>81818467
Trip on HHL/Shippy
Anonymous No.81818555
>>81818456
definitely. do it now then come back when you're nice. do you want instructions
Anonymous No.81818624 >>81818638 >>81818652
maybe eva6 needs to stim
eva6 !CgDTBISTxM No.81818638 >>81818652 >>81818684
>>81818624
im always stimming usually
i wave my hands around loosely until they loose blood
Anonymous No.81818639 >>81823554
>not Bush's

sorry but ur ngmi BritBros
Anonymous No.81818652 >>81818662
>>81818624
her name is evie and she needs to cum
>>81818638
why are you still here you should be masturbating
Anonymous No.81818656
might make some popcorn
Anonymous No.81818657 >>81818722
>>81818453
There are radio addons for Kodi these are more or less commercial radio streams. Kodi's IPTV Simple client that handles M3U could be used but you would need the source address of the station or broadcaster. Or do you mean like a radio tuner/scanner?
eva6 !CgDTBISTxM No.81818662 >>81818680
>>81818652
im sorry
but also pls dont call me evie lol
Anonymous No.81818680 >>81818694 >>81818878
>>81818662
if you're a good girl i'll call you whatever you want
Anonymous No.81818684 >>81818694
>>81818638
are you waving them on barbed wire or some shit
eva6 !CgDTBISTxM No.81818694 >>81818743
>>81818684
no the act of waving my hands around makes my hand lose bloodflow
>>81818680
eva6 or eva preferably
Anonymous No.81818722 >>81818868
>>81818657
i loved discovering random Shoutcast streams, back in the day.
i guess with modern internet, why not video streams? FUCK Twitch type stuff though, just let people stream from their own servers.

maybe something more local, somehow. like finding Quake/FTP servers on a big intranet. you go to Milton Keynes, someone's Kodi is putting out The Simpsons across the city every evening. corrrr.
Anonymous No.81818735 >>81818810
"eva6" might be the worst poster britfeel has ever had. Type of annoying shite you get on outer-r9k
Anonymous No.81818743
>>81818694
ok evie i'll call you eva if you masturbate right now
Anonymous No.81818788
crossydresser6
Anonymous No.81818809
Crossthong69
Anonymous No.81818810 >>81818824
>>81818735
everyone here gets aggro. she's passive-aggro? or something.

dislike it, but it's different.
Anonymous No.81818824 >>81818848 >>81818878
>>81818810
she's just stressy today, she'll be nice again soon
Anonymous No.81818848 >>81818869
>>81818824
it shouldn't have to come to this. every act of masturbation is one potential night of sex, gone. whatever your religious beliefs, i'm sure you can agree it's an affront against God, and should be punishable by law.
Anonymous No.81818868 >>81818933
>>81818722
Yeah you could do that and as you say even host your station for TV, movies, radio or casts. Winamp was GOAT for finding interesting broadcasts.
I like to use WebSDRs
http://websdr.ewi.utwente.nl:8901/
Anonymous No.81818869
>>81818848
God encourages masturbation, in fact, God commands it
Anonymous No.81818873 >>81818885
GO ON THE LIDL APP

FREE CROISSANT
Anonymous No.81818878 >>81818924
>>81818680
>>81818824
You can fuck off too you cringe cunt, fuck off with your creepy dad impression
Anonymous No.81818885
>>81818873
WEURO25SWT is the code
Anonymous No.81818891 >>81818915 >>81818983
For me it's Big Bob's
Anonymous No.81818915 >>81819052
>>81818891
The skin colour makes it funnier.
Anonymous No.81818916 >>81818924
Fucking mong going on like an american in a yahoo chat room in 2003, painful level of cringe
Anonymous No.81818924
>>81818878
>>81818916
melty desu
Anonymous No.81818933 >>81819066
>>81818868
>tuned into some German weather station
corrr
Anonymous No.81818941
Don't reply to me gayboy, just get out my thread sick of seeing your god awful eva posts
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN !!53i4YrndgQA No.81818952 >>81822352
Some ASMR in beddingtons then garn try get some sleeps x
Anonymous No.81818957
It makes her cringe and it makes us cringe, don't know what you think you're achieving
Anonymous No.81818958
Thought I could avoid going out today but I have to take out the fucking bins aaaaarrrrrr
Anonymous No.81818981
the king of kings is back
Anonymous No.81818983 >>81819052
>>81818891
watching this today and seeing Heinz as a luxury brand, why WOULD you splurge out on them?

'stewed steak' is actual meat to me, now. grim.
Anonymous No.81819023 >>81819071
God I despise looking for a job. It's so much easier to be on the dole.
Anonymous No.81819052
>>81818915
It's just the shit quality image lol
>>81818983
Bet Osama's had a bath in that
Anonymous No.81819066
>>81818933
hahaha nice.
I'm listening to Schalkaar Radio 675.00 am
Anonymous No.81819071 >>81819084 >>81819169
>>81819023
you know anyone who might be able to hook you a job up? so much better than the searching bollocks
Anonymous No.81819082
Still muggy as fuck tonight. Can't wait for September. Hate this weather.
Anonymous No.81819084 >>81819101
>>81819071
NTA but my worry is if i get into drugs, it'll be a thing i can't leave. some nutter could just decide i owe them money or they'll kick my head in. what do you do then? grass to the police?
Anonymous No.81819101 >>81819158
>>81819084
just don't do drugs you mong
Anonymous No.81819119
Hmmmm yep it may be one of those being off work because my mind has shutdown sorta days.
Anonymous No.81819158
>>81819101
sorry i meant get into drugs as a trade.
Anonymous No.81819169 >>81819208
>>81819071
>you know anyone who might be able to hook you a job up?
Honestly no mate. Also there's a bit of pride involved. I'm embarrassed to be on the dole, as I used to work in an office for 10 years. I haven't spoken to anyone I know out of embarrassment to being on benefits.
Anonymous No.81819179 >>81819193 >>81819210
>just know somebody who will give you a job
Any other amazing takes champ what's next just have a relative who leaves an inheritance? Mong
Anonymous No.81819193
>>81819179
>just have a relative who leaves an inheritance
good suggestion, lad.
Anonymous No.81819208
>>81819169
Personally I'm more embarrassed that I too wasted 10 years working in an office, but telling someone I now play the benefits system is awkward aye.
Anonymous No.81819210 >>81819237
>>81819179
Just go snowboarding bro. Lmfao. Just get a new shirt dude. Lol. Just do something cool while snowboarding and employers will be lining up to hire you.
Anonymous No.81819215
could always befriend a very old lady. be the grandson she never had. help her revise her will.
Anonymous No.81819231
Just go bouldering bro. Fucking kek.
Anonymous No.81819233
just go into anywhere with a big smile, and they'll OFFER you a job.
Anonymous No.81819237
>>81819210
kek remember that. Just snowboard into the manager's handshake
Anonymous No.81819350 >>81819364
Night!
>Debussy - Clair de Lune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNcsUNKlAKw
Anonymous No.81819364
>>81819350
Night there lid. Absolutely fucking sweltering I am. Corrr. It not lush.
Anonymous No.81819399 >>81819409 >>81819432 >>81819493
Remember when you could just walk into a shop and hand your CV in and say
>Listen mate I need a job im a good lad
And you'd get hired?
Anonymous No.81819408
need HelperLad's review of the new Superman film.
Anonymous No.81819409
>>81819399
Boomers in charge will never understand this is a thing of the past.
Anonymous No.81819432
>>81819399
i remember a guy in GameStation saying "look, honestly mate, this is just going in the bin."
maybe a bit sardonic (as gamers are) but at the end of the day i could HONESTLY tell the Jobcentre i had handed in my CV somewhere that week.
Anonymous No.81819447 >>81819496
>waaaah can't get a job!

Easiest solutiion: go back to school. join clubs. meet people. get connections. This is how you get a job.
Anonymous No.81819482
>just go back in time and completely rewrite your entire life bro
"Advice" is basically a meme anyway and this is its end form
x !!4i5PPG9tdXh No.81819493
>>81819399
I am not sure if i rememeber much about how job applications worked in the past as ave done very few of them in my life but like a anon smartly said once that before 2009 normies didnt have email addresses,,So i guess they wouldnt have done it by email liek now,So i guess they just printed it out or something
Anonymous No.81819496
>>81819447
Let me just get in my time machine mate
x !!4i5PPG9tdXh No.81819512 >>81819537 >>81819693
Really unhappy cus am cancelling spotify which is 1 of my fav apps but I cant tolerate it any more with the forced video playbacks that you cant turn off,Its so bad i am cancelling in protest nd ill be using youtube music exclusively for a while
Anonymous No.81819516 >>81819678
looking for advice on time travel, lads.
x !!4i5PPG9tdXh No.81819522
Hope i can sleep rly soon tired of being awake today
x !!4i5PPG9tdXh No.81819534
In fact
Im gna try now
Gd night friends
Anonymous No.81819537
>>81819512
is this not what "Display short, looping visuals on tracks" is in the settings?

saw that and immediately turned it off, fuck that. (guessing the mobile version has it too not everyone has VIDEO gigabytes of data ;__;)
Anonymous No.81819678 >>81819689
>>81819516
What specifically are you looking for advice on?
Anonymous No.81819689 >>81819734
>>81819678
if i had to whittle it down, it would be "how do i do it?" and perhaps "can anyone stop me?"
Anonymous No.81819690 >>81819762
hate this time of night when you lot disappear off to bed
Anonymous No.81819693
>>81819512
Try Apple Music you can probably get a trial. I like it the best despite not being an iPhone fag.
Anonymous No.81819696 >>81819738
boring and flamboyant at exactly the same time
Anonymous No.81819734
>>81819689
Watch the film Primer and all the secrets will be revealed to you my friend.
Anonymous No.81819738 >>81819775
>>81819696
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DnvFOaBoieE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-xdjALeASU

love the Pet Shop Boys, me
Anonymous No.81819739
i was edging on the washing machine earlier when i realised what an absolute fucking waste of a weekend this was
Anonymous No.81819750
Why does he post off trip with the same filenames?
Anonymous No.81819762 >>81819967
>>81819690
Why do they go bed so fucking early the gimps
Anonymous No.81819775 >>81819821
>>81819738
BFI are re-releasing Battleship Potemkin with a Pet Shop Boys soundtrack on Blu-ray.
Anonymous No.81819821 >>81819930
>>81819775
oh fuck yes. they projected this on a wall in London, or whatever it was, like an open-air art project.

actually why i ended up Battleship Potemkin. think it did have audio options for different orchestral scores (might have had the PSB one, by then, not sure). kino film. second best stairs scene after Joker (2019).
Anonymous No.81819853
>>81818466
Nah he's not too good with computers.
Anonymous No.81819889 >>81819926
350k for that tiny crap home. Corr imagine that as your castle.
Anonymous No.81819894 >>81819942
if i DO gain access to a time machine, i think i'd like to check out Woodstock (missed it; wasn't born).

great musicians obviously, but you also read things about how it rained, it was muddy, the water was overpriced, all that. would be interesting to check out the less-fairytale/summer-of-love reality of it. as long as there aren't a ton of OTHER time travellers there.
Anonymous No.81819926 >>81819933
>>81819889
Terraced house as well yuck. For 350k you'd get a decent 4 bedroom detached in the North
Anonymous No.81819930 >>81819977
>>81819821
Yeah it's some kino silent film that's for sure. Don't think I've seen it with the Pet Shop Boys score so might get it but I already have their previous release, so maybe after it's released and on sale.
Went to an outdoor screening of The Third Man once and couldn't hear fuck all because buses kept driving past.
Anonymous No.81819933 >>81819999
>>81819926
I'm guessing your neighbours would be non-white?
Anonymous No.81819942 >>81819996
>>81819894
I would go to Medieval times and bring back a load of modern technology and declare myself a God. Anyone who opposes me will be shot with an AK-47.
Anonymous No.81819967
>>81819762
They are sexless wagies. Think their mummy will actually chuck them out if they don't work.
Anonymous No.81819977
>>81819930
quite like the idea of silent films getting electronic/experimental scores rather than just orchestras. pretty sure i've seen that with some other release (Metropolis, maybe? makes sense). STICK THEM ALL ON THE DVD/BLU-RAY.

>The Third Man
cor this is a great one. might be one of my favourite films. love me that zither music.
Anonymous No.81819996 >>81820076
>>81819942
the Sontarans tried this, but Dr Who stopped them. which is EXACTLY what i'd be afraid of.
Anonymous No.81819999
>>81819933
>I'm guessing your neighbours would be non-white?
For 350k they would be white. If the house was 100k they'd be non-white.
Anonymous No.81820076 >>81820092
>>81819996
Just tell him that you've seen his future, and know that one day he'll be retarded, black and gay.
Anonymous No.81820092
>>81820076
homosexual black wokery aside, i still think it's wrong to kit random serfs out with modern rifles.
even if you got away with it, nothing but women and gold for the rest of your life, YOU'D know it was wrong.
Anonymous No.81820108
Wonder why she made some videos private. I will have to watch them locally. I'll keep them safe for her.
Anonymous No.81820120
Let's check out some lasses vinted now.
Anonymous No.81820122
>racism is wrong
yawn. kids aren't learning anything from that.

>aliens shouldn't go back in time through Paris to convince artists to create duplicate artworks, then commit art forgery in the modern day
now THAT'S a life lesson. makes you think.
Anonymous No.81820140
Good evening, gentlemen. Place your bets please.
Anonymous No.81820171 >>81820203
It just pisses me off when lasses make videos and then take them away. What's the point making vlogs? They're right sensitive creatures aren't they? Can't handle a bit of banter.
Anonymous No.81820203 >>81820292
>>81820171
shifting the blame here, imo. the onus on you is to get that yt-dlp and archive these videos on your hard drive.
Anonymous No.81820290
https://www.tamersarchive.com/
i'm happy internet weirdos archived this. actually feels quaint/dated for 4chan to care about in the 2020s, but i'm glad the channel isn't gone forever.

someone needs to archive all of Newgrounds, and then (somehow) YouTube. shit is just disappearing from the internet. anything you currently take for granted WILL be gone some day ;_;
Anonymous No.81820292 >>81820312
>>81820203
Don't worry lad. I have. It still annoys me, though. Nasty obnoxious lass.
Anonymous No.81820312 >>81820381
>>81820292
well, maybe she did it to spite you, or at least people like you. you know what females are like.

but you're having the last laugh, aren't you? with your folder full of videos.
Anonymous No.81820381 >>81820444
>>81820312
Yeah I guess so but why? I don't really watch them. I just go in and find a good part to snapshot occasionally.
Anonymous No.81820444 >>81820538
>>81820381
i'll be honest, i'm not exactly the woman-understander i made myself out to be.

maybe that time she mentioned she 'knew' about /britfeel/, it's because she reads all your posts, and that led to her deleting everything. you've had a direct impact on her life. you could even say you're connected.
but this is all conjecture.
Anonymous No.81820449
Do you reckon Will gets a lot of sex?
Anonymous No.81820538
>>81820444
>all

Nah she wouldn't. Someone told her I reckon. There's always a moralfag around. R is not a mature person. She's emotionally unstable probably, possibly some past trauma. You know...these females that go to therapy for non-issues. They don't know mental illness.
Anonymous No.81820550
Daddy has probably got her a good private therapist ready if she needs one. These bints are living life on easy difficult and don't even realise it.
Anonymous No.81820555
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erotomania

we all paranoid + delusional in life
Anonymous No.81820657 >>81820788
Can't even order a birth certificate because web site is insecure, not a fully encrypted connection. Site looks like it was made in 2003 too.
Anonymous No.81820758 >>81820831
Nearly 3 on a Monday morning. No solution in sight when you're in my situation. Feels like I'm meant to be one of those stay in your birth town until you die types.

>tfw no life
>tfw unemployable
>tfw not interested in any jobs
>tfw only jobs are ones that are deadend and even those are picky now due to high applicants
>tfw never had sex
>tfw never had relationships
>tfw never left town (as an adult) or the country
>tfw too late now
Anonymous No.81820788
>>81820657
i did this, and yeah it's some old ActiveServer shite. and you have to look yourself up to get a reference number, if you don't happen to already have it.
saves physically popping into a building, though.
Anonymous No.81820831 >>81821026
>>81820758
Brutal mate. If it makes you feel any better, I have no life and no job either.
Anonymous No.81820897 >>81820909
>Liv, haunted by an anonymous cyberstalker for six years

I bet she posts on social media all the time. Really, it's their own fault isn't it? Just stop posting. Simple as. Social media is cancer. Every female is always looking at their phone outdoors. It's so sad.
Anonymous No.81820909 >>81820923
>>81820897
is the pic laura or liv?
Anonymous No.81820923
>>81820909
I've not watched it yet. Reckon Liv is an old bint.
Anonymous No.81821026 >>81821047
>>81820831
I don't like this lifestyle but I'm so powerless. This is our place in the social hierarchy I guess.
Anonymous No.81821033
my battle to be believed? that i am innocent of every crime. already up to the Vagrancy Act 1824.
Anonymous No.81821047 >>81821051 >>81821068
>>81821026
If you arent born lucky lad it's over. My mum and dad are both dossers on benefits. Council house. Not been 500 pound in the bank savings. They're in their 60s lmao. It's absolutely over for me. I'm starting at the bottom like it's the 1800s
Anonymous No.81821050 >>81821056
Dinghy boys will be on their iphones right now posting tiktoks from france as they wait for the sunrise. Shall be here in the next few hours. Good weather for dinghies.

And what are you going to do about it? Nothing. This country is fucked. At least I'm not paying taxes for these rapists.
Anonymous No.81821051
>>81821047
>not been
meant not even
Anonymous No.81821056 >>81821088
>>81821050
>This country is fucked.
theres no excuses for it lad. Japan is an island and manages their immigration really well. the UK just cannot be fucked
Anonymous No.81821068 >>81821127
>>81821047
At least you will inherit the house? I don't even know about me. I guess they will find me an appropriate accommodation as I will not be able to manage this place by myself. We were just meant to be the suckers working in the factories or warehouses. This is why dossers never care about getting into work. They're only serving the wealthy by working.
Anonymous No.81821088
>>81821056
I think Japan locks people up indefinitely for invading their territory. They rarely accept any refugees. It wouldn't be a high-trust society if they accepted rapists and terrorists.
Anonymous No.81821107 >>81821119
I don't think I'll ever be loved. I'm just a nasty person now. It's impossible to compete with 8/10 men anyway.
Anonymous No.81821110
want to ride on a dinghy.
Anonymous No.81821119
>>81821107
when you were a teenager waiting for some anime girl to save you, you made her real. just give it time and she'll show up.
Anonymous No.81821127 >>81821154
>>81821068
>At least you will inherit the house?
Ive already spoken to the council about it. We can get the house on a decent discount. But if my mum and dad bought it they have to stay in it. They can't afford it. Even with the discount it's like 30,000. so they asked me. And I don't have 30,000. Ive got barely 4000 in my bank account. so idunno. guess we'll just stay here until they die

>We were just meant to be the suckers working in the factories or warehouses.
true that lid. im on the dole as well but job seekers. ill be forced back to work soon. nothing we can do. my parents are poor and low IQ and so am I lmao
Anonymous No.81821154 >>81821273
>>81821127
Make a low effort CV. No one will hire. You can be on bennies for years then or get disability for the mental health.
Anonymous No.81821167
Sometimes I think about drafting up a CV with lots of impressive jobs and seeing what happens. Imagine there's a lot of people that have lied their way into jobs.
Anonymous No.81821273
>>81821154
want to move from my mum and dads house though and i need a lot of money for that x
Anonymous No.81821297
only NEETs should be allowed to vote. since we have less than the savings threshold for Universal Credit, plus more free time, we operate on pure information.
Anonymous No.81821559 >>81822130
just woke up, work in 30, knackered af me, woke up in the middle of the night and couldnt fall asleep again for like 1-2 hours, it monday x
Anonymous No.81822008
me and ebin moving to the isle of man
Anonymous No.81822080 >>81822130
Monday morning. You guys getting ready for work I assume?
Anonymous No.81822130
>>81821559
Pay for neets like me through taxes. Thanks.

>>81822080
No, don't want to work in a grim warehouse for years. My mental health would only get worse. Someone mentally stronger has to do it (it will never be a sex starved man like myself).
Anonymous No.81822141 >>81822161 >>81822343
shut the fuck up ruthmong you smelly mong
Anonymous No.81822161
>>81822141
I'm the NPNW lad.
Anonymous No.81822193 >>81822253
very rare to still only earn minimum wage after a few years on the job, i know only one guy
Anonymous No.81822229 >>81822249
Taking your newborn sprog and bird to IKEA? Is that the life you want lads? You're a low value male anyway.

https://youtu.be/lXSI0TFKOJI
Anonymous No.81822249 >>81822284
>>81822229
Watching videos like that makes your mental health only worse
Anonymous No.81822253 >>81822289
>>81822193
It is not rare. A lot of men will be trapped in low paid, physically demanding jobs while women get comfy well paid jobs sitting on their arse all day. Young men are not accepting it anymore and will boycott work.
Anonymous No.81822266
want to fuck two of my co-workers but shouldnt shit where eat imo
Anonymous No.81822273
why is ruthmong so knowledgeable on various topics despite not having left his boxroom in literally 10+ years
Anonymous No.81822284 >>81822295
>>81822249
Maybe it does but at least I don't have to stress myself out raising a sprog. She's gotten so fat too...that must be depressing.
Anonymous No.81822289 >>81822328
>>81822253
>It is not rare
How many do you know personally?
Anonymous No.81822295 >>81822328
>>81822284
>I don't have to stress myself out
We know. You live life on easy mode. Your parents take care of everything for you.
Anonymous No.81822328
>>81822289
The internet is full of incels and angry men now.

>>81822295
I wouldn't call it easy mode. You could say being in prison is easy mode. Free meals, health support and shelter. Very easy to go to prison...just stand in the road, don't say a word and block police cars from leaving the police station. That's his interpretation of an easy mode life.
Anonymous No.81822343 >>81822352
>>81822141
its hhl lad the sad goose necked virgin
Anonymous No.81822346
But they are a tiny minority IRL, you don't realise this because you are never IRL.
Anonymous No.81822350 >>81822370
This is the future, if you have no family why not go to prison? 3 meals a day and warm its a great on a budget pension plan. Standing in the road is one of many low level crimes so you'd be treated fairly inside. Respect to the lad for his survival strategy.
Anonymous No.81822352
>>81822343
Sean is still sleeping, see >>81818952
Anonymous No.81822364
I hope W didn't go too rough on R last night.
Anonymous No.81822370 >>81822382
>>81822350
What's your survival strategy?
Anonymous No.81822382
>>81822370
Parents and then local authority needing to provide accomodation (otherwise you can't get a job).
Anonymous No.81822399
Nah I think I am good. Careermaxxing, online dating lottery...then to get lucky with finding a partner, having a sprog and going to places like IKEA is not really my cup of tea. I'm sure they enjoy it, though.
Anonymous No.81822423
Just waiting for life to end and reboot as an intelligent Chad.
Anonymous No.81822465 >>81822476
Is it weird for a 33 year old man (me) to date a 17 year old girl? It's legal like
Anonymous No.81822476 >>81822503
>>81822465
Good morning Shippy how did you sleep
Anonymous No.81822503
>>81822476
Not bad thanks. How did you know it was me?
Anonymous No.81822517
eva will be nice and chill today
Anonymous No.81822636 >>81822915 >>81822921
Do you reckon antidepressants are worth it?

Pros:
>They will probably enable me to get back into a job more quickly
Cons:
>I will feel like a bit of a zombie
Anonymous No.81822711 >>81822911 >>81823535
how do i get more energy? im tired all the time
Anonymous No.81822789
genuinely hate ruthmong
Anonymous No.81822813 >>81822901 >>81822916
Wife wants to shag but I have to go to work.
Anonymous No.81822867
>btc at 120k now
sprog for arbroathy when?
Anonymous No.81822900 >>81822925
Post-400 anxiety very strong first thing in the morning. Please make a new thread ASAP.
Anonymous No.81822901
>>81822813
She'll be going to town on herself when you step out the door. Send her some sexy texts to really get her going.
Anonymous No.81822911 >>81822936
>>81822711
Look at what you're eating is usually a good starting point
Anonymous No.81822915 >>81822991
>>81822636
I'd say it needs some kind of therapy as well, just taking happy pills doesn't work. I took them for a few years, but still felt shitty at times.
Anonymous No.81822916 >>81822934
>>81822813
Never had a woman want to shag me. I've shagged, but it's always felt like they were just sort of doing it just because, not because they actually wanted me. Makes me feel like less of a man desu, very unhappy.
Anonymous No.81822921 >>81822991
>>81822636
Better off tackling the root cause of your depression pal. Not that I know you, or whether you've tried that already.. but a lifelong dependency on pills isn't great either.
Anonymous No.81822925 >>81822944
>>81822900
Fuck off twollmong
Anonymous No.81822934 >>81822949 >>81822968
>>81822916
Women's sexual urges are purely biological. Very dependent on where they are in their monthly cycle. Around ovulation time they'll shag anything that breathes.
Anonymous No.81822936
>>81822911
oats and milk for brekkie then whatever they serve in the canteen at work, couple of beers when i get home and some cold cuts, cheese and bread
Anonymous No.81822943 >>81823037
remember when lofi hip-hop felt like this.
Anonymous No.81822944
>>81822925
Ignore his little gimmick lad. We're filling this thread to 500 regardless of a new thread being made. Don't post in the new one.
Anonymous No.81822949
>>81822934
>Around ovulation time they'll shag anything that breathes
Not you though
Anonymous No.81822968 >>81822977
>>81822934
women are annoying during that time. i have a low libido and my ex kept trying to touch me all the time. like she'd always grab my cock. wish she just left me alone desu x
Anonymous No.81822977 >>81822987
>>81822968
You might be gay mate, just something to consider, nothing wrong with it in this day and age is there?
Anonymous No.81822982 >>81823003
lollers has to wear a high vis vest for his community service
Anonymous No.81822987
>>81822977
dont like men lad
Anonymous No.81822991
>>81822915
Interesting. For me the pills definitely make me more productive, I've been on and off them for a while. So I'm pretty sure they alone will be enough to make me apply for more jobs. At the moment I'm off them and I have much less energy which I think is just a withdrawal effect.

>>81822921
Ideally I would do that. At the moment I'm having withdrawal symptoms though because I took antidepressants for a while then I stopped them. I think it could take weeks or months until my brain gets back to a normal state... or I could go back on them for a bit, just until I get a job.
>lifelong
I think docs recommend taking them for 6 to 12 months, just to sort your life out. Then you come off them. Maybe I should just do that.
Anonymous No.81822995
staying in bed for a bit longer
Anonymous No.81823003
>>81822982
He has to tell everyone on his street that he's on a certain register.
Anonymous No.81823024
Me? Feeling a bit dizzy this morning. Weak as well. Definitely have the lurgy phwoar.
Anonymous No.81823037 >>81823107
>>81822943
Weird how you typed that and then I get this in my Youtube recommendations

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axafy17TFd0
Anonymous No.81823048
Nonce in a hi vis vest
Anonymous No.81823057 >>81823093
might apply for a few jobs today don't expect any of them to reply though
Anonymous No.81823061 >>81823075 >>81823109
>the mong is obsessing over posters again
>the mong is trying to push for an early thrad again
Anonymous No.81823075 >>81823110
>>81823061
And you're feeding it. Kill it with silence.
Anonymous No.81823093
>>81823057
Ask AI to spice up your CV.
Anonymous No.81823107
>>81823037
I wish I lived in early 90s New York.
Anonymous No.81823109 >>81823117
>>81823061
and you are reading their posts x
Anonymous No.81823110
>>81823075
It's ok to laugh at twolls, anon.
Anonymous No.81823117 >>81823122
>>81823109
>he doesn't read posts
Why are you here? Oh yeah, you think you're a twoll, kek.
Anonymous No.81823122
>>81823117
>Why are you here?
Why are you?
Anonymous No.81823126
i know why im here x
Anonymous No.81823154
I'm here because I have nowhere else to be.
Anonymous No.81823159 >>81823187 >>81823209
britfeel is the only social interaction in my life, when the site was down in april it was unironically very lonely for me
Anonymous No.81823187
>>81823159
Same. I do see you lads as my anonymous friends even though some of you are twats. Real life isn't any different.
Anonymous No.81823209
>>81823159
Pretty much the same for me. I have some other outlets on twitter because I have a few accounts there, but it's not the same. Really hope it doesn't happen.
Anonymous No.81823240 >>81823270 >>81823342
>bored, lonely and depressed
>scroll through list of Steam games that once gave me joy
>none of them remotely inspire me to play them now
>go on the store to buy another one I won't play for more than an hour
Anonymous No.81823245
Being a waveslave might be for you
But it's definitely not for me
Anonymous No.81823264
Might throw my career away and live like SSM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOE2lCNpJ0Y
Anonymous No.81823270 >>81823321 >>81823342
>>81823240
DELETE THIS NOW!!!!
Nah but for real, I get exactly what you mean. My life has become almost entirely anhedonic. Nothing seems fun any more.
Anonymous No.81823321
>>81823270
I've settled on 'Song of Farca' for today's vidya drug.
Anonymous No.81823326
Starting to get bored of the current gimmicks
Anonymous No.81823327 >>81823337
changed the brake pads on my stepdad's car
was fun
Anonymous No.81823337 >>81823345
>>81823327
is this a new gimmick?
Anonymous No.81823342
>>81823270
>>81823240
been playing vidya for far too long. been there done that etc.
Anonymous No.81823345 >>81823558
>>81823337
why would it be a gimmick
Anonymous No.81823347 >>81823356
Thanks for your job application, we greatly appreciate your interest, unfortunately on this occasion you have not been successful.
We wish you luck in your job search x
Anonymous No.81823356 >>81823363
>>81823347
What sort of job did you apply for lad?
Anonymous No.81823363 >>81823375 >>81823381 >>81823409
>>81823356
Software engineer
There's no chance for me, wipe my arse with my Computer Science degree
Anonymous No.81823375
>>81823363
Not with that attitude pal
Anonymous No.81823381 >>81823384
>>81823363
how many stars and followers do you have on github
Anonymous No.81823384 >>81823402
>>81823381
Around 200 stars and 50 followers
Doesn't matter though recruiters don't look at your GitHub
Anonymous No.81823389
Headacheshire has abated slightly after a double dose of paracetamol
Anonymous No.81823398
500 is so close yet so far
Anonymous No.81823402
>>81823384
nice, not bad. all my jobs have been from open source, just contribute extensively to a corporate repo and hope someone reaches out
Anonymous No.81823409 >>81823453
>>81823363
What's your favourite language lad? I've tried a few, I guess different languages are good for different things. One language I tried recently was Go and I think it's pretty interesting.
Anonymous No.81823432 >>81823438
Still 24 degrees in the gaff. It not rite.
Anonymous No.81823437 >>81823444 >>81823445
4chanx disabled on Chrome and can't get it to work on trannyfox. it's so over lads.
Anonymous No.81823438
>>81823432
24 feels cool to be now
Anonymous No.81823444 >>81823488
>>81823437
edge doesn't have this problem
Anonymous No.81823445 >>81823488
>>81823437
it works on tampermonkey
Anonymous No.81823450
getting a burger for lunch
Anonymous No.81823453 >>81823494
>>81823409
TypeScript rn
Anonymous No.81823458 >>81823461 >>81823464
HOLY FUCK PLEASE MAKE A NEW ONE MY POST-400 ANXIETY IS INSANE
Anonymous No.81823461 >>81823477
>>81823458
no shut up mongboy
Anonymous No.81823464
>>81823458
You're done mate, the thread has collectively agreed to go to 500 from now on
Anonymous No.81823477
>>81823461
dont call me a mongboy retard
Anonymous No.81823486
His nickname? Penis.
Anonymous No.81823488 >>81823493
>>81823445
>>81823444
downloaded Vivaldi and seems to be alright now
Anonymous No.81823493
>>81823488
lad just install it with tampermonkey you don't need a new browser
Anonymous No.81823494
>>81823453
Good choice, I like it too.
Anonymous No.81823501
i have plenty of things i could be doing but i dont feel like doing anything
Anonymous No.81823506
Me? Just had a Wot Whocolate x
Anonymous No.81823516 >>81823523 >>81823539
Last week of 4chan for us lads ;_;
Anonymous No.81823523 >>81823538
>>81823516
i still think we should meet up on tor is 4chan gets taken down as its the only place with genuine free speech
Anonymous No.81823533
If anyone wants to start up our own board I'm down x
Anonymous No.81823535
>>81822711
Walk at least 20 minutes every other day. Mild exercise can do wonders for the average person, best done in the morning. Perhaps a blood test to see if you have any nutritional deficiencies?
Anonymous No.81823538
>>81823523
Where, TOR is a big place
Anonymous No.81823539 >>81823559 >>81823562
>>81823516
>Last week of 4chan for us lads ;_;
why lad? not been keeping up
Anonymous No.81823554
>>81818639
ah yes, the yank version of camping where you drive to a car park and pitch a tent
Anonymous No.81823558
>>81823345
Did you resurface the rotors or put new ones on?
Anonymous No.81823559
>>81823539
Moot has bought 4chan back from Hiro but he doesn't want Brits on the site so he's range banning us at the end of the week
Anonymous No.81823562 >>81823574
>>81823539
Online Safety Act about to castrate anything spicier than facebook, lad. Been fun knowing you lads.
Anonymous No.81823574 >>81823591
>>81823562
im an adult. i want to view the sites i want to. there will probably just be an external id check for 4chan
Anonymous No.81823583
there is loli porn on /b/ and thats illegal, the whole site will be blocked
Anonymous No.81823591 >>81823616
>>81823574
>im an adult. i want to view the sites i want to.
Okay, but it the open view of the British state that adults are not allowed to view the sites they want to if the state deems them unacceptable.
Anonymous No.81823596 >>81823612 >>81823618 >>81823625
i made this thread so can someone else make the next one please
Anonymous No.81823612 >>81823625
>>81823596
Post-400 anxiety lad should make it.
Anonymous No.81823616
>>81823591
its quite bad that it has come to this when i think about it. like real tyrannical shit to stop us looking at what websites we want to in the name of le children.
Anonymous No.81823618
>>81823596
Im banned from making threads
Anonymous No.81823625
>>81823596
OK
>>81823615

>>81823612
Woops, beat him to it, plus he makes enough, at ~400 posts.